Funny how "cover the face" hasn't been patched out by evolution. You'd think it wouldn't be the best move when a predator sneaks up on you for example. Maybe the myths are true and you really become invisible when you close your eyes.
I hope they don't. Because that's bullshit for the people who pay for their insurance to have to pay for people who don't take care of their stuff - intentionally breaking them at times. Yea I know that's not how insurance works. But it's still a douchebag move.
When I fall my base reaction is do everything I can to stop my fall my head hardly moves and I figure out where my current center of balance is faster then a budist monk hold my arms straight out or bend them at the elbow and shift my weight forward to catch myself then proceed to readjust my legs to stop the fall as quickly as I can (or get up in the event of cushioning) I don't preemptively do this it's not premeditated and no one taught me I just fell alot as a kid didn't like pain and now I catch myself no matter what And since I never tied my shoe laces (I know how I just see it as a waste of time) I constantly subconsciously monitor where the laces are swinging so I don't trip Its from conditioning I've rarely tied my laces and j don't like falling so I made it so i don't This girl might just have cover her face intentionally the first then the second time do to blush then it probably became habit Constant action results in subsections being directly by the subconscious because muscle memory
I can tell you it’s not lmfao I’m the same way 😭 just being behind me and casually saying my name makes me jump like this. It’s actually not all fun and games, in my case it came from trauma.
ferna2294 Lets hope that he knows that its a possible that she may have psychological trauma. Looks liked they have a lot of serious conversations about the past to discuss.
Mental Meles freak obviously realised it was a joke, really was more of an add on to that in a sarcastic really. I see that the sarcasm flew over your head! But to give credit to you, it's hard to tell sarcasm in writing. With the context in mind sarcasm is easy to see
Or maybe the guy just does this shot ALL OF THE TIME and she’s paranoid about it. One of these days, she’s going to have earplugs in and a .38 in her hand instead of her phone. She’ll be like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. “Say Jess again! I double dare ya!”
Captain Candycorn *sorry to be the boring person* It's instinctive. Your eyes are vital if you want to flee, so when something jumpscares you you'll protect your face.
Alice I think if I get scared like that I put my hands in front of my face but not cover my eyes since that makes it impossible to see and protect yourself from the threat IF it were a real threat lol
Alice I now think this girl may be so used to her boyfriend scareing her that she almost instantly realizes it is him and so covers her face because she is embarased idk lol
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this. I’m sure his good qualities outweigh it but still. I don’t think some people realize their significant other could in fact leave them and find another good looking, otherwise cool person who doesn’t prank them 24/7 🤷🏼♂️
T 1 well I actually didn't know this was a joke already . When I saw this video I immediately clicked with this joke so that's how I commented this but I didn't mean to steal a joke . I didn't even read the comments so how could I know.
She covers her face in case of incoming attacks toward her skull which could immediately negate her consciousness in a state that is to be rendered unable to fight.
This is a fully reasonable comment that was not made in jest I do beilieve it's a case of hyperneotic conditioning due to the constant application of environmental factors like the "jess" stimulous
Human: DNA DNA: Yes Human : Can I have fight or flight response for survival? DNA: For survival? Human:Yeeeeeess Human : *Actually become jumpy* Jumpy time
damn this comment section is filled with thousands of psychologists and people calling her parents child abusers.. maybe she just gets scared easily. have you ever thought of that? please stop jumping to conclusions by seeing only 1 hand gesture :)
Thank you! I'm honestly the same way, I could see someone standing right next to me, getting ready to scare me, and somehow I still manage to be startled, and I was never abused. Maybe she's just really jumpy, but people just can't watch a video and find it funny anymore, it has to have some type of malicious behaviour behind it, apparently.
Toasters/people walking through doors make me jump like this and I've never been abused once in my life. Maybe it's just she's not always alert or something? I jump more when I'm really tired so that's the conclusion I've come to.
By the end, I started to think something happened that made her cover her face or have her hands fly towards her head whenever someone yells her name. Idk tho
OMG, she is so afraid of those scares. Like almost every single scare, she jumps at and many times dropped her phone. Imagine her watching horror movies with a lot of jumpscares.
Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour. Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot. You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this???? Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂 Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour. Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot. You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this???? Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂 Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour. Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot. You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this???? Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂 Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour. Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot. You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this???? Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂 Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour. Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot. You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this???? Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂 Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour. Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot. You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this???? Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂 JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Thought I’d repeat that to make my point, btw it was a JOKE
I have a friend like this, she could look away from me and look back and jump. She’ll jump at anything. I think it’s because of her house when she grew up.
