I SHOT MY WIFE EVERYDAY FOR A WEEK WITH NERF GUNS

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  • @timothypacheco9931
    @timothypacheco9931 3 роки тому +33639

    Wife in bed: he must be thinking of other women
    Husband: *plans strategically what nerf to use*

    • @fornax5798
      @fornax5798 3 роки тому +1127

      Wife: I HOPE he's thinking about other women and not that.

    • @cerealwithwarmmilk
      @cerealwithwarmmilk 3 роки тому +96

      @@fornax5798What

    • @lucifearical
      @lucifearical 3 роки тому +193

      @@cerealwithwarmmilk What do you mean 'What'

    • @cerealwithwarmmilk
      @cerealwithwarmmilk 3 роки тому +40

      @@lucifearical Fornax said the wife HOPES he thinks about other women lol

    • @lucifearical
      @lucifearical 3 роки тому +181

      @@cerealwithwarmmilk Well yeah he was adding to the joke

  • @MinhVu-ip1yp
    @MinhVu-ip1yp 3 роки тому +7357

    “If you hit me at close range, I s..”
    Bang
    “Oh you fuc…”
    Giant health bar suddenly appear in the air

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 роки тому +152

      “Betrayed Target of the Shitlord”

    • @reasondro
      @reasondro 3 роки тому +9

      good one

    • @cj-zp1pw
      @cj-zp1pw 3 роки тому +100

      New mission: SURVIVE

    • @ashwin2630
      @ashwin2630 3 роки тому +44

      Boss music plays

    • @Ultimatedigimon
      @Ultimatedigimon 3 роки тому +18

      **Cleric beast theme starts to play*

  • @thehoodedvagabum7375
    @thehoodedvagabum7375 3 роки тому +32809

    I like how he's upgrading the arsenal each day. Dedicated guy.

    • @firdmaster5482
      @firdmaster5482 3 роки тому +46

      U noob

    • @massivematt3113
      @massivematt3113 3 роки тому +241

      It’s the little things like that that count

    • @joelbloxx3647
      @joelbloxx3647 3 роки тому +224

      Because his wife destroy his nerf after he shoot it lol

    • @lasajnae9626
      @lasajnae9626 3 роки тому +35

      It's like he "upgrades" his caliber.

    • @draco9200
      @draco9200 3 роки тому +37

      It ain’t much but it’s honest work

  • @jamesdrives993
    @jamesdrives993 5 місяців тому +3239

    "I SHOT MY WIFE" *Oh my god*
    "EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK" *wtf*
    "WITH NERF GUNS" *lmao*

    • @straight.2503
      @straight.2503 5 місяців тому +56

      this was exactly how I read it

    • @NPClownumber81googolplex
      @NPClownumber81googolplex 5 місяців тому +25

      ​don't ever read books please you will never finish

    • @jamesdrives993
      @jamesdrives993 5 місяців тому +10

      @@NPClownumber81googolplex This is a joke, what are you talking about? I have read many legendary books in my life.

    • @NPClownumber81googolplex
      @NPClownumber81googolplex 5 місяців тому +12

      @jamesdrives993
      *says it's a joke
      *can't recognize another joke
      🤦‍♂️

    • @jamesdrives993
      @jamesdrives993 5 місяців тому +5

      @@NPClownumber81googolplex I don't get it

  • @arthp.9451
    @arthp.9451 3 роки тому +11933

    Her: "Either you stop this childish behavior or we're done!"
    Him: "I'm sorry, my love... but it's NERF or nothing"

  • @Ryan-br6ic
    @Ryan-br6ic 4 роки тому +56804

    If she divorces him all he should say is
    “It’s nerf or nothing”

    • @rileydavies3517
      @rileydavies3517 4 роки тому +400

      김현수 just commented I didn’t even se this😂😂😂

    • @imcarlosjr4898
      @imcarlosjr4898 4 роки тому +194

      Nice

    • @lukesawyer3427
      @lukesawyer3427 4 роки тому +208

      *genious*

    • @logsaplenty
      @logsaplenty 4 роки тому +374

      This is one of the only comments on the entire internet that for a full 5 seconds made me lose my shit laughing. Thank you sir, and Godspeed

    • @Gpoeit
      @Gpoeit 4 роки тому +66

      @@logsaplenty made me lose my shit for a good five to

  • @squibbles_
    @squibbles_ 3 роки тому +18441

    With how big his arsenal was, I'll never understand why she didn't just take one and get back at him-

    • @rishawraj
      @rishawraj 3 роки тому +579

      Maybe she did.

    • @aniketmukhia8355
      @aniketmukhia8355 3 роки тому +860

      She must’ve done it off camera

    • @pastpanther9166
      @pastpanther9166 3 роки тому +155

      Yeah... “nerf” gun

    • @ultradeathboy
      @ultradeathboy 3 роки тому +111

      Eh she was a party pooper and all she did was complain😅

    • @iambeloved496
      @iambeloved496 3 роки тому +66

      A man shooting his wife everyday knows to have a hidden stash.

  • @i-sch924
    @i-sch924 5 місяців тому +1005

    This man risked his marriage for our entertainment

    • @Szklana147
      @Szklana147 2 місяці тому +12

      It wasn't even entertaining...

    • @kimmogensen4888
      @kimmogensen4888 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Szklana147I think it was my son when he was younger always did that to me and I always took revenge when he least expected it 😂

    • @kimmogensen4888
      @kimmogensen4888 2 місяці тому +12

      Don’t think he risked his marriage she seems cool enough probably just took revenge, it’s not like they hit hard and he didn’t hit her face which is a bad idea you can’t destroy eyes but that hurts to much

    • @mankind4230
      @mankind4230 2 місяці тому +5

      He was probably doing it for his own entertainment and thought of recording this while he's at it

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 2 місяці тому +9

      I once read a true story where a bride called off her wedding after the groom shoved her face in cake after she had made it clear, repeatedly and before the wedding, that he was not to do that. At first I thought she overreacted, but many women who saw the video said the groom's behavior was a telltale sign of the sort of person that would keep pushing boundaries until he could get away with something more serious.
      I certainly hope this man isn't like that.

