Exactly. When I’m getting told to essentially not playing everything new because they’re all shit, then that’s where I’m gonna resort to the classics and older consoles where games were made with actual passion and not an ideology
The German describing meaningless American life reminds me of American History X dinner table scene. The father is speaking to his son about what America represents, a meritocracy at its core. He goes on the most reasonable rant of all time but then at the very end of the speech, he hilariously drops the n-bomb. Now the audience is programmed to immediately hate all the reasonable things he had previously stated.
@@amadeusagripino6862 then someone mentions space lazers and everyone has a good laugh forgetting everything said before that. which is the point after all.
@greenflamingoentertainment8613 you guys aren't very smart lol. If you honestly think a genocidal authoritarian system would have ever fulfilled it's promises and not eventually work to serve the upper class then you are just delusional. Lots of great things about modernity along with the bad and so many of your issues with it aren't even modernity issues. "Corporations out of control" lol we had this in the 1800s when it wasn't modern.
Hey Synth just letting you know that Voss was mistranslated at 28:21 He's saying "Nothing is quite so easy to manipulate as a man of weak will." Don't know the context but he's clearly talking about willpower and not about personal insecurities. It's a decent line in German, the translation is wrong and cringe.
@PaulieMcCoy Not sure how that would work. It's an American made game right? The 'local' version of the line is in German. You'd think it was scripted in English and translated into German. Then they probably took the original English version of the line for the subtitles. I don't quite know who to blame here.
@@Wille-zj4xo Commas, Periods, and Capitalization are Crucial. It took Me 3 tries to Read Your Comment. This isn’t a Critique of Your Opinion, as Someone will do that for Me. You need to improve Your Writing and English, which is really easy here on UA-cam.
I hate how some anti-woke people are acting like this game is a masterpiece just because it’s not outrageously woke. As if woke shit is the only thing wrong with modern design.
"Anti-woke" in most cases in 2024 means pro zionism (and nothing else, they are even anti first amendment now) which from all the footage here looks like this game is 1000%
It's important to mention, Machinegames and DICE, as well as most of the swedes in the tech field who develop these games, are all graduates from academies in mark-cis-m. (can't say the actual word because it's on yewdentube's list) People discovered this with the release of Battlefield 1 when /v/ looked into what are the qualifications for the individual dev members. Now you know why in specific Machinegames chose to make Wolfenstein, and why the recent battlefield games are so unbelievably pozzed.
I would also add that not all Swedes are like this the Fatshark isn't that woke same with arrowhead.I think having blacks from bf1 was "fine" They tried been accurate as much as they could but the last campaign was 100% full woke tbh. Good thing bf is not known for their story. But now BF games are trash because they fired the good devs that put effort on gameplay.
Something the Right as a whole is absolutely terrible at is falling for the left's 10 steps forward, 1 step back strategy. Every decade and a half or so they go full power pushing the limits as far as they can go, then eventually the right gathers enough steam to stop them and push them back a tiny bit, and then the right declares a victory. And we all forget about all the ground that the left game that they didn't give back. This game is a perfect example. It's still very woke, and very garbage, but since it is slightly not as bad as they absolute worst, the right declares victory.
Yeah. Most of the right has not been, for the lack of a better world, "black pilled" enough to understand that true victory, now, will only come through total and complete destruction of the enemy. Oh, woke games and movies are failing and the company is promising to do better? Unrelent. I demand that both teams and leadership are fired. Otherwise, they're just biding their time.
@BobExcalibur I'm very aware of that word. It was originally used to describe those who speak the Yiddish dialect because they refused to sign their immigration papers with an X(which was common practice for those immigrants who didn't speak English) because they thought an X was too much like the Cross of Jesus Christ, their rejected Messiah. They signed instead with a Circle and the word became a descriptor of the people themselves. While it had very innocent beginnings, however, as most words that describe vile and repulsive people eventually turn into slurs, the word became an anti-Yiddish slur. But in my opinion, any word that is used to describe a people that vile and repulsive will eventually become an offensive slur. Much like thug or spade became an offensive slur for black Americans, one could call them a rose and, in time, rose will become an offensive slur that roses find derogatory. It's more the content of a peoples character than the words used to identify them that create a negative association, in my experience.
Who even wanted this game to exist? Most of the Gen-X people stopped liking the franchise after the Crystal Skull movie came out. I can't imagine Gen-Z has a high demand for it. They really gotta stop greenlighting these projects.
Me and my buddies were just talking about how mediocre every game is now if not just downright bad. We need more talented people who actually care about games and not whatever politics or ideology they can shove down our throats and blame us when they fail. Thanks for the videos as always Synth.
honest politics could be cool in games but they're not honest. all the messages espoused by devs are superficial and just vehicles for long term goals there was some guy like in 2015 who started a game about a future where those people took over. had a name like long dark or long night or the dark pit of darkness at night. but he received a lot of pushback. it became a GG thing. he was criticizing the protected ones. i think he ultimately aligned with zoe et al but it goes to show how much has been silenced. we don't see most of it because its been silenced and anyone who wants to make that type of game would have to really commit to potentially it becoming a Big Deal or worse. things are so silenced that its treated as a big snowflake thing for people to notice it. impressed that Marvel Rivals has babes though. things are better now than they were before but i don't know if they can ever be free again
Politics in games can be fun if they're done right, Suzerain for example is a game that's literally just about politics, you become the president of a struggling country and can reform the country into a true democracy, make it into a fascist dictatorship, a communist utopia, or you can be a boring centrist, or do anything in-between. It is a genuenly fun game. However that game is purely about politics and ideology, which is why it works. It also never chastises player for picking the "wrong" ideology as every character has their own opinions regarding your choices, some are commies, some are fascists, some believe in democracy, etc. which is a good choice, hell your best friend and vice president is a pure centrist and he'll follow you to the end no matter what you pick. However, the reason why Suzerain works and other games don't is for one singular reason, other games have politics and ideology as an undertone (propaganda) while Suzerain has it as the main focus, and with it fully allowing you to take it in whatever direction you want you can make the game as friendly or offensive as you want, which is vastly superior than just having leftist woke LGBTQ propaganda shit in your face.
I've come to realise modern gamers, by and large, have no standards of their own. They'll play whatever slop they are told to like. They'll hate on whatever slop they are told to hate. Regardless of public perception it's still mostly slop. If not for replaying old games, and the handful of decent games that come out a year, I'd be done with this hobby. You're better off reading books.
"They'll play whatever slop they are told to like. They'll hate on whatever slop they are told to hate.", funny, cause you just wrote it under a video telling you what to hate, it's exactly the same sheep mentality, the difference is - the first group most likely played the game and liked it for some reasons, the second group are mostly just sad people aping opinions of their favourite gaming-is-dead-content creator, they didn't play the game and didn't even wanted to, cause they're too busy with doomscrolling, instead of playing the god damn game and make their own, unbiased opinion. Got a friend like that, recently, when Silent Hill 2 remake came out, she was hating the game, cause some UA-camr were hating on it, but suddenly - one of her favourite UA-camr made a video and told her the game is actually good, she instantly changed "her opinion", bought the game, played it and loved it xD I bet you and 99% of commenters here are exactly like her, you wouldn't need to watch videos like these if you actually had standards (other than "those were the days"), you're just a sheep, but on the other side of the fence.
Funny how that desert black flagged group suddenly got their PR rehabilitated into moderate rebels and now everyone's cool with them like 2011 never happened.
@@sanji1259 I have always been sympathetic to Germans, you got the shaft twice and it was never your fault. But your energy duckery cannot be excused! This hour between 17-18 CET we are paying almost €0.70 per kilowatt here in southern Sweden. We produce more than twice the power we consume but no Swedish citizen outside of Lappland benefits. Instead we feed Denmark, Finland, the Baltics and Germany for their insane energy politics. And the only sane country of those is Finland, they at least tries to build a new nuclear power plant while everyone else fiddles their thumbs and we in the southern Sweden have to pay for it. Same hour in Lappland the kilowatt price is 0,17 SEK = €0,017🤦♂
Too many people on our side of the fence are praising this game. It looks like shit to me. Some people are going so far to compare it to the RoboCop game. The RoboCop game is awesome. This looks like shit.
They are not on our side, they have no side.... They are real grifters and bandwagoners, showing their real face now, always going with whatever is trendy.