I feel like she's suffered from abuse before, otherwise theres no way someone would immediately jump up and then cover their face. Maybe to avoid her face from getting beaten? idk.
*JESS!* do you wanna play *CHESS!* , on my *CHEST?* please say *YEESS!* it will be only 10 minutes or *LESS!* you are such a *GODESS!* i'm in *IMPRESS!* if you were twitter, i would *PRESS!* the love button, without second *GUESS!* ok, i'm done. Time to leave this *NEST!* Edit: I was just eating *BREAKFAST!* , till i see how this comment section turned out to be a *FUNFEST!* _You guys, are the _*_BEST!_*
Hm.. whenever he shouts her name she immediately hides her face... She probably had a rough childhood while her parent had to beat her and shout at her.
According to some of the comments, it's due to "PTSD". People really don't understand that fear of loud/sudden noises is a fear that every human is born with, some grow extremely tolerant to noise, some don't.
Don't let her hold a baby...
Super long that would be a scary scene af
Thats why i never do ahah
Super long JESS!!!
DONT LET HER HOLD A DOG OMFG
A cat is alright, it can land softly 😁
Jess' survival guide:
1.jump
2.throw phone to protect from predators
3.cover face! If you can't see them they can't see you!
areyes191983 lmao nice one
areyes191983 LMAOO
areyes191983 I was about to write that lol
😂😂
I really see 0 chances of survival/useful reactions from this girl in any dangerous situation tbh, which is sad.
Jess’s scared rules:
Throw everything out of your hands
Cover your face
Lie down
she is so cute
how did you know her name WTF
try not to cry
cry a lot
I’m imagining them having sex, and the Boyfriend shouts IM CUMMING
Pink guy who likes anime no he says ‘JESS’ and she throws him off the bed 😂
Her defense mechanism suggest that she evolved from armadillo
Lol yes thank u
Lmao
Pokemon or digimon??
Or is she evolving into one
I keep waiting for her to yell: "Max!"
dror shalom is that the girl from that same video
dror shalom wrong video
Lol me too xD
I legit saw this video right after that one lmao
SAMEEEE
- What kind of music do you li-
- *JAZZ!*
* phone flies across the room *
I laughed way too much at this😂
tonreali I CANT BREATHE LMAO 😂😂 I laughed way harder than I should've
Lmao im your 100th like
tonreali lol I’m dieing of laughter because of this comment omg 😂😂😂😂
tonreali her names jess
Jess! *freaks out, tosses phone in the air and covers face*
Andre James pretty much the hole vid xd
basically her daily routine'
1000 like
golden apple “Whole”
„JESS!“
Jess‘ phone: ah Sh*t. Here we go again...
😂😂😂😂
*Underrated comment tbh lol*
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think her name might be Jess
Are you sure
No it's *Alinity*
or maybe jesson lol
Jokes on you, it's Jessica
Mhm might be we can't be too sure
1 Jess = 1 broken phone...😂😂😂
Jeet Chatterjee more like 50
My man she doesn’t wanna play chess
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lolololol
Did he say chest
Could you imagine how pissed she'd be if he shouted another girl's name by mistake?
Lmaooo
Then he is dead
Phone slams against his forehead.
Jessica!
JANE!!
Lmao My favourite one was when he yelled “Jess!”
Yeah wich one XD
David Ly hehe
Yeah...
Especially the Jess one that after Jess and before the next Jess....ya know
I couldn't find that one :/
REALLY NO WAY MINE TOO!!!
Plot twist:
Her name is Jeff
Best comment ever lmao
*inception horn starts playing*
Your comment made me ugly laugh. Thanks a lot agh lmao
I can't un-hear it now
*Are you trying to flirt with my wife Jeff*
She seriously needs Nokia 3310 :)
That'd be an even bigger loss.... Since she'd start breaking the house down when she gets scared.
Kevin Kurian for house its ok, what if she breaks someone's head 😉
Happy plants We all need a 3310
Then the world would break, is that what you really want?
Happy plants nice one
Somebody get this girl a nokia before her boyfriend goes homeless.....
Gold
Vibranium
XD
😂😂😂 underrated
Best comment ever
She is Apple's best customer.
