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This last Christmas I got a sweater mocking my anxiety from my mom, and a bunch of stuff I would have loved when I was 4 from my dad. I’m 30. I told them I wanted either nothing or cash towards my tattoo. Instead I got insulted.
Alright I have a tip for u: 1. Take your parents on a hiking trip, go wherever, as long as it’s very far from civilization 2. Once you get there, tell them to leave their phones bc it’s a nice hiking trip and technology shouldn’t ruin it 3. Walk for like a minute 4. Run back to the car, once you get in the driver’s seat lock the doors, and drive off Now your problem is solved! ☺️ (This is a joke btw don’t abandon your parents) Or for their birthdays/Christmas give them really weird and insulting things, two can play at that game muahahaha
Im really sorry, dude. Some parents just really need a punch to the face. Hope you have a strong friend group for support. Anxiety is hell to deal with. As a mom, sending virtual hugs. Live well and stay hydrated!
44:48 My favorite Simpsons line is from Ralph Wiggum. "You're wrinkly. Somebody should iron you." It's from the episode where they put a curfew for all of the kids and then the senior citizens vote to have the curfew to include all of the non-senior adults. Near the end of the episode there's an argument with the seniors on one side and everyone else on the other side yelling at each other and Ralph says that line.
The “Which country would you go to that starts with S?” question-South America, yes, is a technicality. South Africa is not. South Africa is the name of the country. Thank you for the entertaining content though! Love the long vids.
I never realised just how much comedy gold David Guetta's "Sexy Bitch" is. Internal monologue, in an eloquent voice: "I love respecting women, i need to tell her that" Externally: *slurred, drunken profanity (affectionate)
Are supplies, legos, hot wheels tracks. I didn't realize how expensive some of it was. But my parents pretty much always got me at least one of them for my birthday and Christmas. I realize now that I'm sure there were years where it was a sacrifice.
I have a broken ankle right now and I let out a loud gasp at how much it costs you guys in the states. I'm incredibly lucky to over in England and the NHS and not just for my ankle but I also have health and mobility issues, so I'd be screwed if I lived in the states.
Maternal grandmother got my sister's name for Christmas. She got her curlers. My sisters have r is beautiful but straight like a relative on my dad's side. It does curl a little bit apparently not enough for grandma. Another year she got all the grands & great grands gifts except my sisters & when she thought they were mad about that(they weren't) she went to her car & got two back up gifts. Almost like she knew it would backfire.
57:08 There’s that one thing where SpongeBob says he can’t make a Double Keanu Patty with cheese in an order while doing it I think and the dude who made SpongeBob sated the secret formula is a no meat patty
Worst gifts I recall was a pre broken toy when I was in my mid to late teen years, as well as some perfume from my mother that smelled like baby powder I got when young. I was told it was because it’s how an old relative I never met smelled like when they got out of the bath… I couldn’t even wear perfume that one included because my relatives including my mother were allergic, she just bought the bottle to sniff it and then got mad when I didn’t wear it. Despite being told not to because I’d get everyone sick if I ever sprayed it.
Oh don't pretend that Pokémon Gold, Silver and Crystal didn't have anything good to listen to on the Gameboy. Goldenrod City is like an easy-listening tune, the trainer battle score is amazing, and let's not forget the redone Kanto music.
I always have to ask for no ice cause other Americans like it waaaaaaay too much. I don’t want a watery drink and I can’t guarantee that ice wasn’t added to a machine by dirty hands.
As a Gen-Z-er, I grew up with all of those. My parents never knew where I was, my friends and I would make plans to meet up somewhere after school and then just do it, I never had a cell phone (no one tracking us) computers got better every year, things were never instant and my friends and I had maybe too much privacy and this was in the early 2010’s
12:49 Weed. I had really bad depression in highschool that I had to drop out. I wish I wasn't afraid of getting in trouble so I could have graduated. 27:14 Homeward Bound. It's a favorite of mine from childhood, and god damnit the ending!!
