i feel like they do this so they slowly weaken the prey and then eventually it dies , so they run away and hide in a spot where the prey cant fight back
@@keithmilburn4866 1. a wolverine is still the size of a medium dog at most which really isn't that big in the grand scheme of things 2. a wolverine is the largest (terrestrial) mustelid, this is like yelling at someone for saying rabbits are cute and small when there's flemish giant rabbits. or for calling rodents small when there's capybaras. 3. most mustelids are small, generally speaking, and especially those in the weasel family which is the context of this video it's not ignorance, and you're being extremely rude for no reason and making assumptions about a very generalized and harmless comment. it's especially not ignorance when i don't think a lot of average people even know a wolverine is a mustelid, it's not really a required part of a school curriculum. you should be less pedantic and act nicer to people so you don't come off as such a jerk.
I would be so afraid to lose him! I’m already scared my hamster will run away when I handle her and she’s super slow compared to this little ball of energy!
that was both the cutest and funniest video ive seen in some time. love how he poped his lil head up from behind the pillow to see if it was safe to pounce lololol
silverbullet It’s all cute fun and games until it’s latched onto the back of a bunny 🐇 and chewing through its spine 😖😣😳! Weasels could prey on lions if they would grow as big as medium sized dogs lol.
Numi Lariel. You do know why the weasel does this skipping hopping action don't you?. It distracts its prey!!!. Believe it or not but this action will literally hypnotize a rabbit so the weasel can get in close, then as you can see "BANG" it strikes and takes out the rabbit by the throat... Cute eh... Lol. They are an amazing predator to watch in action and we see its dancing as cute and funny... Which it kinda is and kinda isn't. Its a funny old world eh.
@@robertpeters4436 That's the weird thing about weasels and stoats - they are beautiful and cute, but people need to be told how vicious they can be. Tiny as they are they can probably sever your finger if they really wanted to.
@@@thedativecase9733 . I know exactly what you mean ive been trying to tell people how they can easily take out a decent sized rabbit with complete ease. I had to pick one up once to get it away from the very busy roadside as it kept freezing up due to the traffic... Even though I had gloves in I still kept up saying "please don't bite me, only trying to help" all the way to a quieter spot which he seemed pretty appreciated of as he could move around with much more ease. I only had to move it around 5 to 10 metres away just so it wasn't directly next to the road. Soooo glad he never but me tho. You don't get to see them too often in Britain. I have all the respect for every wild animal... Including predators too.
@@Walker_Bulldog I don't think you know how it works , the bears are what you would get , giant weasels be the same . Size makes things work differently .
This never gets old. We had them around the farm and they took care of all of the mice, no mouse problems and every time we saw them they were doing mach2
Kerry Pitt when you say they took care of all the mice, surely you mean they constructed a lovely home for the mice and provided them with three square meals a day?
Sadly stoats have a lifespan of 4 - 6 years on average; if he somehow managed to squeeze 3 more years into his life, he probably won't have the same kind of energy
People can't be expected to be 24/7 busy with being worried about covid, especially not the kiddies. Let's stop the unnecessary fearmongering, and just stay prudent, that will do, thank you.
I had a wild one show up last month. He was doing this to me, I was standing Infront of my chickens. He is no more, but I'll admit a cute little killing machine
Wolf: I will work with my pack, chasing the prey for a very long time and separating it from the herd. Spider: I will make an intricate and invisible web to catch my prey. Crocodile: I will bend with the surface of river and ambush my prey. Weasel: Ima just do some random shit and see what happens.
that is the funniest sweetest thing I have ever seen. such an active little pocket rocket. the little one will need a little feed after this then maybe a nap, to replace the energy used.
Feeding a steady diet of redbull and crack I see.
+SgtMantis my sides
lol
+SgtMantis looool! cutest crackhead ever tho ^^
This would be more like Redbull and coke! lol
You win the internet
Love when he hides behind the bed and half a second after his head appears like did it work?
