The Strange World of YouTube Subliminals

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 років тому +31320

    don't forget to like the video if u enjoyed it and let me know if ur legit a subliminal dolphin!!

    • @999babydoll
      @999babydoll 5 років тому +295

      Kurtis Conner we love you yee yee king

    • @santripti9772
      @santripti9772 5 років тому +40

      I love yoyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @tubs7426
      @tubs7426 5 років тому +310

      I am a dolphin because I believe

    • @chasepichette6832
      @chasepichette6832 5 років тому +48

      Yee yee

    • @bie280
      @bie280 5 років тому +27

      thank u i really needed an upload 💞

  • @amelieb-h8638
    @amelieb-h8638 4 роки тому +19616

    i actually did one of these in like 6th grade and then started crying bc i thought my eyes were gonna turn blue and i just wasn’t ready for that commitment

    • @leejaehee4216
      @leejaehee4216 4 роки тому +676

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGG I'M LAUGHING OUT LOUD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mer4188
      @mer4188 4 роки тому +164

      AJSJXND. BRO-😂😂

    • @leah8206
      @leah8206 4 роки тому +665

      i did the same thing when i was really little that was said to “turn me into a mermaid”😂

    • @leejaehee4216
      @leejaehee4216 4 роки тому +449

      @@leah8206 ahahaha sameeee actually after trying it out, I was searching for seas nearby my place so that I can go there right after turning into a mermaid 🤣

    • @avery1504
      @avery1504 4 роки тому +52

      This comment killed me

  • @lauragallaher4529
    @lauragallaher4529 5 років тому +11571

    Day 1: no signs of being a dolphin
    Day 2: my skin is starting to feel blubbery and my nose is becoming bulbous
    Day 5: I tried to say “yee yee” but said “eee eee” instead. I think it’s starting.
    Day 10: my family and friends don’t know what’s wrong with me. They’re crying now. I’ve been taken to an aquarium where both doctors and marine biologists are studying me
    Week 3: eee eee

  • @adriannerussell807
    @adriannerussell807 5 років тому +1574

    my hair turned blonde! it might be because my hair was already blonde but we’ll never know! 10/10 would be subliminally influenced again

    • @leanna1666
      @leanna1666 5 років тому +9

      Adrianne Russell omg same I think it really worked

    • @addie271
      @addie271 5 років тому +6

      barrel of Sunshine jokes on you I don’t sleep

    • @anelf3767
      @anelf3767 5 років тому +2

      @@addie271
      Hah!
      *orders sleeping drugs off eBay*

    • @anelf3767
      @anelf3767 5 років тому +3

      @@addie271
      Also smart of you to remove that info; I've heard cases of people trying to find others through information like that.

    • @addie271
      @addie271 5 років тому

      barrel of Sunshine yeah I figured you were joking but other people might not be

  • @Catcatboyboy
    @Catcatboyboy 2 роки тому +2349

    I used to watch subliminals that were like "Get rid of stuffy nose", but sometimes I would see shit like, "Get kidnapped by your desired person" like wtf 💀

    • @jamangel
      @jamangel Рік тому +18

      Huh

    • @Hono_No_Kami1
      @Hono_No_Kami1 Рік тому +205

      Well, the kidnapping ones aren't subliminals, they are the crackhead corner of subliminals called underground subliminals

    • @cheesegusi
      @cheesegusi Рік тому +1

      @@Hono_No_Kami1 they're subliminals. shut up

    • @UrFavEmoKid
      @UrFavEmoKid Рік тому +102

      Fr
      I like using subs but I’m ashamed to say I’m part of the community because of that side
      It’s kind of like people who use Gacha life. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it but it feels shameful because of the bad side of it.

    • @alexjohn9300
      @alexjohn9300 Рік тому +7

      @@UrFavEmoKid feels broo

  • @donttouchmycroissant6795
    @donttouchmycroissant6795 4 роки тому +12171

    this is the owner of this accounts mother. my daughter has turned into a dolphin and its all your fault. i am very upset. now i have to buy a pool.

    • @onplanetx1711
      @onplanetx1711 4 роки тому +221

      🥐🐬

    • @carrie00
      @carrie00 3 роки тому +180

      @@onplanetx1711 Why the crossiant man

    • @ella-vi2xc
      @ella-vi2xc 3 роки тому +298

      @@carrie00 croilphin

    • @stargacha2453
      @stargacha2453 3 роки тому +93

      seems like ur daughter is a deerfox based on her pfp

    • @llamaloverainbow4323
      @llamaloverainbow4323 3 роки тому +39

      HILDA PFP HILDA PFP HILDA PFP HILDA PFP

  • @redvinenerd
    @redvinenerd 5 років тому +3501

    Day 1: Nothing
    Day 3: My nose is getting more dolphin like!
    Day 4: So my friend noticed that part of my head was just blubber! It's a little weird to have a head that is half blubber/ half beautiful blonde hair that I am growing.
    Day 5: Nothing
    Week 3: eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeeEeeEeEeEeEeE

    • @mahbeans
      @mahbeans 5 років тому +65

      Me: laughing for two minutes straight (but like a dolphin, obviously)

    • @OrlaMaeGallagher
      @OrlaMaeGallagher 5 років тому +4

      Hope S. JSHSKSHDJSJSJD LMAOOOOO

    • @RozFrankie
      @RozFrankie 5 років тому +12

      Ludmila Teles EeeeeEee EeeEeeEe

    • @janayamber9706
      @janayamber9706 5 років тому +2

      lmaooo

    • @champ7028
      @champ7028 5 років тому +3

      Why you stealing comments :(

  • @deadcow3565
    @deadcow3565 4 роки тому +5188

    Well, the blond hair one worked for me, and I've got dark black hair. By the way, it had nothing to do with the fact that I was watching this at the hairdresser while somebody bleached my hair.

    • @laiabassets-juez2037
      @laiabassets-juez2037 4 роки тому +250

      literally the same thing happened to me i can’t believe people don’t think it’s real smh

    • @XxcharkittyxX
      @XxcharkittyxX 4 роки тому +6

      @@stef90200 um-

    • @riansubs2387
      @riansubs2387 4 роки тому +34

      @Azina Taranom if u believe it wont work then it wont. Thats how the LOA works

    • @felixsegg7990
      @felixsegg7990 4 роки тому +46

      @@riansubs2387 I've got a question... I do believe in subliminals and all, but some are so just straight up weird. Now is it really possible to just sit there and look like Ariana someday? I mean why would someone want to look like her? I think the "look like someone else" thingy is very toxic

    • @riansubs2387
      @riansubs2387 4 роки тому +15

      @@felixsegg7990 You would get like similiar features so if ari has a button nose you would start getting that and her other features. But i do agree it is very toxic and we should all focus on looking and being the best version of ourselves

  • @cecilaufey
    @cecilaufey 2 роки тому +2418

    Subliminal audio comment sections be like:
    Day 1: i got paler after just 4 listens!
    Day 2: after a couple more listens before bed, i’m paper-white now!
    Day 3: im transparent now!
    Week 6: I’m officially invisible. My parents reported me missing and believe me to be dead. they still hear me sometimes, and can’t figure out why the food keeps disappearing. totally recommend!

