America v China: RAP BATTLE

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  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
  • Who won? Inspired by ERB!

КОМЕНТАРІ • 66 тис.

  • @unistealth
    @unistealth 2 роки тому +10477

    Best rhythm: America
    Best diss: China
    Overall winner: Vietnam
    Location: Australia
    *Mr. Worldwide*

  • @fallenlegacy6746
    @fallenlegacy6746 3 роки тому +7213

    This is the era where everyone can take a joke and laugh together, miss the times

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 3 роки тому +44

      Nah it's just strayans, they don't give a fuck lol

    • @helloimpolish6994
      @helloimpolish6994 3 роки тому +223

      Yh back when you could call someone gay as a joke, now you get cancelled for saying bent

    • @ishmail1472
      @ishmail1472 3 роки тому +78

      @@helloimpolish6994 nah you say “bent” and you trigger a whole protest !

    • @ameertajul2927
      @ameertajul2927 3 роки тому +90

      this generation got soft

    • @jesse8028
      @jesse8028 3 роки тому +18

      @@ameertajul2927 left

  • @potato305
    @potato305 3 роки тому +7326

    "Down here is a weapon of mass reproduction" - Sun Tzu , the art of war

  • @andyshotx
    @andyshotx 3 місяці тому +71

    Who’s here in 2024… almost a full decade

  • @benjhilf4683
    @benjhilf4683 4 роки тому +476

    coming back 6 years later and I still remember all the words.

  • @quinnwebber4047
    @quinnwebber4047 5 років тому +18946

    When you realize they are doing this rap battle in Australia

  • @3x4l70
    @3x4l70 3 роки тому +7839

    This is the era where everyone can take a joke and laugh together plus this rap battle is still good 6 years later!

    • @codedroneomg
      @codedroneomg 3 роки тому +31

      Ong

    • @ahtheesh
      @ahtheesh 3 роки тому +56

      Sad that this has 14k dislikes

    • @anonymous-fm2bg
      @anonymous-fm2bg 3 роки тому +25

      Not anymore, old friend

    • @aminfaka8986
      @aminfaka8986 3 роки тому +101

      @@ahtheesh the snowflakes bro. Even my history teacher mentioned cancel culture and the sensitivity of people these days. This generation keeps getting more insane by the day

    • @AllegiantShark
      @AllegiantShark 2 роки тому

      True 🙂

  • @rockboicloudy
    @rockboicloudy 3 місяці тому +46

    this is so great I gotta watch it every year 💀😂😂

  • @jermaine4023
    @jermaine4023 3 роки тому +2786

    This rap battle is still good 7 years later!

  • @myrenneditz
    @myrenneditz 3 роки тому +10619

    The Chinese one just swears and makes ball jokes, he definitely won

  • @bigstackD
    @bigstackD 3 роки тому +7088

    Yeah I’m back again after years but I think China won👌🏻😆

  • @TuliBean
    @TuliBean Рік тому +55

    I can’t believe how fast you grown this is my favorite superwog video!

  • @DanTheMan6979
    @DanTheMan6979 4 роки тому +8626

    _Im dying because of how good the chinese man's accent is_

    • @imtheimposteralways6069
      @imtheimposteralways6069 4 роки тому +191

      im dying because of your pfp

    • @meme-xu9cf
      @meme-xu9cf 4 роки тому +167

      Your moma told me u need a smack

    • @22-narendraputra77
      @22-narendraputra77 4 роки тому +59

      You never know if its chinese since i an asian myself cant differentiate koreans, japanese, chinese, philliphines, and thai, just like malaysians and Indonesians

    • @mcorbettt
      @mcorbettt 4 роки тому +23

      maybe it’s because he’s actually asian... are you skunked?

    • @dr.dankytp8683
      @dr.dankytp8683 4 роки тому +32

      @@mcorbettt please be joking

  • @tiabat8601
    @tiabat8601 3 роки тому +2632

    The American guy is lucky because the Chinese guy didn’t say “Kitchen in the dungeon” in the rap battle

  • @KL-dn5pp
    @KL-dn5pp 4 роки тому +1051

    “We ban anything that look like you”
    😂

  • @LAALLDAY50
    @LAALLDAY50 7 місяців тому +15

    Crazy to think they went from making rap battles to having a Netflix show .