This game is okay-ish(so far)like a 6/10 depending on what you enjoy in a game. if you're a super fan of Indiana Jones (I'm not)probably add a point or two to that score. There's very little gameplay and it starts off interesting enough (the jungle) but then you're running around 1930's fascist Italy which isn't very exciting. I'm a few hours in and it's just mediocre. It's hard to find a lot of words to describe something boring. Griffin gamings review is accurate and no I'm not a Sony fan at all so don't call me that lol
Yup, because they introduced indiana jones to a moderate audience because I recently watched the movies. That helped my experience with the game. I had a good time with it
Also, as someone who is fascinated by the Nephilim and has studied the Word for a few years now this game is a huge slap in the face to anyone who has studied the theology. The "wokeness" may not be the typical racial or gender progressivism we are used to seeing but instead a covert attack on Scripture.
@Funeral_Tango False. Taken from the Enhanced Strong’s Dictionary: נְפִיל nep̱îyl; or נְפִל nphil; from 5307; properly, a feller, i.e. a bully or tyrant: - giant. AV (3) - giant 3; giants, the Nephilim Yes they were indeed Fallen Angels but to state their namesake directly translates to that is incorrect.
As I said under Puar's upload, as a minority myself, a German with blonde hair and blue eyes, I am deeply saddened how my people are portrait in this slop.
"Nothing is as easy to manipulate as an insecure male." You know, if it had been, "insecure MAN," then this line would have been fine, but awkwardly using _male_ instead was basically some wokester on the writing team poking her head in to give a wave.
To me that line its a self report from the writers, that they admit they are manipulators and subversionists despite constantly gaslighting its not the case
@@charlie1234500 of all time or nes? If all time it'd probably be monster hunter tri/3u, resident evil 1R or 4, and maybe a classic rpg like fonv, ffx/ffvi, or oblivion.
@@davidfrancisco3502 realism and grounded visuals are fine if you do them right, modern games do not do them right though. :( I like grounded visuals, but no games are doing it right anymore. I think half life 2 would be a good example of realistic visuals done right, but then again It’s not too grounded. I don’t know where I’m going with this, I think they can be done right, but nobody does it right anymore.
@@robertdean925 RDR2 has a great story but absolutely shit gameplay, it's such a slow and boring game, looting alone is a great example, in other games looting an encampment would take maybe a minute max, but in RDR2 you spend like a solid 5 minutes just looting. Basically any task you do in just about any other game takes several times longer for the sake of "realism", yet they give us horse testicles that shrivle in the cold but no horse vag-jay-jay
Almost everyone celebrated the Raiders/Idol sequence in the game ... which is a dull and worse looking 1:1 copy of the movie scene. People get excited about THIS? Seriously?
No, bots are made to convince you to buy the game. It's an NPC test. Even if they are real people they aren't worth interacting with as they don't have any free will of their own.
Star Wars has been doing key-jangling for all their Disney+ shows and it’s worked, so I’m not surprised. Honestly, just the idea of it in a vacuum makes me think like it’ll be a bland game. You have to ape something positive, 1:1 from the original? Are you not confident on making an original opening to sell people on? MAYBE if there was context like this game happened right after the 1st movie, or it was a truncated re-telling to another character or something that happened in that scene specifically was relevant to the present, maybe it would be justified. But you’d have to pull it off really well, but it’s hard not to see it as anything but team that isn’t confident to create something on their own or that they think it’s the only way they could get people hooked.
@5liter The difference between James Bond and Indiana Jones is that Bond isn't just one known face, while Harrison Ford is literally the face of Indiana Jones
@@pikminologueraisin2139 If you're in first-person, it's like you're just looking through your own eyes. Third-person distinguishes you from the character, and I think makes you feel more like you're playing as Indiana/Ford than first-person.
It's funny to see people shilling this 5/10 game as if it were a 7 or 8. Even if this game has no woke stuff in it (doubt it), it is one of the most mediocre and bland-looking game.
it definitely does have that. just not in a way you'd notice it you weren't aware. one thing that comes to mind is how he refers to the enemies as a singular group that the developers def have a problem with. the way they talk about those people is just not the same way people used to talk about them and it is hyper focused because any other groups indy criticizes might align with the devs. there are also low effort aspects which i think are an aspect of how they think. like how they think all of history started in 2016 with one blip in the 1940s before that. there isn't much dialog that seems period appropriate. One that comes to mind is indy saying "you good?" Maybe that was in use back then but there's nothing about the dialogue that suggests they did any research into how people used to be. when u listen to an interview with a WWII vet youll notice things that just stand out because they speak differently. all dialog sounds modern
😂 this is it to a T! The game part is very boring. I don't care about the story. Barker did a good job of imitating younger Harrison Ford. Ya the gameplay of wolfenstien was more interesting
Yes, it looks like it was designed as a VR game. The revolver reloading or twisting keys to open doors, for instance, are exactly the kind of thing you'd see in VR.
Indiana Jones was actually supposed to be killed in the Dial of Destiny and be replaced with Phoebe Waller-Bridge's girlboss character, but it was so bad that all the critics at the test screening said "no" and the ending was replaced. At least that's what I've heard going around online.
@@theroadtosunrise It's shill, exaggeration about something that is below average is full shill Go play gta 4, back ops1 and 2, far cry 3, mafia2, red dead 1,2, and see the animations and gameplay then come here and say it's a good game
@@Ash71452 I have never played any of those. I am not a GTA or COD guy. I like Nintendo and PlayStation stuff. Mario, Stellar Blade, Xenoblade, Spider Man, Astro Bot, Gravity Rush. Sorry, but I can’t relate to your comment, sir. My first comment was about how we seem to almost dehumanise anyone who maybe take a liking to something others aren’t as enthusiastic about.
Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull (2008) being a financial success despite having the lowest critic scores in the series, proved how long "modern audiences" have been accustomed to slop. Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny (2023) being a financial flop despite having many positive critic reviews, proved how much shilling "modern critics" will do for slop. This game's entire existence pretty much proves how modern media is deliberately developed and produced for "modern critics" and "modern audiences".
Brother, people just like what they like and dont like what they dont like. People liked crystal skull, they thought the movie was entertaining to watch and they liked it. There was some aspects in the movie I found weird, but I liked the movie. And I'm not gonna pretend like it's a masterpiece or even a great movie, but I liked it and I refuse to be ashamed of that. There are great songs I don't like and there are objectively bad songs that I happen to like. Because it's all about taste. I thought it gave a great ending to Indy and Marion's relationship, although Dial of Destiny butchered it for absolutely zero reason, and I will never forgive them for it.
@@yihadistxdl951 Yeah bro you can like shit, you can eat shit, and people will rightfully criticise you for partaking in it. It’s not that hard to understand.
The day that gender confused thing told me it was made for a "modern audience" I didn't buy this waste of a game. I love Xbox and its my favorite console, but this isn't a W for them no matter how many people will shill for it lol. Also the fact that it takes multiple shots to the head to kill one bad guy is just..... wow
A strange thing overlooked when making shooters 'realistic' is that after being shot center mass, the enemies keep fighting. Writhing around in pain or running in fear is what people really do. One-shot enemies seems bad on the face of it, but limiting ammo and increasing enemy spawns alleviates that. It's just always been really weird to me, high-grade body armor notwithstanding.
Shills only defend the slop because that slop agrees with their political views. Thats why they will literally shill for corpos that couldn't care less about them.
Can’t believe the devs literally said “Indy doesn’t use guns” and they made them purposefully garbage in this. So sick and tired of these modern devs adapting these characters and ruining them for their own political fanookotry.
I mean….. yeah indy doesn’t use guns often at all. He used his gun maybe twice in raiders, once in the last crusade and the beginning temple of doom, and I can’t remember if he shoots anyone in crystal skull. He’s an archaeologist, not a gunslinger. I’ve also seen that same quote and I swear they started or ended it with a, “for the most part”.
I actually think that's a cool gameplay mechanic. Indiana is not a soldier despite all of his daring do. He'll use guns sure but it's not like he has a rig or capability to be lugging that shit around. The problem is in the execution of this idea especially with the stealth being as bad as it is. Picking up an SMG should be a "last resort" thing but it seems the game wants to force that on you as the primary mechanic lest you go through the shit stealth.
Absolutely agree. Bioshock from 2007 has more fleshed out game mechanics than a 2024 AAA game. It's baffling why the developers ignored the Uncharted/Tomb Raider model, which was literally inspired by Indiana Jones, and opted for a low grade Wolfenstein copy instead. There's nothing wrong with copying a formula that works.
i find the first person stuff jarring. looked better in Bioshock. Dishonored made me realize how good melee combat could look. It looks like an afterthought in the Great Gape. looks like default melee in an FPS
@@davidfrancisco3502 Okay but the game was a blast to play. I never saw it as a serious take on libertarianism. It was more of a cartoonish dystopian backdrop.
the fact that they wasted their time developing this and didn't cancelled it after the huge box office bomb of last years Indiana Jones movie is such a weird move nobody asked for a new Indiana Jones movie and nobody asked for a game as well
And no one asked for a game in the style of the Wolfenstein games. Not the good Wolfenstein games, the bad ones. Fans rather would have had something similar to Uncharted or Tomb Raider like the old games Emperors Tomb, Infernal Machine and Staff of Kings, or a point and click Adventure game in the style of Fate of Atlantis.
