"oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?" and Jotaro line; "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"
@@alex.g7317 You can fix that by watching more wholesome videos. UA-cam is not terrible to me. It's an impartial algorithm. You ask, it gives. Be mindful what you search for.
This isn't really a masterpiece just a cute entertaining short video, how low is your standard to throw the word masterpiece in every video you enjoy? Do you even know what masterpiece even means ?
Imagine everyone having a desk weasel - a weasel that just happens to live on your desk and nowhere else but your desk.That's a world I want to live in.
This is the first time I prefer a cute animal video with music instead of without. It just makes the video feel like a memory somehow which makes it more wholesome. Maybe I'm saying nonsense but this is how I feel. Love that lil weasel
That is the most adorable video I've ever seen. I'm not sure if Ozzie still alive this was a long time ago. But I know that you gave him a wonderful life and I'm sure he cherished every moment like you did. May Ozzy rest in peace.
Day *unknown* of quarantine, the daily activities are now boring, i have resorted to watching my recommended. This video pleases me. Still waiting for ths local bar to open.
Y'all thinking the man still giving likes...y'all dont know that the weasel is in charge of the mouse now after defeating hand. Weasel distributes the likes now
Was directed here from yet another Mr.beast drama video. I forgot why I cared about the drama in the first place cause a fuzzy doom noodle waged a one-weasel war on some fingers and it was a lot more interesting, time well spent.
Brie Larson has a really dry humour, plus she's an introvert, so it's difficult for her to be a social butterfly, sorry she's not up to your standards. Give her a break already. This joke is old.
@Ruben O. The only person who needs to grow up is you. Watch her other interviews, for example the one she made for buzzfeed with the puppies. She is a really sweet person, actually. Some people can't see that through her ''shield''. Oh well, you can think what you want, I guess. However, you should be more forgiving, because people make mistakes, and you're human, you make mistakes too.
@@panickedhispanic5933 Well, it was just one interview she was like that, we don't know whether she just had a really bad day that day or something, but people are unforgiving and repeat what she said over and over on the internet which is really unfair
Well, since I hope he'll see the comments, I'd like to say him from all of us that we all miss Ozzy and he'll live on forever in all of our 26 million hearts and counting
Human brains cannot understand cuteness, so it resorts to a primal instinct of hugging/grabbing cute things in order to crush them to make them stop being cute....sorry
UA-cam: Here’s a weasel on a desk
Me: Say no more
Polarb_19 S yup lmao pretty much
JAJAJAJAHJAJA
Boom 17 million views!
Scarily accurate.
i don't think you know how the joke works
He moves so fast he looks like a cartoon character
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
Mate he just looks like a weasel
I am weasel!!!
@@javongraham3076 i haven't heard that name ever since i left middle school
Video is sped up
Hand: "slightly moves"
Weasel: "Are you challenging me"
"oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?" and Jotaro line; "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer"
Ho ho then come as close as you like
"So you have choosen Death"
Why are you gay?
@@alesiodeda8079 no u
I got recommended this 11 years later and now my life is finally complete.
This man is a legend for liking the comments 6 years later
...my god he did it again...
we will never know the original message
:O now hes a fairy tail :O
Incredible content, I can see why
Didn’t realise this was 6 years old until I saw this comment. Probably rip ozzy
Hand: "slightly moves"
Weasel: "Finally, a worthy opponent..."
Our playtime will be legendary
"Skadoosh!" 😂
"Are you approaching me?"
@@andreaanselmo7170 Ozzy: "I can't snuggle the shit out of you without getting closer."
@@aemolle02 r/UnexpectedJoJo
Hand: Moves
Ozzy: *Peace was never an option.*
*bfg division starts playing*
Funny.
*nice pfp*
Casper
Hand: But, Erik, we are friends.
Ozzy: Weasel and proud!!!
Casper LMAOOOOO
this is a lot better than the mrbeast drama, thank you jack
Finger: *Moves*
Weasel: So you have chosen death
Force Br no
dogger nation yes
FasToni no
@@Zman0434 yes
Jhonny Julca >:0
UA-cam: "Psst, hey buddy, you wanna see a desk weasel?"
