PORT ROYALE 4 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Exploit Is Broken

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  • @kolhed
    @kolhed 4 роки тому +1428

    I've seen a few "developers react to speedruns", but I would like to see a "developers react to the spiffing brit breaking their game" :P

    • @Salisaad
      @Salisaad 4 роки тому +157

      Mostly, it's just them, talking to therapist: "And then... he sold the chocolate back to the town! Over and over again! I can still hear the laughter... in my dreams..."

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 роки тому +56

      The devs in this case would be saying "The heck is he doing? Why is he reading the numbers wrong? He is selling at a net loss!"

    • @jordan-lee8176
      @jordan-lee8176 4 роки тому +6

      Jork cheaper than doing it themselves 😂

    • @kristianstaalby8499
      @kristianstaalby8499 4 роки тому +5

      Get IGN on this

    • @jacknickolstine3355
      @jacknickolstine3355 4 роки тому +19

      I would appreciate him. I would make him the lead game tester with an army of "pro-gamer"under his control to try and brake the games the dev team builds.

  • @jimgiraffeigan3921
    @jimgiraffeigan3921 4 роки тому +145

    This is like if the Nestle Company had a mercantile fleet. "Oh, you'd like some of your own water? Well, do we have a deal for you!"

  •  4 роки тому +374

    "The economy doesn't make sense!" - Spiffing Brit, 2020, a few hours before being made an honourary economics professor at Cambridge

    • @cittrangenericlastname8616
      @cittrangenericlastname8616 4 роки тому +5

      OOF size 100

    • @Nemxxi
      @Nemxxi 4 роки тому +3

      the banks investing in the eeuu housing bubble in 2006

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair, it was amazing to see how wrong Spiff was about this "exploit". The economy in Port Royal 4 makes more sense than in the real world.

    • @fengroukan9148
      @fengroukan9148 4 роки тому +3

      @@Schilani Yep, Producer, and Supplier, Producers sell at a lower price than the Suppliers, so technically, this is just a high tier scam.

  • @TheDerpyDeed
    @TheDerpyDeed 4 роки тому +264

    Spiff announces "Chocolate to the dutch" - the Dutch colonies rejoice.
    Spiff accidentally calls a dutch port "the Spanish" - we are now at war.
    I don't remember my ancestors being so irrational but you started this by insulting us.
    *shrugs in Dutch *

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 4 роки тому +9

      Must be a confusion caused by the 80-year war. Habsburg Spain held quite a bit of the Lowland at times...

    • @leookie7747
      @leookie7747 4 роки тому +5

      KOLONISEREN

    • @idsbraam
      @idsbraam 4 роки тому +4

      @@Barwasser Careful, we might just sail up you and steal your flagship.

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 4 роки тому +1

      @@idsbraam Water can crush, water can flow. BeWater my friend

    •  4 роки тому

      @@Barwasser
      Pretty sure the Dutch way is more 'rule the water' than to be it.
      Which is clearly much much better than the British, who only rules the waves and ignore the rest of the water!

  • @tompotter7658
    @tompotter7658 4 роки тому +662

    Waiting for the “Steam Summer Sale 2020 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 4 роки тому +5

      wonder if they even do that this year

    • @Th3BlackLotus
      @Th3BlackLotus 4 роки тому +34

      Easy. Buy game, play for less than 2 hours and get some trading cards.
      Return game, and sell trading cards for a few extra cents.
      Repeat for other games.

    • @shoebockx3334
      @shoebockx3334 4 роки тому

      I came here to say this exact thing

    • @McChewbacka
      @McChewbacka 4 роки тому +6

      I don't think it would be a good idea to do another one. Steam could very well decide to shut down Spiff's account or worse.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 4 роки тому +22

      @@McChewbacka And then you can bring this to your customer protection officer, who will make dictate in your favor and if Steam wont budge take them court and win cause what ever EULA bullshit is, that wont supersede customer protection regulation of each and every country of the world. Steam might try to claim you are buying liberty to use game, but when there is obvious store page and it does not say anything about such thing, then you are actually buying a game, not liberty to use it. If Steam wont budge even after loosing in court, who might demand dissembling the deal forcing Steam to pay whole amount what users library is was worth when bought... then government steps in and well... there could be coming things like banning company in that country. With preexisting case like this, now other users can demand the same and Steam has to agree, or be crushed. This is what Steam and other companies are afraid of and they know it.. all it takes, is just one person who got pissed enough to take them to court.

