Seriously what was the point if you’re not gonna use it? I get you’re keeping the knowledge of SCPs from public view but this could revolutionize in-house healthcare.
no world ending scenarios, no indescribably horrific results, just a very interesting SCP that has limitless potential, and does what it says on the tin. I like it.
The SCP Foundation: "Well we *could* use this machine to make organ transplants significantly easier and safer as well as cure so many otherwise untreatable scenarios oooooooor we can become Shou Tucker from Full Metal Alchemist."
@@marcleslac2413 No just don't you're giving an oportunity to force other pepole into going in the machine you would also give a new window to viruses and even worse making furrys a real thing.
*This would be a great way to preserve a person who's waiting on a organ donation or has an incurable disease then you reassemble them once one is found.*
Practically a miracle of science, this thing....provided one doesn't go mad with creative thinking....as we see with these cross tests.......(shudders)
@@tomikun8057 it doesn't help with containing another SCP, hence why it is still not a Thaumiel. Keeping personal alive and the likes isn't actually directly related to "containing" an scp, which is the major point here. Containement. It matters not how useful or dangerous an SCP is, what matters is how easy or difficult its containement. So while this SCP can "help" containing other SCPs because it can help keeping personel alive, it itself isn't used for contaning another SCP, therefore not Thaumiel
When they swapped bodies he said that they requested to see themselves without clothes but the machine sends them out without any when they are reassembled
@@BigattckFirecat Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-291 to make "Kemonomimi Harems for lonely Anomalies". // SCP-953 was not pleased with that! Addition: He's also not allowed to replace people's skins with fursuits / latex suits / chainmail armor / ANYTHING!
This is the sort of anomaly with a vast capacity to help people and advance human knowledge. It becomes more disturbing only when overly curious humans push the limits too far. Still, i did find the concept of cross species testing interesting. I think there is as much potential for benefit there as there is for bizarre and gruesome harm.
SCP-291 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-291 must remain disconnected from any power source when not in use for testing. A team of two personnel should remain on guard outside SCP-291's containment room, and will be swapped out weekly. While disconnected from a power supply, SCP-291 may be considered safe. SCP-291's main entryway closes and locks upon disconnection from a power supply, but the door may be opened manually from the interior in the event of any personnel being trapped. All blocks of disassembled organism are to be kept stored in a designated storage locker within the containment room, and are to be properly labeled with a sharpie marker. Personnel responsible for lost or damaged blocks will be moved to other projects. Description: SCP-291 was located in [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-291 resembles a small building in structure, a nearly featureless steel box measuring 10.5 m x 30.2 m at the base, and 15 m tall. On one of the narrow sides, there is a large door (5 m wide) that opens upwards, similar to a garage door, composed of metal slats a few inches high each. There is no handle on the exterior of the door, and while closed, all attempts to open it using non-destructive methods have failed. The interior of the door features a lock that can be opened manually to lift the door for a few seconds, before an unknown mechanism will force it shut again. At the other end of SCP-291 is a similar opening with a lock and handle on the exterior and interior, allowing the door to be opened from either side. Two small, similar hatches only 1 m x 1 m can be found to the left of both doors, and may be opened from the exterior. The materials that compose SCP-291 do appear to be only as strong as any other example would suggest, and a force that would normally bend or cut through steel will do the same to SCP-291. Such testing is currently not allowed due to the risk of damaging SCP-291. The interior of SCP-291 is not well-explored due to the extremely tight confines of the machinery and strong pulses of electromagnetic energy through various points while activated. When connected to a suitable power source, SCP-291 activates with mechanical clanks and buzzing, and the entryway door springs open. The room inside is 4 m x 2 m, with a rather simple console board, a large display screen, and what has been described as a Plexiglas 'coffin' to one side, suitable in size for most humans under 2.13 m (7 ft) in height who are not morbidly obese. The 'coffin' rests on a conveyor belt a meter in height, the coffin itself being approximately a meter deep with a blue-green gel 'cushion' of unidentified material lining the bottom. It has been described as pleasantly form-fitting and very cool and soft. Several tubes emerge from the side of the room over the coffin. Opposite the coffin, a number of 'cubbyholes' of various sizes with small doors that may be opened or closed are present on the wall. Their purpose shall be elaborated upon later. When a living animal (human or otherwise) is laid in the coffin (dead organisms, organisms with a mass of less than 1.6 kilograms, and groups of multiple organisms triggered no reaction), no matter their position, the control room moves into the 'ready' state. In this state, the display screen shows a scanned, grid-lined image of the organism in the coffin, and the buttons