Hillary Clinton's Acceptance Speech & Fear of Donald Trump at the DNC: The Daily Show

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  • @Gh0st_0723
    @Gh0st_0723 8 років тому +804

    Lost my shit at the knock knock joke the writers of this episode deserve a raise.

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 8 років тому +10

      The last thing they would give them would be a raise, The show is going to be canceled soon.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 8 років тому +1

      That was a good one :)

    • @xiv1496
      @xiv1496 8 років тому +5

      +mike hunt where did you got that from?

    • @kanodogg
      @kanodogg 8 років тому +2

      your people seem easily amused. maybe you'd be entertained if i jangled my keys over your head.

    • @allthatishere
      @allthatishere 8 років тому +16

      +kanodogg and what's comedy to you, dead baby jokes? Get a grip, Kevin and get off whatever pedestal you were born on.

  • @nobodycares79
    @nobodycares79 8 років тому +311

    I don't understand the Trump appeal. One, he's physically unattractive. Two, he makes no sense when he talk. Three, he's a very insecure person, hungry for attention and sensitive to any small criticism

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 8 років тому +6

      The Trump appeal is that all those things you stated are nothing compared to Hillary's flaws.

    • @KLil37
      @KLil37 8 років тому +15

      +mike hunt You're literally everywhere talking about Trump yet you never actually back up your points. I wonder why that is.

    • @SwirlyJoe
      @SwirlyJoe 8 років тому +20

      People think because he's rich means that he knows everything & will make the national debt somehow dissappear. People are fueled by false hope and he intentionally makes people angry.

    • @KLil37
      @KLil37 8 років тому +6

      +SwirlyJoe All very true friend :)

    • @constrainedanacronysm1370
      @constrainedanacronysm1370 8 років тому

      Well for one he has not yet been proven to actually be above the law.

  • @rinotv-9333
    @rinotv-9333 8 років тому +1141

    "YOU WOULD OPEN UR OWN DOOR U BROKE ASS BITCH"
    LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @andrewhodge5572
    @andrewhodge5572 8 років тому +206

    Guys, I'm a Bernie supporter, and I still think that this nomination was rigged. But don't take it out on Noah. Y'know, a person can like a candidate you don't like without being an idiot, the embodiment of evil, or both.

    • @tonyman4467
      @tonyman4467 8 років тому +7

      yes but they claim to be neutral that is the problem we all have here

    • @ReelJustinLewis
      @ReelJustinLewis 8 років тому +2

      Not true Trevor Noah is a shill and an unfunny idiot Hillary is a corrupt liar.

    • @SuperSupermanX1999
      @SuperSupermanX1999 8 років тому +3

      +da copyright policeTM The Daily Show has never claimed to be neutral, nor do they need to. They're a comedy show, so their chief goal is being funny, not necessarily balanced. They simply find the Republicans to be a better source of jokes.

    • @Hartzilla2007
      @Hartzilla2007 8 років тому +2

      "I still think that this nomination was rigged"
      SO did the DNC change any primary votes, switch ballots around, or any of the other things that constitutes rigging a vote?

    • @andrewhodge5572
      @andrewhodge5572 8 років тому +3

      Hartzilla2007 I think that from the very beginning the DNC has been against Bernie. I'm not going to accuse them of criminal acts, but I will accuse them of favoritism and underhandedness. And who knows? Weird things have happened during the primaries, and I wouldn't be surprised if SOMEONE tried to tamper with the voting machines. But it probably wasn't the DNC, if it did happen. No, I mean that the establishment has been fundamentally against Bernie from the beginning.

  • @AppleCore360
    @AppleCore360 8 років тому +295

    I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life! That man makes goldfish seem interesting

    • @melbatoast667
      @melbatoast667 8 років тому +3

      +Rum Runner You sound like a crazy person. Bless your heart.

    • @AppleCore360
      @AppleCore360 8 років тому +2

      Rum Runner can't vote, not American. but from an outsiders perspective... Trump doesnt seem equiped

    • @musekhadir4125
      @musekhadir4125 8 років тому +2

      +censorious I'm Somali and i wouldn't wish to my worse enemy

    • @bkrebs11
      @bkrebs11 8 років тому +3

      He almost made Hillary not look like a crook.

    • @theTruthSeekerishere
      @theTruthSeekerishere 8 років тому

      +Rum Runner are you serious? You crazy fucker, get help.

  • @teaandtrumpets5664
    @teaandtrumpets5664 4 роки тому +68

    Remember when Joe Biden was known as that chill quite guy who was Obama’s homie😂

  • @christhevancura9113
    @christhevancura9113 8 років тому +49

    One my good friends served honorably for the US Army..He was born in Iraq and is Muslim. .And a good man all day long

  • @Mrwiseguy101690
    @Mrwiseguy101690 8 років тому +211

    My dog is more qualified than Trump... and I don't even have one

    • @thomasramquist645
      @thomasramquist645 5 років тому

      Sponge .
      Trump 2020!

    • @rond5936
      @rond5936 5 років тому +1

      He won....

    • @bronwindraney5111
      @bronwindraney5111 5 років тому +1

      Suck it up, bimbo. Trump will AGAIN steamroller the Dems for their shameful waste of the government that we elected, fair and square.

    • @mattw7057
      @mattw7057 5 років тому +1

      Jumbomuffin13 Please keep impeaching him, it only shows how desperate the Democrats are to get him out.

    • @raynmanning2893
      @raynmanning2893 4 роки тому +3

      When you almost cause ww3 and take a pandemic for granted, I would understand why the fuck they want ,that saggy piece of wet toast my dog vomited out, out of offices, he’s like if you put an extra tanned kkk member that ,used his fathers wealth, as president

  • @evanmixon2827
    @evanmixon2827 8 років тому +366

    I hate both candidates but God it pisses me off how almost all of these talk shows are so left leaning. I mean they'll bash Donald Trump all day, understandably, but I challenge you to find any videos of them directly bashing Hilary because she's just as fucking bad. Trump is insane but Hilary killed Americans for God's sake and these talk shows won't say a damn thing about it. They raise her up like she's a savior.

