*documentary crew follows the courier through out the highway doing his routine* *narration from interview begins* *disembodied voice of Lone wanderer begins* LW: "when I met the courier, he was walking on his hands and had been doing son for about 200 miles *cuts to the lone wanderer being interviewed in his Megaton house* "he explained to me that this was his calisthenics routine in order to maintain shape for upcoming pit fights against...supermutants...he's a professional super mutant wrestler and deathclaw wrangler in his spare time..." *cut to Marcus interview infront of Jacobstown animal pen as grandma super mutant fights off and eventually gets chased by Brahmin* Marcus: "when I met the courier he was walking while squating all the way up the mountain and going on about scouting for the best place to host the first annual nutshot tournament in Nevada, I laughed and just thought he had taken too much jet and was on somekind of high but...then he kicked the nightkin standing next to me directly in the sack and sent him into low orbit...we never saw Steve again. *cut to Chinese ghoul commie explaining shit in Chinese with subtitles while he sits in the bar at the atomic wrangler* China Ghoul (with subs): wise once said, never fuck with man who can throw punch so hard he pulverize your skull, my friend Po learned this the hard way when he called the courier a dumb liberal American, now I'm probably the last China red in Nevada, it not so bad, at least he got me a job as security here". *door slams open behind ghoul as group of six men try to rob the wrangler* Armed thug: "ALRIGHT NOBODY FUCKING MOVE! THIS IS A-" *ENTIRE CASINO OPENS FIRE AND SLAUGHTERS THEM ALL* China Ghoul: "anyways..." *cut to courier explaining the secret of his routine* Courier: "I have to deal with a lot of physical activity in the Mojave, mainly running around, sometimes hauling large quantities of assorted garbage and other crap, sometimes I could spend days hauling particular items of value, stubbornly clinging on, I got attacked so many times I just had to do something about it, I wasn't gonna end up in some ditch again like last time. Anyways, that's when i met a tall graying old man who taught me the special exercises and techniques he called "Hokuto No Ken" it's an ancient form of martial arts that very few know, by training my body on rigorous and insane forms like I was doing earlier I maintain physical shape and discipline as to be able to perform these feets, it involves the mind as much as the body, almost like a state of... *supermutant behemoth pops up from under the ground after his nap was disturbed* Courier: "excuse me for a moment" *camera follows courier as he runs towards behemoth coming towards crew* *camera guy captures as courier uses one punch to completely turn the behemoths left leg into a gore pile and then punches it in the skull in order to make the rest of it explode into a giant gore pile* *Camara goes down hill running towards courier to witness the carnage* Courier: "so anyways, who's up for lunch? super mutant is on the menu, my treat 😊" *cuts to usual nice background shot end credits*
One day The Courier's legs will be so strong that he can stomp out all the bugs
He's like that one Russian push up dude from the meme.
STR 10, but only in one leg.
Bro doesn’t skip leg day
Badumm-tss!
When you thought your spurs were the jingle jangle but its actually your broken kneecaps
Ill be adding this to my routine
Great, carry 37 Gold Bars for maximum gains
The Fallout 76 anomaly has reached the Mojave.
This is how i walk in my dreams.
*documentary crew follows the courier through out the highway doing his routine*
*narration from interview begins*
*disembodied voice of Lone wanderer begins*
LW: "when I met the courier, he was walking on his hands and had been doing son for about 200 miles
*cuts to the lone wanderer being interviewed in his Megaton house*
"he explained to me that this was his calisthenics routine in order to maintain shape for upcoming pit fights against...supermutants...he's a professional super mutant wrestler and deathclaw wrangler in his spare time..."
*cut to Marcus interview infront of Jacobstown animal pen as grandma super mutant fights off and eventually gets chased by Brahmin*
Marcus: "when I met the courier he was walking while squating all the way up the mountain and going on about scouting for the best place to host the first annual nutshot tournament in Nevada, I laughed and just thought he had taken too much jet and was on somekind of high but...then he kicked the nightkin standing next to me directly in the sack and sent him into low orbit...we never saw Steve again.
*cut to Chinese ghoul commie explaining shit in Chinese with subtitles while he sits in the bar at the atomic wrangler*
China Ghoul (with subs): wise once said, never fuck with man who can throw punch so hard he pulverize your skull, my friend Po learned this the hard way when he called the courier a dumb liberal American, now I'm probably the last China red in Nevada, it not so bad, at least he got me a job as security here".
*door slams open behind ghoul as group of six men try to rob the wrangler*
Armed thug: "ALRIGHT NOBODY FUCKING MOVE! THIS IS A-"
*ENTIRE CASINO OPENS FIRE AND SLAUGHTERS THEM ALL*
China Ghoul: "anyways..."
*cut to courier explaining the secret of his routine*
Courier: "I have to deal with a lot of physical activity in the Mojave, mainly running around, sometimes hauling large quantities of assorted garbage and other crap, sometimes I could spend days hauling particular items of value, stubbornly clinging on, I got attacked so many times I just had to do something about it, I wasn't gonna end up in some ditch again like last time.
Anyways, that's when i met a tall graying old man who taught me the special exercises and techniques he called "Hokuto No Ken" it's an ancient form of martial arts that very few know, by training my body on rigorous and insane forms like I was doing earlier I maintain physical shape and discipline as to be able to perform these feets, it involves the mind as much as the body, almost like a state of...
*supermutant behemoth pops up from under the ground after his nap was disturbed*
Courier: "excuse me for a moment"
*camera follows courier as he runs towards behemoth coming towards crew*
*camera guy captures as courier uses one punch to completely turn the behemoths left leg into a gore pile and then punches it in the skull in order to make the rest of it explode into a giant gore pile*
*Camara goes down hill running towards courier to witness the carnage*
Courier: "so anyways, who's up for lunch? super mutant is on the menu, my treat 😊"
*cuts to usual nice background shot end credits*
Gonna get a bad hip doing that