  • @GradyDP
    @GradyDP 3 роки тому +115

    I love how even though glamourizing imperialism is your entire thing you still manage to not glamourize imperialism.

  • @kiraalira
    @kiraalira 4 роки тому +539

    “The financial market is just completely broken and that’s how i like it”
    -every billionaire ever

    • @harjutapa
      @harjutapa 4 роки тому +10

      Indeed.
      Of course, I do love the games that include a mechanism for the population to rise up and kill the player, leading to a game over. More games need to include that.

    • @ememman1460
      @ememman1460 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe these billionaires were born rich, or actually just worked hard, and smart for their money. Of course there are probably some people that have exploited people or some business or something, but you can't say that's all rich people. It's kinda mean that you make biases of people for having lots of money.

    • @harjutapa
      @harjutapa 4 роки тому +21

      @@ememman1460 no one can "work hard" enough to "earn" a billion dollars.
      That amount of money can only be accumulated by a single person by exploiting the labor of others.

    • @ememman1460
      @ememman1460 4 роки тому +8

      @@harjutapa Yeah, well obviously you can't do labor and make a billion dollars. Eventually, you would grow your business and become a CEO of some company. Is hiring people to do stuff for you exploitation? As in giving them money to do something?
      edit- And by working hard I meant deciding what goes in your company. Heard of the phrase "Heavy is the head that wears the crown?"

    • @harjutapa
      @harjutapa 4 роки тому +17

      @@ememman1460 yes, it is exploitation if you pay them poverty wages and rake in all the profits yourself.
      Period.

  • @furikuri005
    @furikuri005 4 роки тому +126

    SO you have effectively become a QA tester for a select few games, such as this one. Which, of course, means you should be getting paid to break the game by the people who are making the game that you're breaking. It just works.

    • @justsomeguy5470
      @justsomeguy5470 4 роки тому +10

      Tod Howard would approve

    • @robertrijkers4923
      @robertrijkers4923 4 роки тому +6

      think so as he calculates the 1M gold in 1580 to the current 2019 and it's 2020 so i guess he had to keep the footage until he got the go to release

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 4 роки тому +5

      Robert Rijkers average price of gold in 2020 won’t be available until 2021

    • @tiaandeswardt7741
      @tiaandeswardt7741 4 роки тому +2

      It's an infinite money glitch

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 4 роки тому

      I think he is getting paid for making the video tho so I mean he sorta is ig

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 4 роки тому +183

    Aside from the glaringly obvious infinite money glitch/loop problems, here's some ideas for fixes on better balancing the Merchant:
    - Make the amount or percentage of goods taken in a capitulation a percent-based skill check in a new skill like "smuggling" or something of that nature. Make it so that depending on the skill check, the opposing force can take/be given/find anything from the normal amount taken here in the video, to 70% of your cargo, to even 100% of your cargo on a critical failure or with no skill at all. The higher your skill, the more likely you are to hide more and lose less, but never guaranteed no loss like it is here.
    - Pirates obviously need to be active, and I would also make their capitulation checks much harder to pass, and additionally have the potential to lose your entire ship and grew on a critical failure, either diverting you to one of your other ships or imprisoning you for a period until you are freed not unlike how Mount and Blade II handles imprisonment.
    - Have an algorithm actively calculate the value of a good based on the supply and demand of a port/city as the transaction is occurring, not after it. Mount and Blade II also does this, where selling all your goods at once decreases the value of an item as it is being stacked in the shop inventory, a system like this would be helpful in preventing market abuse as seen here. I would also make it so that if you sell more than 100 of an item at once, you can only buy back 20% of what you sold with a marked-up price debuff for having sold the item to the port in the same visit.
    The idea is not to outright prevent abuse of the trade system, that's what a Merchant is supposed to do, but if you make committing that abuse take a considerable degree of effort and at high-risk of loss, then its not an exploit anymore, its a playstyle ;D

    • @theredfuryvg4520
      @theredfuryvg4520 4 роки тому +6

      PhantomSavage if this comment doesn’t get pinned I will throw some tea in the toilet

    • @jan-lukas
      @jan-lukas 4 роки тому +4

      Post answers, so spiff sees this, so no tea gets thrown in no toilet!

