i actually did one of these in like 6th grade and then started crying bc i thought my eyes were gonna turn blue and i just wasn’t ready for that commitment
@@leah8206 ahahaha sameeee actually after trying it out, I was searching for seas nearby my place so that I can go there right after turning into a mermaid 🤣
Day 1: no signs of being a dolphin Day 2: my skin is starting to feel blubbery and my nose is becoming bulbous Day 5: I tried to say “yee yee” but said “eee eee” instead. I think it’s starting. Day 10: my family and friends don’t know what’s wrong with me. They’re crying now. I’ve been taken to an aquarium where both doctors and marine biologists are studying me Week 3: eee eee
I used to watch subliminals that were like "Get rid of stuffy nose", but sometimes I would see shit like, "Get kidnapped by your desired person" like wtf 💀
Fr I like using subs but I’m ashamed to say I’m part of the community because of that side It’s kind of like people who use Gacha life. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it but it feels shameful because of the bad side of it.
Day 1: Nothing Day 3: My nose is getting more dolphin like! Day 4: So my friend noticed that part of my head was just blubber! It's a little weird to have a head that is half blubber/ half beautiful blonde hair that I am growing. Day 5: Nothing Week 3: eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeeEeeEeEeEeEeE
Well, the blond hair one worked for me, and I've got dark black hair. By the way, it had nothing to do with the fact that I was watching this at the hairdresser while somebody bleached my hair.
@@riansubs2387 I've got a question... I do believe in subliminals and all, but some are so just straight up weird. Now is it really possible to just sit there and look like Ariana someday? I mean why would someone want to look like her? I think the "look like someone else" thingy is very toxic
@@felixsegg7990 You would get like similiar features so if ari has a button nose you would start getting that and her other features. But i do agree it is very toxic and we should all focus on looking and being the best version of ourselves
Subliminal audio comment sections be like: Day 1: i got paler after just 4 listens! Day 2: after a couple more listens before bed, i’m paper-white now! Day 3: im transparent now! Week 6: I’m officially invisible. My parents reported me missing and believe me to be dead. they still hear me sometimes, and can’t figure out why the food keeps disappearing. totally recommend!
I was looking for the" i so pale" meme yesterday and something like that popped up and i when I checked the comments i literally thought I was tweking! It's so weird to me
My brother when he was little (6/7/8ish) watched a subliminal message video on growing wings He got so scared he called my mom from work saying he was scared that he’d grow wings and fly away (not being able to control them) so that night he made my mom sit and watch the same video too so if anything happened she’d fly away with him We still make fun of him to this day (hes 14)
Subliminal user here! I agree that some subliminals are weird, but for me it helped me change my mindset a lot! I listen ro a number of subs (confidence boost, memory enhancer, intelligence subs) and they have helped me maintain a positive mindset and they work (for me at least)
So it basically just changes ur mindset? It’s not actually physical bcz ppl be saying they had this and that and it changed this and that but I think it’s just “fake it till you make it”
Day 1: nothing obviously Day 2: somehow I look even uglier?? Day 3: my skin is looking a lot grayer and my eyes are definitely getting darker Day 4: Okay so this is weird, my mom was doing my hair and notice that some of if was falling off! She said my head looked like it was getting bigger! I also started noticing my body getting bigger and more shaped. Day 5: nothing. Week 3: I look like a Bottlenose Dolphin!! Thank you kurtus! My mom had to buy me a mini pool so I could really get the full experience. My eyes are smaller, I have no neck, my fucking mouth is long as hell, Even my teeth have changed! This worked so well! I will continue using it, more updates!
Kids are crazy, I remember doing online rituals and listening to subliminals trying to turn myself into a werewolf, and I actually thought I was. God was that wild.
oh my god my ex told me he tried to do the same thing when he was a kid LOL 😂 he told me he did all this "research" and waited impatiently a few weeks for the full moon, he did the whole ritual and was so disappointed when nothing happened ahahaha 😂 he was partially relieved too because he thought the process of "turning" would be really painful but he was very upset lolll
I remember thinking that I could do roblox glitches in real life and that I could fly if i kept watching videos telling me how to fly lol I was a very dumb kid and now... im still a very dumb kid
day 1: nothing obviously day 2: somehow im still ugly day 3: my eyes are looking more like a dolphins!!!! day 4: ok this is weird, my friend was doing my hair and she found a friggin fin in there, dude, I think these are actually working day 5: nothing week 3: i look like a bottlenose dolphin! my head shape changed and some kid threw me into the ocean. thank you so much. year 4: yee yee
I watched a video called Become yourself in 5 minutes subliminal and it actually worked. After watching the video I went through absolutely no changes whatsoever. 10/10 would recommend.
until one day he went and left to Kurtis Town and he listened in to a positive-affirming sound (it is so hard to rhyme town with something relating to a song)
Now he's positive affirming man Half affimatives half dolphin You don't here him screech at night (blue eyes blue eyes I have them) Because he talks in affirmatives
You know he may come off optimistic but he's not what he seems. If he only catches you, you can bet that he'll scream... MY BLOND HAIR IS GROWING NOW BLOND HAIR GROWING NOW GROWING AS I BREATHE!
Day one: nothing as expected Day two: I actually noticed my eyes we’re starting to move further apart Day three: a friend pointed out to me that part of my back was starting to turn blue Day four: my arms are blue too now, and rubbery! Day five: I can tell I’m losing a lot of hair Week three: OMG guys! It really worked! I look EXACTLY like a real blue dolphin! I gotta admit, going into this, I had my doubts!😂😂😂
1 minute: Nothing obviously 2 minutes: My skin is moist 3 minutes: I feel like my nose is a bit longer and I’m a bit bluer 4 minutes: Ok my friend was doing my hair and pointed out I lost all my hair and I have some kind of snout? 5 minutes: Nothing 19 monots: mi fingee gon I cnt typ am botle nos dopin I fel dry Ned wtr Update: OK after I became a dolphin, I was swimming in the sea with my dolphin friends, happy as could be. Until one day I went adventures on the land but then I got bitten by a radioactive man. I was half dolphin half man. You can hear me screech at night but I just want a friend. People call me quite a fright when they run in to me in the dark abandoned house where I live. I may come of strong but I'm not what I seem. If I ever catch you you will probably scream like help let me go! Haha. Then I saw a b-tech version of Scarlett Johansson on TV and gave her a call, then we became the best crime fighting team of them all! That's right, I am dolphin man. Edit: Guys I need some advice, Varli has been acting really weird. She has been really edgy recently and she keeps on singing weird nursery rhymes and I don't think shes ok. I keep on seeing blue and red flashing lights in her house and I'm really scared because I don't know what to do and she yawns in a really strange way? And she keeps on mumbling about her maximum amount of hugs a day?? Please give me some advice and tell me what to do!
