Funniest parts of Tallegeda Nights - part 1

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  • Funniest parts of Tallegeda Nights Movie
    Notice the Crystal Gayle T shirt...
    And caricature hilarous French english speaking accent of Jean Girard.
    part 1 of 2
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  • @Trialnerror
    @Trialnerror Рік тому +227

    "World class horses...who are also gay" may be the best line in any movie in history.

    • @Calekoflight
      @Calekoflight Рік тому

      On hearing it again...it's really better than I thought. Because what does it mean? Are the horses actually gay? Possible. Jean Gerard is a rich crazy person, did he decide the horses are gay? Also possible. THIRD OPTION, did the reporter say it because he's cut from the same cloth as Ricky and his generally homophobic friends? ALSO POSSIBLE.

    • @mauriciosanchez9399
      @mauriciosanchez9399 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂 this ish was funny

  • @blaineobrien4720
    @blaineobrien4720 Рік тому +93

    “I was mauled by a cougar, learned nothing about driving, and my Crystal Gale shirt was ruined.” I love that part.

  • @philipskeen8199
    @philipskeen8199 2 роки тому +619

    I love "these colors don't run" when both the American and French flags are red, white, and blue.

    • @slowas-hell7933
      @slowas-hell7933 2 роки тому +28

      It was so amarican to say.🤣🤣

    • @fizbinsfire
      @fizbinsfire Рік тому +3

      Colors of freedom

    • @brysonsuttles8252
      @brysonsuttles8252 Рік тому +18

      Look at Riley his shirt looks like a French flag 🇫🇷 lol

    • @zacharyarmstead9075
      @zacharyarmstead9075 Рік тому

      Has got to be talking about back in the day army’s how we fought and French ain’t no nun which I think is funnier 😂

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble Рік тому +1

      Never caught that, good one man.

  • @benlehman4827
    @benlehman4827 10 місяців тому +41

    17 years later and this movie has aged like a fine wine, a dumb ass comedic masterpiece that i will always love 😂

    • @PolPotsPieHole
      @PolPotsPieHole 6 місяців тому

      its dumbass, its cringe, its stupid, its eye rolling, its head shaking, its funny AF, I agree its a comedic masterpiece, great movie

  • @JusCJay
    @JusCJay 2 роки тому +169

    @1:01 "No,WE are NOT French. We are American, 'cause we're in America" 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @jungyo8417
      @jungyo8417 Рік тому +6

      The most american response. Sweet home alabama

  • @Jackholvey
    @Jackholvey 13 років тому +331

    Ricky actually said he loved crepes when try said they were really thin pancakes.

    • @specie44
      @specie44 3 роки тому +17

      But he didn't say verbatum, "I love crepes."

    • @UncleDiddles
      @UncleDiddles 2 роки тому +6

      And again when he said I love the crepe suzette

    • @reedeayers
      @reedeayers 2 роки тому +2

      My cousin and I say this all the time.. and holy shit 10 years ago

  • @jacksonmeads1161
    @jacksonmeads1161 2 роки тому +808

    You could literally just put the whole movie on here and call it funniest moments

  • @ATRTAP
    @ATRTAP Рік тому +117

    I like how there’s lots of groans after he says he’s French.

  • @russellv6234
    @russellv6234 2 роки тому +70

    How did I just notice that Cal's shirt is the French flag haha

  • @robertthorne3429
    @robertthorne3429 Рік тому +82

    As a through and through f1 fan… the funniest thing for me was the film suggesting the “dominant f1 driver” was in a Minardi 😂

    • @nickypoundtown9568
      @nickypoundtown9568 Рік тому +10

      I just assumed JJ was the Renault chasing him as his likeness was inspired by Alonso

    • @ulyssestinoco3719
      @ulyssestinoco3719 6 місяців тому

      What's a Minardi? And what does it have to do with f1?

  • @ieatoutoften872
    @ieatoutoften872 3 роки тому +77

    "Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different." [At the 2:10 mark]

  • @jorgeevasku4187
    @jorgeevasku4187 Рік тому +21

    Lol... I love the fact that he said "the really thin pancakes, oh my God,I love those" at 3:07 but it didn't count hahah

  • @excellenceinrecycling4093
    @excellenceinrecycling4093 2 роки тому +143

    I mean, the tension was so thick in the air in this scene, I could feel it, in my plums. Getting all swollen, with a light blue hue to them, fresh and juicy, ready for the picking . All the kids want them in their bagged lunches. “Hey, them plums look good, I’ll trade you my twinkies?” No, those are my plums ……..

