“you can call me vampire girlfriend” “my type is men who look like they’re one cigarette away from dying” “i need someone i can fix” GO TO THERAPY LORD PLS!!!
It's funny cuz you can get someone 1 ciggie from death WITHOUT BEING THEIR THERAPIST (you may break up first though before they get the therapist and start feeling better about themselves so they don't need fixing lol).
I'm gonna be honest. I do this. It's not sobbing, it's just tears. But I do have sensitive eyes so it could jsut be particles in the air that's an irritant
@@brcsephinanot the therian/furry hate for literally no reason They don't got back problems because of quads they got back problems because of your ignorant, unnecessary obsession with their interests
@@brcsephina Not you saying 'woomp woomp' when you took the time out of your day to spread hate- Even better the comment was completely different from your reply. Stay mad bro :D
She was so mean lmaooo. It's perfectly valid though, honestly. Being a sports fan and watching sports religiously is more of a dealbreaker for someone who doesn't like sports than dating someone who likes to play golf or play basketball once a week, because they're probably NOT spending anywhere near as much time doing something and committing to a hobby that you don't find interesting. A lot of men spend a lot of time watching sports... Like a lot... But going golfing on the weekend for a couple hours every week? That hardly impacts your relationship in any meaningful way.
Ok but can we talk about the heartbreak, the betrayal, the utter disbelief on the first guy's face when they girl rejected him like my guy was going for 3 kills and she shot him down so fast, absolute queen over a football team too she was not having any of it honestly I think he was more upset that she didn't like football than getting rejected
Maybe this is a strong take, but I genuinely wonder if this show is just training people to become better narcissists 😂 They incentivize "winning" through being as fake and charismatic as possible until the first sign of a viable exit strategy, at which point you are rewarded for brutally discarding your partner as quickly as possible. Kind of sick when you think about it, I really hope it doesn't bleed into other dating apps
@@montymintsno? I was talking about those types of kids who say things to make people intentionally uncomfortable? Or at least that’s what I way Trying to imply? Sorry if it came across I was going that way or trying to make a derogatory statement that wasn’t my intention 😅
Being a perfectionist doesn’t mean you think you’re too good or perfect. It’s genuinely a hard complex to have, and it doesn’t come with total egocentric intentions in wanting to be perfect.
Fr! Being a perfectionist often comes with low self esteem anyway. Perfectionism is not the same as being cocky. She was saying she doesn’t expect perfect from others but she expects it for herself.
I went to HS with a girl like Ariyana. She was a Melanie Martinez stan who wears outfits similar to Ariyana. She treated boys in the school like a celeb crushes (secret photo taking and what not). She also wore mascara and didn't wipe her face just so everyone can see her tears when she cries (She still does this and she posted photos of her doing it online last month. She is 25).
I would rather cry every time I poop than poop every time I cry…because usually when I poop I’m alone already anyway. But I for sure have cried involuntarily in front of other people…I’ve cried at work multiple times. And I’m really glad i didn't also poop. imagine you cry and the cry triggers a poop, which triggers you to cry harder which triggers more poop and you just poop and cry yourself into oblivion.
the first guy not making eye contact might not actually be a rude thing. as an autistic(probably) person myself, i really struggle with eye contact-but it is never anything abt being rude. maybe in this case the lack of eye contact was purposely disrespectful, but that isnt always the case :)
im sorry to inform you , we are indeed saying that on interviews. I promise you this jobs out here don't wanna know that you struggle with time management or procrastination or not of that "negative stuff". Im walking in telling them my biggest flaw is taking overbooking myself with so much work lmaoo
EVERYONE SHUT UP THE EYE WATERING THING WHEN YOU POOP IS NORMAL OKAY IT JUST HAPPENS TO SOME PEOPLE ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SNEEZE AND YOUR EYES WATER still tho idk why anyone would bring that up in this situation
Cooper: "If you're a boy, go crazy in the comments below!-" Me: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LET'S GO LADS!!!" Cooper continuing: "Hey, if you're a boy who likes girls-" Me asf: 😶"oop wait nvm I-"
My red flag is that I don't consider reality TV dating shows as representations of real relationships. My second red flag is that I also make weird sounds when I get up after sitting for a long time. 8:51
Being perfect and being a perfectionist are two very separate thing. When you say youre a perfectionist and you consider it a red flag, youre telling me youre priorities may be first come first serve format and may take many of your emotional resources and time from other parts of your life. Also a lot of perfectionists want theur partners to be involved in what they do so they can get 2 birds with one grain.
