Every Girls Brain On A First Date

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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  2 роки тому +8245

    Please Like and Share the video if you enjoy! Only doing more of these if you guys actually like them :p

    • @annagb786
      @annagb786 2 роки тому +59

      definitely

    • @ladibao
      @ladibao 2 роки тому +40

      Do more with riley

    • @amandachaboyer5868
      @amandachaboyer5868 2 роки тому +28

      Love love love 😍 keep on being you!!

    • @DebraMelnyk
      @DebraMelnyk 2 роки тому +39

      Yes please do more longer skits for youtube.

    • @w3iRdo0O_3
      @w3iRdo0O_3 2 роки тому +20

      I love ur videos sooooooo much I am a HUGE fan ur videos make my day

  • @OutsideGamerGirl
    @OutsideGamerGirl 2 роки тому +2471

    The different characters' personalities are so spot on! So many emotions happening at once during the first date. Way to go, Kris! We need more like this.

    • @straightrippnable706
      @straightrippnable706 Рік тому

      I want to describe my opinions on each, just like I said earlier I think her MILF character is boinkworthy.

    • @Woodlerx
      @Woodlerx Рік тому +6

      I strongly agree

    • @ematise
      @ematise Рік тому +1

      You know what, even if it's funny (which is indeed) it's very demystifying. 😅 Very nice! Happy New Year!

  • @wortheffort
    @wortheffort 2 роки тому +3334

    We need more like this. NOW!

  • @Dan.R.A
    @Dan.R.A Рік тому +538

    I'm impressed with this script. I guess Kris could write a movie, produce, direct it and star in all roles by herself.

    • @Art1sticWorm
      @Art1sticWorm Рік тому +11

      I’d watch it

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Рік тому +4

      ​@@Art1sticWormtake our money!

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Рік тому +1

      needs to get in touch with calebcity and Ryan George.
      these 3 would make a hella movie i swear

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Рік тому +1

      @@JS-rv3et and Steven He

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et Рік тому

      @TheWPhilosopher Steven he doesn't pass the vibe check.
      Okay maybe the vibe check but Ryan and Caleb both definitely have more chemistry with themselves then steven.

  • @PhoeniixFiire
    @PhoeniixFiire 2 роки тому +13891

    This is like Inside Out for adults, and in the best way possible. We absolutely need more of these!
    Edit: I'm absolutely flabbergasted by the number of likes this comment has received...thank you all a ton!

    • @Vondruke
      @Vondruke 2 роки тому +59

      There was a sitcom from the 90's called Herman's Head, it's more like that.

    • @Silverburstnelson
      @Silverburstnelson 2 роки тому +49

      Inside out IS for adults.

    • @PhoeniixFiire
      @PhoeniixFiire 2 роки тому +42

      @@Silverburstnelson I never said anything to the contrary, I was just saying that this is targeted specifically at adults rather than being family friendly, like Inside Out.

    • @NaKiJa95
      @NaKiJa95 2 роки тому

      MOOOOORRRRREEE

    • @uiucchemistry2664
      @uiucchemistry2664 2 роки тому +6

      I agree 1000%!!!

  • @izzyhere3293
    @izzyhere3293 2 роки тому +389

    Kris somehow knows everything…..great to relate to. 😃

  • @SweetiesSys
    @SweetiesSys 2 роки тому +155

    I really love this “Inside my head” series! This longer episode turned out great, and I hope that you make more of them in the future 🥰 Also the sirens are *definitely* what happens when I overthink-

  • @OReily08080
    @OReily08080 Рік тому +30

    "Memory, refresh hers." Idky, that line just felt so satisfying

  • @scottieb127
    @scottieb127 2 роки тому +699

    Brain is my favorite character by far, the pure exasperation with all of it brings me an unreasonable level of joy

    • @jdevdawg1
      @jdevdawg1 Рік тому +8

      Your right the brain is good but like adhd better

    • @11matt11
      @11matt11 Рік тому +9

      Just love the fact she used her own mom as a character for her anxiety. This might be one of the best sketches on youtube, ever.

    • @tuoyosado3632
      @tuoyosado3632 Рік тому +5

      ADHD was definitely my favorite character 😂

    • @martincostello1907
      @martincostello1907 Рік тому +7

      Brain, with the helmet, won the day! The mustache was brilliant.
      I was openly snorting laughter at work (of course).

    • @evelauner3348
      @evelauner3348 Рік тому

      Yesss

  • @briannehawks613
    @briannehawks613 2 роки тому +851

    I would totally watch an entire movie of Kris acting out her body's internal actions. That was hilarious!! Kris you are a gem In the rough to me!

    • @yazidhami3111
      @yazidhami3111 2 роки тому +8

      OMG I totally agree with you, it was hilarious as hell ! She has such a natural talent for comedy, and I would love to watch an entire movie with her too :D

    • @squishy8246
      @squishy8246 2 роки тому +5

      100% she’s great 😊

    • @eviestar9972
      @eviestar9972 2 роки тому +5

      Lol same she is funny and perfect and she is sooo nice

    • @amandajeffery2745
      @amandajeffery2745 2 роки тому +3

      Same!