    • @wafflezthesquid6116
      @wafflezthesquid6116 4 роки тому

      wow, quite a lot, nice

    • @solace6633
      @solace6633 4 роки тому +6

      This is definitely just a oversight as the game all in this series prior have a degrading profit margins for the demand and that's what the green bar is about. This is just a early alpha glitch that will be removed

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 роки тому +13

      As much as I like your suggestions: Spiff didn't show any exploit whatsoever. Because he was just reading the numbers wrong and was selling at a loss the whole time. Only thing pushing him past those losses are ridiculous efficient automatic trade routes.

  • @lucaslennan3356
    @lucaslennan3356 4 роки тому +309

    So basically you're doing things you shouldn't be and when you're caught the authorities take an insignificant amount of money and send you on your way.
    How is this an exploit? This is exactly how business works.

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 4 роки тому +31

      "You aren't supposed to be here!"
      *gives them chocolate*
      "Move along."

    • @danielbrugovsky6018
      @danielbrugovsky6018 4 роки тому +9

      The thing is they don't take money. They take resources.
      The ship has 159 chocolate before the fight and loses 15. *Still turns a profit.*
      Your own town produces *70 chocolate per minute* meaning you produce more chocolate than the route can handle. -->*the 15 lost chocolate is nothing serious*
      And to top it all off, you resell the redundant chocolate you have lying in your warehouse for massive profit, 'cause you sell it to the town for 105 per 1 and then immediately buy it all back for *96 per 1*. It's totally borked(this reselling can be done infinitely).

    • @Zantonny
      @Zantonny 2 роки тому +2

      The whole "If the punishment for a crime is a fine, then it's only illegal for poor people" thing

    • @ledumpsterfire6474
      @ledumpsterfire6474 Рік тому

      Most of his videos aren't based on exploits at all.

  • @urusaililania
    @urusaililania 4 роки тому +3

    Finally ended a six-hour drive, pulled out laptop, and watched this lovely video whilst enjoying a cup of tea. Mind, I totally didn't make the drive much more bearable by listening to your CK2 and Rimworld livestreams to destroy time itself. Cheers~

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 роки тому +136

    Good guy Spiff acknowledging the sanitization of history, lovely stuff

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +80

    It's okay, the "infinite money exploit" isn't a glitch, speedrunners call it a "mechanic"

    • @notvanagas8377
      @notvanagas8377 4 роки тому +9

      It's in the game, therefore it's a game mechanic ;))

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 роки тому +1

      Check Nintendo channel, they released a trailer of a game you might like.
      👍

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 4 роки тому +5

      Bethesda: bugs what bugs we only have surprise features

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 4 роки тому

      "is this a bug or a feature"
      "yes"

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 роки тому +2

      This one isn't a glitch, because what he is calling an exploit is just a matter of don't understanding the game and actively selling at a net loss.

  • @Darksamus51
    @Darksamus51 4 роки тому +1

    You are obviously the master of stock images......well done. I’m proud of you.

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 4 роки тому +6

    Giving spif a pre-release build is essentially feed him a soul of an elder god.

  • @JRS3540
    @JRS3540 4 роки тому +2

    I really enjoy your videos even though I don't play any of the games you do. Most of them just aren't my style but somehow you make watching another person play them entertaining. Keep doing what you do because you do it well.

  • @nunosousa8022
    @nunosousa8022 4 роки тому +63

    11:00 how is selling coffee to Spain a bad thing? coffee is terrible Spain is terrible and it would be a terrible deal for them since they lose money and gain those terrible beans

    • @vaelophisnyx9873
      @vaelophisnyx9873 4 роки тому +3

      *french scoffing*

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like those leaves have gone to your head.

    • @supertacticaldroid1751
      @supertacticaldroid1751 4 роки тому

      Because he would help the industry

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 4 роки тому +1

      still is a sin, making sinful people drink sinful drink and entertaining the enterprise will only prolong the existance of the sin.

