Jake and Amir: Survey

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  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 9 років тому +1752

    Don't believe me? Ask my UNCLE

    • @codythegreat21
      @codythegreat21 9 років тому +51

      +LongLongLists *cringe*

    • @leddyal-khakaf3378
      @leddyal-khakaf3378 7 років тому +16

      LongLongLists oncle

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 6 років тому +13

      bitch HGGAHGHAGLAH GAHAGGLAH....ATE ONE!!

    • @LivingDewCrew
      @LivingDewCrew 6 років тому +4

      I Got 99 Problems And You're All Of Them

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 4 роки тому +4

      I scrolled down and read this as he said it.

  • @nilsberg5942
    @nilsberg5942 2 роки тому +318

    “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
    “Nah… just say go fuck yourself.”
    Still my fav J & A line.

    • @aerbaer6572
      @aerbaer6572 2 роки тому +22

      “Let’s write ‘dead’ and hope for the best, right?”

    • @xHaste
      @xHaste 11 місяців тому

      Elon copied Amir

    • @J___0926
      @J___0926 8 місяців тому +1

      You're preaching to the chair

  • @bunglesnurch2062
    @bunglesnurch2062 6 років тому +356

    6 years later and I only just now realized that intro was commenting on the new intro, I just thought it was Amir being weird

    • @mkearney98
      @mkearney98 4 роки тому +11

      holy fuck

    • @jjkaehurwitz7721
      @jjkaehurwitz7721 4 роки тому +11

      🤯 I never noticed

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 4 роки тому +20

      Why was there even a bear there

    • @Kenny-Blankenship
      @Kenny-Blankenship 3 роки тому +12

      @@BarginsGalore It's from the "What if bears killed one in five people?" video

    • @realemaskye286
      @realemaskye286 3 роки тому +5

      I THOUGHT HE JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT A BEAR WAS

  • @thenathanlwo
    @thenathanlwo 10 років тому +770

    Jake's face when Amir says uncle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • @dieguy3080
      @dieguy3080 9 років тому +14

      thenathanlwo Yeah, made me wince too. That part actually hurt to hear.

    • @kent2500
      @kent2500 5 років тому +12

      1:22

    • @shaazy
      @shaazy 4 роки тому +2

      Probably the best comedic timing evahh

    • @noabes5261
      @noabes5261 3 роки тому

      uncle amir

  • @umno9830
    @umno9830 4 роки тому +468

    I don’t know why but imagining Amir throwing a lit match on pat and then casually going back to his desk, sitting down, and having a normal (by his standards) conversation is hilarious to me.

    • @SuperPiposaru
      @SuperPiposaru 3 роки тому +34

      Vaguely. There's a disconnect here. Haha! No man. There's a disconnect here. Den!

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 роки тому +17

      @@SuperPiposaru What I said still stands because that's not a normal conversation with a normal person.

    • @edkind3024
      @edkind3024 3 роки тому +2

      i like to imagine that he knocked him out and then did that

    • @SirSmilingPhantom
      @SirSmilingPhantom 3 роки тому +2

      To be fair, I think it’s pretty funny to read this conversation as a bit of a reaction to this outrageous bathroom situation.

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 2 роки тому +1

      Or on Streeter

  • @goofyzuniga5611
    @goofyzuniga5611 4 роки тому +147

    I just realized Amir is coming from throwing lit matches on pat when he runs to his desk at the beginning.

  • @MegaNightmare4
    @MegaNightmare4 8 років тому +404

    The jake wince was gold

  • @marcduck111
    @marcduck111 10 років тому +631

    You're preaching to the chair

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 7 років тому +15

      Perhaps my favorite line in all of J&E

    • @neontheabysswalker8253
      @neontheabysswalker8253 7 років тому +14

      Kristos Samaras Jake and Emir?

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 4 роки тому +4

      NeonThe AbyssWalker oops

    • @iampassingawaydotcom
      @iampassingawaydotcom 4 роки тому +4

      @@bobxyzp 3 years later...

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 4 роки тому +3

      MintyMango productions as you can see, I’m pretty slow. Except for now.

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 7 років тому +235

    "you're preaching to the chair" the most underrated J&A line ever

    • @spicerc1244
      @spicerc1244 4 роки тому

      I don't get it?

    • @robmckennie4203
      @robmckennie4203 4 роки тому +8

      @@spicerc1244 chair and choir are spelled similarly

    • @spicerc1244
      @spicerc1244 4 роки тому +16

      @@robmckennie4203 Amazing

    • @jverkaik100
      @jverkaik100 3 роки тому +1

      woah, I didn't get it until you wrote it out. brilliant.