    • @docknives3792
      @docknives3792 2 роки тому +3

      InsideKris

  • @TJSmith
    @TJSmith 2 роки тому +858

    this is genius. and so accurate.

    • @ifiwereyou926
      @ifiwereyou926 2 роки тому +5

      @@Instabruh.User.. I’ve seen it and it isn’t at all yikes my dude

    • @destrokebuddy9594
      @destrokebuddy9594 2 роки тому +4

      I think a loonie here I repeat a loonie

    • @ifiwereyou926
      @ifiwereyou926 2 роки тому +2

      @The best Brandon Moore no I was trying to be polite but that failed miserably

  • @NFSHeld
    @NFSHeld Рік тому +1510

    She played
    Kris,
    Kyle,
    Brain,
    Memory,
    ADHD,
    Heart,
    Lady Parts,
    Anxiety,
    Depression, and
    Hormones.
    And they ALL have a different feel to their character. This is brilliant acting 😄👍

    • @fakhrurrozi9528
      @fakhrurrozi9528 Рік тому +29

      Pixar needs only to hire her for Inside Out 3 and safe a lot of money

    • @starteraxle50
      @starteraxle50 Рік тому

      Try Niharika.Nm

    • @peterjames232
      @peterjames232 Рік тому +3

      Eddy Murphy used to act lilke this

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +1

      @@peterjames232Not to this extent. But, yeah, his old comedy still holds up.

    • @Duncan9910
      @Duncan9910 Рік тому

      ​@@fakhrurrozi9528true

  • @wildboy92004
    @wildboy92004 2 роки тому +759

    I just finished the video and I love how Kris seperates her "Depression" "ADHD" "Hormones" "Heart" "Lady Parts" 🤣 and encapsulates them into her character's outward behavior and expression
    This is such an accurate representation of the conflict we feel within ourselves when we say or do things, we don't want to do, or, don't say or do things, we wish we had done!

    • @romanasky6820
      @romanasky6820 2 роки тому +3

      Well said!

    • @wildboy92004
      @wildboy92004 2 роки тому +1

      @@romanasky6820 Thank you! That means a lot 😊

    • @ricklanese6174
      @ricklanese6174 2 роки тому

      It is brilliant, isn't it...

    • @Oweexe
      @Oweexe 2 роки тому +4

      @@Instabruh.User.. Bruh no

    • @wildboy92004
      @wildboy92004 2 роки тому +2

      @@ricklanese6174 She's gonna become an absolute legend!!! If I could only manage her career!

  • @mordiekai
    @mordiekai 2 роки тому +274

    We need longer skits like this! Have not laughed like this in a long time. 😂😂🤣Keep up the great content!

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 роки тому +44

      Awww yay ok!❤️

    • @agcraziness1
      @agcraziness1 2 роки тому +1

      Yes!!!!!!! Do like a part 2 to this or something

    • @kemizehabib-mohammed8791
      @kemizehabib-mohammed8791 2 роки тому

      Yesssss. We miss these

    • @Mother4Jesus
      @Mother4Jesus 2 роки тому +2

      @@kallmekris you’re hilarious!! 🤣 “I can make it start, -can’t make it stop.🤷‍♀️” So true.. 😝

  • @patriciabynoe7482
    @patriciabynoe7482 2 роки тому +298

    10/10 shits and giggles. Can I just say that this made me laugh so hard after a shitty day, not to mention the amazing way Kris brought out the truth that some of us girls tend to over think ALOT!!! I was not expecting my grandfather to knock on my door and ask if I was alright this evening, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
    I appreciate you and your videos so much.

    • @atlasfeynman1039
      @atlasfeynman1039 2 роки тому +2

      We all have shitty days, may the morrow be brighter!

    • @thecocktailian2091
      @thecocktailian2091 2 роки тому

      Some? Try ALL girls overthink Grossly, most men under think. How pairings ever work is a wonder.

  • @danielandrosov3261
    @danielandrosov3261 Рік тому +64

    This was absolutely genuinely creative, crazy, fun, informative on actual how some brains work, all at once! If you produced most on your own, you got some real imagination and talent!

  • @stonepony2743
    @stonepony2743 2 роки тому +981

    Kris, you've simply outdone yourself here. Arguably, your best work to date. You're a gem and simply stunning!

    • @Jack-zn6qm
      @Jack-zn6qm 2 роки тому +8

      Sssssiiiiiiiimmmmmmppppppp

    • @zackjones9087
      @zackjones9087 2 роки тому +10

      I have to agree. This is a whole new level. She's going places. I predict all this hard work will eventually really pay off if it's not already.

    • @terrangelica3505
      @terrangelica3505 2 роки тому

      Agreed!!! Loved it!!!

    • @mikebarnacle1469
      @mikebarnacle1469 2 роки тому +2

      Sigh. The difference in the kind of comments men and women creators get on youtube. Really sad.

    • @gustavmarcell7921
      @gustavmarcell7921 2 роки тому

      What this guy said +1 👏

  • @michaelbaziotis8287
    @michaelbaziotis8287 2 роки тому +1427

    "WHY are we STILL crying?!"
    Kris this was GD hilariously brilliant!