  • @chickenbizkit1369
    @chickenbizkit1369 4 роки тому +1

    With everything going on in america right now, depression is a real problem for me, but the one thing that makes me feel better is binging the Spiffing Brit and drinking gallons of tea a day. Thank you Sir spiff for making life a bit easier.

    • @ledumpsterfire6474
      @ledumpsterfire6474 Рік тому

      I know this is old and the "drink fuck tons of tea" joke is fun, but just in case it's not entirely joking, be careful with drinking too much tea for too long. Hepatotoxicity isn't fun.

  • @Wileama
    @Wileama 4 роки тому +34

    I really appreciate you taking a moment to acknowledge the painful history of the time of this game. Thank you for that.

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 3 роки тому +2

      Every single nation and group of people to ever exist have painful history. Difference being no one mentions that of people that were succesful at one point or another.

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 4 роки тому +2

    It might be hard to believe, but I have had several people in Trinidad and Tobago, tell me that they preferred being under the crown. Even when they were slaves they were sure to have food and a roof over their head. Now they suffer from horrible corruption and gang violence. It is truly sad to hear and shocking coming from an American view of slavery and colonialism.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 4 роки тому +6

    24:20 in before Spiff notices that none of his buildings are 100% built, due to missing construction mats xD

  • @masterymk2285
    @masterymk2285 4 роки тому +8

    10:41 Godric was clearly trying to poison the Spanish with coffee

  • @camokiler
    @camokiler 4 роки тому +18

    But spiff wouldn't giving spain coffee infact poison them making it much easier to "colonise" them

  • @TAP7a
    @TAP7a 4 роки тому

    Spiff, your little spiel about real Carribbean history and the context in which your video sits was great. Big ups for making it explicit

  • @boxerchester8920
    @boxerchester8920 4 роки тому +8

    these stock images are absolute gold

  • @lordkrauser
    @lordkrauser 4 роки тому

    I swear watching Spif is like listening to Szeth but without the drugs, black-pilling, and Lovecraftian-levels of dementia. Thankfully there's room in my heart for bith!

  • @squarecross7383
    @squarecross7383 4 роки тому +19

    When you showed the Map at 5:00 at first I thought „Where tf in America is this supposed to be? It´s just i wide stretch of land with a few lakes“
    Turns out the dark grey parts are the ocean and the light ones are land, not the other way around >.

  • @owenbrown4170
    @owenbrown4170 4 роки тому +120

    It’s perfectly balanced, until spiff gets to it, I would actually pay him to test my game. I mean how is he able to find so many balanced ways to make as much or, ok I just want to say tea is good all games are balanced.

    • @wombataldebaran9686
      @wombataldebaran9686 4 роки тому +25

      Seeing game companies giving Spiff early access to games reminds me of what me and a friend called the "Viewex Test". Both of us had a knack of making card and board games as well as rpg systems. Viewex was our slightly munchkin-ish friend. So whenever we made a change in the rules we gave it to him, and he would break the game in the most astounding ways imaginable. Then we tried to fix it and gave it back to him.

    • @razvan1435
      @razvan1435 4 роки тому +6

      This "exploit" is well known to people that played port royale 3. Nothing new tbh but I'm glad they released port royale 4, waited for it for like 4 years

    • @dragonboyjgh
      @dragonboyjgh 4 роки тому

      while you're at it, hire BirgirPall to play it too. They don't even set out to break games I don't think, but glitches seek those two icelanders like ants to a picnic.

    • @Tmanowns
      @Tmanowns 4 роки тому +2

      Spiff and Josh from Let's Play it Out are both kindred spirits. Josh is given free keys all the time, and paid to break the game sometimes too. It's a win win for these companies: they find bugs and exploits, and then make a video that acts as advertising. And if the people like the bug, make it a feature.

    • @josecorchete3732
      @josecorchete3732 4 роки тому +1

      He just master the old technique to play 4x games, passed from generation to generation since the origin of 4x games... so since the last 2 generations: Take a bonus, start to boost it by any means, and make it so overpowered that your apparently random bonus to "efficient sewer system" turns your cities into Sewer Guns. Perfect Balance.

