I can't help but think about this every single time I make a fry up. I usually end up laughing so hard I burn everything, and have to contend with tucking into charred eggs and bacon XD
It was great! First half was a bit slow but after the break he was really on fire. Also he threw chocolate in the audience and I sat front row so I got Dylan Moran chocolate. Haven't brushed my teeth since.
"Late is Bullshit,doesn't matter how fucking late you are you can turn up in your pyjama's scratching your nuts with a fork the same old shits gonna be there" fucking brilliance
:D:D:D:D:D fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken's period on a plate! welcome back! we missed you while you were sleeping! :D:D:D:D:D
SOME YUMMY CEREAL, MMMHMMMHMMM! Dust with milk! Says it right on the box, in big primary color letters: CONTAINS FIBER! GOODY GUMDROPS, I WAS UP ALL NIGHT FANTASIZING ABOUT FUCKING FIBER!
Maybe because it's one of the few comments on UA-cam which isn't just a quote from the video or "AM I TEH ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED HE WAS HOLDING A MICROPHONE HERP DERP".
Fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken's period on a plate. Right, I get the dead pigs and the chicken's period, but what the hell is the fungus? Do they serve mushrooms for breakfast over in Scotland?
"It takes you three quarters of an hour to find your face and apologize to it" that's fucking poetry
Dylan Moran has opened my eyes. I will never break my fast with chicken's periods and milky dust again.
"Half ten? Half ten? I've never been up at half ten. What happens?"
I don't know
This man is true gold :')
" *Dust with milk* "
Took me three full minutes to pull myself together after that. My ribs still hurt. =(
Seeing him live exactly one month from now, I'm already psyched.
8 years on... I bet you're still psyched. 👌🏻
1:46 The turn and lil grin he gives after shouting I NEED SOME FIBER is priceless.
LMFAO, easily one of the smartest, wittiest and funniest comedians alive!
Yessss!! late is a myth! I'm moving to Ireland!
“A chicken’s period on a plate” 😂
There is this fraction of a second on 1:07 where you can see him so chuffed and jolly at the effect that line has on the crowd 😂
"Goodie gumdrops, I was up all night fantasising about fuckin' fibre!"
Dylao is so wonderful when he's full of rage. XD
I can't help but think about this every single time I make a fry up. I usually end up laughing so hard I burn everything, and have to contend with tucking into charred eggs and bacon XD
Goodygum drops I was up all night fantasising about fibre :D
Hes perfect
It was great! First half was a bit slow but after the break he was really on fire. Also he threw chocolate in the audience and I sat front row so I got Dylan Moran chocolate. Haven't brushed my teeth since.
sergeantshroom Lucky you!🍫
"Late is Bullshit,doesn't matter how fucking late you are you can turn up in your pyjama's scratching your nuts with a fork the same old shits gonna be there" fucking brilliance
"What do you think in the morning?"
"Think? Think??? I'm not even fucking breathing, go away".
:D:D:D:D:D
fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken's period on a plate! welcome back! we missed you while you were sleeping!
:D:D:D:D:D
KruppaF dust with milk 😂😀
I'm embarrassed to say it took me a whole 5.8 seconds to realize he was talking about mushrooms and eggs.
It takes you three-quarters of an hour to find your face and apologize to it.
UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY!!!!
He's like a lucid, angry, drunk Eddie Izzard.
And Irish...
a chicken's period....that's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard
sometimes i do fantasize about fiber
Me too, buddy. Me too.
The man's a genius 🤣🤣
He looks so happy complaining about mornings.
The man is a genius
Dylan Moran's like, the purest state of our psyche lol
'DUST WITH MILK' My reaction to Weetabix.
Oh. I didn't know that .
Thank for clearing it up!
so fucking true, I always thought this !!!
I LOVED this guy in Shaun of the Dead
That's my alarm, from 0:08 to 0:14 :D
Chicken's period on a plate... yum. XD
I had to watch this at 2:30 am
I reckon I've woken up everyone in the house
XDD
Dylan Moran is Irish but has been living for a few years in Scotland.
Some yummy cereal... hum hum hum... dust with milk!
Im never going to be on time for school again, cause the same shit will always be there whether im on time or not.
And there I was, thinking morning had broken.
BEST SKIT GOIN
"mmm dust with milk!"
SOME YUMMY CEREAL, MMMHMMMHMMM! Dust with milk! Says it right on the box, in big primary color letters: CONTAINS FIBER! GOODY GUMDROPS, I WAS UP ALL NIGHT FANTASIZING ABOUT FUCKING FIBER!
friggin hilarious
That's it. I'm never getting up again.
This guy is my Spirit animal...😂😂
THINK! THINK!
I actually look forward to my bowl full of dust with milk, every morning, thanks much.
Yep, actually food is perhaps the only good thing about mornings in general.
Your username is perfect for a Dylan Moran Channel!
According to Wikipedia, Dylan is Irish but lives in Edinburgh, Scotland.
Lol, this is EXACTLY how I feel about the morning... I NEED SOME FIBRE!! xD
Happy Saint Patrick's Day :)
Fucking genius!
He is an amazing kid! I need some fiber!
Both.
my thoughts right now getting up at four..:D
Maybe because it's one of the few comments on UA-cam which isn't just a quote from the video or "AM I TEH ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED HE WAS HOLDING A MICROPHONE HERP DERP".
Scotland?
@HiperactiveZombie > Haha, yes that is deffently me in the time they call "morning" (morning son start before 1100 (11AM) if you ask me ;) )
Scratching your nuts with a fork!! LMAO!
Lol... Good point.
Goody Gumdrops! I Was Up All Night, Fantasizing About Fucking Fiber! :L
"I need some FIBER!!!"
I need some fibre!
HMMMHMHMMMM, dust with milk!
x-C
Yeah...? Well give me a fucking eclair!
Cake...
I NEED SOME FIBER!
this guy reminds me of Bill Hicks.
What I heard? Wikipedia is a couple of clicks away!
i think its an adjective buddy :P
Fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken's period on a plate.
Right, I get the dead pigs and the chicken's period, but what the hell is the fungus? Do they serve mushrooms for breakfast over in Scotland?
actually knowing him that's probably EXACTLY what he means! I wondered that too now you cleared it up thanks :)
i was up all night fantasizing about fuckin fiber
:))))))))))))))
He should do a show about bra fitting and tampon sizes, try some high heels and then eat a kilo of chocolate 😄
lol
@LikeMulderAndScully Yet you were typing...
lol chicken's period on a plate
Sad that people think he's Scottish. Are you deaf?
When he said "I was up all night fantasizing about fucking fiber"
Was he using "fucking" as an adjective of a verb?
Now I can't eat eggs anymore
why is this the top comment?!...
did he ever apologize about accosting two women and sayin the n word?
LMAO
DUST AND MILK LOL
You should be a comedian. Seriously. Ask anyone.
@ADJPease
It's an Irish and British thing.. :)
So, he's Irish, you say? Heh. Go figure. :P
Nope, Irish, very irish
Yeah, Scotland. Dylan Moran is Scottish. At least that's what I heard.
GO AWAY WITH YOUR THINK.