    • @kbtred51
      @kbtred51 2 роки тому +11

      and I can make it start not stop

  • @TheDanielcs
    @TheDanielcs 2 роки тому +268

    I really love how she embraces every opportunity to wear that space helmet

  • @jeremytaylorfrancisgleaves3854
    @jeremytaylorfrancisgleaves3854 Рік тому +28

    This was awesome!!!! I really liked how all the different parts of the human body and psychology were accurate and funny. The anecdote about being able to start crying and not stop is something one of my good old friends shared. I am glad these characters did not have a one night stand because that would have hurt her, so even though she wanted to go through with it I think her hormones protected her in the end. I would love to see more stuff about dating and seeing the inside of characters conflicting parts.

  • @whitegrowsthelily
    @whitegrowsthelily 2 роки тому +474

    This had me dying laughing! The ADHD randomness, Anxiety, and Lady Parts...and when Hormones showed up, I had tears (of laughter) myself! So accurate. I love it. More please!

    • @breanna017
      @breanna017 2 роки тому +6

      The ADHD was hilarious... i was laughing SO hard ily kris

  • @GuyJustCool
    @GuyJustCool 2 роки тому +1373

    This is a goddamn masterpiece. If you ever decide to become an actress, include this in your portfolio.
    Greatly written, greatly acted, greatly edited. Amazing job.

  • @magnus7857
    @magnus7857 2 роки тому +771

    "Memory! Refresh her's!"
    What a great line.

  • @_M0NTY
    @_M0NTY Рік тому +23

    Fabulous skit. The presentation of the different internal characters is masterfully executed. The mannerisms, outfits, and dialog of each character is perfect. Well done!! Thank you for sharing your immense talent to make us laugh!

  • @reneilwemosikatsi9179
    @reneilwemosikatsi9179 2 роки тому +217

    The brain's reaction after the hormones like "I can make it start can't make it stop", so hilarious 🤣 please Kris, we need more of this. And bring back Riley and all the other characters...I miss them:)

    • @atlasfeynman1039
      @atlasfeynman1039 2 роки тому +5

      Honestly, I like the other characters (I notice the similarity between Riley and Brain) but they almost get annoying after a while, but this ADD/Memory/Brain/Heart/LadyParts setup is truly genius and I could watch thousands of videos like this one.

  • @sleepy4459
    @sleepy4459 2 роки тому +217

    Her lipstick is perfect with that top and she has also perfectly personified the inner struggles of us all! 🥰🥰🥰Love you Kris!

  • @Gnomig01
    @Gnomig01 2 роки тому +1757

    this is the best skit ive seen in a few years. Even as a dude. I go through this on dates. But i also have the inner monologue of: "is she flirting or being nice to me". like seriously...my date could strip naked and bekon me with her finger. and my brain will still be like: "nah she was probably hot and had a finger cramp". Being totally void of social cues is Horrible in dating!

    • @kaychen3512
      @kaychen3512 2 роки тому +110

      As a bi woman I relate to you so much like WTF ?🤣

    • @jayestanley837
      @jayestanley837 2 роки тому +56

      @@kaychen3512 same 😭 why is it all so complicated

    • @shyryTsr2k
      @shyryTsr2k 2 роки тому +53

      I can take a hint pretty damn well, however I still can not stop assuming the worst about everyone I'm into😞

    • @potapotapotapotapotapota
      @potapotapotapotapotapota 2 роки тому +71

      If people would be more straightforward about their intentions then maybe people wouldn't need to jump to conclusions and make mountains out of molehills. Remember, you must get someone's consent to go ahead with your intimacy. Without it you will just be trying to read each other's minds and that is a recipe for disaster.

    • @Sigmar_Heldenhammer
      @Sigmar_Heldenhammer 2 роки тому +60

      Yeah, I get the whole cluelessness thing too, my first girlfriend invited me over while her parents and siblings were out (we were both 16 at the time) on my birthday, and wanted me there Asap.
      Anyway I told her I had a few things to take care of and ended up getting there minutes before her dad came home from work over 4 hours later.
      She was not happy with me.

  • @njgl2010
    @njgl2010 Рік тому +85

    As a husband and dad of 19 yrs, this is totally accurate when compared with my own personal observations, after 2 decades of “research” of the females in my Life. Absolutely hilarious as well, we all loved it! 😂

  • @allanknox8216
    @allanknox8216 Рік тому +420

    Kris is unique and refreshing. Loved her from the first moment I saw her. Clever and fast paced, she's a great personality.

    • @AeonKa42
      @AeonKa42 Рік тому

      you mean... multiple personalities :D

  • @dandoo5657
    @dandoo5657 2 роки тому +343

    That got a belly laugh out of me. Not going to lie, I'm a 33 year old dude with two kids, I was questioning whether or not this was going to be good, just maybe not meant for me. It was absolutely fantastic. Willing to bet she's bored doing the reaction videos and wanted to switch it up, this was awesome.