    • @Petey5544
      @Petey5544 2 роки тому +2

      I say this all the time and nobody has ever commented on it. So they either miss the mispronunciation or think I’m an actual moron

  • @arrows4910
    @arrows4910 3 роки тому +71

    "if you wanna know why, ask my UNCLE" I love the way he says uncle 😂

  • @myrixtyzm3524
    @myrixtyzm3524 9 років тому +293

    "what an awful, ugly pair of sentences" lol, jake.

  • @devonscotttaylor
    @devonscotttaylor Рік тому +7

    Jakes delivery of "Beat was fine, beat was good." is gold. One of the many lines that have stuck with me all of these years later.

  • @Chicken_Rump
    @Chicken_Rump 3 роки тому +31

    For some reason, the funniest part of this for me was Amir breaking the 4th wall and being genuinely shocked by the bear in the intro.

  • @TheBenito98
    @TheBenito98 10 років тому +436

    The rap would have been better with a bomb ass chorus.

    • @NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV
      @NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV 10 років тому +87

      What's an ass chorus?

    • @Zanderfist
      @Zanderfist 10 років тому +56

      Lolli Popper BOMB-ass, I said.
      ;)

    • @YoZync
      @YoZync 10 років тому +38

      Life of a Teenage Chef You gotta leave man

    • @goddamnit3146
      @goddamnit3146 10 років тому +5

      YoZync For the wolf! For the epic wolf...

    • @dylaneverhartmusic
      @dylaneverhartmusic 4 роки тому +20

      Wo-ooo-oah, for the longest SNATCH

  • @Tprodctions
    @Tprodctions 8 років тому +616

    Math was crap. If you wanna know why then steal a hen.

    • @chilldude5949
      @chilldude5949 7 років тому +7

      you didn't even get it right

    • @drewdonahue123
      @drewdonahue123 7 років тому +33

      Learning shit is for nerds and jocks don't believe me ask my uncle

    • @pinkplatypusprincess
      @pinkplatypusprincess 4 роки тому +9

      Green blue brown and red, go to school and you'll regret it.

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 4 роки тому +2

      Rick Fox must be a math genius then.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 4 роки тому +2

      Jesus Christ, that was the worst thing I've ever heard in my entire life.

  • @marcool108
    @marcool108 11 років тому +39

    I absolutely love Jake's reaction to "Don't believe me? Ask my UNCLE!" 1:20

  • @TR123
    @TR123 8 років тому +231

    don't believe me? ask my UNcle

  • @imwatchinberniemac
    @imwatchinberniemac 8 років тому +29

    I remember watching these videos every Tuesday and Thursday when they were new... Those were the best days of my life

    • @emesnewe5133
      @emesnewe5133 2 роки тому +1

      Just so you know they’re back

  • @kitsunaiad
    @kitsunaiad 9 років тому +105

    I think 2012 was the best year for this series, it had the strongest episodes.
    Miss 'em!!

    • @nicktaylor6783
      @nicktaylor6783 9 років тому +3

      You are right but Trutv asked for a pilot episode so hopefully the tv series is as good as the web series

    • @bfmw13
      @bfmw13 9 років тому +6

      Naiad 2011 was the golden year

    • @AirBulletin
      @AirBulletin 9 років тому +3

      +Naiad from june of 2014 the jake and amir episodes are written amazingly

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 2 роки тому

      They're back!

  • @InactiveAccount677
    @InactiveAccount677 11 років тому +386

    Why does a 3rd grader take a journalism class?

    • @legoindy111
      @legoindy111 11 років тому +140

      Repeating the 3rd grade.

    • @dynaboyjl.4220
      @dynaboyjl.4220 7 років тому +44

      amir's lying or misconstruing it. the questions specifically asked about a high school education

    • @estherpark8580
      @estherpark8580 7 років тому +10

      dynaboyj L. could be the 3rd grade of high school in a different country

    • @MultiSahaji
      @MultiSahaji 6 років тому +6

      Esther Park no country on earth has 3rd grade in HS

    • @insolentish4529
      @insolentish4529 6 років тому +3

      @@dynaboyjl.4220 So what? They're asking about the future, instilling how important school is.

