Gandalf reacts to Sauron actually being a hot man

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  • @CharlieHopkinson
    @CharlieHopkinson  2 роки тому +254

    What should be covered in episode 4?

    • @astrobusa
      @astrobusa 2 роки тому +20

      You're doing a great job picking plot spots to ridicule. I'm happy to leave the choosing to you.

    • @MrAyelewis1
      @MrAyelewis1 2 роки тому +11

      Anything worth lampooning and mocking and ridiculing. Probably the whole thing if the first three episodes are any indication

    • @Cleon117
      @Cleon117 2 роки тому +6

      The TV screen.

    • @hayabusaorlovina2761
      @hayabusaorlovina2761 2 роки тому +10

      Gandalf talking about spoiled Galadriel is always welcoming 😁

    • @RamblesBrambles
      @RamblesBrambles 2 роки тому +12

      You sir..are the best thing to come out of this travesty

  • @Realdrlipschitz
    @Realdrlipschitz 2 роки тому +632

    “Isildur!” *cuts to baby Elrond* “Oh FUCK that guy” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @anniebaker6763
      @anniebaker6763 2 роки тому +30

      That killed me🤣🤣🤣

    • @markholle3450
      @markholle3450 2 роки тому +25

      At least it got us three books from Tolkien...

    • @anniebaker6763
      @anniebaker6763 2 роки тому +9

      @@markholle3450 True true

    • @Dark.Shingo
      @Dark.Shingo 2 роки тому +29

      "Isildur, you had one job!"

    • @Stupops78
      @Stupops78 2 роки тому +2

      I said.... "except when its not"

  • @MehIgotnothing
    @MehIgotnothing 2 роки тому +114

    1:58-2:30 "C.S. Lewis is already in the pub, "the sea is always right" that'll be fine." What an absolute gem you are! 😂😂

  • @reimaginethesounds6694
    @reimaginethesounds6694 2 роки тому +593

    "The sea is always right! And sometimes is also on the left!"

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 2 роки тому +7

      spot on

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +20

      "The sea is always underneath, least ye be dead."

    • @reimaginethesounds6694
      @reimaginethesounds6694 2 роки тому +22

      @@thehermitman822 that depends, are you a stone or a paper boat?

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +29

      "The sea is always salty. Do not anger it."

    • @davidwatson7919
      @davidwatson7919 2 роки тому +9

      My God it does sound like a leftist philosophy.

  • @carterlink
    @carterlink 2 роки тому +746

    I’m sure others have said it, but god, this needs to be a sitcom! All the LOTR’s characters living in a bed-sit.

  • @bermudasbeast2302
    @bermudasbeast2302 2 роки тому +344

    "Oh, fuck that guy" I can't stop laughing 🤣

    • @staytuned2L337
      @staytuned2L337 2 роки тому +3

      Why is he a baby? 😂😭☠️

    • @cockbender2466
      @cockbender2466 2 роки тому +3

      I died on that moment, was reborn to Valinor and keep watching the video.

  • @Sophie-xj5ld
    @Sophie-xj5ld 2 роки тому +102

    'They can't even get it in focus!' killed me 🤣

  • @justicegundam4008
    @justicegundam4008 2 роки тому +1360

    Gandalf: "The sea is always right? What kind of bullshit is that?"
    Gandalf was merely saying what we all are.

    • @marcjames3487
      @marcjames3487 2 роки тому +15

      Maybe they mean ' Go with the Flow ' and don't hog the joint :)

    • @davidwatson7919
      @davidwatson7919 2 роки тому +16

      So true I mean from episode 1 on all I've been saying basically in essence was this is such b*******

    • @eaglebauer944
      @eaglebauer944 2 роки тому +14

      Life is simple, just add water.

    • @johncurtis6815
      @johncurtis6815 2 роки тому +2

      This show is such utter shite it’s become a comedy 🎭

    • @purposeisglorious7755
      @purposeisglorious7755 2 роки тому

      Right, but it then again, stuff that was supposed to be bad had bad shit in it, so you wouldn’t live em

  • @aNugget100
    @aNugget100 2 роки тому +175

    "The flame of Abnor" is quite frankly fucking genius - absolutely killed me hahaha

    • @aminiqbal4907
      @aminiqbal4907 2 роки тому +5

      I was looking for this comment LOL

    • @joescott8877
      @joescott8877 2 роки тому +2

      Took me a sec but then, yeah, LMAO!