    • @stephentursi9478
      @stephentursi9478 8 років тому +20

      You're right, the entertainment industry doesn't really dive into Hilary as much. We will leave that to congress to spend 7 million on Benghazi reports. Maybe go read them if you are feeling she is being left out of criticism.

    • @dozyproductionss
      @dozyproductionss 8 років тому +4

      Listen to the hearings Stephen Tursi. Just like with the emails, it was more like she got away with it.

    • @stephentursi9478
      @stephentursi9478 8 років тому +3

      Evan seemed to be commenting on the fact that she isn't getting her fair share of criticism and critiquing. I just think that 7 million dollars and more investigations than 9/11 is worth recognizing and reading up on.

    • @WJz321
      @WJz321 8 років тому +15

      It's especially annoying and disturbing as an independent like myself. In fact, I used to somewhat lean towards supporting Bernie. But seeing the media in the bed with Hillary and the DNC even after it was released that the DNC rigged the election makes me want to support Trump as a big fuck you to mainstream media and the multi-million dollar companies the Clintons and the DNC are in bed with.

    • @troyeck21
      @troyeck21 8 років тому +3

      The only time liberals complain about gov't spending is when their own are being investigated. Assuming you did read the report (and not just every MSM headline with the phrase "No bombshell"), please explain to me what Hilary did RIGHT regarding Benghazi

  • @craze4daiz
    @craze4daiz 8 років тому +26

    "Cause that's when he turns back into a racist pumpkin" lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @nicolasdiaz1542
    @nicolasdiaz1542 8 років тому +62

    no joke about that one guy who cheered for Elmo.

  • @lejonh7026
    @lejonh7026 8 років тому +525

    Poor Americans, voting between Hillary and Donald is like deciding which electrical socket to shove your fork into.

    • @S77777-x
      @S77777-x 8 років тому

      TrumpPence2016!

    • @MasterlessVagrant
      @MasterlessVagrant 8 років тому +35

      I like to think of it as either poking a bear in the back, or running in front of the bear. You either get a complete disaster, or a chance to not have a disaster.

    • @mbmajor01
      @mbmajor01 8 років тому +5

      Yeah init, but i think it's mitigation now, who is the least worse option lol,

    • @stugonmonday7511
      @stugonmonday7511 8 років тому +3

      The media is covering up Jill stein

    • @PumaIsGr8
      @PumaIsGr8 8 років тому +7

      This is nothing more than Hitler vs. Stalin, part II. I guess those who were alive during that time have died off. Trump displays many characteristics of Hitler as he rants and raves, and Hilly look so much like Stalin with her rigid posture, extended arm motions, and vomiting of party mantra. How sad that these two people are the best this nation has to offer. All of your parents, teachers professors, all of the great people you may have known in your life ... Trump and Clinton are the two apex members of society in the United States. Maybe the terrorist should win!

  • @sniwii1619
    @sniwii1619 8 років тому +261

    I'm from Germany and even I will miss Obama.

    • @jagkings
      @jagkings 7 років тому +9

      Same from Canada

    • @supwithu8583
      @supwithu8583 6 років тому

      You should talk to alot of your ppl who are still as racist as Germans during the holocaust. I have yet to meet a non racist German...

    • @sickid41
      @sickid41 6 років тому

      Hillary is worse than Trump. Is why he won. She should have not cheated in the dnc.

    • @TheFreshMaker93
      @TheFreshMaker93 6 років тому +2

      I'm from Poland but live in US for few years and I miss him too

    • @CNM2326
      @CNM2326 6 років тому +4

      I'm from Zimbabwe I will miss Obama too

  • @Nafeesdrmc
    @Nafeesdrmc 8 років тому +9

    In my opinion, this is the best performance by Trevor Noah so far at the Daily Show so far. He is really making big steps to stamp his own brand on the show. Appreciate your effort!

  • @nathandipietro1896
    @nathandipietro1896 8 років тому +95

    Damn, I really feel for Bernie. You can tell he was HATING having to be there.

  • @lucyrodriguez6752
    @lucyrodriguez6752 8 років тому +8

    that knock knock joke was everything!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @k0bh
    @k0bh 8 років тому +18

    Tevor is growing in this role, this is the most passion he's shown. Enjoyed this piece hilarious.

  • @thegooseinator9614
    @thegooseinator9614 8 років тому +309

    I like how people are complaining about the Daily Show pushing the left "agenda" as if it hasn't always done that.

    • @fadlmorsy8181
      @fadlmorsy8181 8 років тому +2

      Can you please elaborate? I get hes pushing it with hillary but i dint get the 'left' part

    • @jalexander1532
      @jalexander1532 8 років тому +7

      the left meaning, progressive liberals

    • @fadlmorsy8181
      @fadlmorsy8181 8 років тому +1

      Sorry again, 'progressive' liberals?

    • @00daveyr
      @00daveyr 8 років тому +6

      I think they just mean freedom and acceptance, radical thinking i'm sure

    • @Snafuski
      @Snafuski 8 років тому +18

      So what. As Jon Stewart once pointed out, the right has just opened itself to being mocked, what, with guys like Hannity, O'Reilly, those stupid "Friends", etc.... As many comedians have called them: the gift that keeps on giving...

  • @darylsanchez1280
    @darylsanchez1280 8 років тому +131

    Noah has been KILLING IT this past two weeks

  • @Goldensquare.
    @Goldensquare. 8 років тому +7

    Oh my god , that has to be the most jaw dropping knock knock joke ever. Even better than the whole knock knock movie.