Master Of Recipe lol
Haha
For real tho 😂
*Jess got scared*
Jess used cover the face
*It was super effective!!*
I like your comment.
Funny how "cover the face" hasn't been patched out by evolution. You'd think it wouldn't be the best move when a predator sneaks up on you for example.
Maybe the myths are true and you really become invisible when you close your eyes.
Cover the face, bang the base.
Pokemon fan huh?
OMG LOL XD 😆
JESS!!
*immediately covers face*
NutellaEdits i also have this reflex
My reflex is to punch air or whatever is infront of me
*Dsnt work all the time*
I don't understand how she can get startled when she's looking directly at him.
Im like that aswell, my friend could tell me that "i'll scare you in 3...2...1.." I would jump anyway :D
She probably just doesn't expect that
PTSD
@@maxkoehler5872 either that or she’s very HSP.
Because it's clearly fake
I bet her mom didn't scream out her name out when she was young
Evan Aksel why would she?
That One Giraffe when she’s in trouble....
Ah can’t relate
Evan Aksel I'm the 777th like
Evan Aksel or she had an abusive parent who always yelled at her and that’s why she gets like that and covers her face.
The phones were paid actors
N A N C Y this made me wheeze😂😂
@N A N C Y
This made me slightly exhale out of my nose. •-•
Well i would say they were paid stunt doubles
😂 I agree with the first comment under the og comment
This comment is fake news
Hope they have phone insurance
Ja Z for real
She probably had to get protect my bubble or whatever the fuck it's called 😂😂
Ja Z AppleCare
Ja Z ikr lol
I hope they don't. Because that's bullshit for the people who pay for their insurance to have to pay for people who don't take care of their stuff - intentionally breaking them at times. Yea I know that's not how insurance works. But it's still a douchebag move.
Description: "DISCLAIMER: Contains language some viewers may find sensitive."
Video: *JESS*
Cant say what people find sensitive nowadays.
@@shawnjames3242 They put it in the description because Jess cursed several times when she got scared. Still doesn't explain why it's sensitive lmao
The way she covers her face every time leads me to believe either this is staged or there is some psychological trauma behind this
@Angel White that's also a possibility
When I fall my base reaction is do everything I can to stop my fall my head hardly moves and I figure out where my current center of balance is faster then a budist monk hold my arms straight out or bend them at the elbow and shift my weight forward to catch myself then proceed to readjust my legs to stop the fall as quickly as I can (or get up in the event of cushioning)
I don't preemptively do this it's not premeditated and no one taught me I just fell alot as a kid didn't like pain and now I catch myself no matter what
And since I never tied my shoe laces (I know how I just see it as a waste of time) I constantly subconsciously monitor where the laces are swinging so I don't trip
Its from conditioning I've rarely tied my laces and j don't like falling so I made it so i don't
This girl might just have cover her face intentionally the first then the second time do to blush then it probably became habit
Constant action results in subsections being directly by the subconscious because muscle memory
@@miletilblight2181 Dude that's complete and utter bullshit but cool story I guess?
@@chaotikkiller1617 it isnt
@@miletilblight2181 Sure whatever man
I like how at 0:40 she doesn’t have a phone to fling across the room so she instinctively hits some random guys phone instead.
OMG xD
Lollllll
Ooooh now I feel bad for that guy
hHHH
😂😂
Either she’s a bit jumpy or she has had a very traumatic experience with someone named Jess..
@Rose Botha I smell cap
@Rose Botha na shes mine i bought her recently
I smell traumatic experience as well.
I have yt on low volume right now and it always sounds like DEATH to me.
As she walked down the aisle on their wedding day... "JESS!"
At her funeral in 60 years:
JESS!
*covers her face*
Someone better record that!
- do you accept Jess as your wife?
- YES!
I think her name is Claire
might be laurel tho
I thought it was ozzeziuwe omei uzaas
@FBI Agent listen here you little sh*t
@FBI Agent it's a joke, people like you ruin the fun in these comments. Sorry, not sorry
@FBI Agent /r wooosh ?
okay but am I the only one in the comments to find her adorable? like she immediately covers her face when she gets startled she's so preciousss
ʀ ᴜ ʙ ʏ no you’re not the only one
ʀ ᴜ ʙ ʏ
Ikr, she's so adorable
ʀ ᴜ ʙ ʏ yess totally agree
I know right!!!