  • @RiddLs
    @RiddLs 9 років тому +779

    the beat was actually pretty bad

  • @NerdyLiberal
    @NerdyLiberal 12 років тому +152

    "Learning shit is for nerds and jocks"
    I think this is the single most neglected line in the rap. Think about it for a moment.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 2 роки тому +11

      that's so poignant and beautiful when you stop to think about it

    • @gayvideos3808
      @gayvideos3808 Рік тому

      In other episodes he says "learning shit is for aunts and dweebs" and "learning shit is for mothers and nerds, and last time I checked, I'm have a pussy" which are almost as good

    • @4Y0P
      @4Y0P Рік тому

      I don't get it 😢

    • @janlettens3092
      @janlettens3092 Рік тому

      Not sure this is what the OP meant, but you can interpret 'learning shit' as 'learning stuff', which is appropriate for the nerd stereotype. You can also interpret 'learning shit' as 'learning jack shit' or not learning anything at all/learning nothing, which is appropriate for jocks. If you want to know more then steal a hen. @@4Y0P

    • @robertknetsch2715
      @robertknetsch2715 11 місяців тому

      @@4Y0P Yeah, well you'r estupid! Wait....I don't get it either.

  • @tardersauce3578
    @tardersauce3578 4 роки тому +65

    Honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the cousin in 3rd grade was legit Leron.

    • @zariajohnson9623
      @zariajohnson9623 2 роки тому +3

      he said once that leron is his only cousin

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 роки тому +4

      @@zariajohnson9623 He has another cousin, Linford, who shows up in a 2010 episode.

    • @harryasmith527
      @harryasmith527 2 роки тому +3

      That be weird, Leron dated Parm who was in hospice.

    • @Gravitics
      @Gravitics 2 роки тому +3

      He did say he was repeating the third grade... i think you're on to something

  • @CrazyCatMan13
    @CrazyCatMan13 6 років тому +92

    “I think I have to turn off my computer and just go home. That really ruined my day.”
    I quote that wayyy too much at work when one of my employees does something silly.

  • @Plrealy
    @Plrealy Рік тому +9

    The timing of the “bear?!” In the intro is one of the most impressive j&a jokes

  • @pffft5679
    @pffft5679 8 років тому +211

    Why IS there a bear?

    • @silicalnz3008
      @silicalnz3008 8 років тому +55

      None of your business... its a teaser for College humour's 2015 video, called "What If Bears Killed One In Five People?"

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 років тому +2

      oh that video did shit

    • @CTM1022
      @CTM1022 8 років тому +51

      Why did you say none of your business, then immediately answer his question?

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 років тому +2

      lol

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 8 років тому +6

      +Cole Menard oh my god. I read this just as Jake was saying it

  • @worufualisu5706
    @worufualisu5706 9 років тому +143

    hey, you're preaching to the chair

    • @benarmstrong6904
      @benarmstrong6904 8 років тому +2

      haha I saw your comment and was confused but then amir immediately said it

    • @bobbyhernandez7117
      @bobbyhernandez7117 8 років тому +2

      +Ben Armstrong (MrCumblemore) yeah I love how he subtly mispronounces choir lol

  • @jakekoneval2688
    @jakekoneval2688 7 років тому +21

    I actually started crying during the rap bc I was laughing so hard

  • @dropout
    @dropout 12 років тому +31

    He knows too much!

  • @MarshallBouchard
    @MarshallBouchard 3 роки тому +8

    This is the greatest Jake and Amir episode ever.

  • @stazz316
    @stazz316 5 років тому +7

    ive seen this a million times and just now noticed the youre preaching to the chair line lmao

  • @urbanbushing
    @urbanbushing 9 років тому +25

    Probably my favourite Jake and Amir. Has Stony ever turned that rap into a song?

  • @LemonutCrayon
    @LemonutCrayon 12 років тому +4

    Omg I'm in the hospital right now waiting to get surgery but this video made me feel SO much better. I watched it twice. Wow really this one was just perfect -33333

    • @getlowpapoose
      @getlowpapoose 2 роки тому +3

      How did the surgery go? I hope you’re well

  • @Okanehira
    @Okanehira 12 років тому +7

    As soon as i heard the "Nooooooooooooooo" I was waiting for Amir to say facebook jumped the shark.

  • @Beneficence111
    @Beneficence111 12 років тому +5

    "Hey you're watching jake and aBEAR?!" Lol finally someone notices the random bear in the intro XD

  • @JSoulstorm
    @JSoulstorm 11 років тому +3

    This is the best J&A yet, and I've seen 99% of them. I died when he said "UNCLE" in the rap. LOLOL

  • @xlr20ice
    @xlr20ice Рік тому +2

    I just realized Amir said “preaching to the chair” instead of “preaching to the choir”

  • @iDirtyDianaX
    @iDirtyDianaX 10 років тому +18

    I love how he says uncle xD

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 Рік тому +1

    I like that the video starts with amir sprinting in, and it turns out it was because he just set pat on fire

  • @dropout
    @dropout 12 років тому +27

    This ain't your grandpa's UA-cam channel!