on the console board become operable. Some of the smaller buttons will trigger different effects in the displayed image, such as toggling the 'skin' and 'muscles' of the display on and off, and revealing certain organs and organ systems, whether in real-time or frozen depending upon more settings. There are no words, numbers, or symbols on the display or any of the buttons, and all buttons have two settings: 'On', in which they glow, and 'Off', in which they are unlit. Various combinations produce different effects, and Dr. Rights has been kind enough to spend enough time "playing with it" to work up a crude user's manual. Three large buttons, visibly different from the controls for the display, are available to the side. Provided that a living organism is lying in the coffin, the first button may be pressed (pressing any buttons under other circumstances yields no effect, and the button remains 'off' no matter how many times pressed) and the tubes extending over the coffin dispense a blue liquid into the coffin. This unidentified liquid acts as a sedative upon skin contact, and the occupant of the coffin quickly falls unconscious. The liquid can apparently be inhaled and swallowed without any harm - D-class personnel have reported the taste to be similar to "Kool-Aid". Samples have yielded little results in identification. Once the coffin is filled to the brim, the liquid quickly congeals into a thick syrup, and then to a solid gel. Over this period, the occupant's detectable bodily functions (such as breathing and heartbeat) cease. This may be observed on the display screen. Once the liquid fully solidifies, the display screen shuts off and the conveyor belt starts to move. All attempts to stop the conveyor belt and remove either the coffin or the occupant cause the entire process to shut down, after which the blue liquid evaporates within a few minutes and the subject regains consciousness unharmed. The conveyor belt carries the coffin and occupant through a small door that quickly locks closed, and the entire machine becomes a cacophony of mechanical clanking, whirring, and grinding. The display screen will only display a rectangle that slowly fills, like a loading bar, as SCP-291 does its work. Depending upon the size of the organism, SCP-291 finishes its as-of-yet-unknown process in approximately twenty to thirty minutes, at which point the product can be retrieved at the opposite end of SCP-291. The back door of SCP-291 leads to a similar chamber, also containing a conveyor belt similar to the one that holds the coffin in the entryway. There is also a series of two dozen 'cubbyholes' or 'lockers', identical to those found in the entry room. These cubbyholes may be pulled out to retrieve their contents: parts of the organism, disassembled and preserved in blocks of an unidentified, clear solid. These blocks are quite strong, but they can be melted by extremely high temperatures, or shattered by sharp blows from a pick. However, breaking the blocks ruins the preservation method of SCP-291, and results in the preserved object being unusable. The rest of the block quickly begins to dissolve into dust after a few minutes. (See addendum for block designation.) Whole blocks, however, may be stored indefinitely until being re-inserted into SCP-291, via the 'cubbyholes' in the entrance room. Each block has a distinct size, and will only fit snugly in its designated hole. Placing blocks in the wrong holes gets no reaction from the machine, and will prevent it from being re-activated until the problem is fixed. Cubbies may be left empty, however, and it will function as normal. It is ill-advised to leave a cubby containing a vital organ empty. When the blocks are placed correctly and the doors to them shut, the second button on the console may be pressed. This does not work if the display shows a loading bar, as another operation is taking place. The doors to the cubbyholes lock for a few seconds, during which SCP-291 removes them through some means, and the machinery of the device grows louder, accompanied by another 'loading bar' on the display screen. Re-assembly takes slightly longer, approximately forty-fifty minutes to finish, after which a Plexiglas container, similar to the initial coffin, emerges from a door on the conveyor belt in the exit room, holding a fully-assembled organism immersed in blue liquid that slowly evaporates as the organism wakes. Re-assembled organisms have no memory of the process, likening the experience to a very restful, dreamless sleep. They awaken with some slight disorientation, but this passes after a few minutes, and they complain about being very hungry. Tests reveal that they are re-assembled with their stomachs empty. Organisms are also re-assembled nude, and devoid of any hair. A block containing what has been identified as the contents of the organism's digestive system, hair, scraps of clothing, and any other objects on the organism is deposited into one of the small side-doors outside the main doors, and may be considered waste. Surveillance and scanning equipment sent inside the machine is disposed of in the same way, often twisted and wrecked. Later testing revealed that organisms can be reassembled in different, potentially malicious ways. See addendum for testing results. The third button is only to be used should something go wrong, when the production stops and the button blinks. It undoes whatever has been done the best it can, and shuts down the whole process while triggering some kind of cleaning and 'reset' method.
When reading a title that this was going to be a machine that can disassemble and reassemble both people and animals, I knew this was going to take a crazy and twisted turn.