  • @solidsnx
    @solidsnx 2 роки тому +163

    When he said "Emmy please" I lost it. Absolutely hilarious 😂

    • @Nerazmus
      @Nerazmus 2 роки тому +1

      You know this show will get at least a couple of Emmies.

  • @jojogooco3316
    @jojogooco3316 2 роки тому +27

    I fucking love it when Elrond said “oh fuck that guy” …. Fell off my seat laughing!!! 😂

  • @lanycera
    @lanycera 2 роки тому +226

    "Some of them just look like LARPers" already got me cracking 😆 So on point, Gandalf!

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 2 роки тому +240

    "The sea is always right."
    Oh, I get it, they were going for one of those "Winter is Coming", "We do not Sow", "Hear Me Roar"...sort of things, except in Game of Thrones those mottos MAKE SENSE!

    • @reiudfgq3vrh34ur
      @reiudfgq3vrh34ur 2 роки тому +40

      They were definitely going with “what is dead may never die” but comes off so bad lmao

    • @bartoszjedlinski6808
      @bartoszjedlinski6808 2 роки тому +27

      The show dosent have a style of Its own. So it takes bits from others and makes this ugly supe of mishmash styles from all over. In this case they where realy going for a GOT style high hause slogan .

    • @jonegeland5036
      @jonegeland5036 2 роки тому +12

      I mean "what is dead may never die" is equally as cringe.

    • @snake0911
      @snake0911 2 роки тому +9

      Winter is coming....then it came for like a few days and then all is peachy again.

    • @JacopoSkydweller
      @JacopoSkydweller 2 роки тому +9

      @@jonegeland5036 Sure, but at least it makes sense. And is used by the krakenbois to give them courage.

  • @martinrangelov644
    @martinrangelov644 2 роки тому +32

    Baby Elrond is the best ! "I can tell you which muppet allowed it to endure..." :D

    • @solgoode1
      @solgoode1 2 роки тому +4

      "I'm fine. I'm fine."

  • @fablucia
    @fablucia 2 роки тому +35

    I definitely lost it at baby Elrond gingerly suggesting to recruit hills for a pub quizz

  • @dcshifty
    @dcshifty 2 роки тому +373

    I love the way baby Gandalf is so pissed off, young lord Elrond is always holding a grudge and Gandalf is ALWAYS roasting everyone! This is sooo FUNNY 😆 !

  • @PersonWhoLikesLearning
    @PersonWhoLikesLearning 2 роки тому +394

    This had me in pain laughing. How is one guy making something so much more enjoyable and that looks and sounds so much more like the original lord of the rings movies in one weeks time than Amazon could with a billion freaking dollars!? Well done mate, I’m absolutely loving your content.

    • @butragenjo007
      @butragenjo007 2 роки тому +19

      You can't buy talent

    • @butragenjo007
      @butragenjo007 2 роки тому +8

      @@The_Invisible_Self I ment that you can't buy your own talent

    • @adamtuohy332
      @adamtuohy332 2 роки тому +1

      @@The_Invisible_Self actually clearly you cant buy talent x.x, what talent is left in the world when this man has it all

    • @johnbowman3630
      @johnbowman3630 2 роки тому +1

      Because money can't buy class...
      Just look at Dubai.

    • @twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy7676
      @twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy7676 Рік тому

      @@The_Invisible_Self but at least Tolkien connoisseurs and fans were working on it.

  • @florinho1291
    @florinho1291 2 роки тому +121

    Galadriel's face riding the horse is the best description of what is this series

    • @ByakuyaKB
      @ByakuyaKB 2 роки тому +30

      That it's fake and forced... Yeah that's correct lol. Disturbing to see also

    • @MrArchilus
      @MrArchilus 2 роки тому +15

      She looks so scary when she smiles

  • @harrygreenaway
    @harrygreenaway 2 роки тому +16

    'C.S Lewis is already down the pub' absolutely set me off 😂

  • @madeline5138
    @madeline5138 2 роки тому +19

    I love the babysitter/dad Boromir cameo.