Something important to history that most people don't know about would be the sack of Rome, 1527. Had the swiss guard not been there to fight back the rioters, god knows what could've happened. The Pope could've died, and easily have made a detrimental blow to Christianity. Close runners up are when martin Luther wrote the 95 theses and the 30 year's war.
A movie will be bad if it advertises "from the producer(s) of..." Producers have very little to do with the quality of a movie so if the producer is the only thing you have to brag about that's not a good sign.
"If there is a cat on your lap, you don't have to get up for any reason." What if you have to use the bathroom? Are you supposed to just _bring the cat with you?_
1:14:13 I'd move my ass out of my house first to live alone, then, I'd write my novel and mainly text to explain. For how long would this be going on for?
22:49 There aren't a ton of shows where it gets me to read the manga after ending, but JoJo's is one of the ones that made me. I love the manga. I just can't wait for the Steel Ball Run anime
First game ivs played and beat was ocarina of time n64 tool me bit to beat it wall master(hand that come out of no wear and mummy's acaredhell out of me as kid)
7:25 for me it'd be the object of my phobia...(in my case it'd be nasty popping things that you blow up with your breath and that are apparantly 'festive'... they always seem so 100000000% ready to pop JUCK!!!!!)
My girl got mad that I don’t like Starbucks and astrology then had a dream that I was cheating on her woke up didn’t see me I came back after peeing and she just left me better yet I own the home
A someone who sells $5 Starbucks giftcards. It’s not the bad gift they think it is. Starbucks has an APP that you can put the giftcards into. Nice try but you did pay for their drink
some guy from another post in another video, the question was if you could bring someone back from the dead who would it be? Or something like that, Some guy said his dead wife. Then another guy said I also would bring back this guys dead wife.
For the hot celebrities That one guy that everyone says is attractive even straight guys I don't get it Also people in my choir my sophomore year will understand this, the guy who plays Aladdin's friend in red in the Broadway show
43:26 More a speech by Morgoth cursing Hurin: Sit down on your chair and look out for your kin With my eyes you'll see, with my ears you'll hear - A Dark passage, Blind Guardian
This last Christmas I got a sweater mocking my anxiety from my mom, and a bunch of stuff I would have loved when I was 4 from my dad. I’m 30. I told them I wanted either nothing or cash towards my tattoo. Instead I got insulted.
I’m sorry
Alright I have a tip for u:
1. Take your parents on a hiking trip, go wherever, as long as it’s very far from civilization
2. Once you get there, tell them to leave their phones bc it’s a nice hiking trip and technology shouldn’t ruin it
3. Walk for like a minute
4. Run back to the car, once you get in the driver’s seat lock the doors, and drive off
Now your problem is solved! ☺️
(This is a joke btw don’t abandon your parents)
Or for their birthdays/Christmas give them really weird and insulting things, two can play at that game muahahaha
@@FreakyRatManii
Im really sorry, dude. Some parents just really need a punch to the face. Hope you have a strong friend group for support. Anxiety is hell to deal with. As a mom, sending virtual hugs. Live well and stay hydrated!
44:48 My favorite Simpsons line is from Ralph Wiggum. "You're wrinkly. Somebody should iron you." It's from the episode where they put a curfew for all of the kids and then the senior citizens vote to have the curfew to include all of the non-senior adults. Near the end of the episode there's an argument with the seniors on one side and everyone else on the other side yelling at each other and Ralph says that line.
We were all promised an hour, but we got an extra 40 minutes. Zamn
The “Which country would you go to that starts with S?” question-South America, yes, is a technicality. South Africa is not. South Africa is the name of the country.
Thank you for the entertaining content though! Love the long vids.
I never realised just how much comedy gold David Guetta's "Sexy Bitch" is.
Internal monologue, in an eloquent voice: "I love respecting women, i need to tell her that"
Externally: *slurred, drunken profanity (affectionate)
Soooo… we’re all thinking the same thing right?
Women's t-shirts? Absolutely
@@DryPaperHammerBrowomen
Noodles!
