I tried to think of a witty comment to stick down here, but all of a sudden, I don't feel well enough to think of one. Can somebody come up with something for me? Also, share this video with your partner, It'll go down well. Probably. In addition, go do and have a look at these wonderful miniature model guns from Goat Guns, they're awfully good: goatguns.com/
@@Tespri The doctor was wrong. The only people to recover from ManFlu are those who are wrongly diagnosed, what they had was not ManFlu, but instead slight indigestion and headache caused by being poisoned with ethanol, Germans include ethanol in malt drinks still to this day. Back to my point the doctor was wrong he should have sent them both packing and put his feet up, they were both a lost cause.
As a german, currently dying from man-flu myself, all i have to say is ... I KNEW IT! IT WERE THE DAM TOMMYS ALL ALONG! Joking aside, this was excactly, what i just needed. The laughter even opened up my sinusses .... probably. Greetings from Germany.
I personally want to see him deversify to different time periods or wars instead of just the great wars from the early modern period. Napoleonic squire Should exist all the way!
@@SquireComedy I would go that far. Or at least I would try to go that far, and then I would get mauled by enemy machinegun fire as soon as I got into range.
These videos I swear I say it every time but just get better and better, the comedy perfect, yet sheds the light in the story’s perfectly Simply incredible keep it up!!!
Aaaah this well documentet case of Biological Warfare at the Somme in early 1916. Never thought that somebody makes a high quality documentary out of it. 12 out of 10 👍
Calling these places where combatants died horrifically as 'fronts', was pretty much of an understatement, given the millions who died in rat-infested trenches that smelled of the vapors of combat who didn't even understand why they were there, isolated from their loved ones and families. The poem about the poppies of Flander's Field scarcely does justice to the horrific nature of how these people died, many being claimed by infections and disease instead of the swift deliverance of a bullet...
Glad to see poor old Cooper keeps hopping the twig with headshots. Two videos in a row. Third one will make it a tradition. Native-speaker level of German, right there.
Great ad. If Legolas had a machine gun or assault rifle he'd be using them like a fast shooting sniper rifle gettig perfect headhsot while surfing down a flight of stair on a shield.
getting a bunch of german actors to play the hun in the trenches was a masterstroke! so much better than those nonsense jerry bosch accents of hollywood, bravo!
"I suppose he could have done he could have done it from the start." Ha! 😂 I wonder if Bill making pew pew noises, and being told they do the sound effects In post, was a call back to Brian Blessed excitedly explaining how that happened to him on the set of Flash Gordan.
Rather enjoyed this! Found it after youtubing 'lemsip' (I've a slight head cold and got confuzzled between Google and youtube) the struggle is evidently real. Also rather enjoying the comments..especially the ones where people are getting wound up regarding ze Germans *chuckles into the vicks handkerchief* thanks for the laughs! Vive le France
Hold up now. Lemsip has been a staple of the British armed forces, and indeed British society at large, that to imply otherwise is mockery. We've all woke up one day fancying a lemsip and a lie down. The British Empire was built on feeling a bit squiff and deciding to stay in bed.
I tried to think of a witty comment to stick down here, but all of a sudden, I don't feel well enough to think of one. Can somebody come up with something for me? Also, share this video with your partner, It'll go down well. Probably. In addition, go do and have a look at these wonderful miniature model guns from Goat Guns, they're awfully good: goatguns.com/
It’s is true does guns are good
@Squire, Welp, there goes my plans for Christmas
How did he comment on this 11 minutes ago when this video was posted 2 mins ago
the lotr ad was awesome btw
@@justin7253 because I can comment before release!
“Medic I’ve lost an arm”
“Can’t you see I have a serious case of man flue”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
a very serius one
To be fair he knew the armless guy was lost case but manflu wasn't.
Lol
@@Tespri The doctor was wrong. The only people to recover from ManFlu are those who are wrongly diagnosed, what they had was not ManFlu, but instead slight indigestion and headache caused by being poisoned with ethanol, Germans include ethanol in malt drinks still to this day. Back to my point the doctor was wrong he should have sent them both packing and put his feet up, they were both a lost cause.
Great video, and even better German. “Dirtish Britishe Tic-tacen” was a personal highlight.
A satire on Dad's Army?
It was perfect nothing but perfection
I liked the "Tic Tac" line, too.
Nothing like a new Squire video to help after a particularly awful Physics assessment! Huzzah!
I also had a physics assessment too so I can relate
Or any assessment:)
Same here but Spanish
I also had a physics test as well
Good luck!