  • @rajasbraindead8079
    @rajasbraindead8079 5 років тому +16062

    Wife: it’s either me or those stupid plastic guns
    Husband: it’s NERF or nothing

  • @FerretJohn
    @FerretJohn 3 роки тому +24472

    "Honestly officer, I have no idea how he stabbed himself 47 times!"

    • @51rius
      @51rius 3 роки тому +619

      Agent 47’s new signature mark

    • @sirnyarlathotep851
      @sirnyarlathotep851 3 роки тому +42

      Swoozie?

    • @HelloThere-gm9xy
      @HelloThere-gm9xy 3 роки тому +273

      *47 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @buddyguy2943
      @buddyguy2943 3 роки тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 3 роки тому +16

      @@HelloThere-gm9xy I was going to comment that myself, _General Kenobi, you're a bold one.jpg_ ...

  • @waIIow
    @waIIow 5 років тому +11765

    "So why did you get divorced?"
    "I shot her with nerf."

    • @muhammadimamathaillahaskan2926
      @muhammadimamathaillahaskan2926 5 років тому +14

      Haha made my day

    • @PC-ju2xc
      @PC-ju2xc 5 років тому +5

      one year

    • @daytona9041
      @daytona9041 4 роки тому +16

      she must’ve preferred nothing

    • @waIIow
      @waIIow 4 роки тому +12

      @Brady Nelson
      Is there anything better than a good pussy?
      Yes, a really good nerf.

    • @carlastandage4112
      @carlastandage4112 4 роки тому +3

      I still don't get why he did this is stupid but is funny as shite

  • @wakeupcall432
    @wakeupcall432 9 місяців тому +1417

    Even the cat isn't spared 😂🐾

    • @c3bhm
      @c3bhm 4 місяці тому +47

      Nor should it be.

    • @marTn3
      @marTn3 2 місяці тому

      Why? ​@@c3bhm

    • @louiswebtser
      @louiswebtser Місяць тому

      @@c3bhm?

    • @mho...
      @mho... Місяць тому

      bet its the 3. girl in his house!

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 3 роки тому +13089

    I love the daughter jumping for joy as mom gets pelted

    • @mrwerewolfvampire
      @mrwerewolfvampire 3 роки тому +270

      0:55

    • @alinb.9226
      @alinb.9226 3 роки тому +35

      Frrr

    • @onuraagdas8051
      @onuraagdas8051 3 роки тому +387

      Ahhh nothing's as precious as a child's laugh

    • @alinb.9226
      @alinb.9226 3 роки тому +34

      @@onuraagdas8051 agreed.

    • @somasarkar5480
      @somasarkar5480 3 роки тому +135

      After that week, the wife shot him only once...
      If you know what I mean...😂😂😁😁🤣🤣

  • @skullerton9858
    @skullerton9858 3 роки тому +8428

    Hes so dedicated that one the one day his wife wasn't home, the legend married a cat.
    Respect

  • @theabundanceofcomment5072
    @theabundanceofcomment5072 4 роки тому +9888

    Damn, this man has the nerf to disturb his wife during her yoga

  • @missyjohnson6944
    @missyjohnson6944 Рік тому +1282

    Finding a partner who is playful and spontaneous is priceless; they’re blessed🥰

    • @Alexandra-uk4vr
      @Alexandra-uk4vr Рік тому +108

      Upcoming US news: Woman buried husband in her backyard, next to a dozen NERF guns.

    • @amiaw12
      @amiaw12 Рік тому +10

      Anything for the content

    • @83KJack
      @83KJack Рік тому +42

      this is exactly why all these fools screaming "divorce!" over a nerf gun are absolutely gonna wind up divorced statistics themselves. They livin that statistic life

    • @IcarusFaIlen
      @IcarusFaIlen Рік тому +7

      ​@@83KJackdude no one cares

    • @adamk.7177
      @adamk.7177 Рік тому +6

      @@IcarusFaIlen who asked tho

  • @XxOmegaslayerxX
    @XxOmegaslayerxX 4 роки тому +5971

    “Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.”

  • @arturo435
    @arturo435 3 роки тому +36689

    This is a dad that desperately needs a son to clown with.

    • @aarushigupta2985
      @aarushigupta2985 3 роки тому +764

      @Ron Stone5 I get that it can get a bit underwhelming with too many women in one house.....but it's certainly not a BAD THING....

    • @kriticalitylives
      @kriticalitylives 3 роки тому +441

      @LiL Bo pEEp Yeah. It sucks

    • @kroel1077
      @kroel1077 3 роки тому +319

      no bros sounds horrible

    • @aaliyahallen7815
      @aaliyahallen7815 3 роки тому +767

      I guarantee the daughter will be the one with the nerfs in a year or too.

    • @thunderclanwarrior1253
      @thunderclanwarrior1253 3 роки тому +145

      Is this is his strategy to ask for one-

  • @NashRailfan
    @NashRailfan 4 роки тому +4697

    A local man has been found dead with _an Arsenal of nerf guns and bullets up his rear-end_

    • @mono8476
      @mono8476 4 роки тому +16

      😮😂😂

    • @geessaess1707
      @geessaess1707 4 роки тому +11

      Has to be Phil Leonardo right?

    • @Vprb68618
      @Vprb68618 4 роки тому +3

      @@mono8476 definitely

    • @FlyingEagleTV
      @FlyingEagleTV 4 роки тому +5

      Always love finding a railfan channel

    • @Joshinwithya1973
      @Joshinwithya1973 4 роки тому +1

      Geess Aess can only be the workings from the shah of iran

  • @Xerruy
    @Xerruy 2 місяці тому +59

    0:54 the daughter cheering killed me

  • @Coolness18304
    @Coolness18304 6 років тому +14432

    I like how the weaponry got more advanced as the week progressed

    • @ruger51995
      @ruger51995 6 років тому +510

      I like that you used "weaponry" 😂

    • @dotsinki1096
      @dotsinki1096 6 років тому +240

      Honey where did all of our spare money go?