Yep, but which method would yield the best results? Adding cat ears and a tail to a female human subject, putting pregnant cat reproductive organs in a human, or putting human re- and I'm being taken away by the ethics committee for some reason. Goodbye. XP
Can we get a community episode for this one? What would you put and/or exchange in SCP-291? I would put SCP-053 the Little Girl inside and see if it would trigger the rage state based on individual organs, or if it has to be specifically her as a whole. Beyond that, I would put our old friend Lord Blackwood's (SCP-1867) brain into a human body, and see how he reacts to the slug form he was in before that point.
And shit like this is why working on the SCP Foundation Ethics Committee is probably the single most exhausting and rage-inducing job in the multiverse.
Every researcher who placed bets on the woman birthing puppies should be demoted to D-class. At least find someone who is willing in exchange for amnestics and release.
"Genetically engineered cat girls, I know they wouldn't be technically genetically engineered, but we can discuss semantics or start making genetically engineered cat girls." -some SCP reasercher, hopefully.
Do you guys think you could cover scp 2316 (the bodies in the water//field trip) and/or scp 1423 (the summer of ‘76) ?? They are both somewhat related to each other lore wise, but I think scp 2316 is one of the best, it genuinely makes my skin crawl
Are you tired of harvesting organ manually? Are you tired of youe victim begging for mercy? Are you tired of cleaning blood off the floor? Try SCP-291 today! *No manual included, use this machine at your own risk.
This scp is a great example of the moral complexity and rigidness of the foundation, they have an scp with nearly limitless positive potential for medical treatments and they lock it up in a cage determined to either not use it at all or use it for depraved, mostly laughably pointless experiments driven by a morbid curiosity of what it can do rather than what they could use it for
I feel like those toddlers from 1987 found themselves a new toy to play with. But this one can actually reassemble stuff, unlike the toddlers. All I'm trying to say is....have you seen a fox, hanging from the cieling? Yeah....with 3 legs, and 2 heads.... Toddlers are brutal, man...
The beginning made me laugh as it reminded me of 9th grade. We had a pig and named it Wilbur. We referred to any cob webs as Charlotte's webs. Very very dark humor but it was hysterical at the time. Highschool kids am I right?
For the intial question of the dissasembly of a frog without getting blood on our hands, I think puttiong it on SCP-914 on coarse would work just fine.
This just all seems like an obvious way to put dangerous SCPs into stasis. Just take them apart and put them away. They’re not dead but they can’t do anything. You could get rid of anything that’s 7 ft or shorter so at least The Old Man.
when they have an infinite source of organs in one scp and an organ swapping machine that doesn't fail as another scp, one might hope something good would be done with them, but no
8:15 Is this Interspecies Reviewers - The Origin Story? Day 150 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
@@Will-sq3ip that sounds like a good idea but we already tried that and he just grew back to normal size in 2 hours hed probs regrow faster now that he expects it to happen
8:10 "You may know me as the Head Chief First Researcher of Labs Z-9 and Z-14. There I fought valiantly to preserve rattlesnake DNA, and put it right where it belongs, in the husk of another feared predator. Oh, and the tarantula hawk. Can't splice enough, I always say, especially if you can make a magnificent Cazador!"
Very surprising they did not conduct experiments to test for organ rejection, which can take some time to develop. Seems like this machine is quite similar to the soul transference device.
The person who came up with 291 may not have known about organ rejection or believed its like in movies and TV shows where it starts to happen on the operation table.
We only had to dissect a pig's eyeball. I was sick that day and only found out later on that they had dissected something that day. Apparently I was lucky, since a lot of eyeballs apparently squirted liquid at the others when they cut it I a wrong way or applied too much pressure
Perhaps that happened but it wasn't documented? Perhaps Dr bright and Dr clef went in wielding a chainsaw cannon each while bringing in a cat and a class d
So what would happen with a dead test subject? Like let's say someone died (not uncommon) but had there brain intact and you slice them up could you then put that brain in a living mammal or human and would they be come back to life?
This could just be a coincidence, as most things are, though I did just have a dissection on a cow's eyeball not long from now. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be but difficult to cut through and examine at some parts that we might've destroyed in the process. As a joke, one of us broke the lens on purpose while others didn't find any in theirs and wanted to see what it looked like
A student hid the pig kidney and rotted. Also a group took ink sacks from the squids and had fights with them. Then the girls trauma when they walked into class seeing 30 cats set up for dissection was not a good day.
This is wow a great SCP, not one from aliens or demons but one most possibly made by humans. The fact you can get out from the inside incase of an emergency or the simplicity of the controls
Using Disassembler for medical purposes: *DENIED*
Using Disassembler to make animal human hybrids: *APPROVED*
10 days later: containment breach
@@junconglin 20 year later: demi human races such as neko boy and neko girl
@@YaToGamiKuro I bet 12 dollars the writers are lying and this place is an effect that happens to Japanese animations
@@YaToGamiKuro all born with genetic illnesses
Seriously what was the point if you’re not gonna use it? I get you’re keeping the knowledge of SCPs from public view but this could revolutionize in-house healthcare.
no world ending scenarios, no indescribably horrific results, just a very interesting SCP that has limitless potential, and does what it says on the tin. I like it.
