I don’t know why but imagining Amir throwing a lit match on pat and then casually going back to his desk, sitting down, and having a normal (by his standards) conversation is hilarious to me.
In other episodes he says "learning shit is for aunts and dweebs" and "learning shit is for mothers and nerds, and last time I checked, I'm have a pussy" which are almost as good
Not sure this is what the OP meant, but you can interpret 'learning shit' as 'learning stuff', which is appropriate for the nerd stereotype. You can also interpret 'learning shit' as 'learning jack shit' or not learning anything at all/learning nothing, which is appropriate for jocks. If you want to know more then steal a hen. @@4Y0P
“I think I have to turn off my computer and just go home. That really ruined my day.” I quote that wayyy too much at work when one of my employees does something silly.
Omg I'm in the hospital right now waiting to get surgery but this video made me feel SO much better. I watched it twice. Wow really this one was just perfect -33333
Something I never pieced together was that amir's third grade cousin is taking journalism class and is having to send emails to people he respects for a survey that includes questions about their high school education.
Love the reference to “Jake and Amir: Deals” at 0:25…interestingly enough that episode was released in October of 2012, while “Survey” came out in July…
I wonder if Deals was recorded before but released after this episode or whether they came up with Amir’s email address here and used the name again later
Don't believe me? Ask my UNCLE
+LongLongLists *cringe*
LongLongLists oncle
bitch HGGAHGHAGLAH GAHAGGLAH....ATE ONE!!
I Got 99 Problems And You're All Of Them
I scrolled down and read this as he said it.
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“Nah… just say go fuck yourself.”
Still my fav J & A line.
“Let’s write ‘dead’ and hope for the best, right?”
Elon copied Amir
You're preaching to the chair
6 years later and I only just now realized that intro was commenting on the new intro, I just thought it was Amir being weird
holy fuck
🤯 I never noticed
Why was there even a bear there
@@BarginsGalore It's from the "What if bears killed one in five people?" video
I THOUGHT HE JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BEAR WAS
Jake's face when Amir says uncle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
thenathanlwo Yeah, made me wince too. That part actually hurt to hear.
1:22
Probably the best comedic timing evahh
uncle amir
I don’t know why but imagining Amir throwing a lit match on pat and then casually going back to his desk, sitting down, and having a normal (by his standards) conversation is hilarious to me.
Vaguely. There's a disconnect here. Haha! No man. There's a disconnect here. Den!
@@SuperPiposaru What I said still stands because that's not a normal conversation with a normal person.
i like to imagine that he knocked him out and then did that
To be fair, I think it’s pretty funny to read this conversation as a bit of a reaction to this outrageous bathroom situation.
Or on Streeter
I just realized Amir is coming from throwing lit matches on pat when he runs to his desk at the beginning.
The jake wince was gold
Hang on, don’t finish that sentence
You're preaching to the chair
Perhaps my favorite line in all of J&E
Kristos Samaras Jake and Emir?
NeonThe AbyssWalker oops
@@bobxyzp 3 years later...
MintyMango productions as you can see, I’m pretty slow. Except for now.
"you're preaching to the chair" the most underrated J&A line ever
I don't get it?
@@spicerc1244 chair and choir are spelled similarly
@@robmckennie4203 Amazing
woah, I didn't get it until you wrote it out. brilliant.
I say this all the time and nobody has ever commented on it. So they either miss the mispronunciation or think I’m an actual moron
"if you wanna know why, ask my UNCLE" I love the way he says uncle 😂
"what an awful, ugly pair of sentences" lol, jake.
Don't be a diva roach sir
Agreed
Jakes delivery of "Beat was fine, beat was good." is gold. One of the many lines that have stuck with me all of these years later.
For some reason, the funniest part of this for me was Amir breaking the 4th wall and being genuinely shocked by the bear in the intro.
definitely one of the better intros
The rap would have been better with a bomb ass chorus.
What's an ass chorus?
Lolli Popper BOMB-ass, I said.
;)
Life of a Teenage Chef You gotta leave man
YoZync For the wolf! For the epic wolf...