    • @anilhettiarachchi3090
      @anilhettiarachchi3090 6 років тому +42

      Coolest girl ever

    • @itsyaboiwolfy5340
      @itsyaboiwolfy5340 6 років тому +133

      This man playing gun game

    • @Khronik_
      @Khronik_ 6 років тому +9

      ItsYaBoiWolfy 3....2....1 *game starts* gets disconnected

  • @LifeisGG
    @LifeisGG 4 роки тому +5854

    0:40 "I'm a cat. I'm a cat. not your wife!"

  • @Feyuna69
    @Feyuna69 3 роки тому +2987

    My brain:
    *That man is trying to speedrun divorce papers*

    • @bdstudios6088
      @bdstudios6088 3 роки тому +71

      Actually, being playful like this helps strengthen bonds between couples. Ignoring/being distant is what leads to divorce

    • @adumba3709
      @adumba3709 3 роки тому +96

      @@bdstudios6088 idk, the wife seemed pretty pissed lmao

    • @ridenberg
      @ridenberg 3 роки тому +30

      @@bdstudios6088 not letting your wife do anything without thinking of getting shot and being a manchild for youtube views is definitely going to strengthen your bonds, yes

    • @krisnaputramaulidan2843
      @krisnaputramaulidan2843 3 роки тому +2

      Divorce speedrun any%

    • @rileypoe7331
      @rileypoe7331 3 роки тому

      @@krisnaputramaulidan2843 nah if it was an any percent he’d quit when she brought up divorce, this is a 100% speedrun.

  • @CubeTVCraft
    @CubeTVCraft Рік тому +102

    The wife just posted a video. It's called "I shot my husband, once and for all"

  • @luilo7848
    @luilo7848 4 роки тому +9384

    Daughter literally enjoys their daily show.

    • @Tomattoism
      @Tomattoism 4 роки тому +91

      Best seat in the house!

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 4 роки тому +30

      And so does my daughter 😂

    • @carnagephoenix1978
      @carnagephoenix1978 4 роки тому +4

      😂🤣😂🤣 i wonder if she got divorced

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 4 роки тому +8

      @@carnagephoenix1978 lol 😂 😂 😂 my wife plays cod 😂 😂 🤣

    • @carnagephoenix1978
      @carnagephoenix1978 4 роки тому +1

      @@fedra5873 🤣 wow

  • @abirsaha7541
    @abirsaha7541 3 роки тому +4598

    Their son: Dad, why did mom divorced you?
    Dad: I honestly don't know son.

    • @tertokis
      @tertokis 3 роки тому +23

      LOL

    • @MatiNuva1724
      @MatiNuva1724 3 роки тому +127

      She didn't understood that it's Nerf or nothing

    • @FelineRaptor-gv4te
      @FelineRaptor-gv4te 3 роки тому +19

      they clearly had a DAUGHTER not a son. You can clearly see in 0:22

    • @damimbroke
      @damimbroke 2 роки тому +2

      It didn't have no gas in it!!!!

    • @zelda7059
      @zelda7059 2 роки тому +26

      @@rwb1997 That's a lot of assumptions about a couple you don't know anything about.

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 3 роки тому +5815

    This is a landmark run in the any% divorce speedrun category. This man was the first to fully realize the potential in nerf gun starts and through years of practice and dedication, he got it down to a science. This led him to the first sub 2 week run which stood unbeaten for years.

  • @theastuteangler
    @theastuteangler Рік тому +69

    Legendary.
    Your little daughter's excitment at the full auto doorway ambush was great!

  • @michaelwood9559
    @michaelwood9559 3 роки тому +8373

    I’m just impressed by the insane arsenal of NERF guns this guys has..

    • @jigarzasu
      @jigarzasu 3 роки тому +137

      Yeah I have an insane Arsenal of nerf….I mean my son has an insane arsenal of nerf guns 😉😂

    • @allhailarchgoat9813
      @allhailarchgoat9813 3 роки тому +35

      We'll you're about to be impressed by the insane arse full of nerf guns this guy has

    • @RichosoMemeGomezXd
      @RichosoMemeGomezXd 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @dogcreator7439
      @dogcreator7439 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah and he even has a Vulcan.

    • @GudrezBilly
      @GudrezBilly 3 роки тому +4

      @@dogcreator7439 Pretty rare gun. Doesn't work so great.

  • @Progamer1013
    @Progamer1013 3 роки тому +15300

    Weirdly enough, a man was found buried in his backyard today, half decomposed and with multiple nerf guns around the body. Authorities are baffled.

    • @billy-the-butcher
      @billy-the-butcher 3 роки тому +461

      This life is full of such coincidences

    • @campcampcamp
      @campcampcamp 3 роки тому +242

      @@billy-the-butcher There is no such thing as a coincidence 🤫

    • @billy-the-butcher
      @billy-the-butcher 3 роки тому +213

      @@campcampcamp only happy little accidents

    • @travisk6221
      @travisk6221 3 роки тому +58

      Yeah was pretty strange found nerf bullets in his torso and in his back

    • @oscarbustillo4451
      @oscarbustillo4451 3 роки тому +18

      @@campcampcamp The fact that you're watching this video

  • @ttcvix
    @ttcvix 4 роки тому +5068

    “daddy, what’s a divorce and why does mommy want one?”

    • @sungjin-woo2563
      @sungjin-woo2563 4 роки тому +9

      Oof

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 4 роки тому +1

      That's tough to answer

    • @bruh-yo1vf
      @bruh-yo1vf 4 роки тому +85

      "listen bella, divorce is something where your mother will take half my nerf gun collection so please tell her not to get one."

    • @shaneespinoza5343
      @shaneespinoza5343 4 роки тому +12

      You could say it's...
      NERF or Nothi-
      *F B I OPEN UP*

    • @NDAQLFs
      @NDAQLFs 4 роки тому +6

      IT'S NERF OR NOTHING

  • @DiegoSouto-fy9su
    @DiegoSouto-fy9su 4 місяці тому +18

    The only reason he's alive is because he's the cameraman, and the cameraman never dies.

