Tiana's Bayou Adventure BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW at Magic Kingdom

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  • Tiana's Bayou Adventure BRUTALLY HONEST REVIEW at Magic Kingdom. We filmed a full Ride POV of Tiana's Bayou Adventure which replaced Splash Mountain. We saw the new Mama Odie Animatronics heard classic Princess and the Frog songs. They've finally finished Tiana's Bayou Adventure construction for Disney Cast Member Previews.
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  • @moirad3895
    @moirad3895 20 днів тому +647

    Imagine the ride as the original movie. Where Tiana in her blue dress, kisses the frog and then we turn into frogs in the bayou while Dr faciller chases us with his demons! Imagine “are you ready” as you’re going up the hill and dr facillier poofs smoke and his eyes are showing in the dark as you splash down!!!! And then the ending is Tiana and naveens wedding, then a peppers ghost effect of the frogs turning into their human forms. Tiana in her beautiful green dress!!! With mama odie!!!

    • @nenebrat2389
      @nenebrat2389 20 днів тому +97

      This is GOLD. THIS should've been the story to the ride.

    • @Hi_Tamera
      @Hi_Tamera 20 днів тому +65

      You’ve made a better theme than the creators 😩👏🏾

    • @pazuzu126
      @pazuzu126 20 днів тому +21

      You're right, that sounds awesome!

    • @sacrosby
      @sacrosby 20 днів тому +36

      Your version sounds so much better! Park guests and fans were coming up with all sorts of wonderful and creative ideas when they first announced the retheme, should have hired a panel of guests to head the project because this ain't it. Where has all the magic and creativity gone?

    • @daa589
      @daa589 20 днів тому +12

      Somehow Dr. Facilier returned

  • @ipdvb4853
    @ipdvb4853 21 день тому +738

    It's become very apparent that a substantial part of the disappointment comes from people who actually love this movie and its characters and were excited about the ride's potential. That deserves to be highlighted, as I'm already seeing plenty of people pretending it's just a bunch of people hung up on Splash Mountain who were going to hate on Tiana's anyway. Not true and a pathetic way to protect Imagineering from legitimate feedback.

    • @ChrisHodges87
      @ChrisHodges87 21 день тому +23

      Well stated.

    • @megan7792
      @megan7792 20 днів тому +34

      Yes!!!! I never went on splash and I LOVE Princess and the Frog. I really wanted this to be good. I think the critters are adorable and I already want the plush merch. It just looks so underwhelming and not worth my time or headache. I don’t like log flumes but I’d be willing to go on if it looked even remotely worth it

    • @anaalicia5029
      @anaalicia5029 20 днів тому +4

      I love the movie, all this attention for the ride makes me want to watch it today. I've also never been on Splash Mountain so I hope they add things and make it a great attraction

    • @sacrosby
      @sacrosby 20 днів тому +4

      Precisely this.

    • @danielstevens8610
      @danielstevens8610 20 днів тому +4

      I’m a huge princess and the frog fan and think it looks amazing

  • @user-id6ex8yp3j
    @user-id6ex8yp3j 21 день тому +490

    The ride is so bad that even people who were enthusiastic about it are disappointed

    • @graffiti.777
      @graffiti.777 19 днів тому +16

      Lol fr. What's funnier is that there are Disney glazers defending it!

    • @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im
      @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im 19 днів тому

      @@graffiti.777corpo defenders

    • @danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885
      @danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885 19 днів тому +12

      People wanted this, they got it. Now they’re complaining about it. 🤷

    • @graffiti.777
      @graffiti.777 19 днів тому +24

      @@danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885 the majority didn't want it

    • @user-id6ex8yp3j
      @user-id6ex8yp3j 19 днів тому +11

      A lot of people didn’t want this

  • @cosmos7912
    @cosmos7912 21 день тому +344

    nothing like a plot revolving around finding "musicians" that you find almost immediately lol
    there is no interesting story here, no conflict, no adventure, no tension.

    • @graffiti.777
      @graffiti.777 19 днів тому +25

      Can't believe Disney is so scared of voodoo right now lol.

    • @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im
      @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im 19 днів тому +22

      @@graffiti.777They are probably scared of offending people. Though they probably shouldn’t be. I say this as someone who was born and raised in Louisiana

    • @Goknights1208
      @Goknights1208 19 днів тому

      @@MarkHeathcliff-bf2im It's funny because witchcraft and wiccans are a religion or belief system and they have no issue making them evil. How about Hades and the gods in Hercules? The voodoo take is just so dumb. They had good use of Voodoo in Odie and bad use of Voodoo in Facilier. Is it offensive that some people use things to their devious advantage that others use for good? Then I guess we shouldn't charge people money to come to the park.

    • @graffiti.777
      @graffiti.777 19 днів тому +7

      @@MarkHeathcliff-bf2im thank you. There's literally nothing offensive about it.

    • @davidmacias741
      @davidmacias741 18 днів тому +2

      The Magic King dumb!

  • @mr_creatinator
    @mr_creatinator 19 днів тому +186

    Ironic how the queue line is better than the ride itself. LMAO

    • @sealy1
      @sealy1 18 днів тому +3

      Yeah it’s really sad to see

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +4

      I'm guessing because the executives didn't micromanage the queue line details, so the Imagineers could get more creative?

    • @ballerinaonamusicbox
      @ballerinaonamusicbox 14 днів тому +4

      just like the universal fast and furious ride 💀💀

  • @thegsk
    @thegsk 21 день тому +354

    Splash Mountain followed the plot and Tiana's Bayou certainly does NOT.

    • @SlushysSecret
      @SlushysSecret 20 днів тому +22

      Not all rides are supposed to follow the plot of the original movies lmao, but they could’ve done a better with an original sequel with Voodoo in it

    • @sharkyfish3492
      @sharkyfish3492 20 днів тому +7

      Yes....100 percent correct

    • @Brand0n3500Official
      @Brand0n3500Official 19 днів тому +7

      So then where was Uncle Remus and the rest of the human characters in the ride?

    • @DtLS
      @DtLS 18 днів тому +8

      @@Brand0n3500Official The ride was following the Br'er Rabbit stories, not Song of the South.

    • @davidmacias741
      @davidmacias741 18 днів тому +1

      The Magic King dumb!

  • @happiestplace3754
    @happiestplace3754 21 день тому +628

    Are we not gonna talk about the first Louis animatronic's mouth is already not working after not even a week! 😮

    • @Misscouchpotato-
      @Misscouchpotato- 21 день тому +33

      Yeah. He looked creepy. His eyes...

    • @PowerTrain611
      @PowerTrain611 20 днів тому +69

      And Tiana's shirt sleeve revealing her arm's inner workings at 10:38

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste 20 днів тому +38

      Most of the animatronics look lazy. Barely moving, eyes just fixed in place with only the arms moving etc.. so poorly executed. It could have been good.. especially after seeing how good Disney Shangai's Pirates of The Caribbean ride is.

    • @sharkyfish3492
      @sharkyfish3492 20 днів тому +2

      I did notice that also

    • @bunnymomjulie6719
      @bunnymomjulie6719 20 днів тому +5

      @@PowerTrain611 Good eye!