In T rated games, headshots aren't allowed to be encouraged. It was jarring to learn this way back with Mercenaries on PS2 (coincidentally a Lucas Arts game)
TELL ME YOU HAVENT PLAYED THE GAME WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU HAVENT PLAYED, the game isn’t even mainly fps focused. Maybe research the game before misleading people to thinking this is just “another shooter”
@@jebreggie4225 FPS: First Person Stealth 😀 Although AI is half-broken and sometimes can't see you (or your companion) from 1 meter so stealth is also sh.. t
21:09 As someone who knows a bit about aircraft, and about biplanes in particular, this scene basically says fuck reality and all laws of physics and it made me cringe so goddamn much. For those of you who don't know, the reason why biplanes have two wings is because it was necessary for the time as single engines weren't powerful enough for most small aircraft, the additional wing generates double the lift but also doubles the drag, resulting in a slow plane which has just barely enough speed and engine power to keep it flying, which also means that you need a decently sized runway to achieve take-off. In conclusion, the plane in the scene would've immediately nose-dived off of the roof and into the ground even at full engine power.
Are you looking for realism in an Indiana Jones game? Uncharted and Tomb Raider are completely off the charts as well at times. Just embrace the goofiness and fun.
@@gregmeyer1805 Indiana Jones wasn't so unrealistic in the first three films, the concepts they explored were fairly grounded and had specific rules that they all followed. It was really around the fourth film, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, where Indy skyrocketed into the most absurd of set-pieces with no logical coherence, such as when he survived an atomic bomb being dropped nearby by taking cover inside of a fridge made out of lead while also managing to get out of it unharmed despite it having been sent flying and tumbling down the road by the blast for miles. There used to be reason and coherence in Indiana Jones and even Uncharted and Tomb Raider to certain extents. This game in particular is not that. They might as well have Indy use "noclip" and "godmode" cheats in-game and then have him defeat the villain in a cutscene using the "kill" console command with how insanely goofy, completely unrealistic and way over the top this is.
@@yihadistxdl951 you know what I'm complaining about. lara croft and black window never POOPED ON men and said they're better than them and constantly berated them. maybe modern incarnations of the characters do but they never used to. it's a trend that needs to end. i have no problem with strong female characters, they're in anime all the time, it's when you make the character go out of their way to push radical feminist ideals against men.
@@minuteworld7027 oh absolutely. but thats my point exactly. i mean yes i know what kind of girlboss characters you were talking about of course but my point is that the concept of a strong female character or a leader badass female character was never an issue, the quality of writing was. any character that tries to push modern extremist social politics on the player/viewer is a result of terrible writing, self-inserts and using the game/movie/series as a tool to push an agenda instead of a piece of entertainment. youre absolutely right that trend needs to end asap. i would also like to say that ironically enough that an actual strong female leader character does none of the things that these activists write them to do. a true leader does not discriminate and a strong person has no need to resort to childish namecalling and misandry in order to show their strength. its funny that their strong female girlboss characters end up being the most feeble and weak-minded loser individuals ever witnessed in any piece of media
You guys are pathetic😂😂. "Bro this review agrees with me so it must be honest" Nothing but rage-bait biting narcissists here. Also Confederate? Losers country
@@theonewhogetsshot-v7k lol no they do not "get reviewed like shit". The sucked hellblade 2s dick. Barely any microsoft games have even come out for me to remember any more significant ones. Oh right starfirld, which also wasnt reviewed like shit by access media. Stop fanboying, all 3 big gaming companies are terrible. Even Valve isnt innocent (SBI partnership everyone loves to forget)
And people will call us crazy for trying to speculate on the reasons why things are the way they are and why games are being basically invaded by tourists and subverters
And “certain” people used “Literally Fascism” for everything they didn’t like even back then to where there’s a quote of George Orwell writing about how overused it is
This is factually untrue. Plenty of people hated fascism, and JEWS (you’re not slick) had _plenty_ of reasons to _hate_ fascism! ”The international banking class” absolutely did _not,_ though; fascism was an absolute _boon_ for them…
Well, you can't really say that the Devs didn't forewarn us that this game would be mediocre slop...after all, they did say it was being "made for a modern audience."
Who the heck is that anyway? He briefly popped up in my recommended feed, so I listened to him whining about something for about 5 seconds, then closed it and hit "don't recommend channel."
@@mrshmuga9 I feel like an asshole but he shared all this shit 🤷♂️. Tl:dr, druggie who got cucked by his own brother and who makes fanboy videos shitting on mostly Sony players while defending Xbox for some reason even though he’s a pc player. He used to be a more of a commie too from what I remember but now is more on the trump side of things.
You guys remember that soy Vice video on Wolfenstein 2 and how “that’s pissing off the alt-right”? The writing was on the wall of how Machine Games and Bethesda became ultra soy and toucan pilled
Better play Lego Indiana Jones The Original Adventures than this. It’s actually good and fun Indy game. Oh and you can actually use the whip just like you said: disarm and steal enemy’s weapon or just pick up items.
I used to play video games with my dad. GoldenEye, MGS, silent hill, Ico, tomb raider. Loved this time of year because of all the good movies and games were that were coming out, along with him usually taking an end of the year vacation so we got to spend more time together playing and going to the theater. I can't replicate this feeling with my kids however. It's all gone so downhill. Really is a shame. The old games and movies still exist, but there is nothing like waiting in anticipation for LOTR to hit theaters and the excitement that generated.
That may be, but re-living the classics and watching your kids get joy from them the way you used to are things totally worth doing. It shows how timeless great works of entertainment can truly be.
@@stlawstlaw7585 maybe they just liked the fucking game bro. let people enjoy what they enjoy. its not always about woke and anti-woke. for most people it isnt. people just want fun games they can enjoy. it really is that simple
In one way that's a valid response - because we're at a point in gaming where you can safely bet the answer is yes and not even bother asking - but of course in the case of Gmanlives we know he's giving that answer because he sold out and doesn't respect his viewers enough to do anything more than coast along and do the most surface level review possible.
KCD2 will hopefully be an actually based game, it will even have diversity, Czechs, Germans, Italians, Poles etc. the good ol' European diversity. The true diversity.
I'm tired of normies making garbage games popular and giving them all the praise they dont even deserve to begin with,I'm especially tired of hypocrites shitting on a game months prior to release then shilling it all of a sudden on its release
@DJPUPPETMASTER-RESURRECTED- genuinely don't understand this comment, how the hell do you expect the game industry to survive and NOT appeal to normies? seems like most of you are just constantly angry at the current thing with no clear solution in mind
@brianparrott9997 How? Explain your point instead of making a blanket statement about someone you don’t know. Fact: If someone is wearing SJW propaganda on a game studio's logo-in an industry where games are consistently being ruined by SJW propaganda-and it’s in a sponsored video by that studio about a specific game, it likely means, drumroll please... The game is woke trash If making obvious observations makes you immature, you must be mature.
People will say “just don’t play it then” as if this isn’t the entire triple A gaming market right now
Exactly. When I’m getting told to essentially not playing everything new because they’re all shit, then that’s where I’m gonna resort to the classics and older consoles where games were made with actual passion and not an ideology
that's the laziest and least intelligent retort to any kind of critique
lol for real. Triple A games are gonna go the way of the dodo
@@michaelsantana5761 and on the other side you got the "triple A is dead dude, indies are the future bro" bundles of sticks slop-lover crowd.
ironicly they said don't play when most of them cant even play it due to ludricrous amount of spec requirement.
"We are going to die here!"
"I doubt it."
"What do you mean?"
"The doors are made of wood."
Oh, you never heard of fireproofed wooden doors?!!?
Huh, almost like some other famous wooden doors.🫠
But is the chimney in the front yard instead of on the roof?
@@joepetto9488ay tone why are the chimneys separate from the chambers?
Holo what?
The German describing meaningless American life reminds me of American History X dinner table scene. The father is speaking to his son about what America represents, a meritocracy at its core. He goes on the most reasonable rant of all time but then at the very end of the speech, he hilariously drops the n-bomb. Now the audience is programmed to immediately hate all the reasonable things he had previously stated.
You put in better words what i say about the polítics 😂😂
Soytheticman is trying to earn some centrist points by saying that Trump is not a líder 😂 😂 absolut clown statement, SAD!!!