    • @lakerskid2013
      @lakerskid2013 4 місяці тому

      Cameraman plot armor activated

  • @Bean_Ernesto44
    @Bean_Ernesto44 3 роки тому +2705

    “Good job 47, now get out of there”

  • @thomasnelson5758
    @thomasnelson5758 4 роки тому +3496

    "GOD YOU'RE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON ON THIS WHOLE FREAKING PLANET"
    And they say romance is dead

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 3 роки тому +5928

    This man didn’t get any action for the next 1-2 months guaranteed lol.

    • @thedude8526
      @thedude8526 3 роки тому +351

      I doubt he cares.

    • @nyancat8828
      @nyancat8828 3 роки тому +770

      That was plenty of action if you ask me lmao

    • @josiahpeters4717
      @josiahpeters4717 3 роки тому +308

      Dudes married... that was inevitable...

    • @LaOrganiseichon
      @LaOrganiseichon 3 роки тому +86

      He can use the guns anytime tho...
      "Choose carefully girl, good time or shot time?"

    • @luclin92
      @luclin92 3 роки тому +132

      Oh he knew what he was doing the second he picked up the gun. It was then the inner child took over and he had to do this

  • @spongeduck8002
    @spongeduck8002 Рік тому +7

    Judge: so why do you want divorce?
    Wife: he always shoots me with nerf guns.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 роки тому +10528

    I wonder what goes on in that house during the Coronavirus. Lol.

    • @DefendTheCode
      @DefendTheCode 4 роки тому +526

      Pandas are cool All fun and games until wife whips out the glock

    • @wiktor.
      @wiktor. 4 роки тому +239

      Probably divorced statistically

    • @arsenalfanism
      @arsenalfanism 4 роки тому +88

      Waiting for the Law and Order Episode

    • @LeonMaybe
      @LeonMaybe 4 роки тому +19

      Pandas are cool Real guns

    • @amaankhan9955
      @amaankhan9955 4 роки тому +15

      Call of Duty 😂😂

  • @excaliburwielder6719
    @excaliburwielder6719 4 роки тому +4405

    0:28
    Wife: If you hit me with that in close range
    Husband: *shoots*
    Current Objective
    SURVIVE

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb 4 роки тому +37

      If you eat your cereal you'll survive

    • @nickcara97
      @nickcara97 4 роки тому +3

      Run. *AWOLNATION intensifies*

    • @baconburgerboy1583
      @baconburgerboy1583 4 роки тому +8

      0:27 Either he didn't get any sugar that night or he got some angry revenge sugar.

    • @mushrooms_r_nice3820
      @mushrooms_r_nice3820 4 роки тому

      999 likes, I'm about to ruin it uwu

    • @mykee426
      @mykee426 4 роки тому

      Mission complete

  • @Ghosttwentysix
    @Ghosttwentysix 4 роки тому +3962

    Her husband everynight be like :
    **Bravo Six, Going Dark.**

  • @ayxanov81
    @ayxanov81 Місяць тому +65

    0:23 why yall specially watched this part

  • @Mrexotic2211
    @Mrexotic2211 3 роки тому +8538

    This guy is literally showing no remorse to his wife

    • @jaysonlikes
      @jaysonlikes 3 роки тому +295

      No mercy
      No forgiveness

    • @aethoran6534
      @aethoran6534 3 роки тому +311

      U want forgiveness? Get religion

    • @halodragonmaster
      @halodragonmaster 3 роки тому +243

      It's nerf.
      Or nothin

    • @b26t4
      @b26t4 3 роки тому +31

      not until he uses every single nerf out there

    • @mentalraystudios766
      @mentalraystudios766 3 роки тому +5

      Yeahy without remorse 😆😆

  • @baphnie
    @baphnie 3 роки тому +2684

    Third day: while she tries yoga
    Thirtieth day: while she’s talking with a therapist
    Hundredth day: while she’s meeting with divorce lawyers

    • @pesunitedgamer8277
      @pesunitedgamer8277 3 роки тому +38

      110 th day in court 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

    • @krisnaputramaulidan2843
      @krisnaputramaulidan2843 3 роки тому +50

      @@pesunitedgamer8277 and that's the day he upgrades from nerf guns to a silenced glock

    • @KillerT-Bone
      @KillerT-Bone 3 роки тому +13

      1,000th Day: using it against the FBI as he runs to the Mexican border

    • @lunablossom5241
      @lunablossom5241 3 роки тому +1

      @@krisnaputramaulidan2843 nope

    • @Protoxz_21
      @Protoxz_21 3 роки тому

      @@krisnaputramaulidan2843 lmao

  • @jaytheartman610
    @jaytheartman610 4 роки тому +5153

    Are none of us talking about the day his wife magically becomes a cat?

  • @ffm7982
    @ffm7982 3 місяці тому +13

    0:40 even the cat isn't safe from this man 💀

  • @ThrowbackGames_
    @ThrowbackGames_ 4 роки тому +7005

    I can’t believe she turned into a cat one day

    • @preloww
      @preloww 4 роки тому +46

      How does this not have more likes

    • @venmxshadows
      @venmxshadows 4 роки тому +38

      @@preloww it's a copied comment, seen the exact same one a month ago, on this same video

    • @keithrempp1081
      @keithrempp1081 4 роки тому +11

      Well, that's not right, that's animal cruelty.

    • @ThrowbackGames_
      @ThrowbackGames_ 4 роки тому +1

      Timminator There might have been another comment like it, but I haven’t seen it, I posted the comment and didn’t really scroll through the comment section

    • @keithrempp1081
      @keithrempp1081 4 роки тому +6

      @its John but you can call me snake CLM "CatLivesMatter"........I got it. lol

  • @hagridc7173
    @hagridc7173 5 років тому +4609

    Caption: "Shooting my wife"
    Him: shot the cat*
    Waittttt......