    • @evanfinnian
      @evanfinnian 2 роки тому +6

      Check out her TikTok, it's full of these

    • @wildboy92004
      @wildboy92004 2 роки тому +10

      Kids make the difference in a man's maturity cuz that's the same with me, I'm a single Father with two kids, one in high school who lives with me, other in the army and I find Kris' videos more entertaining with hilarious content that's more meaningful with her mature wits! I wouldn't appreciate her videos as much as I do now, without learning what I have just from my heart growing with children to love, to appreciate Kris for different reasons. Her mature humor is at/above the 90th percentile of all the UA-cam creators on here.
      If she went further into YT, she'd become more influential and popular than she feels she's capable of. She has thoughts in her head that act up as she said on her Tik Tok videos that she's feeling down or she's upset over her bangs or something small but if she went all out in her videos and started posting daily, she may easily become one of the top 10 UA-camrs of all time. That's what my mind says and my heart feels anyways 🤷‍♂️

    • @dandoo5657
      @dandoo5657 2 роки тому +3

      @@evanfinnian trust me I'm a fan. UA-cam allows for more time to flesh out these ideas and a longer videos and I'd like to see more of it.

  • @landofjennay
    @landofjennay 2 роки тому +346

    YES!! You definitely need to do another one of these longer skits, this one had me in stitches. I especially loved when the brain, lady parts, the heart, depression and anxiety were up in arms with each other from 2:57-3:12 meanwhile ADHD is so focused on other things like TV shows, the bread basket and pooping. It was also hilarious when Hormones came in and started the tears, and Brain was like "well turn it off, we look insane" and Hormone's is like "Sorry, I only start them, I can't turn them off." LMAO. This was so accurate and so funny.

    • @eeyoreismissing
      @eeyoreismissing 2 роки тому +6

      Loved how relatable this was and how funny & sad that thought was. But please make more of these.

  • @marissa1341
    @marissa1341 Рік тому +10

    The only thing you forgot was anxiety being concerned about whether the guy is a killer. Otherwise..spot on!!

  • @michellekundu6103
    @michellekundu6103 2 роки тому +5048

    can we just appreciate the fact that kris never fails to make us laugh. Whenever i have a bad day i just start watching her. she has helped me through so many tough times and has made me laugh and smile when i was at my worst. thank you. we all love and appreciate you

  • @caidenvirk911
    @caidenvirk911 2 роки тому +338

    Kris never fails to make us laugh

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 роки тому +48

      Yaaay❤️

    • @briannamangin3206
      @briannamangin3206 2 роки тому

      For real though 🤣

    • @ediedressel8567
      @ediedressel8567 2 роки тому

      Oh absolutely

    • @Toleen896
      @Toleen896 2 роки тому +2

      Girl I'm sorry to tell you but your response section is like this one them is Kris and their is 2 bots and there's is two normal ones that are saying "for real though 🤣" and the other one is saying "oh absolutely"and yeah that's your whole comment response section rn so yeah

    • @caidenvirk911
      @caidenvirk911 2 роки тому

      @@Toleen896 I don’t care and like what’s the point of mentioning

  • @kathardy82
    @kathardy82 2 роки тому +456

    She’s her own sketch comedy troop all unto herself ❤😂

    • @mr22guy
      @mr22guy 2 роки тому +5

      Troupe 😊

    • @E--Drop
      @E--Drop 2 роки тому +2

      Frr this was brilliant!

    • @grantwithers
      @grantwithers Рік тому +1

      I cannot figure out if she writes this all on her own or what

    • @chris86simon
      @chris86simon Рік тому

      This was how it was done in the early days of youtube. I fucking love the nostalgia of this one!

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb Рік тому +3

    The accuracy of this portrayal astounds me.

  • @Muneeb08
    @Muneeb08 2 роки тому +57

    The creativity, time and script writing this takes is crazy. This was elite Kris 👏

  • @OEMPlus
    @OEMPlus 2 роки тому +3599

    As a male, father of two kids, and husband of one wife this seems entirely accurate.

    • @unknowninvisible2519
      @unknowninvisible2519 2 роки тому +192

      Like you're gonna be a husband of two wife's?. Hahahahahaha

    • @OEMPlus
      @OEMPlus 2 роки тому +175

      @@unknowninvisible2519 mormons and muslims do it 😃

    • @warm1ke304
      @warm1ke304 2 роки тому +71

      @@OEMPlus oh fck no, multiply this by 8, imagine. I can barely manage one 😅

    • @OEMPlus
      @OEMPlus 2 роки тому +39

      @@warm1ke304 thats what im talkin about. The one i got tried to leave twice already :D

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 2 роки тому +33

      @@unknowninvisible2519 polyamory exists….

  • @liannapfister8255
    @liannapfister8255 2 роки тому +302

    Anxiety being nervous because of Lady Parts might be the most real thing I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @aFoxyFox.
      @aFoxyFox. 2 роки тому +1

      Can you explain a little more to me, I am having trouble understanding but this really makes me wonder. What is it that was so relatable to you in particular about that? I'm having trouble understanding anxiety in relation to "lady parts" but maybe I'm thinking about it in the wrong way. Could you explain what you are thinking of when you say "might be the most real thing I've ever seen in my life"? Is the idea that you're frequently eager to pursue sexual interactions but become nervous about pursuing them? I'm maybe taking "lady parts" to specifically, so I'm having trouble understanding how one's own vagina or genitals makes them nervous? I can understand it maybe more if a man is afraid of his genitals being unimpressive or something or not being able to perform sexual intercourse. Anyway, as you can see, I'm really trying to grasp what this might be about. 296 people have clicked the thumbs up on your comment, so anyone at all who can answer my questions about this would be very helpful to me and much appreciated.