Me: "Boy, do I ever!"
OF COURSE I DO!!!!!
LOL
shut up
bruh i-
😂
😂😂😂
Others losing an online match: "LAG!!"
Him: "weasel!"
bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guy:Bruh you suck
This guy:oh sorry my weasel is being annoying
Guy:Understandable have a nice day
Anyone who's owned a ferret knows of a mid game toe bite.
@@Jojo-sh7xp Other Guy: Nah you can't weasel yourself out of this!
@@malewalrus877 I know that feeling all too well. I had at least 3 of the buggers and they all hated my toes. Especially during a game
A weasel is an essential part of a PC setup.
But where do you click?
@ on the WEASEL!
@@alex.g7317 Right ear and left ear?
@ sure, but i personally hold it the otherway round - right cheek and left cheek.
@@alex.g7317 Well at least the user interface for the scroll wheel is obviously the belly.
_UA-cam suggestions: gaming, politics, desk weasel_
I'll take the desk weasel
You have chosen wisely. You have gained +5 stamina, +5 will to live, -10 depression.
Agreed! 😂
MetFanMac excellent response!🤙🏼❤️
I'll take politics
@@lucienmaster7194 you know ozzy is kind of a politician himself.
*Lifts finger by 0.1° degrees*
"Finally, a worthy opponent! Our Battle will be Legendary!"
0000000000000.1° = 0.1°
*Lifts finger by 6 minutes*
you mean 0.0000000001 😂
@@crow9782 no?
@@kebeiwjwgseywgw5590 yes it does 😂😂😂
Fun fact: this legend really DOES like comments 6 years later.
I’m impressed
Wowee
😂😂
That's because he gets the notifications you idiot...and seeing how popular this video got I'm sure I would do the same
skellyaart Instagram kids with anime profile pics can’t really call people idiots
Someone brought me here, and it was the best decision of the day
Boss: "Why are you watching UA-cam at work" Me: "sir I think we should invest in desk weasels"
Monthly prgress report
Pruductivity down 90%
Reason desk weasel
This is delicious satire.
@@liiillllliiilllliilllliii9461 Worker: I see no problem here
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ozzy: Attack
Fingers move
Ozzy: Shit, retreat, there's 5 of 'em.
attaaaaaack
scarecrow 1000 like
Ink Blue no i am 1000 like
Ink Blue no
Ink Blue i am 1099001 likepø
He looks like hes in fast forward while everything else is in normal speed
Imagine how slowly everything happens from his perspective...
dats because their heartrate is around 500 beats a min son
@@toddhoward5555 thank you for this wise information, senpai howard
@@ma2443 dun mention it foo
@@voiceofexperience like...zoinks...wou
32 million views. This is what UA-cam should be all about.
UA-cam: here have this 6 yr old vid of a desk weasel.
Me: ...... I'll take it.
🐿
Same
Same lmao
Lol, very true
Glad to see a person who appreciates true culture in this day and age
Camera guy: Aww, so cute
Ozzy: DEATH AWAITS THEE, MORTAL!
tips on how to kill your productivity.
1. Get a weasel.
its illegal having weasel
@@GeorgeKarala it is?
@@GeorgeKarala where you from?
@@porcelainabyss in georgia but i just googled
GOOGLE :
illegal to keep as a pet weasel
@@GeorgeKarala Welp, I also googled and this guy has special permissions
Seeing this was updated 11 years ago I suspect that you must miss him. I'm glad you shared this with all of us.
None of us searched for this but we’re all grateful.
Yas
Yup
Agreed
Greatful *
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
I would never get any work done.
You still don’t, at least you’d have an excuse.
True
Christopher Santiago Even with out him I would still get absolutely no work done lol.
Nope ur KE of ur fingers is transferred as heat and elastic potential energy
@@moonwalker3144 oh yes, we are creating a super weasel.
My new favorite thing on the internet:
*_desk weasel_*
What about the snake named waffle?