    • @jackthebeastlol6969
      @jackthebeastlol6969 5 років тому +41

      oh no

    • @AlarakTheHighLord
      @AlarakTheHighLord 5 років тому +30

      He shot the glass bowl next to the cat

    • @adamdarby3038
      @adamdarby3038 5 років тому +43

      Him shooting the cat brought me way too much joy

    • @dongo6988
      @dongo6988 5 років тому +25

      *shane Dawson intensifies*

    • @SK-pj8mg
      @SK-pj8mg 5 років тому +4

      H • 27 years ago fuking furries

  • @paullutze9307
    @paullutze9307 5 років тому +2699

    Her: If you shoot me close range with tha...
    Him: *shoots*
    Her: I see so you have chosen death.

    • @havok9001
      @havok9001 4 роки тому +2

      that how he rolls 24/7 but with a Nerf gun is a bonus

    • @cheese1445
      @cheese1445 4 роки тому

      That shit killed me, like as soon as her sentenced finished he shot.

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis 4 роки тому

      *BOSS MUSIC PLAYS*

  • @littlewolf9049
    @littlewolf9049 Рік тому +7

    My favorite part was when he completely derailed her concentration while doing yoga. Top tier trolling.

  • @prashand4899
    @prashand4899 5 років тому +2219

    I love his wife turned into a cat in the middle of the week

    • @to-nem-ai
      @to-nem-ai 4 роки тому +26

      yeah... like... we [women] all turn into a cat someday in the week

    • @kaiseramadeus233
      @kaiseramadeus233 4 роки тому +23

      @@to-nem-ai That's a cool ability ngl

    • @miaconner1552
      @miaconner1552 4 роки тому +16

      i do it all the time

    • @manuelcastillo2649
      @manuelcastillo2649 4 роки тому +8

      isn't it called a menstrual cycle?

    • @prashand4899
      @prashand4899 4 роки тому +4

      @@manuelcastillo2649 that's when they turn into rabid feral cats

  • @dexterjettster3683
    @dexterjettster3683 4 роки тому +14757

    Respect. This guy risked his entire marriage just to entertain us. A definite like

    • @alanshellykoshy112
      @alanshellykoshy112 4 роки тому +581

      Hes an american. Hez bound to get divorced at any time.

    • @dad352
      @dad352 4 роки тому +104

      @@alanshellykoshy112 Eggzatly

    • @dad352
      @dad352 4 роки тому +52

      @@alanshellykoshy112 exactly

    • @Yautah
      @Yautah 4 роки тому +90

      Trust me on this, he did it for himself.

    • @pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200
      @pointlesslylukesplainingpo1200 4 роки тому +124

      @@Yautah zoomers: i hate my life
      Boomers: i HaTe mY wiFe

  • @glugunner9719
    @glugunner9719 3 роки тому +2115

    Everyone else: *Nerf jokes*
    Me: *Concerned how this man thinks there’s 8 days in a week*

    • @Winter0192
      @Winter0192 3 роки тому +119

      I count 7. Nvm 8. He even shot the cat

    • @jeffbuller6708
      @jeffbuller6708 3 роки тому +101

      The cat is a freebie.

    • @wolverinegaming_yt2688
      @wolverinegaming_yt2688 3 роки тому +29

      No 1 time he shot his cat thus he shot his wife only 7 times

    • @Winter0192
      @Winter0192 3 роки тому +5

      @@wolverinegaming_yt2688 nah, 9 clips, 8 were shooting his wire. 1 cat

    • @dilanobando25
      @dilanobando25 3 роки тому

      @@Winter0192 true, I count every clip too

  • @gatewayofboredom
    @gatewayofboredom Рік тому +5

    I love how one day he just decides to set up a machinegun with a bipod

  • @eternalyfeful
    @eternalyfeful 5 років тому +3980

    "You're the most annoying person on the planet!!"
    Now that's love.

    • @goutambag7213
      @goutambag7213 5 років тому +19

      brilliant

    • @bryceramiro808
      @bryceramiro808 5 років тому +21

      Idk why I heard “you are the best annoying person on this freakin planet”

    • @jmu4391
      @jmu4391 5 років тому +3

      Ahhh shit

    • @sunnyd5588
      @sunnyd5588 5 років тому +2

      Exactly

    •  5 років тому +2

      I guess we beg to differ

  • @rakeshr2852
    @rakeshr2852 4 роки тому +1690

    Doctor: How did you shove a nerf gun up there man?
    Him: Let me send you a link.

    • @diavolorosso69
      @diavolorosso69 4 роки тому +12

      Ha, ha- I was about to write he was lucky she didn't shove that machine gun his ass!

    • @Amal-hz9zn
      @Amal-hz9zn 3 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @arsh_07
      @arsh_07 3 роки тому

      😹😹😹😹😹😹👌

  • @Froguko.
    @Froguko. 5 років тому +21488

    all jokes aside this guy has got an impressive nerf collection

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk Рік тому +5

    Man's is practicing for the real thing.

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 4 роки тому +3789

    Men feeling trapped in their marriages
    This guy:
    “I’m not trapped in here with you ...
    YOU’RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!!”

  • @ZeeZeeBun
    @ZeeZeeBun 6 років тому +2059

    Guy ends up at a hospital..
    Doctor: "Sir... Should I even ask how you got an entire nerf gun lodged in your upper rectal cavity?"
    Guy: "...Well.... It all started a week ago..."

    • @Chados.
      @Chados. 6 років тому +22

      Doctor: Please... Explain.

    • @ImAColdPotato
      @ImAColdPotato 6 років тому +8

      Guy: My wife got mad at me cuz I shot a nerf gun bullet everyday for a week and that’s what happend *cough and died*

    • @mangobot232
      @mangobot232 6 років тому +1

      Potato Gamer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

    • @rugma1696
      @rugma1696 6 років тому +3

      a week ago?????? A WEEK AGO????
      *cue music*

    • @OfficiallyUnofficialKamala2024
      @OfficiallyUnofficialKamala2024 6 років тому

      Dumb

  • @TheVal526
    @TheVal526 4 роки тому +4995

    No one talks about the fact that he literally has a different nerf gun everyday of the week.