@@calypsohe doesn't think Trump genuinely loves the White race or his country more than isntrael.
It's a really pathetic and scummy way of making certain political positions look bad, and unfortunately it works on people.
@@calypsotrump is totally cucked now. he is not the guy he was in 2016
The ADL will be notified of your intolerance synth
They are probably subbed to him with notifications on
@@SuiteLifeofDioBrando No doubt😂
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I'm told that synthetic man is secretly Jewish that's why he lasted that long on UA-cam. Is this true????????????????????? 🤔
My favourite part is when Indiana Jones discovered the USS Liberty north of the Sinai Peninsula.
And then he fights the Dancing Israelis
''I was there'' - Brian Williams
Indiana Jones and the Lavon Affair
@@amadeusagripino6862 then someone mentions space lazers and everyone has a good laugh forgetting everything said before that.
which is the point after all.
😂😂
'You vill eat ze bugs, live in ze pod and play sIop.'
You vill wear ze cage, you vill prep ze bvll and you vill be happy
bawgs is better
NEIN NEIN NEEEIN NEEEIN!!!
The entire time I'm like "Oh he's fighting all the bad guys that would have prevented modernity."
@greenflamingoentertainment8613 you guys aren't very smart lol. If you honestly think a genocidal authoritarian system would have ever fulfilled it's promises and not eventually work to serve the upper class then you are just delusional. Lots of great things about modernity along with the bad and so many of your issues with it aren't even modernity issues. "Corporations out of control" lol we had this in the 1800s when it wasn't modern.
Hey Synth just letting you know that Voss was mistranslated at 28:21
He's saying "Nothing is quite so easy to manipulate as a man of weak will."
Don't know the context but he's clearly talking about willpower and not about personal insecurities. It's a decent line in German, the translation is wrong and cringe.
"Localizers" strike again?
@PaulieMcCoy Not sure how that would work. It's an American made game right? The 'local' version of the line is in German. You'd think it was scripted in English and translated into German. Then they probably took the original English version of the line for the subtitles.
I don't quite know who to blame here.
@@SchwarzerHaufenIt was made by a swedish studio under an american publisher and parent company.
I had my suspicions about this line, so thanks for confirming. The progressive disease is so bad that not even basic translations are reliable.
Someone check the other non German translations and see if the same thing happens.
facist #1 goes flying from a hit and facist #2 runs at you with a loaded pistol and tries to melee you
Dawg you can literally pick the ai setting for the guns if you want them to instantly shot you pick the hardest one
@@Wille-zj4xo "Dawg" 🐒🐒🐒
@@Wille-zj4xo quiet now
@@Wille-zj4xo Commas, Periods, and Capitalization are Crucial. It took Me 3 tries to Read Your Comment. This isn’t a Critique of Your Opinion, as Someone will do that for Me. You need to improve Your Writing and English, which is really easy here on UA-cam.
Just as dumb as the movies
I hate how some anti-woke people are acting like this game is a masterpiece just because it’s not outrageously woke. As if woke shit is the only thing wrong with modern design.
"Anti-woke" in most cases in 2024 means pro zionism (and nothing else, they are even anti first amendment now) which from all the footage here looks like this game is 1000%
Yeah Im here to bash wokies as much as the next guy, but just because a game isn't woke (or woke enough) doesn't make the game good.
its woke, at first i thought it wasnt but there is a les in the game,etc
I think those people are woke who put a mask of anti-woke
@@jbbrolic Yep, I mean Ben Shapiro is 'anti-woke'. No thanks.
It's important to mention, Machinegames and DICE, as well as most of the swedes in the tech field who develop these games, are all graduates from academies in mark-cis-m. (can't say the actual word because it's on yewdentube's list)
People discovered this with the release of Battlefield 1 when /v/ looked into what are the qualifications for the individual dev members.
Now you know why in specific Machinegames chose to make Wolfenstein, and why the recent battlefield games are so unbelievably pozzed.
Glad someone else knows this. Thanks for spreading the word!
Bf1 was truly the last good game but never understood why so many blacks on both sides of the war
Yewdentube 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣holy based
I would also add that not all Swedes are like this the Fatshark isn't that woke same with arrowhead.I think having blacks from bf1 was "fine" They tried been accurate as much as they could but the last campaign was 100% full woke tbh. Good thing bf is not known for their story. But now BF games are trash because they fired the good devs that put effort on gameplay.
@juanrollel3693
okay *Juan.*
You get what you tolerate
Trans toddler
Don't blame me
I'm not tolerating
bot
@@George_the_gun_walker yes you are
If that were completely true, the general internet would know the full depths of your lolicon discord.
Something the Right as a whole is absolutely terrible at is falling for the left's 10 steps forward, 1 step back strategy. Every decade and a half or so they go full power pushing the limits as far as they can go, then eventually the right gathers enough steam to stop them and push them back a tiny bit, and then the right declares a victory. And we all forget about all the ground that the left game that they didn't give back. This game is a perfect example. It's still very woke, and very garbage, but since it is slightly not as bad as they absolute worst, the right declares victory.
it's so sad.
Super underrated comment.
literally how was this game woke?
Yeah. Most of the right has not been, for the lack of a better world, "black pilled" enough to understand that true victory, now, will only come through total and complete destruction of the enemy. Oh, woke games and movies are failing and the company is promising to do better? Unrelent. I demand that both teams and leadership are fired. Otherwise, they're just biding their time.
Kiss me molly 😘
Last time I was this early, everybody knew what a woman is.
Trans women are women. Deal with it .
A woman is a creature with seven holes
Ice cold.
Lol
Birthing person?
Time for the troon/twitter brigade DEFENSIVE POSITIONS SYNTHCELLS
xitter 'roons are helpess though besides botting the likes again
If Synth is triggering them with every video then he is doing God’s work.
We already won, the game's flopped. This is just cleanup.
Didn't they all move to Bluesky?
@@Hoarselycryacting like Synth is a well known creator. This is chewing gum under the desk level of UA-cam he’s in.
Its called "the great circle" because it has no "edge"es. Also not at all straight
Criminally underrated
@@punishedmatteson7108 Do you know what the yiddish word for Circle is?
@BobExcalibur I'm very aware of that word. It was originally used to describe those who speak the Yiddish dialect because they refused to sign their immigration papers with an X(which was common practice for those immigrants who didn't speak English) because they thought an X was too much like the Cross of Jesus Christ, their rejected Messiah. They signed instead with a Circle and the word became a descriptor of the people themselves. While it had very innocent beginnings, however, as most words that describe vile and repulsive people eventually turn into slurs, the word became an anti-Yiddish slur. But in my opinion, any word that is used to describe a people that vile and repulsive will eventually become an offensive slur. Much like thug or spade became an offensive slur for black Americans, one could call them a rose and, in time, rose will become an offensive slur that roses find derogatory. It's more the content of a peoples character than the words used to identify them that create a negative association, in my experience.
Who even wanted this game to exist? Most of the Gen-X people stopped liking the franchise after the Crystal Skull movie came out. I can't imagine Gen-Z has a high demand for it. They really gotta stop greenlighting these projects.
us millennials love Indiana Jones, but its' like you said, I stopped caring after Crystal Skull nonsense
@RouteCanal I like crystal skull alright but Dial of Destiny was my breaking point
Me
Reddit millennials
@@guilhermehank4938 Same on CS, but I'll never watch DoD.
Me and my buddies were just talking about how mediocre every game is now if not just downright bad. We need more talented people who actually care about games and not whatever politics or ideology they can shove down our throats and blame us when they fail. Thanks for the videos as always Synth.
honest politics could be cool in games but they're not honest. all the messages espoused by devs are superficial and just vehicles for long term goals
there was some guy like in 2015 who started a game about a future where those people took over. had a name like long dark or long night or the dark pit of darkness at night.
but he received a lot of pushback. it became a GG thing. he was criticizing the protected ones.
i think he ultimately aligned with zoe et al but it goes to show how much has been silenced. we don't see most of it because its been silenced and anyone who wants to make that type of game would have to really commit to potentially it becoming a Big Deal or worse.
things are so silenced that its treated as a big snowflake thing for people to notice it.
impressed that Marvel Rivals has babes though. things are better now than they were before but i don't know if they can ever be free again
yeah, modern gmaes are slop, i just play old games now.