I love finding a fellow cry while pooper. I also cry while pee more so. But it’s funny bc it’s either super rare or no one talks about it bc yeah it is weird. But from what little I can find it’s because some wires got crossed in our brains and the parts that deal with using the bathroom and crying are really close or crossed or something. Kind of similar to why people who have foot fetishes.
Vampire girlfriend girl is DEFINITELY strsight off of tunblr. That preference in men? One cigarette from dying? You just know she wanted to put down poor little meow meow
idk if this is odd I need someone to make like a compilation of all of coopers outros I love them so much or for cooper to have a whole episode of him ranting about nonsense (like he does when he’s a lil bit tipsy) that sh!t brings me so much joy. like just an episode of rabbit trails and he doesn’t have to get back on track like I would love that
Cooper is actually so majestic wtf😭
IKRR
His Majesty Cooper the Weirdo
Omg so REAL
Our society is doomed.
Our society is Real doomed.
@@marcb.cardlab6750 what?
Vampire girlfriend is the literal definition of a 🚩 💀
WELL-
She's horrifying in a way I've never seen outside cringe compilations
You described her type in those 2 emojis
The way she showed up silently in a little girls Halloween costume and then got worse with everything she’s ever said was just the worst. 🚩
“vampire gf” is concerning and a menace💀😭 not menace in a funny way either
“I wanna fix him 🥰🥰”
I cringed so hard
She wanted to reject aaron and then got mad when HE did it first... like she def needs some therapy 😭
Frrr she gotta fix herself first
seriously lmao, she acted like a goddamn toddler
I don't mind the "hahaha funny I can fix them" BUT UNIRONICALLY?? Erm... 😭
“you can call me vampire girlfriend” “my type is men who look like they’re one cigarette away from dying” “i need someone i can fix” GO TO THERAPY LORD PLS!!!
literally 😭 people who act like this and pretend its just little quirky traits literally make me slowly exit the room every time
There's a girl at my school like her... SHE'S MY TEACHER 😭 (save me)
She already got someone to fix: HERSELF
It's funny cuz you can get someone 1 ciggie from death WITHOUT BEING THEIR THERAPIST (you may break up first though before they get the therapist and start feeling better about themselves so they don't need fixing lol).
FR THO
“i cry when i poop” girl tf are you eating 😭
“ it’s involuntary” is it hurting her that bad??? Maybe a fibre supplement?
I'm gonna be honest. I do this. It's not sobbing, it's just tears. But I do have sensitive eyes so it could jsut be particles in the air that's an irritant
Taco Bell probably
Probably taco bell
A shit ton of coffee.
Vampire gf lady was so uncomfortable.. literally the pick me girl on the middle school playground NOBODY wanted to b around
more like the girl that wears a tail and hisses at people
@@brcsephinanot the therian/furry hate for literally no reason
They don't got back problems because of quads they got back problems because of your ignorant, unnecessary obsession with their interests
@@radvelvetcakez womp womp
@@brcsephina Not you saying 'woomp woomp' when you took the time out of your day to spread hate-
Even better the comment was completely different from your reply. Stay mad bro :D
@@radvelvetcakez womp womp
“No San Francisco?” IM DEAD 💀💀
He sounded so sad 😭
No head? 😭
@@Soup_huhno chick fil a sauce?
almost impressed by the amount of red flags "vampire girlfriend" showed off in that short a span of time
She's the worst type of person
"that's not gonna work for me" after the football hat comment was INSANE YOU GET HIS ASS GIRL
SHES MY HERO
She was so mean lmaooo. It's perfectly valid though, honestly. Being a sports fan and watching sports religiously is more of a dealbreaker for someone who doesn't like sports than dating someone who likes to play golf or play basketball once a week, because they're probably NOT spending anywhere near as much time doing something and committing to a hobby that you don't find interesting. A lot of men spend a lot of time watching sports... Like a lot... But going golfing on the weekend for a couple hours every week? That hardly impacts your relationship in any meaningful way.