Wo-ooo-oah, for the longest SNATCH
Math was crap. If you wanna know why then steal a hen.
you didn't even get it right
Learning shit is for nerds and jocks don't believe me ask my uncle
Green blue brown and red, go to school and you'll regret it.
Rick Fox must be a math genius then.
Jesus Christ, that was the worst thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
I absolutely love Jake's reaction to "Don't believe me? Ask my UNCLE!" 1:20
don't believe me? ask my UNcle
I came to this video just for this quote
😬
I remember watching these videos every Tuesday and Thursday when they were new... Those were the best days of my life
Just so you know they’re back
I think 2012 was the best year for this series, it had the strongest episodes.
Miss 'em!!
You are right but Trutv asked for a pilot episode so hopefully the tv series is as good as the web series
Naiad 2011 was the golden year
+Naiad from june of 2014 the jake and amir episodes are written amazingly
They're back!
Why does a 3rd grader take a journalism class?
Repeating the 3rd grade.
amir's lying or misconstruing it. the questions specifically asked about a high school education
dynaboyj L. could be the 3rd grade of high school in a different country
Esther Park no country on earth has 3rd grade in HS
@@dynaboyjl.4220 So what? They're asking about the future, instilling how important school is.
the beat was actually pretty bad
As bad as the rap?
I agree
+John King Bad beat? Nah, bad you.
The beat was fine, beat was good
John King it was a GOOF
"Learning shit is for nerds and jocks"
I think this is the single most neglected line in the rap. Think about it for a moment.
that's so poignant and beautiful when you stop to think about it
In other episodes he says "learning shit is for aunts and dweebs" and "learning shit is for mothers and nerds, and last time I checked, I'm have a pussy" which are almost as good
I don't get it 😢
Not sure this is what the OP meant, but you can interpret 'learning shit' as 'learning stuff', which is appropriate for the nerd stereotype. You can also interpret 'learning shit' as 'learning jack shit' or not learning anything at all/learning nothing, which is appropriate for jocks. If you want to know more then steal a hen. @@4Y0P
@@4Y0P Yeah, well you'r estupid! Wait....I don't get it either.
Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the cousin in 3rd grade was legit Leron.
he said once that leron is his only cousin
@@zariajohnson9623 He has another cousin, Linford, who shows up in a 2010 episode.
That be weird, Leron dated Parm who was in hospice.
He did say he was repeating the third grade... i think you're on to something
“I think I have to turn off my computer and just go home. That really ruined my day.”
I quote that wayyy too much at work when one of my employees does something silly.
The timing of the “bear?!” In the intro is one of the most impressive j&a jokes
def one of the best intros
Why IS there a bear?
None of your business... its a teaser for College humour's 2015 video, called "What If Bears Killed One In Five People?"
oh that video did shit
Why did you say none of your business, then immediately answer his question?
lol
+Cole Menard oh my god. I read this just as Jake was saying it
hey, you're preaching to the chair
haha I saw your comment and was confused but then amir immediately said it
+Ben Armstrong (MrCumblemore) yeah I love how he subtly mispronounces choir lol
I actually started crying during the rap bc I was laughing so hard
He knows too much!
This is the greatest Jake and Amir episode ever.
ive seen this a million times and just now noticed the youre preaching to the chair line lmao
Probably my favourite Jake and Amir. Has Stony ever turned that rap into a song?
Obviously not, it was crap.
@@markkittel44 no math was crap
Omg I'm in the hospital right now waiting to get surgery but this video made me feel SO much better. I watched it twice. Wow really this one was just perfect -33333
How did the surgery go? I hope you’re well
As soon as i heard the "Nooooooooooooooo" I was waiting for Amir to say facebook jumped the shark.
"Hey you're watching jake and aBEAR?!" Lol finally someone notices the random bear in the intro XD
This is the best J&A yet, and I've seen 99% of them. I died when he said "UNCLE" in the rap. LOLOL
I just realized Amir said “preaching to the chair” instead of “preaching to the choir”
I love how he says uncle xD
I like that the video starts with amir sprinting in, and it turns out it was because he just set pat on fire
This ain't your grandpa's UA-cam channel!