  • @wiyamwira175
    @wiyamwira175 4 роки тому +134

    Who else just comes back to this once in a while

  • @whooperforsupper6272
    @whooperforsupper6272 3 роки тому +4620

    Everybody gangsta till the chinese dude sings
    "Ching cheng Hanji"

  • @jeffreyrosenfeld7543
    @jeffreyrosenfeld7543 3 роки тому +3043

    "Kitchen in the dungeon" - Sun Tzu the art of war.

    • @mieigarashi6874
      @mieigarashi6874 3 роки тому +6

      LMFAO

    • @xqsk4660
      @xqsk4660 3 роки тому +31

      Not gonna lie, I found this video after searching for the song. Was expected that he would sing that lol

    • @zzipperXDDD1924
      @zzipperXDDD1924 3 роки тому +1

      Which line is that

    • @max-kz1ck
      @max-kz1ck 3 роки тому

      @@xqsk4660 what is it?

    • @xqsk4660
      @xqsk4660 3 роки тому +7

      Max Hom Ching Chen Haji

  • @Jimthajunk
    @Jimthajunk Рік тому +15

    I haven't watched this in years... I'm so glad I came back to watch it. I'm fkn dead 😂

  • @doag2562
    @doag2562 3 роки тому +3402

    “Soon the whole world will be made in China!” this cracked me up so much

    • @qwertysoul1231
      @qwertysoul1231 3 роки тому +19

      Your pfp is more sus than my step sister

    • @elpablo5086
      @elpablo5086 3 роки тому +7

      @@qwertysoul1231 uhh her name is your hot stepsister

    • @qwertysoul1231
      @qwertysoul1231 3 роки тому +1

      @@elpablo5086 I wish it could

    • @InsectDen
      @InsectDen 3 роки тому +1

      Philippines: tell me about it

    • @TheHeroWhoAsked
      @TheHeroWhoAsked 3 роки тому

      @@InsectDen indeed

  • @akashdhakal
    @akashdhakal 2 роки тому +953

    here after nearly 8 years and this still is a certified hood classic

  • @lasypvp1012
    @lasypvp1012 3 роки тому +1536

    Fun fact: This video shows up when you search "Ching cheng hanji"

  • @wheresmygrasses1549
    @wheresmygrasses1549 Рік тому +48

    I still remember most of the lyrics 8 years later. Definitely still a certified hood classic.
    Simpler times…

    • @menoobsad
      @menoobsad Рік тому +3

      Sameee man i miss the old times😢

  • @potatoezz4166
    @potatoezz4166 2 роки тому +1562

    If anyone did this now they would literally get cancelled

    • @JvstRB
      @JvstRB 2 роки тому +15

      Fr

    • @jaszzzhzj9915
      @jaszzzhzj9915 2 роки тому +12

      Why did the american throw the boottle at the chinese kinda feel bad

    • @RedMarcus14
      @RedMarcus14 2 роки тому +15

      That's 2021 for ya

    • @Masahari-3636
      @Masahari-3636 2 роки тому +6

      So true

    • @justinhamby3593
      @justinhamby3593 2 роки тому +49

      Yeah you don’t wanna offend one of the hundred genders.

  • @who1903
    @who1903 5 років тому +16260

    Who do you think won?
    Comment if America
    Like if China
    (I personally think China XD )
    Edit: I just realised this video got released again, I posted this comment when I was 12 and I’m now turning 17 lost in life 😭just thought I let you know how I’m doing in my life

  • @Therealhoshino
    @Therealhoshino 2 роки тому +1537

    8 years later, Chinese man's rap is still good.

  • @alicoombe1057
    @alicoombe1057 29 днів тому +3

    Watching it in 2024 never gets old 😭

  • @8dmusicmix414
    @8dmusicmix414 5 років тому +710

    Damn this Chinese dude got more rap skills than Lil Pump.

  • @cruzitoes1058
    @cruzitoes1058 4 роки тому +2334

    “you. me. rap battle. now! america”
    “chin chang hanji”
    “what”

  • @darkghoul7449
    @darkghoul7449 4 роки тому +938

    I've watched this 4 years ago and for some reason I love the Chinese rap and I'm watching in 2020 lol🙃🤣

  • @MyEgg_OfTheEgg
    @MyEgg_OfTheEgg 6 місяців тому +28

    Listening to this after like 7 years is so refreshing for some reason.

    • @AttisLian
      @AttisLian 5 місяців тому +4

      bro you have got no sense of time

    • @ehsanakbar1701
      @ehsanakbar1701 Місяць тому

      @@AttisLian fr

  • @tia4568
    @tia4568 3 роки тому +515

    It’s been 7 years and I still remember the lyrics off by heart ❤️

  • @lseissiwfhsbarhusp
    @lseissiwfhsbarhusp 3 роки тому +2255

    Chinese :Doing his job
    American:and i took that personally

  • @papatomaru4508
    @papatomaru4508 4 роки тому +2757

    If he sang Ching Cheng Hanji, he could've won flawlessly.