The singing is literally so preppy🌸🩷🎀🌺💝💕🌷🎀🎀🎀🌸💕🩷🌸🌸💕💝💐🩷👹🩷💐
17:26
the sped up ''aHhH'' 😭
@@SKVLLFVCK🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟
Is it just as preppy as you imagined?
very bbg of him
He’s the master of karate and friendship for everyone AAahHAa
Vampire girlfriend doesn't need a partner, she needs a therapist.
Watch her get attached and flirt with the therapist 💀
"whats up weirdos" lights up my day and idk why, i love being a weirdo
Me too I loooove it. So relatable to my every day 😂
weirdo gnag
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE YES THANK YOU
Real
Rui
The thing with unhinged stuff is that you think you know what to expect but then it's ACTUALLY unhinged
last vid i said i still wasn’t used to cooper’s short hair, now it’s actually growing on me
I mean it's definitely growing on him
@@user-yz4yx2vj7vBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU ARE SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Good_luck_.💀💀
Actually i think it's growing on him 🤔
Edit: someone already made the joke i was too late, i shall now sit in the shame corner
@@kentucyfriedmeshame
Ok but can we talk about the heartbreak, the betrayal, the utter disbelief on the first guy's face when they girl rejected him like my guy was going for 3 kills and she shot him down so fast, absolute queen over a football team too she was not having any of it honestly I think he was more upset that she didn't like football than getting rejected
NO IT WAS SO FUNNY
Maybe this is a strong take, but I genuinely wonder if this show is just training people to become better narcissists 😂 They incentivize "winning" through being as fake and charismatic as possible until the first sign of a viable exit strategy, at which point you are rewarded for brutally discarding your partner as quickly as possible. Kind of sick when you think about it, I really hope it doesn't bleed into other dating apps
This show is literally the public version of that one kid at school who tells every one everything with not boundaries.
A…Autism?
@@montymintsno? I was talking about those types of kids who say things to make people intentionally uncomfortable? Or at least that’s what I way Trying to imply? Sorry if it came across I was going that way or trying to make a derogatory statement that wasn’t my intention 😅
@@teaganb215girl you’re fine they’re just tryna be offended
vampire girlfriend is the definition of tiktok personality😭
fr
That thumbnail already has me scared 😭😭
fr
Frr 😂
Well 😶
I had to think for a sec to see if I really wanted to put myself though this 😭
Same
5:26 I think she rejected him bc she saw the other women walking out and wasn’t taking her chances 😭
Cooper character arc of getting a girlfriend is perfect.
"THATS FOR SOFIA 💪😡"
5:25 HELP THE WAY HIS FACE DROPPED...I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
IKR?! I FKN DIED AT THAT LMFAOOOOO
😦No San Francisco?
Cooper was giving KENERGY with that arm pump💪
The last girl was literally so cute and had the best vibe i love her
As a “poop cryer” myself It doesn’t necessarily mean to weep and weeehhhh but when you go #2 tears involuntarily come out of ur eyes😭
You coulda kept this between you and god
So like your eyes water?
That's what I've gathered from this and other (surprisingly this seems more common that I thought)comments. @@claire.182
Same, sis. You're not alone :') I've never met a person who got this too
@@MariaOderso right!? I thought i was weird for it.
Cooper weny from "I wanna know everything about this woman" to "keep that to yourself' with Shay 😂❤
That second man is… gorgeous why would you EVER pass him up
Ikr 😭
Nahhh, gloating about hitting the button furst is crazyyy 💀
RISE PFP SPOTTED RISE PFP
Being a perfectionist doesn’t mean you think you’re too good or perfect. It’s genuinely a hard complex to have, and it doesn’t come with total egocentric intentions in wanting to be perfect.
Fr! Being a perfectionist often comes with low self esteem anyway. Perfectionism is not the same as being cocky. She was saying she doesn’t expect perfect from others but she expects it for herself.
a lot of times dylan has no clue what hes even talking ab, like he purposefully misunderstands people
@@aliag1728 seriously. I feel like he just overly judgmental for nothing.
@@KaciCallahan totally. Thank you for sharing!
I think ppl often use it in a way that seems like they’re complimenting themselves. I think he just misunderstood that. An honest mistake maybe.
"No San Francisco? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻"
😂😂
IT SENT ME
Vampire girlfriend is basically all of the girls I've love in the past but in a nutshell..
A-are you okay? 😅
What does that mean?