    • @13andmadwastaken
      @13andmadwastaken 2 роки тому +1

      @@aFoxyFox. damn

  • @jamiem3640
    @jamiem3640 3 місяці тому +1

    I meet this guy online so for our first date we went to Starbucks and he walks up to me and says Hi and I saw pictures of him but I was just exited and nervous that I didn’t realize it was him until we were inside waiting to order, those emotions were spot on, keep up the great continent KallmeKris

  • @jennythompson8972
    @jennythompson8972 2 роки тому +83

    Brain: "What do we do?!"
    Hormones: "Cry."
    Me, pointing at the screen: "FUCK YEAH WE DO!"

  • @Aethelrose
    @Aethelrose 2 роки тому +560

    this was the best version of brain fragments I've literally ever seen

    • @kevinfilbin7688
      @kevinfilbin7688 2 роки тому +2

      Is it fair to say that she is attractive to that sort of man and not attractive to the sort of man that she desires?

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 2 роки тому +3

      Agreed. More variety and the entry of each facet into the conversation was so well staged. And the costuming was excellent.

    • @nickpagano7134
      @nickpagano7134 Рік тому +2

      You didn't need to add 'literally'

    • @SomethingSomethingComplete
      @SomethingSomethingComplete Рік тому +5

      @@nickpagano7134 You didn't need to comment. I didn't need to comment. We literally don't need to do anything.

    • @nickpagano7134
      @nickpagano7134 Рік тому

      @@SomethingSomethingComplete "literally" in this circumstance was even more superfluous than my comment, also you shouldn't like your own comments, that's just weird.

  • @michaelchileshe2619
    @michaelchileshe2619 2 роки тому +480

    Brain is such a creative character I don't know why I like her, she just fits the part. Very well played out

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 2 роки тому

      It's those naughty secretary glasses.
      She's very hot.

    • @dukeonwheels
      @dukeonwheels 2 роки тому +7

      Same reason I liked her, we're men.

    • @wolfwintemute7298
      @wolfwintemute7298 2 роки тому +6

      @@dukeonwheels So is the brain ... notice the mustache.

    • @margaritakleinman5701
      @margaritakleinman5701 2 роки тому

      I like her too, and I'm not a man.

    • @dukeonwheels
      @dukeonwheels 2 роки тому +1

      @@wolfwintemute7298 yeah captain obvious that's why I said what I said.

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 Рік тому +2

    It should be illegal for a woman to be this ridiculously gorgeous

  • @ifiwereyou926
    @ifiwereyou926 2 роки тому +52

    “They never brought that bread basket” literally the only thing I was thinking for the entire time

  • @AnimeXeph
    @AnimeXeph 2 роки тому +401

    Absolutely, every-time, you make my day! Can’t wait to see you in Sam and Colby’s new video this Sunday🫠🥹 love you more than you’ll know girl!!!

    • @asiannoogut7548
      @asiannoogut7548 2 роки тому +4

      @Mr Musk 🅥 Am I an idiot for clicking BOTH those links? *cries in laughter*

    • @gamingwithgraham8516
      @gamingwithgraham8516 2 роки тому +5

      Wait there is another one ?

    • @LisaDonaldson246
      @LisaDonaldson246 2 роки тому

      Yes you should b in more of there videos 😊👻

    • @adityachhabra3492
      @adityachhabra3492 2 роки тому +2

      Wait she's gonna be in another one of their videos?
      Where did you find that out from?

    • @babet504
      @babet504 2 роки тому +1

      I completely agree. I also think Kris and Colby should totally be together ❤

  • @curtisbates4381
    @curtisbates4381 2 роки тому +54

    Wow. You struck oil with this one. Emotionally relatable while being as entertaining as sketch comedy gets. Up there with “Kids in the Hall”. My family loves your work as well. Thank you. I’m glad you exist.

  • @justincase7848
    @justincase7848 Рік тому +2

    This is just genius. Brilliant. Art at its finest. Laughed so so hard and... You are us. Thank you. Absolute ❤

  • @13xBran
    @13xBran 2 роки тому +330

    This is great haha! I love all the different characters being introduced gradually, it's so accurate, even for dudes. The brain characters in different situations is definitely something I would like to see. Keep it up Kris, watching you're videos is an easy, fast track way to get a smile on my face and get me laughing, even on the worst of days. Much love.

  • @ItsMooMoo
    @ItsMooMoo 2 роки тому +32

    The ADHD is killing me. So relatable! Love it.
    Edit: Damn these likes are coming in like fire! Tysm!!!

  • @PandaD2
    @PandaD2 2 роки тому +38

    This is GOLD! Everything was spot on but the second Hormones came out through to the end was just epic. Literally in hysterics. Absolutely well done!!!

  • @Silneth
    @Silneth Рік тому +1

    Omg the Hormones line: "I... have no control. I can make it start... caaan't make it stop." SO TRUE I'm dying over here

  • @ricklanese6174
    @ricklanese6174 2 роки тому +143

    This is great, Kris! Do you write all this material yourself? Because it's genius. It also must be difficult to piece all the personalities together so seamlessly. It really is a brilliant 5 minute skit - and you've done so many; the well never seems to run dry. Thank you for all the work it must take to bring us this joy!!