  • @mmersiv
    @mmersiv Рік тому +3

    I love how Amir has that reaction at the beginning but has been preparing the rap for weeks

  • @florian8218
    @florian8218 10 років тому +25

    Why does Jake always go home for no reason

  • @mariabaker221
    @mariabaker221 8 років тому +34

    Math was crap, if you wanna know why then steal a hen xD

  • @joshsquash9917
    @joshsquash9917 6 років тому +4

    I played back that rap at least 8 times now and I am crying right now. Ask my UNCLE

  • @unclepoopoof25
    @unclepoopoof25 8 років тому +13

    He says repeated the 3rd grade as a joke but I actually did have to repeat the 3rd grade lmao

    • @moneyman6895
      @moneyman6895 6 років тому

      how is that funny?

    • @WeeklyComedian
      @WeeklyComedian 5 років тому

      @@moneyman6895 Amir wants people to respect him. His sad little cousin does, but Amir just casually tells him to go fuck himself.

  • @acestephens608
    @acestephens608 Рік тому +3

    A rap without references to the coldest cold. Ardvark jiz

  • @ilikegoodcake
    @ilikegoodcake 9 років тому +9

    "You're preaching to the chair"

  • @anonymousanonymous7593
    @anonymousanonymous7593 4 роки тому +6

    Who's here after Amir tweeted the Patreon question?

  • @leekyoverhere
    @leekyoverhere Рік тому

    This is one of my favorite episodes. it's so much subtlety here 🤣🤣

  • @jenniferleblanc8094
    @jenniferleblanc8094 8 років тому +4

    Yo just realized Amir's perfect song for Jake is creep by radio head

  • @chrisluongo267
    @chrisluongo267 5 років тому +1

    One of the very best episodes

  • @battleandjams
    @battleandjams 3 роки тому +5

    Something I never pieced together was that amir's third grade cousin is taking journalism class and is having to send emails to people he respects for a survey that includes questions about their high school education.

  • @eelvis1674
    @eelvis1674 5 років тому +2

    My all time favourite episode

  • @TheSibis13
    @TheSibis13 9 років тому +8

    This video made me shart in laughter not even joking

  • @juniorperavlova
    @juniorperavlova 4 роки тому +2

    Fave intro.

  • @TeeBreak
    @TeeBreak 5 років тому +3

    dude these guys are hilarious

  • @salrubz
    @salrubz 12 років тому

    When jake flinched when amir said 'uncle' i lost it haha

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 5 років тому +4

    That rap was the best thing in the world.

  • @sams-ps7xz
    @sams-ps7xz 4 роки тому +2

    Pats delivery was gold at the end

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 8 років тому +25

    2:42 love how he subtly mispronounces choir

  • @FatWalkProductions
    @FatWalkProductions 12 років тому +1

    Love jakes face when amir says UNCLE!

  • @WerewolfGuyyy
    @WerewolfGuyyy 2 роки тому +4

    I can see why Amir is upset, answering that survey email would the first time he's answered an email at his job in years 😂

  • @EliasGitterman
    @EliasGitterman 3 роки тому +1

    This is one of the best ones.

  • @markwhalanaus
    @markwhalanaus 12 років тому +4

    Love the anti-drug message in every Jake and Amir vid.

  • @Fonnsterify
    @Fonnsterify 4 роки тому +2

    Well, it's been more than five years and Amir is still alive and well. Making unfinished scrolls he has to read to Jake over Zoom.

  • @shaazy
    @shaazy 3 роки тому +4

    damn, years go by and I still cry tears of soy at that rap

  • @hablahei1
    @hablahei1 12 років тому

    This is probably the best episode

  • @calebezekielbeats959
    @calebezekielbeats959 6 років тому +10

    Third, he’s repeating the third grade

  • @Doogasm69
    @Doogasm69 12 років тому

    this is outright my favourite Jake and Amir

  • @Ales01111
    @Ales01111 11 років тому +44

    Is there a deeper meaning in Amir´s rap? I´m not an English native speaker so I might´ve missed some metaphors etc.

    • @fected888
      @fected888 11 років тому +164

      nope, it's nonsense.