Yes.
gimme a quaker
Aaaaaawwwwwww
Daniel Fraiz Same it’s just soo cute 🥰🥰
i feel like they do this so they slowly weaken the prey and then eventually it dies , so they run away and hide in a spot where the prey cant fight back
Ozzy’s legs,tail,head,back,side: so where we going?
Ozzy’s brain: *inhales* yes
**proceeds to go redbull mode**
Coisa mais lindaaaaaaa 😍
Diana Ramos Moreira eu concordo haha
@@NxIjGtGrExR HAYDEN PLAY MY ROBLOX GAME
Ozzy uses bhop hacks guys
I love when he’s become more brave and starts flipping around.
hes building up his fatality bar
Excuse me those are very necessary and tactical evasive maneuvers! less his prey get the up on him.
@@JonNargodian may well be, but it’s crazy cute
I think that's a battle tactic known as "feint" like in fencing, a false move meant to decieve or distract the opponent, I mean, that's my impression
Adorable... Full-grown?
He's like a cartoon come to life.
Cherrycordial
He is a real life Speedy Gonzales. lol
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Sabatheus no rikki tiki was a mongoose, much bigger
Ozzy's the travel-sized version of Rikki Tikki Tavi. Not everyone wants the full-sized one!
Cherrycordial I M Weasel
Fur: *does nothing at all*
Weasel: So you have chosen... death.
HAHAHAHA
LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 freaking perfect comment.
I don't think that's just fur just saying
Lulu the kitty Cat pls is it a plug?
He's going to weasel his way into my heart with moves like that.
I can Dance like that 😂
yes he will dig deeper into your chest and into your heart and eat its content.
I watch this video whenever I feel sad and it’s helped me through some rough times I love this lil guy
@Randi, that is so cute!!! 🥰 I hope life is treating you well!
0:50 - 0:53
10/10 for the flips. Ozzy adds style to his war dance
Yeah that part made me laugh! XD
War dance is the perfect name for that.
That whole small bit was the physical embodiment of "I meant to do that..."
Here is my favorite recipe for bread.
1. Bread
i came, i saw, i came, i saw
Strike, scream, and run.
Rcbif hahah rinse repeat lol.
With a few forward rolls flung in
Follow, greet, wait, repeat!
0:50 front flip
XtreeterX Evel Knievel got NOTHING on Ozzie!
XtreeterX is
XtreeterX lmao for real
P R E C I O U S
makes ma laugh for some reason...
I've always loved the members of the mustellidae family for three reasons. Small, cute and ferocious as hell!
How about a Wolverine? Not small at all ! The sheer ignorance on UA-cam is astounding!!!
@@keithmilburn4866 1. a wolverine is still the size of a medium dog at most which really isn't that big in the grand scheme of things
2. a wolverine is the largest (terrestrial) mustelid, this is like yelling at someone for saying rabbits are cute and small when there's flemish giant rabbits. or for calling rodents small when there's capybaras.
3. most mustelids are small, generally speaking, and especially those in the weasel family which is the context of this video
it's not ignorance, and you're being extremely rude for no reason and making assumptions about a very generalized and harmless comment. it's especially not ignorance when i don't think a lot of average people even know a wolverine is a mustelid, it's not really a required part of a school curriculum. you should be less pedantic and act nicer to people so you don't come off as such a jerk.
They’re genocicidal maniacs. Cute though.
@@J_Pawsadas-PTSDEnjoyer good comment
@@keithmilburn4866 i hope this was a joke.
This weasel gives a whole new meaning to “I am speed”
My name is Ozzy and im the fastest weasel alive
@@reyy9073 but you are reeeeeeeeyy
Havent you seen minatos dog?
I would be so afraid to lose him! I’m already scared my hamster will run away when I handle her and she’s super slow compared to this little ball of energy!
The Little Cupcake lover LOL XDD
0:50
"This isn't working!
Attack plan Delta, GO!!"
I will make it seem as if I will launch myself off the bed to confuse it even MORE!
*Mission Impossible music plays* xD
😂😂😂👏👏👏
JackDManheim *becomes a fucking ninja*
PFFFFFTTTT-
His little roll at 00:50 though! 💖
Alyssa Bullock ayy
How is that cute?it almost fell off Lmfao
hehe adorable
Dark Souls
He meant to do that 😏
I've never seen a weasel in Action! Thanks for posting your cute, speedy little hunter! 👍♥️
Thanks for watching!