  • @u2editz574
    @u2editz574 Місяць тому +3

    9 years later still funny like hell

  • @xryanxdxgaming4925
    @xryanxdxgaming4925 3 роки тому +252

    0:51 rap battle chinese 1
    1:57 rap battle chinese 2

  • @zhentongwang9593
    @zhentongwang9593 3 роки тому +1759

    The fact that they're rapping in English and not in Mandarin or Cantonese already made the Chinese rapper superior lmaoo

  • @wishihadavette_2517
    @wishihadavette_2517 4 роки тому +1500

    The real reason America is banning Tik Tok

  • @potato_glitch_303
    @potato_glitch_303 Рік тому +29

    dam i really miss that time where everyone doesn't start cancelling and calling the police for someone who made a joke 😥

  • @xdywav
    @xdywav 3 роки тому +2078

    "Soon the whole world will be made in China"
    I fell off the chair

  • @selocha4367
    @selocha4367 3 роки тому +3272

    I love how no matter how good the rhyme of America dude rap, the Chinese man is still better

    • @vishwangsuthar7672
      @vishwangsuthar7672 3 роки тому +48

      Yeah lol
      ua-cam.com/video/TT9m4WxJ7pE/v-deo.html

    • @dallinjoseph9825
      @dallinjoseph9825 3 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @whyineedname2533
      @whyineedname2533 3 роки тому +6

      Serbia in raps: podiglaca spetrovca sela sa petrovca sela srpska zemja napadnuta cela napadnuta cela KARACICU VODI SRBE SVOJE VODI SRBE SVOJE, neka se vidi nikog se neboje nikog se neboje!,iz kraine prenuli su vurci cuvajte se ustase I turcu ustase I turcu, karacicu VODI SRBE SVOJE VODI SRBE SVOJE neka se vidi nikog se neboje nikog se neboje!!!!!!!!!!!,🇷🇸

    • @noahryal4609
      @noahryal4609 3 роки тому +2

      Fax

    • @mariamejia7339
      @mariamejia7339 3 роки тому +2

      Oh shit

  • @jorge-yu1dv
    @jorge-yu1dv 5 років тому +641

    *Filmed in Australia.*

  • @LmaoPattyCakes
    @LmaoPattyCakes 9 місяців тому +3

    It's a tradition to return to this video every once in a while

  • @nileredsexperiment834
    @nileredsexperiment834 3 роки тому +805

    Chin cheng Hanji would’ve instantly KO’d that American, hands down.

    • @8pm80
      @8pm80 3 роки тому +4

      Tom be like:

    • @namo3709
      @namo3709 3 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/pObcWo1Nx7I/v-deo.html

    • @tomchinchenghanji2633
      @tomchinchenghanji2633 3 роки тому +10

      @@8pm80 did you call me? xD

    • @cogdat711
      @cogdat711 3 роки тому +2

      Nah America loses China wins confirmed

    • @bludblad9927
      @bludblad9927 3 роки тому +2

      @@tomchinchenghanji2633 chin cheng hanji

  • @ImBearPlays
    @ImBearPlays 4 роки тому +379

    'Soon the world will be made in China.'
    2020: Your wish is granted

    • @janicelagrue559
      @janicelagrue559 4 роки тому +4

      bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrroooooooooo XD

    • @flextape8640
      @flextape8640 4 роки тому +4

      I am a Cambodian 🇰🇭 and Like more than half the people in my country is China 🇨🇳

    • @avnxRBLX
      @avnxRBLX 4 роки тому +3

      That was 5 day agos

    • @bob._.4839
      @bob._.4839 4 роки тому

      Every thing comes from China nowadays

    • @epickamil313
      @epickamil313 3 роки тому +2

      Covid counts

  • @jiminsiipark8061
    @jiminsiipark8061 4 роки тому +658

    i saw this 4 years ago and I still know all of the lyrics to the Asian guys part🤣

    • @evaneleven295
      @evaneleven295 4 роки тому +1

      Courtney Yang I cant even remeber it

    • @hikari-135
      @hikari-135 4 роки тому +9

      The Chinese guy's accent is frm the gods

    • @scottatwood1203
      @scottatwood1203 4 роки тому

      Chinese guy not asian

    • @jiminsiipark8061
      @jiminsiipark8061 4 роки тому +6

      Scott Atwood are you dumb? Chinese is Asian🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @RyanMott99
      @RyanMott99 4 роки тому +1

      So u know the whole thing but only half of it? That makes no sense lol

  • @FrostzEd
    @FrostzEd 5 місяців тому +4

    This wasn't on your recommendation you searched for this.