    • @antonik2678
      @antonik2678 10 років тому +24

      Travis Stambaugh YOU JUST DO NOT UNDERSTEND THE MEANING OF HIS GREAT METAPHORS! >:C

    • @mrtampham
      @mrtampham 10 років тому

      Travis Stambaugh LOOOOOOOL

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 8 років тому +2

      Even Amir doesn't understand Amir.

    • @biamlutler8485
      @biamlutler8485 8 років тому +6

      The 99 problems joke is based off a jay z song but its still nonsense

  • @RubenTandon
    @RubenTandon 3 роки тому

    Love the reference to “Jake and Amir: Deals” at 0:25…interestingly enough that episode was released in October of 2012, while “Survey” came out in July…

    • @RubenTandon
      @RubenTandon 3 роки тому

      I wonder if Deals was recorded before but released after this episode or whether they came up with Amir’s email address here and used the name again later

  • @Sethclement96
    @Sethclement96 5 років тому +4

    UNCLE

  • @SkySayHi
    @SkySayHi 12 років тому

    i could watch these all day long.

  • @lavachebeadsman
    @lavachebeadsman 10 років тому +13

    1:35 best moment in UA-cam history.

    • @adhdgamer5313
      @adhdgamer5313 10 років тому +2

      I agree. Amir makes the best faces in these.

  • @ThereHeGoThatsJonDoe
    @ThereHeGoThatsJonDoe 11 років тому +2

    Best series on UA-cam

  • @TheJoyrunners
    @TheJoyrunners Рік тому +3

    I have to admit, the beat was actually crap.

  • @xXpurplenurple007Xx
    @xXpurplenurple007Xx 12 років тому

    "Don't believe me, ask my... UNCLE" LOL

  • @Jayohennn
    @Jayohennn 8 років тому +3

    Will a lit match go out or actually burn someone who is taking a dump?
    SOMEBODY GET THE MYTH BUSTERS ON THIS RIGHT NOW

  • @Sindini
    @Sindini 12 років тому +1

    "9? 10? A big fat hen. *puffs cigar* ... The name's Bender"

  • @dominiqueglover4978
    @dominiqueglover4978 11 років тому +4

    3rd grader in high school?

  • @YoKnaust
    @YoKnaust 12 років тому

    This is one of the funniest jake and amirs in a while

  • @kiddisley5890
    @kiddisley5890 7 років тому

    this is probably the funniest jake and amir

  • @djones1234567654321
    @djones1234567654321 12 років тому

    I saw the title and i knew it was gonna be a great one

  • @calebrules0100
    @calebrules0100 12 років тому

    i just keep replaying that damn rhyme amir does, haha its fucking hilarious when he says 'UNCLE'

  • @AssaultAndBattery777
    @AssaultAndBattery777 12 років тому

    "lets say dead, and hope for the best" looool

  • @sireofzelda
    @sireofzelda 11 років тому

    My first one as well. In fact, first time watching it now .

  • @thenathanlwo
    @thenathanlwo 11 років тому

    1:23 lol Jake's face when Amir says "UNCLE"

  • @Lothis99
    @Lothis99 12 років тому

    That last bit made me laugh! XD do more of that! Too funny!

  • @OrganizedMadnes
    @OrganizedMadnes 12 років тому

    the end caught me by surprise. lol

  • @Jackaxed
    @Jackaxed 4 роки тому +2

    "I think I have to turn off my computer and go home. That really just ruined my day."

  • @Willskull
    @Willskull 8 років тому

    omg here I'm again, why can't I stop watching this episode ;( help

  • @jacharyzones
    @jacharyzones 11 років тому

    Don't believe me ask my UNKLE haha Gets me every time.

  • @Adriantsowa
    @Adriantsowa 12 років тому

    Best intro so far!

  • @SaltySteff
    @SaltySteff Рік тому

    "Why did you say 'none of my business' and then immediately answer my question?" Lmfao

  • @Joshuaying
    @Joshuaying 12 років тому

    jake's wince when amir said uncle was so adorable

  • @Alekpowah
    @Alekpowah 11 років тому

    the ending is everything here

  • @RadioheadConcerts
    @RadioheadConcerts 11 років тому

    1:15 when that beat came in on my left headphone, I could have sworn something was ringing in my room :).

  • @xXthecrazymeXx
    @xXthecrazymeXx 10 років тому +1

    I love the way amir says "NOOOOO"

  • @nolanjuaire
    @nolanjuaire 9 місяців тому

    The algorithm has decided it is jake and amir time

  • @coobgoosh
    @coobgoosh 12 років тому

    "Jake and A-Bear!!? what the hell is that?!" Laughing hard from the start!