day 1: I've been drinking more water day 2: I got out of the shower and couldn't breathe day 5:ive been in the bath for 3 days and I have fins week 1: eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I remember watching subliminals when I was super depressed because the thought of manifesting was very calming. But if course I didn't think it would change my eye colour or something
Most people: change there shirt, put a towel over their head, put on glasses or something when pretending to be someone else Kurtis: *twists his noise ring a little*
day 1: nothing (obviously) day 2: drank water while watching day 3: smelled the ocean while watching day 4: nothing day 5: nose was sore week 3: can’t talk, can only make dolphin noises. please send help. Edit: have been living in my bathtub for weeks. can't leave. 911 operators keep hanging up on me because i can't speak. help ps thanks for likes it means a lot to know that i have u all on my side after being alone in a tub for so long but seriously help i can't do anything and i'm going mad
Day 1: my skin was tinted green!!!! Day 2: i got a lil thicker Day 3: omg this is soooo weird my hair is falling off!!! Day 4: my ears are starting to elongate omg 🙌🙌 Day 5: somebody told me the world was gonna roll me!!! Week 8: WOT ER YE DOIN IN ME SWAMPPPP???
Gonna update! Day 1: nothing obviously Day 2: Somehow I look mammalier Day 3: my skin seems a little darker and my nose is pointier Day 4: ok so this is weird, but I got my legs waxed today and the lady said she noticed I lost all of my hair (I didn’t shave my legs) and she said it looked natural like I had never grown hair in the first place! Day 5: nothing Week 3: I look like a bottlenose dolphin! My skin is grey and I don’t have any hair. I have gills and fins! I’m typing this with my long nose. Thank you, Kurtis!
Bruh he should've put a warning on the video the ariana grande one was so powerful it made me look exactly like her every day people ask for my autograph and now I'm in prison for stealing her identity
@Thunderstruck Subliminals Yes, That Rose scandal was so scary! And evil!! Remember mindpower?? She was so awful! She was doing a lot of the typical evil sub maker things and then making people change their sexual orientation to be attracted to her! And put affirmations to r*pe people and be hyper sexual!! More and more people are learning about subliminals, and the people on this channel will make fake subs to mess with people I feel like, and then we’ll have even more Roses. It’s fine to not believe in them, but putting others down for something you don’t understand is wrong
They're too stupid to on that subliminals work. They act like they know anything when in reality they're biased and don't know what they're talking about. They even claimed that subliminals are demonic or something. So keep getting results and keeping this community small. Don't tell people about subliminals We'll watch the people ramble on and on
week one: I've noticed that I'm more drawn to water week two: I take baths everyday week three: my nose has grown and my skin is changing colour into a light grey week four: my siblings have to push me around in a giant fish bowl week five: my eyes are now growing on the side of my head week six: e e e e e e
@@primthos7413 no he didn't he is an imposter. We want the real king of Kurtistown. The real Kurtis never forgets the extra greeting. After all it why I subbed
As a blonde I can confirm we sit in the room while we chant the flower gleam and glow song from tangled while brushing it and saying how amazing our blonde hair is
i think subliminals can work IF they are for mental things such as falling asleep, feeling more positive, or confidence. however subliminals obviously cannot change your physical form
Subliminals can change you physically but only if it's possible such as weight loss or clear skin, but impossible if let say you want to be a dolphin. I wish I can prove it to you because I lost 11 lbs from just listening to subliminals in a week.
@@yaymilko yess ! let them not believe it, not everyone can believe it or else it would get out of hand.. we should actually be thanking them for not believing ! they dont know theyre doing us a favor lmaoo
@@Thisway630 Your body sometimes changes for various reasons (for example a change in eye color can indicate health issues) or at least appear that it changed (maybe the sun was stronger in those days so the eyes seemed lighter) but instead of looking for a clear explanation you assumed it was the subliminals alone and stopped there.
no joke, i actually subscribed for the extra greeting. i used to just watch your videos when they pop up in my recommended and liked the extra greeting, but then you said it was for people who were subscribed and I got upset so... I subscribed subed for the extra greeting, stayed for the content
Most people who use subliminals are in their teens, and their body is still changing and developing. So when they see a small change they think "oh my god my subliminal is working" when it's really not your brain is just looking at small things and thinking they're huge
I've been in subliminals for like a year or two and the affirmations are rather to encourage you to take action, for example: Blond thick hair - dying your hair and learning how to take good care of it Super strength - getting a gym membership on a discount and actually going there There are some ridiculous ones for things you can't change but it's not my problem
Day 1: nothing Day 2: my voice sounds a bit higher eek eek Day 3: I think I’m a bit better at swimming Day 4: nothing Week 3: I am now a bottlenose dolphin
some friends of mine were able to change their eye colour with subliminals. and if you don't believe me watch videos of people who changed it. maybe you just had bad subliminals
day 5 of watching this video. the lower half of my face is extending, turning into a dolphin snout. my forehead has started to protrude. my eyes are separating, and my back has been arching forward more recently. i can feel my legs molding into each other. i can feel my fingers combining into one.
There was a subliminal video with the title “East asian appearance subliminal” and most of the people in the comments were people with k-pop profile pics and anime profile pictures. 👀
i dont know about all this blonde hair bullshit, but subliminals helped me loads with my confidence, and i dont really care if they're true or not either lmao (lets be real it was probably placebo or something,) but hey ive gotten better emotionally and mentally, even if there's no physical changes, so thankyou self help subliminal youtubers
It’s essentially a placebo, however that’s not to say that it can’t help with confidence etc. Of course however it’s impossible to promote faster healing or hair changing colour
@@berserkagain7976I've had multiple people compliment the exact things I used subliminals for. I'm not forcing anyone to believe me but multiple people pointed it out multiple times.
day 1: nothing obviously day 2: my skin is turning blue day 3: i have fins week 3: i am a bottlenose dolphin! i have found my home in the ocean and my boyfriend dumped me. i will keep using this. stay posted for more updates!