When you are playing fallout as a melee character and you are only level 5
Weasel
@algo araujo you have to be joking right?
You're so gay it's embarassing
@@charon_lix nah man leave him... atleast he tried unlike you
@@g_g... deez nuts
*Ozzy uses Quick Attack*
FierceDeityRick It's super effective!❤🐿
Its very effective
Attack Missed...... C R I T I C A L H I T
Ozzy is a sneasel ahaha
putting pokemon battle music fits perfectly
someone should reupload this with intense battle music
Great idea, Im gonna do it :D
Oblivion combat music*
yes
@@mrpringles6690 YEs do it.
Somehow I cant download the video. Anyone knows a converter website?
This mad me smile so much! Such a cute little ball of fur!
Just a default fight in dark souls
hes vordt of the boreal valley
I was looking for such a comment
please someone make an edit of this
@@ennisdelmar807 how would that even work?
@@stiffy6401 some special effect of him dodging abilities and counter attacking
Oh, the things I could get done if I had a tenth of his energy.
I could take over NJ within a hour
@@Saint_Medusa the batteries ran out 30 seconds later
Clean the house, Do the laundry, Pay the bills and wash the car in ten minutes.
Me, too!
The animal weighs two pounds. It does not readily tire.
This is EXACTLY how I play Dark Souls.
so you know just how powerful that Weasel really is...one hit at the time and next thing you know this little thing is becoming the lord of darkness
Martin Tan *to defeat the game you must fist defeat the weasel*
*year 3018... I have gained infinite life and still have not beaten dark souls!*
*Stab one time and spamming backstep and saying "f••k"*
Classic dark souls play.
Yep me to cuz the sword is not good enough and it is almost ok with the fire dragon but i perfer the elexer and a bow or the spike star
For real😂😂😂
Stayed disciplined with his in-out technique, good use of the jab. Superb feints. This youngster will have a championship belt in no time!!🏆
Nobody:
SIX YEARS LATER
UA-cam: Pssst, hey. Wanna see a weasel?
THE. FAT WEASEL SITTING IN THE WH
UA-cams weird algorithyms finally got it right for once.
I do, GIMME MOAR
Yes
Lol yup
my first thought is, you couldn't catch this little guy unless he wanted you to. Must lead to some interesting situations around the house...
Haha YUP
Once feeding time comes around it gets easier I'm sure.
Tremendous. Believe me. Bob Ross would be PROUD. LOL WOULDNT HURT FOR U TO TALK IN UR VIDEOS ....DAMN
Susan DA My first thought: FURRY!!
Susan DA That sounded sexual holy hell I'm a pervert
I'd lose that damn thing so fast.
....and your family......
...and everything that was once dear to you...
IceBankk Wow. That was uncalled for.
Ben Rosa ...and before you know it...wham....it is all over....or is it?
Jesus, where did this comment thread go to?
I don't know how many times I have watched this video but enjoy it each time. So adorable !
The moment she realized that kitten videos weren't the cutest things on the internet.
I never realized weasles were so small
This is the smallest species of Weasel called the Least Weasel.
AnonymousRDy Ozzy is the most adorable least weasel I've ever seen.
I know.... When I saw him I was like. OmO
And so quick
AnonymousRDy I dunno, he looks pretty weaselly to me.
"Sentret Used Quick Attack"
Critical Hit, Super Effective
yee vue lmao!!
Just to satisfy my OCD. How can a normal move be super effective?
XSaebaYRyoZ Damn. Ya beat me to saying it.
Lmfaoo
must be an inverse battle.
He's absolutely beautiful. Deadly...but beautiful.
We can tell this Lvl. 5 weasel favorite attack moves are tackle and quick attack..
Lol. 🤣🤣🤣 memories
Nobody:
Ozzy: ↕️⬇️↖️⬅️↙️⤴️⤵️🔄🔃🔀↔️↗️↘️
Nyphii Blue 😅
Ultra KO Combo!