  • @issa4767
    @issa4767 8 років тому +66

    She got Morgan Freeman??? Damn almost forgot Hillary was a crook there for a second. Morgan is magic

    • @Goldenboy48
      @Goldenboy48 8 років тому +2

      ain't it tho

    • @darkflamingopontificates186
      @darkflamingopontificates186 8 років тому +1

      Tax loopholes for celebs and they do bank shenanigans. Carry on.

    • @moontears3887
      @moontears3887 8 років тому +1

      Plus many MANY other great celebrities.

    • @mbmajor01
      @mbmajor01 8 років тому +2

      Trumps committed massive fraud lol! He's the bigger crook, I dunno why you people keep harping on that she's a woman tho lol sorry don't get it l, but what the fuck do I care I'm not even American do what you want to do to your own nation lol

    • @the_kitkat_1356
      @the_kitkat_1356 8 років тому +1

      Do your research.

  • @YaYaMan
    @YaYaMan 8 років тому +473

    How much does Morgan Freeman charge? Would love him to narrate my life.

    • @McStroke23
      @McStroke23 8 років тому +1

      shut up you broke dumbass

    • @YaYaMan
      @YaYaMan 8 років тому +20

      +Nikola Vukovic Nice 👍🏼

    • @McStroke23
      @McStroke23 8 років тому

      stupid people that say dumb shit like you on the internet should be put down

    • @YaYaMan
      @YaYaMan 8 років тому +43

      +Nikola Vukovic And you are just an awesome person, picking random fights online because Internet 😘 👍🏼👍🏼

    • @McStroke23
      @McStroke23 8 років тому

      yaahyak yes

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 8 років тому +134

    The point at the end is really correct: rich people are the one that would benefit the most from trump (with his tax cut) and they still say "oh hell no!"
    But to be fair i haven't seen a single billionaire saying something nice about Trump.
    The best thing i remember was the answer to "would you work with him?" and Mark Cuban said "if he does what i say yes".
    No one trust Trump as the commander.

    • @resinated666
      @resinated666 8 років тому +6

      you just laid out the reason he's not a puppet. Light bulb go off in your head yet? the people screwing you over hate someone... you should... hate him too?????

    • @francesco8000
      @francesco8000 8 років тому +9

      resinated666 How he is not a puppet? I mean he is getting donation like every other candidate (yep, like Hillary too).
      Now you may say "no he self found" and i say NO:
      the primaries were "self founded" (actually he gave a loan to himself which sound the same but it's different since he used donations to take the money back) but he said that in the main election he is not self founding.
      Did you forget when they panicked before the RNC because they needed 6 millions dollars? Where do you think they came from.
      So yeah, i should hate him for lying and act like he is the only good guy.

    • @blakemonway
      @blakemonway 8 років тому +5

      +resinated666 I hate him because of all the crap that's come out of his mouth. And before you start with the emails thing, I can't stand Hillary either, but I must also admit that between the two, Hillary is the lesser asshat from my point of view.

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 8 років тому +3

      Stephen Colbert had Mark Cuban, a person who initially thought Trump presidency would be great but flipped over the moment he heard him open his mouth. I wonder if Billionaires have any other interest in not electing Trump or do they really care about the middle class?

    • @jj6051
      @jj6051 8 років тому +1

      He has worked with Cuban and that is still Cuban's statement. He is and was a puppet, the only difference is that he is racist enough for people to forget that he is.

  • @divyadityasingh2508
    @divyadityasingh2508 8 років тому +3

    No matter how many times I see Trevor Noah's reaction to Bloomberg's speech I can't stop laughing!! 😂😂

  • @BAGELMENSK
    @BAGELMENSK 8 років тому +222

    This will be lost in the sea of hate.
    I used to support trump.
    I was and still am sick and scared of this cluttered and rigged political gamut that seems to choke out progress in any direction. I thought a vote for trump was a vote against THAT.
    But after the constant inconsistencies, refusal to give straight answers and rhetoric that consistently marches closer to a mirror image of famous tyrannical leaders, I jumped ship. I can't have blood on my hands when a president trump inevitably continues his amorphous xenophobic desperate rhetoric into office and potentially causes massive international incidents that will undermine America's position in the world.
    I honestly don't care whether this changes any minds, I just want people to know the thoughts of a former trump supporter, for better or for worse.
    I'd rather have the actual Adolf Hitler be running instead of trump, because at least then people could see through the thin facade drumpf puts up.

    • @y1hardtop
      @y1hardtop 8 років тому +39

      Calling him drumpf is pure libtard; nice try though.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 8 років тому +8

      @LordMatt48 - I hope more people wake up, thanks for posting.

    • @kelanex3488
      @kelanex3488 8 років тому +28

      Calling him libtard is pure stupidity. Though it was a nice try coming from a Trump supporter.
      Besides what should anyone expect when a Trump supporter gets hit with facts.

    • @selenaitara
      @selenaitara 8 років тому

      +

    • @geremynakhone826
      @geremynakhone826 8 років тому +4

      but at least Trump says America first, very few people are acknowledgeing that, but support Gary Johnson he is both a business man and a respecteable states man, he also says put Americans first and dosen't have Hillary's messy baggage and scandals

  • @Vazhaspa
    @Vazhaspa 8 років тому +79

    The point is that many ordinary politicians do not recognize that we are facing an American brand of neo-fascism. In this regards, Sanders knows exactly what he is doing when he talks about "reality" and "unity". In fact, Sanders is not only decent and honest but intelligent as he knows from his years of experience and historical knowledge that a divided front against fascism leads to the most dangerous disasters. Recall:
    __"Make Germany Strong Again!" (Hitler's theme and slogan)
    __"I am the greatest fortress builder of all time!" (Hitler bragging about his Atlantic Wall)
    Result: Germany ended up in ruins, 60 million people lost their lives in WWII, and the Wall collapsed!