The reason is gaming companies have too many wahmenz, and token hires
Politics in games can be fun if they're done right, Suzerain for example is a game that's literally just about politics, you become the president of a struggling country and can reform the country into a true democracy, make it into a fascist dictatorship, a communist utopia, or you can be a boring centrist, or do anything in-between. It is a genuenly fun game. However that game is purely about politics and ideology, which is why it works. It also never chastises player for picking the "wrong" ideology as every character has their own opinions regarding your choices, some are commies, some are fascists, some believe in democracy, etc. which is a good choice, hell your best friend and vice president is a pure centrist and he'll follow you to the end no matter what you pick.
However, the reason why Suzerain works and other games don't is for one singular reason, other games have politics and ideology as an undertone (propaganda) while Suzerain has it as the main focus, and with it fully allowing you to take it in whatever direction you want you can make the game as friendly or offensive as you want, which is vastly superior than just having leftist woke LGBTQ propaganda shit in your face.
@@Valentin_126But you guys got mad at a bethseda dev for making rainbow color logo of the company something is wrong with these people.
Incoming redditors about to say how they LOVE the bare minimum and the current thing.
lol.
Horrible take
"I don't like when games are too demanding or hard, my wife doesn't allow me enough time to play them!"
Also critical drinker, for some reason
Bro it can’t be a bad game, you need a $1200 gpu to run it!
I've come to realise modern gamers, by and large, have no standards of their own. They'll play whatever slop they are told to like. They'll hate on whatever slop they are told to hate. Regardless of public perception it's still mostly slop. If not for replaying old games, and the handful of decent games that come out a year, I'd be done with this hobby. You're better off reading books.
if they dont show anything good in the game awards, i am done with AAA.
You have to remember what the "demographics" of modern gamers are. (i.e. Not human)
"They'll play whatever slop they are told to like. They'll hate on whatever slop they are told to hate.", funny, cause you just wrote it under a video telling you what to hate, it's exactly the same sheep mentality, the difference is - the first group most likely played the game and liked it for some reasons, the second group are mostly just sad people aping opinions of their favourite gaming-is-dead-content creator, they didn't play the game and didn't even wanted to, cause they're too busy with doomscrolling, instead of playing the god damn game and make their own, unbiased opinion.
Got a friend like that, recently, when Silent Hill 2 remake came out, she was hating the game, cause some UA-camr were hating on it, but suddenly - one of her favourite UA-camr made a video and told her the game is actually good, she instantly changed "her opinion", bought the game, played it and loved it xD I bet you and 99% of commenters here are exactly like her, you wouldn't need to watch videos like these if you actually had standards (other than "those were the days"), you're just a sheep, but on the other side of the fence.
@@RecenzjeHorrorowPrzemcio >my friend is a sheep ergo you all are sheep
>I have now won the argument
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@@LumosX gz, you just missed my entire comment point, exactly as expected from people watching this kind of content, I won't say I'm surprised xD
I dont see how people love this game. It's just generic. It's not bad or good. Just generic. It's so generic it shouldn't even exist.
me too. i haven't played it firsthand so maybe synthler's playthrough influenced me too much because what i saw does not match up with what people say
nostalgiafaqs
People are so used to dogshit games like Concord they think this one is good... same with Wukong...
Normies just like movie games
Try playing it. It's not even a movie game, people who say that have no idea what theyre talking about
talk about dehumanize their enemies by just calling them "fascist". I was told islamic terrorist had a heart inside their body as well, from lefties.
More likely you were told islamic *nonterrorists* have a heart. That, or you were talking to a Hasan stan.
Funny how that desert black flagged group suddenly got their PR rehabilitated into moderate rebels and now everyone's cool with them like 2011 never happened.
In Germany, last Year, you've been called n4zis, if you said we should keep our nuclear power plants. For real
@@sanji1259 Also for not getting vaxxed and for wanting to heat your home for an affordable price in winter.
@@sanji1259 I have always been sympathetic to Germans, you got the shaft twice and it was never your fault. But your energy duckery cannot be excused! This hour between 17-18 CET we are paying almost €0.70 per kilowatt here in southern Sweden. We produce more than twice the power we consume but no Swedish citizen outside of Lappland benefits. Instead we feed Denmark, Finland, the Baltics and Germany for their insane energy politics. And the only sane country of those is Finland, they at least tries to build a new nuclear power plant while everyone else fiddles their thumbs and we in the southern Sweden have to pay for it. Same hour in Lappland the kilowatt price is 0,17 SEK = €0,017🤦♂
It blows my mind that this boring ass slop is being praised by normies
How does it blow your mind? 30 million people watch eastenders every year, masses love mediocrity. Thats why junk food exists
It really shouldn't surprise you. The bar is always going lower.
@@-pressxtostart-mediocre yes. but this is a below average walking sim with "puzzles" that are so easy even a lobotomite could breeze through them.
Normies buy fifa and cod every year. At least this is something different
People have 🐑 mentality that's why
Too many people on our side of the fence are praising this game. It looks like shit to me. Some people are going so far to compare it to the RoboCop game. The RoboCop game is awesome. This looks like shit.
They are not on our side, they have no side.... They are real grifters and bandwagoners, showing their real face now, always going with whatever is trendy.
Robocop deserved better it sold way less than i expected. I guess normies hate good games made by talented devs.
This is just modern AAA slop. Anyone claiming otherwise is on copium.
This game is okay-ish(so far)like a 6/10 depending on what you enjoy in a game. if you're a super fan of Indiana Jones (I'm not)probably add a point or two to that score.
There's very little gameplay and it starts off interesting enough (the jungle) but then you're running around 1930's fascist Italy which isn't very exciting. I'm a few hours in and it's just mediocre. It's hard to find a lot of words to describe something boring. Griffin gamings review is accurate and no I'm not a Sony fan at all so don't call me that lol
They’re not on your side of the fence.
They’re anti-White and are okay with cultural and demographic White-erasure
The slop thickens synth
indubitably
@@sirleeproductions 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Truly a game for the "modern audience"
Have you actually played it?
@@5literNot worth it.
Yup, because they introduced indiana jones to a moderate audience because I recently watched the movies. That helped my experience with the game. I had a good time with it
@@5liter Why would anyone?
@@blakeprater687me to man, these people in this comment section are idiots
Also, as someone who is fascinated by the Nephilim and has studied the Word for a few years now this game is a huge slap in the face to anyone who has studied the theology. The "wokeness" may not be the typical racial or gender progressivism we are used to seeing but instead a covert attack on Scripture.
Not so covert.
@Funeral_Tango False.
Taken from the Enhanced Strong’s Dictionary:
נְפִיל nep̱îyl; or נְפִל nphil; from 5307; properly, a feller, i.e. a bully or tyrant: - giant.
AV (3) - giant 3;
giants, the Nephilim
Yes they were indeed Fallen Angels but to state their namesake directly translates to that is incorrect.
"the Word" lol come on man
Nephilims are fake dude
But the Story of that book is Interesting
The idea that Noah needed a teleportation magic circle to collect animals is pretty funny. Like God can just make them get in the boat LOL
But GmanLives told me the game was awesome!
GmanShills
And Skill Up strongly recommended it.
Because it is.
Gman is a casual gamer his opinion is irrelevant
Gman shi ...ll as Actman
As I said under Puar's upload, as a minority myself, a German with blonde hair and blue eyes, I am deeply saddened how my people are portrait in this slop.
Voss and Choo Choo guy are the only fun characters in the entire game
Swiss here. Also Blonde and Blue eyes and i stand with what the German said!
German from Bavaria here. Absolutely agree.
Not german (well, mix of different nordic types for the most part) but as a american i concur.
Blue eyed Anglo Saxon checking in to agree
This was definitely the sleeper hit of the year. while watching your streams the game was putting me to sleep and I had to hit myself to stay awake.
actually yeah, these are the only recent streams I skipped. And I've even endured Stalker ones
"Nothing is as easy to manipulate as an insecure male."
You know, if it had been, "insecure MAN," then this line would have been fine, but awkwardly using _male_ instead was basically some wokester on the writing team poking her head in to give a wave.
>her
To me that line its a self report from the writers, that they admit they are manipulators and subversionists despite constantly gaslighting its not the case
yeah its like when people say female or male to refer to this stuff. its so cringe
females being known as secure, across the ages.
I was shocked they didn`t answer with some reddit line like "this, so much this my dude, incels are the worst!".
Also, hi! Nice to see you here :D
You're going to play your slop and you are going to like it.
Name top 3 of your favorite games right now
No
@@charlie1234500
1. Rainbow Six 3 Ravenshield.
2. Far Cry 2
3. SWAT 4
@@charlie1234500 of all time or nes? If all time it'd probably be monster hunter tri/3u, resident evil 1R or 4, and maybe a classic rpg like fonv, ffx/ffvi, or oblivion.