  • @PeterPumpkinEater75
    @PeterPumpkinEater75 21 день тому +252

    Mouth already not working on Louis, oh man

    • @someguy4253
      @someguy4253 18 днів тому +13

      Gonna be a rough couple of years before they scrap it 😂

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому +7

      We has better animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese and Show Biz Pizza!!! And that was 40+ years ago!!!

    • @DGCpicturesEntertainment
      @DGCpicturesEntertainment 3 дні тому +1

      It’s Disco Yeti but worse.

  • @LavaVomit
    @LavaVomit 20 днів тому +494

    RIP Splash Mountain, you died for nothing.

    • @user-qx6cc7vz4u
      @user-qx6cc7vz4u 19 днів тому +13

      So sad 😭

    • @aharonmrichardson3213
      @aharonmrichardson3213 19 днів тому +46

      They still have it in Japan from what i've heard. And i've heard nothing on them replacing their Splash Mountain. If that's the case then I gotta make a special trip to Japan then.

    • @viaxxl
      @viaxxl 18 днів тому +14

      @@aharonmrichardson3213Asia always gets the good stuff 🙁

    • @bella_daze3092
      @bella_daze3092 18 днів тому +8

      @@aharonmrichardson3213TAKE US WITH YOU😭

    • @JJOrange
      @JJOrange 18 днів тому

      @@aharonmrichardson3213yup definitely going now

  • @jimmywilliams794
    @jimmywilliams794 21 день тому +138

    You may not have noticed but the first time you saw the Louis animatronic his lips weren’t moving, not a good sign for how the ride is already doing

    • @nickn271
      @nickn271 21 день тому +6

      I think that’s why he put it at the very beginning of the video.

    • @CaliforniaDreamin.
      @CaliforniaDreamin. 20 днів тому +8

      The eyes and mouth were broken

    • @TimothyStaton-io9uv
      @TimothyStaton-io9uv 19 днів тому +2

      It's another Betty the Yeti situation

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому +1

      We has better animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese and Show Biz Pizza!!! And that was 40+ years ago!!!

  • @dancingangel95
    @dancingangel95 21 день тому +206

    It just looks like there’s so much dead space. There was always something to look at when riding splash. Definitely disappointed. Almost gives me Dudley Do Right vibes with the vacant scenes (not quite as bad but still)

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +3

      Dudley Do Right at least makes you chuckle a few times. (Funny enough, their Mr. Toad parody train gag outlasted the original at Disney World almost since park open). It's lower rent but arguably better paced.
      This just feels like a leisure ride with a few drops thrown in last minute to appeal to adolescents. Kinda like how Pirates of the Caribbean was marketed as a "thrill" ride before Space Mountain opened in 1975.

    • @Katesaprincess
      @Katesaprincess 8 днів тому

      There was dead space in splash too just in different areas.🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @dancingangel95
      @dancingangel95 8 днів тому

      @@Katesaprincessmmmmm disagree there was something happening 99% of the time. Even if it was a little turtle. Or a projection.

    • @Katesaprincess
      @Katesaprincess 8 днів тому

      @@dancingangel95 watch the side by side. There was not something always happening there were multiple parts where there was dead space. They were just different. Did you ride this ride? Because I feel like it’s much better when you ride it than a video.

  • @soniaz1487
    @soniaz1487 21 день тому +81

    It looks like a rough draft instead of a finished product. The story does not make any sense. Why are we turned into tiny frogs.....There should have been a white versus dark magic element to this to make it more thrilling which fits the actual ride and could have been easily incorporated into this story.

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 18 днів тому +8

      Right I think not have Dr. Facilier hurt it a little.

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому +2

      @@calebray1834 A LOT!!!

  • @porkins74
    @porkins74 20 днів тому +246

    Splash closes 'cause of some "problematic" aspects but they can't put in Dr. Facilier because there are "problematic" aspects with him? Got it!

    • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
      @TheLeastOfficialOfBros 19 днів тому +49

      Right? Like at this point, just turn Splash Mountain into Winnie the Pooh if they're so worried about the Twitter mob. Or is Winnie the Pooh controversial now too?

    • @TimothyStaton-io9uv
      @TimothyStaton-io9uv 19 днів тому +16

      ​@@TheLeastOfficialOfBrosdude you got me dyin over here. Winnie the Pooh comment for the win!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

    • @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im
      @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im 19 днів тому +44

      They are so scared of offending everyone and trying to appeal to everyone that they end up appealing to no one. I say this as someone from Louisiana who was born and raised in the state..99.9% of people here weren’t offended by the original movie.

    • @viaxxl
      @viaxxl 18 днів тому +24

      Removing the ride themed around black folklore and stories was problematic but 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im
      @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im 18 днів тому +7

      @@TheLeastOfficialOfBros It is controversial with the Chinese because people kept saying their leader looks like Winnie the Pooh

  • @Unite_Productions
    @Unite_Productions 20 днів тому +73

    Thank you for being the first genuine review of this ride. So far all the other UA-camrs have been giving it all positives with a defensive “well I walked off smiling a little so that’s all that counts”. You’re the first one to actually say yes this ride has problems. Everyone else is clearly scared to lose their press passes so they say nothing but blue skies and sunshine but their tone and studder says another more genuine story

  • @therealventures
    @therealventures 21 день тому +173

    Imo they should've gone the storytelling route of princess and the frog. I think it would've been a much better ride.

    • @mandipowell2418
      @mandipowell2418 20 днів тому +25

      100%, that's what Tokyo DisneySea did for Rapunzel's Lantern Festival and it's beautiful. Disney is doing everything backwards now. Why is the Country Bears Jamboree being rethemed to nothing more than country covers of ALREADY imagined Disney IP? Why have a Princess and the Frog ride and FORCE a new storyline when the source material that everyone already knows and loves exists RIGHT THERE to use?

    • @DtLS
      @DtLS 18 днів тому +5

      Apparently someone in charge of the imagineers has a hate-on for rides that follow the movie scripts. They even have a pejorative for it "book report ride". Nevermind that most of Disney's most beloved rides follow their movie's plot.

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому

      @@mandipowell2418 disney is morally and creatively bankrupt!!! Thay cannot create, only corrupt and destroy(Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Marvel, ect...)!!!

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +3

      @@DtLS Agree--and what's wrong with making it a quasi-sequel, then? Star Tours, Rise of the Resistance, and Guardians Cosmic Rewind aren't "book reports"--but they ARE more fun.

  • @donnamarie6599
    @donnamarie6599 20 днів тому +294

    Pocahontas would have been a way better new theme for Splash Mountain because she actually dives off a beautiful waterfall and rides canoes 🛶 on the river

    • @TheLeastOfficialOfBros
      @TheLeastOfficialOfBros 19 днів тому

      I would ride that

    • @2doot
      @2doot 19 днів тому +46

      That wouldn't work, Pocahontas easily suffers the same fate where she's culturally insensitive since she's a native American caricature. There's a reason Disney kind of tucked her aside and doesn't mention her very often.

    • @viaxxl
      @viaxxl 18 днів тому +18

      Nothing would be a better new theme for Splash in my opinion, it got it right the first time

    • @amandachilds5290
      @amandachilds5290 17 днів тому +6

      Or even Rapunzel when the dam breaks and Eugene finds out her hair glows...