Two crappy formats turned into one
*PERFECT!*
Best comment!
How the hell do you ever catch him to put him in his cage?
I'm guessing... bucket.
Finger
@preto Albino Lol shut the fuck up
@preto Albino he only gets put in the bad boi jail when he has peed on the carpet
No but why immediately assume he has a cage and don’t just run free
So cute...what a little ball of energy💙
0:50 He's got some sweet overturn moves there!!
yea cool trick
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He on crac
y e s
He be bac
😂 😂 😂 😅 yep!
This can't be good for me but I feel great
Epic Weeb - have you ever had an original thought?
take this... and this!.... aaaand this!
lol flat eric.
Hit n run tactics at its best
It's funny how this weasel is taking it so seriously, and we're sitting here laughing at it because it looks so damn cute
that was both the cutest and funniest video ive seen in some time. love how he poped his lil head up from behind the pillow to see if it was safe to pounce lololol
silverbullet
It’s all cute fun and games until it’s latched onto the back of a bunny 🐇 and chewing through its spine 😖😣😳! Weasels could prey on lions if they would grow as big as medium sized dogs lol.
Thats called a wolverine...
Weasels are so overpowered.
For their size.
... teeny tiny!
malignor they have a bite force of a lot over 100 pounds
malignor They can take down a wild full-grown rabbit, which is equivalent to a single lion taking down a full-grown elephant.
NAH just cute, Add to inquisitive and efficient in speed its insanely amazing! I love watching. So innocent and adorable cutie.
Splendid Mendax
haha splendid we have a weasel expert
They are very strong for their size! So are ferrets! Way stronger then they look with the bit force of a full size dog in a tiny package!
Let me show you the dance of my people!!!
Harry Guidotti let me show you the war song of my people! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
You are a mess. 😂🤣😂
That's one powerful little squiggle! So much energy!
Captains log: There's something wrong. My attempts to subdue the fuzzy thing have failed. I must now take my leave to find back up. I will return....
[...]x130
Mission failed. We'll get em next time.
Hit and run tactics. Clever girl...
She play dark souls
That already became meme lol
its a BOI
17 million of us sat here for a good 1 min and 37 sec just watching a noodle do its noodle war dance. And I gotta say, I'd do it again!
I did do it again! A couple times!
a noodle 😂😂
That part at 0:31 where he just go under the sheets and immediately stick his head out from the other side is hilarious hahaha
He is SO hyper! He runs like friggin Sonic!! XD
Their hearts beat 120 ish a min.
It seems to me like it should be somewhere around 120/second.
0:49 -- attempted Sonic spin move!
lepelican GOTTA GO FAST!
lepelican
FRIGGIN FRICKS!
I had know idea Weasels were so small. The kind I know stand on two legs and are in Congress.
shots fired 🤣👏
@brennan Clark you shouldn't insult weasels like that...
This comment offends me, but only because I like weasels as an animal.
@@meloniejen8400 boo hoo hoo hoo !!!!!
Jack S. there's tons of them both federal and state .........
Whenever it sticks it's head out to peek:
Is it dead yet?
2 more hours of this please......it’s mesmerizing.
"Let me show you the dance of my people"
Weasel Von Lichtenstein
0:17 i wheezed way to hard here, omg just the way his little head pops out i can’t
bruh same
No more caffeine for you!
That's like crystal meth, brah
Vlad B more ecstasy
Says the person with the profile pic of a cup of coffee
Ласка...Они прелестны в своем владении телом!)) Обожаю всех куньих!))
11 April 2020: People dying of corona, countries fighting each other for masks
UA-cam: Oi, wanna see sum sneaky smol weasel ?
Your point is ?
@@jarabis1 Another illiterate !
are they though
why do you assume that UA-cam has a British accent?
May, 16
Hello
FINE UA-cam I'LL WATCH IT, I WASN'T TRYING TO IGNORE THIS BUT YOU JUST HAD TO KEEP SUGGESTING IT AND I'M NOT EVEN MAD THAT WAS ADORABLE!