@@latinaparfait fake list. where are the baby games
Idk..the art direction sucks, it's just bland to look at, like Starfield...there's no stylization to much of anything anymore
You must be high
Realism and groundedness killed artstyle
@@davidfrancisco3502 realism and grounded visuals are fine if you do them right, modern games do not do them right though. :( I like grounded visuals, but no games are doing it right anymore. I think half life 2 would be a good example of realistic visuals done right, but then again It’s not too grounded.
I don’t know where I’m going with this, I think they can be done right, but nobody does it right anymore.
@@davidfrancisco3502 that doesn’t even make sense. Realism isn’t an art style? What did you want it to look like?
@@SSS333-AAA The pursuit Of "realism" in gaming has made everything to look the same homogenous grey slop.
They forgot to put a game in this movie.
😂
The rdr2 special
@@bocadog3rdr 2 was good though 😂😂
@@robertdean925 nah. Shitty movie role playing as a game. Unreal graphics in some areas tho
@@robertdean925 RDR2 has a great story but absolutely shit gameplay, it's such a slow and boring game, looting alone is a great example, in other games looting an encampment would take maybe a minute max, but in RDR2 you spend like a solid 5 minutes just looting. Basically any task you do in just about any other game takes several times longer for the sake of "realism", yet they give us horse testicles that shrivle in the cold but no horse vag-jay-jay
Fun fact: Evil mustache man's favorite cartoon animation was Disney's 'Snow White'.
The witch is jew-coded.
Ofc, it's a german tale. Duh. And you think you got a 'gotcha' because of 'white'. Sad.
Almost everyone celebrated the Raiders/Idol sequence in the game ... which is a dull and worse looking 1:1 copy of the movie scene. People get excited about THIS? Seriously?
No, bots are made to convince you to buy the game. It's an NPC test. Even if they are real people they aren't worth interacting with as they don't have any free will of their own.
Agreed, I thought it was incredibly lazy and was done purely for nostalgia bait, which seemed to have worked with the "modern audience." Ugh.
I found it odd too. Why would I want to play something I've watched dozens of times on TV?
Star Wars has been doing key-jangling for all their Disney+ shows and it’s worked, so I’m not surprised. Honestly, just the idea of it in a vacuum makes me think like it’ll be a bland game. You have to ape something positive, 1:1 from the original? Are you not confident on making an original opening to sell people on? MAYBE if there was context like this game happened right after the 1st movie, or it was a truncated re-telling to another character or something that happened in that scene specifically was relevant to the present, maybe it would be justified.
But you’d have to pull it off really well, but it’s hard not to see it as anything but team that isn’t confident to create something on their own or that they think it’s the only way they could get people hooked.
I am convinced it's all astroturfing.
I just don't understand why anyone would want a first-person Indiana Jones game.
The same reason we get 1st person James Bond games
@5liter The difference between James Bond and Indiana Jones is that Bond isn't just one known face, while Harrison Ford is literally the face of Indiana Jones
who doesn't want to be Ford?
@@pikminologueraisin2139 If you're in first-person, it's like you're just looking through your own eyes. Third-person distinguishes you from the character, and I think makes you feel more like you're playing as Indiana/Ford than first-person.
Nobody wanted this game
It's funny to see people shilling this 5/10 game as if it were a 7 or 8. Even if this game has no woke stuff in it (doubt it), it is one of the most mediocre and bland-looking game.
it definitely does have that. just not in a way you'd notice it you weren't aware. one thing that comes to mind is how he refers to the enemies as a singular group that the developers def have a problem with. the way they talk about those people is just not the same way people used to talk about them and it is hyper focused because any other groups indy criticizes might align with the devs.
there are also low effort aspects which i think are an aspect of how they think. like how they think all of history started in 2016 with one blip in the 1940s before that. there isn't much dialog that seems period appropriate. One that comes to mind is indy saying "you good?" Maybe that was in use back then but there's nothing about the dialogue that suggests they did any research into how people used to be.
when u listen to an interview with a WWII vet youll notice things that just stand out because they speak differently. all dialog sounds modern
@@californiavirus3566....indie mostly fights natzi's an evil vague europeans my guy lol
IGN gave it a 9
@@MegaRockinRollaThey also gave Veilguard a 9, I hate that trashcan website whose purpose is only to shill woke slop
@@MegaRockinRolla IGN gave Dragon Age FaiIguard 9/10
This looks like a bad VR game.
😂 this is it to a T! The game part is very boring. I don't care about the story. Barker did a good job of imitating younger Harrison Ford.
Ya the gameplay of wolfenstien was more interesting
i was thinking it looked more like a sequel to Deadfall Adventures lol
Nah dude i have a vr set and this is way worse than anything i played on it
Yes, it looks like it was designed as a VR game. The revolver reloading or twisting keys to open doors, for instance, are exactly the kind of thing you'd see in VR.
this guy is running the lowest settings, my game looks 10 times better then what hes presenting in this video
Peak Slop. Indiana Jones needs to be put out to pasture just like Harrison Ford himself. Disney will drag him out the grave😂
no doubt
He's already been digitally copied, ironically, while still alive. Case in point, the live-action Red Hulk.
Indiana Jones was actually supposed to be killed in the Dial of Destiny and be replaced with Phoebe Waller-Bridge's girlboss character, but it was so bad that all the critics at the test screening said "no" and the ending was replaced. At least that's what I've heard going around online.
SkillUp shilled this game. That bethesda money must be really good
My brother likes it, is he a shill?
@@theroadtosunrise do you know what "product shill" means?
@@theroadtosunrise It's shill, exaggeration about something that is below average is full shill
Go play gta 4, back ops1 and 2, far cry 3, mafia2, red dead 1,2, and see the animations and gameplay then come here and say it's a good game
@@aiaoi5048 👎
@@Ash71452 I have never played any of those. I am not a GTA or COD guy. I like Nintendo and PlayStation stuff. Mario, Stellar Blade, Xenoblade, Spider Man, Astro Bot, Gravity Rush. Sorry, but I can’t relate to your comment, sir. My first comment was about how we seem to almost dehumanise anyone who maybe take a liking to something others aren’t as enthusiastic about.
Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull (2008) being a financial success despite having the lowest critic scores in the series, proved how long "modern audiences" have been accustomed to slop. Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny (2023) being a financial flop despite having many positive critic reviews, proved how much shilling "modern critics" will do for slop. This game's entire existence pretty much proves how modern media is deliberately developed and produced for "modern critics" and "modern audiences".
Yep. And too many people these days are eager to accept something mediocre as a 'masterpiece'.
Brother, people just like what they like and dont like what they dont like. People liked crystal skull, they thought the movie was entertaining to watch and they liked it. There was some aspects in the movie I found weird, but I liked the movie. And I'm not gonna pretend like it's a masterpiece or even a great movie, but I liked it and I refuse to be ashamed of that. There are great songs I don't like and there are objectively bad songs that I happen to like. Because it's all about taste. I thought it gave a great ending to Indy and Marion's relationship, although Dial of Destiny butchered it for absolutely zero reason, and I will never forgive them for it.
@@yihadistxdl951 Yeah bro you can like shit, you can eat shit, and people will rightfully criticise you for partaking in it.
It’s not that hard to understand.
@@yihadistxdl951 stop assuming he doesnt already know what you said in your first sentence
@@M_CFV didnt repeat the same thing a single time more i provided personal examples to solidify my point. you can read, cant you?
The day that gender confused thing told me it was made for a "modern audience" I didn't buy this waste of a game. I love Xbox and its my favorite console, but this isn't a W for them no matter how many people will shill for it lol.
Also the fact that it takes multiple shots to the head to kill one bad guy is just..... wow
"Also the fact that it takes multiple shots to the head to kill one bad guy is just..... wow" - just like in the first Killzone😁.
More DEI slop i wont even pirate
You know gaming is in the dumps when pirates like myself won't even bother wasting the bandwith, time, hard drive space, etc on this slop..
@@SkitterTheSauceMan same...... Its pretty bad lol.......
Yeah, this was the year when I entirely skipped more "free" games than I played, as I noticed that I tend to uninstall them within an hour anyway.
It’s good, dude.
@nlmnyc Damn what a well thought out argument. Nothing like what a child would say. Changing my entire opinion just cuz you said nuh uh it's good.
A strange thing overlooked when making shooters 'realistic' is that after being shot center mass, the enemies keep fighting. Writhing around in pain or running in fear is what people really do. One-shot enemies seems bad on the face of it, but limiting ammo and increasing enemy spawns alleviates that. It's just always been really weird to me, high-grade body armor notwithstanding.
Can't believe people are shilling for this generic boring gamepass slop.
This "game" is an Nvidia tech demo, so you can be sure they are spending a lot on "marketing."