You didnt see the horrific results of death and dismemberment?
@Bababooey she never did, they reversed it
@Bababooey But she didn’t, that was OP’s point.
@@shadowsa2b i think they meant it's not one of those lazy writings where they just put "undescribably horrifying" and actually go into detail
@@shadowsa2b I did say "indescribably horrific". If you can describe it, it's not indescribable. lol
The SCP Foundation: "Well we *could* use this machine to make organ transplants significantly easier and safer as well as cure so many otherwise untreatable scenarios oooooooor we can become Shou Tucker from Full Metal Alchemist."
Anime over life here in the foundation-
Not Shou Tucker LMAOOO
One of the saddest anime episodes
Better idea, WE CAN CREATE REAL NEKO GIRLS with this machine.
@@marcleslac2413 No just don't you're giving an oportunity to force other pepole into going in the machine you would also give a new window to viruses and even worse making furrys a real thing.
@@justanothersentientaim120 I would go in to become a neko boy.
*This would be a great way to preserve a person who's waiting on a organ donation or has an incurable disease then you reassemble them once one is found.*
Practically a miracle of science, this thing....provided one doesn't go mad with creative thinking....as we see with these cross tests.......(shudders)
I'd just be good with this thing being the perfect machine to perform an Appendectomy with.
Lol if we could tho loony toony might b right also hmmm...50/50 chance either way of or possibly some more for better or worse.
Doesn’t explain if the parts age when dissembled though
I'll ask approval from site director
*"SCP-291 was located in data expunged." Damn, this data expunged place seems to be where a lot of the SCPs are from.*
its right next to the redacted area.
Isn't that in ████████?
pretty ████, [DATA EXPUNGED], and [REDACTED]
@@dabunnyrabbit2620 data expunged you
See that’s what I thought that meant but it’s actually a type of sponge they use to x things called the X-sponger. Foundation just has autocorrect on
Honestly I feel this SCP is more Thaumiel than Safe. It could easily be used to "reincarnate" essential personnel close to death.
Or freeze em
Dementia Though
thaumiel is the classification for scps that help with containement of other scps, not helpful scps, that's why 500 is safe and not thaumiel
@@anasb.8647 Technically it can help by keeping researchers and personel alive
@@tomikun8057 it doesn't help with containing another SCP, hence why it is still not a Thaumiel.
Keeping personal alive and the likes isn't actually directly related to "containing" an scp, which is the major point here. Containement. It matters not how useful or dangerous an SCP is, what matters is how easy or difficult its containement.
So while this SCP can "help" containing other SCPs because it can help keeping personel alive, it itself isn't used for contaning another SCP, therefore not Thaumiel
I was just watching old videos because there weren't any new ones, and what do you know, SCP explained delivers as always.
They always post at about 4:pm in US time
@@johnnydwaterlaw2815 the us has multiple times zones...
@@codycat6 maybe their talking about the one that 80 percent of people live in
@@bruhhub7489 is that west or east coast I'm dumb
Im subbed to 3 SCP makers so I never run out
When they swapped bodies he said that they requested to see themselves without clothes but the machine sends them out without any when they are reassembled
Probably don't remember that part
Doesn't mean they had a mirror to look at
@@gray9818 Looking down wasn’t an option?
You'd probably be so distraught that you wouldn't notice
This SCP certainly shows that the Foundation can sometimes go too far on their experiments of an SCP.
And they would probably continue to do so, were it not for the Ethics Committee....
With predictably mixed results.
@@cyberprime9355 and then cause 1000 different vengeful d class scps
"And we were this close to cat-girl anime" - SCP Researcher
@@BigattckFirecat Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-291 to make "Kemonomimi Harems for lonely Anomalies".
// SCP-953 was not pleased with that!
Addition: He's also not allowed to replace people's skins with fursuits / latex suits / chainmail armor / ANYTHING!
I mean the animals trails would eventually have to happen
this has to be the coolest Scp!
its like an MRI machine on steroids
What would happen if one person has two reproductive organs
@@SmileyGbox double the reproduction
Dr. Bright is not allowed to use SCP-291 to increase or improve any part of his host body.
Dr. Bright: but-
No buts Dr. Bright.
This could replicate his old body
@@junconglin No, it's different SCP, that makes clones. It's used to maintain MTF forces in combat-ready shape.