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 роки тому +62

      I write everything I do ☺️ thankyou!

    • @Julia-od5vn
      @Julia-od5vn 2 роки тому +7

      @@kallmekris you made me laugh by this video. And i gotta say you were brave in the Sam and Colby,s video. Darn you gotta ask them to be in one again if you,d like to.

    • @shaily2404
      @shaily2404 2 роки тому +5

      @@kallmekris you should audition for SNL!

    • @ricklanese6174
      @ricklanese6174 2 роки тому +5

      @@shaily2404 I'm actually very surprised that Kris hasn't been "discovered" by mainstream entertainment yet.

    • @ricklanese6174
      @ricklanese6174 2 роки тому +1

      @@kallmekris Would 💙 to see more of Katrina & the boys, Chad, Janet & Riley, Karen and the stunned possum...

  • @jasminemaherelgohary8151
    @jasminemaherelgohary8151 2 роки тому +90

    Can we take a moment to appreciate this young lady, she never fails to put a smile on our faces, and she's always there when we have a terrible day, she comes and compliment us and entertain us with the most hilarious, lovely videos

  • @219arun
    @219arun 2 роки тому +44

    This was so hilarious and well thought out. Was smiling the whole way through. How freaking talented is this woman

  • @PeteZam
    @PeteZam Рік тому +6

    this was 10 times funnier and more entertaining than any recent comedy ive seen come out of hollywood in the last 5 years. this was hilarious

    • @johntucker7352
      @johntucker7352 Рік тому

      Hollywood isn't talented enough to produce anything this funny and yet true😂🎉

  • @leehart7796
    @leehart7796 Рік тому +408

    This is BRILLIANT! Comedic perfection and spot on accuracy. I don't know your demographic, but you're slaying the mid-fifties set!

    • @ak47training
      @ak47training Рік тому +21

      Mid-thirties report
      She is still slaying😂

    • @AK-jt7kh
      @AK-jt7kh Рік тому +7

      Early 30s. It's working for me.

    • @preciousone5496
      @preciousone5496 Рік тому +2

      Mid fifties here, too. 😁

    • @mwarwick3876
      @mwarwick3876 Рік тому +11

      Yep, she's got the 40's covered, too

    • @maggie0417
      @maggie0417 Рік тому +4

      Yep, mid 40s, love her, I can completely relate!! 😂

  • @mars30
    @mars30 2 роки тому +54

    i think we can all agree we need more sketches like this 💜

  • @Carstein666
    @Carstein666 2 роки тому +212

    That "bread basket" arc, though. It kept me on edge of my seat!

  • @SavvySaxy
    @SavvySaxy Рік тому +1

    I love how I just realized at the very end that the brain has an astronaut helmet, mascara, and a fake mustache. I only noticed the mascara because I noticed the mustache

  • @yourlurkingking
    @yourlurkingking 2 роки тому +22

    1:50 lmao anxiety got me wheezing man

  • @potapotapotapotapotapota
    @potapotapotapotapotapota 2 роки тому +698

    This woman is genuinely funny. I love her stuff.

    • @hunterharris4085
      @hunterharris4085 2 роки тому +1

      ...........Ayo?

    • @sha7303
      @sha7303 2 роки тому +2

      Thats very rare

    • @ThermalTherapy
      @ThermalTherapy 2 роки тому

      @@sha7303 she's not funny

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 2 роки тому +2

      I like her humor too and she's very attractive.

    • @her_sunray
      @her_sunray 2 роки тому +1

      @@ThermalTherapy not for u she is

  • @sun00shine
    @sun00shine 2 роки тому +70

    ADHD: They never brought out that bread basket!
    If you herd anything, then it was definitely me wheezing with laughter.
    Thank you so much Kris, your skits are the best, they always cheer me up!❤️

  • @17736tja
    @17736tja 11 місяців тому +1

    This was hilarious 😂 every guys is like “the brain part makes sense! 100%” 😂😂👍🏻

  • @6ThreeSided9
    @6ThreeSided9 Рік тому +230

    My god this was so good. It’s like a sketch where all of your skill and talent as a comedian was in full view. Definitely want to see more like this.

    • @words007
      @words007 Рік тому +1

      If this is actually closer to how women think then it's kinda funny how everybody has some standards but eventually come short in front of the people they are trying to find a bad things about. In this case women cannot stop crying like a 6 year old yet she tried to imagine the guy left without paying, yet he didn't. Life is extremely unpredictable. And 1 can never be 100% sure 😅. Nice skit though😂

  • @bea902
    @bea902 2 роки тому +131

    We look insane... It's a shame that on most occasions brain knows this, but heart, hormones and everyone else are running the show. I haven't been on that many first dates, worrying that anxiety will ruin everything (and it did) but this was soo accurate. When i met a guy who didnt run away when i cried on third date, i knew there is something. We've been together for 2 years.

    • @gogoplu
      @gogoplu 2 роки тому +8

      This was too sweet and highly accurate. I wish you the best!