    • @DimitriosChannel
      @DimitriosChannel 2 роки тому +6

      Eastbound And Down, no TV series or movie will ever beat that when it comes to comedy.

    • @excellenceinrecycling4093
      @excellenceinrecycling4093 2 роки тому +1

      @@DimitriosChannel it really was. Comedy gold .

    • @doublesnapdowntownjackson6634
      @doublesnapdowntownjackson6634 Рік тому +5

      My hips thrusting down on Donna, her trying to crawl away because she does not like it.

    • @excellenceinrecycling4093
      @excellenceinrecycling4093 Рік тому +4

      @@doublesnapdowntownjackson6634 let the boy watch……

    • @RuiLuz
      @RuiLuz Рік тому +2

      Even the aliens laugh watching that scene.

  • @hillre14
    @hillre14 2 роки тому +67

    Still one of my favorite movies of all time

  • @alansmith6376
    @alansmith6376 3 роки тому +237

    1:22 - Fun fact, the chimichanga was actually invented in America. It was in a restaurant in Tucson, Arizona where a burrito accidentally fell into a deep fryer. Just FYI.

    • @alansmith6376
      @alansmith6376 3 роки тому +10

      @Christopher Briscoe - Tucson has a Hispanic population of 43.6%, you’re really not gonna let the city have it?
      Of course this is predicated on the assumption that it was a Hispanic who made the error in the first place.

    • @carsonkubicki1770
      @carsonkubicki1770 3 роки тому +2

      Good to know, thanks.

    • @luknowit475
      @luknowit475 3 роки тому +17

      Pizza as it’s now known in most parts of the world started in New York City. Italian pizza is quite different.

    • @dumbdude3103
      @dumbdude3103 3 роки тому +6

      @@luknowit475 it was made by Italian immigrants, but yeah it was in America

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 3 роки тому +9

      Same with Chinese food, American Chinese food is way different from actual Chinese food

  • @brandonloaiza8595
    @brandonloaiza8595 Рік тому +23

    That crepes conversation is legendary

  • @SDA5up
    @SDA5up 3 роки тому +107

    I am from formula egh 😂😂

  • @prodbyANT
    @prodbyANT 13 років тому +165

    We created the missionary position....you're welcome.

  • @CatWith-AHat
    @CatWith-AHat Рік тому +13

    "Put a crack in my arm like a crack in the liberty bell" has to be top tier things you can say to a foreigner about to break your arm.

  • @danielcalvert2700
    @danielcalvert2700 Рік тому +7

    "CONTROL YOUR HEARTRATE!" he says as his son is busy fighting for his life.

  • @nudytv7879
    @nudytv7879 Рік тому +18

    We need a Tallegeda Nights 2

  • @gamerkits9697
    @gamerkits9697 3 роки тому +42

    7:38 God he's just following me wherever I go

  • @ellllllo77
    @ellllllo77 3 роки тому +13

    "cal i lo-love you"
    ..ricky?
    Ricky!?
    😂😂😂

  • @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce
    @Suicidal_Soy_Sauce Рік тому +5

    The scariest thing is that I recited the "velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin" line in my car alone about an hour ago just randomly thinking about it, and here this comes in my algorithms. I truly believe your phone listens to everything you say.

  • @ATFprdepartment
    @ATFprdepartment 2 роки тому +9

    This might be like the best extra parts to the scene I’ve never seen

  • @aldoblar
    @aldoblar 2 роки тому +18

    i lost it at 5:25 when the lady screams and the guy drops the bottle cause of gayness. This is my favorite comedy movie by far. Saludos desde republica dominicana

  • @2011Oly
    @2011Oly 3 роки тому +23

    Reese Bobby...The Original Tiger King.

  • @k-laus9435
    @k-laus9435 3 роки тому +27

    “Cause of all the gayness”.

  • @Yaacov9
    @Yaacov9 3 роки тому +9

    We also got the pet shop boys 😂😂😂😂

  • @daveanderson1802
    @daveanderson1802 2 роки тому +16

    Best part is right before this when he tells him to get his Nana a coffin

  • @Fibonaccisghost
    @Fibonaccisghost 3 роки тому +65

    When my friend’s girlfriend recommends going to a drag show on a double date, “room’s starting to spin...”