    • @Marcus1074
      @Marcus1074 4 роки тому +194

      @1:22 She gave us a clue why he keeps getting a new nerf gun every day...

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +38

      He is rich af

    • @daviddelaflor9472
      @daviddelaflor9472 4 роки тому +13

      TheVal526 cause he is rich, did you see his house?

    • @chibba5418
      @chibba5418 4 роки тому +19

      @@Marcus1074 that makes no sense at all.
      You're implying his nerf collection has something to do with sex?

    • @fba90130
      @fba90130 4 роки тому +36

      That's probably his wife takes his gun and shoves it up his ass every day of the week after the camera stops rolling.

  • @yasinhenfs4540
    @yasinhenfs4540 22 дні тому +2

    the most replayed frames tell us too much about ourselves

  • @lol_iyoutube
    @lol_iyoutube 3 роки тому +1484

    *goes to divorce lawyer*
    Wife: I can't stand him anymore, he shot me with nerf guns
    Lawyer: Legit?
    Husband: yeah
    Lawyer: broooo that's rad, which one did you use.
    Husband: which ONES did I use *shows this vid*

  • @dunngyllite7883
    @dunngyllite7883 4 роки тому +3890

    Wife: "St-opp it! You're the most annoying person on earth!"
    Daughter:" Best Daddy ever. Period"

    • @scottishmotherdamner8680
      @scottishmotherdamner8680 4 роки тому +75

      I can imagine a small, innocent looking girl, saying that and then a demon voice saying, *”PERIODT.”*

    • @user-bz6sr6ju2r
      @user-bz6sr6ju2r 4 роки тому +19

      ahhh gotta love marriage :D

    • @mr.moviemafia
      @mr.moviemafia 4 роки тому +7

      “You’re the most annoying person on this entire freaking planet!”

    • @radahn42
      @radahn42 4 роки тому +1

      Dunn Gyllite why period

    • @Confederate-hj2dc
      @Confederate-hj2dc 4 роки тому +1

      I would’ve said, “ I know, that’s why you love me.” So cute!

  • @marvinhusbands
    @marvinhusbands 4 роки тому +5867

    The question isn't why he's shooting his wife with a nerf gun. The question is why he has so many different kinds of nerf guns.

  • @thevoid5503
    @thevoid5503 Рік тому +2

    6 years later: he is still sleeping on the couch.

  • @dariusnoxian1642
    @dariusnoxian1642 3 роки тому +1352

    Wife's friend: "Hey, What do you Have so many Bruises?".
    Wife: "My Husband's been Abusing Me".

    • @Ecyeyr
      @Ecyeyr 3 роки тому +61

      Friend: oh my god why? What does he beat you with?

    • @kelixbro3456
      @kelixbro3456 3 роки тому +165

      @@Ecyeyr Wife: "Nerf darts."

    • @Ecyeyr
      @Ecyeyr 3 роки тому +55

      @@kelixbro3456 Friend: Nerf darts???? Really??

    • @lutherkingjustruis2755
      @lutherkingjustruis2755 3 роки тому +96

      @@Ecyeyr "Yeah, he even did this during our first time aswell. As soon as I was about to come, he knew that it was the perfect moment to strike, and so he swiftly grabs the nearby nerfgun laid on the counter next to us, pointed it at my rear edge, and pulled the trigger. Damn cricket."

    • @dylanmorgan5589
      @dylanmorgan5589 3 роки тому +17

      Guy: *grabs nerf to get back at her husband.
      Wife: *dies inside.
      Daughter: *eats a pickle *is included for world building.

  • @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli
    @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli 5 років тому +5748

    It’s all fun and games till she pulls a pink colored glock

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 2 роки тому +7005

    My mans has a nice house, a cute kid, a cat, a hot wife and a nerf collection that most of us would have killed for as kids. He’s got it made

  • @samyoghoshal7716
    @samyoghoshal7716 Рік тому +1

    She thought turning into a cat as cover would save her! And damn she's patient!

  • @kristinam319
    @kristinam319 6 років тому +2836

    Lawyer: So why are you filing for divorce, irreconcilable differences?
    Wife: *Nerf Gun!*

    • @FerociousPaul
      @FerociousPaul 6 років тому +78

      Husband: *shoots lawyer with nerf gun*

    • @King-hs9zc
      @King-hs9zc 6 років тому +9

      FerociousPaul *NUT SHOT*

    • @zvproduction4740
      @zvproduction4740 6 років тому +17

      FerociousPaul lawyer: *pulls* *out* *latest* *nerf* *gun* *model*

    • @el-low6663
      @el-low6663 6 років тому +11

      ZV Production *nerf battle begins*

    • @santaklaus1937
      @santaklaus1937 6 років тому +1

      I mean guys it's okay if the wife agrees to a nerf war that'd be awesome to have a wife want to nerf with you...

  • @Ty-vj4wg
    @Ty-vj4wg 4 роки тому +1730

    Mom: freaks out. Daughter: dances happily in the background.

    • @joetroutt7425
      @joetroutt7425 4 роки тому +57

      Daughter will definitely grow up a gun owner and a daddy's girl.

    • @IshwarSR
      @IshwarSR 3 роки тому +5

      While commenting a joke.
      Everybody: skips to next line.
      ty gamer: gives spaces.

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc 3 роки тому

      @@IshwarSR GTFO You Streetshitter

    • @IshwarSR
      @IshwarSR 3 роки тому +4

      @@AK-tf3fc whoa, who hurt you?

    • @AK-tf3fc
      @AK-tf3fc 3 роки тому

      @@IshwarSR People like you who poops on roadsides.

  • @assordante2205
    @assordante2205 3 роки тому +949

    To be fair, that last one, she pretty much deserved it. Who's she think she is, doing yoga quietly, minding her own business? Smh the absolute nerve.