You good?
you need to love some different girls mate
a cooper button video is EXACTLY what i needed rn
the way the "wait, w-w-what?" synced up so well was kind of insane
I went to HS with a girl like Ariyana. She was a Melanie Martinez stan who wears outfits similar to Ariyana. She treated boys in the school like a celeb crushes (secret photo taking and what not). She also wore mascara and didn't wipe her face just so everyone can see her tears when she cries (She still does this and she posted photos of her doing it online last month. She is 25).
always the melanie stans lmao
@@cosmiclasagna i’m not a stan but im a fan and that’s so true we get a bad rep but some of us are psychos and i mean that in a bad way lol
0:02
0:25
The ✨🎀BAM🎀✨ Literally made my day 🤭😜🤪🤫🧏♀️
Same.
That Dayman shoutout had me dancing around my living room 😂
Haha was not expecting that!
I got so excited 😂
I would rather cry every time I poop than poop every time I cry…because usually when I poop I’m alone already anyway. But I for sure have cried involuntarily in front of other people…I’ve cried at work multiple times. And I’m really glad i didn't also poop.
imagine you cry and the cry triggers a poop, which triggers you to cry harder which triggers more poop and you just poop and cry yourself into oblivion.
The first dude just had good chemistry with the camera
The way christans dace went from "yeah san Francisco 😏😏" to "whyd y ptess he button😭👁️👄👁️"
i love cooper’s button vids they’re so entertaining and funny lmao
Cooper is literally just the sun like how is bro so radiant and bright wth
One cigarette from dying is the edgiest thing I’ve heard today and I’ve been listening to MCR all day
Phahahahhahah
"will they find true love, they never do" 😭😭
the first guy not making eye contact might not actually be a rude thing. as an autistic(probably) person myself, i really struggle with eye contact-but it is never anything abt being rude. maybe in this case the lack of eye contact was purposely disrespectful, but that isnt always the case :)
Thanks for commenting this‼️
There is a spider
Deep in my soul
He's lived here for years
He just won't let go
I think this is my nightmare
did you eated him
THIS I NEED A COOPER VERSION OF THIS SONG its my favourite one
THE BAD BOY OF YT
✨🎀YESSSS🎀✨
THATS HIM‼️‼️‼️
Hahaha lol that's by no means what you'd call a bad boy 🤣
MORE COOPER BUTTON CONTENT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
im sorry to inform you , we are indeed saying that on interviews. I promise you this jobs out here don't wanna know that you struggle with time management or procrastination or not of that "negative stuff". Im walking in telling them my biggest flaw is taking overbooking myself with so much work lmaoo
Yup. They want you to follow a script, not tell the truth 😂
10:03 it’s Matty Healy. She’s looking for a guy that looks like he’s one cigarette from dying and who she can fix.😂
IM CRYING AT THE OUTRO
christian's face when he got rejected was brutallll omg
The musical outro was amazing. That WHisp of hair that was almost in Cooper's eye added welcome cinematic drama!
Bro now that’s all I can see
The last two r so cute 🥲
7:47 quite literally a trauma dump.
11:02 vampire girlfriend is a wish version of old school Snooki. Betcha didn’t think that could happen.
I just saw Cody ko’s reaction to this button ep and you better bet I’m giggling with happiness to watch Coopers in the same day😈
i’m grounded but got my phone back for like an hour and i’m so happy. father has provided
i’m actually scared of the button but cooper makes it so funny that idc :)
6:19 "Shay cries when she poops" ADVENTURE TIME REFERENCE 🗣️🗣️
OEFNIODSWXIS LEO PFP HES ME REAL
When I watch your videos I make popcorn and play stardew valley thank you for letting me make this wonderful habit for myself *6 am hotdog*
I'm drinking hot chocolate and playing rain world while I watch :)
I play Dinkum and eat snacks
I hold my cat and explain to her why she is perfect
I did not expect to see a kurtis conner 6am hotdog here wtf
@@froggy5748 I did not expect to be caught so soon 😭
EVERYONE SHUT UP THE EYE WATERING THING WHEN YOU POOP IS NORMAL OKAY IT JUST HAPPENS TO SOME PEOPLE ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SNEEZE AND YOUR EYES WATER still tho idk why anyone would bring that up in this situation
i’m honestly loving the new hair, it’s very much serving €unty
You sat there and chose to type that sentence 💀 I’m actually scared
"vampire girlfriend" reminds me of one of my old friends who was the WORST person ive ever met.