I wonder what would happen if one of brights less than one month hosts after the amulet is taken off.
@@ceu160193 I think he more meant to recreate his old body using parts of D-class
this gives a whole new meaning to “last Christmas i gave you my heart”
"The very next day you gave it away." Yes. Not a terrifying thought at all
This is the sort of anomaly with a vast capacity to help people and advance human knowledge. It becomes more disturbing only when overly curious humans push the limits too far. Still, i did find the concept of cross species testing interesting. I think there is as much potential for benefit there as there is for bizarre and gruesome harm.
SCP-291
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-291 must remain disconnected from any power source when not in use for testing. A team of two personnel should remain on guard outside SCP-291's containment room, and will be swapped out weekly. While disconnected from a power supply, SCP-291 may be considered safe. SCP-291's main entryway closes and locks upon disconnection from a power supply, but the door may be opened manually from the interior in the event of any personnel being trapped.
All blocks of disassembled organism are to be kept stored in a designated storage locker within the containment room, and are to be properly labeled with a sharpie marker. Personnel responsible for lost or damaged blocks will be moved to other projects.
Description: SCP-291 was located in [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-291 resembles a small building in structure, a nearly featureless steel box measuring 10.5 m x 30.2 m at the base, and 15 m tall. On one of the narrow sides, there is a large door (5 m wide) that opens upwards, similar to a garage door, composed of metal slats a few inches high each. There is no handle on the exterior of the door, and while closed, all attempts to open it using non-destructive methods have failed. The interior of the door features a lock that can be opened manually to lift the door for a few seconds, before an unknown mechanism will force it shut again. At the other end of SCP-291 is a similar opening with a lock and handle on the exterior and interior, allowing the door to be opened from either side. Two small, similar hatches only 1 m x 1 m can be found to the left of both doors, and may be opened from the exterior.
The materials that compose SCP-291 do appear to be only as strong as any other example would suggest, and a force that would normally bend or cut through steel will do the same to SCP-291. Such testing is currently not allowed due to the risk of damaging SCP-291.
The interior of SCP-291 is not well-explored due to the extremely tight confines of the machinery and strong pulses of electromagnetic energy through various points while activated.
When connected to a suitable power source, SCP-291 activates with mechanical clanks and buzzing, and the entryway door springs open. The room inside is 4 m x 2 m, with a rather simple console board, a large display screen, and what has been described as a Plexiglas 'coffin' to one side, suitable in size for most humans under 2.13 m (7 ft) in height who are not morbidly obese. The 'coffin' rests on a conveyor belt a meter in height, the coffin itself being approximately a meter deep with a blue-green gel 'cushion' of unidentified material lining the bottom. It has been described as pleasantly form-fitting and very cool and soft. Several tubes emerge from the side of the room over the coffin.
Opposite the coffin, a number of 'cubbyholes' of various sizes with small doors that may be opened or closed are present on the wall. Their purpose shall be elaborated upon later.
When a living animal (human or otherwise) is laid in the coffin (dead organisms, organisms with a mass of less than 1.6 kilograms, and groups of multiple organisms triggered no reaction), no matter their position, the control room moves into the 'ready' state. In this state, the display screen shows a scanned, grid-lined image of the organism in the coffin, and the buttons on the console board become operable. Some of the smaller buttons will trigger different effects in the displayed image, such as toggling the 'skin' and 'muscles' of the display on and off, and revealing certain organs and organ systems, whether in real-time or frozen depending upon more settings. There are no words, numbers, or symbols on the display or any of the buttons, and all buttons have two settings: 'On', in which they glow, and 'Off', in which they are unlit. Various combinations produce different effects, and Dr. Rights has been kind enough to spend enough time "playing with it" to work up a crude user's manual. Three large buttons, visibly different from the controls for the display, are available to the side.
Provided that a living organism is lying in the coffin, the first button may be pressed (pressing any buttons under other circumstances yields no effect, and the button remains 'off' no matter how many times pressed) and the tubes extending over the coffin dispense a blue liquid into the coffin. This unidentified liquid acts as a sedative upon skin contact, and the occupant of the coffin quickly falls unconscious. The liquid can apparently be inhaled and swallowed without any harm - D-class personnel have reported the taste to be similar to "Kool-Aid". Samples have yielded little results in identification. Once the coffin is filled to the brim, the liquid quickly congeals into a thick syrup, and then to a solid gel. Over this period, the occupant's detectable bodily functions (such as breathing and heartbeat) cease. This may be observed on the display screen.