These are like the UA-cam video equivalent of those iPhone apps that claim to be actual working lie detectors or dog translators or X-ray machines or any app that claims to do something iPhones can’t actually even do lol
gonna update! day 1: nothing obviously day 2: somehow I look uglier day 3: my eyes look farther apart, and my skin is turning grey day 4: ok so this is so weird, my friend was doing my hair and she noticed a hole on the top of my head (my head is holeless) and she said it looked like a blowhole!! but now it does look weird since some of my head is flat and there’s a random hole day 5: nothing week 3: i look like a bottle nose dolphin! like my body shape changed to it, my eyes are black and soulless, my nose has gotten thinner, I have more sharp teeth, this works so well. I will continue using it, more updates!
dude what the frick I had to stop watching halfway through because I've got flippers how did this happen I'm literally shaking and crying right now this took me twenty minutes to type who did this
@@Bhupali1 oh for real? Well that's really scary I used to listen to subs back when I first discovered the community. Is there any way that you can make the effects go away?
day 1: nothing, obviously day 2: somehow i look uglier day 3: my nose looks pointier day 4: ok so this is so weird, my friend told me that my skin was grayer, and now it looks weird 😂 week 3: i am a bottlenose dolphin ! my skin is gray, i have fins, and live in the ocean, this works so well. i will continue using it. more updates !
Omg this works!!! Day 1: nothing Day 2: I started to get taller Day 3: my voice got squeaky Day 4: I could swim super well Week 4008: EeEeEeEeeEeeeeeeEeeeeEeeEEE
search “pArEnTs sToP fIgHtInG sUbLiMnAl”, like my parents literally stopped arguing and they just...love each other wth? idk just search anything then put subliminal behind it you’ll find it
I've had results wit subliminals for lucidity within dreams and worked very easily, tried before without and didn't work. But I'm glad we won't these kind of negative people in the community
Day 1: strange tingle Day 2: I am shrinking rapidly Day 3: I am now 4"11' Day 4: the back of my head is balding Day 5: I have aged 50 years and gained 30lbs conviniently only on the top half of my body Day 6: sudden craving for pickled eggs Day man: I am now Danny Devito This g fuel shit is no joke guy
don't forget to like the video if u enjoyed it and let me know if ur legit a subliminal dolphin!!
Kurtis Conner we love you yee yee king
I love yoyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I am a dolphin because I believe
Yee yee
thank u i really needed an upload 💞
i actually did one of these in like 6th grade and then started crying bc i thought my eyes were gonna turn blue and i just wasn’t ready for that commitment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGG I'M LAUGHING OUT LOUD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AJSJXND. BRO-😂😂
i did the same thing when i was really little that was said to “turn me into a mermaid”😂
@@leah8206 ahahaha sameeee actually after trying it out, I was searching for seas nearby my place so that I can go there right after turning into a mermaid 🤣
This comment killed me
Day 1: no signs of being a dolphin
Day 2: my skin is starting to feel blubbery and my nose is becoming bulbous
Day 5: I tried to say “yee yee” but said “eee eee” instead. I think it’s starting.
Day 10: my family and friends don’t know what’s wrong with me. They’re crying now. I’ve been taken to an aquarium where both doctors and marine biologists are studying me
Week 3: eee eee
Modern day Kafka🐜🐞
OHTMGFIDJFH
Elon: deer
🐬🐬🐬
LMFAO
my hair turned blonde! it might be because my hair was already blonde but we’ll never know! 10/10 would be subliminally influenced again
Adrianne Russell omg same I think it really worked
barrel of Sunshine jokes on you I don’t sleep
@@addie271
Hah!
*orders sleeping drugs off eBay*
@@addie271
Also smart of you to remove that info; I've heard cases of people trying to find others through information like that.
barrel of Sunshine yeah I figured you were joking but other people might not be
I used to watch subliminals that were like "Get rid of stuffy nose", but sometimes I would see shit like, "Get kidnapped by your desired person" like wtf 💀
Huh
Well, the kidnapping ones aren't subliminals, they are the crackhead corner of subliminals called underground subliminals
@@Hono_No_Kami1 they're subliminals. shut up
Fr
I like using subs but I’m ashamed to say I’m part of the community because of that side
It’s kind of like people who use Gacha life. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it but it feels shameful because of the bad side of it.
@@UrFavEmoKid feels broo
this is the owner of this accounts mother. my daughter has turned into a dolphin and its all your fault. i am very upset. now i have to buy a pool.
🥐🐬
@@onplanetx1711 Why the crossiant man
@@carrie00 croilphin
seems like ur daughter is a deerfox based on her pfp
HILDA PFP HILDA PFP HILDA PFP HILDA PFP
Day 1: Nothing
Day 3: My nose is getting more dolphin like!
Day 4: So my friend noticed that part of my head was just blubber! It's a little weird to have a head that is half blubber/ half beautiful blonde hair that I am growing.
Day 5: Nothing
Week 3: eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeeEeeEeEeEeEeE
Me: laughing for two minutes straight (but like a dolphin, obviously)
Hope S. JSHSKSHDJSJSJD LMAOOOOO
Ludmila Teles EeeeeEee EeeEeeEe
lmaooo
Why you stealing comments :(
Well, the blond hair one worked for me, and I've got dark black hair. By the way, it had nothing to do with the fact that I was watching this at the hairdresser while somebody bleached my hair.
literally the same thing happened to me i can’t believe people don’t think it’s real smh
@@stef90200 um-
@Azina Taranom if u believe it wont work then it wont. Thats how the LOA works
@@riansubs2387 I've got a question... I do believe in subliminals and all, but some are so just straight up weird. Now is it really possible to just sit there and look like Ariana someday? I mean why would someone want to look like her? I think the "look like someone else" thingy is very toxic
@@felixsegg7990 You would get like similiar features so if ari has a button nose you would start getting that and her other features. But i do agree it is very toxic and we should all focus on looking and being the best version of ourselves
Subliminal audio comment sections be like:
Day 1: i got paler after just 4 listens!
Day 2: after a couple more listens before bed, i’m paper-white now!
Day 3: im transparent now!