  • @serbonkers4130
    @serbonkers4130 Рік тому +5

    such a powerhouse cast of comedians

  • @codyjarvis4557
    @codyjarvis4557 Рік тому +6

    Remember when Norm used to call Andy gay? He put that into his acting. 😂

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 Рік тому

      He also played a gay dad in a TV show called Happy Endings, just for one episode though.😆

  • @frankthespank
    @frankthespank 2 роки тому +36

    Actually Chinese food as we know it is American, it was made by the Chinese cooks that made food for the railroad workers in America who were both Chinese and American.
    The hamburger was made by a German immigrant that got frustrated with meatballs he was cooking that were taking too long to cook so he smashed them flat and put them between two pieces of bread with some mustard, the guy was from Hamburg Germany and everyone loved it and they kept asking for that dish that guy from Hamburg came up with, so it became.. hamburger 😎
    God damn, now I’m hungry….

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Рік тому +5

      Are you talking about steamed hams? Those were invented by Principal Skinner

    • @jeanc.m.a3982
      @jeanc.m.a3982 Рік тому +2

      Bro dont try to take other cultures food.

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Рік тому +2

      @@jeanc.m.a3982 if an immigrant from that culture starts serving the food in another country what do you want the rest of us to do? Just say no?

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Рік тому +1

      Yes. We should say no and expel them from the country for heresy . I’m tired of all these fresh burritos and sautéed Currys. I just want my fries with burgers and chicken sandwiches and never take a dump again. It’s my right as an American

    • @ikaikaotteman7723
      @ikaikaotteman7723 Рік тому +1

      @@dspsblyuth fries are called French fries so they probably got to go too.

  • @MarvelousLXVII
    @MarvelousLXVII Рік тому +4

    "...because of the gayness. Cal, I love you."

  • @PHATB0Y20
    @PHATB0Y20 3 роки тому +22

    Chinese food, and chimichangas are wholly American FYI.

    • @jiveassturkey8849
      @jiveassturkey8849 2 роки тому +1

      So is pizza if you think about it. At least American pizza is way different than Italian pizza.

  • @tanneryanna9990
    @tanneryanna9990 2 роки тому +9

    Lines from movies that would be canceled in 2020 this movie is literally full of them 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drdanoosh
    @drdanoosh Рік тому +8

    I just noticed that in the bar scene Ricky literally said
    "Oh my god, I love those" and
    "Oh, I love the Crepe Suzette"
    so he already said what he said he wasnt going to say twice @3:10

  • @livingood1049
    @livingood1049 2 роки тому +12

    Always thought that was the funniest shit when he's about the pass out, "Cuza Gayness" says, "I love you Cal"
    (ifornia)

  • @K00L_MAN
    @K00L_MAN Рік тому +3

    "Im fron Formula UHHH.... I think you hearing my assenrt. Im a Fwrench.."

    • @K00L_MAN
      @K00L_MAN Рік тому

      He sounds so drunk

  • @AustinBodenhamer
    @AustinBodenhamer 2 місяці тому

    “We created the missionary position, you’re welcome” will always be the best part

  • @martypayne5650
    @martypayne5650 Рік тому +6

    “No, wi are not French. We’re American because your in America” kills me eveytime

  • @tubenachos
    @tubenachos 9 місяців тому +1

    I died at the dropped beer bottle 😂

  • @chefbillybaroo2056
    @chefbillybaroo2056 Рік тому +2

    as ridiculous as brilliant Love it

  • @alexmosqueda3190
    @alexmosqueda3190 3 роки тому +11

    Funniest parts
    *plays whole movie

  • @jonathanrojas6537
    @jonathanrojas6537 9 місяців тому

    It’s funny cause he said it LOL “oh my god I love those” LOL 😂🤣

  • @bearclan22
    @bearclan22 Рік тому +2

    Rob Riggle's face...classic!!

  • @Ristofec
    @Ristofec Рік тому +1

    “Say hello to Dr Watts” 😂

  • @bayrat320
    @bayrat320 Рік тому +2

    12 year old me thought that when the bartender said "for profiling purposes" its because they wanted to have a full catalog of music, but I recently figured out he meant to judge whoever plays it. lmao

  • @levipatterson1996
    @levipatterson1996 3 роки тому +10

    Movie standards have definitely changed.