    • @spadessongs
      @spadessongs 2 роки тому +112

      *the absolute nerf

    • @Lovelyyetlonely
      @Lovelyyetlonely 2 роки тому

      You are suck an idiot. Relaxing Is really important in your life. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

    • @morijin5568
      @morijin5568 2 роки тому +18

      @@spadessongs ily

    • @joshdoesraps1353
      @joshdoesraps1353 2 роки тому +6

      @@spadessongs W

    • @Rusagop
      @Rusagop 2 роки тому +9

      Did someone say yoga?

  • @MenAreSpeaking
    @MenAreSpeaking 2 місяці тому +1

    After a few years, being married is like having a little sister

  • @ypjcudi5029
    @ypjcudi5029 4 роки тому +1446

    1:05 "You're the most annoying person on this planet!!"
    That's why you married him 😂

    • @HaroonKhan-wd2dz
      @HaroonKhan-wd2dz 4 роки тому +15

      Lmao I was thinking this

    • @robertstorey7476
      @robertstorey7476 4 роки тому +13

      she's got a point.

    • @felixhaimson8921
      @felixhaimson8921 4 роки тому +12

      Seems like a real healthy relationship

    • @JBoogie67
      @JBoogie67 4 роки тому +1

      Yea i was thinking,"and you married that annoying personc

    • @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267
      @wowpoopstaylorsversion3267 Рік тому

      Haha yeah. If he is the most annoying person on the planet, why is she married to him 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AP-vd8ve
    @AP-vd8ve 5 років тому +5372

    Tell us more about your wife turning into a cat

    • @leaksson93
      @leaksson93 5 років тому +97

      Clearly some kind of witch… which is cool!

    • @zax21_
      @zax21_ 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 5 років тому +44

      Professor McGonagall

    • @califaern3sto
      @califaern3sto 5 років тому +5

      @@hijack69 you beat me to it jack in the crack

    • @TrueHDR
      @TrueHDR 5 років тому +6

      I miss my wife Tails. I miss her a lot

  • @immateenypotato3523
    @immateenypotato3523 3 роки тому +9019

    If my husband did this I would buy my own nerf gun and have a nerf gun war with my husband 🤷‍♀️

    • @rohtashmalhotra2141
      @rohtashmalhotra2141 3 роки тому +412

      What's stopping you?

    • @akashk.790
      @akashk.790 3 роки тому +120

      That's why u don't have husbend

    • @rohtashmalhotra2141
      @rohtashmalhotra2141 3 роки тому +803

      @@akashk.790 Moron spotted

    • @TyusJada
      @TyusJada 3 роки тому +124

      Always have a nerf case in your vehicle, you never know when you need to take up arms lol XD

    • @venum1773
      @venum1773 3 роки тому +277

      @@akashk.790 thats why you dont have a life

  • @ttaylor758
    @ttaylor758 Місяць тому +2

    This is 8 years old. Wonder if they are still married? 😂. If so, she’s a saint.

  • @condorrish123
    @condorrish123 6 років тому +8432

    *Every Nerf shot is a step more to divorce*

    • @SH3player
      @SH3player 6 років тому +281

      Elzeta
      actually, that kind of thinking is a step closer to being divorced.
      Kindness and playing it too safe is boring+beta. Women want alphas who do whatever the fuck they want to do to them

    • @jeffzzzz1955
      @jeffzzzz1955 6 років тому +70

      Me: 0:50

    • @sirsupesafro7637
      @sirsupesafro7637 6 років тому +54

      Patrick
      Alohas?!🤣🤣
      (I understand that you meant "alphas," I just found that funny is all)

    • @RedAgainstMachine
      @RedAgainstMachine 6 років тому +5

      Patrick
      The truth is, it's reciprocation.

    • @anglozombie2485
      @anglozombie2485 6 років тому +108

      Patrick that completely depends on the person. It's dumb to put every single woman in one category.

  • @genericmarvel2844
    @genericmarvel2844 4 роки тому +5803

    This guy put his marriage on the line just to provide us with content--RESPECT

  • @SatouKazuma
    @SatouKazuma 4 роки тому +5294

    Plot twist: Hes married to his cat as well

    • @TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest
      @TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest 4 роки тому +107

      This comment right here officer

    • @Quartx130
      @Quartx130 4 роки тому +34

      @@TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest
      *You just made this comment even better XD*

    • @GabriCreeper56
      @GabriCreeper56 4 роки тому +27

      Plot Twist: Even to his daughter

    • @SatouKazuma
      @SatouKazuma 4 роки тому +34

      @@GabriCreeper56 Lets go to jail together homie

    • @GabriCreeper56
      @GabriCreeper56 4 роки тому +7

      @@SatouKazuma Roger

  • @baykog
    @baykog Рік тому +5

    0:40 honorable mention

  • @therealeikichionizuka
    @therealeikichionizuka 3 роки тому +3331

    My grandpa did this when he got cancer. Even on his last days alive, he would open the window and fire away!
    Edit: with a nerf gun

  • @YouKnowIBePro
    @YouKnowIBePro 6 років тому +2002

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He shoot wife with nerf gun in bac

    • @anitahans3821
      @anitahans3821 6 років тому +7

      LOL

    • @GraaiGraai
      @GraaiGraai 6 років тому +6

      Double c's

    • @azaezel.
      @azaezel. 6 років тому +24

      Actually he attacc, he attacc and he attacc

    • @commendme5598
      @commendme5598 6 років тому +2

      This made me laugh so much 😂

    • @skaar7
      @skaar7 6 років тому +1

      Lmao

  • @kabirunknown8667
    @kabirunknown8667 5 років тому +3879

    There are two kids and one adult in this house

  • @rossmathias5675
    @rossmathias5675 2 місяці тому +1

    The kid jumping with happiness when the mom is getting shot in the front door. 😂😂😂

  • @questionablename1746
    @questionablename1746 6 років тому +1378

    THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

    • @migiko
      @migiko 6 років тому +4

      +XP

    • @lauttero1938
      @lauttero1938 6 років тому +9

      For their marriage at least

    • @ytn675
      @ytn675 6 років тому

      Lmao

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 6 років тому +1

      This is amazing

    • @CommisarHood
      @CommisarHood 6 років тому +1

      Don't worry just slap on some Flex Tape!!! (TM)