    • @fixedmymind
      @fixedmymind 2 роки тому +21

      jahahahhahahaha

    • @Itsumizasha689
      @Itsumizasha689 2 роки тому +7

      Oh------
      Wdym---------

    • @elenab9048
      @elenab9048 2 роки тому +14

      I‘m dead 💀💀💀

    • @Amarapoststuff
      @Amarapoststuff Рік тому +20

      I was looking for the" i so pale" meme yesterday and something like that popped up and i when I checked the comments i literally thought I was tweking! It's so weird to me

    • @Sigma69420skibidi
      @Sigma69420skibidi Рік тому +2

      nah bro unlocked the true light skin stare

  • @xxitsnatyxx5269
    @xxitsnatyxx5269 4 роки тому +3065

    My brother when he was little (6/7/8ish) watched a subliminal message video on growing wings
    He got so scared he called my mom from work saying he was scared that he’d grow wings and fly away (not being able to control them) so that night he made my mom sit and watch the same video too so if anything happened she’d fly away with him
    We still make fun of him to this day (hes 14)

  • @michaellisinski2822
    @michaellisinski2822 4 роки тому +7598

    Cool video Kurtis, but how did you get Ariana Grande to host this one?
    And why is she blonde?

    • @sansdr.philpillow9347
      @sansdr.philpillow9347 4 роки тому +238

      She's part of Kurtistown now, and she had the honor of hosting one of Kurtis' videos! Lucky...

    • @lizard_man4379
      @lizard_man4379 4 роки тому +70

      An super strong

    • @miasimic9468
      @miasimic9468 4 роки тому +4

      LMAO

    • @fran-nu9zy
      @fran-nu9zy 4 роки тому +51

      Lizard_man she kind of looks like a dolphin

    • @HelloThere-gn7hf
      @HelloThere-gn7hf 4 роки тому +21

      @@fran-nu9zy Yeah, and she seems to have pretty big muscles too!

  • @ida9480
    @ida9480 4 роки тому +4000

    11 months after this video came out I’m a full grown dolphin, live in the atlantic and raised my own dolphin family. Couldn’t be happier!

    • @selenaroxursox1
      @selenaroxursox1 4 роки тому +79

      Ida Joswig I love how your pfp is your home ❤️ lmao

    • @sansdr.philpillow9347
      @sansdr.philpillow9347 4 роки тому +46

      @@selenaroxursox1 It's such a lovely home, too... Kurtis really did us all a favor :')

    • @erloser6942
      @erloser6942 4 роки тому +10

      You could say you’re happy as can be

    • @benjamindawe6316
      @benjamindawe6316 4 роки тому +24

      Read this comment before watching the video and I am so confused

    • @heymeemow
      @heymeemow 4 роки тому +7

      congratulations!!

  • @novastar431
    @novastar431 2 роки тому +2499

    Subliminal user here! I agree that some subliminals are weird, but for me it helped me change my mindset a lot! I listen ro a number of subs (confidence boost, memory enhancer, intelligence subs) and they have helped me maintain a positive mindset and they work (for me at least)

    • @haileye5513
      @haileye5513 2 роки тому +244

      So it basically just changes ur mindset? It’s not actually physical bcz ppl be saying they had this and that and it changed this and that but I think it’s just “fake it till you make it”

    • @novastar431
      @novastar431 2 роки тому +445

      @@haileye5513 Yeah, as they say "Tell a lie enough times it eventually becomes the truth"!

    • @SmallAndSoft
      @SmallAndSoft 2 роки тому +46

      You get the same results if you start to be more positive lol

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 2 роки тому +286

      @@SmallAndSoft that's like telling someone with depression to just be happy, it's that easy duh. Lol indeed

    • @kenshinfan.
      @kenshinfan. 2 роки тому +16

      @@haileye5513 it is psychical lol

  • @deedeewa
    @deedeewa 4 роки тому +3007

    GUYS I JUST PASSED THE MIRROR, THERE'S A DOLPHIN STARING BACK AT ME I'M SCARED

    • @nusayba864
      @nusayba864 4 роки тому +3

      k lol

    • @ashlynwilder6292
      @ashlynwilder6292 3 роки тому +1

      AKHSJSH

    • @hallo-vf2ww
      @hallo-vf2ww 3 роки тому +22

      Umm you obviously trapped a dolphin in your mirror

    • @oakenaikemeja
      @oakenaikemeja 3 роки тому +8

      When you realize dolphins can't walk: .~....Is it a glass tank?

    • @heyhey4059
      @heyhey4059 3 роки тому +6

      I was wearing gray clothes and I looked down and I had A DOLPHIN TALL IM SCARED

  • @gracie.-.9098
    @gracie.-.9098 4 роки тому +29658

    As a blonde, I can confirm that we sit in a room and repeat: I am growing my blonde hair as I breathe.

    • @potatolettuce3416
      @potatolettuce3416 4 роки тому +860

      blonde gang
      hey fellow blondes wanna get together for a hair growing party? blondes only brunettes are banned

    • @blandymcblanderson7745
      @blandymcblanderson7745 4 роки тому +446

      Hell yeah dude. Let’s do it Friday at 2:00, at the Kurtistown hotel.

    • @EatFrozenPlastic
      @EatFrozenPlastic 4 роки тому +223

      potato lettuce I have dirty blonde hair am I still allowed or can I only be there for a bit then I have to leave?

    • @potatolettuce3416
      @potatolettuce3416 4 роки тому +224

      @@EatFrozenPlastic ur allowed long as its natural and blonde
      blonde gang blonde gang

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +106

      @@blandymcblanderson7745
      oh uh.. i live in the kurtistown hotel this better not take too long

  • @newkidontheblock8662
    @newkidontheblock8662 4 роки тому +15987

    Day 1: nothing obviously
    Day 2: somehow I look even uglier??
    Day 3: my skin is looking a lot grayer and my eyes are definitely getting darker
    Day 4: Okay so this is weird, my mom was doing my hair and notice that some of if was falling off! She said my head looked like it was getting bigger! I also started noticing my body getting bigger and more shaped.
    Day 5: nothing.
    Week 3: I look like a Bottlenose Dolphin!! Thank you kurtus! My mom had to buy me a mini pool so I could really get the full experience. My eyes are smaller, I have no neck, my fucking mouth is long as hell, Even my teeth have changed! This worked so well! I will continue using it, more updates!

    • @burgerpatty
      @burgerpatty 4 роки тому +931

      "my mom had to buy me a mini pool" BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING MY ASS OFF 😭

    • @lenakeeler8495
      @lenakeeler8495 4 роки тому +54

      😂😂😂

    • @akshitaverma7859
      @akshitaverma7859 4 роки тому +40

      😂😂😂Lol

    • @elfie2204
      @elfie2204 4 роки тому +68

      STOPP😂

    • @airo1987
      @airo1987 4 роки тому +24

      Loool

  • @GandalfKarnan
    @GandalfKarnan 2 роки тому +84

    Aw man, I've just finished the subliminals to make me human! You've just undone all my hard work 😩XD

    • @b1overii
      @b1overii 2 роки тому +4

      Noooo, he didn’t ok? Don’t let him discourage you and think that you won’t get results from your subs. Try not to think about what he said

  • @Lucy-bw7vr
    @Lucy-bw7vr 5 років тому +5270

    As a blonde, I can confirm that, yes, we do sit in chairs and say, “I am growing beautiful golden blonde hair right now!”

    • @ByMariaSimon
      @ByMariaSimon 5 років тому +51

      I can't tell if this is sarcasm or if you really listen to subliminals lol

    • @Recyclablee
      @Recyclablee 5 років тому +194

      Mimi Simon very obviously sarcastic I don’t get how you don’t know that immediately lol

    • @alonelychannel1846
      @alonelychannel1846 5 років тому +29

      Can confirm, I did that too.

    • @emma-ei3ns
      @emma-ei3ns 5 років тому +71

      my only plans this saturday !