Shills only defend the slop because that slop agrees with their political views. Thats why they will literally shill for corpos that couldn't care less about them.
Same,This game is horrible trash
@DJPUPPETMASTER-RESURRECTED- its legit not that bad, have you played it?
@@cheeemzy6651 I dont need to play games in order to dislike them
Can’t believe the devs literally said “Indy doesn’t use guns” and they made them purposefully garbage in this. So sick and tired of these modern devs adapting these characters and ruining them for their own political fanookotry.
Totally forgetting one of the most famous scenes where he shoots the big guy with his pistol.
What do you wanted another uncharted. Grow a backbone man not every game could be a high octane shooter
I mean….. yeah indy doesn’t use guns often at all. He used his gun maybe twice in raiders, once in the last crusade and the beginning temple of doom, and I can’t remember if he shoots anyone in crystal skull. He’s an archaeologist, not a gunslinger. I’ve also seen that same quote and I swear they started or ended it with a, “for the most part”.
I actually think that's a cool gameplay mechanic. Indiana is not a soldier despite all of his daring do. He'll use guns sure but it's not like he has a rig or capability to be lugging that shit around. The problem is in the execution of this idea especially with the stealth being as bad as it is. Picking up an SMG should be a "last resort" thing but it seems the game wants to force that on you as the primary mechanic lest you go through the shit stealth.
@@ekmad I wouldn’t say the game pushes you to use guns, there are many items that you could just pick up and use as a melee weapon
Absolutely agree. Bioshock from 2007 has more fleshed out game mechanics than a 2024 AAA game. It's baffling why the developers ignored the Uncharted/Tomb Raider model, which was literally inspired by Indiana Jones, and opted for a low grade Wolfenstein copy instead. There's nothing wrong with copying a formula that works.
i find the first person stuff jarring. looked better in Bioshock. Dishonored made me realize how good melee combat could look.
It looks like an afterthought in the Great Gape. looks like default melee in an FPS
BioShock was made by a soy-alist who wears a small hat!
Andrew Ryan is a leftist strawman towards libertarians.
@@davidfrancisco3502
Okay but the game was a blast to play. I never saw it as a serious take on libertarianism. It was more of a cartoonish dystopian backdrop.
@@JackArcher-j6d Ken Levine wields a hammer and a sickle every time he wears his small hat...
the fact that they wasted their time developing this and didn't cancelled it after the huge box office bomb of last years Indiana Jones movie is such a weird move
nobody asked for a new Indiana Jones movie and nobody asked for a game as well
Nostalgia is the only thing the modern entertainment industry can do now aside from netflix tier slop.
LucasFilms.
And no one asked for a game in the style of the Wolfenstein games. Not the good Wolfenstein games, the bad ones. Fans rather would have had something similar to Uncharted or Tomb Raider like the old games Emperors Tomb, Infernal Machine and Staff of Kings, or a point and click Adventure game in the style of Fate of Atlantis.
harrison ford was too old to play indiana jones back in 2008
Don't ask questions, just consume product
The middleware PS2 Indiana Jones games are better than this.
Especially Lego Indiana Jones.
Yeah, Emperor's Tomb was pretty good, except for the save system.
@@stevekramerf242 it's goofy af as well , in a wonderfully early 2000s video game way.
It doesn't try to be a movie.
@@andreasl_fr2666 True.
trvke, they were FUN
In T rated games, headshots aren't allowed to be encouraged. It was jarring to learn this way back with Mercenaries on PS2 (coincidentally a Lucas Arts game)
A rich Indian woman? Living outside India? In the 1930's?
Indian? With that nose?
It’s a disguise!
She's Egyptian NOT Indian.
@@attlue With that nose? 100% Indian.
The Empire made it possible
If this dog crap didn't have the Indiana Jones brand on it people would just say its a generic FPS
TELL ME YOU HAVENT PLAYED THE GAME WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU HAVENT PLAYED, the game isn’t even mainly fps focused. Maybe research the game before misleading people to thinking this is just “another shooter”
@@assassinscreedwalkthroughs7314 Its not even an fps because the guns suck
@ absolutely MALDING little Hebrew
Let me guess, you didn't even play it? It's as far from generic FPS as you can go.
@@jebreggie4225 FPS: First Person Stealth 😀
Although AI is half-broken and sometimes can't see you (or your companion) from 1 meter so stealth is also sh.. t
0:32 That 👃🏼 is truly magnificent.
Oyyyy
STOP NOTICING
I noticed it too, but just rewatching it along with what Synth is saying is funny. 🕳️👃
Is her being "indian" a decoy ?
OY VEY
23:52 nah, Voss is the type of guy that DON'T read the "early life" cuz he immediately notices with absolute precision
_No, I'm saying that when you are ready you don't have to._
We all are, Synth. We all are.
RIP Herr Voss. You were too good for this game o/
It's supposed to be o7...
Oh...
Nice.
People tend to forget that games can still be garbage slop even if they're not woke.
this one is both
Oh boy, here we go into Indian Jonas and the Great Sphere
(hunter)
(sue) - ⚡️
india jone n the big ole box
Synth true lover
21:09 As someone who knows a bit about aircraft, and about biplanes in particular, this scene basically says fuck reality and all laws of physics and it made me cringe so goddamn much.
For those of you who don't know, the reason why biplanes have two wings is because it was necessary for the time as single engines weren't powerful enough for most small aircraft, the additional wing generates double the lift but also doubles the drag, resulting in a slow plane which has just barely enough speed and engine power to keep it flying, which also means that you need a decently sized runway to achieve take-off.
In conclusion, the plane in the scene would've immediately nose-dived off of the roof and into the ground even at full engine power.
My Little Archaeologist: Technology is Magic!
That was horrible to watch
Are you looking for realism in an Indiana Jones game? Uncharted and Tomb Raider are completely off the charts as well at times. Just embrace the goofiness and fun.
@@gregmeyer1805 Indiana Jones wasn't so unrealistic in the first three films, the concepts they explored were fairly grounded and had specific rules that they all followed. It was really around the fourth film, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, where Indy skyrocketed into the most absurd of set-pieces with no logical coherence, such as when he survived an atomic bomb being dropped nearby by taking cover inside of a fridge made out of lead while also managing to get out of it unharmed despite it having been sent flying and tumbling down the road by the blast for miles.
There used to be reason and coherence in Indiana Jones and even Uncharted and Tomb Raider to certain extents. This game in particular is not that. They might as well have Indy use "noclip" and "godmode" cheats in-game and then have him defeat the villain in a cutscene using the "kill" console command with how insanely goofy, completely unrealistic and way over the top this is.
As someone who played a buggy pirated GTA: San Andreas I completely agree.
dude I'm so f'ing tired of girlbosses in media and especially games. IT'S A TROPE NOW. A TROPE THAT NEEDS TO GO. YOU CAN'T WRITE.
But you probably sure as hell like Lara Croft and Black Widow. So is the problem really with girlboss characters, or just with the quality of writing?
@@yihadistxdl951 you know what I'm complaining about. lara croft and black window never POOPED ON men and said they're better than them and constantly berated them. maybe modern incarnations of the characters do but they never used to. it's a trend that needs to end. i have no problem with strong female characters, they're in anime all the time, it's when you make the character go out of their way to push radical feminist ideals against men.
@@minuteworld7027 oh absolutely. but thats my point exactly. i mean yes i know what kind of girlboss characters you were talking about of course but my point is that the concept of a strong female character or a leader badass female character was never an issue, the quality of writing was. any character that tries to push modern extremist social politics on the player/viewer is a result of terrible writing, self-inserts and using the game/movie/series as a tool to push an agenda instead of a piece of entertainment. youre absolutely right that trend needs to end asap. i would also like to say that ironically enough that an actual strong female leader character does none of the things that these activists write them to do. a true leader does not discriminate and a strong person has no need to resort to childish namecalling and misandry in order to show their strength. its funny that their strong female girlboss characters end up being the most feeble and weak-minded loser individuals ever witnessed in any piece of media
@@yihadistxdl951 Competent female =/= girlboss
@@yihadistxdl951 Lara was never a girlboss.
Finally, an HONEST review.
Yep, too many people sold their souls on this one. But at least we know who has principles and who are shills in disguise.
Yes finally
You guys are pathetic😂😂. "Bro this review agrees with me so it must be honest" Nothing but rage-bait biting narcissists here. Also Confederate? Losers country
Or you know, people have different tastes
will every microsoft game get 9/10 praise from access media at this point?