I agree so cute
If this isn’t staged, then this guy are very lucky to have her in his life
I can tell you it’s not lmfao I’m the same way 😭 just being behind me and casually saying my name makes me jump like this. It’s actually not all fun and games, in my case it came from trauma.
@@bellaxxi4116
*Sneaks behind you*
...
BELLA!
There must be some sort of trauma behind this. She always covers her face. Weird.
ferna2294 yeah it looks more psychological than just a jump scare
She looks like she's about to cry in some
ferna2294 Lets hope that he knows that its a possible that she may have psychological trauma. Looks liked they have a lot of serious conversations about the past to discuss.
yeah she seems genuinely terrified and tries to laugh it off
Or just trying to act cute infront of her boyfriend...
Shit, what’s her name again? The video totally didn’t mention it.
Really
@@talal7837 T'was a joke, buddy! But ya missed it! Flew right over ya!
@@MentalMeles I know was kidding ;p
JESS!
Mental Meles freak obviously realised it was a joke, really was more of an add on to that in a sarcastic really. I see that the sarcasm flew over your head! But to give credit to you, it's hard to tell sarcasm in writing. With the context in mind sarcasm is easy to see
How many phones has she broken ??? you mean how many phones has he broken
No, just accurate. Scare the crap out of who ever you like. But it's your fault if stuff breaks.
almonies not necessarily
Ikr
almonies lol
almonies 11 😆
Not going to lie. It was adorable when she covered her face.
She’s so jumpy because she’s texting her other boyfriend.
Ah
Oh I see
Damn. My laugh stopped abruptly the moment I saw this comment. I mean who knows right?
this hit hard
So she texts her other bf while sleeping or reading a document? Interesting. She must have inner wifi or sth.
Looks like a hyperactive defense mechanism. Wonder what her story is.
Probably abused as a kid
Right... Looks like someone would yell her name when they're angry and beat her so now its stuck
Joe Swansen
You‘re an idiot
I'm pretty sure it was inherited or a maybe a symptom of a psychiatric disease. I'm not sure at this point lol
Or maybe the guy just does this shot ALL OF THE TIME and she’s paranoid about it. One of these days, she’s going to have earplugs in and a .38 in her hand instead of her phone. She’ll be like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. “Say Jess again! I double dare ya!”
Covering ur eyes makes it go away
Everyone knows that from the time they're kids.
Captain Candycorn *sorry to be the boring person*
It's instinctive. Your eyes are vital if you want to flee, so when something jumpscares you you'll protect your face.
Alice I think if I get scared like that I put my hands in front of my face but not cover my eyes since that makes it impossible to see and protect yourself from the threat IF it were a real threat lol
CandyWorld30 it sooo depend on the person too tbh but "naturally" you want to protect your face at least. I cover my eyes... 😂
Alice I now think this girl may be so used to her boyfriend scareing her that she almost instantly realizes it is him and so covers her face because she is embarased idk lol
I eventually started to just feel bad for her and annoyed at the guy. He would've felt real dumb if she injured her neck during that headstand.
Yeah it felt uncomfortable to watch a quarter of the video in
Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this. I’m sure his good qualities outweigh it but still. I don’t think some people realize their significant other could in fact leave them and find another good looking, otherwise cool person who doesn’t prank them 24/7 🤷🏼♂️
My favorite part was when he said JESS! And she covered her face
JIZZ :^] 👌
that one where she dropped her phone is also great.
That's pretty much everytime
r/woooosh
Jack ass H she's crying
He is actually saying "CHESS!!!" but she is scared shitless of his flawless strategys and manouvers
Then she covers her face in shame of defeat
I thought he was saying DEATH.
😂😂 This comment needs more likes
When you see a comment you wish you wrote
A Grammar-Spelling Freak I heard Tess
She looks so innocent when she's scared lol
This man better get her the most protective phone case ever 😂
I liked the part where he said "Jess!"
Short Tails Of Bella The boxer Yeah, me too
I like the part where she smashes her phone and then smacks herself.
i like the part where she hops and then covers her face after she tosses her phone.
Which part was it again?
I think it was 0:00
She covered her face 28 times if I counted right
brittney williams why would you count that
@@actualtoaster34 Why tf wouldn't you?