  • @notsae66
    @notsae66 4 роки тому +2

    I think I understand how the infinite money chocolate thing may have worked: by buying their chocolate you decrease their supply and increase their demand, which let's you sell it for higher than they did, which increases their supply and decreases their demand lowering their selling price. Repeat ad infinitum.

  • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
    @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 роки тому +45

    For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 4 роки тому +3

      does anyone play this game?

    • @RagnellAvalon
      @RagnellAvalon 4 роки тому

      @@strogonoffcore I'd like to but it has a great game-destroying bug on Win10 where you lose the ability to issue commands to units and I haven't yet found a way to fix it

    • @KAKADOUJACK
      @KAKADOUJACK 4 роки тому

      Oh god, so many exploits...

  • @Konpekikaminari
    @Konpekikaminari Рік тому +2

    The fact all Spiff lost from naval combat was a bit of chocolate gives me this hilarious mental image of his captains offering Spanish privateers a snickers to f*ck off

  • @benjaminwahl8059
    @benjaminwahl8059 4 роки тому +55

    Last time i was this early i still had a life

  • @kinou_
    @kinou_ 4 роки тому +4

    tbh the entry:"hm yes we need to do some balance changes here" xD I just through ahead and herd more "perfectly balanced yes"

  • @DodgyWombat25
    @DodgyWombat25 4 роки тому +16

    "what should Spiff do next?"
    D. All of the above

  • @airek1234
    @airek1234 4 роки тому +1

    Just recently discovered your content. You're awesome, my friend and have earned my subscription. Loved your Total Warhammer content and Prison Architect content as well. Thank you, for all your great content.

  • @strikersub1814
    @strikersub1814 2 роки тому +5

    spiff playing to honourable didn't even sell coffee to the Spanish thus giving them a huge debuff

  • @QuasoTheSapphicShipper
    @QuasoTheSapphicShipper 4 роки тому +2

    2:23 as a Spanish person myself, I absolutely have the same reaction as you.

  • @jandyc6520
    @jandyc6520 4 роки тому +3

    best way to have a great game with no bugs is to let spiff, lets game it out, graystillplays, and dangerously funny playtest it and just patch everything thats wrong that they find lol no more need for QA testers

  • @evanracer9
    @evanracer9 4 роки тому +2

    This series really needs more love, they are great games but not many people play them

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 4 роки тому +6

    12:00 A few people exploiting the workforce so they can be massively rich while the rest stay poor? I'm sure glad those days are over.

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 3 роки тому

      Given the emergence and growth of the middle class since then, the markets have moved closer to freedom.
      My end goal is everyone being free to choose for themselves how they live their lives, so long as they don't interfere with the lives of others.
      Call it what you will, but separating the communists, the anarchists, the authoritarians, the libertarians, and other groups that cannot coexist in the same area seems like a better idea than forcing groups that are passively or actively hostile to each other to work together.
      Imagine how much progress could be made if all of the freedom fighters in Hong Kong were transported to the US, while all the AuthComs were transported to China. Much more peaceful, and a greater competition of governments becomes possible.

  • @alexandercain8904
    @alexandercain8904 4 роки тому +2

    I like to think that Spiff from Cid Meyer's Pirates made enough money and renown with the local English governor to retire from his life at sea and establish the Spiff West Indies company

  • @youngthinker1
    @youngthinker1 2 роки тому +7

    I believe Florida joined the Union around 1870 or 1880.
    So those are Spanish ports.

    • @emrecanarduc4378
      @emrecanarduc4378 Рік тому

      america took that place from spanish in March 30, 1822 then make it a state in 1845

  • @JoviusVonGlorium
    @JoviusVonGlorium 4 роки тому +8

    Its amazing how fast the likes come about. I quite literally just received my notification.
    I would like to add that I came here from another one of Spiffs videos (Civ VI Multiplayer)

    • @Valyrjia
      @Valyrjia 4 роки тому

      ikr 3 mins and theres already been 1014 people watching

  • @camwyn256
    @camwyn256 4 роки тому

    Master of Magic. Start with all points in chaos magic. Pick raise volcano as starting spell. Every time you cast raise volcano, your magic generation is permanently raised by 1. Volcanoes can also be raised on cities causing massive damage.