7:29 I wonder if there’s a weird nerve misfiring. Because there is a gut-brain connection.
17:38 omfg yessss! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🖤
9:42 "shes gonna say some shit about Ted Kazinsky in 3 seconds" 😭😭
10:28 im so sad that man looked so polite i wanna go get like… coffee at a bookshop with him so he can talk about his favorite author what 😭😭😭
He looked so sweet ❤😭✋🏼
@@evasehra2037 no literally protect that man at all costs im sobbing
6:55
damn cooper got that hair winged liner😳
Cooper: "If you're a boy, go crazy in the comments below!-"
Me: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LET'S GO LADS!!!"
Cooper continuing: "Hey, if you're a boy who likes girls-"
Me asf: 😶"oop wait nvm I-"
Cool
1:17 HER VOICE???? OMG IM IN LOVE
My red flag is that I don't consider reality TV dating shows as representations of real relationships. My second red flag is that I also make weird sounds when I get up after sitting for a long time. 8:51
Coopers living room is starting to give me 80s era Freddy Mercury's house vibes with all the plant stuff and thick gold colored frames. Here for it.
the first dude when he got rejected u could hear the pain in his voice when he said "so no san fransico :("
Being perfect and being a perfectionist are two very separate thing. When you say youre a perfectionist and you consider it a red flag, youre telling me youre priorities may be first come first serve format and may take many of your emotional resources and time from other parts of your life. Also a lot of perfectionists want theur partners to be involved in what they do so they can get 2 birds with one grain.
Was actually having the worst day ever thank you for uploading
COOPERRRR I HAVE THE BARBRA AND KENNETH NECKLACE AND HAVENT TAKEN IT OFF SINCE I GOT IT, ITS SO PRETTY I WANT MORE 😭🩷🩷
16:36 the button said this like a nurse after giving a shot
i’m this close to just go on that show, to have cooper react to my devastating dating choices (i don’t even live in the US)
coopers hair isn’t bad but i miss his luscious locks🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I love finding a fellow cry while pooper. I also cry while pee more so. But it’s funny bc it’s either super rare or no one talks about it bc yeah it is weird. But from what little I can find it’s because some wires got crossed in our brains and the parts that deal with using the bathroom and crying are really close or crossed or something. Kind of similar to why people who have foot fetishes.
It also isn’t sobbing like he jokes. It’s literally like just a well up and maybe a couple tears will roll down
People like Cooper make me so happy.
as a pansexual boy with an eating disorder i am going hard rn but not for 'vampire girlfriend'
Finally cooper finally said we could go crazy. WOOOOOOOOO MEN!!!!🏳️⚧️
Vampire girlfriend girl is DEFINITELY strsight off of tunblr. That preference in men? One cigarette from dying? You just know she wanted to put down poor little meow meow
“Vampire girlfriend” is a wattpad girly, i can smell it…
vampire girlfriend’s type is robert pattinson in the batman
that outro was the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.
3:36 as a boy who likes girls, I feel seen for the first time in my life
That vampire gf girlie already got someone to fix: HERSELF!!
Omg I’m so glad he made another Button video! These are the best, his commentary has me in tears every time 😂
The crying when you poop is a vagus nerve problem xD
Best singing I've heard all year
The always sunny ref at the end made the entire video sooo much better
idk if this is odd I need someone to make like a compilation of all of coopers outros I love them so much or for cooper to have a whole episode of him ranting about nonsense (like he does when he’s a lil bit tipsy) that sh!t brings me so much joy. like just an episode of rabbit trails and he doesn’t have to get back on track like I would love that
I will never grow tired of this man’s outros
duuuude the insaine pick me energy from the "vampier girlfriend". Bro SERIOUSLY dodged a bullet.
the background keeps getting fuller every time 🌱
I’m sorry when cooper yelled TRANSITION AND SLAMMED HIS ARM DOWN ON THE TABLE I started laughing so hard for no reason😭😭😭
YEAAA BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR !! COOPER BUTTON VID 🗣️🗣️🗣️
0:10 …
[you didn’t need to remind me]
Vampire gf is the genuine embodiment of every 14 year old girl during 2020
Been a cooper fan for about a year now, he never gets old