Once the liquid fully solidifies, the display screen shuts off and the conveyor belt starts to move. All attempts to stop the conveyor belt and remove either the coffin or the occupant cause the entire process to shut down, after which the blue liquid evaporates within a few minutes and the subject regains consciousness unharmed. The conveyor belt carries the coffin and occupant through a small door that quickly locks closed, and the entire machine becomes a cacophony of mechanical clanking, whirring, and grinding. The display screen will only display a rectangle that slowly fills, like a loading bar, as SCP-291 does its work. Depending upon the size of the organism, SCP-291 finishes its as-of-yet-unknown process in approximately twenty to thirty minutes, at which point the product can be retrieved at the opposite end of SCP-291.
The back door of SCP-291 leads to a similar chamber, also containing a conveyor belt similar to the one that holds the coffin in the entryway. There is also a series of two dozen 'cubbyholes' or 'lockers', identical to those found in the entry room. These cubbyholes may be pulled out to retrieve their contents: parts of the organism, disassembled and preserved in blocks of an unidentified, clear solid. These blocks are quite strong, but they can be melted by extremely high temperatures, or shattered by sharp blows from a pick. However, breaking the blocks ruins the preservation method of SCP-291, and results in the preserved object being unusable. The rest of the block quickly begins to dissolve into dust after a few minutes. (See addendum for block designation.)
Whole blocks, however, may be stored indefinitely until being re-inserted into SCP-291, via the 'cubbyholes' in the entrance room. Each block has a distinct size, and will only fit snugly in its designated hole. Placing blocks in the wrong holes gets no reaction from the machine, and will prevent it from being re-activated until the problem is fixed. Cubbies may be left empty, however, and it will function as normal. It is ill-advised to leave a cubby containing a vital organ empty.
When the blocks are placed correctly and the doors to them shut, the second button on the console may be pressed. This does not work if the display shows a loading bar, as another operation is taking place. The doors to the cubbyholes lock for a few seconds, during which SCP-291 removes them through some means, and the machinery of the device grows louder, accompanied by another 'loading bar' on the display screen. Re-assembly takes slightly longer, approximately forty-fifty minutes to finish, after which a Plexiglas container, similar to the initial coffin, emerges from a door on the conveyor belt in the exit room, holding a fully-assembled organism immersed in blue liquid that slowly evaporates as the organism wakes.
Re-assembled organisms have no memory of the process, likening the experience to a very restful, dreamless sleep. They awaken with some slight disorientation, but this passes after a few minutes, and they complain about being very hungry. Tests reveal that they are re-assembled with their stomachs empty. Organisms are also re-assembled nude, and devoid of any hair. A block containing what has been identified as the contents of the organism's digestive system, hair, scraps of clothing, and any other objects on the organism is deposited into one of the small side-doors outside the main doors, and may be considered waste. Surveillance and scanning equipment sent inside the machine is disposed of in the same way, often twisted and wrecked.
Later testing revealed that organisms can be reassembled in different, potentially malicious ways. See addendum for testing results.
The third button is only to be used should something go wrong, when the production stops and the button blinks. It undoes whatever has been done the best it can, and shuts down the whole process while triggering some kind of cleaning and 'reset' method.
A great poem
watf
When reading a title that this was going to be a machine that can disassemble and reassemble both people and animals, I knew this was going to take a crazy and twisted turn.
"Lets give this guy gills but not prepare any water for him!"
Should have given the dude a labyrinth organ too. (Only Betta owners will get this)
Gourami owner here!
Okay but realistically they would breath normally in air… Didn’t say their lungs were gone
@@DeathnoteBB They put his lungs into fish.
With this SCP, real life catgirl is no longer a dream
Yep, but which method would yield the best results? Adding cat ears and a tail to a female human subject, putting pregnant cat reproductive organs in a human, or putting human re- and I'm being taken away by the ethics committee for some reason. Goodbye. XP
@@Ryu_D First one, certainly. Since catgirls still are human, where it counts.
@@Ryu_D I'd love to see one of these happening.
~Dr Clef
what the hell have we came up with to make with this scp?
things doctor bright is NOT allowed to do
I like how the little characters in these videos are becoming more detailed
Can we get a community episode for this one? What would you put and/or exchange in SCP-291?
I would put SCP-053 the Little Girl inside and see if it would trigger the rage state based on individual organs, or if it has to be specifically her as a whole.
Beyond that, I would put our old friend Lord Blackwood's (SCP-1867) brain into a human body, and see how he reacts to the slug form he was in before that point.
And shit like this is why working on the SCP Foundation Ethics Committee is probably the single most exhausting and rage-inducing job in the multiverse.
Combine this SCP and the SCP-158 and you have a full human mixing station!
