Black Metal Audition
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2019
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MayheM audition:
"I want to kill Euronymous"
"You're hired"
"Bloodsucker of Jesus Corpse" LOL
Top- I will steal it maybe ;)
Jesus's corpse now looks like a squished carton of Ribena strawberry juice, because of Bloodsucker!
Many ✝️ believers will be so upset, like as if it's like watching his crucifixion all over again back 2000 years ago on the hill of Calvery!
Bloodsucker of Jesus' Corpse is my spirit animal
He reminds me of onyx
He just drinks wine.
Yeah
"i was on my way to kill Euronymous myself" -Bloodsucker Of Jesus' Corpse
Yeah, I would’ve gone with Bloodsucker of jesus corpse & his triangle skills.
Lmfao dude
Band: Neeeeeext!!
*Panda bear walks in
Band: *YOU ARE HIRED*
'blood sucker of Jesus corpse' sounds like it could be a Belphegor song. Awesome video man!
They should've hired Stevie T to play the triangle
"so how much guitar you know ?"
"I can trem pick "
'you're hired '
I want to start a black metal band Can you give me the triangle guy contact info ?
It's not triangle you poser, it's trveangle ;-)
just hire stevie-t
@@annah.9116 im dying . Haha
Sure!
Én leszek trveangulumos a bandádban
the singer make me feel like you need to do a vocal tutorial
haha :D
That would be fun to see.
A BM band with a triangle-playing member were a) innovative b) unique and c) trve cult. They could use a darker toned triangle. Or they could invent a E-Triangle, simiar to E-Guitars....xD
Oh, I woud call it: Trveangle!
The last one says :"They're as disgusting as you!"
The 2 band members shout:"You're in!"
Hahaha
This is one of your best skits, legit gave me a laugh.
3:15 is that guy Fenriz??
Hey! Playing the triangle can get you far in life....it got Stevie T in a DragonForce music video after all 😂
Every one of those guys are my bass player . Which one depends on how much beer he already drank 😵
hahaha :D
1:17 triangle player?? Sounds familiar... But we all know who the best triangle player is!
Edit: nice video dude, I always enjoy this humoristic stuff even more than the videos about music. Always makes me think about the good old UA-cam and crying bitter-black trve tears.
Stevie-T is the best triangle player 😂
@@jjs8426 You wrote "2SetViolin" wrong :P
The ending is so accurate
The singer sounded like my dad imitating what metal sounds like to him :D
Hi, Farvann.
I honestly enjoy watching your comedy sketches, and you are classic at doing them. Much love and support from the Highlands of Scotland, Dude! \m/
Band: What do you play?
Applicant: Well...let's find out 🌚
Every video you do really worth it.
We all are here for you man.
Was fucking great by the way haha, like
0:36 why did I immediately think of a damaged version of "Seven nation army" by The White stripes,at the beginning?🤣🤣🤪
0:25 seconds why did you change your glasses to the blindfold? Also 6 Franks is always better than 1 !
It's just some meta level stuff for the intellectual audience... like being blind to your own inability
I love it ! I knew it was something intellectual, but I was not sure exactly what, thank you for teaching me ☺️
Haha Farvann I knew you wouldn't make it for long without your faithful audience :P Glad to have you back.
Me:
If only there was a channel with a young Antonio Banderas with long hair and did hilarious skits on Black Metal. That'll never happen.
"Of course you want" That was so German
Was it wrong grammar?
It hears it so on that that was a German 😅
@@Farvann lol it should be "Of course you want that" A for effort though
@@SkarletOctaviaMUSIC or just of course.
@@beyondtheradio that too
He's so cute 😍
This reminds me of some Abbath interviews "I'm not in the mood, and dont feel good" "I hope you better got some good fkn questions".
Hahaha yeah! Thanx Farvann fore yet another fun ”sketsh” to watch! Love from sweden!
*checks his watch which doesn't exist*
Me: God, that's so black metal.
i love your metal videos, always makes my day better!
This is great! I think Farvann is a genius! Brost!
That ending got me. Great video.
Glad to have you back
The riff at 3:30 is so sick stoner rock tune
This is a good video.
I enjoyed it very much.
Thanks!
Yeah, Farvann is back! :D
1:01 - 1:50
Aww I Haven't Laughed so Fucking Hard Since Fuck Knows When!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🐢🐢🐢😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are in!
DSBM statt DSDS!