Week 6: I’m officially invisible. My parents reported me missing and believe me to be dead. they still hear me sometimes, and can’t figure out why the food keeps disappearing. totally recommend!
jahahahhahahaha
Oh------
Wdym---------
I‘m dead 💀💀💀
I was looking for the" i so pale" meme yesterday and something like that popped up and i when I checked the comments i literally thought I was tweking! It's so weird to me
nah bro unlocked the true light skin stare
My brother when he was little (6/7/8ish) watched a subliminal message video on growing wings
He got so scared he called my mom from work saying he was scared that he’d grow wings and fly away (not being able to control them) so that night he made my mom sit and watch the same video too so if anything happened she’d fly away with him
We still make fun of him to this day (hes 14)
stop making fun man he dont like it
Awww that’s so cute..
LMAO 😭😭😭
lowkey that sounds terrifying
i choked my water i-
Cool video Kurtis, but how did you get Ariana Grande to host this one?
And why is she blonde?
She's part of Kurtistown now, and she had the honor of hosting one of Kurtis' videos! Lucky...
An super strong
LMAO
Lizard_man she kind of looks like a dolphin
@@fran-nu9zy Yeah, and she seems to have pretty big muscles too!
11 months after this video came out I’m a full grown dolphin, live in the atlantic and raised my own dolphin family. Couldn’t be happier!
Ida Joswig I love how your pfp is your home ❤️ lmao
@@selenaroxursox1 It's such a lovely home, too... Kurtis really did us all a favor :')
You could say you’re happy as can be
Read this comment before watching the video and I am so confused
congratulations!!
Subliminal user here! I agree that some subliminals are weird, but for me it helped me change my mindset a lot! I listen ro a number of subs (confidence boost, memory enhancer, intelligence subs) and they have helped me maintain a positive mindset and they work (for me at least)
So it basically just changes ur mindset? It’s not actually physical bcz ppl be saying they had this and that and it changed this and that but I think it’s just “fake it till you make it”
@@haileye5513 Yeah, as they say "Tell a lie enough times it eventually becomes the truth"!
You get the same results if you start to be more positive lol
@@SmallAndSoft that's like telling someone with depression to just be happy, it's that easy duh. Lol indeed
@@haileye5513 it is psychical lol
GUYS I JUST PASSED THE MIRROR, THERE'S A DOLPHIN STARING BACK AT ME I'M SCARED
k lol
AKHSJSH
Umm you obviously trapped a dolphin in your mirror
When you realize dolphins can't walk: .~....Is it a glass tank?
I was wearing gray clothes and I looked down and I had A DOLPHIN TALL IM SCARED
As a blonde, I can confirm that we sit in a room and repeat: I am growing my blonde hair as I breathe.
blonde gang
hey fellow blondes wanna get together for a hair growing party? blondes only brunettes are banned
Hell yeah dude. Let’s do it Friday at 2:00, at the Kurtistown hotel.
potato lettuce I have dirty blonde hair am I still allowed or can I only be there for a bit then I have to leave?
@@EatFrozenPlastic ur allowed long as its natural and blonde
blonde gang blonde gang
@@blandymcblanderson7745
oh uh.. i live in the kurtistown hotel this better not take too long
Day 1: nothing obviously
Day 2: somehow I look even uglier??
Day 3: my skin is looking a lot grayer and my eyes are definitely getting darker
Day 4: Okay so this is weird, my mom was doing my hair and notice that some of if was falling off! She said my head looked like it was getting bigger! I also started noticing my body getting bigger and more shaped.
Day 5: nothing.
Week 3: I look like a Bottlenose Dolphin!! Thank you kurtus! My mom had to buy me a mini pool so I could really get the full experience. My eyes are smaller, I have no neck, my fucking mouth is long as hell, Even my teeth have changed! This worked so well! I will continue using it, more updates!
"my mom had to buy me a mini pool" BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF 😭
😂😂😂
😂😂😂Lol
STOPP😂
Loool
Aw man, I've just finished the subliminals to make me human! You've just undone all my hard work 😩XD
Noooo, he didn’t ok? Don’t let him discourage you and think that you won’t get results from your subs. Try not to think about what he said
As a blonde, I can confirm that, yes, we do sit in chairs and say, “I am growing beautiful golden blonde hair right now!”
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or if you really listen to subliminals lol
Mimi Simon very obviously sarcastic I don’t get how you don’t know that immediately lol
Can confirm, I did that too.
my only plans this saturday !
Where my fellow blondies at
The word ‘dude’ was definitely made for this guy
or xqc
I love the way he says it
Yeah dude
The dude “word” was made for this guy
You mean it was meant for this dude
-- Me entering Kurtis Town --
Day 1: Got an extra greeting
Week 3: Turned into a dolphin
week 69: Turned into an extra greeting
ıʌɐ uɐıɹq the conspiracy of how kurtis a l w a y s gets the greetings
Week 666: I'm your 600th like!
Kids are crazy, I remember doing online rituals and listening to subliminals trying to turn myself into a werewolf, and I actually thought I was. God was that wild.
same 😭 it was fun tho
* looks at pfp *
* horror violin sfx *
oh my god my ex told me he tried to do the same thing when he was a kid LOL 😂 he told me he did all this "research" and waited impatiently a few weeks for the full moon, he did the whole ritual and was so disappointed when nothing happened ahahaha 😂 he was partially relieved too because he thought the process of "turning" would be really painful but he was very upset lolll
I remember thinking that I could do roblox glitches in real life and that I could fly if i kept watching videos telling me how to fly lol
I was a very dumb kid and now... im still a very dumb kid
This video needs a warning. I was at high risk of becoming a dolphin and I don’t even know until the end?!?!
Not cool dude. Not cool at all. :/
day 1: nothing obviously
day 2: somehow im still ugly
day 3: my eyes are looking more like a dolphins!!!!
day 4: ok this is weird, my friend was doing my hair and she found a friggin fin in there, dude, I think these are actually working
day 5: nothing
week 3: i look like a bottlenose dolphin! my head shape changed and some kid threw me into the ocean. thank you so much.
year 4: yee yee
Bruh you turned me into a dolphin w/o my consent wth
This video is from 4 years ago and Kurt is celebrating hitting 1M. He now has over 4.5M. I am so proud
day 1: my skin is turning grey
HAHAHA
day 2: my nose is beginning to get slightly longer
Cris
Sir, do you happen to be *vriska kin?*
Garbage Farts day 3: my lost taste in my right eye
Day 500: *dolphin noises* ep pep eeeppppp epppppppp
why he acting like him back in 2014 didn't watch "turn into Harry Styles subliminal"
LMFAO
.