  • @noahtek1101
    @noahtek1101 2 роки тому +12

    “It’s like Denethor, you can’t even keep a cactus alive.” 🤣

  • @natef15
    @natef15 2 роки тому +20

    "The mountains are always wrong", well said Boromir, well said.

  • @nibas1000
    @nibas1000 2 роки тому +45

    Writing in Peter Jackson's Lotr: "Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver, its banners caught high in the morning breeze. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of silver trumpets?"
    Writing in Rings of Power: "The sea is always right!"

    • @MrArchilus
      @MrArchilus 2 роки тому +19

      I still think "Why does a ship float and a rock does not" takes the award for the worst line so far

    • @eliteteamkiller319
      @eliteteamkiller319 2 роки тому +12

      Ugh. They messed up from the very beginning by choosing inexperienced show runners. Smmfh. This is such a fucking disaster.

  • @abdullatifalduaij9009
    @abdullatifalduaij9009 2 роки тому +804

    You know a show is terrible when the comic reviews are much more entertaining than the actual show

    • @Mat-hr1dg
      @Mat-hr1dg 2 роки тому +10

      It's not that terrible. I feel 6 out of 10 is a proper score. I mean it's not a 9 but it is far less revolting than I feared.

    • @nicholasbagley160
      @nicholasbagley160 2 роки тому +3

      @@Mat-hr1dg yeah it's not as painful as I thought it would be. Still pretty shit, But not the worst......mmmm

    • @johncurtis6815
      @johncurtis6815 2 роки тому +1

      It’s easily a 4/10. No way in hell is this thing any more than that. It’s absolute cringe writing, acting and storytelling. Utter 12 year old level dog shit.

    • @RedGreenLugar
      @RedGreenLugar 2 роки тому +34

      @@nicholasbagley160 we shouldn't settle for mediocrity though. That's why we are where we are with modern entertainment, we constantly give a pass to crap and they continue to make it because we endorse it

    • @j.p.9522
      @j.p.9522 2 роки тому +8

      This show has sparked a renaissance of satire; see the Woke Critic's "The Rings of Power is a Masterpiece"

  • @77rockcity
    @77rockcity 2 роки тому +7

    "Proper solid dog you got there." 🤣😂

  • @jeffdumpster3903
    @jeffdumpster3903 2 роки тому +38

    Your Gandalf was really consistent this episode. It's always been good but now it's near perfection.

  • @hermitsunite953
    @hermitsunite953 2 роки тому +474

    As someone who has built a boat and sailed it across the Atlantic before, hearing
    "The sea is always right" is the cringest shit I've ever heard.

    • @josephfuller554
      @josephfuller554 2 роки тому +50

      exactly! I mean, if you're facing the other way then it would always be left.

    • @bartoszjedlinski6808
      @bartoszjedlinski6808 2 роки тому +9

      Im a hobby sailor. What did you think of the scene where Garadiel „did something” with the rope on that raft?

    • @samsmith2635
      @samsmith2635 2 роки тому +15

      its going to help Elendils character justify why Numenor gets swallowed up by the Sea later..

    • @hermitsunite953
      @hermitsunite953 2 роки тому

      @@bartoszjedlinski6808 suicide. Obviously she learned nothing from her brothers.

    • @birjub9647
      @birjub9647 2 роки тому +5

      it's a metaphor, means the path the sea takes you or things that come in the way are a sign and meant to happen. He is a sailor who belives in the sea (life).

  • @hayabusaorlovina2761
    @hayabusaorlovina2761 2 роки тому +44

    "Flame of aBnor " Bhahaha
    The part with Jordan Peterson was freaking brilliant 🤣

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc111 2 роки тому +62

    "To what port do we sail?"
    "See for yourself, we are nearly there"
    "Nearly where?"
    *waits and looks wistfully* "... Home"
    Omfg, fire that writer.
    He couldn't resist the clichéd impulse of someone asking back "nearly where", and then the clichéd impulse for some cheesy closing word. Even if it directly contradicts the previous lines and attitudes of not giving an answer and "see for yourself".
    And all throughout this episode every interaction followed these cheesy automatic patterns that had no content and no natural motivation or reason, but only served to fulfill the familiar pattern.
    This could and should easily have been the first really good episode (by story logic), instead it was the definitive establishment of "mediocrity" at best, which conventionally breaks down into something worse in episode 3 and so on every couple of episodes (with every single episode being unbearably stretched at that).