    • @ahf5471
      @ahf5471 17 днів тому

      😂 liberals are the biggest threat to humanity.

  • @celluloidtherapy5003
    @celluloidtherapy5003 20 днів тому +64

    The Disney Parks, have become a big joke. To put it simply, they must know something, that the rest of us do not. They literally quit on the entire company, and did their best to alienate the most die-hard of fans. I’m glad I went mostly in the 80’s, and 90’s and got to see the parks at their finest. I won’t be returning ever again. For the first time ever, I will be staying on a Universal property, and spending ALL of my time in the Universal Parks. Nintendoland, Harry Potter, Epic Universe, with the Universal Monsters, etc. Disney is DONE.

    • @viaxxl
      @viaxxl 18 днів тому +7

      I’ll cheer as Disney falls. It is not the same park my family fell in love with, and we’re the minority they’re delusionally trying to appeal to.

    • @asudevil316
      @asudevil316 18 днів тому

      Okay incel

    • @asudevil316
      @asudevil316 18 днів тому

      ​@@viaxxlokay incel

    • @Renee5322
      @Renee5322 17 днів тому +6

      @@asudevil316 Thanks for confirming my suspicions that you are, indeed, a child

    • @asudevil316
      @asudevil316 17 днів тому

      @@Renee5322 awww you are such an angry and uneducated child. Does it suck to be you?

  • @jgilmore9986
    @jgilmore9986 21 день тому +199

    So many dark spots with nothing 👎 why Disney can not leave well enough alone is amazing. Everything they refurb is a disaster

    • @ellenw391
      @ellenw391 18 днів тому +4

      Which brings me back the #1 Award in that category....Journey into Imagination. Replaced by trash and then more trash. LOVED the original. It was the dark ride I always did no less than twice on any trip. Now I get tear/fury thinking of it! Figment Forever! Given all the problems Disney had, this should have been MUCH lower on this "must do" list IMHO

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      Why they couldn't re-use a lot of the other America Sings song critters and existing sets (birds and rabbits, swirling frogs, bees, etc.) is beyond me. Feels like it would have been *more* work to take them all out than just slap a couple re-themes?

    • @MattyJ
      @MattyJ 15 днів тому

      ​@@PreferredCustomerYou reminded me that I feel like at some point I heard they were gonna keep them.

    • @stephenn77
      @stephenn77 8 днів тому

      I prefer the old Matterhorn!!

    • @Katesaprincess
      @Katesaprincess 8 днів тому

      @@PreferredCustomerthey don’t work well anymore and the technology is outdated. Why would they keep them? Did you see them? That ride was falling apart.😭

  • @pfswafa
    @pfswafa 21 день тому +288

    I am a former Splash CM....a disappointing redux is not a surprise....Disney's new MO is water everything down, rip the guts out...they'll still come.....so...........I mean....have you SEEN the new Poly tower and interior decor????????..........🤨

    • @diesel104
      @diesel104 21 день тому +24

      This and the cost is the reason I don't go to Disney anymore.

    • @HeatherLandon227
      @HeatherLandon227 20 днів тому +26

      That and there's no creative storytelling anymore.

    • @slowazzd2165
      @slowazzd2165 20 днів тому +3

      Splash mountain was bland and ugly and beyond outdated even if we ignore the whole problematic origins thing. Kids are gonna feel the same way about tianas in 20 years as you do about splash

    • @slowazzd2165
      @slowazzd2165 20 днів тому +5

      ​@@HeatherLandon227you clearly haven't been to a disney park

    • @ChuckE.CheesesIllinois
      @ChuckE.CheesesIllinois 20 днів тому +11

      Shhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of a shill coping hard cuz they don't know what a good ride actually is lol

  • @vergolophus
    @vergolophus 20 днів тому +67

    It feels like the people who designed the queue and the actually ride's story itself doesn't quite intermingle, as if something was lost in production. It's all about vegetables and food and ingredients, yet most of the ride is about finding a band. Perhaps it should have intermingled both food and music as a theme?

    • @jukesy1992
      @jukesy1992 19 днів тому +7

      I think that was the original plan. There was also a rumour that Louis would lose his trumpit and that'd be why you're going down the Bayou.

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic 10 днів тому

      Right? Like WTF?

  • @MikeKops
    @MikeKops 21 день тому +232

    This ride is super underwhelming. Only the die-hard shills who get kickbacks from Disney think this is any good. If Disney PR, with their huge budget, can't make this ride look amazing, that says something. This ride is pretty garbage overall. No coherent storyline, lots of dead space, crappy decor, and constant mechanical issues. A hard NO on this. Horrible job Disney!!!

    • @slowazzd2165
      @slowazzd2165 20 днів тому +8

      You are so clearly blinded by anger

    • @morgiemango6242
      @morgiemango6242 20 днів тому +3

      Lmao I am just a twenty year old who really enjoys the ride and wasn’t the biggest fan of splash mountain. Its a massive upgrade especially in tech and ride upkeep!

    • @MikeKops
      @MikeKops 20 днів тому +32

      @@morgiemango6242 LOL! You obviously must not be talking about this ride, but that statement you made regarding an "upgrade" is completely false. Please get the facts right. And people of my generation and many others loved Splash Mountain. It was the most popular ride at any of their theme parks. I recommend rewatching the ride footage out out by Disney.

    • @hadeees
      @hadeees 20 днів тому

      @@MikeKops i've heard people say the way they shot the ride didn't help, its better in person since you can look around

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste 20 днів тому +15

      Agreed. Look at Pirates of The Caribbean in Disney Shanghai.. it's incredible looking and easily the best version of them all. They could have done so much better.. or just left it as-is. There was literally nothing wrong with Splash Mountain. Woke nonsense ruining everything, as usual. The Vagisil logo reference is so fitting.

  • @ctaney2254
    @ctaney2254 21 день тому +86

    I’ve seen a few reviews and this is the first one that seems reasonable. The ride isn’t terrible, but compared to splash it’s underwhelming.

    • @davidguthrie6316
      @davidguthrie6316 20 днів тому +7

      In my opinion, it's hard for a ride to be "terrible". It's still an impressive achievement either way. And the drops alone make it good. But in terms of what they had to work with, yeah, no

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      Is it better than most offerings elsewhere? Yes, thanks largely to the ride system and layout still intact.
      Is it the best it could be? No. That will make the rest of the crowded attendance in the park worse, not better, since fewer people will want to wait in longer lines for this.

  • @nickn271
    @nickn271 21 день тому +181

    Nobody but people who would NEVER visit Disney anyway were complaining about Splash Mountain. It was insane to reskin a classic and beloved ride like Splash.
    If you’re gonna reskin it you better make it an improvement in every aspect. And this ride is inferior to Splash in every way except for having better AA technology than a 30 year old ride.

    • @metallicnole4514
      @metallicnole4514 21 день тому +10

      Maybe I'm in the minority, but I have no attachment to the theming or story of splash mountain. I only ever cared about the drop since it was my first big drop on a ride as a kid. I see it being very popular since a lot of people love princess and the frog. It's also the only water ride in the park that gets them wet, which is great in the FL heat.

    • @nickn271
      @nickn271 21 день тому +10

      @@metallicnole4514 I think it’s because I grew up with the story of Brer Rabbit and how he fooled Brer Fox and Bret Bear into thinking he didn’t want to be thrown into the briar patch all the while that was his home.
      But I get you. It is a nice ride on a hot day.