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 2 роки тому +1

      Aww love ur story, wish u the best :)

  • @maxleon5341
    @maxleon5341 2 роки тому +30

    The genuine joy this made me feel and the too accurate portrayal were top notch.

  • @effmltalks
    @effmltalks Рік тому +2

    I pray to god they make an ‘Inside Out’ for adults and that she’s the star

    • @effmltalks
      @effmltalks Рік тому

      Low key these are the kinds of mental whiplashes I go through and my poor boyfriend has to go through because of years of being with idiots and only half dealing with my own insecurities - I think he understands the struggle and at least sees I’m self aware 😂 coming out with bizarre things all the time WOOO

  • @larryhall1786
    @larryhall1786 2 роки тому +162

    Absolutely one of the funniest skits I ever watched--and I'm 87 years old!

    • @yazanazi3372
      @yazanazi3372 Рік тому

      You r just horny granpa 😂. I'm joking i have a great respect for the elderly i hope you have a great day sir.

    • @Layarion
      @Layarion Рік тому +4

      ...bro that is so cap

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 Рік тому +1

      What's funniest about it is the ironic aspect - we pretty much are this way. If you're 87, you already knew that though, lol.

    • @wsemenske
      @wsemenske Рік тому

      You just admitted to being that creepy old dude

    • @yazanazi3372
      @yazanazi3372 Рік тому +3

      @@wsemenske why creepy? For thinking a video is funny ?

  • @-ststudios-3020
    @-ststudios-3020 2 роки тому +51

    I feel so seen and yet incredibly attacked, this has made my day.

  • @hammaswingah1693
    @hammaswingah1693 2 роки тому +253

    I am officially in love with Kris. This is excellent, like Inside Out but a one (8?) woman show. So well done. And she's so unbelievably adorable!

    • @yogeshnag4
      @yogeshnag4 2 роки тому

      I'm also in love with her... 😄😄😄❤️❤️❤️

    • @corrupt1user
      @corrupt1user 2 роки тому

      Woman
      Man
      Brain
      Memory
      Heart
      ADHD
      Ladyparts
      Hormones
      Anxiety
      So... 9 Woman show.

    • @justinegreen7509
      @justinegreen7509 2 роки тому

      I'm so in love with her it's painful. How do people this loveable even exist? I bet she poops rose scented glitter.

  • @SoaringPaws
    @SoaringPaws Рік тому +10

    This is amazing, no matter how long it's been posted! 😂
    Gives me "inside out" vibes, yet it's all Kris! 😂👏👏👏
    Amazing as always!

  • @someonesurviving
    @someonesurviving 2 роки тому +48

    Kris with an astronaut helmet is my favorite y'all. just the best

  • @SniperGod101
    @SniperGod101 2 роки тому +39

    I gotta say the brain and memory skits are my absolute favorite! (don’t tell Katrina lol) Have a great day!

  • @davidb329
    @davidb329 2 роки тому +75

    This was absolutely amazing. The way KMK embodies each character makes it look like we are watching multiple actors.
    Also- SEAMLESS editing.
    Wow.

  • @TheCollectorsOasis
    @TheCollectorsOasis Рік тому

    This acting is insane!!!!!!! God she’s so good!!!!

  • @aeon4591
    @aeon4591 2 роки тому +12

    These longer skits are amazing. ADHD character are just my daily thinking pattern when i stand listening to customers.
    I for one wants more of these!

  • @DutchChick94
    @DutchChick94 2 роки тому +45

    I LOVE everything about this!! 😂
    Seriously sometimes it's like she's playing out my mind to the exact detail. Makes me feel like I'm not alone in my way of crazy thoughtprocesses ♥️

  • @Fluffykeith
    @Fluffykeith 2 роки тому +19

    “You’re just going to catch feelings like you always do!”
    Brilliant

  • @MyWorld-eb9oz
    @MyWorld-eb9oz 11 місяців тому +2

    My Brain and Memory are both Intelligence, depression is depression, though less prominent than in my dates, your heart is the nice girl, your *cough* parts are horniness, anxiety is insecurity and ADHD (kinda rhymed *I think*) are completely original additions. (I'm comparing this to a video just like this I saw right beforehand)

  • @TheRubberDuck77
    @TheRubberDuck77 2 роки тому +31

    I just love Kris, we should all get a petition started to get her on SNL, at least for a show as host, if not a regular =)

  • @wolfofasgardhobbies6483
    @wolfofasgardhobbies6483 2 роки тому +108

    As a Kyle myself, I can gladly say not all of us are like that but that's hilarious awesome job Kris. :)

    • @kallmekris
      @kallmekris  2 роки тому +18

      ❤️

    • @jaymeeleighjx1x
      @jaymeeleighjx1x 2 роки тому +2

      Yet to personally meet one that isn't 🤣

    • @JACKIElovesBLUE
      @JACKIElovesBLUE 2 роки тому +3

      @@jaymeeleighjx1x 1 of my best friends growing up was named Kyle. He was the sweetest guy I knew. Tried his hardest to make sure everyone was ok all the times. He was seriously a great guy.

    • @Terrapin22
      @Terrapin22 2 роки тому

      I knew a Kyle in the scouts. He was an odd mf. We got along great.