    • @coreycasterline6041
      @coreycasterline6041 5 років тому +26

      Where my fellow blondies at

  • @emmabogue8032
    @emmabogue8032 5 років тому +23270

    The word ‘dude’ was definitely made for this guy

  • @hannahsajewski7124
    @hannahsajewski7124 5 років тому +3206

    -- Me entering Kurtis Town --
    Day 1: Got an extra greeting
    Week 3: Turned into a dolphin

    • @uq7082
      @uq7082 5 років тому +73

      week 69: Turned into an extra greeting

    • @veiikure
      @veiikure 5 років тому +6

      ıʌɐ uɐıɹq the conspiracy of how kurtis a l w a y s gets the greetings

    • @nissan6195
      @nissan6195 5 років тому +4

      Week 666: I'm your 600th like!

  • @thatblueeyedwolf
    @thatblueeyedwolf 2 роки тому +189

    Kids are crazy, I remember doing online rituals and listening to subliminals trying to turn myself into a werewolf, and I actually thought I was. God was that wild.

    • @jinx111
      @jinx111 2 роки тому +5

      same 😭 it was fun tho

    • @officersoulknight6321
      @officersoulknight6321 Рік тому +5

      * looks at pfp *
      * horror violin sfx *

    • @neyademon1021
      @neyademon1021 6 місяців тому +4

      oh my god my ex told me he tried to do the same thing when he was a kid LOL 😂 he told me he did all this "research" and waited impatiently a few weeks for the full moon, he did the whole ritual and was so disappointed when nothing happened ahahaha 😂 he was partially relieved too because he thought the process of "turning" would be really painful but he was very upset lolll

    • @captainnoob5244
      @captainnoob5244 5 місяців тому +1

      I remember thinking that I could do roblox glitches in real life and that I could fly if i kept watching videos telling me how to fly lol
      I was a very dumb kid and now... im still a very dumb kid

  • @izabella6891
    @izabella6891 5 років тому +768

    This video needs a warning. I was at high risk of becoming a dolphin and I don’t even know until the end?!?!
    Not cool dude. Not cool at all. :/

  • @alexishamilton5619
    @alexishamilton5619 5 років тому +357

    day 1: nothing obviously
    day 2: somehow im still ugly
    day 3: my eyes are looking more like a dolphins!!!!
    day 4: ok this is weird, my friend was doing my hair and she found a friggin fin in there, dude, I think these are actually working
    day 5: nothing
    week 3: i look like a bottlenose dolphin! my head shape changed and some kid threw me into the ocean. thank you so much.
    year 4: yee yee

  • @MsmissApplepie
    @MsmissApplepie 5 років тому +1539

    Bruh you turned me into a dolphin w/o my consent wth

  • @cjgroom109
    @cjgroom109 11 місяців тому +28

    This video is from 4 years ago and Kurt is celebrating hitting 1M. He now has over 4.5M. I am so proud

  • @Cris-ed7yg
    @Cris-ed7yg 5 років тому +12479

    day 1: my skin is turning grey

    • @kurtisconner
      @kurtisconner  5 років тому +1565

      HAHAHA

    • @garbagefarts7859
      @garbagefarts7859 5 років тому +697

      day 2: my nose is beginning to get slightly longer

    • @BipolarBear_pen15
      @BipolarBear_pen15 5 років тому +146

      Cris
      Sir, do you happen to be *vriska kin?*

    • @cindy9198
      @cindy9198 5 років тому +272

      Garbage Farts day 3: my lost taste in my right eye

    • @avamoylan3772
      @avamoylan3772 5 років тому +212

      Day 500: *dolphin noises* ep pep eeeppppp epppppppp

  • @sm-iw8kp
    @sm-iw8kp 5 років тому +3317

    why he acting like him back in 2014 didn't watch "turn into Harry Styles subliminal"

  • @sadiedeloach8996
    @sadiedeloach8996 5 років тому +273

    i’m legit straight up post up not even lying for sure telling the truth telling u i am a bottle nosed dolphin rn dude. thank u so much.

  • @SweeteaDove
    @SweeteaDove 10 місяців тому +78

    This really is a perfect example of people taking psych terms and just throwing them around without investigating what they actually mean 💞

  • @Ashurion-Neonix
    @Ashurion-Neonix 4 роки тому +3634

    I watched a video called Become yourself in 5 minutes subliminal and it actually worked. After watching the video I went through absolutely no changes whatsoever. 10/10 would recommend.

  • @acsokolowski
    @acsokolowski 4 роки тому +2226

    HE WAS JUST A DOLPHIN
    SWIMMING IN THE SEA
    WITH HIS DOLPHIN FRIENDS
    HAPPY AS CAN BE

    • @ona512
      @ona512 4 роки тому +168

      until one day he went
      and left to Kurtis Town
      and he listened in to
      a positive-affirming sound (it is so hard to rhyme town with something relating to a song)

    • @heaven425
      @heaven425 4 роки тому +117

      Now he's positive affirming man
      Half affimatives half dolphin
      You don't here him screech at night (blue eyes blue eyes I have them)
      Because he talks in affirmatives

    • @fluffdiamond9518
      @fluffdiamond9518 4 роки тому +100

      And you just might...
      (You just might)
      Turn into a dolphin
      When you listen to what he’s sayin’
      (Ohhhhhhh)

    • @catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815
      @catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815 4 роки тому +84

      You know he may come off optimistic but he's not what he seems.
      If he only catches you, you can bet that he'll scream...
      MY BLOND HAIR
      IS GROWING NOW
      BLOND HAIR
      GROWING NOW
      GROWING AS I BREATHE!

    • @actualtrash1479
      @actualtrash1479 4 роки тому +72

      BLONDE HAIR
      GROWING NOW
      HAIR
      GROWING NOW
      EYES
      TURNING BLUE
      I'LL HAVE BLONDE HAIR OR ELSE

  • @sophiecolton7903
    @sophiecolton7903 5 років тому +687

    Day 1: Sophie
    Day 2: Solphie
    Day 3: Dolphie
    Day 4: EeEeEeEeEeE

  • @franzpanz
    @franzpanz Рік тому +145

    Day one: nothing as expected
    Day two: I actually noticed my eyes we’re starting to move further apart
    Day three: a friend pointed out to me that part of my back was starting to turn blue
    Day four: my arms are blue too now, and rubbery!
    Day five: I can tell I’m losing a lot of hair
    Week three: OMG guys! It really worked! I look EXACTLY like a real blue dolphin! I gotta admit, going into this, I had my doubts!😂😂😂

    • @terrifier-7
      @terrifier-7 9 місяців тому +4

      Make fun all you want be it helps our lives n helps us acheive what we want

    • @Blurro
      @Blurro 5 місяців тому +1

      The comment was never edited hes lying 😡😡

    • @Ya-soo13
      @Ya-soo13 2 місяці тому

      ​@@terrifier-7 fr let them suffer while we enjoy with our results

  • @blueblu756
    @blueblu756 3 роки тому +14841

    1 minute: Nothing obviously
    2 minutes: My skin is moist
    3 minutes: I feel like my nose is a bit longer and I’m a bit bluer
    4 minutes: Ok my friend was doing my hair and pointed out I lost all my hair and I have some kind of snout?
    5 minutes: Nothing
    19 monots: mi fingee gon I cnt typ am botle nos dopin I fel dry Ned wtr
    Update: OK after I became a dolphin, I was swimming in the sea with my dolphin friends, happy as could be. Until one day I went adventures on the land but then I got bitten by a radioactive man. I was half dolphin half man. You can hear me screech at night but I just want a friend. People call me quite a fright when they run in to me in the dark abandoned house where I live. I may come of strong but I'm not what I seem. If I ever catch you you will probably scream like help let me go! Haha. Then I saw a b-tech version of Scarlett Johansson on TV and gave her a call, then we became the best crime fighting team of them all! That's right, I am dolphin man.
    Edit: Guys I need some advice, Varli has been acting really weird. She has been really edgy recently and she keeps on singing weird nursery rhymes and I don't think shes ok. I keep on seeing blue and red flashing lights in her house and I'm really scared because I don't know what to do and she yawns in a really strange way? And she keeps on mumbling about her maximum amount of hugs a day?? Please give me some advice and tell me what to do!