@@elisebb4457 lmao u fr
Elise BB jaja
drag him
i’m legit straight up post up not even lying for sure telling the truth telling u i am a bottle nosed dolphin rn dude. thank u so much.
This really is a perfect example of people taking psych terms and just throwing them around without investigating what they actually mean 💞
I watched a video called Become yourself in 5 minutes subliminal and it actually worked. After watching the video I went through absolutely no changes whatsoever. 10/10 would recommend.
Ye 😗👍🏽
Underrated comment
That confused me so much lmao
I turned into a shark
@@bigshark878 a big one
HE WAS JUST A DOLPHIN
SWIMMING IN THE SEA
WITH HIS DOLPHIN FRIENDS
HAPPY AS CAN BE
until one day he went
and left to Kurtis Town
and he listened in to
a positive-affirming sound (it is so hard to rhyme town with something relating to a song)
Now he's positive affirming man
Half affimatives half dolphin
You don't here him screech at night (blue eyes blue eyes I have them)
Because he talks in affirmatives
And you just might...
(You just might)
Turn into a dolphin
When you listen to what he’s sayin’
(Ohhhhhhh)
You know he may come off optimistic but he's not what he seems.
If he only catches you, you can bet that he'll scream...
MY BLOND HAIR
IS GROWING NOW
BLOND HAIR
GROWING NOW
GROWING AS I BREATHE!
BLONDE HAIR
GROWING NOW
HAIR
GROWING NOW
EYES
TURNING BLUE
I'LL HAVE BLONDE HAIR OR ELSE
Day 1: Sophie
Day 2: Solphie
Day 3: Dolphie
Day 4: EeEeEeEeEeE
Sophie Colton A for effort
A for comedic
Day 5: Yee Yee
Wtf are you bitch
Day one: nothing as expected
Day two: I actually noticed my eyes we’re starting to move further apart
Day three: a friend pointed out to me that part of my back was starting to turn blue
Day four: my arms are blue too now, and rubbery!
Day five: I can tell I’m losing a lot of hair
Week three: OMG guys! It really worked! I look EXACTLY like a real blue dolphin! I gotta admit, going into this, I had my doubts!😂😂😂
Make fun all you want be it helps our lives n helps us acheive what we want
The comment was never edited hes lying 😡😡
@@terrifier-7 fr let them suffer while we enjoy with our results
1 minute: Nothing obviously
2 minutes: My skin is moist
3 minutes: I feel like my nose is a bit longer and I’m a bit bluer
4 minutes: Ok my friend was doing my hair and pointed out I lost all my hair and I have some kind of snout?
5 minutes: Nothing
19 monots: mi fingee gon I cnt typ am botle nos dopin I fel dry Ned wtr
Update: OK after I became a dolphin, I was swimming in the sea with my dolphin friends, happy as could be. Until one day I went adventures on the land but then I got bitten by a radioactive man. I was half dolphin half man. You can hear me screech at night but I just want a friend. People call me quite a fright when they run in to me in the dark abandoned house where I live. I may come of strong but I'm not what I seem. If I ever catch you you will probably scream like help let me go! Haha. Then I saw a b-tech version of Scarlett Johansson on TV and gave her a call, then we became the best crime fighting team of them all! That's right, I am dolphin man.
Edit: Guys I need some advice, Varli has been acting really weird. She has been really edgy recently and she keeps on singing weird nursery rhymes and I don't think shes ok. I keep on seeing blue and red flashing lights in her house and I'm really scared because I don't know what to do and she yawns in a really strange way? And she keeps on mumbling about her maximum amount of hugs a day?? Please give me some advice and tell me what to do!
nu fibgeg al sp hon am dilphon
This should honestly have more likes
Wgst gas juryis fobe(6)()))$!))?
sam mu hands gon pla putr humam sublimimakd ib nect vidwp
@@blueblu756 u saved my life!!!
"Watching this will make you taller"
jenna marbles has entered the chat
That's actually what I was thinking
MissPronounced 😂
I wanna be taaallllllllll
MissPronounced SKSKSKSK
She's already hella tall. 6'11" is pretty impressive for anybody.
day 1: I've been drinking more water
day 2: I got out of the shower and couldn't breathe
day 5:ive been in the bath for 3 days and I have fins
week 1: eeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You...you know that dolphins don’t breathe under water?
Ida Joswig I’m dying ahhahahahah
Jorge Cool please don‘t
Shark boy be like:
Day 0: *Dies*
I remember watching subliminals when I was super depressed because the thought of manifesting was very calming. But if course I didn't think it would change my eye colour or something
If kurtistown turns into kurtis country, we're gonna be his kurtis country bois
Y E E Y E E
Ich K. Yee yee PRIDE 🤠🤠
#ProudToBeYee
Wow what a perfect plot twist
kurtis kountry
Yee yee
YEE YEE
Most people: change there shirt, put a towel over their head, put on glasses or something when pretending to be someone else
Kurtis: *twists his noise ring a little*
Their*
Sorry, that’s my pet peeve!
Georgia Hildenbrand and nose* lol
@@lily5540 omg noise ring didnt even notice XD
@@georgie488 does Kurtis prefer they them pronouns? If so, ho do you know?
@@michaelishere6822 she was correcting them when they said "change there shirt" when it should've been "their"
day 1: nothing (obviously)
day 2: drank water while watching
day 3: smelled the ocean while watching
day 4: nothing
day 5: nose was sore
week 3: can’t talk, can only make dolphin noises. please send help.
Edit: have been living in my bathtub for weeks. can't leave. 911 operators keep hanging up on me because i can't speak. help
ps thanks for likes it means a lot to know that i have u all on my side after being alone in a tub for so long but seriously help i can't do anything and i'm going mad
week 6: ate plastic pls help
Karoline, I just wanted to say that you have impeccable music taste. ☆♡☆
*UPdaTE*
hmmm how did u type this with flippers
@@amillirockin very deliberately... i don't want to talk about it
this ain’t stopping me from using UA-cam subliminal 😈
Day 1: my skin was tinted green!!!!
