Woman visiting Cocoa Beach impaled by umbrella while sunbathing, police say | Action News Jax

Fox News Digital reported that a woman visiting Cocoa Beach was recently impaled by an umbrella while sunbathing. tinyurl.com/mvsbwh6z
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[@MolecularDrift]

That’s going to be one heck of a vacation tale to tell…
“I used to be a tourist like you, but took an umbrella to the knee”.

[@techshabby0001]

That umbrella was tired of being a server.

[@johncarter4411]

I'm so glad that it wasn't life threatening, although what a rare things to happen to someone.

[@jasonsimmons6684]

Somebody getting a paycheck

[@andrewyoung2796]

I wanted this to be Babylon Bee