I love how Amir has that reaction at the beginning but has been preparing the rap for weeks
Why does Jake always go home for no reason
Math was crap, if you wanna know why then steal a hen xD
I played back that rap at least 8 times now and I am crying right now. Ask my UNCLE
He says repeated the 3rd grade as a joke but I actually did have to repeat the 3rd grade lmao
how is that funny?
@@moneyman6895 Amir wants people to respect him. His sad little cousin does, but Amir just casually tells him to go fuck himself.
A rap without references to the coldest cold. Ardvark jiz
"You're preaching to the chair"
Who's here after Amir tweeted the Patreon question?
This is one of my favorite episodes. it's so much subtlety here 🤣🤣
Yo just realized Amir's perfect song for Jake is creep by radio head
One of the very best episodes
Something I never pieced together was that amir's third grade cousin is taking journalism class and is having to send emails to people he respects for a survey that includes questions about their high school education.
LMAO
My all time favourite episode
This video made me shart in laughter not even joking
Fave intro.
dude these guys are hilarious
When jake flinched when amir said 'uncle' i lost it haha
That rap was the best thing in the world.
Pats delivery was gold at the end
2:42 love how he subtly mispronounces choir
He says chair instead of choir. That's why it's funny.
there is not subtlty at all
Love jakes face when amir says UNCLE!
I can see why Amir is upset, answering that survey email would the first time he's answered an email at his job in years 😂
This is one of the best ones.
Love the anti-drug message in every Jake and Amir vid.
Well, it's been more than five years and Amir is still alive and well. Making unfinished scrolls he has to read to Jake over Zoom.
damn, years go by and I still cry tears of soy at that rap
This is probably the best episode
Third, he’s repeating the third grade
this is outright my favourite Jake and Amir
Is there a deeper meaning in Amir´s rap? I´m not an English native speaker so I might´ve missed some metaphors etc.
nope, it's nonsense.
Travis Stambaugh YOU JUST DO NOT UNDERSTEND THE MEANING OF HIS GREAT METAPHORS! >:C
Travis Stambaugh LOOOOOOOL
Even Amir doesn't understand Amir.
The 99 problems joke is based off a jay z song but its still nonsense
Love the reference to “Jake and Amir: Deals” at 0:25…interestingly enough that episode was released in October of 2012, while “Survey” came out in July…
I wonder if Deals was recorded before but released after this episode or whether they came up with Amir’s email address here and used the name again later
UNCLE
i could watch these all day long.
1:35 best moment in UA-cam history.
I agree. Amir makes the best faces in these.
Best series on UA-cam
I have to admit, the beat was actually crap.
"Don't believe me, ask my... UNCLE" LOL
Will a lit match go out or actually burn someone who is taking a dump?
SOMEBODY GET THE MYTH BUSTERS ON THIS RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry buddy...
He's obviously very oily so he caught fire.
"9? 10? A big fat hen. *puffs cigar* ... The name's Bender"
3rd grader in high school?
This is one of the funniest jake and amirs in a while
this is probably the funniest jake and amir
I saw the title and i knew it was gonna be a great one
i just keep replaying that damn rhyme amir does, haha its fucking hilarious when he says 'UNCLE'
"lets say dead, and hope for the best" looool
My first one as well. In fact, first time watching it now .
1:23 lol Jake's face when Amir says "UNCLE"
That last bit made me laugh! XD do more of that! Too funny!
the end caught me by surprise. lol
"I think I have to turn off my computer and go home. That really just ruined my day."
omg here I'm again, why can't I stop watching this episode ;( help
Don't believe me ask my UNKLE haha Gets me every time.
Best intro so far!
"Why did you say 'none of my business' and then immediately answer my question?" Lmfao
jake's wince when amir said uncle was so adorable
the ending is everything here
1:15 when that beat came in on my left headphone, I could have sworn something was ringing in my room :).
I love the way amir says "NOOOOO"
The algorithm has decided it is jake and amir time
"Jake and A-Bear!!? what the hell is that?!" Laughing hard from the start!