Robert Adams
*sausage noodle
I'd prefer
*dank weasel*
Weasel desk
Lmao
Always love when UA-cam brings me back to one of the CUTEST videos ever, I hope you're living your best life Mr. Desk Person!
Only time UA-cam is being not terrible.😂
@@alex.g7317 You can fix that by watching more wholesome videos. UA-cam is not terrible to me. It's an impartial algorithm. You ask, it gives. Be mindful what you search for.
:So what is our attack strategy?
Ozzy: yes
Guerrilla always works best.
The best defense is attack and the best attack is attack
Leeeeeeroooooooooooyyy..........
Dark_64 only thunder cross split attack can be both at once
@@poggers4392 you know i wasn't serious while i was saying that ?
I wonder if he thinks humans are the slowest animals ever...
Probably
Most definetly
Surely
Yes
Absolutely
This guy is an actual legend he cares about the comments
Wait wtf
Lol
Maybe he miss his ozzy so much
Omg
Temmie • learn English kid
How can you show me this adorable bastard and then be like “disclaimer: a weasel is not a pet, don’t get one”.
No an otter
I feel this on a spiritual level
get a small ferret! c:
Ferrets are like weasels except bigger and lazier
I dunno, cos they're a protected species?
Why is this only just showing up in everyone’s recommendations now after almost 7 years
İts UA-cam Man everthing possible
Because you watch Pauly Shore's podcast.
AbsoluutRecords I don’t have a clue who that is
Because the weasel is dead now and UA-cams celebrating its funeral ⚰️
Excatly!? I didn't realize that weasels were so small and friggin cute!!
Hand: moves
Ozzy: *your free trial of living has ended*
Here, have a reply
Have another
Keegan Harley and another!
Okay fine have one more but your on thin ice buster
Here’s yet another one.
Thanks, Jack.
Teacher: Where's your homework Steve.
Steve: I have a Weasel
Yes
Teacher: Ok sounds good you can leave now.
We have a Hulk
@@joemommapuddin3865 weasel wins via cuteness
Steve: and it was too cute
Steve: so i played with it
Steve: and I couldn't finish my homework
Teacher:...
Steve: blame it not me-
Ozzy’s body: so, which direction do you want to go?
Ozzy’s brain: yes
Marvel Disneyfan ha... Haha
0:41 best example of this lol
@@a_mighty_cookieh3738 Ozzy's body :➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩🔃
I wheezed so hard I scared my rats
Nobody:
Ozzy’s brain inputs: *Terry command*
I'm suddenly acutely aware of my complete lack of a desk weasel.
😄
me too
Looks awesome in a UA-cam video but they're gonna completely demolish your cables in no time, sadly :D
😂
It hurts.
I have always loved how they move like one of those fuzzy worms that are attached by a string that you play with by wrapping it on a pole or a finger.
When your recommendation hits you with a true masterpiece again
I don't know why my home is full of animals... but that's ok, I'm waiting for the next video about bears.
This isn't really a masterpiece just a cute entertaining short video, how low is your standard to throw the word masterpiece in every video you enjoy? Do you even know what masterpiece even means ?
skellyaart Instagram
yes, a comment section without your edge
@@livetochange974 you sound dumb go watch your hentai
@@Ssj7776 why watch it when I can draw it my friend ?
Imagine everyone having a desk weasel - a weasel that just happens to live on your desk and nowhere else but your desk.That's a world I want to live in.
I would get nothing productive done ever... This would be too adorable every time!
Yeah, it’ll watch us wank
I would sell my 4 monitors for that
okay ill take that bargain
this is probably one of the best recommendations youtube has ever gave me
Uncle Sam it’s also the internet and not an essay for english class
Uncle Sam Because that shits annoying asf😂😂 we all get what he was saying so there’s no need to be the grammar police
Hand: *moves*
Weasel: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHI-
Not bad
Not bad
Not bad
Yes good
Not bad
this is by far the best recommended video I've ever had in my 14 years on this platform
14years...
Join data: 2 weeks ago
@@silverek2771 yes indeed a person can have multiple accounts good observation skills
Just go to your other account and add comment there
@@silverek2771and why does he gotta prove anything to you?