Day 2: i got a lil thicker
Day 3: omg this is soooo weird my hair is falling off!!!
Day 4: my ears are starting to elongate omg 🙌🙌
Day 5: somebody told me the world was gonna roll me!!!
Week 8: WOT ER YE DOIN IN ME SWAMPPPP???
Madeline Meckwood Shrek will always be funny as long as you had a childhood.
@@shelbyn2201 what about peppa pig? ||-//
Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh We stan your username
ur username is fun and fresh
Fail. It's *somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
me: :(
kurtis: FOLKS **echoed clap**
me: :)
I would like this on a shirt
So relatable
Likes echoed clap because echo location... he’s a dolphin.
Me: ówò
Kurtis: *echo noises*
Me: 0
)
0
Folks *̶͜͠cl͟a̷̛p̵*̨̛
3rd grade me trying to get purple eyes
Eyy woah I feel attacked, I done that when I was 17
A Human Being same. i’ve always wanted blue eyes
Me in 2nd grade trying to get red eyes: 👁 👄 👁
L B i did one that would give me telekinesis 😌✌️
@A Human Being Don't listen to him LMFAO. Eye color is controlled by geneology not your subconcious
Gonna update!
Day 1: nothing obviously
Day 2: Somehow I look mammalier
Day 3: my skin seems a little darker and my nose is pointier
Day 4: ok so this is weird, but I got my legs waxed today and the lady said she noticed I lost all of my hair (I didn’t shave my legs) and she said it looked natural like I had never grown hair in the first place!
Day 5: nothing
Week 3: I look like a bottlenose dolphin! My skin is grey and I don’t have any hair. I have gills and fins! I’m typing this with my long nose. Thank you, Kurtis!
Gills? 💀
@@faaaailure watch the video and you’ll get it
@Poop I did, it's just that dolphins don't have gills lol
@@faaaailure oh …
Bruh he should've put a warning on the video the ariana grande one was so powerful it made me look exactly like her every day people ask for my autograph and now I'm in prison for stealing her identity
LMAO
yo bro same
I died 😭
@@rivnoow ah that's unfortunate
Maybe we ended up in the same prison
@@mariah5505 f
I’m only 7 minutes in and I feel like a dolphin for some reason
**dolphin noises intensifies**
Bro same 😰 I might- I might just 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
@@4ri.suxq. da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬
@@4ri.suxq. Emo Dolphin 🐬🐬 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬
@@vindric8330 I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT-
this comment section is stressing me tf out; why do i keep reading
Same
@Thunderstruck Subliminals It's stressing because it feels like one of those mosh pits were everyone is getting into arguments and full out fights.
Nice name
@Thunderstruck Subliminals Yes, That Rose scandal was so scary! And evil!! Remember mindpower?? She was so awful! She was doing a lot of the typical evil sub maker things and then making people change their sexual orientation to be attracted to her! And put affirmations to r*pe people and be hyper sexual!! More and more people are learning about subliminals, and the people on this channel will make fake subs to mess with people I feel like, and then we’ll have even more Roses. It’s fine to not believe in them, but putting others down for something you don’t understand is wrong
They're too stupid to on that subliminals work. They act like they know anything when in reality they're biased and don't know what they're talking about. They even claimed that subliminals are demonic or something. So keep getting results and keeping this community small. Don't tell people about subliminals
We'll watch the people ramble on and on
day 1: i am not a dolphin.
day 2: HOLY SHIT IM A DOLPHIN
*bold of you to assume I’m not already a bottlenose dolphin*
Amber *bold of you to assume I’m not already Ariana Grande*
this made me giggle 😂
Rosie Barrett this made me blow air a little harder through my nose
Bold of you to assume I’m human
I just laughed so hard, water shot out of my blowhole.
i started following your videos because it makes me so happy how much you say “dude”
Fany yessssss
One of the reason haha.
Me too
i can’t believe i actually subscribed for the extra greeting, this soft boy got us all
bro how could you say he’s a soft boy? he’s obviously a certified hardboi!!!
he’s a hardboi 🥵
mispelled hard my guy
That means you gained 1 mil every year after this
Craaaaazy. But still so humble and i love it
week one: I've noticed that I'm more drawn to water
week two: I take baths everyday
week three: my nose has grown and my skin is changing colour into a light grey
week four: my siblings have to push me around in a giant fish bowl
week five: my eyes are now growing on the side of my head
week six: e e e e e e
day 1: omg i rlly want to become an angel wish me luck!!
day 2:
@@verose3684 lmao
..didn't you already takes baths everyday?
Dolphinman
Half dolphin, half man
@@verose3684 LMAOAOOAOAOA
Day 1: my hair is curly
Day 2: i look like a tired ghost
Day 3: i sound tired
Day 4: I AM KURTIS CONNER
week 3: yee yee
There can only be one Kurtis Conner
why did I read the first one as: “I look like a tired goat@
did you give an extra greeting?
@@primthos7413 no he didn't he is an imposter. We want the real king of Kurtistown. The real Kurtis never forgets the extra greeting. After all it why I subbed
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t use the get thick subliminals
Lmaooo me
Me though I’m a fuckin stick
SAME
I’d be lying if I said I didn’t use any subs. I have a playlist
OOF
As a blonde I can confirm we sit in the room while we chant the flower gleam and glow song from tangled while brushing it and saying how amazing our blonde hair is
“look like ariana grande subliminal”
*JessChic has entered the chat*
Emery Bingham started the group chat
Gabi has entered the chat.
I think if they were all in the same room the world would literally implode
I have a friend who is legit the Indian Ari.
Moon-Vo!d lmao that's what ppl call me
bold of you to assume i wasn’t already a bottle nosed dolphin.
I noticed you have no replies 👀
I also noticed you only had one comment 👀
Im sooo thirsty
Now you're a super bottle nosed dolphin
Someone stole your comments
you should have a giveaway where you give an extra EXTRA greeting.
ArcherSL
right like it’s a shout-out lmao
Airpods?! Gift cards?! No, I want that extra EXTRA greeting giveaway boi
U have an IQ that’s over 9000
I don't know if we'll be able to handle that
extra extra greeting for patrons
i think subliminals can work IF they are for mental things such as falling asleep, feeling more positive, or confidence. however subliminals obviously cannot change your physical form
Subliminals can change you physically but only if it's possible such as weight loss or clear skin, but impossible if let say you want to be a dolphin.
