"I like to think of jesus with giant eagles wings singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk" one of the best quotes in the whole movie. 🤣🤣🤣
@@ryanthurston2600 actually he isn't a God and he never claimed to be a God in the Bible, the only true God is the father, Jesus is a servant of God not God as you pagan trinitarians lie about him, Jesus himself said that only the father knows the hour, Jesus is not perfect so he can't be god
The funniest thing about this whole scene is the way Cal (John C. Reily) punctuates whatever Ricky says like he's in church. You know that just had to be improvised.
@@Kyle_Evers How ever did you discover that this line is underrated? Must've taken a poll. But for real , it's terribly sad that "I threw a bunch of grampa chip’s war medals off the bridge" was among the most underrated lines in the dinner table scene! Breaks my little pig heart ;) Hey Kyle...?...Can I be your boyfriend?
My favorite line is when Texas Ranger says “my teacher asked what’s the capital of North Carolina and I said Washington DC.”and Cal says “Bingo!” Gets me every time.
Man sad to know Houston Tumlin passed away. He was one of my favorite characters in this movie. Sad to know the war never ended with him. He was a badass human being and funny. I hope you finally found peace brother. You can rest now.
It was HILARIOUS that Ricky said, :"You guys are working so hard, and I'm just so proud of you.", after what Texas Ranger said happened with him in school by using rude words.
Every time I went to church during Christmas and they mentioned baby Jesus, I got this scene in my head, I told my pastor, he starts laughing, said it's hard not to think of this scene
Will Ferrell has master the art of funny dinner scenes - step brothers - Talladega nights - the other guys - the Campaign All have a dinner scene that's comedy gold
“ HE WAS A MAN HE HAD A BEARD” fucking can’t hold my laughter at that point, i watched this movie high as fuck with my ex and she said “this is the dumbest shit ever” and i was in tears laughing the entire time
R.I.P. Houston Tumlin . Some had born the battle more than others and brought it home with them . So many times I come to this video because you keep giving us more laughs . I hope you find peace . Rest In Peace Brother .
This movie is loaded with so many memorable quotes and moments. Also, if you're a North Carolinian like me, it's the cherry on top hearing the accents and lingo😂
This should just be a holiday, we could call it Talladega Night (singular). The night of every August 4th (or perhaps the first Friday night in August), you watch this movie while wearing NASCAR shirts and eating and drinking the stuff in this scene. Holidays have been created for far dumber reasons, and there aren't enough of them in the summer anyway (ESPECIALLY August), so why not?
I was watching one of those magnet fishing channels and a guy pulled a bag of stuff from the water and it was a bag full of old military memorabilia and medals. Poor Chip. CHIP!!!
"I like to think of jesus with giant eagles wings singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk" one of the best quotes in the whole movie. 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know how they came up with this stuff, LOL.
“Hey Cal why don’t you just shut up?”
Ahahahaha
@@magetaaaaaa 0
For real 🤣
John C. Reilly's agreeing grunts kill me every time, especially when it's about the wife.
I randomly looked this up specifically for this 😂😂😂😂
I've got a theory that he was secretly lusting after her and was just waiting for his shot.
Mmm!
@@vanmoody I thought that was obvious.
@@NoNo-ng9sl lol that was the.joke.
“Greatest generation my ass!” Underrated line from this 😂
"Tom Brokaw's a punk."
Why on earth did they cut this from the theatrical version, I laughed the hardest at this 😂
@@bluecollarlit 😂😂😂
Yeah it's not like they won WWII and preserved your freedom or anything. Good Lord are you stupid.
IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW
"New-born infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet. Just a little infant, and so cuddly. But still omnipotent." Genius 😂
jeff that’s what makes it COMEDY
@jeff in many latin countries, baby jesus is more adored than the adult jesus
I found it odd he prays to Jesus rather than God...