    • @cannistershot2277
      @cannistershot2277 2 роки тому +7

      Probably using the same automatic Quote Generator as Kamala Harris' speech writers. That, or these are her speech writers... hmm

    • @fangsofthefenrir0027
      @fangsofthefenrir0027 2 роки тому +6

      This show blows

  • @dougiebull2074
    @dougiebull2074 2 роки тому +120

    How can millions of $ endless resources and could afford the best directors and writers we get rings of power.Yet a lone wolf one man with very limited resources can give us great entertainment.This show has become my all time favoirit.Its not just this show all of em are woke crap but i watch them to watch you roast them.

    • @richardmangelmann4975
      @richardmangelmann4975 2 роки тому +15

      They could’ve easily hired Peter Jackson honestly and made a new masterpiece with that kinda money. They made all the bad decisions they could’ve made

    • @Rehd66
      @Rehd66 2 роки тому +2

      Really dude? “favoirit”?

  • @DaVaiXIII
    @DaVaiXIII 2 роки тому +13

    impressive how 8 minutes of this is more engaging than an hour of the show, great job guys

  • @Pozorrogo
    @Pozorrogo 2 роки тому +24

    "Nobody goes off trail, and nobody walks alone!" has the same energy as "I'll never let go, Jack!"

  • @Oss.2A
    @Oss.2A 2 роки тому +5

    the comment on legolas running on thin air got me cracking that was hilarious, I remembered that scene immediately 🤣😅

  • @alexandrecotetessier9959
    @alexandrecotetessier9959 2 роки тому +11

    5:43 "We are having Hermione Granger?" 😆 What's also funny is that in the French Canadian dubbing, it's the same actress who dubbed Emma Watson in Harry Potter who also dubs this character!

  • @FORZEFUL
    @FORZEFUL 2 роки тому +35

    You know what would be EPIC? If you brought in more voice actors to deep fake the entire fellowship, and just roasted the ROP!

  • @jasonkirkham7243
    @jasonkirkham7243 2 роки тому +7

    Gandalf "effing hell" under his breath lmfao 😂 🤣

  • @usererrer7493
    @usererrer7493 2 роки тому +9

    "...the structural soundness of their dog." LMFAO. Same with baby pictures. "Yep. Two eyes. Two arms. Good work."

  • @vishhusingh9404
    @vishhusingh9404 2 роки тому +24

    Galadriel the oldest and one of the most knowledgeable elf couldn't guess who these ship people are by looking at their ships and clothes and banners and their language.
    Few moments later give a brief discription on Numenor .

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 2 роки тому +4

      Probably bought a tourist brochure

  • @J4CKC00P3R
    @J4CKC00P3R 2 роки тому +37

    I get more enjoyment out of these videos than I do the actual show

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 2 роки тому +1

      It's not a high bar...
      Even if these videos are really good!

    • @angeladawn805
      @angeladawn805 2 роки тому

      Jack my friend, thanks yo this content, I don't even have to trouble myself with watching the Amazon Offerings 😉

  • @jessejames541
    @jessejames541 2 роки тому +6

    "Emmy please" had me dying!

  • @timryan894
    @timryan894 2 роки тому +11

    Amazon spent billions and I enjoyed this 100 times more 😂- So Awesome. You have Gandalf, Elron and Boramir spot on. Sooo entertaining

  • @High_Caliber
    @High_Caliber 2 роки тому +77

    This is so well done.
    Hollywood is in for a rough ride. They've been brutalizing the fans for so long, it's time we got a little comeuppance. The more they try and tighten their grip on things like this, the more star systems will slip through their fingers.

    • @austinstanton748
      @austinstanton748 2 роки тому +3

      Never thought id see a star wars reference here

    • @Nnamdxxx
      @Nnamdxxx 2 роки тому +1

      @@austinstanton748 The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

    • @High_Caliber
      @High_Caliber 2 роки тому

      @@Nnamdxxx Beam me up Spocky, to the star trek enterprise, warp factor light speed!