    • @metallicnole4514
      @metallicnole4514 21 день тому +4

      @@nickn271 This summer is gonna be another scorcher, so I see the ride eating up a lot of guests.

    • @BrightBlueInk
      @BrightBlueInk 20 днів тому +10

      I dunno man, i loved Splash Mountain but it was also really weird to have a ride based on a movie that Disney barely wants to acknowledge they made. So a reskin made a ton of sense to me.
      But I am a little underwhelmed here. The original final scene with the riverboat was overwhelming with how many animatronics there were, so what we have now is... Kinda meh. I also love Naveen so it was a bummer that he barely showed up.
      So yeah, i am actually team reskin despite having loved both the Disneyland and Disney World versions, but i will say that this feels pretty underwhelming.

    • @sevensongs
      @sevensongs 19 днів тому +6

      ​@@BrightBlueInk I'm with you. A re-theme could have been great. I'm so bummed about the lack of story. My then-8 year old had a better idea when it was announced.. Maybe Disney needs to get some actual children on their imagineering teams.

  • @snorg70
    @snorg70 21 день тому +105

    Man a non-shill youtuber is like the most refreshing thing. Thank you.

  • @angelrouse4106
    @angelrouse4106 20 днів тому +29

    They should have had the villain at the big drop. Hes one of the best villains of Disney.

  • @OfficiallyOfficiallyUnofficial
    @OfficiallyOfficiallyUnofficial 20 днів тому +40

    I feel like they didn't need to get rid of all the old animatronics. With a little sprucing up and some rethemeing, they could have found a home on Tiana's, like the original ones did coming from America Sings to Splash. If they have them in storage, which I hope they do, select a crop of them and fill out this ride.

  • @33Keith33
    @33Keith33 21 день тому +131

    Apparently, Mama Odie makes everyone tiny for no apparent reason and then makes them big again so they can make a big “Splash” at the party? I don’t think so.

    • @slowazzd2165
      @slowazzd2165 20 днів тому +8

      This is literally the dumbest criticism I've seen of tianas yet lmfao you're hilarious

    • @itsnoterica
      @itsnoterica 20 днів тому +30

      I genuinely don’t get that part either lol I dont understand why Facilier wasn’t a part of the story to make the shrinking make more sense
      & then have Mama Odie save the day before the drop & make you big again. But then again wtf does the shrinking have to do with Louis finding a band?

    • @theshtcoinclub5879
      @theshtcoinclub5879 20 днів тому +13

      @@slowazzd2165 OMG its literally so dumb to want story in the attraction. Like, just sit in the log and float down the bayou. It's hilarious.

    • @workingmothercatlover6699
      @workingmothercatlover6699 20 днів тому +12

      ​@@itsnoterica, I could be wrong, but I think the point of shrinking was to find a frog for the band. Although I think the story is stupid. If you want to hire animals for a band, send the fireflies to spread the word and have them come to audition.

    • @dr.winstonsmith
      @dr.winstonsmith 19 днів тому +15

      In the film, she doesn’t have the power to transform them but now she does with potions. Inconsistent storytelling.

  • @BostonWriterBlog
    @BostonWriterBlog 21 день тому +95

    It just seems like such a missed opportunity. Think of how much better this could have been if there was a Facilier tie-in... like, a real narrative with a hero's journey. So disappointing. That's for the honest take. This is definitely not a "destination" ride. I'll go on it if the line is short next time I'm in MK.

    • @vilsunnington1528
      @vilsunnington1528 20 днів тому +4

      Same, especially after seeing the amazing animatronics and technology used on the new Disney Sea rides. Not even sure how the whole organic looking “Tiana’s Foods” fits into the whole story line either…why not go with a Tiana’s Place theme like the movie?
      They didn’t have to rehash the original story, but they definitely could’ve brought back Facilier and “friends” to ruin the party. All just seems a bit underwhelming imo.

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому

      @@vilsunnington1528 We has better animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese and Show Biz Pizza!!! And that was 40+ years ago!!!

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +1

      @@vilsunnington1528 Yeah--that's the problem with Disney. They still think the Internet doesn't really exist, and we can't see examples elsewhere of how much better themed attractions "could" be--and ARE--done.
      Probably why they despise the Oriental Land Company so much.

    • @bananonymoussupreme3345
      @bananonymoussupreme3345 12 днів тому

      Was voodoo a huge problem in the original movie? I do not practice the religion but as I understand, they did a good job of showing that it can be used for both good and evil.

  • @MissCassieXxX
    @MissCassieXxX 21 день тому +31

    It’s taken me 4 videos on this to realise they shrink you down to a frog to find the smaller ‘band members’ (I think) not clear at all. The animatronics with the awkward pauses and repetitive phrases to me make them not look anymore impressive than previous animatronic models… they looked much more impressive in the studio. Maybe they come across better in person?

  • @davidmacias741
    @davidmacias741 21 день тому +79

    A poor substitute, very sad 😔

  • @DrDetfink
    @DrDetfink 21 день тому +48

    This is why I enjoy this channel. You get an honest opinion of one man. The good. The bad. The ugly. From the footage, it’s a bit underwhelming. No use of Dr. Facilier who is a brilliant villain voiced by Keith David? Yeah, the details in story-telling are lacking which is important tool in keeping you coming back.

  • @machineryman7197
    @machineryman7197 18 днів тому +15

    The worst part isn't how bad this attraction is, it is how good its predecessor was. They killed off one of the last attractions with that "classic Disney" feel, to make way for this low-effort, low-quality shell of an attraction. Plus the fact that this new one will likely be there 25 to 30 years makes it all even worse.

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +2

      Depends on its reception. Stitch's Great Escape only lasted 14 years, and they've replaced that with *nothing.*
      Journey into Imagination with Figment seems to be the bar for how low they can design something and still get away with it. This seems worse.

    • @machineryman7197
      @machineryman7197 15 днів тому

      @@PreferredCustomer Seems like a good reception so far, theres a huge line even now with the soft opening. Is that because of the hype? Idk. I certainly dont care for it based on the vids.

  • @ftt7429
    @ftt7429 16 днів тому +6

    Advice for Disney, if you make a decision like taking voodoo out of a voodoo story or taking dwarves out of a dwarf story, the first thing you should do is stop and take a breath and realize that you cannot go further with the project. You’re welcome.

  • @horrordude8673
    @horrordude8673 21 день тому +93

    So basically Navi river journey with a drop?

  • @GeriMars
    @GeriMars 20 днів тому +84

    I'm not looking forward to this opening in Disneyland, California anymore. In fact, I wish Disney would shut it down, put back Splash Mountain and build a separate, re-imagined Tiana's ride somewhere else in Critter Country or Fantasyland.
    Like you, I think Disney should quit scrapping brilliant rides that could've just been updated. Disney's California Adventure lost Tower of Terror because it was converted into Guardians of The Galaxy, which I think deserved to be its own ride. In the process, Disney changed the beautiful TOT attraction exterior into a neon-covered junk heap that is an absolute eyesore no matter how you look at it.
    I did not find anything offensive about Splash Mountain. The entire ride was populated with animals. It was lively, endearing, unforgettable and fun. Tiana's Bayou Adventure makes me wish Splash Mountain was never taken out.