  • @yarddawg6151
    @yarddawg6151 3 роки тому +9

    "chinese food"😂😂

  • @ericgarringer6911
    @ericgarringer6911 Рік тому +3

    I learned nothing about driving and my Crystal Gayle shirt was ruined lol

  • @Foekruckcrusher
    @Foekruckcrusher 14 років тому +6

    Lol. Good stuff.

  • @reversemoustachecat8127
    @reversemoustachecat8127 Рік тому +1

    "Control your heart rate" lol, like that's the problem! What about the cougar!

  • @tnreprasentog7769
    @tnreprasentog7769 Рік тому

    Lmao "Let me go you formula one jazz nut job!" Haha

  • @candice3480
    @candice3480 9 місяців тому +1

    “… you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @seankoonce4779
    @seankoonce4779 Рік тому +3

    Really thin pancakes is a fair compromise!

  • @supergman1234
    @supergman1234 14 років тому +18

    thats true we did come up with the missionary postion

  • @rhyssanders9122
    @rhyssanders9122 3 роки тому +19

    Didn’t Ancient Greece originate democracy?

    • @BurnedSpace
      @BurnedSpace 3 роки тому +1

      yup and america was the first country to use it

    • @everything1023
      @everything1023 2 роки тому +5

      @@BurnedSpace i hope you are joking.

  • @joshuahenderson
    @joshuahenderson 3 роки тому +7

    Title says funniest scenes but I only see 8:50, not 1hr 48m?

  • @patton303
    @patton303 Рік тому +2

    It just occurred to me that Will Ferrell was really just imitating George W Bush the whole movie.

    • @ronan8834
      @ronan8834 Рік тому

      Darrell waltrip is exactly who that character is based on go watch Darrells funny moments he's identical to Ricky Bobby 😆

  • @jdlc903
    @jdlc903 3 роки тому

    This is great

  • @RickyBobby576
    @RickyBobby576 4 місяці тому

    “Cuz the gayness” 😂😂

  • @StarWarsMoments
    @StarWarsMoments 2 місяці тому

    Pretty sure the cougar is way more pissed off about being trapped in the car then it is aware of Ricky's calmness.

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 3 роки тому +4

    One of those kids running past yelling Anarchy! just killed them self.

    • @trancejunky93no3heroin5
      @trancejunky93no3heroin5 3 роки тому

      Serious?

    • @kane4013
      @kane4013 3 роки тому +1

      @@trancejunky93no3heroin5 Yep, his name was Houston Tumlin.

    • @maxpagliano9065
      @maxpagliano9065 3 роки тому +5

      @@trancejunky93no3heroin5 he had ptsd from serving may he rest in piece

  • @jamescassidy3995
    @jamescassidy3995 Рік тому

    “Oh my God!!!” 😂😂😂

  • @logoseven3365
    @logoseven3365 Рік тому +2

    NASCAR went from Days of Thunder to Ricky Bobby.
    Yep

  • @Joe-ve9xz
    @Joe-ve9xz Рік тому +1

    Lmao Cal always had Ricky’s back

  • @sabercruiser.7053
    @sabercruiser.7053 Рік тому +2

    Still the best movie till 2022

  • @peteranserin3708
    @peteranserin3708 Рік тому +1

    Control your heart rate. LMAO

  • @Railroadracer49
    @Railroadracer49 2 місяці тому

    This movie is great😂

  • @danielcalvert2700
    @danielcalvert2700 Рік тому

    I'm proud that I'm the same age as this masterpiece.

  • @raysonraypay5885
    @raysonraypay5885 2 роки тому

    One of the best movie

  • @gymleadermarchello3940
    @gymleadermarchello3940 7 місяців тому

    It should just be the whole movie 😂

  • @Hupomone
    @Hupomone Рік тому +1

    "No, we are not French." So great.

  • @smackdaddy9802
    @smackdaddy9802 Рік тому +1

    “Dr. Watts”
    *goes onto play Dr. Watson in Holmes and Watson*

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 2 роки тому +1

    You ain't first your last. That's a trademark of Ricky bobby inc.