Obviously lol
stop noticing
No? Most are shit and get reviewed like shit. Soyny gets way too much praise
@@theonewhogetsshot-v7k lol no they do not "get reviewed like shit". The sucked hellblade 2s dick. Barely any microsoft games have even come out for me to remember any more significant ones. Oh right starfirld, which also wasnt reviewed like shit by access media. Stop fanboying, all 3 big gaming companies are terrible. Even Valve isnt innocent (SBI partnership everyone loves to forget)
@@BlackMetalVengeance ”Noticing” what, exactly? Video game review scores…?!
And people will call us crazy for trying to speculate on the reasons why things are the way they are and why games are being basically invaded by tourists and subverters
And I'm tired of the Modern Gayming Hellscape.
great name lol
Why the swastika in your pfp? 🤨
play Ultrakill.
The only good game is an old game.
@@theyellowarchitect4504 Nah, I rather play Turbo Overkill.
These games look worse than games I played 15 years ago. Jesus.
Puar is not happy with current state of AAA gayming.
Babe wake up, Synthetic Man critiqued more slop
Reddit tier take.
Be more original.
No replies will be seen
@ I’m sorry you’re so butthurt by a stupid joke
What I hate the most is when these normies hype these generic games then a week passes and everyone forgets about the “masterpiece” lol
Nobody thought fascism was bad in the early 1930’s except you know who, and the international banking class.
And “certain” people used “Literally Fascism” for everything they didn’t like even back then to where there’s a quote of George Orwell writing about how overused it is
Stoff noticing things, it's against the law
This is factually untrue. Plenty of people hated fascism, and JEWS (you’re not slick) had _plenty_ of reasons to _hate_ fascism! ”The international banking class” absolutely did _not,_ though; fascism was an absolute _boon_ for them…
This is just plain wrong lol
The people who hated fascism were commies, so I'm not sure on your point.
why are the german army using bren guns?
Well, you can't really say that the Devs didn't forewarn us that this game would be mediocre slop...after all, they did say it was being "made for a modern audience."
Can't wait to see Fritanga cope and seeth over this review.
I’m seething already, this review was garbage
Who the heck is that anyway? He briefly popped up in my recommended feed, so I listened to him whining about something for about 5 seconds, then closed it and hit "don't recommend channel."
@@Shieftain SAME MAN SAME
Why’s that? I only saw a video or two, and don’t have a full idea of what he’s like. Outside being a PC elitist and supposedly anti-woke.
@@mrshmuga9 I feel like an asshole but he shared all this shit 🤷♂️. Tl:dr, druggie who got cucked by his own brother and who makes fanboy videos shitting on mostly Sony players while defending Xbox for some reason even though he’s a pc player. He used to be a more of a commie too from what I remember but now is more on the trump side of things.
Calling Mussolinis men Blackshirts or Carabinieri would make much more sense.
Right! Everyone used to call them the blackshirts.
@@NB-zv5mf They are called blackshirts by npcs
That's just calling them fascist
@@applesandgrapesfordinner4626 Then how to call the fascist groups of other nations ?
That are literally called Blackshirts in the game. Are you slow?
You guys remember that soy Vice video on Wolfenstein 2 and how “that’s pissing off the alt-right”? The writing was on the wall of how Machine Games and Bethesda became ultra soy and toucan pilled
Better play Lego Indiana Jones The Original Adventures than this. It’s actually good and fun Indy game. Oh and you can actually use the whip just like you said: disarm and steal enemy’s weapon or just pick up items.
those were da days man. star wars, batman, marvel they just kept goin
This game looks and feels like a ps3 reskin. The facial animations look dated and the 1st person combat angles look off.
Bunch of normies are triggered in the comments lol.
The kind of game that kills one's aryan spirit
Or strengthen it.
I used to play video games with my dad. GoldenEye, MGS, silent hill, Ico, tomb raider. Loved this time of year because of all the good movies and games were that were coming out, along with him usually taking an end of the year vacation so we got to spend more time together playing and going to the theater.
I can't replicate this feeling with my kids however. It's all gone so downhill. Really is a shame. The old games and movies still exist, but there is nothing like waiting in anticipation for LOTR to hit theaters and the excitement that generated.
That may be, but re-living the classics and watching your kids get joy from them the way you used to are things totally worth doing. It shows how timeless great works of entertainment can truly be.
Thank you for remind me the absolute shit that was Wolfenstein 2, Im in absolute shame to have that in my library
I never regret the 1 dollar a month I send you in the forgotten wasteland of your patreon.
Thank you for being honest about this game. All I see is good reviews, but you confirmed my suspicions. Guess I’m skipping this one
Good to see Synth still has principles, while many of so-called 'anti-woke' UA-camrs now suddenly worship this bs
@@stlawstlaw7585 maybe they just liked the fucking game bro. let people enjoy what they enjoy. its not always about woke and anti-woke. for most people it isnt. people just want fun games they can enjoy. it really is that simple
As I am, SYNTHLER, as am I.
Gmanlives called me a moron for asking is there any gays or boss women
In one way that's a valid response - because we're at a point in gaming where you can safely bet the answer is yes and not even bother asking - but of course in the case of Gmanlives we know he's giving that answer because he sold out and doesn't respect his viewers enough to do anything more than coast along and do the most surface level review possible.
YidManShills.
@@jiijijjijiijiij Its not when youre sponsered and shilling bro lol he got a new nvida sponser to review this
@@jcdenton9844 Oof I didn't know he was being that blatant about it. Shameless.
@@jiijijjijiijiij Hes got his paycheck but loses some of his soul
But Synth! every commenter keeps telling me how amazing this game is!
KCD2 needs to hurry up so I can actually play a new game that’s not mediocre.
We have good games next year 🎉
KCD2 will hopefully be an actually based game, it will even have diversity, Czechs, Germans, Italians, Poles etc. the good ol' European diversity. The true diversity.
@ They hate that kind of diversity.
There's nothing more than hilarious than Indie not being able to kill dogs when he can easily kill thousands with no concern.
To be fair in Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine he does not kill wolves and jaguars in gameplay, only scares them away with gunshots
This game is actually so boring lmfao the combat goofy ASF but gets old so fast
Are you tired of Movie Games? Well what if we just made a Movie…Into a game?!?!
If you shown me scenes from this game and told me it was a Chinese knockoff of Wolfenstein Young Blood i'd believe it.
Uncharted 5 leaked
@@Morfe02 Yes, that one as well.
Thank you for another EU unfriendly video. Will watch it tomorrow as the Europoor I am 🇳🇱
Don't worry. EVROPA shall rise again.
"You deserve what you tolerate" one of the greatest statements that defines modern gamers
lots of reviewers saying game of the year greatest game ever lol.
Many old game have much much much better gameplay and mechanics
Synthcels eating good today.
And you're one of them
@@asurvivor3846 Cope
Black speak is cringe
Synthetic Chud strikes again!
I'm tired of normies making garbage games popular and giving them all the praise they dont even deserve to begin with,I'm especially tired of hypocrites shitting on a game months prior to release then shilling it all of a sudden on its release
@DJPUPPETMASTER-RESURRECTED- genuinely don't understand this comment, how the hell do you expect the game industry to survive and NOT appeal to normies? seems like most of you are just constantly angry at the current thing with no clear solution in mind
@@KaziaGD You are exactly what's wrong with the modern gaming industry today my friend
Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb on the PS2 is my Favorite indiana Jones Game,, can't never be topped
Good taste!
That's my favorite IJ Game too, but whole lotta nope the croc/alligator parts
ever played the n64 one?
Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine is the best one
Even Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings on PSP was a better experience.
@@arkgaharandan5881yep remember that one being blockbuster exclusive too. Also remember those ice gremlin things later on in the game
I lost any and all interest in this game once I saw devs woth LGBT Bethesda shirts talking about the game
Looks like you're the real snowflake then
@@dunfClearly not you by getting bothered by somebody disliking the new kids' toy video game.
@kaleviHekonen9527 Think they deleted their comment or, more likely, youtube platform of censore 99 percent of things you say did.
Can't see it.
You're insanely immature
@brianparrott9997 How? Explain your point instead of making a blanket statement about someone you don’t know.
Fact: If someone is wearing SJW propaganda on a game studio's logo-in an industry where games are consistently being ruined by SJW propaganda-and it’s in a sponsored video by that studio about a specific game, it likely means, drumroll please...
The game is woke trash
If making obvious observations makes you immature, you must be mature.
i can't stop thinking of Indi crouching-running everywhere
Mauler punching dry wall right now and eating whole sleeves of Oreos.
I don't really think his opinion on this game will be much different than synth's.
@@Crow12619 It isn't. In his previous stream, he said the game is so boring that he probably won't continue playing it.
@@XenoSpyro Not enough movie in his game?