  • @IamMissPronounced
    @IamMissPronounced 5 років тому +3110

    "Watching this will make you taller"
    jenna marbles has entered the chat

    • @trash-3058
      @trash-3058 5 років тому +12

      That's actually what I was thinking

    • @hannahparsell
      @hannahparsell 5 років тому +2

      MissPronounced 😂

    • @SkittleFries
      @SkittleFries 5 років тому +24

      I wanna be taaallllllllll

    • @reeseexum365
      @reeseexum365 5 років тому +1

      MissPronounced SKSKSKSK

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 5 років тому +28

      She's already hella tall. 6'11" is pretty impressive for anybody.

  • @kaileyjayn3348
    @kaileyjayn3348 5 років тому +2170

    day 1: I've been drinking more water
    day 2: I got out of the shower and couldn't breathe
    day 5:ive been in the bath for 3 days and I have fins
    week 1: eeee
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @ida9480
      @ida9480 5 років тому +99

      You...you know that dolphins don’t breathe under water?

    • @Luv_n
      @Luv_n 4 роки тому +14

      Ida Joswig I’m dying ahhahahahah

    • @ida9480
      @ida9480 4 роки тому +8

      Jorge Cool please don‘t

    • @kasawdihunye6982
      @kasawdihunye6982 4 роки тому +9

      Shark boy be like:

    • @finnologyy
      @finnologyy 4 роки тому +2

      Day 0: *Dies*

  • @commonsense9818
    @commonsense9818 Рік тому +29

    I remember watching subliminals when I was super depressed because the thought of manifesting was very calming. But if course I didn't think it would change my eye colour or something

  • @tinakushner1758
    @tinakushner1758 5 років тому +4069

    If kurtistown turns into kurtis country, we're gonna be his kurtis country bois
    Y E E Y E E

  • @jamag.6516
    @jamag.6516 5 років тому +1241

    Most people: change there shirt, put a towel over their head, put on glasses or something when pretending to be someone else
    Kurtis: *twists his noise ring a little*

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 5 років тому +23

      Their*
      Sorry, that’s my pet peeve!

    • @lily5540
      @lily5540 4 роки тому +17

      Georgia Hildenbrand and nose* lol

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 4 роки тому +7

      @@lily5540 omg noise ring didnt even notice XD

    • @michaelishere6822
      @michaelishere6822 4 роки тому

      @@georgie488 does Kurtis prefer they them pronouns? If so, ho do you know?

    • @nakacuria
      @nakacuria 4 роки тому +7

      @@michaelishere6822 she was correcting them when they said "change there shirt" when it should've been "their"

  • @hithere-ck6mu
    @hithere-ck6mu 5 років тому +426

    day 1: nothing (obviously)
    day 2: drank water while watching
    day 3: smelled the ocean while watching
    day 4: nothing
    day 5: nose was sore
    week 3: can’t talk, can only make dolphin noises. please send help.
    Edit: have been living in my bathtub for weeks. can't leave. 911 operators keep hanging up on me because i can't speak. help
    ps thanks for likes it means a lot to know that i have u all on my side after being alone in a tub for so long but seriously help i can't do anything and i'm going mad

    • @karoline9835
      @karoline9835 5 років тому +21

      week 6: ate plastic pls help

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 5 років тому +4

      Karoline, I just wanted to say that you have impeccable music taste. ☆♡☆

    • @Gnue.i
      @Gnue.i 5 років тому +3

      *UPdaTE*

    • @amillirockin
      @amillirockin 5 років тому +2

      hmmm how did u type this with flippers

    • @hithere-ck6mu
      @hithere-ck6mu 5 років тому

      @@amillirockin very deliberately... i don't want to talk about it

  • @certified_l0ser
    @certified_l0ser Рік тому +22

    this ain’t stopping me from using UA-cam subliminal 😈

  • @noodv3276
    @noodv3276 5 років тому +1575

    Day 1: my skin was tinted green!!!!
    Day 2: i got a lil thicker
    Day 3: omg this is soooo weird my hair is falling off!!!
    Day 4: my ears are starting to elongate omg 🙌🙌
    Day 5: somebody told me the world was gonna roll me!!!
    Week 8: WOT ER YE DOIN IN ME SWAMPPPP???

    • @shelbyn2201
      @shelbyn2201 5 років тому +82

      Madeline Meckwood Shrek will always be funny as long as you had a childhood.

    • @peterrichardson2895
      @peterrichardson2895 5 років тому +1

      @@shelbyn2201 what about peppa pig? ||-//

    • @mariakiremitci4036
      @mariakiremitci4036 5 років тому +4

      Panic! At my Black parade with Tyler and Josh We stan your username

    • @maddivandyke4820
      @maddivandyke4820 5 років тому +1

      ur username is fun and fresh

    • @peachylady
      @peachylady 5 років тому

      Fail. It's *somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

  • @callmejojo
    @callmejojo 5 років тому +3417

    me: :(
    kurtis: FOLKS **echoed clap**
    me: :)

    • @koffinkiss
      @koffinkiss 5 років тому +35

      I would like this on a shirt

    • @nxncy
      @nxncy 5 років тому +6

      So relatable

    • @ninabeaver9337
      @ninabeaver9337 5 років тому +16

      Likes echoed clap because echo location... he’s a dolphin.

    • @lolitszoe4625
      @lolitszoe4625 5 років тому +8

      Me: ówò
      Kurtis: *echo noises*
      Me: 0
      )
      0

    • @solie8380
      @solie8380 5 років тому

      Folks *̶͜͠cl͟a̷̛p̵*̨̛

  • @papatwilight
    @papatwilight 4 роки тому +3919

    3rd grade me trying to get purple eyes

    • @chloewinnaa1515
      @chloewinnaa1515 4 роки тому +67

      Eyy woah I feel attacked, I done that when I was 17

    • @FreddyFazbear-ln2hl
      @FreddyFazbear-ln2hl 4 роки тому +7

      A Human Being same. i’ve always wanted blue eyes

    • @thatonegirl9472
      @thatonegirl9472 4 роки тому +36

      Me in 2nd grade trying to get red eyes: 👁 👄 👁

    • @bepbopbeeoppoeoepo
      @bepbopbeeoppoeoepo 4 роки тому +7

      L B i did one that would give me telekinesis 😌✌️

    • @kingwinifred4393
      @kingwinifred4393 4 роки тому +19

      @A Human Being Don't listen to him LMFAO. Eye color is controlled by geneology not your subconcious

  • @icrushda_alien
    @icrushda_alien Рік тому +25

    Gonna update!
    Day 1: nothing obviously
    Day 2: Somehow I look mammalier
    Day 3: my skin seems a little darker and my nose is pointier
    Day 4: ok so this is weird, but I got my legs waxed today and the lady said she noticed I lost all of my hair (I didn’t shave my legs) and she said it looked natural like I had never grown hair in the first place!
    Day 5: nothing
    Week 3: I look like a bottlenose dolphin! My skin is grey and I don’t have any hair. I have gills and fins! I’m typing this with my long nose. Thank you, Kurtis!