I wish I can prove it to you because I lost 11 lbs from just listening to subliminals in a week.
Uhhmm explain the fact that my eyes went from very black to brown if they don't work some work not all of them
NAH LOL MY HAIR WENT BLACK FROM BLONDE
@@yaymilko yess ! let them not believe it, not everyone can believe it or else it would get out of hand.. we should actually be thanking them for not believing ! they dont know theyre doing us a favor lmaoo
@@Thisway630 Your body sometimes changes for various reasons (for example a change in eye color can indicate health issues) or at least appear that it changed (maybe the sun was stronger in those days so the eyes seemed lighter) but instead of looking for a clear explanation you assumed it was the subliminals alone and stopped there.
Thanks a lot, kurtis, now I can't fit into kurtistown merch because it won't go over my dorsal fin >:(
this is a great comment
@@jigglychicken5505 that's a great profile pic
It must nice to still be able to type without fingers
>8{
I read this at the beginning of the video and was so confused, but now I get it lol
"profiting off of people's insecurities and hardships" Welcome to America, Kurtis
I thought that said 'Kunts' at first
* laughs in English *
America healthcare 100
Watership 😂
where’s the lie tho😭
wtf what happened to kurtis why is ariana in this video
Wow Kurtis! I can't believe it actually worked! I am now a dolphin!
As a natural blonde, I can confirm that I do sit on a chair and think about how my golden blonde hair is growing every second
Me as well
Emma Couch this is relatable, my friend and I sat together the other day to think how our golden blonde hair is growing ever second
I have jet black hair plx tell me ur secret
Can confirm
But now you’re a bald dolphin like the rest of us
The dislikes are all the people who turned into bottlenose dolphins but couldn’t comment bc they can’t type words anymore
Lmao
Dkfkkfkdns dolphin now.snfmldiks like video kckncmfx. good. Lclsknf
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no joke, i actually subscribed for the extra greeting.
i used to just watch your videos when they pop up in my recommended and liked the extra greeting, but then you said it was for people who were subscribed and I got upset so... I subscribed
subed for the extra greeting, stayed for the content
SAMEEEEE
same lmao
Same xD
Honestly same like I’m not even kidding
Subbed*
Most people who use subliminals are in their teens, and their body is still changing and developing. So when they see a small change they think "oh my god my subliminal is working" when it's really not your brain is just looking at small things and thinking they're huge
you won't know who the subliminal messages worked for bc dolphins can't type :'(
Maybe they can get some positive affirmations to grow fingers
I’m typing everything with my bottle nose
eeeeee eeeeee
@@stephenbarefield4879 You mean to say your mama still bottle feeds you?
Day 1: nothing
Day 2: felt weird
Day 3: sudden urges to be in the water
Day 4: I got stiffer
Day 5: I could make weird sounds
Week 3: *dolphin noises*
I GOT STIFFER
Oh my god I thought I was the only one-
#definitelyworks
Day 4. I'm gonna need a pic?
@@justjess-zl3pm hahah sorry no.. I wish I could but it's UA-cam comments so I can't! haha
“Week 3”. *video uploaded 13 hours ago* hmmmmm 😂
Guys, I've got good news.
Underrated comment !!
Send link pls
😂😂😂😂
Oh shit 😂😂😂😂
Oml😂😂
I've been in subliminals for like a year or two and the affirmations are rather to encourage you to take action, for example:
Blond thick hair - dying your hair and learning how to take good care of it
Super strength - getting a gym membership on a discount and actually going there
There are some ridiculous ones for things you can't change but it's not my problem
Day 1: nothing
Day 2: my voice sounds a bit higher eek eek
Day 3: I think I’m a bit better at swimming
Day 4: nothing
Week 3: I am now a bottlenose dolphin
Lmao same
Lmao same
eva kennington 😂😂😂😂
You are so fucking stupid
The same exact thing happened to me
this is giving me horrible flashbacks from when i tried to make my eyes green in 7th grade.
that was dead ass me lmfao
some friends of mine were able to change their eye colour with subliminals. and if you don't believe me watch videos of people who changed it. maybe you just had bad subliminals
Well, I still haven‘t seen a brown-eyed person getting blue eyes from subliminals... 🤷♀️
@@hztwcvbwiitessqeddvvuztwvb2394 Because people give up too easily
@@imanifestedthis ain't nobody got time to be watching a video of a damn year tf 💀
Nobody:
Subliminal message channels: *how to get into YYU in 10 minutes (really works!)*
@@badnab388 someone click the link is it a virus
I can confirm they work! I’ve already been accepted into YYU and I’ve been studying Yee. Best decision I’ve ever made!
All the titles are over-exaggerated for a reason, not gonna get into detail as I don't care about explaining.
day 5 of watching this video. the lower half of my face is extending, turning into a dolphin snout. my forehead has started to protrude. my eyes are separating, and my back has been arching forward more recently. i can feel my legs molding into each other. i can feel my fingers combining into one.
There was a subliminal video with the title “East asian appearance subliminal” and most of the people in the comments were people with k-pop profile pics and anime profile pictures. 👀
🐷...
Makes sense to me 😃
God.... im a weeb but Jesus..... thats so uncomfortable
i like kpop and us normal fans simply don’t claim them😗🤚🏼 cuz honestly who does that??💀
🧍🏼♀️i-.....
I am a medical student and I can assure you, all you need to mutate your hair-color genes are *positive affirmations*
Really?
You for real?
Its a joke hahafsdfm
Jules yeah to stress you out and get some white hairs lols
Kathyy Wageni this one was good😂😂
ever since I started watching you my use of the word dude has exponentially increased
itsprachik ya know I never thought about it but now that I do same haha
Same dude
Exponentially
S A M E
itsprachik OMG SAME!!! 😄
i dont know about all this blonde hair bullshit, but subliminals helped me loads with my confidence, and i dont really care if they're true or not either lmao (lets be real it was probably placebo or something,) but hey ive gotten better emotionally and mentally, even if there's no physical changes, so thankyou self help subliminal youtubers
It’s essentially a placebo, however that’s not to say that it can’t help with confidence etc. Of course however it’s impossible to promote faster healing or hair changing colour
It can help mentally but can not change you physically.