  • @callum8824
    @callum8824 5 років тому +358

    “We ban anything that look like you” 😂😂

  • @claudeteina7546
    @claudeteina7546 5 років тому +1355

    China 🇨🇳 America jokes are so dry
    This is how many people think China 🇨🇳 won
    ⬇️

    • @dawtbik_kian3954
      @dawtbik_kian3954 5 років тому +9

      I find the american jokes racist

    • @TheLastGuestHuang
      @TheLastGuestHuang 5 років тому +1

      I know

    • @joetokouso652
      @joetokouso652 5 років тому +1

      way is it because you cant rap like them

    • @arttunevalainen3573
      @arttunevalainen3573 5 років тому

      And that simes 1000

    • @Tikii_9
      @Tikii_9 5 років тому +2

      @@dawtbik_kian3954 Well the "American Jokes" is maybe because they are both Australian! Putting on Accents!lmfao you all actually think they are American and Chinese smh🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @Carolina-sc7ci
    @Carolina-sc7ci 5 років тому +1453

    Atleast the chinese guy knew more than 1 language

    • @futbolita89742
      @futbolita89742 5 років тому +20

      Wrecked

    • @iitsmeromii
      @iitsmeromii 5 років тому +17

      Gods Child destruction 100

    • @Lazy-Floof83
      @Lazy-Floof83 5 років тому +4

      Yeah

    • @Tikii_9
      @Tikii_9 5 років тому +26

      Well this guy isnt actually American hes Australian putting on an American accent and the "Chinese guy" doesn't actually know Chinese hes also Australian and was also putting on an accent. UA-cam Channel: Super Wog

    • @Lazy-Floof83
      @Lazy-Floof83 5 років тому +8

      @@Tikii_9 TRUTH HURTS

  • @lTS_EDITS..
    @lTS_EDITS.. 3 місяці тому +2

    9 years later and it still hits hard 🔥

  • @brohnnnnk
    @brohnnnnk 3 роки тому +972

    American guy: "we are the strongest force"
    Russia: am i a joke to you?

    • @user-zz8vx6fo7e
      @user-zz8vx6fo7e 3 роки тому +43

      Actually if u search up strongest military it is America

    • @ivanjovanovic5515
      @ivanjovanovic5515 3 роки тому +16

      @@user-zz8vx6fo7e actually buddy the amount of fire weapon and nukes that Putin has is just crazy just a quick fyi

    • @ivanjovanovic5515
      @ivanjovanovic5515 3 роки тому +5

      @@user-zz8vx6fo7e he could smoke biden in seconds

    • @user-ot6oc7mk1s
      @user-ot6oc7mk1s 3 роки тому +19

      we do have nukes but these nukes are the reason why our average salary is 300$

    • @Леви-н2о
      @Леви-н2о 3 роки тому +1

      @@ivanjovanovic5515 yeah

  • @epiccuber9628
    @epiccuber9628 5 років тому +969

    China won definitely
    Edit 2019 anyone

  • @Couldntbelucas
    @Couldntbelucas 4 роки тому +2297

    Who else is watching while the Coronavirus is around

  • @taylormitchell5174
    @taylormitchell5174 4 роки тому +1075

    China 🇨🇳 = Like
    America 🇱🇷=Comment

  • @Assassin_Droid
    @Assassin_Droid 3 роки тому +446

    "You lost to Vietnam"
    That didn't aged well I guess

    • @Clee-os6pv
      @Clee-os6pv 3 роки тому +46

      Your right history just repeated itself yet again.

    • @butwhy7718
      @butwhy7718 3 роки тому +7

      What happened

    • @BIGZ-gc5ib
      @BIGZ-gc5ib 3 роки тому +1

      @@Clee-os6pv what happen

    • @Clee-os6pv
      @Clee-os6pv 3 роки тому +52

      +@@BIGZ-gc5ib :
      USA lost to the Taliban and now they control all of Afghanistan again. With tons of modern US military equipment in their hands now.