    • @faaaailure
      @faaaailure Рік тому

      Gills? 💀

    • @icrushda_alien
      @icrushda_alien Рік тому

      @@faaaailure watch the video and you’ll get it

    • @faaaailure
      @faaaailure Рік тому +4

      @Poop I did, it's just that dolphins don't have gills lol

    • @icrushda_alien
      @icrushda_alien Рік тому

      @@faaaailure oh …

  • @thumbuddee9015
    @thumbuddee9015 3 роки тому +1505

    Bruh he should've put a warning on the video the ariana grande one was so powerful it made me look exactly like her every day people ask for my autograph and now I'm in prison for stealing her identity

  • @mrgay3887
    @mrgay3887 4 роки тому +3316

    I’m only 7 minutes in and I feel like a dolphin for some reason

    • @ron5328
      @ron5328 4 роки тому +87

      **dolphin noises intensifies**

    • @4ri.suxq.
      @4ri.suxq. 4 роки тому +140

      Bro same 😰 I might- I might just 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

    • @vindric8330
      @vindric8330 4 роки тому +81

      @@4ri.suxq. da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬da🐬

    • @samthegarbageman2876
      @samthegarbageman2876 4 роки тому +32

      @@4ri.suxq. Emo Dolphin 🐬🐬 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

    • @yngjng7732
      @yngjng7732 4 роки тому +18

      @@vindric8330 I WAS JUST THINKING OF THAT-

  • @ghosttraintittiebeaan4879
    @ghosttraintittiebeaan4879 3 роки тому +2085

    this comment section is stressing me tf out; why do i keep reading

    • @hanaa9754
      @hanaa9754 3 роки тому +19

      Same

    • @txrie1625
      @txrie1625 3 роки тому +134

      @Thunderstruck Subliminals It's stressing because it feels like one of those mosh pits were everyone is getting into arguments and full out fights.

    • @valerieweisberg2853
      @valerieweisberg2853 3 роки тому +2

      Nice name

    • @Trollestiatumblur
      @Trollestiatumblur 3 роки тому +41

      @Thunderstruck Subliminals Yes, That Rose scandal was so scary! And evil!! Remember mindpower?? She was so awful! She was doing a lot of the typical evil sub maker things and then making people change their sexual orientation to be attracted to her! And put affirmations to r*pe people and be hyper sexual!! More and more people are learning about subliminals, and the people on this channel will make fake subs to mess with people I feel like, and then we’ll have even more Roses. It’s fine to not believe in them, but putting others down for something you don’t understand is wrong

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 3 роки тому +52

      They're too stupid to on that subliminals work. They act like they know anything when in reality they're biased and don't know what they're talking about. They even claimed that subliminals are demonic or something. So keep getting results and keeping this community small. Don't tell people about subliminals
      We'll watch the people ramble on and on

  • @alex-zf1nw
    @alex-zf1nw 2 роки тому +26

    day 1: i am not a dolphin.
    day 2: HOLY SHIT IM A DOLPHIN

  • @amber8789
    @amber8789 5 років тому +6603

    *bold of you to assume I’m not already a bottlenose dolphin*

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 5 років тому +96

      Amber *bold of you to assume I’m not already Ariana Grande*

    • @rosiebarrett6312
      @rosiebarrett6312 5 років тому +11

      this made me giggle 😂

    • @alana6772
      @alana6772 5 років тому +19

      Rosie Barrett this made me blow air a little harder through my nose

    • @sunny-mg9ug
      @sunny-mg9ug 5 років тому +6

      Bold of you to assume I’m human

    • @viktoriagutierrez7976
      @viktoriagutierrez7976 5 років тому +29

      I just laughed so hard, water shot out of my blowhole.

  • @estefaniaplata3384
    @estefaniaplata3384 5 років тому +609

    i started following your videos because it makes me so happy how much you say “dude”

  • @uncleiroh4602
    @uncleiroh4602 5 років тому +558

    i can’t believe i actually subscribed for the extra greeting, this soft boy got us all

    • @kathleenallen4443
      @kathleenallen4443 5 років тому +64

      bro how could you say he’s a soft boy? he’s obviously a certified hardboi!!!

    • @emelyydied7203
      @emelyydied7203 5 років тому +15

      he’s a hardboi 🥵

    • @ene7065
      @ene7065 5 років тому +11

      mispelled hard my guy

  • @juliacole5023
    @juliacole5023 Рік тому +4

    That means you gained 1 mil every year after this
    Craaaaazy. But still so humble and i love it

  • @anastasiahull5258
    @anastasiahull5258 5 років тому +817

    week one: I've noticed that I'm more drawn to water
    week two: I take baths everyday
    week three: my nose has grown and my skin is changing colour into a light grey
    week four: my siblings have to push me around in a giant fish bowl
    week five: my eyes are now growing on the side of my head
    week six: e e e e e e

    • @verose3684
      @verose3684 4 роки тому +57

      day 1: omg i rlly want to become an angel wish me luck!!
      day 2:

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 4 роки тому +3

      @@verose3684 lmao

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 4 роки тому +2

      ..didn't you already takes baths everyday?

    • @postmasterspecific
      @postmasterspecific 4 роки тому +3

      Dolphinman
      Half dolphin, half man

    • @tiktokvibes5689
      @tiktokvibes5689 4 роки тому +1

      @@verose3684 LMAOAOOAOAOA

  • @ctrlmi
    @ctrlmi 5 років тому +2570

    Day 1: my hair is curly
    Day 2: i look like a tired ghost
    Day 3: i sound tired
    Day 4: I AM KURTIS CONNER

    • @karoline9835
      @karoline9835 5 років тому +166

      week 3: yee yee

    • @sweettea-ms7ex
      @sweettea-ms7ex 5 років тому +23

      There can only be one Kurtis Conner

    • @jaderayne2130
      @jaderayne2130 5 років тому +23

      why did I read the first one as: “I look like a tired goat@

    • @primthos7413
      @primthos7413 5 років тому +14

      did you give an extra greeting?

    • @sweettea-ms7ex
      @sweettea-ms7ex 5 років тому +4

      @@primthos7413 no he didn't he is an imposter. We want the real king of Kurtistown. The real Kurtis never forgets the extra greeting. After all it why I subbed

  • @kayl4329
    @kayl4329 4 роки тому +2203

    I’d be lying if I said I didn’t use the get thick subliminals

  • @Earth2deeanne
    @Earth2deeanne Рік тому +38

    As a blonde I can confirm we sit in the room while we chant the flower gleam and glow song from tangled while brushing it and saying how amazing our blonde hair is

  • @starRyanstar
    @starRyanstar 5 років тому +3209

    “look like ariana grande subliminal”
    *JessChic has entered the chat*

    • @smooveayy
      @smooveayy 5 років тому +125

      Emery Bingham started the group chat

    • @mauluvsu
      @mauluvsu 5 років тому +107

      Gabi has entered the chat.

    • @soozannuhh
      @soozannuhh 5 років тому +33

      I think if they were all in the same room the world would literally implode

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 5 років тому +12

      I have a friend who is legit the Indian Ari.

    • @_sadgirl_8730
      @_sadgirl_8730 4 роки тому

      Moon-Vo!d lmao that's what ppl call me

  • @viincennes
    @viincennes 5 років тому +2048

    bold of you to assume i wasn’t already a bottle nosed dolphin.