  • @niziggz
    @niziggz 4 роки тому +7

    This was gold. Spiff broke the game economy so hard to the point of slave trade, that for the first time he actually felt the need to preemptively apologize for how on-the-nose his British colonial shtick was this episode 🤣🤣

  • @axeldornelles5292
    @axeldornelles5292 4 роки тому +2

    Spiff mentioning the exploration and massacre ingrained in the history of the Caribbean "conquest" is worthy of much more than a like.

  • @backupplan6058
    @backupplan6058 4 роки тому +4

    I started watching this with a cup of tea, some how it has turned itself into a hot chocolate???

  • @theeutecticpoint
    @theeutecticpoint 4 роки тому

    And look at that, Spiff contextualizing the economy of the carribean during the great age of piracy, well done sir! Also definitely option B, definitely definitely B!

  • @tymms19248
    @tymms19248 4 роки тому +10

    Hey, your merch link isn't working in the description. Love the content :).

  • @rheisak
    @rheisak 4 роки тому +2

    What you really need is some merch that says "Ladies and gentlemen, IT. JUST. WORKS"

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +8

    The cursor looks like it's laughing out loud about these shenanigans.

  • @ClingyParasite
    @ClingyParasite 4 роки тому

    I have heard of the strategy of artificially making a demand by buying up stock from multiple retailers. But selling produce to a city to then buy it from them at a profit, is a new level of shrewd mechanics. I'm impressed they didn't account for that when balancing the game

  • @pauloandrade925
    @pauloandrade925 4 роки тому +8

    My suggestion is that you could find a game with no known /very little known exploits and you try your hardest to find them.
    At the end you find out that said game is actually perfectly balanced.
    Maybe u could do it in a way to praise a game you really like or something.
    What do u think?

    • @kcnq2245
      @kcnq2245 4 роки тому +1

      That’s an interesting idea

  • @justletitsliiide
    @justletitsliiide 4 роки тому +2

    Spiff! You should definitely release a version of the XL perfectly balanced mug that is a normal or smaller size
    I love the design but small cups make for a better brew

  • @HippieInHeart
    @HippieInHeart Рік тому +10

    That's actually a pretty fun idea, including some small history stuff when you play a game that involves a real place from the real world. Kinda sad that you haven't done this in more games. Like, "oh, this takes place in the carribean, let's read a small excerpt of a wikipedia article about the history of that place" I think it would have been cool if you kept it up and did the same with all other games that feature real places.

  • @tobocopj3164
    @tobocopj3164 2 роки тому +6

    Fucking brilliant giving a UA-camr like him a game early so they can show you what is broken and gets it attention

  • @doomer_to_boomer2402
    @doomer_to_boomer2402 4 роки тому

    I personally love the economy exploits. For me the Arma 3 video you did was the tops, even beating (dare I say it) Reanu Keeves, where you basically ended up buying an entire town and created a resistance movement that had more money than NATO. That was delicious, and other adjectives. So to summarise, my vote would be for any economy exploit for your next video, and I don't care if it's Civ 6, Fallout 4 or whatever else you can think of

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 4 роки тому +4

    With Spiff, every game is a money making simulator :D

  • @broke123
    @broke123 4 роки тому

    Literally went and made a lovely cup of Yorkshire tea to settle in for some Spiffing Brit. Fantastic

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 4 роки тому +3

    Watch the map of the game. English Cuba and Hispaniola (and moar).
    "Yeah... seems about right..." *cough*

  • @theRethalaSystem
    @theRethalaSystem 4 роки тому +2

    Hey Spiff, I'll honestly watch any game you decide to exploit, it often gives me a reason to play a game I've never really considered otherwise. Also, what do you drink when you want something cold? Or something chocolate?

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 4 роки тому +25

    I'm curious, Spiff. How often does it happen that you record something ,completely fail and end up having wasted hours?

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 роки тому +3

      To be fair, even if he fails like in this case, he still got over 200k views in a single day, because the viewers aren't looking at the numbers, just like Spiff isn't looking at the numbers.

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 4 роки тому

    Idk why but I love reading your descriptions. You have one of the only channels where I will actually read the description every time. Maybe it's the way you write it...or maybe human psychology is not perfectly balanced?