@@jeremiahlytle6599 He doesn't have to but can
When hes not on the desk, hes in the coffee supply
And when he is in the coffee supply, he is in the mug 🙂
Bruh
This is the first time I prefer a cute animal video with music instead of without. It just makes the video feel like a memory somehow which makes it more wholesome. Maybe I'm saying nonsense but this is how I feel. Love that lil weasel
I'm pretty sure if you played this in reverse you couldn't tell the difference
Michael Clark ii
Michael Clark maybe it is being played in reverse 😱
Michael Clark he would be walking/running backwards
Miniature Gamer j
I'm not going to spend hundreds of dollars on a desk unless it has every bell and weasel known to man!
Underrated comment
This is quite possibly the best pun I've seen in the internet.
Congratulations.
Ooh. Clever. Very clever.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
… You mean whistle. right?
Got this recommended to me, this is the best thing ever
this man is STILL liking comments, how does he do it
Lmao
Bruh
*m a g i c*
By going to the comments and liking them🤨
@@kel-mu7bv No, there is surely some kind of higher technological force behind it.
"I'm sorry boss, I couldn't do my work because an adorable weasel was nibbling my fingers."
Boss: I understand.
@@Meowsukee Boss: still fired
@@badguydown1819
"Sir my weasel has left a note saying that it has left to search for you"
"You have weird pet names for your wife, Craig."
Landon Marek no.
I'd never get anything done.
id say the same... but i never get anything done either way.
Brad this. me_irl
Burgundy Fonoti ha ha ha ha ha I just died!
should i call the morgue?
Torsk Not sure. It's been three weeks, I think she's rotting by now. Just dig a hole and bury her.
That is the most adorable video I've ever seen. I'm not sure if Ozzie still alive this was a long time ago. But I know that you gave him a wonderful life and I'm sure he cherished every moment like you did. May Ozzy rest in peace.
4h ago
Who else randomly got this on their recommended, And loved every second?
Everyone here.
Brodie Scrase I did!
Basically everyone here
Me! Hes so adorable I cant!!!!
Pretty much how I got here. 😂
i like how this guy is a desk weasel, implying there are weasels for different situations
imagine if this guy made a compilation for all the types of weasels there are
*I'd die.*
I need a Desk Weasel to compliment my Trunk Monkey!
In my experience, there's a weasel for every situation.
Desk weasel in the front
_Party weasel in the back_
Sony “Hang on. I’ve just gotta grab my dress weasel. This ones too casual. He’s wearing little shorts again.”
The flexibility and movement of that little critter is unreal, very cute too
*I wanna shoot itttt* 😀
Yes
It is a fluffy worm.
Yes high energy and flexible Rascal he is ♥️
There are a few species of weasel that have gophers as their prey. Many times their size.
Ozzy just got recommended to me again. 11 years ago, damn. I hope you're having a good day and may 2025 treat you well :3
Day *unknown* of quarantine, the daily activities are now boring, i have resorted to watching my recommended. This video pleases me.
Still waiting for ths local bar to open.
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
I don’t know why UA-cam recommended this to me, but I’m not complaining
Same
That recommendation was so random, yet so impossible to ignore O.o
Thanks UA-cam
Same here
Same
the mouse is chill compared to the weasel
I ser what you did there
It's a trans-mouse
W
T
😂 he is adopted from microsoft
At this very moment, there is nothing I want more than to experience the joy of having a desk weasel.
So cute 🥺
Y'all thinking the man still giving likes...y'all dont know that the weasel is in charge of the mouse now after defeating hand. Weasel distributes the likes now
Rickys philosofy of course
He knows to much
Bois get the "eye exam" ready
LOL
sir im going to have to ask you to step out of the car.
Guy: Puts his fingers on the mouse
Weasel: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Finger: *exists*
Weasel: ASSAULT! ASSAULT!
Σταυρος Κουλαρας beat me to it
That's not a mouse dude it's a weasel
@@OnlyMagoran bruh
@@OnlyMagorando you literally not know what a computer mouse is
"I got a new computer weasel"
"You mean computer mouse?"