    • @lunaa4635
      @lunaa4635 5 років тому +3

      I noticed you have no replies 👀

    • @ameliegagnon7443
      @ameliegagnon7443 5 років тому +5

      I also noticed you only had one comment 👀

    • @makskisovec
      @makskisovec 5 років тому

      Im sooo thirsty

    • @antcoelho
      @antcoelho 5 років тому +5

      Now you're a super bottle nosed dolphin

    • @bellaperez2771
      @bellaperez2771 5 років тому +5

      Someone stole your comments

  • @archer5946
    @archer5946 5 років тому +1086

    you should have a giveaway where you give an extra EXTRA greeting.

    • @yoshinana1
      @yoshinana1 5 років тому +3

      ArcherSL
      right like it’s a shout-out lmao

    • @simeonwilliams
      @simeonwilliams 5 років тому +26

      Airpods?! Gift cards?! No, I want that extra EXTRA greeting giveaway boi

    • @nyx0s389
      @nyx0s389 5 років тому +5

      U have an IQ that’s over 9000

    • @xandria561
      @xandria561 5 років тому +2

      I don't know if we'll be able to handle that

    • @viennekemper188
      @viennekemper188 5 років тому

      extra extra greeting for patrons

  • @rowan2086
    @rowan2086 Рік тому +54

    i think subliminals can work IF they are for mental things such as falling asleep, feeling more positive, or confidence. however subliminals obviously cannot change your physical form

    • @yaymilko
      @yaymilko Рік тому +28

      Subliminals can change you physically but only if it's possible such as weight loss or clear skin, but impossible if let say you want to be a dolphin.
      I wish I can prove it to you because I lost 11 lbs from just listening to subliminals in a week.

    • @Thisway630
      @Thisway630 Рік тому +7

      Uhhmm explain the fact that my eyes went from very black to brown if they don't work some work not all of them

    • @wiccanoor
      @wiccanoor Рік тому +1

      NAH LOL MY HAIR WENT BLACK FROM BLONDE

    • @bonedido
      @bonedido Рік тому +9

      @@yaymilko yess ! let them not believe it, not everyone can believe it or else it would get out of hand.. we should actually be thanking them for not believing ! they dont know theyre doing us a favor lmaoo

    • @vuivraalbastra
      @vuivraalbastra 10 місяців тому +7

      @@Thisway630 Your body sometimes changes for various reasons (for example a change in eye color can indicate health issues) or at least appear that it changed (maybe the sun was stronger in those days so the eyes seemed lighter) but instead of looking for a clear explanation you assumed it was the subliminals alone and stopped there.

  • @meerodi
    @meerodi 5 років тому +811

    Thanks a lot, kurtis, now I can't fit into kurtistown merch because it won't go over my dorsal fin >:(

    • @jigglychicken5505
      @jigglychicken5505 5 років тому +8

      this is a great comment

    • @meerodi
      @meerodi 5 років тому +2

      @@jigglychicken5505 that's a great profile pic

    • @maldonadoaxel5
      @maldonadoaxel5 5 років тому +12

      It must nice to still be able to type without fingers

    • @doctornobody611
      @doctornobody611 5 років тому

      >8{

    • @TabathaTaylor
      @TabathaTaylor 5 років тому +1

      I read this at the beginning of the video and was so confused, but now I get it lol

  • @lanfriesen
    @lanfriesen 4 роки тому +4283

    "profiting off of people's insecurities and hardships" Welcome to America, Kurtis

  • @noelwilson5079
    @noelwilson5079 5 років тому +793

    wtf what happened to kurtis why is ariana in this video

  • @jaythec7994
    @jaythec7994 Рік тому +31

    Wow Kurtis! I can't believe it actually worked! I am now a dolphin!

  • @emmacouch9371
    @emmacouch9371 5 років тому +429

    As a natural blonde, I can confirm that I do sit on a chair and think about how my golden blonde hair is growing every second

    • @hiiiiiiiiiiii9237
      @hiiiiiiiiiiii9237 5 років тому +4

      Me as well

    • @izzyreads2930
      @izzyreads2930 5 років тому +11

      Emma Couch this is relatable, my friend and I sat together the other day to think how our golden blonde hair is growing ever second

    • @maryahaque9563
      @maryahaque9563 5 років тому +6

      I have jet black hair plx tell me ur secret

    • @karigillette4123
      @karigillette4123 5 років тому +4

      Can confirm

    • @carleigh2161
      @carleigh2161 5 років тому +5

      But now you’re a bald dolphin like the rest of us

  • @happylittlebee5499
    @happylittlebee5499 4 роки тому +4342

    The dislikes are all the people who turned into bottlenose dolphins but couldn’t comment bc they can’t type words anymore

    • @Syncopated_
      @Syncopated_ 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao

    • @qatonfire7476
      @qatonfire7476 3 роки тому +26

      Dkfkkfkdns dolphin now.snfmldiks like video kckncmfx. good. Lclsknf

    • @victoriamccabe8808
      @victoriamccabe8808 3 роки тому +11

      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gsxjerwbhjghdewytokplbgfcbeeeeeeee

    • @juliaanimates9765
      @juliaanimates9765 3 роки тому +8

      i luj rge viEp eee eee eee

    • @trintae6977
      @trintae6977 3 роки тому +5

      tjvifhch?.!:!..)\ vzhzjnzbjcd
      mshdudixsaskN?.))7-82!3?,.8$ssushs 👹👼. ?__\€\}+¥+]

  • @sarahalhetela1793
    @sarahalhetela1793 5 років тому +877

    no joke, i actually subscribed for the extra greeting.
    i used to just watch your videos when they pop up in my recommended and liked the extra greeting, but then you said it was for people who were subscribed and I got upset so... I subscribed
    subed for the extra greeting, stayed for the content

  • @UNREG1STER3D
    @UNREG1STER3D 2 роки тому +21

    Most people who use subliminals are in their teens, and their body is still changing and developing. So when they see a small change they think "oh my god my subliminal is working" when it's really not your brain is just looking at small things and thinking they're huge

  • @sienabrown2612
    @sienabrown2612 5 років тому +617

    you won't know who the subliminal messages worked for bc dolphins can't type :'(

    • @awesomepersun
      @awesomepersun 5 років тому +18

      Maybe they can get some positive affirmations to grow fingers

    • @stephenbarefield4879
      @stephenbarefield4879 5 років тому +7

      I’m typing everything with my bottle nose

    • @onyx-sr3xc
      @onyx-sr3xc 5 років тому +4

      eeeeee eeeeee

    • @angelsanddemons5925
      @angelsanddemons5925 5 років тому

      @@stephenbarefield4879 You mean to say your mama still bottle feeds you?

  • @taylor.r
    @taylor.r 5 років тому +1691

    Day 1: nothing
    Day 2: felt weird
    Day 3: sudden urges to be in the water
    Day 4: I got stiffer
    Day 5: I could make weird sounds
    Week 3: *dolphin noises*

    • @Harry-cy5vz
      @Harry-cy5vz 5 років тому +20

      I GOT STIFFER

    • @athinap.2930
      @athinap.2930 5 років тому +17

      Oh my god I thought I was the only one-
      #definitelyworks

    • @justjess-zl3pm
      @justjess-zl3pm 5 років тому +5

      Day 4. I'm gonna need a pic?

    • @athinap.2930
      @athinap.2930 5 років тому +6

      @@justjess-zl3pm hahah sorry no.. I wish I could but it's UA-cam comments so I can't! haha

    • @eemapu
      @eemapu 5 років тому +1

      “Week 3”. *video uploaded 13 hours ago* hmmmmm 😂

  • @dolphin5466
    @dolphin5466 5 років тому +33691

    Guys, I've got good news.