@@bluecollarlit jesus is God so it’s the same thing
@@ryanthurston2600 actually he isn't a God and he never claimed to be a God in the Bible, the only true God is the father, Jesus is a servant of God not God as you pagan trinitarians lie about him, Jesus himself said that only the father knows the hour, Jesus is not perfect so he can't be god
"i threw a bunch of grandpa chips war medals over the bridge".... "sounds like a good day"
so fucked up lol
“Greatest generation my ass”
"supper's ready been slaving over for hours"... all takeout
That’s what you took from this?
@@838beb Where's the "slaving" if you didn't cook?
@@urbanvision4365 thank you captain obvious. What would we have done with out you pointing out the blatant obvious
Never mind them. I thought that was hilarious too.
Those 3 seconds sum up the entire scene quite nicely. Hell, they sum up the last presidency.
John C Reilly is struggling not to laugh multiple times here 😂
Aaron Cole it’s impossible not to
He is an actor who just disappears into the role he plays.
So good in
Chicago
and
Criminal (2004)
@@rojeliocirilo3493 not really it's pretty easy
John C Reilly is probably the best actor in the world right now
The granddad's "what is wrong with you" kills me every time 😂😂😂
4:35 “Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider-monkey!”
*”Like a spider-monkey!!! Go on!!!”*
I love Cal!!! 🤣
@@jaypritchett6846 😄😄😄
@@jaypritchett6846 chip you brought this on man
The funniest thing about this whole scene is the way Cal (John C. Reily) punctuates whatever Ricky says like he's in church. You know that just had to be improvised.
I just love how his wife helps Ricky insult her father Lmfao😂😂😂
The best!
*I’M ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!*
Woohoo!!!
You let your kids talk to their grandfather like that I'm their elder
“It smells terrible, and the dogs always bothering with it” LMAO
“Dad, you made that grace your bitch!”
RIP Houston Tumlin
Wow just learned at this... Rip
RIP.. PTSD..
OMG is he dead?
Yeah. He committed suicide. He was 28. That means he was around 12-13 when this movie was filmed.
@@MovieLover1995 omg
I love how cal drastically goes “MMMH” whenever he hears something he likes lmao
I love this extended version.
"...I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee pants." 😂 😂 😂
This is the original version. You must have watched this on Netflix?" They butcher everything. They're awful.
I wet my bed till I was 19. Ain't no shame in that!
That line wasn't in the DVD of the theatrical PG-13 version.
“And of course my red hot smoking wife Carly, who’s a stone cold fox.”
“MMMMH!”😂
Mmm!!!
“Everybody just keep eating” he says that so calm
Everyone*
Hahaha
I'm in front row and I'm hammerd drunk
Hey Cal, why don't you just shut up.
@@landontroyer5271 yes ma'am
sounds like a good time
I’m a spider monkey🐒
@@dogzer like a spider monkey
I threw a bunch of grampa chip’s war medals off the bridge
Dan Wiles sounds like a good day
One of the most underrated lines in this whole scene 😂😂😂
@@Kyle_Evers How ever did you discover that this line is underrated? Must've taken a poll. But for real , it's terribly sad that "I threw a bunch of grampa chip’s war medals off the bridge" was among the most underrated lines in the dinner table scene! Breaks my little pig heart ;) Hey Kyle...?...Can I be your boyfriend?
2006: One of the most surreal and outlandish scenes in an Adam McKay comedy.
2019: Actual dinner served at the White House, of all places.
had to watch this again
I would proudly eat McDonald’s with prez trump in the White House! ‘Merica!
T-800 #Hamberder
Shake n' bake.
Your mother should have swallowed You.
“I threw a bunch of grandpa chips war medals off the bridge” lmfao that shit hits me so hard every time.
My favorite line is when Texas Ranger says “my teacher asked what’s the capital of North Carolina and I said Washington DC.”and Cal says “Bingo!”
Gets me every time.