Deutschland
Sucht
Black
Metal
ich wusste du magst castingshows...
haha nee, ich mag keine Castingshows. Ich glaube, die echten Talente sind clever genug, nicht an sowas teilzunehmen
@@Farvann
hmm, ich melde mich aber auf jedenfall zu deinem nächsten BM bandcasting an als neuer maultrommelspieler... weil... bei ygg is maultrommel auch geil.. jeder braucht das..
videoidee:
bandprobe mit verschiedenen instrumenten die eher nicht rein passen, zwar keine ahnung wie du an sowas kommen könntest.. und dann auch noch spielst, aber die idee steht
Nice skit as always
Awesome
Cheers Mate!
1:50 sounds like chris barnes lol hHAHAHAHa
Would love to see a song from Blood sucked of Jesus Corpse haha
hahaha the ending was such a good curveball :D
And that's how Durbatuluk was created
1:50 -
Farvann, Lucifer will send you to the big bad fire for not letting him in the band...
Hahaha me encantó ♥️
The one with anxiety 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 Me
So many Franks...I need a beer now!
if all the rejected guys from these auditions started their own band i imagine it would sound like this japanese bm band that was all girls and fenriz dated one of them, you need that band in your life
Put all of your songs together and make an album
bolten ur-alt!!!! This man has some fine taste
Ja sicher!
lol love it :P
hey Farvann can you make video about making Drums in guitar pro ? or similar software like tuxguitar ?
das is genau die scheiße auf die ich bock hab!
0:40 sounds a bit like the Intro of Pay the Man (Americana)!
OH HI MARK
Nice Shirt aber blöde Mütze 😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
Geiles Video‘!!!!!
Remembers me the "black metal idol" video,just search it
I know
the one man bands that never play live are the introverts
As a one man band that never plays live I can confirm and disagree
Was that bottle opening and cork dropping purposefully put on beat with the song?
Better hope you won't need a triangle in the future...
Singer was awesome 🤣🤣🤣
Tbh if I had a black metal member name it would be Goat Shredder
@ 1:50 HAHAAAAA ! 😭😂
🤗😊
I mean Sigh has used a triangle, so I don't see the problem.
⭐⭐⭐⭐
triangle? was it steviet
Shit, this was funny as f
1:03 LMAO
Can anyone one recommend some crazy as all fuck black metal
Varg auditioning for Burzum...
😂
Am I the only one getting that bad growl from audition reference? Was it Starmania or what?
You look kinda like Defeated Sanity’s Drummer
No Absynth?
I'm an Arsonist. So I'm hired?
lol, i almost sh*t my pants X)
Bolten Ur- Alt?
Gefällt mir
thats why there are a lot of one man bands... XD
Geile Tapete
second guy is me
I have an actual legit question.
How do I find members for a band?
My band needs a bassist, a keyboardist, and a drummer. It's a metal band (mostly power metal, influenced by Sabaton) with USAF themed lyrics.
There aren't very many musicians or metalheads in Marion county, Ohio.
How do I find members?
I have no idea because I was asked back in the days. I did not find the band, the band found me
@@Farvann Oof
How did they do it
@@FuraFaolox They asked me if I could shoot one of their music videos and after that their guitarist left :D
@@Farvann What's the band called? I might take a listen
@@FuraFaolox Document 6, it's Grindcore/Death Metal
That's what she said
"Black Metal Audition"?
@@Farvann didn't last that long ©
@@alexandermakov2289 aaahhh
Привет
3 meddler ohne Drache xD
3:04 *looks at wrist that doesn’t even have a watch on it*
That's the joke
Heimdalls Wacht. I can work with him
Dachte ich's mir
Wie geil der Lügenlord song hahaha
Der Song heißt "Bike Rides" von The Green Orbs. Gibt's umsonst in der UA-cam Bibliothek. Kannst du runterladen und den ganzen Tag in Dauerschleife laufen lassen 😂
😂😂👌
Bro, i can play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, so can i join your band? If you don't let me, you hurt my feelings! \m/
You bad person, Farv, me no like you anymore!
>:(....... (Baby voice)
All jokes,
Dude! ;)
So in conclusion, Black Metal is all about the attitude, not the music... lol
So in conclusion, this was a skit, not reality
Lol
lülülülü
Für mich bleibts ein Goreminister-Song :D
lmaooo
Pg. 99 shirt???????
No, Document 6 is my band
@@Farvann Oh rad, i shall listen
It's not Black Metal 😀
My Black Metal project is called Durbatuluk
HAHHAHAHAHHA