The best part of my day is listening to these videos on my drive home from a 10 hour shift 🙏 you guys rock
I love how the only reason for the mastiff being returned to it's body was that it peed on a researchers shoe.
Every researcher who placed bets on the woman birthing puppies should be demoted to D-class. At least find someone who is willing in exchange for amnestics and release.
Considering the life expantancey of D-class you probably wouldn't have to look for very long.
... that nice doctor gave the D-Class three weeks vacation?
"I sent her to Site 88."
Ah. 765 duty. Nice of you.
"Genetically engineered cat girls, I know they wouldn't be technically genetically engineered, but we can discuss semantics or start making genetically engineered cat girls." -some SCP reasercher, hopefully.
With this SCP, Catgirls can become a reality!!
r/cursedcomments
yes this is cursed
Can we just appreciate how a 7 meter coffin thing was able to fit inside a 4x2 meter room?
7 foot coffin
Do you guys think you could cover scp 2316 (the bodies in the water//field trip) and/or scp 1423 (the summer of ‘76) ?? They are both somewhat related to each other lore wise, but I think scp 2316 is one of the best, it genuinely makes my skin crawl
Immediate thought, “Send the Hard to Kill Lizard through it!”
too big
Doctors HATE This one single trick....
-Buzzfeed
"We were this close to anime girls"
- Some cultered researcher
Also dr bright is not allowed to make harems of any sort using this machine
Dr clef may do so though
Are you tired of harvesting organ manually?
Are you tired of youe victim begging for mercy?
Are you tired of cleaning blood off the floor?
Try SCP-291 today!
*No manual included, use this machine at your own risk.
Seems like one of the few SCPs that are normally powered rather than "powered by unknown means"
How did none of the comments notice “their requests to look at their new bodies naked was swiftly denied”? That one got a chuckle outta me.
'A D-class who needed a skin graft after a flamethrower based incident'
Dr. Bright what did you do...
This scp is a great example of the moral complexity and rigidness of the foundation, they have an scp with nearly limitless positive potential for medical treatments and they lock it up in a cage determined to either not use it at all or use it for depraved, mostly laughably pointless experiments driven by a morbid curiosity of what it can do rather than what they could use it for
so what I'm hearing is that with this SCP, we can successfully create catgirls.
Oh noooo
I feel like those toddlers from 1987 found themselves a new toy to play with.
But this one can actually reassemble stuff, unlike the toddlers.
All I'm trying to say is....have you seen a fox, hanging from the cieling? Yeah....with 3 legs, and 2 heads....
Toddlers are brutal, man...
To the 1% seeing this,merry christmas,may god bless you all your family and your friends
little bit early, no?
I bless my family by putting in the work I don't need a God, but merry Christmas my friend
Trust you more than the flat earth society.
Thanks, and You & Your Family as Well.🎄
To you as well. From an atheist that judges no one for there beliefs. Hop you have a safe and fun holiday.
The beginning made me laugh as it reminded me of 9th grade. We had a pig and named it Wilbur. We referred to any cob webs as Charlotte's webs. Very very dark humor but it was hysterical at the time. Highschool kids am I right?
For the intial question of the dissasembly of a frog without getting blood on our hands, I think puttiong it on SCP-914 on coarse would work just fine.
Ethics committee are truly the unsung heroes of the foundation holy shit
"A widowed miss piggy in your head"
Never thought I'd hear that on an scp video.
This just all seems like an obvious way to put dangerous SCPs into stasis. Just take them apart and put them away. They’re not dead but they can’t do anything. You could get rid of anything that’s 7 ft or shorter so at least The Old Man.
the old man would just melt the machine
How do you guys post so often! In such good quality too! Great job to the animators and the narrator!
For a moment I thought they were going to create genetically engineered cat girls.
真的是医学奇迹了
It's truly a medical miracle
11:30 wow how specific containment procedures, the organs have to be labled with a sharpie marker
This sounds like if Law's devil fruit was a SCP
Shambles
when they have an infinite source of organs in one scp and an organ swapping machine that doesn't fail as another scp, one might hope something good would be done with them, but no
Man, this is just one of the best SCP's out there! It's just, cool!
I like the "clockwork" machine even more. In my opinion its even more bizarre not that "bizareness" can be measured.
during the frog disection on highschool was when I learned that removing the heart instantly kills the creature, no delay, it's an instant.
8:15
Is this Interspecies Reviewers - The Origin Story?
Day 150 of asking the O5 Council to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.
Oh great 👍 just makes the job easier for serial killers 🙂
That Re searcher is jacked man!
Now I'm curious: was a reproductive system swap between a man and a woman ever attempted?
Also, did they ever make a neko?