    • @rebelgonebad
      @rebelgonebad 2 роки тому

      Gotta remember that these writers should think in adapting (kindest way I can put it) Tolkien’s power, comes great responsibility…

  • @Peedarb
    @Peedarb 2 роки тому +4

    “Now that’s terrible technique, Have they not seen squid games?” Lololol

  • @thedoctor755
    @thedoctor755 2 роки тому +30

    Poor Gandalf's dignity has passed beyond my sight. All hope is now with better writing decisions.
    LOVE this series.... hilarious :) Keep it up!!

  • @anthonyluna352
    @anthonyluna352 2 роки тому +56

    These are amazing. Please keep making them 😄

  • @ipercalisse579
    @ipercalisse579 2 роки тому +5

    "Gandalf stop tensing"
    Bwahahahaha

  • @robertwilson8184
    @robertwilson8184 2 роки тому +34

    Excited to hear Dr. Jordan B. Peterson explain the Jungian concept of the shadow to Gandalf, in the context of the kingdom of Kazad-dûm and the fight with the Balrog

  • @Sammy-vb8lv
    @Sammy-vb8lv 2 роки тому +20

    Please keep going, these are hilarious! I’m even considering watching (enduring) episode 4 just so these are even funnier.
    Surprised you didn’t roast the slo-mo rictus grin in this one 😬

  • @TiamatSBx
    @TiamatSBx 2 роки тому +17

    Right now, I’m just waiting for Sauron to show up and cheer for him 🤦‍♂️

  • @Nyurufu
    @Nyurufu 2 роки тому +18

    This is more entertaining than the actual show. 🤣

  • @danieleverett4213
    @danieleverett4213 2 роки тому +6

    "The sea will never die" - Euronbrand

  • @6stringstorulethemall967
    @6stringstorulethemall967 2 роки тому +4

    "I'm someone who grew up in a different time, the second age of middle earth apparently" LMAO 💀

  • @DBProductions12345-m
    @DBProductions12345-m 2 роки тому +23

    These episode breakdowns are hilarious, can’t wait for next week. Brilliant stuff mate.

  • @donavandwelch
    @donavandwelch 2 роки тому +4

    This roasting is infinitely more entertaining than the actual series.

  • @MilosStevanovic1
    @MilosStevanovic1 2 роки тому +5

    They should hire this guy to single-handedly fix their show just like that.

  • @Rossesh101
    @Rossesh101 2 роки тому +8

    Mate this is absolutely brilliant! Keep them up. Boromir and Elrond were great additions too 👍

  • @MrDazzlerdarren
    @MrDazzlerdarren 2 роки тому +15

    It took me way too long to realise that that's not Ian McKellen! 😀 Well done guys, looks and sounds fantastic.

    • @LWT1331
      @LWT1331 2 роки тому +2

      You've got to be kidding me. That's not Ian McKellen?

    • @jacquesdev
      @jacquesdev 2 роки тому +1

      I really hope he decides to do a future one 😅

  • @Guus115
    @Guus115 2 роки тому +46

    If you can do a 'Dr. Peterson ' voice , a skit with Gandalf and Peterson would be amazing!

    • @Jim-Mc
      @Jim-Mc 2 роки тому +12

      "Clean your beard Galdalf, stop smoking so much Old Tobey, and rescue your friends from a Balrog or something, eh?"

    • @Beavernator
      @Beavernator 2 роки тому +7

      @@Jim-Mc "AND MAKE YOUR DAMN BED!!!"

    • @paulklee5790
      @paulklee5790 2 роки тому

      Yes! Yes! And again... Yes!

    • @midwestward
      @midwestward 2 роки тому +5

      Gandalf: "the ring will destroy the world of men.."
      Peterson: "what the hell are we gonna do without men?"

  • @michasalamon8315
    @michasalamon8315 2 роки тому +31

    Okay. My parents and I used to sail a lot when I was a kid, and old sailors would always say 'You can't argue with the sea' and there was even a shanty with words 'storm will teach humility and respect for its strenght. You want to live, you have to, pay homage.' But 'Sea is always right' is the stupidest thing I have yet heard about a sea. Since the beggining of time it was known that sea is temperamental and unpredictable like a woman. Who came up with that line? Whoever it is, they should be ashamed of themselves.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 2 роки тому +13

      If you stir that a bit, you get "women are always right.' Which seems to be the core premise of this production.