The German section alone had me giggling. My first thought was "They're going to do it with faux German", aren't they?
I loved these reenactments, they are quite high quality for the goofiness of the script
They're always a treat (though they do sometimes tend to drag on waaay too long imo). And even the adverts are always entertaining :)
Those subtitles at the German trenches were not for those who don't speak German
They're here for those who do
😂😂....Forken Brilliant mate
It had me in tears
Sounds a lot more like dutch
@@Radi8e that's what I thought as well😅
Dankeschön
As a german, currently dying from man-flu myself, all i have to say is ... I KNEW IT! IT WERE THE DAM TOMMYS ALL ALONG!
Joking aside, this was excactly, what i just needed. The laughter even opened up my sinusses .... probably.
Greetings from Germany.
Sounds like a bad case. Take many days off the frontline, soldier.
And i thought the männergrippe is a pure german phenomenon.
Was das Fuck?! Get backen to wörken!
The new camera looks great
@@TakaD20 JAWOLL, HERR KOMMANDANT!
As a non-German, I'd say you nailed the German accent
"Was das fuck?!" was my favorite quote from this video
Extremely loud on the eastern front
That's very good. Wish I'd done THAT video, now.
All loud on the African southern kamers campaign
I am currently suffering from this so-called "man flu", how dare you call me out in such a hilarious manner. I shall be writing to the Hague.
Cheers Rex, keep up the good work
One of your best. I cracked at "Alarm!..-en" and all the goofy german speech haha
9:10 my favourite part of the video, actually burst out laughing at that one 😂😂
To be fair, many curse words in European languages these days are lifted directly from English, so I could see a German saying that
I say, there's nothing quite like a new Squire video to brighten your day! Especially if he does one set in Hiroshima...
Or Nagasaki
I personally want to see him deversify to different time periods or wars instead of just the great wars from the early modern period. Napoleonic squire Should exist all the way!
The “genglish” spoken by the Germans is spot on. “Was das fuck!” Brilliant.
I was just rewatching your older videos and all of a sudden stumble upon this gem, perfect coincidence. Thank you guys. ❤
it came out 2 months ago?
You Sir, are the comedic heir to Blackadder Goes Forth. You deserve my praise.
Thanks - Though I wouldn't go that far!
@@SquireComedy I would go that far. Or at least I would try to go that far, and then I would get mauled by enemy machinegun fire as soon as I got into range.
These videos I swear I say it every time but just get better and better, the comedy perfect, yet sheds the light in the story’s perfectly
Simply incredible keep it up!!!
The only Channel that I don't skip the Advertisements!
Cooper is brilliant, more of him please sir
This is only Alex's 4th ever appearance, so we'll try and get him in more!
Aaaah this well documentet case of Biological Warfare at the Somme in early 1916. Never thought that somebody makes a high quality documentary out of it. 12 out of 10 👍
I find it so funny how you used the same music style as in the movie
0:10 “Roll Credits”
The only problem with Squire videos is that there isn't enough of them
That's a quote from Churchill Right?
@@johnpyefinch3454 I don't think so, but it wouldn't surprise me
I like the fact that they went out of there way to get a ph gas hood. Like the attention to detail
in a world where comedy is becoming scarce , you guys are refreshing. hilarious
I wish more people actually knows about your channel, Squire. These skits are hilarious
Thanks mate, jolly kind.
You guys are pretty good at german for British people. (Also, it's pretty funny)
As someone who is just getting over being sick, this is accurate
Calling these places where combatants died horrifically as 'fronts', was pretty much of an understatement, given the millions who died in rat-infested trenches that smelled of the vapors of combat who didn't even understand why they were there, isolated from their loved ones and families. The poem about the poppies of Flander's Field scarcely does justice to the horrific nature of how these people died, many being claimed by infections and disease instead of the swift deliverance of a bullet...
0:33 is a reference to the film 1917, if I am not mistaken. If it was just coincidence then it is a bloody lovely one. Cheers Squire!
I like how you guys actually put on the PH helmets the right way
That "german" sounded so genuine XD
"Was das fuck!" Lmao
I'm using this from now on. Cheers, Squire!
No worries! Thanks for watching!
Really making use of those trenches I see.
Damn bloody right we are! Probably the last trench video for a few months.
You guys are great.
Your videos are so much fun!
Thank you!
Nothing bad as Squire making best videos and funny videos for us
Very relaxing, tooke me back to my time in Verdun.
I've loved seeing the video quality grow over the years.
This felt like a day on drugs in glasgow's ambulance control room.