"No. I mean weasel"
@The guy from 2021 OK
@@sifsif2725 ok
Underrated 😂
ok
@@michaeladriansuarez3486 ok
Easily one of my favorite videos ever. Needed to see this today after yesterday.
Every desk needs a pencil cup, a notepad, and a weasel.
Actually, scratch the pencil cup and the notepad...
@@getsideways7257 You aren't picturing the weasel hiding in the cup or playing with balled up paper.
@@finnmcool2 Well, you got a point there :)
I want one weasel for my bed..
*I wanna shoot itttt* 😀
Why is he using the mouse instead of the weasel? Clearly the weasel has a better dpi.
This deserves more likes than it has
I surely agree
Lower lifetime
how can dpi be better?
Максим Верхов What even is DPI? Idk what it affects...
Finger: moves
Weasel: so you haven't had enough huh?
Tis but a scratch!
Have at you!
Come at me!
XD good one. That really got me lol
Parry this!
He's definitely more fun than a mouse..and he's also wireless....
Human: aww this weasel is cute af
Ozzy: THIS IS A WAR.
THIS IS SPAARTTTAAA
So you've chosen death!
DEUS VULT!!!!
huh, wow!
This weasel moves so fast like an animated character.
it's a paid actor
You are ssibduck
Right? Small animals perceive time differently
Itachi 😭
May the algorithm bring the world peace as it united us here.
Agreed!
665 likes, who's going to get assraped by Satan?
@@daenite2480 no answer . Aw man
🙌🙌🙌
Was directed here from yet another Mr.beast drama video. I forgot why I cared about the drama in the first place cause a fuzzy doom noodle waged a one-weasel war on some fingers and it was a lot more interesting, time well spent.
Work day summary:
Productivity: -100%
Morale: +300%
Cool Pokemon
Wha the fuck *ARE YOU DOING HERE*
Never really liked normal types if I am gonna be honest
@Mercy The Thicc lifeguard
Mercy
I need healing
It's Furret.
Furret used takedown.
No work was done that day.
SeptemberTwentyThird winnnnnn !!!
my friend no joke found a functioning one of those in a dumpster
SeptemberTwentyThird amen brother
Right!!
This video is still the video I watch when I've had a bad day. ❤
everybody gangsta until a weasel is faster than your internet connection.
Hi
@@nl2759 hello there
@@jakobmakon general kenobi
OOF
Oof 💔😂
That thumb killed his wife
Damn you, Thumb!
+101mythbusters
I KILLED A MAN WITH THIS THUMB!
G_Boy and his middle finger was the accomplice
G_Boy lol
Thumb: *exists*
Ozzy: "Then pay with your blood!"
Hand: *doesn't pet/play with Ozzy*
Ozzy: HALT! You have violated the law!
*draws out his sword*
Ahhhh oblivion references :””)
@@MrLeFluffy1 pay the court a fine or serve your sentence your stolen goods are now forfeit
Aieeeee
Thank you algorithm. I surprisingly needed this, today.
Tiny weasel: Murders finger
27M People: Awwwww
I wonder if these even hurt with those small teeth
My sugar gliders have very small teeth, but when they bite it hurts a decent amount and occasionally draws blood.
His finger probably got a big ouchie
Lol
I cant tell if he is attacking of playing
Me: realizing the video is 7 years old
*Googling weasels lifespan*
Me: sadness activated
NO NO NO STOPPPPP I'M SAD NOW :(
pls no...
The weasel still can be alive like the lifespan of a cat is 10 - 20 but My cat died at 28 years of age
@@ZYZZ_WHEY ozzy is alive!
Google back: how long is pet weasel lifespan
Happy weasel noise
Finger: moves
Weasel: Finally, a worthy opponent....our battle will be legendary
Lmao
LOL 😆😆😆😆
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
The amount of cuteness should be illegal its klilling me!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰
Finger: moves
Weasel: *IDENTIFY YOURSELF*
*Peace was never an option*
I just liked this so that the number of likes wont be 666
I tought every weasel came with a biometric fingerprint scanner
Identify yoursmelf
IDENTIFY YOURSELF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Most intense battle ever. Never seen more retreats, advances, flanking maneuvers and ceasefires in a single battle before. Great vid man.