I was thinking the same thing too! He says "Bingo" with such certainty. That's what cracks me up..😅🤣
"Shake n bake" priceless! Lol.
“That’s real sweet of you cal” after someone compliments your moms rack lmao
🤣🤣🤣 "I'll hold your hair." I so needed this today. Lmao.
My husband loves the scene where Ricky Bobby says "only thing you ever did was make a hot daughter, that is it!" I like that too.
You should show him this video then!
"I work too hard for your bull Chip"😂😂😂
Hal- "I'll hold her hair " that a best friend there lol
He also helped Ricky Bobby when he was “on fire” at the track!
“Please don’t let the invisible fire burn my friend!”
“Hell , you’re just a bag of bones” 😂
Doesn’t Han Solo say that about the Alec Guinness Obi Wan Kanobi? 😂
Man sad to know Houston Tumlin passed away. He was one of my favorite characters in this movie. Sad to know the war never ended with him. He was a badass human being and funny. I hope you finally found peace brother. You can rest now.
Whenever I think about Ricky Bobby, I think of this scene 😭
"I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who’s sittin’ in his crib watchin' the Baby Einstein videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors."
He was a MAAAN he had a BEEEARD! 👴
im all jacked up on mountin dew!
I actually say that every once in a while if I have trouble sleeping because of caffeine.
Best scene in the movie hands down
I agree!!😂😂😂
This is how you take all the product placement money and pass it off as a meta joke for your movie. Pretty brilliant
Wayne’s World did it perfectly as well
Legend has it Texas Ranger is still wearing those pee pants to this day.
nah , texas ranger is actually named grayson russell and he's my friend . he's been out of those pee pants for about 14 years now lol 😂
@@torig whoosh
"I wet my bed until I was nineteen, ain't no shame in that" 😂😂😂
5:06 "If we wanted us some wussies, we would've named'em Doctor Quinn and Medicine Woman! OK?!" lol
“I worked too hard for your bull, Chip.”
That's hilarious
I work too hard for your bull chip
These kids are my grandchildren and you're raising them wrong they're terrible boys
"I threw a bunch of grandpa chips' War medals over the bridge"
Chip IMMA COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!!!
"Im 10 years old but I'll beat your ass"
LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY, COME ON!!!!!
"dad you made that grace your bitch" lmafo I'm dead
R.I.P Houston Tumlin aka Walker Bobby. He died of suicide today
"I love the way they're talking to you!" LOL
"I get emotional...you guys are working so hard...i’m just so proud of you"
It was HILARIOUS that Ricky said, :"You guys are working so hard, and I'm just so proud of you.", after what Texas Ranger said happened with him in school by using rude words.
"He was a man, he had a beard!" LOL
Every time I went to church during Christmas and they mentioned baby Jesus, I got this scene in my head, I told my pastor, he starts laughing, said it's hard not to think of this scene
Happy 15th birthday Talladega nights. Still in my top 3 favorite movies of all time
Will Ferrell has master the art of funny dinner scenes
- step brothers
- Talladega nights
- the other guys
- the Campaign
All have a dinner scene that's comedy gold
Don't forget about ELF too.
Anchorman 2 is the best
Don't forget Ashley Schaffer, and his lovely wife Donna
"Who's baby is that?! Mofos better be wearing jimmies!"
And when he tells people that he drives a Dodge Stratus.
RIP Houston Tumlin. They say he killed himself at 28.
😔
Yeah, PTSD is a Bitch.......
He was one of my sodiers in fort campbell, it hard to heard about it
@@surysatha26 I'm so sorry. This is sad news
“ HE WAS A MAN HE HAD A BEARD” fucking can’t hold my laughter at that point, i watched this movie high as fuck with my ex and she said “this is the dumbest shit ever” and i was in tears laughing the entire time
Same
You nailed that like a split hog...😂😂😂😂😂
RIP Walker. I'm sure Texas Ranger will miss you.