Lettuces
cat
I’m actually surprised no one said Gravity Falls for the opening theme one, the theme song is a BANGER
Are supplies, legos, hot wheels tracks. I didn't realize how expensive some of it was. But my parents pretty much always got me at least one of them for my birthday and Christmas. I realize now that I'm sure there were years where it was a sacrifice.
You guys should honestly make a podcast.
this is so true.. especially the longer videos
41:21 "probably forgetting something" REAL
that bro dodged a whole Intercontinental Balistic Missle 💀💀💀 2:54
Turner & Hooch makes me bawl every single time.
41:28 "One of our smoke alarms is low on battery"
I have a broken ankle right now and I let out a loud gasp at how much it costs you guys in the states. I'm incredibly lucky to over in England and the NHS and not just for my ankle but I also have health and mobility issues, so I'd be screwed if I lived in the states.
1:13 “lack of commitment” she proceeds to have an almost year long relationship literally 2 weeks after she breaks it off with me
24:08
If there is an option to bring an axe, always bring an axe.
Get some land just outside my suburbs, build two houses, a giant stable and paddocks
58:01
*Battle Scars* by Paradise Fears. It's a very wholesome song, I recommend listening to it :)
1:22:19 don't recall if it was Pepsi or Coke, but the salted caramel. Only soda I've never finished.
See shells and pebbles. They never look as good once they dry
0:38 Id say its... *drumroll*
The Claus
54:23 A technicality?? It’s a goshdarn country
I would yeet the so-called word "irregardless" out of the language so fast it would reach terminal velocity. Edit: Ouch, 30:02 hits me personally.
40:16 King Vitamin. A bagged Quaker cereal that's not made anymore.
Maternal grandmother got my sister's name for Christmas. She got her curlers. My sisters have r is beautiful but straight like a relative on my dad's side. It does curl a little bit apparently not enough for grandma. Another year she got all the grands & great grands gifts except my sisters & when she thought they were mad about that(they weren't) she went to her car & got two back up gifts. Almost like she knew it would backfire.
What looks better when wet? Pasta
32:19 Celeste. absolutely no contest. especially counting mods in the mix.
1:02:32 I was a leash kid, but my mom ended up holding the harness while I had the leash. Still kept me with her.
57:08
There’s that one thing where SpongeBob says he can’t make a Double Keanu Patty with cheese in an order while doing it I think and the dude who made SpongeBob sated the secret formula is a no meat patty
Worst gifts I recall was a pre broken toy when I was in my mid to late teen years, as well as some perfume from my mother that smelled like baby powder I got when young. I was told it was because it’s how an old relative I never met smelled like when they got out of the bath… I couldn’t even wear perfume that one included because my relatives including my mother were allergic, she just bought the bottle to sniff it and then got mad when I didn’t wear it. Despite being told not to because I’d get everyone sick if I ever sprayed it.
my favourite animal is dakotaraptor, doesnt matter if its extinct, an animal is an animal
Oh don't pretend that Pokémon Gold, Silver and Crystal didn't have anything good to listen to on the Gameboy. Goldenrod City is like an easy-listening tune, the trainer battle score is amazing, and let's not forget the redone Kanto music.
29:09 I read that Wikipedias raw Data is like 20 to 21 Gigabytes. Probably without images though.
I got pruning sheers for Christmas one year. I was like 15. I didn't even like gardening. My grandma used them.
I always have to ask for no ice cause other Americans like it waaaaaaay too much. I don’t want a watery drink and I can’t guarantee that ice wasn’t added to a machine by dirty hands.
19:12 HOLD UP! *Insert Vault Boy*
That is NOT a fetish.
As a Gen-Z-er, I grew up with all of those. My parents never knew where I was, my friends and I would make plans to meet up somewhere after school and then just do it, I never had a cell phone (no one tracking us) computers got better every year, things were never instant and my friends and I had maybe too much privacy and this was in the early 2010’s
Non negotiable.