  • @aworm5862
    @aworm5862 2 роки тому +58

    I've been in subliminals for like a year or two and the affirmations are rather to encourage you to take action, for example:
    Blond thick hair - dying your hair and learning how to take good care of it
    Super strength - getting a gym membership on a discount and actually going there
    There are some ridiculous ones for things you can't change but it's not my problem

  • @evakennington6022
    @evakennington6022 5 років тому +1553

    Day 1: nothing
    Day 2: my voice sounds a bit higher eek eek
    Day 3: I think I’m a bit better at swimming
    Day 4: nothing
    Week 3: I am now a bottlenose dolphin

  • @shawndratime3051
    @shawndratime3051 5 років тому +1593

    this is giving me horrible flashbacks from when i tried to make my eyes green in 7th grade.

    • @Madison-fe6vp
      @Madison-fe6vp 5 років тому +96

      that was dead ass me lmfao

    • @nadim3539
      @nadim3539 5 років тому +105

      some friends of mine were able to change their eye colour with subliminals. and if you don't believe me watch videos of people who changed it. maybe you just had bad subliminals

    • @hztwcvbwiitessqeddvvuztwvb2394
      @hztwcvbwiitessqeddvvuztwvb2394 5 років тому +44

      Well, I still haven‘t seen a brown-eyed person getting blue eyes from subliminals... 🤷‍♀️

    • @imanifestedthis
      @imanifestedthis 5 років тому +40

      @@hztwcvbwiitessqeddvvuztwvb2394 Because people give up too easily

    • @allstr8peopledeservetodie10
      @allstr8peopledeservetodie10 5 років тому +45

      @@imanifestedthis ain't nobody got time to be watching a video of a damn year tf 💀

  • @orfeus770
    @orfeus770 5 років тому +1167

    Nobody:
    Subliminal message channels: *how to get into YYU in 10 minutes (really works!)*

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 5 років тому +6

      @@badnab388 someone click the link is it a virus

    • @sailorcandy6633
      @sailorcandy6633 4 роки тому +4

      I can confirm they work! I’ve already been accepted into YYU and I’ve been studying Yee. Best decision I’ve ever made!

    • @thebiglarge532
      @thebiglarge532 4 роки тому +1

      All the titles are over-exaggerated for a reason, not gonna get into detail as I don't care about explaining.

  • @blehhnene
    @blehhnene Рік тому +10

    day 5 of watching this video. the lower half of my face is extending, turning into a dolphin snout. my forehead has started to protrude. my eyes are separating, and my back has been arching forward more recently. i can feel my legs molding into each other. i can feel my fingers combining into one.

  • @Dry_Skin
    @Dry_Skin 3 роки тому +2642

    There was a subliminal video with the title “East asian appearance subliminal” and most of the people in the comments were people with k-pop profile pics and anime profile pictures. 👀

    • @msfrizzleswap
      @msfrizzleswap 3 роки тому +71

      🐷...

    • @nghibluu
      @nghibluu 3 роки тому +163

      Makes sense to me 😃

    • @thatjojolesbian
      @thatjojolesbian 3 роки тому +392

      God.... im a weeb but Jesus..... thats so uncomfortable

    • @supernova..9428
      @supernova..9428 3 роки тому +302

      i like kpop and us normal fans simply don’t claim them😗🤚🏼 cuz honestly who does that??💀

    • @Mitreme
      @Mitreme 3 роки тому +16

      🧍🏼‍♀️i-.....

  • @xhurricanexjulia
    @xhurricanexjulia 5 років тому +2856

    I am a medical student and I can assure you, all you need to mutate your hair-color genes are *positive affirmations*

  • @itsprachik
    @itsprachik 5 років тому +1210

    ever since I started watching you my use of the word dude has exponentially increased

    • @phoebekat2054
      @phoebekat2054 5 років тому +11

      itsprachik ya know I never thought about it but now that I do same haha

    • @jennyrtgo
      @jennyrtgo 5 років тому +7

      Same dude

    • @amberho2541
      @amberho2541 5 років тому +10

      Exponentially

    • @marla0412
      @marla0412 5 років тому +2

      S A M E

    • @KadenP
      @KadenP 5 років тому +2

      itsprachik OMG SAME!!! 😄

  • @pushmhu9701
    @pushmhu9701 2 роки тому +24

    i dont know about all this blonde hair bullshit, but subliminals helped me loads with my confidence, and i dont really care if they're true or not either lmao (lets be real it was probably placebo or something,) but hey ive gotten better emotionally and mentally, even if there's no physical changes, so thankyou self help subliminal youtubers

    • @Anisometry
      @Anisometry 2 роки тому +10

      It’s essentially a placebo, however that’s not to say that it can’t help with confidence etc. Of course however it’s impossible to promote faster healing or hair changing colour

    • @berserkagain7976
      @berserkagain7976 2 роки тому +8

      It can help mentally but can not change you physically.

    • @sailormoon2227
      @sailormoon2227 Рік тому

      @@berserkagain7976 *electra soul

    • @zohatyube
      @zohatyube 10 місяців тому

      ​@@berserkagain7976I've had multiple people compliment the exact things I used subliminals for. I'm not forcing anyone to believe me but multiple people pointed it out multiple times.

  • @juliahigginbotham4103
    @juliahigginbotham4103 5 років тому +706

    day 1: nothing obviously
    day 2: my skin is turning blue
    day 3: i have fins
    week 3: i am a bottlenose dolphin! i have found my home in the ocean and my boyfriend dumped me. i will keep using this. stay posted for more updates!

  • @emlish
    @emlish 5 років тому +563

    I normally have zero interest youtuber merch but that yyu crew neck ... it speaks to me ...

  • @thecheeseman4296
    @thecheeseman4296 5 років тому +2549

    The comment sections of subliminals have some of the nicest people you might ever meet they’re like Canadians

  • @bryh555
    @bryh555 2 роки тому +6

    These are like the UA-cam video equivalent of those iPhone apps that claim to be actual working lie detectors or dog translators or X-ray machines or any app that claims to do something iPhones can’t actually even do lol

  • @lindseyschatz3375
    @lindseyschatz3375 5 років тому +3828

    in all ways but physical, i am a dolphin

  • @meganlitz703
    @meganlitz703 5 років тому +342

    gonna update!
    day 1: nothing obviously
    day 2: somehow I look uglier
    day 3: my eyes look farther apart, and my skin is turning grey
    day 4: ok so this is so weird, my friend was doing my hair and she noticed a hole on the top of my head (my head is holeless) and she said it looked like a blowhole!! but now it does look weird since some of my head is flat and there’s a random hole
    day 5: nothing
    week 3: i look like a bottle nose dolphin! like my body shape changed to it, my eyes are black and soulless, my nose has gotten thinner, I have more sharp teeth, this works so well. I will continue using it, more updates!

    • @weewooweewoo906
      @weewooweewoo906 5 років тому +1

      Megan Litz LMAO

    • @joshuasevilla9877
      @joshuasevilla9877 5 років тому +1

      the best part is that the video has only been out for a few hours

    • @angelsanddemons5925
      @angelsanddemons5925 5 років тому

      gonna update I'm calling you on the carpet for being dum hey I don't have any gum gum for dum dum I ran out sorry.

  • @simonslavinskas9922
    @simonslavinskas9922 5 років тому +1395

    dude what the frick I had to stop watching halfway through because I've got flippers how did this happen I'm literally shaking and crying right now this took me twenty minutes to type who did this

    • @Bhupali1
      @Bhupali1 5 років тому +9

      What? Subliminals do make people go mad. And schizo. No results just pure negative stuff.