    • @BIGZ-gc5ib
      @BIGZ-gc5ib 3 роки тому +4

      @@Clee-os6pv how tf the USA lose to some terrorist in the middle east

  • @TheOnlyTomii
    @TheOnlyTomii 3 роки тому +858

    It's funny how they just met each other and the American guys said you and me Rap battle

    • @fun9121
      @fun9121 3 роки тому

      @@Vijar515 Absolutely 😂

    • @larasyadauliarahman9546
      @larasyadauliarahman9546 3 роки тому

      Yes
      Definitely
      Absolutely

    • @gtalegend5960
      @gtalegend5960 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr

    • @MIMthegreat
      @MIMthegreat 3 роки тому +3

      And he lost the rap battle too lol

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 3 роки тому +3

      Im just gonna say, that chinese guy was a long ass bamboo shoot right there. The american guy's ass is gonna be whooped so hard that he cries for his mother.

  • @lenny_5467
    @lenny_5467 Місяць тому +2

    whos here watching this in 2024?

  • @birb2671
    @birb2671 4 роки тому +1671

    China rap was funny as hell. 🤣🤣 like if you agree

  • @davidgusion8791
    @davidgusion8791 3 роки тому +652

    Everybody gangsta till Kim Jong Un accidentally drop his missile

  • @stacchk64dta37
    @stacchk64dta37 4 роки тому +1570

    "soon everything will be made in china"
    coronavirus: you're damn right it is

    • @qqst3541
      @qqst3541 4 роки тому +52

      Bro Coronavirus was from America not china

    • @diancarlodelamerced2783
      @diancarlodelamerced2783 4 роки тому +19

      No it was in america they send on china when they ate it they got a feva

    • @Taz4u12k4
      @Taz4u12k4 4 роки тому +23

      America wanted ruin China economy, this was all just an excuss to ruin their reputation 👆

    • @diancarlodelamerced2783
      @diancarlodelamerced2783 4 роки тому +26

      Screw america ok i will vote for asia

    • @xact722
      @xact722 4 роки тому +4

      You're

  • @Kirb_lol
    @Kirb_lol 3 місяці тому +5

    Who else in 2024

    • @Otdogg
      @Otdogg 3 місяці тому +1

      Here😂😂

  • @coconutboy8198
    @coconutboy8198 4 роки тому +1749

    America: we are the strongest force!
    China: You lost to Vietnam
    Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes 😃

    • @darkassassinsquad4695
      @darkassassinsquad4695 4 роки тому +72

      America: we have the strongest force (loses to Vietnam)
      Australia: Hold my beer...
      The British: Blows the Aussies up

    • @Joshua_Starshard
      @Joshua_Starshard 3 роки тому +23

      DONKEY KONG Fuck racist Trump

    • @Joshua_Starshard
      @Joshua_Starshard 3 роки тому +19

      #JoeBiden2020

    • @Joshua_Starshard
      @Joshua_Starshard 3 роки тому +13

      DONKEY KONG Trump is the one who hates blacks as well as some other races JoeBiden2020

    • @Joshua_Starshard
      @Joshua_Starshard 3 роки тому +5

      @@donkeykong6669 1994 was 26 years ago. This is 2020. #JoeBiden2020 #DontVoteTrump

  • @lol-mz5mr
    @lol-mz5mr 4 роки тому +632

    I think the actual rap battle is America vs The entire comment section of this video

  • @aydanneilson-bourke7378
    @aydanneilson-bourke7378 4 роки тому +1790

    “Soon the world will be made in China” well...

  • @oliverkederian1584
    @oliverkederian1584 6 місяців тому +8

    i actually think china was the superoir rapper due to the amusing ball jokes haha! (im Autistic)

  • @bobbybenstead3864
    @bobbybenstead3864 3 роки тому +1129

    This was the time when there weren’t any snowflakes and we can actually have a laugh together

    • @sweeper1977
      @sweeper1977 3 роки тому +24

      No, they can do that because they are from Canada and Vietnam. They hate both US and China.

    • @sweeper1977
      @sweeper1977 3 роки тому +5

      @@unknowndemon_3702 There is no such time

    • @sweeper1977
      @sweeper1977 3 роки тому +8

      @@enkeksinimea1212 I am saying no people would get angry over this at that time. They didn't because they are not Americans or Chinese.

    • @nt1388
      @nt1388 3 роки тому +7

      @@sweeper1977 listen this couldn’t be uploaded these days with out getting back lash and also race aside they said a lot of other stuff that would of got them cancelled

    • @nt1388
      @nt1388 3 роки тому +2

      @@sweeper1977 also I don’t think you understand what stereotypical ironic comedy is

  • @asadfahad5477
    @asadfahad5477 4 роки тому +612

    "You lost to Vietnam."
    How to make an American cry in 20 seconds.