    • @alexiatr
      @alexiatr 8 років тому +11

      reality sucks. we want promises

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 8 років тому +15

      +ianipoo
      In what way does the world 'take advantage' of the US?

    • @ianipoo
      @ianipoo 8 років тому +1

      +Wordavee1 I'm glad you asked. We trade with other countries who cheat us in the trade deals by devaluing their currency. We trade with them and import their products and when we try to export products to them and make a profit, they put tariffs on us and we make much less from the deal based on the fact that they cheat their currencies. We defend other countries like, for example, japan. Now if Japan gets attacked, we have to defend them. If we get attacked, they don't have to defend us. we defend Saudi Arabia. While we're stationed there, as we are protecting them, we also have to pay them for us being there. Think about this. We pay THEM to defend them. How fucked up is that? We put the most amount into programs like NATO, whereas other countries dont. Mexico treats it's illegals like shit, for example, those from Guatemala. A friend of mine was staying at a monastery in India and her visa expired. So she had to hide from government officials who go around and check documents and paperwork. In America, we welcome illegal immigrants and provide government benefits that is supposed to be reserved for the tax payers but is also given to illegals. So when someone comes and points out how unfair it is to the legal immigrants and the citizens who pay taxes and that simply because of the fact that they're illegal and should be deported because they broke the law, that person gets called a bigot. Nowadays, following procedure makes you a bigot, especially if you name the country in which most of these people who aren't following procedure come from. You even get compared to Hitler. That's what we have come to. Other countries take advantage of us in that way because we let them walk all over us and we allow ourselves to be mistreated by other countries. Noone calls Mexico bigoted for being harsh on immigration yet the US is somehow bigoted when it wants to straighten out its issues.

    • @ianipoo
      @ianipoo 8 років тому +1

      +Wordavee1 and let me be clear. the rest of the world is not the enemy. That in itself would be bigoted. It's our stupid leaders who don't know what they're doing that have let us down. When we get mistreated by other countries, it's mainly because it's a dog eat dog world and the captains of our team are weak. And more importantly, the ones who are affected most by this are the American people. People like Hitlery Cunton don't get affected because they're deep in the pockets of many of these countries

    • @james5812
      @james5812 8 років тому +1

      Show an instance of welcoming illegal immigrants?

  • @RedEyesRobotics
    @RedEyesRobotics 8 років тому +11

    Idk what people are talking about in the comments, that Bloomberg segment had me rolling! XD

  • @RHStevens1986
    @RHStevens1986 8 років тому +1

    This didn’t start out great, but you had me laughing by the end.

  • @nappyqueen86
    @nappyqueen86 8 років тому +7

    love you Trevor!!

  • @redeemedforgivenfree349
    @redeemedforgivenfree349 8 років тому +187

    Good gosh man Joe Biden should've ran...

    • @bkrebs11
      @bkrebs11 8 років тому +9

      as a Trump supporter, I would have been far more happy with that. Hillary is incompetent and crooked as hell.

    • @redeemedforgivenfree349
      @redeemedforgivenfree349 8 років тому +8

      Cliven Longsight Yeah I totally understand his decision. Family comes before career. I just bet he would've been a man most people could vote for ya know?

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 8 років тому +2

      +Jp 39 Biden is a douche

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 8 років тому +1

      I think he did at the beginning.

    • @iWinGamer
      @iWinGamer 8 років тому +1

      +MCShvabo nope not true at all lmao

  • @reyskywaka3202
    @reyskywaka3202 8 років тому +137

    I'd rather have cersei lannister as president than Joffrey baratheon

  • @lexarico7606
    @lexarico7606 6 років тому +1

    The Bloomberg roast was classic. Too funny!

  • @Zerokey77
    @Zerokey77 8 років тому +23

    Whoa never noticed that bud in Trevor's ear

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 8 років тому +11

    I want that billionaires-losing-it gif.

  • @MrGenedancingmachine
    @MrGenedancingmachine 8 років тому +77

    Any DNC leaks story yet?

    • @ThaTurminator
      @ThaTurminator 8 років тому +12

      Nope. Doesn't fit Trevor's establishment narrative.

    • @glittertechnic
      @glittertechnic 8 років тому +6

      They talk about it in "The Democratic National Convention's Bumpy Start"

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 8 років тому +4

      That would imply Trump is anti-establishment. Surely you're not buying the 'maverick against the old guard' bullshit he's promoting? The GOP would love him if he wasn't so honest about hating people....that's all they really have issue with. Hillary's crooked - yeah, so have all her predecessors been back as far as Truman. Oh, but for some reason, the scrutiny you people mysteriously didn't bother to give them suddenly applies to _her_.

    • @victortachiquin4965
      @victortachiquin4965 8 років тому +2

      lol so it's all a carefully orchestrated act? stfu libtard, Trump is real, zero illuminati connections.

    • @timashburn6926
      @timashburn6926 8 років тому +1

      +ProjectFlashlight612 screw you. yes trump

  • @xsociety988
    @xsociety988 5 років тому +1

    That knock knock joke was gold.

  • @Trythish
    @Trythish 8 років тому +4

    ohhh Noah you have made me laughed so hard. or maybe just giggle every time I see your dimples. lol

  • @YenneferStark2
    @YenneferStark2 8 років тому +130

    Anyone but Trump

    • @Godswole
      @Godswole 8 років тому +3

      Why? Anyone but corrupt bitch politician who flip flops on everything she believes in

    • @autumnsnow11
      @autumnsnow11 8 років тому +1

      You're right, I would much rather have the lunatic who let American soldiers die to further her campaign.