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому +8

      Would have made more sense to retheme The Jungle Cruise!!! There are no mountains in New Orleans!!!

    • @palesgensler3099
      @palesgensler3099 18 днів тому +1

      Hopefully, the Disneyland version will be better because it’s smaller there won’t be as much dead space if you know what I mean. but I want your time will tell.

    • @GeriMars
      @GeriMars 18 днів тому

      @@tmapes1989 I'm guessing there are no bayous atop mountains either.

    • @ingtapoot
      @ingtapoot 15 днів тому +4

      I'm just really hoping they take all of the negative feedback into consideration when they work on Disneyland. They have all of the Splash animatronics, use them!

    • @GeriMars
      @GeriMars 15 днів тому +2

      @@ingtapoot According to reports, in WDW, the animatronics were disassembled to use some of their parts in the refurbishment of Country Bears. I hope the DL Splash Mountain animatronics are still intact. But somehow, I doubt it.

  • @plato363
    @plato363 21 день тому +55

    Tba seems as spicy and fun as boiled chicken and white rice for dinner.
    Looking forward to going to Japan for splash mountain. Iger co. did Tiana no favors.

  • @Anthony-rb8ib
    @Anthony-rb8ib 14 днів тому +7

    Imagine if the lift hill played "friends on the other side" and the song gets more intense as you get to the top. That would have been an addition worthy of replacing Splash Mountain.

  • @Mr17051963
    @Mr17051963 20 днів тому +61

    Splash Mountain had a better storytelling, for sure. And more Animatronics. And was more fun, had more color and a real sense of “Adventure”. Princess Tiana deserved a really new ride and not just a sort of makeover. Well, just my opinion. I have 50 years visiting WDW once a year and I think there are some attractions that You can label as “classics”. Pirates, Mansion, Big Thunder, etc… Splash Mountain, for me, had that status. It was a classic! You can improve, add new effects, do such things, but never get rid of them. But, again, It’s just an opinion from an old (and I mean it) Disney fan. Have fun, folks! ✌️

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      In a way, I think this is more insulting than Splash Mountain was.

    • @Katesaprincess
      @Katesaprincess 8 днів тому

      Splash isn’t a classic to me.😭 I never thought of it as that big of a deal. I’ve never even heard others thinking of it like that until recently because everyone thinks they’re fighting wokeness or something by keeping a ride that was falling apart and old with a story most people haven’t heard of and people are offended by.🙄 Why would they keep that?

  • @tommiller4895
    @tommiller4895 18 днів тому +9

    Even if Tiana's Bayou Adventures is the greatest ride ever, there is no reason that Disney couldn't have built this a as a brand new attraction and left Splash Mountain alone. P.S. I have been to the Louisiana Bayou and don't recall a Mountain.

  • @QuentrixMovies
    @QuentrixMovies 20 днів тому +24

    I think The Rescuers would have been a much better fit story/theme wise. Why? Because it's an actual "bayou adventure!" It even has the same imagery as Splash Mountain: swamp critters, alligators, caves, a riverboat. It's too bad Disney only builds rides based on merch sales.

    • @nelly5500
      @nelly5500 17 днів тому +6

      I never would have thought about that! An attraction based off The Rescuers would be phenomenal. Why didn't they use that as a retheme? They could have also reused the steamboat for it, especially since it was Madam Medusa's "lair" in a way.

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      I think the Rescuers was originally one of the ideas? In any case, it was a current year executive's pet project which garnered plenty of press--so even though Disney walked back a bunch of Chapek decisions, this one was going to happen come hell-or-high-water.
      If it wasn't so mediocre, it would've been a good hit that they desperately needed.

    • @QuentrixMovies
      @QuentrixMovies 14 днів тому +2

      @@PreferredCustomer Really? I can't see modern Disney considering a Rescuers ride when it's a more obscure movie. Maybe back in the 80s when it was newer.

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 10 днів тому

      Disney doesn't remember they even made that movie. The sequel bombed and they basically scrapped any mention of it.

  • @emmybeal
    @emmybeal 17 днів тому +7

    so disappointedddd it just doesn’t scream princess and the frog, with all the missing characters and random storyline. it took me awhile to realize we shrunk, and there was no adrenaline buildup before the drop!! whyyyy disney, tiana deserves better

  • @monkeysareswag4381
    @monkeysareswag4381 21 день тому +91

    this is so incredibly cheap

  • @NostalgictotheMax
    @NostalgictotheMax 21 день тому +27

    So much dead space and wasted potential with no plot. This reminds me of a Sofia the First episode where she needs a princess to help her with her small task

    • @jukesy1992
      @jukesy1992 19 днів тому +1

      I really enjoyed Sofia The First as a series, I gotta admit. The songs in that show were more bangers than missers, especially stuff like My Evil Dreams.

    • @NostalgictotheMax
      @NostalgictotheMax 18 днів тому

      @@jukesy1992 agreed! The show was very cute

    • @jukesy1992
      @jukesy1992 18 днів тому

      @@NostalgictotheMax I actually think the final season finale was really special, so many great callbacks and amazing resolutions. This is supposed to be a Disney JR show yet it actually felt so rewarding. I still need to go through Elena of Avalor at some point.

  • @wewillalleatglass
    @wewillalleatglass 19 днів тому +17

    Man i had no idea Disney was so scared to use Voodoo, maybe they shouldnt have made a ride based on a property whose whole thing is VOODOO!?! I think it wouldve been super cool if instead of the frog section have Dr. Facilier pop up and say like "My Friends and I dont think youll be making it to that little party" and have the frog section be us escaping Facilier and his Friends. I love a kinda scary section in a Disney ride especially if the source material has spooky elements i mean Pirates scared me as a kid and i literally refused to ride Haunted Mansion until i was a teenager cause the thought of it scared me and now those are my favorite theme park rides of all time. now all that said i dont think the ride is terrible but if Tony Baxter walks out on the project halfway through i think its proof this reskin was DOA.

    • @friedchicken4735
      @friedchicken4735 15 днів тому +2

      I don't understand Disney they are "scared" of racism and insensitivity but had and have no problem making movies that represented those things. Mine you PATF was made in 09 but 14 years later they want to pretend the voodoo aspect doesn't exist. Same reason they had no issues making Pocahontas but because of the colonization and white savior aspect she's barely in anything.
      WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THESE TYPES OF MOVIES THEN?

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +2

      Why even mention Voodoo? Just hint that it's some kind of sinister dark magic and leave it be. You could even create a new side-villian for that if you wanted?
      Disney still has Tom Sawyer island with its references to "1njun Joe," so it's not so much racism as it is being scared of common popular accusations.

    • @Ihatenamehandles
      @Ihatenamehandles 13 днів тому

      ​@@friedchicken4735Because today's culture is so sanitized, that an ethnic character in a 2000s show or a movie with a black princess is the same as the Censored 11.

  • @user-rr5ey7pv7c
    @user-rr5ey7pv7c 20 днів тому +63

    RESTORE SPLASH MOUNTAIN

  • @eponnee
    @eponnee 16 днів тому +8

    I noticed so many signs dotted around the ride to explain what area you are in or whats going on, it shows how weak the story telling is if they have to do this.