  • @retsaMoN
    @retsaMoN 4 роки тому +7

    now this is a story all about how my life got flipped upside down, I'd like to take a minute to sit right there and I'll tell you how I became a price of a port called royal...

  • @grandbort
    @grandbort 4 роки тому

    Get people from Henley-Upon-Bottomtown to Shagwater-On-Thames on time. This completely accurate OpenTT description made me laugh snort.

  • @kay_daichi
    @kay_daichi 4 роки тому +12

    Me: hoping to watch a video about game dev errors...
    Spiff: Lemme show you how to be a corrupt, evil genius capitalist..

  • @facetankhank
    @facetankhank 4 роки тому

    As you said " Chocolate for the dutch" I am sitting here, in the Netherlands, eating a " Beschuitje met hagelslag", which is a biscuit with chocolate. I am entertained.

  • @Mrdest211
    @Mrdest211 4 роки тому +25

    Kind of glad that for a few seconds, there was mention that this time period was a nightmare for the people living through it. It offsets the ironic colonialism jokes.

    • @bongosmcdongos4190
      @bongosmcdongos4190 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah I'm really glad he addressed it, even if it was short

    • @Killercreek
      @Killercreek 4 роки тому +7

      Caught me off guard. Happy people are mentioning how shitty "golden ages" can be

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 4 роки тому

      @@Killercreek That's how history goes: almost everyone known as "great" was hated by their own people for waging expensive wars that only profited the rich.
      Peter the Great drove taxes so high people started running off into the forests, and Fredrick would have committed suicide if the Czar hadn't died first, because Prussia had simply created too many enemies.

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 4 роки тому

      Quantum I mean, everything is relative.
      Golden ages were golden because they were less crappy than what came before/created significant improvements in one or more domain that’d later be used to create better societies, not because they were necessarily... actually good.

  • @Chris-wy1wh
    @Chris-wy1wh 4 роки тому +1

    6:13 : spiff And 69 have no jobs
    Me: happines noise

  • @smith_of_swad4287
    @smith_of_swad4287 4 роки тому +9

    12:38 - Spiff, you magnificent, magnificent man. It cannot be stated enough how much I appreciated the history lesson there. May your tea be hot and your beer be not.

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 4 роки тому +2

    *@The Spiffing Brit* 29:41 "So, we load up another boat with chocolate, and dump it onto *THE HARBOR!* " ;P

  • @carloarbaiza9059
    @carloarbaiza9059 4 роки тому +3

    Now they just give him keys to play test for free

  • @absentia6164
    @absentia6164 4 роки тому +1

    Well to be fair is an improvement on the bug in Port Royal 2, where as if you didn't have any cannons on your ship it would automatically escape unscathed with no loss of cargo, you could set the game to ignore and auto resolve battles completely, it was like the battles never happened lol

  • @jackmendecino8255
    @jackmendecino8255 3 роки тому +3

    So, this is just slightly better mechanics wise Syd Myer's pirates. Its Even down to the exact town layouts for countries. Huh...... neat.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 2 роки тому +1

      The town layout is the same because that is where significant ports were in the Caribbean.
      However Pirates mostly allocated ports to the correct countries at the start, such as Cuba being Spanish, not English. In fact virtually every "English" port in this video was Spanish in 1580. It would be about a century later that the English to Jamaica (Port Royal) is the only one that would be ruled by the English for an extended period.

    • @space4166
      @space4166 2 роки тому

      @@88porpoise he lost me until town layout no shit there the same..

  • @OneT1me25
    @OneT1me25 3 роки тому +2

    *Spiff* “This game is so easy”
    *Also spiff* stresses about the plague every 5 minutes

  • @MuradBeybalaev
    @MuradBeybalaev 2 роки тому +9

    12:50 Oh wow, a most rare occurrence: Spiff dishing out socioeconomic commentary.

  • @Harkness197
    @Harkness197 4 роки тому +2

    The stock photos are always on point!
    They always make me laugh lol

  • @themikead99
    @themikead99 4 роки тому +3

    Talks about how he mispronounced "Baracoa" then proceeds to mispronounce it literally the next sentence. I'm not sure if there was a cut there or if it was an intentional joke. But my dude.