    • @YenneferStark2
      @YenneferStark2 8 років тому +5

      +blake johnson Every politician flip flops. It's what makes them politicians. I personally don't like Hillary, but I'd rather endure 4 years of the state we are in than 4 years of wars and hatred. Trump only spreads paranoia and violent behavior.

    • @Godswole
      @Godswole 8 років тому

      I don't believe that what you are saying is true. I think the media started that, not trump.

    • @YenneferStark2
      @YenneferStark2 8 років тому +6

      +blake johnson have you actually listened to his speeches? I have and they are full of hatred. There's so much terror and wars already, I don't think we need a world leader who only promotes that behavior.

  • @jn3697
    @jn3697 8 років тому +33

    When Hillary describes Trump, doesn't it sound an awful lot like her?

  • @dualityofgin
    @dualityofgin 8 років тому +1

    Killed it. This is the first time Trevor has really made me laugh so hard.

  • @MrSergioCG
    @MrSergioCG 8 років тому +4

    Trevor is freakin hilarious! lmaoooooo

  • @corsair4309
    @corsair4309 8 років тому +13

    You can fall in line as much as you want, Sheeple, but that shrill witch will never hold the office.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 8 років тому +8

      You'd rather have a racist lunatic with the nuclear codes? cmon man...

    • @SerenGetter
      @SerenGetter 8 років тому +3

      Which one?

    • @briandavis7999
      @briandavis7999 8 років тому

      Don't worry she will hold the office, because she will steal it, just like she did in the primaries.

    • @onlineclothesshoppin
      @onlineclothesshoppin 8 років тому

      Just ask Bernie

  • @shebzydon
    @shebzydon 8 років тому +3

    as someone from the UK, i literally had to google the american version of pearl necklace lmao

  • @Enbious
    @Enbious 6 років тому +1

    Obama loves his face. That last picture is my new screensaver.

  • @anhphi1210
    @anhphi1210 4 роки тому +10

    Cinnamon Hitler still sounds too cute for this crazist criminal of a president🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @shyecjj
    @shyecjj 8 років тому +8

    Few know, though, the name of the woman who put the first crack in that highest, hardest glass ceiling. That honor belongs to a beautiful, colorful and convention-defying woman named Victoria Woodhull, who ran for the office in 1872, 136 years before Clinton made her first run in 2008.She was also the first nominated women for President by her own party.
    Fact Enjoy.

    • @louisholden5127
      @louisholden5127 8 років тому +1

      There are women running today who aren't Clinton. The issue is that previously they weren't Republican or Democrat so couldn't win.
      And signing your comment "fact enjoy" would only make sense if that was your name (you did capitalise both words, so perhaps it is?).

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 8 років тому

      interesting

    • @RandomGuy-ch7ur
      @RandomGuy-ch7ur 8 років тому

      Major or third party?

  • @lucifermorningstar6061
    @lucifermorningstar6061 8 років тому +57

    Inside Trump Tower. Where is he now.

    • @Mmaly201
      @Mmaly201 8 років тому +41

      Save this Country, Mr.Queen.
      Actually no, save your goddamn ratings

    • @XxstrawmanxX
      @XxstrawmanxX 8 років тому +11

      i think flash is doing that

    • @thejuni1988
      @thejuni1988 8 років тому +3

      +intromasters1 hahahahaha I think that's impossible now

    • @baronfritzvonshlitz651
      @baronfritzvonshlitz651 8 років тому +1

      +cringe I can remember Democrats voting for bill just to get him out of Arkansas!

    • @alienartpop
      @alienartpop 8 років тому

      +Varoon and the Bushs gave us 9/11.

  • @victorsanchez7055
    @victorsanchez7055 8 років тому +1

    Trevor, nice work, now give'm a trumpence for the biscuit.

  • @morbid1.
    @morbid1. 6 років тому +7

    it's even more funny watching this now...

  • @CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND
    @CRUZ_CONTROL_BAND 8 років тому +7

    What was that pearl necklace bit about?

  • @Fulgrim88
    @Fulgrim88 8 років тому +13

    I want a full "billionaire roast battle" spin off show

  • @saesmith1
    @saesmith1 8 років тому

    The Knock Knock Joke did it lol lol!

  • @loubob0511
    @loubob0511 4 роки тому +4

    12:31
    Early 2016: Oh please! We’ll be fine.
    Late 2016: I’m starting to think he was right.
    2017: It’s okay! We can recover from this!!
    2018: We can’t recover from this...
    2019: GIVE HIM BACK PLEASE!
    2020: help

  • @Ohhc0nn0r412
    @Ohhc0nn0r412 8 років тому +10

    The Miracles of Morgan Freeman's Voice

  • @ananth224
    @ananth224 8 років тому +7

    I want to see Trevor's crying face in coming November.

  • @nalejbank
    @nalejbank 8 років тому

    Bloomberg, don't forget, is the guy that won't let you buy a large soda!

  • @sebasmuller
    @sebasmuller 8 років тому +31

    The World is going to miss Barak Obama

  • @DavidWheeler85
    @DavidWheeler85 8 років тому +201

    This is comedy?

    • @thejudge4421
      @thejudge4421 8 років тому +19

      allegedly it is a comedy, however I've yet to laugh at this shill

    • @thejudge4421
      @thejudge4421 8 років тому +15

      which explains why it's tanking.

    • @MiddleClasshole77
      @MiddleClasshole77 8 років тому +23

      No, this is propaganda.

    • @angelas831
      @angelas831 8 років тому +14

      +MiddleClasshole345 everything that is not your opinion is 'propaganda'

    • @zavdab5238
      @zavdab5238 8 років тому

      +Angela Solomon trrrruuuueeeee.your comment is propaganda. 😂😂

  • @Ragazar
    @Ragazar 8 років тому +40

    Hillary is sane? Oh dear..