    • @lonelyghost1851
      @lonelyghost1851 5 років тому +51

      perfect beauty no dude for real i have fins and i keep making weird noises i’m actually turning into a dolphin i’m shaking

    • @itsmause8715
      @itsmause8715 5 років тому +1

      @@Bhupali1 oh for real? Well that's really scary I used to listen to subs back when I first discovered the community. Is there any way that you can make the effects go away?

    • @spencer3749
      @spencer3749 5 років тому +27

      I’m about a minute into the video while reading this and... very confused...

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 5 років тому

      @@spencer3749 I guess it's a plot twist? Kurtis was using positive affirmation in every vid and people turn into fish?

  • @l0veLY111
    @l0veLY111 2 роки тому +287

    As someone who has used subliminals for 2 years and has gotten a lot of results from them I still find this video absolutely hilarious

    • @jacobadams8896
      @jacobadams8896 2 роки тому +55

      if you were going through puberty during those two years, or if you convinced yourself of 'results', then no it doesn't really count

    • @l0veLY111
      @l0veLY111 2 роки тому +81

      @@jacobadams8896 I’ve never actually used subliminals for physical features I’ve always believed in self love and cared about my body :)

    • @jacobadams8896
      @jacobadams8896 2 роки тому +1

      @@l0veLY111 then you have effectively used a placebo for a mental boost

    • @jamangel
      @jamangel Рік тому +1

      @@jacobadams8896 lmao

    • @l0veLY111
      @l0veLY111 Рік тому +13

      @@belindabeck6757 there is scientific evidence behind them but sure whatever you say buddy

  • @ltaylor7077
    @ltaylor7077 5 років тому +348

    day 1: nothing, obviously
    day 2: somehow i look uglier
    day 3: my nose looks pointier
    day 4: ok so this is so weird, my friend told me that my skin was grayer, and now it looks weird 😂
    week 3: i am a bottlenose dolphin ! my skin is gray, i have fins, and live in the ocean, this works so well. i will continue using it. more updates !

  • @angelitapaksamay8459
    @angelitapaksamay8459 5 років тому +800

    What if we’re all subliminally being forced into KurtisTown?

  • @oliviakirk9094
    @oliviakirk9094 5 років тому +1735

    Omg this works!!!
    Day 1: nothing
    Day 2: I started to get taller
    Day 3: my voice got squeaky
    Day 4: I could swim super well
    Week 4008: EeEeEeEeeEeeeeeeEeeeeEeeEEE

    • @zerotwo5227
      @zerotwo5227 5 років тому +2

      Ha ha

    • @jelenabakajic2211
      @jelenabakajic2211 5 років тому +7

      EeeeEeEEE! Yee eeeE? EeeEEe? EEEeee!

    • @efio7363
      @efio7363 5 років тому +7

      why can i hear this comment

    • @kamui1847
      @kamui1847 5 років тому

      @@zerotwo5227 woah is that Zero Two from darling in the franxx

  • @ghosty7754
    @ghosty7754 Рік тому +20

    3 years in: Kurtis please turn me back

  • @alliehunt6544
    @alliehunt6544 5 років тому +692

    as a blondie, i can confirm that we do sit on a chair and admire our growing hair

    • @Alkarston
      @Alkarston 5 років тому +13

      lamp pls don’t tell them our secrets

    • @redherring74
      @redherring74 5 років тому +6

      I always tell my dull brunette haired friends how fast my beautiful golden blonde hair is growing whenever i get the chance

    • @pillbugheart
      @pillbugheart 5 років тому +8

      Im dirty blonde, was blond, turning brown. One day i will stop sitting an watching my hair grow

    • @zaaning
      @zaaning 5 років тому +6

      You've broken the 1. rule of The Blonde Code: "Never reveal the secret of growing hair"

  • @auskoe
    @auskoe 5 років тому +379

    I’ve been a citizen of kurtistown since 100,000. So happy for you!

  • @fish_toes
    @fish_toes 4 роки тому +3367

    Do they have a positive affirmations video to make my parents stop fighting

    • @amandaveiga908
      @amandaveiga908 4 роки тому +44

      OOF

    • @isaacisis5876
      @isaacisis5876 4 роки тому +57

      Send a link if you find one

    • @angelaamoako2181
      @angelaamoako2181 4 роки тому +240

      yea, just search up “healthy family subliminal”

    • @smangahmanqele8846
      @smangahmanqele8846 4 роки тому +17

      Pray!

    • @seokjinsjokethatnoonelaugh9314
      @seokjinsjokethatnoonelaugh9314 4 роки тому +103

      search “pArEnTs sToP fIgHtInG sUbLiMnAl”, like my parents literally stopped arguing and they just...love each other wth? idk just search anything then put subliminal behind it you’ll find it

  • @lunar4937
    @lunar4937 2 роки тому +23

    I've had results wit subliminals for lucidity within dreams and worked very easily, tried before without and didn't work. But I'm glad we won't these kind of negative people in the community

  • @chloeblunden5444
    @chloeblunden5444 5 років тому +719

    So no one's gonna say anything about Kurtis' haircut??

    • @nyx0s389
      @nyx0s389 5 років тому +18

      I liked his old hair better.

    • @McBaller96
      @McBaller96 5 років тому +57

      I think he looks really cute with short hair.

    • @sillyxpicklexxx3
      @sillyxpicklexxx3 5 років тому +79

      And the fact that now he’s blonde

    • @ctraye6293
      @ctraye6293 5 років тому +5

      *_h a u t e_*

    • @hannahblaisdell4524
      @hannahblaisdell4524 5 років тому +2

      I think its fricken yee yee brother 🤙🏼

  • @Φοίβη-λ6ρ
    @Φοίβη-λ6ρ 5 років тому +3867

    Day 1: strange tingle
    Day 2: I am shrinking rapidly
    Day 3: I am now 4"11'
    Day 4: the back of my head is balding
    Day 5: I have aged 50 years and gained 30lbs conviniently only on the top half of my body
    Day 6: sudden craving for pickled eggs
    Day man: I am now Danny Devito
    This g fuel shit is no joke guy

    • @user-pu2xu2iq9o
      @user-pu2xu2iq9o 5 років тому +49

      why am I crying help

    • @s2ffr0n
      @s2ffr0n 5 років тому +15

      DAY MAN AHAH FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN AHAH

    • @Φοίβη-λ6ρ
      @Φοίβη-λ6ρ 5 років тому +9

      @@s2ffr0n CHAMPION OF THE SUN

    • @s2ffr0n
      @s2ffr0n 5 років тому +5

      I have a small willy but, MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE

    • @suwucidal6936
      @suwucidal6936 5 років тому +2

      Pickled egg

  • @scamlikely1068
    @scamlikely1068 5 років тому +435

    As a naturally blonde person I can confirm that i Infact have said, “ I am growing beautiful golden blonde hair right now”

    • @chxixii
      @chxixii 5 років тому

      Katlyn Roberts lmao me neither

    • @path5657
      @path5657 5 років тому +2

      I can second that 💇🏼

    • @hannah-eb9qd
      @hannah-eb9qd 5 років тому +1

      C A V E B O I FOR YOUR PFP? It’s not a question but I agree 😤

    • @scamlikely1068
      @scamlikely1068 5 років тому +1

      SociallyAnxiousHannah lol yes it is. I use that picture for everything

    • @mynameisreallycool1
      @mynameisreallycool1 5 років тому +4

      "Hey pal, what are you doing?"
      "Oh nothing, just growing some beautiful golden blonde hair right now,
      what about you?"