We tell the truth, our house is a safe place, if you need food, a drink or a place to stay; just call
12:49 Weed. I had really bad depression in highschool that I had to drop out. I wish I wasn't afraid of getting in trouble so I could have graduated.
27:14 Homeward Bound. It's a favorite of mine from childhood, and god damnit the ending!!
Something important to history that most people don't know about would be the sack of Rome, 1527. Had the swiss guard not been there to fight back the rioters, god knows what could've happened. The Pope could've died, and easily have made a detrimental blow to Christianity. Close runners up are when martin Luther wrote the 95 theses and the 30 year's war.
3:55 Ron Swanson moment fr
A movie will be bad if it advertises "from the producer(s) of..." Producers have very little to do with the quality of a movie so if the producer is the only thing you have to brag about that's not a good sign.
"If there is a cat on your lap, you don't have to get up for any reason." What if you have to use the bathroom? Are you supposed to just _bring the cat with you?_
29:32 celebrate because it’s my negative 10th birthday
I'm sad Die Hard didn't get mentioned with Xmas movies
58:00 Resurrections by Lena Raine.
1:00:18 my dumbass over here caressing my mullet sadly (i think i rock it 😨)
1:14:13 I'd move my ass out of my house first to live alone, then, I'd write my novel and mainly text to explain. For how long would this be going on for?
47:51 where tf are you buying your trash cans? I see them at Walmart for around $10
22:49 There aren't a ton of shows where it gets me to read the manga after ending, but JoJo's is one of the ones that made me. I love the manga. I just can't wait for the Steel Ball Run anime
life is strange mentioned :)
Banana on a cheeseburger sounds awful, sure.
But hear me out.
Banana, cheese and bacon sandwiches are _the bomb._
Not me thinking of the same Dylans 💀
Most expensive thing I've broken, my lap top, bones, and a couple cars😢
First game ivs played and beat was ocarina of time n64 tool me bit to beat it wall master(hand that come out of no wear and mummy's acaredhell out of me as kid)
7:25 for me it'd be the object of my phobia...(in my case it'd be nasty popping things that you blow up with your breath and that are apparantly 'festive'... they always seem so 100000000% ready to pop JUCK!!!!!)
Holy crap man your the guy
The guy who leads the monkeys in btd6
@@ILIKEOTTERS not going to touch that game at all not even with a pole that streetches the globe...
@@indianboyster but if the pole is long enough to go around the globe...wouldn't that mean the game is right next to you?
You don’t like RANCH? DEBAUCHARY
This guy's voice has the same tone as my tinitus, so whenever he talks he triggers it. (Specifically, the first guy, there prolly is a second one)
P tang
31:19 Resurrection by Erection.
Ayyyy we got the same name bro ❤
My girl got mad that I don’t like Starbucks and astrology then had a dream that I was cheating on her woke up didn’t see me I came back after peeing and she just left me better yet I own the home
A car
lol. I like skinny jeans and low-rise pants. I dislike high-waisted pants and tucked shirts.
I'm likely in the minority though
A someone who sells $5 Starbucks giftcards. It’s not the bad gift they think it is. Starbucks has an APP that you can put the giftcards into. Nice try but you did pay for their drink
Wet hair
20:05 Who is he talking about?
some guy from another post in another video, the question was if you could bring someone back from the dead who would it be? Or something like that, Some guy said his dead wife. Then another guy said I also would bring back this guys dead wife.
For the hot celebrities
That one guy that everyone says is attractive even straight guys
I don't get it
Also people in my choir my sophomore year will understand this, the guy who plays Aladdin's friend in red in the Broadway show
1:24:44
your mother
Did he seriously say tiktok is good? Really? Was he dropped on his head as a kid?
43:26 More a speech by Morgoth cursing Hurin:
Sit down on your chair and look out for your kin
With my eyes you'll see, with my ears you'll hear
- A Dark passage, Blind Guardian
Water duh
Wooooo whoooo!!! Im the 1st!!!!
Ok
@@FragNade Ok