@@berserkagain7976 *electra soul
@@berserkagain7976I've had multiple people compliment the exact things I used subliminals for. I'm not forcing anyone to believe me but multiple people pointed it out multiple times.
day 1: nothing obviously
day 2: my skin is turning blue
day 3: i have fins
week 3: i am a bottlenose dolphin! i have found my home in the ocean and my boyfriend dumped me. i will keep using this. stay posted for more updates!
😀😁😂
Update?????
Alicia Yates doing well in the deep blue sea! dont know how, but i am somehow even more of a dolphin.
Eeee update dolphin from dolphin? Eeeeeeeee e e ee. E
You good
I normally have zero interest youtuber merch but that yyu crew neck ... it speaks to me ...
Emma same
I’m literally ordering one as I type
same af
sameeeee
Rightttt
....me too
The comment sections of subliminals have some of the nicest people you might ever meet they’re like Canadians
better quality people than his community
im canadian im mEaN.
Rana Noureldean X TO DOUBT
I'm canadian uwu
Because they're all fkin crazy :)
These are like the UA-cam video equivalent of those iPhone apps that claim to be actual working lie detectors or dog translators or X-ray machines or any app that claims to do something iPhones can’t actually even do lol
in all ways but physical, i am a dolphin
😂
I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂
*imitates dolphin noises*
Dolphins dont have fur so i guess youre a skinny?
Woof
gonna update!
day 1: nothing obviously
day 2: somehow I look uglier
day 3: my eyes look farther apart, and my skin is turning grey
day 4: ok so this is so weird, my friend was doing my hair and she noticed a hole on the top of my head (my head is holeless) and she said it looked like a blowhole!! but now it does look weird since some of my head is flat and there’s a random hole
day 5: nothing
week 3: i look like a bottle nose dolphin! like my body shape changed to it, my eyes are black and soulless, my nose has gotten thinner, I have more sharp teeth, this works so well. I will continue using it, more updates!
Megan Litz LMAO
the best part is that the video has only been out for a few hours
gonna update I'm calling you on the carpet for being dum hey I don't have any gum gum for dum dum I ran out sorry.
dude what the frick I had to stop watching halfway through because I've got flippers how did this happen I'm literally shaking and crying right now this took me twenty minutes to type who did this
What? Subliminals do make people go mad. And schizo. No results just pure negative stuff.
perfect beauty no dude for real i have fins and i keep making weird noises i’m actually turning into a dolphin i’m shaking
@@Bhupali1 oh for real? Well that's really scary I used to listen to subs back when I first discovered the community. Is there any way that you can make the effects go away?
I’m about a minute into the video while reading this and... very confused...
@@spencer3749 I guess it's a plot twist? Kurtis was using positive affirmation in every vid and people turn into fish?
As someone who has used subliminals for 2 years and has gotten a lot of results from them I still find this video absolutely hilarious
if you were going through puberty during those two years, or if you convinced yourself of 'results', then no it doesn't really count
@@jacobadams8896 I’ve never actually used subliminals for physical features I’ve always believed in self love and cared about my body :)
@@l0veLY111 then you have effectively used a placebo for a mental boost
@@jacobadams8896 lmao
@@belindabeck6757 there is scientific evidence behind them but sure whatever you say buddy
day 1: nothing, obviously
day 2: somehow i look uglier
day 3: my nose looks pointier
day 4: ok so this is so weird, my friend told me that my skin was grayer, and now it looks weird 😂
week 3: i am a bottlenose dolphin ! my skin is gray, i have fins, and live in the ocean, this works so well. i will continue using it. more updates !
What if we’re all subliminally being forced into KurtisTown?
Angelita Pak Samay we are, we gotta resist
...dude
@Hannah currier we can't, we're already here
I’m okay with it 🤪
Kurtis feels if he acts stupid he might just gain more subscribers, not a good reputation to have.
Omg this works!!!
Day 1: nothing
Day 2: I started to get taller
Day 3: my voice got squeaky
Day 4: I could swim super well
Week 4008: EeEeEeEeeEeeeeeeEeeeeEeeEEE
Ha ha
EeeeEeEEE! Yee eeeE? EeeEEe? EEEeee!
why can i hear this comment
@@zerotwo5227 woah is that Zero Two from darling in the franxx
3 years in: Kurtis please turn me back
as a blondie, i can confirm that we do sit on a chair and admire our growing hair
lamp pls don’t tell them our secrets
I always tell my dull brunette haired friends how fast my beautiful golden blonde hair is growing whenever i get the chance
Im dirty blonde, was blond, turning brown. One day i will stop sitting an watching my hair grow
You've broken the 1. rule of The Blonde Code: "Never reveal the secret of growing hair"
I’ve been a citizen of kurtistown since 100,000. So happy for you!
Do they have a positive affirmations video to make my parents stop fighting
OOF
Send a link if you find one
yea, just search up “healthy family subliminal”
Pray!
search “pArEnTs sToP fIgHtInG sUbLiMnAl”, like my parents literally stopped arguing and they just...love each other wth? idk just search anything then put subliminal behind it you’ll find it
I've had results wit subliminals for lucidity within dreams and worked very easily, tried before without and didn't work. But I'm glad we won't these kind of negative people in the community
yeah
So no one's gonna say anything about Kurtis' haircut??
I liked his old hair better.
I think he looks really cute with short hair.
And the fact that now he’s blonde
*_h a u t e_*
I think its fricken yee yee brother 🤙🏼
Day 1: strange tingle
Day 2: I am shrinking rapidly
Day 3: I am now 4"11'
Day 4: the back of my head is balding
Day 5: I have aged 50 years and gained 30lbs conviniently only on the top half of my body
Day 6: sudden craving for pickled eggs
Day man: I am now Danny Devito
This g fuel shit is no joke guy
why am I crying help
DAY MAN AHAH FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN AHAH
@@s2ffr0n CHAMPION OF THE SUN
I have a small willy but, MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE
Pickled egg
As a naturally blonde person I can confirm that i Infact have said, “ I am growing beautiful golden blonde hair right now”
Katlyn Roberts lmao me neither
I can second that 💇🏼
C A V E B O I FOR YOUR PFP? It’s not a question but I agree 😤
SociallyAnxiousHannah lol yes it is. I use that picture for everything
"Hey pal, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing, just growing some beautiful golden blonde hair right now,
what about you?"