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, but the hills are always wrong.

    • @treytilley333
      @treytilley333 2 роки тому +6

      @@poppedweasel no the hills always have eyes

    • @KYLgonk
      @KYLgonk 2 роки тому +3

      @@poppedweasel But they have the high ground.

    • @jojobookish9529
      @jojobookish9529 2 роки тому +4

      "The sea cannot be defied". Bam. There you go. Maybe they don't chant it to the sea, but as a common phrase it would work far better.

  • @Gruntled2001
    @Gruntled2001 2 роки тому +234

    The lines that the deepfake characters say are 10 times as clever and thought out as than those in the show. Every other line in the Amazon show makes me cringe.
    Great work with the video!!!

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 2 роки тому

      Yeah not really but ok

    • @Chrisyork1989
      @Chrisyork1989 2 роки тому +8

      @@klavicus2276 it’s okay to be wrong, you’ll be alright.

    • @lizvtaz6
      @lizvtaz6 2 роки тому +3

      Guys I am only a ficwriter but I really do think that even I would have written a better script... There are probably thousands or writers out there that would have done a better job. Who on Earth did they hire to write the script? Those people are talentless...

    • @Gruntled2001
      @Gruntled2001 2 роки тому +4

      @@lizvtaz6 I would have liked to see how the selection went, between the writers and the show runners. “Oh, you can hold a pen? And, you have a pulse? Hired!”

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 2 роки тому

      ​@@Chrisyork1989 haha dw mate, i am more concerned about you than about me

  • @bcd2233
    @bcd2233 2 роки тому +3

    I pray the Rings of Powder makes it as a show so Gandalf can continue his roasts! Just hilarious

  • @SirHackaL0t.
    @SirHackaL0t. 2 роки тому +22

    Very funny. Not seen the series or these videos before. Love it.

  • @marda0maranwe
    @marda0maranwe 5 місяців тому +1

    "The light of Elendil, our most precious star." Oh, Gandalf , you and your puns are never getting old.

  • @LoreExplore369
    @LoreExplore369 2 роки тому +7

    This is one of the best things I've seen in awhile lmao well done!!!

  • @oriricha
    @oriricha 2 роки тому +2

    The only good thing about this Amazon show, is that I get to watch this roasts. Do keep them coming!

  • @kevinroche3334
    @kevinroche3334 2 роки тому +8

    Sort your priorities mate...Wahahahaha!

  • @ulyssesthirteen7031
    @ulyssesthirteen7031 2 роки тому +3

    'I reckon Lenny Henry is Sauron'. 😂 I'm dying

  • @ChristianMcAngus
    @ChristianMcAngus 2 роки тому +52

    In terms of silliness, elf parkour is tied with legolas skateboarding down stairs at helms deep. But not as bad as running in mid air like the Roadrunner. That was from the Hobbit pt.3 wasn't it?

    • @CharlieHopkinson
      @CharlieHopkinson  2 роки тому +12

      Yep

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +13

      Someone added Mario jump sound effects for the Lego jumping the falling stones scene.

    • @vee-bee-a
      @vee-bee-a 2 роки тому +4

      God, that shit was so bizarre.

    • @dlevi67
      @dlevi67 2 роки тому +4

      Mind you, Galadriel playing SuperMario and jumping up and down levels to kill snow trolls was pretty bad.

    • @ChristianMcAngus
      @ChristianMcAngus 2 роки тому +3

      @@thehermitman822 I also vaguely remember legolas leaping over on elephant in RotK? But this silliness was amped up to 11 in The Hobbit trilogy. Maybe a case of malicious compliance? The producers kept nagging Peter Jackson to include more action scenes, so he gave them more (silly, over the top) action scenes.

  • @benmiller9232
    @benmiller9232 2 роки тому +38

    So it’s actually the light of Eärendil. He had a silmaril and was Elrond and Elros’s father. Elendil is Isildur’s father and the king during the last alliance of men and elves. Just had to throw this out there 😉

    • @Evenmoresteven
      @Evenmoresteven 2 роки тому +8

      Well technically Earendil is Elendil's like 67th great grandfather, so there's that....

    • @benmiller9232
      @benmiller9232 2 роки тому +1

      @@Evenmoresteven That’s a good point!