    • @joeywhorley48
      @joeywhorley48 4 роки тому +18

      Stfu Commie, Y'all can't even afford to eat😂😂

    • @soii787
      @soii787 4 роки тому +41

      @@joeywhorley48 But you lost to a Commie, so what does that make you?

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 4 роки тому +20

      You forgot how to make America cry
      Ask them how they fight against the Filipinos during the battle of caloocan

    • @lecryptomanciendu3578
      @lecryptomanciendu3578 4 роки тому +10

      @@NishiMiyamura They're big mouths but they never fight on their own soil...

    • @tylerallen8900
      @tylerallen8900 4 роки тому +4

      @@lecryptomanciendu3578 well they are fighting each other does that count as their own soil?

  • @LuffyMonkeyDluffy-uo9nq
    @LuffyMonkeyDluffy-uo9nq 5 років тому +685

    China because he raps funnier and better 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

    • @hihi-de6wx
      @hihi-de6wx 5 років тому +6

      Yay!

    • @Lalpianfela2
      @Lalpianfela2 5 років тому +4

      True

    • @lithribasangtam8727
      @lithribasangtam8727 5 років тому +6

      China is winning l think so

    • @creamy3009
      @creamy3009 5 років тому +5

      Luffy Monkey.D.luffy (HEY!! You fucking fat your mama told me you need a smack!!)😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @googlyplays885
      @googlyplays885 5 років тому +2

      Yeah and they are really good at karate

  • @RoyoticA
    @RoyoticA 9 місяців тому +8

    Not age restriction les go

  • @brucelee6222
    @brucelee6222 4 роки тому +908

    I’m English/American but I have to say it’s the Chinese lad

  • @unsurepancakegamingyt5746
    @unsurepancakegamingyt5746 4 роки тому +654

    China man won even tho I’m American. He’s funny as f*ck!

  • @anubhabdas7370
    @anubhabdas7370 3 роки тому +1996

    I was expecting the Chinese guy to say: "Ching Cheng Hanji"

  • @Regular_Decorated_Emergency
    @Regular_Decorated_Emergency 3 роки тому +303

    When the Internet still had a sense of humor.

    • @houhou9716
      @houhou9716 2 роки тому +18

      They do this again now and they will get cancelled, how pathetic

    • @HienLe-df9zz
      @HienLe-df9zz 2 роки тому +10

      Now ppl are so sensitive :))

    • @kietcan4799
      @kietcan4799 2 роки тому +5

      yea now memes are just absurd and...
      AMOGUS

    • @somebody8701
      @somebody8701 2 роки тому +4

      Not if you go outside, oh wait china got us there too

    • @wheresmygrasses1549
      @wheresmygrasses1549 Рік тому

      I miss those times. The early 2010s was the best times for the internet.

  • @aartasian8852
    @aartasian8852 4 роки тому +536

    Chinese guy: *exists*
    Eminem: I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me

    • @Shionispoor
      @Shionispoor 4 роки тому

      Noice meme panther chef

    • @MJ-iu1yo
      @MJ-iu1yo 4 роки тому

      Wow I corona virus joke r8 funny

    • @e.n.a.p1944
      @e.n.a.p1944 4 роки тому +1

      Mmm that chinese guy is actually a Vietnamese guy

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 роки тому

      No

    • @aartasian8852
      @aartasian8852 4 роки тому

      Bụi cỏ Điên /Jumper Team lol Ik but who cares

  • @aaaaaaaaaaa5528
    @aaaaaaaaaaa5528 4 роки тому +529

    America vs China rap: exist
    China in 2020: imma end this mans whole career

    • @_figure4k_698
      @_figure4k_698 4 роки тому

      Lettuce In Yo Burger HAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielzhang3997
      @danielzhang3997 4 роки тому +1

      @Brendan Wong thank you f**k you annonymous denominator

    • @arimadecker7578
      @arimadecker7578 4 роки тому

      Actually its whole world career

    • @terrencew.4475
      @terrencew.4475 4 роки тому

      @Lettuce In Yo Burger: I'm your 200th like

    • @thesaop8476
      @thesaop8476 4 роки тому

      annonymous denominator they ate for centuries so it should be safe so it came from a different country maybe the bats came deform America?