  • @douglaswild3852
    @douglaswild3852 20 днів тому +34

    Disney is getting THE WORST press on this ride!! They better do something FAST to try get some positive press. Yikes!!

    • @DMando04
      @DMando04 20 днів тому

      The only positive press they will get is from all the "influencer" shills

    • @kathleendonzelli3181
      @kathleendonzelli3181 19 днів тому +9

      And it is well deserved

    • @asudevil316
      @asudevil316 18 днів тому

      Might want to join the real world, it disagrees with you

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      @@asudevil316 I dunno, I did a search on something called the "Internet." At best, the online reaction seems only only be 1 in favor (Themeparkinsider) vs 2 against (Insidethemagic and Thatparkplace) with a lot more negative examples being cited on the more critical side.

  • @hexkobold9814
    @hexkobold9814 20 днів тому +18

    Seems weird that the cars just race through the party scene at regular speed. It feels like there's not enough time to take that part in, whereas the rest of the ride feels so empty.

    • @Katesaprincess
      @Katesaprincess 8 днів тому

      Splash was the same the biggest part was at the end

    • @hexkobold9814
      @hexkobold9814 8 днів тому

      @@Katesaprincess Right, but it was a lot less detailed. It was just a bunch of animals singing on a river boat. Tiana's had a lot more going on that fans of the movie would probably like to have time to see

    • @Katesaprincess
      @Katesaprincess 8 днів тому

      @@hexkobold9814 there is a lot going on. There’s so many details on this ride but it’s not captured on video I think. There’s a lot of parts of this that have empty space where splash had stuff BUT there’s a lot of empty space on splash where this ride has stuff. Also the lift hill was just dark on splash so they added the lights without taking away anything.

  • @DrewtheDisneyDude
    @DrewtheDisneyDude 21 день тому +32

    Thanks for including me in this one!

  • @leewebb7
    @leewebb7 20 днів тому +20

    Think of all the cool animatronics they took out of the great movie ride......just to replace it with a big empty building with screens

    • @SaraW-ue3oz
      @SaraW-ue3oz 19 днів тому +1

      EXACTLY!!!

    • @haileyguynes2982
      @haileyguynes2982 19 днів тому

      Was looking for this comment!!

    • @leewebb7
      @leewebb7 19 днів тому +2

      @haileyguynes2982 it's true!!...all those cool sets too!!!....I wish they wouldn't rely so much on projectors.

  • @steveg7685
    @steveg7685 20 днів тому +64

    You absolutely NAILED it with this review. Why are so many other Disney vloggers seeing this ride through such rose tinted glasses? Is it because they wanted to like it so bad?

    • @sacrosby
      @sacrosby 20 днів тому +18

      Shilling

    • @dr.winstonsmith
      @dr.winstonsmith 19 днів тому +14

      They’re paid off.

    • @asudevil316
      @asudevil316 18 днів тому +1

      Yeah how dare people have opinions who disagree with the incel who made this video

    • @thomasw178
      @thomasw178 14 днів тому +2

      Investment bias. If you put so much energy into wanting to like something, if it doesn't deliver, it's difficult to force a change of opinion.
      Also, vacation vloggers generate more revenue and followers by having positive experiences people can live through. Vicarious positivity is profitable.

    • @asudevil316
      @asudevil316 14 днів тому

      @@thomasw178 or....people actually like it. Crazy that someone can have a different opinion than you.

  • @almagott
    @almagott 17 днів тому +5

    Disney you should release a new version of "Song of the South" film, without the racism. This keeps the songs, keeps the fun animal characters, piques curiosity to see it, and you can relaunch Splash Mountain by updating its animatronics. Easy Peasy.
    You destroy a beloved beloved ride and kill the essence of Princess and the Frog by making a "Dora the explorer: The ride without adventure"

  • @megane.1073
    @megane.1073 21 день тому +79

    It seems like a whole ride just to sell beignets

    • @LiquidJ619
      @LiquidJ619 19 днів тому +4

      Haha...you're right. I did want a beignet after watching the ride footage.

    • @megane.1073
      @megane.1073 19 днів тому +1

      @LiquidJ619 there's a pile of them at the top of the lift hill. They look so good on camera lol

    • @viaxxl
      @viaxxl 18 днів тому

      And online tickets for the ride

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +1

      Just go to EPCOT and eat one after the Ratatouille ride. Better experience.

    • @LCLand
      @LCLand 14 днів тому +2

      Hmmm. And I’m in the minority that thinks donuts are, indeed, better 😮 🫠

  • @HaydenToyHQ
    @HaydenToyHQ 16 днів тому +5

    The first Luis animatronic at the start of the ride is already brocken on the mouth and the eyes

  • @DrStarlander
    @DrStarlander 21 день тому +28

    If Disney can re-name Madame Odie as a bayou fairy godmother instead of voodoo queen, then instead of totally abandoning Dr. Facilier due to voodoo connection, Disney should just evolve the character to be a charlatan, schemer, illusionist...whatever is needed. Don't mention voodoo. But keep this fantastic villain character, he's one of the very best and will be helpful in any future Tiana content, including hinting at him (shadow projections, evil laugh) in this attraction.

    • @DrWarbird
      @DrWarbird 20 днів тому +1

      Or they could stop hiring woke nuts and just keep the voodoo.

    • @dr.winstonsmith
      @dr.winstonsmith 19 днів тому +2

      Exactly, just don’t use the word voodoo and use another word in its place. Magic (good and evil) is a key element of Disney storytelling.

    • @calebray1834
      @calebray1834 17 днів тому +1

      Or just the usual evil sorcerer.

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ 10 днів тому +1

      Voodoo voodoo voodoo. I said it three times. Nothing happened. Why are you people so scared of a word? Madame Odie being a Voodoo Queen is freaking amazing.

  • @andresbarrera8726
    @andresbarrera8726 21 день тому +99

    Bring splash back. Wasted time and money

    • @oceans6195
      @oceans6195 21 день тому +24

      I'm with you!! bring splash mountain back💯💯👍👍👍 I want my splash mountain back NOW.

    • @davidmacias741
      @davidmacias741 18 днів тому +2

      The Magic King dumb!

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому +1

      Pretty sure they won't bring it back--but they *should* add some more color and life to the existing version. No Prince? No variety of bayou animals? No fantastic villian who makes guests feel like they "escaped" and adds tension to the ending? Not even that Southern bubbleheaded lady who chirps on about her Big Daddy?

  • @dannygrau2983
    @dannygrau2983 19 днів тому +15

    The worst Disney mistake would be the NBA experience replacing Disney Quest. But I guess that's a whole different story. 😂

  • @TPLS2
    @TPLS2 17 днів тому +5

    Damn imagine being the original creator/ imagineer of something and then they bring you in to replace the entire ride, sounds like they didn’t let him have any creative freedom when he saw how stupid the rules they would have put on him. No wonder this dude left mid project. They probably gave him zero creativity freedom, on top of making him destroy what he once made. Sounds like a nightmare as a creator/ imagineer.