  • @dumptruck3591
    @dumptruck3591 6 років тому +633

    *Gets divorced*
    *Shoots judge with Nerf gun*

    • @szymonsmiakowski6333
      @szymonsmiakowski6333 6 років тому +17

      *THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING*

    • @delt19
      @delt19 6 років тому +5

      Goes on first date with new potential gf, shoots date with Nerf gun

    • @Dizastermaster.
      @Dizastermaster. 6 років тому +7

      *U P Y O U R A S S*

    • @bradirv
      @bradirv 6 років тому +5

      *it's nerf or nothin'*

    • @shivermetimbers7222
      @shivermetimbers7222 6 років тому +1

      Then gets shot

  • @saurabh9516
    @saurabh9516 4 роки тому +3836

    Nerf or nothing.

  • @actloss3829
    @actloss3829 4 місяці тому +2

    bro having the time of his life

  • @nosoyporta
    @nosoyporta 3 роки тому +1114

    Even when she turns into a cat she can't escape the nerf gun

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 4 роки тому +1669

    Now I need to find me a wife. Marriage looks pretty enticing now.

    • @floki5605
      @floki5605 4 роки тому +157

      Eh, wait till she divorces him. She'll have half his nerf collection as revenge.

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 4 роки тому +9

      @@floki5605 hahaha, hell to the naw naw

    • @fedra5873
      @fedra5873 4 роки тому +2

      @@wheelmanstan Los Angeles stuff only 😂 🤣 🤣

    • @markovmily6950
      @markovmily6950 4 роки тому +1

      you began and ended your comment with the word "now" and that annoys the fuck out of me

    • @wheelmanstan
      @wheelmanstan 4 роки тому

      @@markovmily6950 yes, but I didn't use now in the same sentence twice, that's the key

  • @JaredFromSubway88
    @JaredFromSubway88 5 років тому +2083

    Daddy's girl loves the machine gun. He's raising a good one

    • @huojinchi4921
      @huojinchi4921 4 роки тому +9

      Was looking for a comment like this lol

    • @alsoknownas875
      @alsoknownas875 4 роки тому +3

      Best part of the video. Had to rewind to make sure she was laughing

    • @pablosanchez5294
      @pablosanchez5294 4 роки тому +2

      She probably likes her dad more than her mom lol

  • @DukeDudeson
    @DukeDudeson 5 місяців тому +3

    Ah now that’s the perfect “I hate him he’s so annoying” marriage.

    • @Lore98897
      @Lore98897 5 місяців тому +1

      The usual normie life is boring.

    • @АааБбб-к8б
      @АааБбб-к8б 5 місяців тому

      ​​@@Lore98897 I'd rather have a "boring normie life" than a "non-boring" marriage full of shit like this.

  • @biscuit2952
    @biscuit2952 3 роки тому +1809

    Her: god, you're the most annoying person I've ever met
    Also her: *proceed to marry and had kids with him*

    • @lesymon8483
      @lesymon8483 3 роки тому +159

      _That's how you get 'em_

    • @housel9352
      @housel9352 3 роки тому +28

      I'd like but it's the funny number

    • @qwertysingha
      @qwertysingha 3 роки тому +15

      @@housel9352 haha, ruined it

    • @artlover9261
      @artlover9261 3 роки тому +79

      I see nothing but true love. If a person can still love you after doing stupid shit, then she/he/other loves you very, very fuckin much

    • @housel9352
      @housel9352 3 роки тому +1

      @@qwertysingha you monster

  • @bjarkes7515
    @bjarkes7515 6 років тому +2758

    Had a shot of his wife in bikini, and didn't use it as a thumbnail? Now that's something.

    • @metalletam
      @metalletam 6 років тому +146

      Some people just want to watch the world burn

    • @thegaminggirls2154
      @thegaminggirls2154 6 років тому +27

      XD now that’s what you call true love

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 6 років тому +119

      Because its his wife, he ain’t gonna want other men staring at the thumbnail.

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 6 років тому +2

      Didn’t match, boner kill.

    • @mlgstefan1573
      @mlgstefan1573 6 років тому

      True af

  • @poojockmcplop1038
    @poojockmcplop1038 5 років тому +4128

    You really got on her nerfs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 6 місяців тому +2

    Actual video of what a healthy relationship looks like

  • @Demon_SXZ
    @Demon_SXZ 4 роки тому +969

    Can we just appreciate the fact his wife has the ability to turn into a cat that's so cool

    • @nayani3552
      @nayani3552 3 роки тому +27

      *McGonagall enters chat*

    • @dogcreator7439
      @dogcreator7439 3 роки тому +3

      Yes.

    • @arm1stice680
      @arm1stice680 3 роки тому +1

      @@nayani3552 Hello, Fellow Potterhead

    • @nayani3552
      @nayani3552 3 роки тому

      @@arm1stice680 *raises wand* hello there friend

    • @Cj-ou8jq
      @Cj-ou8jq 3 роки тому

      Hufflepuff wbu guys?

  • @bossihavethecancer2663
    @bossihavethecancer2663 3 роки тому +636

    when the quiet kid finds his love

  • @abhaymishra30
    @abhaymishra30 6 років тому +1470

    So nobody's gonna talk about how his wife turns into a Cat on Friday?

    • @ianb2335
      @ianb2335 6 років тому +46

      She is an animagus

    • @cristianr911
      @cristianr911 6 років тому +16

      He shot that pu-c that day

    • @pressure9970
      @pressure9970 6 років тому +3

      odd flex but okay

    • @jgaworski1
      @jgaworski1 6 років тому +1

      witchcraft...

    • @papajavaleri
      @papajavaleri 6 років тому +25

      Pussy is pussy, what's there to talk about friend?

  • @apparatus_solo
    @apparatus_solo Рік тому +1

    We all know why the most replayed part of this video is the most replayed part of this video.