  • @frankemagawjr4602
    @frankemagawjr4602 2 роки тому +43

    Another large smile brought to you by Kris and her excellent creativity. Thought I was the only one wit the voices talking to each other in my head! 🤣👍

  • @filakyle3663
    @filakyle3663 Рік тому

    This is the video that made me huck up on your channel. I could watch it again and again , sooo great.

  • @Saro_15
    @Saro_15 2 роки тому +19

    4:00 "I can make it start but can't make it stop" iam laughing pls my stomach hurts 😂😂 the whole video is funny

  • @sarthakkumar1616
    @sarthakkumar1616 2 роки тому +35

    This was a much funnier version of the movie INSIDE OUT 😹. Absolutely loved it Kris 😘.

  • @whiskeyrat4804
    @whiskeyrat4804 Рік тому +235

    Stumbled across this today... LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! Most clever writing I've heard in a looong time! Perfect dialogue, perfect timing, great characters, super performances, extremely well thought out, original, and belly-laugh-funny! Part most replayed for me: 03:57 to 04:04...
    "...we're fucked!"

    • @slayer8actual
      @slayer8actual Рік тому +1

      That was when I expected a reaction from My Lady Parts - like a high five, thumbs up or something, then a sad face after getting a angry glance from My Brain or My Anxiety, or maybe a new character, My Reality Check.

    • @AeonKa42
      @AeonKa42 Рік тому

      Better then most things HBO, amazon and Netflix or Disney produce. And better acting aswell, huh.

    • @garyrich6289
      @garyrich6289 Рік тому

      Lol, the most watched part is 1:42 when she has her rack on the screen. Very nice BTW.

    • @joelv4495
      @joelv4495 Рік тому

      ​@@slayer8actualthe reality check is when the waiter brings the check, causing her to realize the guy totally lied and was gonna get them to skip the check.

    • @alextrigger8199
      @alextrigger8199 Рік тому

      yeah, the funny (sad) reaction from Lady Parts would be "no, we're not!"

  • @solidstehl9546
    @solidstehl9546 Рік тому +2

    I can't tell you how many times I've seen this. It still makes me laugh and never gets old. Thanks for posting this video

  • @zoe.1198
    @zoe.1198 2 роки тому +38

    Yas longer skit! Been waiting a while for this one 😜
    Hope you’re feeling better Kris! 💖💙

  • @Scott-hb1xn
    @Scott-hb1xn Рік тому +47

    Ok, "he's never gonna call us back" with the visor flip almost got me coffee drenched... lol... Always love your stuff!

  • @zoopzoooom
    @zoopzoooom 2 роки тому +520

    This was by far your most epic, top level, Professional Level Production to date, although I have always thoroughly enjoyed your remarkable talent before, following your character’s stories as if they have their own lives. But this video separates you from what you’ve previously produced by demonstrating your expanded capabilities. So very well done and good luck to you!

  • @faolanliath6687
    @faolanliath6687 Рік тому

    You can tell Ms. Anxiety to calm down. You look beautiful. And the best part? Beautiful AND funny.

  • @malaikamigwi1963
    @malaikamigwi1963 2 роки тому +13

    LOL! this should be a series & 3:08 is THE best of all of it🤣🤣😂😂🙂🙂🙂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCatWitch63
    @TheCatWitch63 2 роки тому +145

    I just couldn’t stop laughing while, at the same time, recognizing how true to the core this skit is!! Please, please, please keep them coming!!!

  • @BazingaJ
    @BazingaJ 2 роки тому +51

    The decision to use that helmet was spot on, love it!

  • @elizabethwall8063
    @elizabethwall8063 Рік тому +6

    I’m married and it’s been more than 20 years since I was in the dating world, but this brings back that time for me. Hilarious and too relatable!! 🤣 Speaking as a writer myself, this whole skit is very well written!

  • @ShiraP26
    @ShiraP26 2 роки тому +17

    I absolutely loved this! I've always loved the 'Brain' skits and these longer ones are the best. Please do more! So relatable though. 'I can make it start, can't make it stop. Same 🤣🤣

  • @hd-xc2lz
    @hd-xc2lz 2 роки тому +268

    Drop dead gorgeous and can write/stage/costume/act.... how does this woman not have her own show yet?
    Bet 2023 is a special one in her career.

    • @buckemptier
      @buckemptier Рік тому +32

      I think she has her own show and you were just watching it

    • @eatinginthegym
      @eatinginthegym Рік тому +3

      Think she's writing?

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 Рік тому +2

      I just hope that she isn't unwillingly single - there gotta be tons of people out there who'd love to get to know her more as a partner 😊

    • @KA-jm2cz
      @KA-jm2cz Рік тому +2

      If she just make own UA-cam channel, she could have millions of views!

    • @saintejeannedarc9460
      @saintejeannedarc9460 Рік тому

      @@eatinginthegym Yes, she's definitely doing her own writing. I think she said she started this as a sanity buster during covid. It's pretty good the way she puts it all together.

  • @IrNaLann
    @IrNaLann 2 роки тому +19

    I absolutely love this sort of sketch, and you did a fantastic job on each character. Thanks for the smiles, laughs, and all-too-real portrayal of SO MANY dates.

  • @JonBatz
    @JonBatz Рік тому

    Excellent across the board! Thanks for everything you do!