  • @delcodave
    @delcodave 20 днів тому +33

    at the very end, the entire boat should sing zip-a-dee-doo-dah at the top of their lungs. every bost should do this. it will be legendary

  • @barrygerenski6259
    @barrygerenski6259 21 день тому +18

    They did this to appease the masses that were offended by splash. Also I don’t like that a ride like this a virtual que or fast pass pay

    • @DrWarbird
      @DrWarbird 20 днів тому +15

      Masses weren't offended by Splash. Just a few woke idiots were who didn't appreciate the Oscar winning Black folklore.

    • @dr.winstonsmith
      @dr.winstonsmith 19 днів тому +9

      @@DrWarbirdThis. Splash was actually based on black folklore. Disney could have updated the ride to reflect its literary roots but that was too much trouble for them I guess.

    • @danieldietrich9969
      @danieldietrich9969 18 днів тому +7

      ​@@dr.winstonsmithYep, they replaced a ride based on African Folklore, with a ride based on a story written by a couple of white guys.

    • @viaxxl
      @viaxxl 18 днів тому +5

      The masses? More like 6 people that never stepped foot into the park

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      All this still wouldn't be a problem if the ride weren't so bland and forgettable.
      Karma at work, I guess.

  • @worldsgreatestdude1784
    @worldsgreatestdude1784 20 днів тому +11

    I don’t know anything about the movie, but the ride looked horrendous. To be honest, considering how upset I was with splash closing, I’m glad that I don’t like this ride. Really lazy do over of a ride that should’ve never left. I’m probably skipping this ride in future visits. The scenes look like they just did the bare minimum and the animatronics look really boring. The audio animatronics on splash were better. They did absolutely nothing well in this ride. Makes me really want to sing zip a dee do dah on the ride or in front of the ride. Except I can’t sing. The best part of the ride from the POV seemed to be getting off. Doesn’t look good. I don’t think reviews are going to be very good and I’m probably not the only one who wants this ride to close already.

  • @TheBitBlock
    @TheBitBlock 20 днів тому +49

    What a boring ride. They ruined it.

  • @KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved
    @KnottsBear-yTalesPreserved 21 день тому +23

    Needs the Dr.

  • @leewebb7
    @leewebb7 20 днів тому +11

    Yes it is a bad attraction......

  • @bunnymomjulie6719
    @bunnymomjulie6719 20 днів тому +14

    I simply cannot believe they did not reuse the showboat from America Sings. It would have fit in perfectly.
    At this point, the only historical/easter egg reference to Splash is Louis' big behind sticking up instead of Br'er Bear's hanging from the snare trap (unless someone else finds something).

    • @danieldietrich9969
      @danieldietrich9969 18 днів тому +1

      There's some tiny wooden carvings in the line, of a bear, a fox, and a rabbit.

    • @bunnymomjulie6719
      @bunnymomjulie6719 18 днів тому +1

      @@danieldietrich9969 where did you see that? Just wondering.

  • @MisterMonsterMan
    @MisterMonsterMan 21 день тому +25

    At the end of the day, they destroyed something great and legendary and replaced it with something mid level with a Disneyesque politicization wrapped in to boot. Of course the public isnt going to be positive on this. Im available for consultancy Disney!

    • @robotm99
      @robotm99 19 днів тому +1

      perfectly representative of modern disney, dunno why anyone would've expected differently.

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому

      FIRE bob!!!

  • @padawansari
    @padawansari 21 день тому +27

    So sad it didnt live up to the expectations that they created, and so sad that with such a good oportunity they missed the ball big time! Tiana and the movie deserve and amazing ride created for it specifically! Hopefully we can get it in the future :/

  • @liamcollinson5695
    @liamcollinson5695 21 день тому +12

    Imo mission breakout sucks and doesn't match the area like the tower of terror did Disney should of just gave guardians of the galaxy and princess and the frog they own ground up rides instead of these tacky rethemes

  • @lexis4490
    @lexis4490 16 днів тому +4

    If they didn't want to be associated with Voodoo, then don't do it. The villain in the Princess in the Frog is great!

  • @therealventures
    @therealventures 21 день тому +19

    9:28 mouth work no more :(

  • @mholme17
    @mholme17 21 день тому +29

    Well we finaly found out what happened to the purple roadway signs. They are hanging from tianas. This ride is souless. I feel personally hurt

  • @Shuggi849
    @Shuggi849 21 день тому +19

    Maybe for anyone that hasn't ridden splash but it's a disappointment! 50 animitronics of Tiana don't make it good,I love that Coco is playing drums at the end! Surprised there isn't some spare Galactic star cruiser stuff😂

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому

      We had better animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese and Show Biz Pizza!!! And that was 40+ years ago!!!

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      Okay, seeing a collection of disused Disney junk at the end would have been funny.

  • @lifequest7453
    @lifequest7453 20 днів тому +8

    when considering what di$ney has done up to this point and then seeing THIS, the obvious conclusion is this...........
    di$ney is cutting everything. They dont care what you think, the next gen of guests who dont know better will accept this crap.
    Dont know if it can ever get better under present management, but dont hold your breath.
    The parks are on a severe downward trend and it won't come back.

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      It could almost certainly come back, but demand has to warrant it. As long as the guests keep flocking to support mediocrity, you'll get that--and then some.
      This might see some changes purely due to crowd capacity influence and merch sales. If no one is waiting in line for this, then all those park goers who would have been waiting are just going to clog up everything else, including the pathways. That might convince Disney to put in the effort to spruce this up to an attraction worth waiting.

  • @jimt9245
    @jimt9245 18 днів тому +4

    Story first - Technology second. This is like a not fully formed band. Yes it may have a few shiny instruments, but it is missing a harmony and several additional band members.
    Your POV is better than the one released by Disney.

  • @dhi1145
    @dhi1145 20 днів тому +6

    The first and easiest change they need to make is swapping out the background music for stuff that doesn’t have lyrics. Characters shouldn’t be talking while their songs play in the background it’s distracting.

  • @jtmann2002
    @jtmann2002 19 днів тому +7

    Why is there so much empty space?!!

  • @kev5621
    @kev5621 20 днів тому +17

    There are no mountains in the bayou. Can’t wait to walk past this ride

  • @moirad3895
    @moirad3895 20 днів тому +5

    Louis mouth didn’t even move!!!!! 🤣

  • @jaggerguth4391
    @jaggerguth4391 20 днів тому +6

    20:48 There's actually kinda of a missed Opportunity to have the Three hillbilly hunters show up as the main villains instead of Dr. Facilier. Let me explain:
    First of all, since your goal was collecting "Critters musicians" for the Festival, It seems natural to have the Hunters show up as Threatening, yet comical antagonists trying to hunt down these critters down and interfering your progress. They can easily fill up all the empty spaces within the ride with their insane antics trying the catch the critters with little to no results.
    Secondly, They are perfect analogues for B'rer Fox and B'rer Bear as they too are Comical Hunters who are trying the catch and eat a Critter which in this case is the Cleverly-witted B'rer Rabbit.
    And finally, In the final drop, rather than have Mama Odie basically preparing you for the final drop, you instead have the Hunters pointing their shotguns at you since your were turned into a frog by that point before Mama Odie shows up and save your butt.

  • @diesel104
    @diesel104 21 день тому +8

    Man, seems like there are several people who do not like this new ride.

  • @lilahrosenbaum
    @lilahrosenbaum 20 днів тому +6

    The no vodoo on the ride is definitely so people don’t get mad about it as cultural appropriation, etc. It’s ok in shows and parades because they always can always pull/change it.