Even though I've got no clue what that's like.
Sounds like a question for Lazer pig or Big Mooney.
I saw you guys last weekend, didn't say hello but it made my day! 😊
Yay! Cooper's back! But as always, he dies sadly.
Kind of like Kenny.
Glad to see poor old Cooper keeps hopping the twig with headshots. Two videos in a row. Third one will make it a tradition.
Native-speaker level of German, right there.
These videos are what keep me going each day
You guys ability to speak German is hilarious! XD
Thanks, you can tell we've done GCSE German.
Go on chap! Keep up the jolly old content!
There’s not a better day then when squire posts a ww1 video
Thanks for the birthday present squire!
Great ad. If Legolas had a machine gun or assault rifle he'd be using them like a fast shooting sniper rifle gettig perfect headhsot while surfing down a flight of stair on a shield.
I feel personally attacked by this episode. As i sit shivering in my duvet.
Perfect way to end a hard day
Man flu may prevent a hard day tomorrow.
@@SquireComedy man flu hasn't existed in Ireland since 1922, little known fact. Instead we have what's known as "wicked bad all together"
great video as always
Watching this in Germany whilst suffering with the afore mentioned man-flu and considering asking the haus Frau for a lemsip
Haha! Prepare for 'That look'.
@@SquireComedy I’m used to the rolled eyes and the “doof Englisher” look after asking for milk for my tea so this is nothing new 👀
The only channel i have notifications turned on for.
😆😆❤❤❤
No one else does a sponsor insert as well as Squire. :P
getting a bunch of german actors to play the hun in the trenches was a masterstroke!
so much better than those nonsense jerry bosch accents of hollywood, bravo!
That pidgin German, though... :D
This is super high quality!
Actually good advert
This is honestly better than the actual film that came out last year
Thank you for blessing us squire
“OLL QUIOT ON THA WESTAHN FRUNT”
I love your videos
The best line is "I almost got sick, and I dribbled into the toilet a bit"
It's happened to all of us...
@@SquireComedy Yes indeed, and we are all every jack man of us very brave.
Loving the WW1 videos yall are doing!
that was really Funny, great job, hope you get back to feeling better
“Dirtisch British a-tic-tacin!”
That did not sound like "What on Earth".......that was soooo Monty Python.......I love it
lol, got a good laugh over this. One thing though, "Männergrippe" is a thing in Germany, missed opportunity here ;)
Haha the hobbits add is like the crème filling in a twinky
"I suppose he could have done he could have done it from the start." Ha! 😂
I wonder if Bill making pew pew noises, and being told they do the sound effects In post, was a call back to Brian Blessed excitedly explaining how that happened to him on the set of Flash Gordan.
This is a much better version than the original witch I just watched
Those Germans shouldn't laugh - don't they know the wurst is yet to come?
I've a feeling this may actually be an authentic joke from the WW1 period.
Right in the middle of finals:
*Squirepost*
I COULD NOT STOP LOUGH-ING AT THE ENDING LOL
If all quite on the Pacific front
God I love the ww1 battle jerkin and the Shockkonmando vest
Imagine this into a full length movie😂
Amazingly funny video.
Thanks Oscar!
This is one of the better videos
I mean other than the super quick incubation period, seems pretty accurate with the Spanish flu going around in the trenches lol
all quiet on the western front is the best book and movie ive ever read and seen
The Geneva Convention will hear of this!
Now where have you kidnapped your new crew member?
as someone who learned german for 6 years, i couldn't find any problems here
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee,a new squire vid finally
all tposing on the western front
‘Can you get me a lemsip private’
Heavy Black adder vibes
Nothing like a squire video after being rejected
Rather enjoyed this! Found it after youtubing 'lemsip' (I've a slight head cold and got confuzzled between Google and youtube) the struggle is evidently real. Also rather enjoying the comments..especially the ones where people are getting wound up regarding ze Germans *chuckles into the vicks handkerchief* thanks for the laughs! Vive le France
Jolly good one
They had me fooled into thinking they actually speaking german
Ah the fact that's it's a corporal and a private makes it so much more deadly
Those Germans were so drunk they mixed up every Germanic language
Hold up now. Lemsip has been a staple of the British armed forces, and indeed British society at large, that to imply otherwise is mockery.
We've all woke up one day fancying a lemsip and a lie down. The British Empire was built on feeling a bit squiff and deciding to stay in bed.
Great video old chap!
9:19 “Durtish British a-tick-tacin”
I did GCSE German, as you can tell.
POV: you got all quiet on the western front in Walmart