    • @guintar6661
      @guintar6661 2 роки тому +6

      Was looking for this comment

    • @aminiqbal4907
      @aminiqbal4907 2 роки тому +1

      I think he was joking

    • @davidkelly1507
      @davidkelly1507 2 роки тому

      I looked hard for this

  • @crazydwarfer
    @crazydwarfer 2 роки тому +4

    It's more entertaining to watch those roasting videos than the show itself 😂😂😂

  • @sgshaday
    @sgshaday Рік тому

    That apology... That was too good XD Excellent.

  • @tommo9757
    @tommo9757 2 роки тому +6

    In any multiple choice exam, if I don't know the answer, I always go for C because the C is always right

  • @xyo1337
    @xyo1337 2 роки тому +1

    It was so satisfying when you said "Shadowfax" haha, one of my favourite Gandalf lines.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 2 роки тому +4

    7:03 the Flame of Abnor 😂😂

  • @rexrocker1268
    @rexrocker1268 2 роки тому +2

    This stuff is some of the best. I can’t understand how you do this it’s brilliant.

  • @gr8tbigtreehugger
    @gr8tbigtreehugger 2 роки тому +7

    Masterpiece! I love these! Many thanks!

  • @BoiledOctopus
    @BoiledOctopus 2 роки тому +2

    Absolute perfect impressions. Genius!

  • @Toporek88
    @Toporek88 2 роки тому +9

    Emmy please! 🤣

  • @fridayblues216
    @fridayblues216 2 роки тому +3

    OMG, who ever did the voice impersonation on these videos, you are truly talented. This is the 2nd one I watched, the first one I watched was the episode 1 video and I did not read that message in the beginning so I watched the whole thing thoroughly believing that it was the actual actors doing the voices and yes, I know Christopher Lee is dead, so I just thought you guys digitally put him in there by stitching his voice from various work he did. You definitely DID NOT impersonate them POORLY as you stated in your beginning message.. Very well done!!!

  • @TwinklesTheChinchilla
    @TwinklesTheChinchilla 2 роки тому +39

    "The sea is always right."
    I suppose this means the witch hunters are out and about looking for those who supplied any sails, oars, and rudders. Personally, I'd also renounce the sea as a cruel douchebag for throwing that spiteful, insufferable she-elf along my path.

    • @TheMeta141
      @TheMeta141 2 роки тому +1

      Elendil: the sea is always right.
      Me after Galadriel threatened to kill him: you still think the sea is always right?

    • @BlitznFritz
      @BlitznFritz 2 роки тому +1

      And the sea took Amroth far from Nimrodel. 🧝‍♂️ 🧝‍♀️ ❤️

  • @rkv195
    @rkv195 2 роки тому

    “You were there weren’t you” LMAO 😂

  • @thehermitman822
    @thehermitman822 2 роки тому +10

    "The sea is always salty. Do not anger it."

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 роки тому

      "...it will have it's vengeance."

    • @reav3rtm
      @reav3rtm 2 роки тому

      Galadriel is also always salty. Do not anger her either.

  • @matteliano454
    @matteliano454 2 роки тому +2

    This is farking brilliant ! It's worth enduring the series just to see these !

  • @DarkKitarist
    @DarkKitarist 2 роки тому +3

    The future is here... These videos are soo good already it's insane... I mean the old man legs look completely real!!

  • @thoughtful1233
    @thoughtful1233 Рік тому

    "Oh, and the hills... you want them on your team in a pop quiz." lmao

  • @dand3953
    @dand3953 2 роки тому +32

    It is SO chock-full of fortune-cookie wisdom! This just ain't a dumpster-fire, it's a bottomless cesspool, black-hole pit. An intricately written, intentional failure! And apparently, before he was Gandalf the Grey, this Lesser Ainu was Olorin the Filthy. The absolute epitome of a dirty Maiar Cracker (how else would Amazon portray "White Wisdom?)! Where is Saruman the White? I tremble to view how he may get depicted. Amazon has a very strange and perverted vision of what an Immortal Angelic being should look like.

    • @ziephel-6780
      @ziephel-6780 2 роки тому +9

      yes, lets make a great Istari a filthy homeless hobo that can't do anything right, and have Guyladriel take his place in the second age! because wahmen are always the best!