Kiti rikamchot aahes be tu
@@prasannaawachar3217 tila marathi nahi kalnar😂
@@TheWizardOnTheWeb 😂 mala mahit navt aplya kadl koni ugvel ekde mhanun 😂
I think her name is Jess, but I'm not sure yet...
JameOne
It's Death
JameOne I think it's Chess 😂😉
JameOne 😂😂😂
JameOne no it’s jeff
JameOne ha you copied a comment!
Jess seems like the perfect gf.. doesn’t get angry , hot bod, always up for a laugh. Lucky dude
that's how iPhone make money.
u mean apple?
lol 😂
Trix Wizz you mean samsung?
since when does samsung make iphones?
Trix Wizz you mean android
I want to scare my girlfriend.
Too bad I dont have one.
Nihar Behera lol...i feel u
Nihar Behera your profile picture makes it even better
Nihar Behera same here
Jepson 2018 you mean pillow-chan
Buy one.
I love that her instant reaction is to cover her face 😂😂
Tim Cook: Apple's Best customer of the year award goes to.....
Everyone: *Jess*
*Jess* : breaks her new iphone
Her boyfriend : (breathe)
She : O MY GOD (throw the phone)
Me: .....
mrs Namjoon *threw
mrs Namjoon u mean THROW!!
OMG FREKIN ARMY EVERYWHERE
im fairly confident this is fake
he doesn’t breathe? he yells at her suddenly and it shocks her? you’re a dumbass
It's funny every time she gets scared, she covers her face XD
Cutecup7 ARMY😍😍
Incorrect
I really liked the part when he yelled "Jess" before yelling "Jess" and after yelling "Jess" . That was legit y'all already know.
Afsana Putul great job at trying to steal a joke that’s already been made
Afsana Putul ikr it was funny
Good one loser
T 1 well I actually didn't know this was a joke already . When I saw this video I immediately clicked with this joke so that's how I commented this but I didn't mean to steal a joke . I didn't even read the comments so how could I know.
KPAD well guess what same to you loser ,😂
Plot twist: she was cheating out with a guy named Jeff and he found out so now he’s torturing her by saying Jeff.
0:54
He's saying "Jess."
@@kingofthering3343 yup.. he’s doing a crazy thing called making a joke
@@kingofthering3343 no shit sherlock
She covers her face in case of incoming attacks toward her skull which could immediately negate her consciousness in a state that is to be rendered unable to fight.
Or... she is embarrassed at her reaction and is covering up a blush...
Okay Dwight.
This is a fully reasonable comment that was not made in jest
I do beilieve it's a case of hyperneotic conditioning due to the constant application of environmental factors like the "jess" stimulous
Nerd
Dude that's how I like it
JESS !!
ashmit galav whatchu want
ashmit galav
Swear to fuck the first time I seen that i thought he shouted DEATH
ashmit galav AAAH
Zoltan Chivay Can u use proper Grammer?
ashmit galav aAaaaaaaaa! I’m not jess
Your girlfriend Amanda is really easy to scare
how do you know her name ? i didnt hear him say any names
Is it john?
Amanda? I heard Abraham Lincoln
if you put a u inbetween jess you become J E S U S
*Brain explosion*
Blaine Strait Pure love for this
RIP to all the fallen phones
Stay tuned for the next episode: Jess tries to enjoy hot tea
Hilarious! How does this not have more likes? Well done sir. 👍
I ugly laughed when I read this. Well done!
Nurse: Its a boy...(hands baby to mother)
JESS!
🙄
J08 know I get why simba flew off in the vines version...oh.
Human: DNA
DNA: Yes
Human : Can I have fight or flight response for survival?
DNA: For survival?
Human:Yeeeeeess
Human : *Actually become jumpy*
Jumpy time
Jess time
More like slap face time
Play some jumping music.
My brothers wife is seriously like this you can do anything to scare her, literally every time one firework goes off she gets scared.
LoL
Dude stop scaring her like that...shes a sweet angel
Poor phone 😂
Luciel Senpai *phones
Your profile picture..it's...defender of justice..
Does she has, like, PTSD or something? Is some kind of trauma inducing her to act like this?
Or is she just really jumpy?
i was asking myself the same...
shes just really jumpy or she watched a horror movie that scared her lolol
No its just a surprise attack i do it to my little cousin all the time its funny. Its just a simple reaction from watching scary movies has a kid.