About first - no, as it would be boring. Second - also most likely no, as O5 council has no anime fans to permit such experiments.
Don't you hate it when you get sliced and put together could not be me
"Unless your interests are on the morbid side."
_pauses while preparing a whole prey meal for my cats._ "Wait what?"
Imagine putting the indestructible lizard in there. Just imagine all the problems that this could yield.
Wouldn't each part become a clone
hes too big to fit in but if it was a few feet bigger he could do it
@@Leftyizhere Why not shrink him or turn into a smaller animal like that Animal Zipper that turned him into a gecko. And then disassemble him.
@@Will-sq3ip that sounds like a good idea but we already tried that and he just grew back to normal size in 2 hours hed probs regrow faster now that he expects it to happen
I really didn't need to see that eviscerated Kermit
You dont know if the frog is innocent or not, it could have killed someone before, death row frogs are being brought to school for dissection. D-FROGs
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
As a medicine student, this scp will be of great great use to me..i wonder who made that machine
4:07 fun fact, on the original article it says, and I quote
"Skin (neatly folded)"
I just find it funny
boy im I lucky that I was not there for the dissection
I love watching these after studying its my way to relax 😌
It's an Odd Consistency that older SCP objects involve experiments with humans first Then animals 👀
I often wonder how these are discovered
8:10 "You may know me as the Head Chief First Researcher of Labs Z-9 and Z-14. There I fought valiantly to preserve rattlesnake DNA, and put it right where it belongs, in the husk of another feared predator. Oh, and the tarantula hawk. Can't splice enough, I always say, especially if you can make a magnificent Cazador!"
Ayy nice
"To understand something, the best way is to take it apart"
Me: **takes apart depressed friend to understand why they're depressed**
You know, I had the opportunity to show Darwin this wonderful device! Unfortunately he still becomes sick at the sight of blood.
This could be used for easier d-class containment
this scp is actually something i would like to test out
I love dissecting stuff, we only do it at the end of the year and not part of the grade
I want to see what would happen if the SCP Foundation put anomalous creatures inside of SCP-291.
Most important info: Catgirls viability has been confirmed.
Very surprising they did not conduct experiments to test for organ rejection, which can take some time to develop.
Seems like this machine is quite similar to the soul transference device.
The person who came up with 291 may not have known about organ rejection or believed its like in movies and TV shows where it starts to happen on the operation table.
We only had to dissect a pig's eyeball. I was sick that day and only found out later on that they had dissected something that day. Apparently I was lucky, since a lot of eyeballs apparently squirted liquid at the others when they cut it I a wrong way or applied too much pressure
Not all hair was gone, the eyebrows stayed 🧐😍👍
Imagine the medical possibilities of this anomaly!
Why am I not surprised that the SCP Foundation used this thing to try and make furries?
Perhaps that happened but it wasn't documented? Perhaps Dr bright and Dr clef went in wielding a chainsaw cannon each while bringing in a cat and a class d
This SCP could me a medical dream come true OR a nightmare for the medical world
So what would happen with a dead test subject? Like let's say someone died (not uncommon) but had there brain intact and you slice them up could you then put that brain in a living mammal or human and would they be come back to life?
I love how SCP experiment on human than animals. But this SCP is one that could make the world a better place but nothing to the publik.
dude.. those researchers are crazy
First 30 seconds I’m worried
I HAD A REALLY DEEP DREAMLESS SLEEP
I can just Imageine a dog being like
Can I just be a human again dude
Now we'll see what happens if you combine one of the 05 council with parts from 682
I remember cutting open a frog and it was full of eggs. I can't remember anything else though.
I like that they only use animal subjects after extensive human testing.
This could just be a coincidence, as most things are, though I did just have a dissection on a cow's eyeball not long from now. It wasn't as bad as I expected it to be but difficult to cut through and examine at some parts that we might've destroyed in the process. As a joke, one of us broke the lens on purpose while others didn't find any in theirs and wanted to see what it looked like
this video go from 0 to wtf real fucking quick
They could have made catgirls, but noooo they just had to give a woman puppies. Great job SCP Foundation
"But was disassembled after urinating on a researcher`s shoe"
tbh i would like to see one of the people that are turned into a clock work machine be disassembled in this
This explains why they have so much d-class in stock
A student hid the pig kidney and rotted. Also a group took ink sacks from the squids and had fights with them. Then the girls trauma when they walked into class seeing 30 cats set up for dissection was not a good day.
Splatoon
I don’t know why but this is the first scp i actually found horrifying… jeez
its CREEPY and DISTURBING as hell
This is wow a great SCP, not one from aliens or demons but one most possibly made by humans. The fact you can get out from the inside incase of an emergency or the simplicity of the controls