    • @eliteteamkiller319
      @eliteteamkiller319 2 роки тому

      What if he’s Sauron?
      😂

    • @treebeard7298
      @treebeard7298 2 роки тому

      @@eliteteamkiller319 Sauron knew nothing of hobbits, else Frodo/Bilbo would have been caught in the Shire with the ring long before he left for Rivendale, seeing how Smeagol had already revealed after being caught and tortured that the ring was with Baggins in the Shire, which was a couple years before Frodo gets the ring from Bilbo. Even Treebeard had never heard of Hobbits, god... I really hope they don't decide to add that in too... Heyoooo Rings of Powers here!!! We gotcha boiis YOUUUUUUNG TREEBEARD meetin up with Gandalf n' da HOBBITS doin' ALL sorts of WACKY stuff!!

    • @eliteteamkiller319
      @eliteteamkiller319 2 роки тому +2

      @@treebeard7298 Sauron certainly would have known about the _existence_ of hobbits, as he's a Maiar, alive since the creation of Middle-earth, not merely some creature born on Middle-earth. He just clearly thought nothing of them and knew little if anything about their society or where they lived. Most likely he and none of his agents had any idea what the Shire was or where it was located.
      Regardless, rings of powerlessness is trash. It's trash because it butchers the source material, yes, but also because the writing is amateur and terrible. Ridiculous "move to the next part of the script" events and one-dimensional characters utterly ruined what chance it had, such as Galadriel randomly diving into the ocean so she can meet not-Sauron (and of course, the plot butchering in order to get there, ignoring that it was the VALAR who banned her from Valinor, not Gil-galad, and it was resisting the One Ring which redeemed her, not killing random orcs).

  • @AntonAdelson
    @AntonAdelson 2 роки тому +1

    The guy who does Gandalf is HILARIOUS!! What a comedic talent! Genius!

  • @lkartemis812
    @lkartemis812 2 роки тому +2

    This was absolutely glorious. Loved every minute

  • @craig6580
    @craig6580 2 роки тому

    "Structural soundness of the dog" 😆 🤣

  • @user-cg7cc7zj3e
    @user-cg7cc7zj3e 2 роки тому +8

    It's hard not to roast Amazon's the ' Rings of Failure '

  • @Plantsandtoyhorses
    @Plantsandtoyhorses 2 роки тому +2

    Elrond: "Oh Fuck that guy, ..You had one job Isildor!" Brilliant!^^

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 2 роки тому +6

    I subscribed! More, please! How bizarre is this channel, i truly enjoy it!

  • @MEAT_CANNON
    @MEAT_CANNON 2 роки тому +1

    Dude is a teenager trapped in an old dude's body. Love him! 🤣

  • @bandit6272
    @bandit6272 2 роки тому +7

    Saying, "The C is always right" only works if the test is multiple choice. If it a short essay, you're screwed.

  • @JayHelms
    @JayHelms 2 роки тому

    This is cathartic. Legitimately.

  • @randomdude189
    @randomdude189 2 роки тому +151

    Gandalf talking to Jordan Peterson would actually be the best thing for humanity. 😂

    • @mrmundungus9712
      @mrmundungus9712 2 роки тому +1

      Ew Jordan Peterson is the definition of cringe

    • @bobsbigboy_
      @bobsbigboy_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@mrmundungus9712 jep

    • @cecilcharlesofficial
      @cecilcharlesofficial 2 роки тому +3

      I've always thought Alan Watts and Jordan Peterson would be the right mix of east and west.

  • @Per_Sun
    @Per_Sun 2 роки тому +1

    Wow. You have saved me lots of time. Thanks!

  • @everyman1
    @everyman1 2 роки тому +4

    "I reckon Lenny Henry is Sauron"
    😂

  • @thehypearound
    @thehypearound 2 роки тому

    “Flame of Abnor” 🤣🤣🤣…Hugo Weaving and Sean Bean too! Oh, no…😂😂😂

  • @aynfedo27
    @aynfedo27 Рік тому +3

    7:57 you didn't just say that. The best thing about Legolas is not only his marksman skills, but also the absolute batshit insany stuff he can pull off. Like running on falling rocks midfight with Bolg, or the glorious takedown of Mumak during the battle on Pelennor fields.