Your Worst Nightmare are you saying she has traumatic stress about someone saying her name loudly? Think about that for a second
Lewis Piper are you dumb
damn this comment section is filled with thousands of psychologists and people calling her parents child abusers.. maybe she just gets scared easily. have you ever thought of that? please stop jumping to conclusions by seeing only 1 hand gesture :)
Farhan *jumping* to conclusions 😹
Aaron Justice Lol. you beat me to it.
Thank you! I'm honestly the same way, I could see someone standing right next to me, getting ready to scare me, and somehow I still manage to be startled, and I was never abused. Maybe she's just really jumpy, but people just can't watch a video and find it funny anymore, it has to have some type of malicious behaviour behind it, apparently.
Toasters/people walking through doors make me jump like this and I've never been abused once in my life. Maybe it's just she's not always alert or something? I jump more when I'm really tired so that's the conclusion I've come to.
But I feel like some of those jumps are fake... 🤔😞😒
boyfriend : how many phones have you broken
Jess : yes
"How many phones have you broken"
"Jess"
@@jayduong9838 lol
What's funny is that Laurence (her boyfriend) has stated on their own channel that she has never actually broken one yet.
@@jayduong9838 That would add another phone to the total
*jEsS*
jess: * immediately throws whatever has in hands and covers face *
THE COW IS SO CUTE
and the action with it being a cow she uses to cover her face
By the end, I started to think something happened that made her cover her face or have her hands fly towards her head whenever someone yells her name. Idk tho
think she may have watched too many horror movies lol
Tiuz Kanggz Thought so too. It is funny and probably not particularly impairing, but it is definetly no healthy reaction
I think she had something happen to cause that, too...... namely someone screaming her name at her randomly 10 times a day 😂
I was thinking some sensory processing issue.
WHY tho?😂
She's a keeper, girls that don't get upset/annoyed easily are the best! 😍
She just smiles or laughs in almost every clip 😂
Yeah, I was gonna say if I don't text back a girl fast enough they leave me....
She's crying at 1:07. If I were her I wouldn't want my boyfriend to do this to me all the time.
She was laughing dude.
So not getting annoyed when someone annoys you is a good thing lol? Guess that means I never loved ANYONE
OMG, she is so afraid of those scares. Like almost every single scare, she jumps at and many times dropped her phone. Imagine her watching horror movies with a lot of jumpscares.
whats her name?
Amanda, her name is Amanda.
The Almighty Queen of Frights and Scares Miss Elenora Timbleburg VI. That's her name.
Pretty sure it’s Sammy
I think it's jeff
Kachuluin No, it's *JESS*
Drinking game: take a shot every time he says Jess
Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour.
Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot.
You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this????
Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂
Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour.
Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot.
You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this????
Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂
Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour.
Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot.
You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this????
Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂
Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour.
Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot.
You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this????
Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂
Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour.
Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot.
You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this????
Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂
Btw have I said it was a joke? I can’t remember, it was a JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE Mechjeb it was a JOKE, JOKE!!!! Seriously get a sense of humour.
Ps. They could make it a drinking game, if they wish to, there are no rules saying you can’t! It doesn’t have to say it. Just watch the video and every time they say, JESS, take a shot.
You could do it with someone, there doesn’t HAVE to be a way to win. Honestly why are people like this????
Who cares whether the alcohol, absorbs, you’ll still probably get drunk 😂
JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE
Thought I’d repeat that to make my point, btw it was a JOKE
Rest in pussy
Mechjeb wth he was joking
I woke up in China. I hope you're happy Patrick.
Mechjeb u must be fun at parties
She didn't yell max!
Iam dissapointed 😓
Donald Clinton awwww
ahh
Donald Clinton Stop disrespecting Emperor Trump like that.
The most wholesome thing about this video is that this couple married 2 years ago. ❤️❤️❤️
She covers her eyes every time ❤️😂😂
Could have sworn they said Yanny
HYPEBEAST 11
I tought he said Laurel
same
i thought he said Green Needle
i heard despacito
Dead Me...
wait, this comment is 1 week old.
She’s so cute
Chim Chim Panda ikr
Chim Chim Panda ARMY everywhere😂😂😍
If you like her and you wanna know her name it's Jess
I don't remember, I just heard it but I forgot the part they say that...
*No phones were harmed in the making of this video.*
Jess cover her face:
Dora: Can you see jess?
xDDDD
Actually her names not Jess it’s megatron bitch car Despacito spider
@@polarxo wtf hahahahahahahahahahahahaHHhzHhahahshsjemenenwkwnejrbbrgmrkehwbejebejeixnejwjwiquzj, Ghaj
Best. Haha.