“I threw a bunch of grandpas war metals off the bridge”.... “sounds like a good day to me.”
R.I.P. Houston Tumlin
This is the funniest bit of movie genius ever produced period
R.I.P. Houston Tumlin . Some had born the battle more than others and brought it home with them . So many times I come to this video because you keep giving us more laughs . I hope you find peace . Rest In Peace Brother .
my pastor does this every time he goes out to eat, except not like THIS lol. he blesses the food, and the whole restaurant staff.
This movie is loaded with so many memorable quotes and moments. Also, if you're a North Carolinian like me, it's the cherry on top hearing the accents and lingo😂
He was a man, he had a beard!
Look I like the baby version the best, you hear me?! I win the races and I get the money!
@@allelitetyler9526 Finish the damn grace!
🤣😂🤣😂
Who else feels bad for poor old Chip? 😢
Nope hes just a bag of bones !!!
I don't feel bad because it was funny
“I work too hard for your bull, Chip”
Boy this part had me on the floor lol😂😂😂😂
The greatest family scene in movie history
this could very well be the funniest scene in movie history lol
I loved these guys! They are so great and super funny!
It was so fun to make this video! Those kids were so funny.
Love everyone!
"Every one just keep eatin" hahahah like its normal for them
"I'll hold you hair"
That "Mmmmm" is funny as hell 🤣🤣
Who's here after Houstons passing
Me
Me too.
Best line for me is Texas ranger saying he's going to scissor kick his grandpa in the back of the head, fucking hilarious.
Damn i wanna name my son texas ranger
Probably one of the greatest prayers of all time!!! A fuckin classic!!!
This should just be a holiday, we could call it Talladega Night (singular).
The night of every August 4th (or perhaps the first Friday night in August), you watch this movie while wearing NASCAR shirts and eating and drinking the stuff in this scene. Holidays have been created for far dumber reasons, and there aren't enough of them in the summer anyway (ESPECIALLY August), so why not?
I agree
This is every night in a lot of households.
Thanks to u we need a pention
Yeah...
I'm in
... When its 3am and you're laughing so hard you wake up the whole house up LOL.
I cry for chip he a poor old man but it’s funny and sad
Chips just a bag of bones !!
Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus lmao
Everyone just keep eatin.
“Slavin over this”
Almost forgot to watch this today!
"I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that." God the theatrical cut of this movie is fucking perfect.
This is my #1 favorite part in Talladega Nights!
Ricky Bobby is just GW Bush
"also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates that I mention Powerade at each grace..." I died the first time I heard that
Rest In Peace Houston Tumlin 🙏🏾
Just saw that the actor who played “Walker” died. Sad.
IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW😃
I can't even get past the first 5 seconds of any clip of this movie with-out laughing out my nose............
I was watching one of those magnet fishing channels and a guy pulled a bag of stuff from the water and it was a bag full of old military memorabilia and medals. Poor Chip. CHIP!!!
Spot on with the “always delicious Taco Bell”
it’s hilarious how all the comments are the scenes….love you guys…mean it…
"SHUT UP CHIP!!!"
I love that Ricky Ranks Different versions and ages of Jesus
Will Ferrell is the Tom Brady of comedy movies
"Our as our brothers call you in the south...Hey-Zeus 😅
That’s Spanish 😂
🤣😂🤣😂
Lmao “yes ma’am” fuckin killed me 😂
I love the 94/100 and Cal's second "Mmmm" 00:37
You won't find another rack like that I guarantee ya! 😉
I love this movie!!!🤣🤣💯
This the White House right now
Exactly 🤣🤣🤣👏🏽
😂😂😂😂
IKR LMFAO They didn't have Taco Bell in the white house lol
A Z dinner at the Clintons
@@bigbuck1318 Keep dreaming lol
Awe RIP Houston Tumlin 🙏🏻
May be the greatest single movie scene of all time.
“I’ll hold your hair!” 🤣