    • @Renee5322
      @Renee5322 17 днів тому +1

      Yeah, but in the end, when you play it safe I think you're going to have even more hate and negativity than if they had just put it in. People keep saying the ride is n't suspenseful enough and I agree. Putting voodoo in would offend a small minority, yes, but leaving it out and playing safe offends the vast majority.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 16 днів тому +4

    If they wanted to stay away from the voodoo stuff for lord knows what stupid reasons then why in the world did they make a princess and the frog ride in the first place!?

  • @veritassumma5728
    @veritassumma5728 20 днів тому +16

    didn't louisiana salt mines use slaves?

    • @OctogonalLeonardo
      @OctogonalLeonardo 8 днів тому +1

      I live in Louisiana, and knowing some of the history of it probably yes. We were the reason the civil war started.

  • @amandar5139
    @amandar5139 21 день тому +22

    Im a huge splash mountain fan and an even bigger princess and the frog fan. I didnt care how they changed the ride because i understand change. But i was really hoping they would gut and complely redo EVERYTHING about the original ride track/log flumes. It was always broken down, i got evacuated from it twice and once during mnsshp we rode it in complete silence none of the animatronics were making a sound and no soundtrack was playing. Super creepy but sad to see that the wdw splash seemed to not get taken care of. These problems wont go away just because they made it pretty and added great animatronics.

    • @danieldietrich9969
      @danieldietrich9969 18 днів тому

      ​@@tbgtabiasBruh...

    • @tmapes1989
      @tmapes1989 18 днів тому

      We had better animatronics at Chuck E. Cheese and Show Biz Pizza!!! And that was 40+ years ago!!!

  • @moirad3895
    @moirad3895 20 днів тому +10

    I laughed so hard at vagisil 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @magicfinder32
    @magicfinder32 9 днів тому +2

    It’s the new “Journey Into A Lack of Imagination Ride”!

  • @tylerlightman
    @tylerlightman 18 днів тому +3

    I they should have dedicated a whole new attraction to Tiana's Bayou Adventure. The mountains, rockwork, and waterfalls dont align with a traditional Bayou

  • @vectorwolf
    @vectorwolf 20 днів тому +4

    I think people forget that the only reason Splash had so many random animatronics is just because thwy were all salvaged from America Sings. If they would have built Splash originally without that shortcut, it would have had a fraction of the characters and almost certainly would have leaned on cutouts and static figures like Alice. Tiana's had to build every single figure, no shortcuts this time.
    That said, I do think the story is very thin, and would have liked to see Dr. Facilier, myself. I think the number of animatronics and look of the ride is fine, it's the narrative that needs help.

    • @parasiteprincess3923
      @parasiteprincess3923 17 днів тому +1

      Disney has exponentially more resources now than they did when they first build Splash Mountain in 1989, I feel like a few more animatronics isn't an out of pocket request.

    • @vectorwolf
      @vectorwolf 17 днів тому

      @@parasiteprincess3923 Yes... and no.
      The *corporation* is rolling in dough. They seem excessively averse to spending it on their parks to the degree they need to.
      Epic is coming next year... guess we'll see what happens when Disney takes a roundhouse punch to the bottom line, because they sure missed the chance to be proactive in response.

  • @jasonklee2583
    @jasonklee2583 20 днів тому +5

    Wow, the guy is actually making sense for once. Didn’t go to the pixie dusty route & shill this boring horrendous ride like all the rest of the YT content creators living in Orlando. Makes valid point, unfortunately, it’s just not a good ride. You can go to AK and ride Navi’s journey. Basically the same ride lol.

  • @TheKaimanguy
    @TheKaimanguy 21 день тому +9

    It was hard to tell which music was part of the ride and which was added in editing.

  • @DisneyGator
    @DisneyGator 18 днів тому +3

    Splash Mt: take the movie and make into a ride, complete with "don't throw me in the briar patch.". Art at its finest.
    Tiana's: take the movie, flush it, create a new lame story, miss the chance to fall into "I've got friends on the other side." Ehhhh
    Took it from a Home Run to maybe a double or triple. Still good, but missing all the elements that made it awesome.

  • @lonesoul663
    @lonesoul663 18 днів тому +3

    I will wear my headphones and play zipadeedoodah while on this ride. Same with the Space Mountain theme playing over the Star Wars theme.

  • @nylaandrew
    @nylaandrew 20 днів тому +5

    They destroyed a great ride for this?

  • @kirk8321
    @kirk8321 18 днів тому +2

    "Disney didn't really want anything to do with voodoo" cracked me up. Similar to the watering down of Pirates. Looks like Small World level of intensity with the thrill ride final drop. Strange pairing.

  • @lachlanmaheux3408
    @lachlanmaheux3408 19 днів тому +5

    I'll never be able to experience Splash Mountain again, unless i fly to Tokyo.

    • @A_A610
      @A_A610 19 днів тому +2

      Worth the trip, Tokyo is actually still run to the standards Disney used to be known for.

    • @PreferredCustomer
      @PreferredCustomer 15 днів тому

      Cheaper in the country, too.

    • @lachlanmaheux3408
      @lachlanmaheux3408 7 днів тому

      @@A_A610 I know.

    • @lachlanmaheux3408
      @lachlanmaheux3408 7 днів тому

      ​@@PreferredCustomer Yep.

  • @mathewevans9706
    @mathewevans9706 19 днів тому +4

    Typical Post-Eisner Disney. This should've been a slam dunk change over, but they fumbled the ball by not loosening the purse strings and running away from great material. The build to the big drop in Splash has more impact cause of the spooky music, the creaking ambience like a gallows walk and the buzzards taunting you. Here it's just a nothing tunnel with Mama Odie cause I guess we should change you back from a frog? Imagine instead if they had used Facilier, and then you have a rendition of Friends on the Other Side rumbling in the tunnel, Petro masks glaring you down. Then as you reach the top, Facilier asks if you're ready before you take the plunge.
    It's watching this slide in quality and attention to detail that drives me to want create my own theme park, anyone got a few million they're willing to invest? :D

    • @griffithadams9232
      @griffithadams9232 10 днів тому

      Agreed, I’m not opposed to a reimagining but like you said this should’ve been an easy slam dunk and could’ve been a much needed victory for WDI. But 😪

  • @swa7169
    @swa7169 19 днів тому +3

    I visited back in 2006 when Expedition Everest was in previews, and the Yeti was fully functional. The finale on that ride was AMAZING!!! JAW-DROPPING. But the Yeti has been broken for 18 years, and, instead of fixing it, we get...this.
    This. This is what we get.

    • @castallyourspells5330
      @castallyourspells5330 18 днів тому +2

      They would likely have fixed the yeti if they safely could have but he's a load bearing yeti that would also are the structure more and more unstable as he operated

  • @margarethanson8330
    @margarethanson8330 13 днів тому +1

    When the Imagineers replaced the magnificent fountain at EPCOT and replaced it with a squashed planter, I knew that this ride was doomed to be less than expected.

  • @garyshiozaki3016
    @garyshiozaki3016 21 день тому +5

    Burbank...we have a problem!!!

  • @CrazyManhog
    @CrazyManhog 21 день тому +7

    6:26 You can see that they kept same scratched up log