Fallion
prolific indeed.
Cool battle theme too
He didn't know if he was coming or going
Epic comment man :)
*in a australlian accent
Ozzy's nightly prayer: "Thank you, dear God, for food, shelter and for my nice friend Hand."
Love that!
@@Frisco68 does he still live ? I guess not ?
@@taurohnyt617 4 minutes ago?
@@Emu_Playz 1 hour ago?
its adorable
Been going through a rough time the last week. This genuinely made me smile for a bit. Thank you, so cute. ☺️
Finger: moves
Weasel: is that like a personal attack or something
Brie Larson has a really dry humour, plus she's an introvert, so it's difficult for her to be a social butterfly, sorry she's not up to your standards. Give her a break already. This joke is old.
@Ruben O. The only person who needs to grow up is you. Watch her other interviews, for example the one she made for buzzfeed with the puppies. She is a really sweet person, actually. Some people can't see that through her ''shield''. Oh well, you can think what you want, I guess. However, you should be more forgiving, because people make mistakes, and you're human, you make mistakes too.
It's not easy to be constantly in the spotlight. Some people take it easier than others.
@@ES11777 lol I didn't even know who started the meme I just thought it fits the vid but she sounds very unpleasant to be around
@@panickedhispanic5933 Well, it was just one interview she was like that, we don't know whether she just had a really bad day that day or something, but people are unforgiving and repeat what she said over and over on the internet which is really unfair
There's a reason god made him tiny, we'd all be dead.
Big brain
Well im glad im lookin like a snack but i figured it would’ve been in a different sense
Death by cuteness ❤️❤️
God always used in nature, but you dont use God when someone molested somebody or kills somebody in life.
@@debravalreyes2033 True this
Well, since I hope he'll see the comments,
I'd like to say him from all of us that we all miss Ozzy and he'll live on forever in all of our 26 million hearts and counting
Killer Racoon wait wdym, don’t tell me he’s dead
trxnqvility sux The vid is 6 years old
Headset Squirrel okay true but still ☹️
It's sad when you realise it's a 6 year old vid :'(
His last video of ozzy was 3 years ago
I learned today that weasels are not the size of possums, and this is the first video I've ever seen of one. It's a good day :-)
When you challenge the Final Boss without any equipment
That human is gonna have a hard time tryna beat the Chad of a weasel
I think it's other way around,the human hand shall dominate the weasel.
Roodnell Jeannot nahhhhh
Yes.
Look at the strength of that hand!
I finally found the final piece of hardware for my gaming setup
Improves your aming in CS GO by 99%.
White Rabbit it also gives you a high chance of getting legendary skins
Yes, it is also vr compatible
70 FPS
Goomba Gamer or unusual hats
Me: "Why brain just why"
Brain: "Cute mammal"
Fluff noodle
Ferret walking. Ah no wrong animal
So the brain is talking in third person about him talking to himself. nice
Human brains cannot understand cuteness, so it resorts to a primal instinct of hugging/grabbing cute things in order to crush them to make them stop being cute....sorry
The Senate ...
I am so happy to have found this! Thank you for sharing. We all need a desk weasel.❤
Don't lie, this is what you need during quarantine.
Exactly
No
Weed
My dealers still going fuck quarantine i go out all time and spit on people and licck them now they have covid 99
Arcane Serein EXACTLY HOW U GUESS?
The assassination of the thumb was nearly a success, but his finger friends were too stronk
You can't kills a finger you idiiot, and he was just playing with his hand why you always think negative
skellyaart Instagram
It's a joke, moron :I
@@shosu5486 oh okay thanks for telling me, fkn dog lover
@@livetochange974 jesus somebody got dropped at birth
but ok fkn anime lover
@skellyaart Instagram, r/wooooooosh
Nobody:
The weasel:⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️↕️↔️↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃
Fav comment
He is trying to activate the Gta tricks
So you have to repeat the motion
Where's our Untitled Weasel Game?
This is harder to remember then the Konami code.