  • @bsfishing7073
    @bsfishing7073 Рік тому

    😅 I love this movie this thing is so funny

  • @idiotidiot5821
    @idiotidiot5821 7 місяців тому

    Those are 3 pretty good things lol

  • @brandonloaiza8595
    @brandonloaiza8595 Рік тому +2

    0:19 i never understood that as a kid but damn that's pretty messed up lol

  • @themonopolyguy4365
    @themonopolyguy4365 3 роки тому +188

    There hasn’t been any type of this comedy in movies like this in a long time. Hollywood kind of screwed themselves being politically correct

    • @Tucanforpres001
      @Tucanforpres001 3 роки тому +19

      Dude this movie is politically correct. It's making fun of nascar by putting a character that nascar fans would hate. I do believe anyone who complains about PC don't understand what PC is.

    • @DavidVassleofYeshua
      @DavidVassleofYeshua 2 роки тому +4

      @@Tucanforpres001 What are you some type of LGBTQfeminisleftistcommunistchinalovingveganSJW?

    • @UncleDiddles
      @UncleDiddles 2 роки тому +9

      Get Woke Go Broke

    • @Oz521
      @Oz521 2 роки тому

      @@UncleDiddles must jump at the sight of a dollar bill. getting pimped out for pennies.

    • @UncleDiddles
      @UncleDiddles 2 роки тому

      @@Oz521 wtf are you even talking about

  • @callmeha-esthetic3649
    @callmeha-esthetic3649 2 роки тому +1

    “I Twill jet you rrricky bOobie”

  • @mookiestewart3776
    @mookiestewart3776 Рік тому +3

    Literally all three things the French names that France invented were invented by Greece like 1000 years before France was a proper country 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dspsblyuth
      @dspsblyuth Рік тому +2

      The producers must be so embarrassed lol

    • @renevil2105
      @renevil2105 Рік тому

      They even had tokens made with sex acts printed on them to turn in at a whore house.

  • @cazsoccerrox
    @cazsoccerrox Рік тому +1

    That French guy would get deported for that. That’s assault.

  • @OompaL0ompa
    @OompaL0ompa Рік тому

    "Rackie Böbby!!!!" "Im from the formüla öh".

  • @ayden5474
    @ayden5474 2 роки тому +5

    Break it pepe lepu 4:16

  • @mikeekim242
    @mikeekim242 Рік тому +1

    Well, we did give France, Jazz.

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 2 роки тому +3

    I always heard Andy Richter was Swedish-German. I guess it's true.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +2

      I bet he doesn’t even own a doghouse

  • @kingtutcatchemall8802
    @kingtutcatchemall8802 Рік тому

    I never saw this whole movie the cougar scene 😭 lol

  • @peteralcover7159
    @peteralcover7159 Рік тому +1

    "Lower your heart rate!"

  • @apachechief8815
    @apachechief8815 14 днів тому +1

    Andy Richtor the Swedish German

  • @evanbelisle8464
    @evanbelisle8464 9 місяців тому

    Christopher Nolan’s favorite comedy. I’m not kidding

  • @dogmachine2406
    @dogmachine2406 3 роки тому

    This whole channel is full of TDnights and Crystal Gale clips.

  • @joshua1919
    @joshua1919 Рік тому +2

    5:47 - 6:45 my favorite part 😂

    • @TheBuri00
      @TheBuri00 Рік тому

      The look on Rob Wriggle’s face 😂

  • @paddymcginty1264
    @paddymcginty1264 3 роки тому +1

    There were funny parts

  • @benhagstrom2185
    @benhagstrom2185 3 роки тому +14

    The UA-cam captioning system understands the accent about as well as Ricky Bobby

  • @jonathanwaddell2716
    @jonathanwaddell2716 Рік тому

    Reese Bobby should of had a tv show, The dude nonchalantly caught a cougar and kept it as a pet in a motel bathroom, even Mike Tyson's tigers were trained by experts lol

  • @andypike1234
    @andypike1234 2 роки тому +1

    I think Sacha didn´t expect that kiss...

  • @debbiekelley9968
    @debbiekelley9968 9 місяців тому

    7.00 - 8.5 awesome.

  • @raysonraypay5885
    @raysonraypay5885 2 роки тому +1

    Auto subtitles are breaking a sweat from all the French