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 8 років тому

      Comparatively...

    • @cytherians
      @cytherians 8 років тому +2

      Michael Bloomberg endorsed Hillary Clinton. Do you think he's insane? Donald Trump only got where he is because of his alleged net worth of multi-billions... but he can't touch Bloomberg. Trump without his money is NOTHING. So, if a man who has over 10 times Donald's net worth saying that Trump is a bad idea, are you going to sit there and scoff at him? If so, check your sanity.

    • @squidtardsfirstcousin271
      @squidtardsfirstcousin271 8 років тому

      +cytherians I really don't see that as a logical argument comparing wealth of Bloomberg to trump probably bc the only reason Bloomberg endorsed Hillary in the first place is bc he knows she'll put more money in his pockets then he has right now

    • @Ragazar
      @Ragazar 8 років тому

      +cytherians Because we all know that people with tons of money are the most moral, smart and nice people in the world? Why are you basing the sanity of a person based on the wealth of a person who vouches for him/her?

    • @cytherians
      @cytherians 8 років тому

      Johan Sjöö Ferm Let's not conflate two different premises -- trustworthiness and wealth. There are some who have both and some who have one but lack the other. We see some sort of representation of wealth from Trump because of his overt bluster of material wealth, but his net worth must be highly exaggerated given how he is so reticent to reveal his tax returns. He has given way too much cause to distrust him. Hillary is no saint, but she's not nearly as bad as The Donald.

  • @twaggytheatricks4960
    @twaggytheatricks4960 8 років тому +1

    Though the knock knock joke was amazing to me, I truly truly lost it when I saw that third hand touch Obama's head. It's a simple edit, but... Oh gosh XD

  • @beastheart120
    @beastheart120 8 років тому +4

    Knock Knock, whos there? - YEAH YOU WOULD ANSWER YOUR OWN DOOR YOU BROKE ASS BIITCH, DAMN I LOVE THE JOKES ON THIS SHOW!

  • @nitroneonicman
    @nitroneonicman 8 років тому +37

    Do people really crowd the place to watch Trevor make jokes? I don't see the appeal.

    • @Crystal14351
      @Crystal14351 8 років тому +2

      where are your spam bots?

    • @Crystal14351
      @Crystal14351 8 років тому +2

      oh, I found them.

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 8 років тому

      He's at a college campus. There's your appeal.

    • @llakuawyus7326
      @llakuawyus7326 8 років тому +1

      You support Trump? Unsubbed :(

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 8 років тому +1

      What are you 5 years old? How pathetic can you possibly be? "How dare someone not only have different view points as myself but then they express their right as an American to vote for who they'd like? haha You just did the man a favor by unsubbing.

  • @rdj2398
    @rdj2398 8 років тому +16

    we are gonna miss obama

  • @rbenne6
    @rbenne6 8 років тому

    Life Goal: 1. Drop a gold bar when I'm finished roasting someone's ass.
    ^Laughed so hard at this

  • @noyb154
    @noyb154 8 років тому +6

    Affirmative action daily show is for an affirmative action president. Surprise! The DNC looks like the Ghostbusters movie.

    • @TheScarletRose
      @TheScarletRose 8 років тому +6

      The presence of any minority = affirmative action. Got it.

    • @tonyman4467
      @tonyman4467 8 років тому +1

      dude the dnc was just identity politcs.1 after the other they used a bunch of people belonging to minorities to score political points and use them as political tools.

  • @KELLSONIC
    @KELLSONIC 8 років тому +76

    "Hillary made history as the first sane person to be nominated for President"
    What?

    • @Weebles6969
      @Weebles6969 8 років тому +41

      "Hillary made history as the first sane person to be nominated for president this year. FTFY

    • @Zefurion1988
      @Zefurion1988 8 років тому +3

      Still...What?

    • @Weebles6969
      @Weebles6969 8 років тому +15

      +Ino Koludrovic it was a joke implying that Donald trump is insane

    • @Zefurion1988
      @Zefurion1988 8 років тому

      Caleb soule Yes i know, but the exact opposite is true...

    • @Nicholasryan17
      @Nicholasryan17 8 років тому +22

      Youre a fucking idiot if you think trump isnt insane

  • @nahnni
    @nahnni 8 років тому +11

    I love this guy!

  • @Haramu-Fal0
    @Haramu-Fal0 8 років тому

    seriously, the knock knock joke though 😂😂😂 done

  • @d57702
    @d57702 8 років тому +5

    It's hard to watch this show anymore. They really need to find a new host.

  • @Legodude552
    @Legodude552 8 років тому +94

    Instead of calling Trump a racist, could you explain why you oppose his policies.

    • @milesfinnch7348
      @milesfinnch7348 8 років тому +70

      That's great if we knew his policies.

    • @Legodude552
      @Legodude552 8 років тому +10

      Miles Finnch You can understand his policies in his speeches. Watch his foreign policy speech from April 26th 2016. My question is, which foreign policies of his do you not support and for what reason? Also, do you support Hillary Clinton?

    • @epic103
      @epic103 8 років тому +7

      I guarantee you can't name any of Hillary's policies.
      With that said... Trump has actually given many policies speeches over the last few months. He's given speeches on foreign policy, the military, taxes, national security, fixing the VA system, the economy, immigration etc...
      At least Trump talks to the press and actually does press conferences and takes questions, unlike Crooked Hillary who never does press conferences and runs and hides from the press.

    • @Legodude552
      @Legodude552 8 років тому +1

      +epic103 I agree 100%

    • @Legodude552
      @Legodude552 8 років тому

      ***** Haha, yeah!

  • @christineclaiborne3139
    @christineclaiborne3139 7 років тому +4

    Oh believe me. The world is mourning.