I never realized just how TINY weasels were, nor how bouncy! He's so adorable :D
Numi Lariel. You do know why the weasel does this skipping hopping action don't you?. It distracts its prey!!!. Believe it or not but this action will literally hypnotize a rabbit so the weasel can get in close, then as you can see "BANG" it strikes and takes out the rabbit by the throat... Cute eh... Lol. They are an amazing predator to watch in action and we see its dancing as cute and funny... Which it kinda is and kinda isn't. Its a funny old world eh.
@@robertpeters4436 That's the weird thing about weasels and stoats - they are beautiful and cute, but people need to be told how vicious they can be. Tiny as they are they can probably sever your finger if they really wanted to.
@@@thedativecase9733 . I know exactly what you mean ive been trying to tell people how they can easily take out a decent sized rabbit with complete ease. I had to pick one up once to get it away from the very busy roadside as it kept freezing up due to the traffic... Even though I had gloves in I still kept up saying "please don't bite me, only trying to help" all the way to a quieter spot which he seemed pretty appreciated of as he could move around with much more ease. I only had to move it around 5 to 10 metres away just so it wasn't directly next to the road. Soooo glad he never but me tho. You don't get to see them too often in Britain. I have all the respect for every wild animal... Including predators too.
If weasels were the size of bears there wouldn't be another living animal species left on dry land.
@@Walker_Bulldog I don't think you know how it works , the bears are what you would get , giant weasels be the same . Size makes things work differently .
Lmao @ 00:51 when he does a 180 and looks over the edge like "That coulda been a doosie" and the proceeds to do a Mctwist and is back in action!
Is everyone getting this weasel in their recommends now?
Yeep!
Best thing UA-cam has recommended
Eric Kruckenberg yes
Eric Kruckenberg sigh .... yes 🙇🏻♀️
Yes xd
This never gets old. We had them around the farm and they took care of all of the mice, no mouse problems and every time we saw them they were doing mach2
Only Mach 2? That's a bit slow for a weasel.
@@petert3355 If they had Not slowed down to mach 2 you couldn't see them.
@@XielefR This is true.....
Kerry Pitt when you say they took care of all the mice, surely you mean they constructed a lovely home for the mice and provided them with three square meals a day?
@@rsoul7282 Darn it.... Now I got this image of a greybar motel with Weasel guards and little mice in cells.......
I can see Ozzy the weasel, telling a story about how he beat up this huge fury snake thing to his kids.
7 striks In one blow!
Hope Ozzy is still around. Looks like a great pet for when you need a smile or pick me up, I am sure he is a handful!
Sadly stoats have a lifespan of 4 - 6 years on average; if he somehow managed to squeeze 3 more years into his life, he probably won't have the same kind of energy
I finally understand "Pop goes the weasel"
And the weasel goes pop
And the pop weasel goes
Weasel goes pop the
@@charicole105 and I'm going to pop all three of you lol
The song "Pop Goes The Weasel"..was to do with pawning your stuff...
Now I know where "Pop goes the weasel" comes from.
Lol I hope that's where it came from
UA-cam's algorithm is desperately trying to make us forget Covid19 by suggesting this as a video to watch
and its working im having a blast.
@The Hammer prove it
True but it’s working too well I forgot about whatever it was that’s going on
People can't be expected to be 24/7 busy with being worried about covid, especially not the kiddies. Let's stop the unnecessary fearmongering, and just stay prudent, that will do, thank you.
well we all watched it, didn't we?
Yay! Happy algorithm day. Ollie is back. And yes of course im watching it.
THAT was close.. thanks to his quick reflexes he managed to avoid that huge animal
He's like a chihuahua, pomeranian, and a mouse combined into one little ball of sugar activated cuteness.
I think your dog has problems
Adwi Iwda c'one everybody knows that's a parrot..
happy life no way that’s obviously a rhino
CrankiBlue Angel DAMN IT YOURE RIGHT. I WAS WITHOUT MY GLASSES
happy life 😂😂😂
you guy's are all stupid!! It's a damn grizzly bear!!
awesome -so vibrant and active -looks like an awesome little guy
The natural behavior of the furry danger noodle 😙
Haaaaaa danger noodle..lol!