  • @Finneyyy
    @Finneyyy 4 роки тому +1

    Yorkshire Tea? Blasphemy! Barry's Tea (Gold Blend) is the best tea in the *universe*.
    Period.

  • @micayahritchie7158
    @micayahritchie7158 4 роки тому +4

    Spiff: Plays a game called Port Royale 4
    Also Spiff: doesn't start in the city of Port Royale
    Colonial British Caribbean: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Baldnewsnetwork
    @Baldnewsnetwork 4 роки тому

    I was feeling jazzy so I liked, like I was somehow compelled to do so - looks at cup of tea filled with terror!!!

  • @oliverjames842
    @oliverjames842 4 роки тому +6

    Spiffing Brit: SPAIN (with hatred)
    Me: *With British parents but born in spain so legally spanish* Why you bully me?
    also, shame upon the 184 dislikes at this current time!

  • @yoan0197
    @yoan0197 4 роки тому +1

    -Give a copy to spiffing britt
    -Also give him tea
    = no need for beta testers

  • @paleface171
    @paleface171 4 роки тому +6

    I was expecting Reana Keeves for the merchant's name. You know Reanu Keeves' Sister.

  • @kardoxfabricanus7590
    @kardoxfabricanus7590 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Spiff i recommend playing Soldat the classic game from 2002 that is available on steam right now for free!
    Its good to see old classic games become available again and i really hope to see people make content from them :)
    Also WC3 when?

  • @andrewphillips8341
    @andrewphillips8341 4 роки тому +7

    "It was a time of exploiting people so only a few people are rich and the rest are poor". So like today then?

  • @BurpAtTheMoon
    @BurpAtTheMoon 4 роки тому

    "Hopefully the devs watch this..." DUDE! You are on the watchlist of every game company! :D

    • @mrhitisnumberone
      @mrhitisnumberone 4 роки тому

      He better be on the watch list of every game company.

  • @sirmicah
    @sirmicah 4 роки тому +11

    Spiff- “Closed bee-ta”

  • @muzzebn4094
    @muzzebn4094 4 роки тому

    I was drinking a nice cup of tea and feeling extra jazzy today so here is a comment on top of the like, thx for the great video as always!

  • @magblevins
    @magblevins 4 роки тому +8

    Nothing ever makes sense by the time your done with it

  • @ppenmudera4687
    @ppenmudera4687 4 роки тому +1

    4:37 yeah all those traits you just mentioned is why the Dutch ruled the world in the 16th-17th century

  • @GreemZlle
    @GreemZlle 4 роки тому +6

    You only one UA-cam creator that can ask for likes, and I'm not going too be mad.
    Sorry for my poor English.. oh no i don't sorry, you can't speak my language, so it's a absolutely fair I can butcher yours.
    I going give my self a like, because you pesents never will.

  • @allx_13
    @allx_13 4 роки тому +1

    Hey spiff I´m cuban and well it´s a great pronunciation of Baracoa!!! Keep doing this amazing kind of content.
    I´m fairly new to yt and I´m only subscribed to your channel. Hail GodKing Spiff. Maybe I wanna see a perfectly balance Slay the Spire Run :D the best of lucks

  • @d20rrash
    @d20rrash 4 роки тому +2

    Spiffy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory :D

  • @jgarret79
    @jgarret79 4 роки тому

    @The Spiffing Brit. I love your videos. I always drink some cold tea when i watch them. I would also like to see a Fallout 4 video as a suggestion.

  • @Empyric
    @Empyric 4 роки тому +2

    So THIS is how Spiff gets his tea.

  • @ryandelisle7089
    @ryandelisle7089 4 роки тому

    Good man sir, I’m born and bred from the city that dumped your tea in the sea but I hope you can forgive me because I can honestly say subscribing to you has been the best part of my 2020.

  • @hsofz
    @hsofz 4 роки тому

    Oh my ,this episode was so funny. I hope for the game, the developers see your video

  • @LudicrousLycan
    @LudicrousLycan 4 роки тому

    Spiff, you are the hero my subscription feed needed. Your content is, dare I say it, perfectly balanced for my viewing pleasure.