It happens so many times I can’t believe it’s real! 😂
I know people like this.
They jump at anything. It is very entertaining
@@Shay45 "It is very entertaining" lmao
I have a friend like this, she could look away from me and look back and jump. She’ll jump at anything. I think it’s because of her house when she grew up.
I feel like she's suffered from abuse before, otherwise theres no way someone would immediately jump up and then cover their face. Maybe to avoid her face from getting beaten? idk.
rusuniv ACP Pradyuman.. 😬😬
I thought this immedeatly and searched for that comment.
Either it's fake or she's been heavily abused in her childhood
I'm covering my face when I'm scared too
Yeah well that could be it or she is just faking at least sometimes
rusuniv dont overthink it fuck sake
this is her at the movie theater
"You get popcorn, you get popcorn, you get popcorn, EVERYBODY GET POPCORN"
That poor phone 😂🤣😢
RIP your flawless screen shall be missed
Maddy Crazy life
Which one?
*Those poor phones
Maddy Crazy life
Those*
Poor
Phones*
Maddy Crazy life *PHONES*
When someone scares you just cover your eyes it will help
how to stop cyberbullying
close your eyes
How to stop life ?
*Close your eyes*
*JESS!* do you wanna play *CHESS!* , on my *CHEST?* please say *YEESS!* it will be only 10 minutes or *LESS!* you are such a *GODESS!* i'm in *IMPRESS!* if you were twitter, i would *PRESS!* the love button, without second *GUESS!*
ok, i'm done. Time to leave this *NEST!*
Edit: I was just eating *BREAKFAST!* , till i see how this comment section turned out to be a *FUNFEST!* _You guys, are the _*_BEST!_*
Damn son
😂😂😂
This better not be *INCEST*
Why not write... "Time to leave this mess"?
@@andreasegger4277 Garsh, dammit! Forgot that one! How could i forgot the word *Mess* ?
Oh well... Time to go to *Ridiculousness*
I like the part where he yelled *JESS*
That really hit me in the feels.
If you hear the video close enough you can tell her name might be Jess
Really? I couldn't tell.
No if you hear closely the lad is saying "yes!" Because he is sure he will be successful in scaring her
i dunno man. sounds alot like frank
I Don't Think So.
Hm.. whenever he shouts her name she immediately hides her face... She probably had a rough childhood while her parent had to beat her and shout at her.
Don't make it dark where it doesn't need to be dark
Oh my gos
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Kurosoo DK I was wondering what is "Gos " until you put the "H"
Hudson lol yea that kinda ruin the rest of the video for me😬😓.
This is kinda sad, usually whenever someone is this jumpy they have been abused in the past
Anna Landry or their just jumpy. I jump at loud noises too and I’ve never been abused
"Usually" lmao
Anna Landry so why does this make this sad? She doesn't react like she's been abused and she hasn't been so there is 0.0% reason to find this sad
Na, a lot of women are just startled too easily from the very childhood
Anna Landry why you got to go there for man
And to think that her boyfriend has actually said that she has never actually broken her phone, despite her throwing it every time he scares her!
RIP PHONE.
and her reactions is so cute awww
The amount of cracks on her phone I’m trying to imagine 😂😦🤦♀️
OVER 9000!!!!
Forest Man 😂
She covers her face everytime like that's gonna protect her from something XD
AGuyInTheCrowd She could have trauma. That's why she covers her face every time she gets scared
AGuyInTheCrowd something is behind this...she went through something bad i feel like
Tofuame i was saying it as a joke but yeah maybe
Dark...
If she had trauma he wouldn't be doing that . Can y'all stop it with this trauma crap ?
Love these how-to-get-dumped tutorials!
Guy has mobile backcover selling business. His gf buys most of the stock.
No phones were harmed in the making of this video
Dude this is me , everyone gives me a hard time for being so jumpy , I’m surprised to see someone as jumpy as me lol
Elllaaaa 👹
According to some of the comments, it's due to "PTSD". People really don't understand that fear of loud/sudden noises is a fear that every human is born with, some grow extremely tolerant to noise, some don't.
JESS
Her basic instinct is to cover her face and it's too funny.
I wonder how many Phones she’s gone through