  • @CookiesTriedToEatMe
    @CookiesTriedToEatMe 8 років тому

    Tim Kaine is like the handy man on Sesame Street to me. I can't not see him singing the ABC's with The Count and dancing with Big Bird

  • @SteamTVL
    @SteamTVL 8 років тому +17

    As a Vietnamese who follows the America's election just for the news and improve my English. I watch/listen to like every Trump speeches, and ofc, watch Trevor/Colbert/Oliver/Secular talk/etc... I don't listen to Hilary or anyone else tho cause i don't find them "entertaining" for my breakfast/dinner/before sleep
    I don't know if Obama/Hilary did something outrageous to the Americans that people hate them so much that they willing to vote for Trump instead of Hilary. But for Vietnamese like me, we don't really care, Obama visitted VietNam not long ago, we love this guy. And from my point of view, from what Trump said "Hilary = Obama but more lies", so i'm more in favor of her than Trump because we outsiders don't care about it.
    Trump on the otherhand, is portrayed on the media as a fearmongering, World crime loving maniac that might triggers WW3, and every speeches i listen to him, it's more or less the same thing. Needless to say, i'm scared shitless of him because no one wants to give up their normal life to go on battlefield. Heck, i'm gonna be honest, like 90% people within the age to serve military duty in my country want to dodge it because that shit sucks balls, let alone actually getting drafted.
    The thing with Hilary is, to Americans, she might be the most corrupted piece of garbage on the planet, but for me, as an outsider, she just makes the rich richer while screw over people who can't afford going with her system in america (Like every piece of shit politicians, heck, im in a country where Corruption takes place before you even blink) . As for Donald Trump, I don't know what he's going to do, but all i hear is him going to ruin the world.
    Just my 2cents i wanna express. Take it as however you want

    • @redeemedforgivenfree349
      @redeemedforgivenfree349 8 років тому

      Thanks for the insight man!

    • @nopedone6331
      @nopedone6331 8 років тому +2

      It's interesting to hear an outsider's perspective. Also, your English is amazing.

    • @drumpf6184
      @drumpf6184 8 років тому +1

      Well, you should watch the speakers at the DNC, the average person, not a politician, to see what they think.

    • @phanaiosapollon2097
      @phanaiosapollon2097 8 років тому +1

      The rifts which could lead to WW3 were not put in place by Trump, but have been developing for years. Trump is not creating conflict, but bringing it into the public consciousness. Fear mongering, perhaps, but not obviously war mongering.

    • @praharshsuryadevara8137
      @praharshsuryadevara8137 8 років тому

      Trump's speeches are a bad idea if you want to improve your english

  • @lafleurquicache
    @lafleurquicache 4 роки тому +3

    13:02 /// Well this part aged interestingly.

    • @sh202-r8v
      @sh202-r8v 3 роки тому

      LololololololololoL

  • @jayfrenchparis
    @jayfrenchparis 8 років тому +4

    Holy crap I never knew this show had such a large audience

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 8 років тому

    This is one of the funniest skits Trevor has ever done and I don't even watch this show. Kudos and a subscribe to you sir.

  • @robertbaratheon4621
    @robertbaratheon4621 8 років тому +28

    I'm not white but I will be voting for trump. I'll rather vote for someone who expresses their true intentions than for someone who is fake. she should be in prison.

    • @robertbaratheon4621
      @robertbaratheon4621 8 років тому +1

      +Matt Boooberson it takes common sense to understand. if Bernie was going against trump, why vote for trump unless you're white?

    • @robertbaratheon4621
      @robertbaratheon4621 8 років тому

      +Matt Boooberson you shouldn't say that about yourself.

    • @davidaguero9517
      @davidaguero9517 8 років тому +1

      +Baby Bird Gaming yes only whites and 40 mid life crisis dudes want trump

    • @robertbaratheon4621
      @robertbaratheon4621 8 років тому

      +Baby Bird Gaming obviously you're racist if you can't figure out why you should vote for trump if you're white. white people tend to become oblivious when they think someone is being racist towards them.

    • @davidaguero9517
      @davidaguero9517 8 років тому

      +Sith'ari Azithoth yes they are white they're a bunch of fuckin oreos

  • @evilbull8995
    @evilbull8995 8 років тому +3

    Ok ok ok.. Here's the thing. Just saying, this is a comedy show. It doesn't matter if they are left or right or middle or whatever because this is a comedy show. This is not a journalist. They are allowed to be biased, even if they are. They just bash The Donald because people find him funny. I really don't see why you are hating on late night shows when they aren't trying to be neutral, if they already aren't.

  • @borisyeltsin4353
    @borisyeltsin4353 8 років тому +12

    alright I've lost all of my respect for Trevor Noah and his show. I'm aware of potential bias in all news media but this is just much too obvious. He is making Hilary sound like a saint and is the perfect candidate with clean hands. Neither candidates, I believe, are even worthy for nomination for president but come on cover both of them, not just creepy Trump

    • @FilthyManatee
      @FilthyManatee 8 років тому

      I can hold some respect for people that are voting for Hillary because they don't want Trump, but how can anyone truly like Hillary for president.

    • @borisyeltsin4353
      @borisyeltsin4353 8 років тому

      ***** when Jon Stewart left he seemed like he would be capable of replacing him, but later on I started watching less and less of the show because of him

  • @radhasen2604
    @radhasen2604 3 роки тому

    My daily dose of laughter at the end of each day is The Trevor making a mockery of The Trump!

  • @FifaMessi010
    @FifaMessi010 8 років тому +5

    Wait what? Morgan Freeman? Eh she's got my vote

  • @wali5912
    @wali5912 8 років тому +11

    2:04 *lip smack* *lip smack* *lip smack*

    • @hpotter2954
      @hpotter2954 8 років тому +4

      Looks like she's sucking on her teeth.