  • @abgaming7629
    @abgaming7629 9 місяців тому +5

    Who coming back here 2024

    • @Osama_jaradat
      @Osama_jaradat 8 місяців тому

      You're too old I'm here in 2027

  • @pozyomka_kyaaa
    @pozyomka_kyaaa 3 роки тому +768

    This rap battle will be perfect when Russia and Vietnam joined.

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 3 роки тому +17

      Nah maybe Britain and Japan will back up America

    • @bobua1452
      @bobua1452 3 роки тому +33

      Vietnamese rappers can rap verry fast

    • @pozyomka_kyaaa
      @pozyomka_kyaaa 3 роки тому +15

      Everybody gangsta till they see empty vodka bottles on the snow and the bushes start saying ''fuck your mom''...

    • @bu01at2
      @bu01at2 3 роки тому +7

      BÒ BỰA datmaniac rap nhanh nhất

    • @bu01at2
      @bu01at2 3 роки тому +4

      Nope , soviet is more perfect :)

  • @lokilesanar5800
    @lokilesanar5800 3 роки тому +840

    Guy:America the earth keeper
    Also guy:*Bombin everything thats living*

    • @panzerQ
      @panzerQ 3 роки тому +13

      Napalm sticks to kids

    • @Hatzik
      @Hatzik 3 роки тому +1

      Me: DONT MESS WITH FLOCK OR YOU GET DA GLOCK

    • @evanjuniorfluffy
      @evanjuniorfluffy 3 роки тому +1

      You got 666 likes so I’m going to change it

  • @bamblash4513
    @bamblash4513 5 років тому +684

    China 100% won this rap battle
    It was very funny

  • @CrystalTataurangi
    @CrystalTataurangi 2 місяці тому +1

    9 years later and this still hits

  • @jackie5635
    @jackie5635 5 років тому +2395

    *" We Ban FaceBook and we ban youtube! We ban anything that look like you!"*
    Make me crack up XD
    Like = ChinaMen
    Comment = Americans
    (China Definitely won XD)

    • @zephy2522
      @zephy2522 5 років тому +8

      UNION WORLD you are
      You just in usa bitch

    • @Fsggamer-kl8iw
      @Fsggamer-kl8iw 5 років тому +4

      UNION WORLD ewww union world u racist bitch

    • @marko-pk6qt
      @marko-pk6qt 5 років тому +1

      'MERICA FUCK YEAH

    • @user-ij7xq5uj3d
      @user-ij7xq5uj3d 5 років тому +9

      @Kick kick Americas verse was shit

    • @eatmedaddy2151
      @eatmedaddy2151 5 років тому

      UwU Sienna Australia

  • @urdad4731
    @urdad4731 5 років тому +1809

    2019?
    Like if china won

  • @kinggrass689
    @kinggrass689 5 років тому +1015

    I’m American but sadly I would have to say China would win
    Edit: Damn I wasn’t expecting 800+ likes

  • @strongindependentblackwoma1887

    2:13 chinese porn movies be like.

  • @tashawnyorkshire9171
    @tashawnyorkshire9171 5 років тому +1342

    Anyone else in 2019
    Like 1 for China haha

    • @iamnine3487
      @iamnine3487 5 років тому +2

      China would eat America, Jokes aside stay turned for mass deportation on Latinos as they are currently the majority in America and the current administration wants Latinos to be a minority, all hell will break loose 6/27/19 martial law in the USA

    • @jabler3529
      @jabler3529 5 років тому

      @@iamnine3487 oof

    • @asneakyfrenchman3866
      @asneakyfrenchman3866 5 років тому

      Me

    • @buzzbuzzybee5618
      @buzzbuzzybee5618 5 років тому

      Me

    • @swapnaneelbhattacharjee443
      @swapnaneelbhattacharjee443 5 років тому

      Yo

  • @thekords7095
    @thekords7095 3 роки тому +1131

    America : wears clothes made from "China"

  • @superlaz17
    @superlaz17 8 років тому +715

    My house burnt down because the china man was spitting so much fire

    • @sinfinate9433
      @sinfinate9433 8 років тому +20

      Fark m8, u ok?