Imagine this little guy running around you entire house
I had a wild one show up last month. He was doing this to me, I was standing Infront of my chickens. He is no more, but I'll admit a cute little killing machine
*Alexa play teriyaki Boyz*
I’d be giggling uncontrollably. Damn thing is too cute, I don’t care how hard they are to care for.
my rats
I'd step on him on accident
Attack, retreat, attack, retreat, attack, retreat I shall kill it with adorableness!
So cute it's easy to forget how vicious they are.
*0:50* is so cute and funny how he fell and caught himself 😂😍
Whoah sir I’m gonna have to arrest you. That is one metric Nyoom over the speed limit.
I laughed a little too hard at that
This comment is precious.
How many doots per spooks is that?
I imagine it laughing maniacally
Lord Diesha
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He was the fastest boy in town. Everyone still talking about him ❤ ozzy.
If I ever hear "weasel" as a put down, I'm going to be like "You mean I'm fast and fearless and take on enemies 3x my own size?"
Weasels and mustelids in general are amazing
Lm(Entire)ao😂
Wicked Scott more like 30
You mean take on buttplugs 3 times your size
@@CountDoucheula oh my god guys do you get it? Like he's gay holy shit that's so good
EPIC BOSS FIGHT!!!
Batuhan Yazar :D
:ONE WINGED ANGEL: SEEEPHIROTHH
Dark souls boss fight with all that movement
Cute
*Googling Weasels lifespan 4-5 Years*
Oh
*looking at the date this video was posted*
NOOO!
Don’t get the wild confused with captivity
Don't be sad he's gone, be glad that he likely lived a very happy life :)
VLX11387 No
I saw this same comemnt on another video of these
@@georgesoto370 people been copy and pasting
A happy video of a cheeky little rascal. Poignant too because it's 7 years on. I hope Ozzy is still around. 😍🙋 loved the funny comments.
Adorable, it's almost like he's going out of his way to be extra weaselly.
don't give coffee to your weasel
Cocain*
Well we need whatever that weasel have cause man we want to be buzzing around like that..
Looks like a gerbil on ecstasy
Maybe you're sniffing paint
hahaha
You've lived a rough life if you've seen a rollin gerbil
Just imagine if we could bottle that energy!!!! One teaspoon could power NYC for a year!
ADHD National Animal
LMAO.
All i could think of was, do you think ADHD is a nation? XD
Omg lmao my son has adhd and this is his spirit animal for sure lolol
Y e s
Ozzy is my spirit Animal
I've died from the cuteness.
You've killed me.
Thanks for that.
😵💜💜💜💜
Carrie M. X w X
Wolf: I will work with my pack, chasing the prey for a very long time and separating it from the herd.
Spider: I will make an intricate and invisible web to catch my prey.
Crocodile: I will bend with the surface of river and ambush my prey.
Weasel: Ima just do some random shit and see what happens.
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Lol, that's a funny one
Dang, they hearted the comment
That's actually pretty funny.
*I RESENT THAT YOU CAN USE THE S-WORD AND NOT BE CENSORED BY CESSPOOLTUBE. I POST "A" AND CESSPOOLTUBE ALREADY CENSORS ME*
That is one of the cutest things I have ever seen! Thank you for sharing!
*lurks* must be aliiiive *jumps jump jump down* OR MAYBE NOT *pokes* HA *back up* xD so cute.
I love the way he flips out every once in a while when darting around.
That's the best part flipping all over torward the end of the video
Yeah, that feel when you used redbull for making cofee, and you used coke as sugar, and after 10 miles on highway you realize that you forgot your car
OMG! Lol
Ozzy: "Chase me! Chase me bro!"
that kinda looks like me after having a big cup of coffee
Weasel after he hits his prey: Aight imma head out
I got a complete cardio workout just watching that thing!
that is the funniest sweetest thing I have ever seen. such an active little pocket rocket. the little one will need a little feed after this then maybe a nap, to replace the energy used.