    • @andrewharrison521
      @andrewharrison521 8 років тому

      Agreed. Not worth it any more. It's like he was paid to say all of this. Trump is just there to make Hillary look good. She should be in jail. You are clearly showing staunch support for her. Sad to call him a fellow South-African - where are the standards?

    • @wali5912
      @wali5912 8 років тому +1

      what

  • @xavierkubancik2443
    @xavierkubancik2443 8 років тому +7

    I can hear the cries of Bernie Sanders fans in the distance And I am also crying if u were wondering.

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 8 років тому +2

      We weren't wondering

    • @halvey8518
      @halvey8518 8 років тому

      😭

    • @Jade-mm1wl
      @Jade-mm1wl 8 років тому +1

      Dee Dee​
      trump supporter spotted

    • @cytherians
      @cytherians 8 років тому

      Get over it. Bernie did. He's joining Hillary. What else can he do, crawl back home to Vermont and do local pro bono work?
      I still would have preferred Bernie in office with Hillary as VP. I think they'd have made a great team.

    • @cytherians
      @cytherians 8 років тому

      As the Rolling Stones said, "You can't always get what you want." However, you can compromise for what you need.

  • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
    @LisaLisa-rl3pm 6 років тому

    Baaaah!
    Just watched this again...
    The cinnamon Hitler thing fkn killed me!
    Again!
    Love you Trevah!!!

  • @stefanneaga
    @stefanneaga 8 років тому +8

    they launched the Freeman nuke...

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 8 років тому

      I'm down with that

  • @what244
    @what244 8 років тому +4

    Im jealous, only if morgan freemen can do that for me :(

  • @catninja909
    @catninja909 8 років тому +3

    well...it's her or Trump...guess I'd choose her

    • @chaserchowmeow
      @chaserchowmeow 8 років тому

      you start rich you end rich man his dad had a net worth of hundreds of millions of dollars and Trump just heightened that. You do know he also went bankrupt 4 times right?

  • @VonikGames
    @VonikGames 8 років тому

    Trevor Noah Is So Much Funny Than Any Other Talk Show Host In History!!😂👌

  • @Moscato_Moscato
    @Moscato_Moscato 8 років тому +5

    Is pearl necklace an euphemism for something else?

  • @viktorostapenko4499
    @viktorostapenko4499 8 років тому +6

    3rd party? Anyone?

  • @ML-sw8pz
    @ML-sw8pz 8 років тому +8

    i want Bernie 😢

  • @myotismyotis3521
    @myotismyotis3521 8 років тому

    Bloomberg looking like Mel Brooks from History of the World-We need 2 part.

  • @hyperion1028
    @hyperion1028 8 років тому +4

    Bernie 😢

  • @russellwestbrook754
    @russellwestbrook754 8 років тому +4

    i didnt want to vote at all but Morgan freeman made me vote for Clinton

  • @nearby222
    @nearby222 8 років тому +8

    Why do people keep saying she's killed people who has she killed?

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 8 років тому +5

      She had an intern and a few others close to the intern killed. Check it out, Its very interesting.

    • @autumnsnow11
      @autumnsnow11 8 років тому +7

      She was responsible for the soldiers dying in Benghazi

    • @buroojalam1261
      @buroojalam1261 8 років тому +6

      apparently no evidence of it .soo till then noo judging

    • @nearby222
      @nearby222 8 років тому +8

      +Karley King how are you responsible for soldiers dying that's what they do they may kill they may die that's like part of the job.

    • @alankoslowski9473
      @alankoslowski9473 8 років тому +8

      She hasn't. Many of her opponents are so delusional as to believe all kinds of ridiculous bullshit.

  • @oulart
    @oulart 8 років тому +1

    Bloomberg ridicules Treump. Orange Crush... hahahahaha

  • @calebmeyerrr9937
    @calebmeyerrr9937 8 років тому +4

    How much did the Democratic Party pay you not to talk shit?

  • @gracesgr8t
    @gracesgr8t 8 років тому +60

    Okay, I really love the Daily Show and this video was okay and pretty funny, but seriously guys? You're a comedy show that makes fun of everybody and every little thing that they do and say. Make more fun of Hillary Clinton like you do Donald Trump. Obviously you're more left-leaning like mostly every other media source, but that doesn't mean you can't make fun of the left candidate! I'm honestly kinda disappointed. You guys did great with the RNC, but not with the DNC. Smh.

    • @mikehunt3985
      @mikehunt3985 8 років тому +7

      Clearly they have an agenda in play,. All the more reason to vote Trump

    • @SuperSupermanX1999
      @SuperSupermanX1999 8 років тому +22

      +mike hunt Huh? You're going to vote for Trump because a comedy show has a liberal slant?

    • @SuperSupermanX1999
      @SuperSupermanX1999 8 років тому +32

      And they do make fun of Hilary. Just earlier this week they called her "Mrs Nixon" and they had an entire segment showing how every claim she made when talking about her emails was proven false. And at the end of the day they're a comedy show. They're not required to be unbiased, just go for what makes the best jokes. And Trump produces better material than Hilary or Bernie.

    • @sarge5000
      @sarge5000 8 років тому +28

      maybe trump and everyone else on the right should give us less comedic material

    • @LuongoTHEmachine
      @LuongoTHEmachine 8 років тому +3

      it seemed like the writers stop trying to go more in depth and Trevor Noah is okay to get cheap laughs... don't be Jimmy Fallon pls

  • @ScienceDrummer
    @ScienceDrummer 8 років тому +3

    How to work for UA-cam
    Step 1: Promote your Liberal Agenda in the Trending page
    Step 2: Fuck up the layout every 3 months
    Step 3: ?????
    Step 4: Profit

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 8 років тому +1

    That knock knock joke though - I'm crying