    • @NationalBlue
      @NationalBlue 8 років тому

      lol

    • @789mrcool
      @789mrcool 8 років тому

      +superlaz17 Im coming for Laszlo

    • @789mrcool
      @789mrcool 8 років тому

      +superlaz17 I know where you live Laszlo you live in coburg

    • @kickstark9839
      @kickstark9839 8 років тому

      I feel ha brotha 😂😂

  • @y2koliver
    @y2koliver 6 місяців тому +2

    we need a whole 10 minutes of China man rapping

  • @slage_4130
    @slage_4130 3 роки тому +640

    "Listen to you cry when your face is deep fried. American spring roll mm 2 for 5" LMFAO THAT GETS ME EVERYTIME

    • @Ali_FNBR
      @Ali_FNBR 3 роки тому +7

      Sooo trueeee

    • @gracewang1175
      @gracewang1175 3 роки тому +2

      Haha lol

    • @lechifan9804
      @lechifan9804 3 роки тому +4

      The West is a disease. China is the antidote.

    • @slage_4130
      @slage_4130 3 роки тому +3

      @@lechifan9804 factsssssss

    • @lechifan9804
      @lechifan9804 3 роки тому +4

      @@slage_4130 yes china is no.1

  • @lollol-vg8dk
    @lollol-vg8dk 3 роки тому +133

    "America vs China" this aged like wine

  • @user-ml6hi1cy4c
    @user-ml6hi1cy4c 5 років тому +2182

    Like- for china winning
    Comment-for America

    • @yaaboii6263
      @yaaboii6263 5 років тому +6

      Fortnite_stufz Parker america

    • @snakeyes072_yt
      @snakeyes072_yt 5 років тому +4

      America

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 5 років тому +6

      Like, comment and subscribe.

    • @insta_gram571
      @insta_gram571 5 років тому

      Ame won

    • @chrvskk
      @chrvskk 5 років тому

      Fortnite_stufz Parker America won OK

  • @Binhchai..
    @Binhchai.. 9 місяців тому +3

    Man if only any world conflicts would settle by doing rap battle each other. The world would be at peace

  • @gatlinridge5857
    @gatlinridge5857 3 роки тому +644

    Ah yes back when this was acceptable on UA-cam and Twitter didn’t ruin everything

    • @kun7164
      @kun7164 3 роки тому +8

      IKR

    • @lowkeymad_4502
      @lowkeymad_4502 3 роки тому +10

      @Unspeakablegaming GAMING UNSPEAKABLE no thats definetly not what he meant buddy

    • @gatlinridge5857
      @gatlinridge5857 3 роки тому +7

      @Unspeakablegaming GAMING UNSPEAKABLE no just UA-cam used to recommend this stuff and Twitter would have made this video be delegated if it was made today

    • @animeguy6752
      @animeguy6752 3 роки тому +1

      yeah, yt back then were chill

    • @ochacosuzuka7959
      @ochacosuzuka7959 3 роки тому

      twitter become tumblr :(

  • @de_soot
    @de_soot 5 років тому +95

    When the American guy said that they won all the wars the Chinese man was like: you lost to vietnam lol.

  • @LordHoward
    @LordHoward 5 років тому +320

    *Yo mama told me you need a smack!* 😂

    • @RonanWan4032
      @RonanWan4032 5 років тому +2

      u american?

    • @gavvinschubie4253
      @gavvinschubie4253 5 років тому +5

      Thinks china's rap was funny yet has an American flag in profile pic😂😂😂

    • @MitchellBPYao
      @MitchellBPYao 5 років тому

      Still go for America

    • @ccid007
      @ccid007 5 років тому

      Mitchell S.S Yao If you didn’t understand then you will go for America.

    • @iennws
      @iennws 5 років тому

      @@MitchellBPYao u dont get it

  • @SleeplessDylan64
    @SleeplessDylan64 8 місяців тому +2

    I just remembered that I watched this video 2 years ago.

  • @raymondchen7716
    @raymondchen7716 3 роки тому +280

    It's been almost seven years. Have to come back for this rap every so often, I need to have a constant awareness of this existence.

  • @vibeordie8673
    @vibeordie8673 4 роки тому +877

    "Before you even know Chinatown everywhere."
    Old man predicted the future.
    I sincerely apologize to anyone this comment offended I didn't mean it in a offensive term no I didn't mean the coronavirus if you'd like me to take the comment down just tell me 💕

    • @justsul9101
      @justsul9101 4 роки тому +4

      ß Baby Potato ß true coronavirus

    • @Brightwater355
      @Brightwater355 4 роки тому +10

      NOOBYNOBSTERNOB - America is the melting pot of coronavirus

    • @retardville9537
      @retardville9537 4 роки тому +2

      No

    • @Teopae
      @Teopae 4 роки тому +4

      You do realise there were already china towns everywhere around the world prior to this video being made.

    • @saroth369
      @saroth369 4 роки тому +4

      Right