“Betty you can’t keep sending people back to Africa well I was just protecting our country from African voodoo” I was literally crying laughing on the floor
"Whatever they pay you in India, they pay you less here" this one had me spitting my drink out. I thought it would be safe to try and drink during this
“All the other islands are fully booked, would you like to go to Christmas Island? “ That kept me laughing for ten whole minutes 😂 For those who don’t know, Christmas island is an prison island
Russian Spy they have actual jobs. UA-cam is not there primary job and so they can't post often. You should be grateful that they use their time on people like us.
10 of them pricks tried to hold me down But they couldn’t hold shit Tell em hold this _ And I’m not that way But bruv who’s _ Does he kiss through his lady’s lips? Are you real? Your gang still out tryna make that kill? But cuz when I see em out in the field It’s mannequin challenge Everyone’s still! Now let’s blow smoke and who’s tougher Wait, let Celly breathe Let him puff up That gang all mouse no cheddar and cheese Them legs don’t run up But in protection they get on their knees Heard them lads suck up Who’s still tryna say that they better than me? Tell my man shut up! Hook: It’s no big deal if you wanna come down But you better not dash All this talk till real meets real And you hit that gas I don’t wanna hear that chat about bang! Free up the boneyard full of your gang! Say you're down And you wanna come down Till the window’s down And you piss your pants Verse 2: Say my name but cuz don’t tell lies Say my name? Better say it with pride! Like who’s saying I’ve ran from a fight? Screaming like McGregor ‘Who the fuck is this guy?!’ Fibbing is forbidden I can’t beef with them coz they chicken Just keep playing villain But in prison lad It’s still ‘News Report someone’s gone missing’ And less we forget When you called big lad for Jay Lekz “How can we squash this beef? I don’t squash no beef cuz Rush my team and get squashed in the chest” Cuz are you stuck in the head? Inmates they got stuck in the head How the fuck can you talk tough From that pussy side of the fence?! Pussy! Hook: It’s no big deal if you wanna come down But you better not dash All this talk till real meets real And you hit that gas I don’t wanna hear that chat about bang! Free up the boneyard full of your gang! Say you're down And you wanna come down Till the window’s down And you piss your pants Verse 3: So who’s in the hood? I been in your town You’ve never stepped foot This is out of bounds That night near miss got done Tagane scores one If veteran didn’t run so Carry on cuz talk that talk We’ll make it even when you grow some balls Your friends too we can go for a walk Down to the park Put the prick on all fours What? It’s still one on four But Tagg team? I got room for more Mention my name But you can never push me Young never played these games Young pussy! And I’m no racist My bullets give a fuck What your race is Lemme know where the time And the place is brah Anywhere, crosshair where the face is Pa!
I have been to australia and when I was travelling to brisbane,qantas airlines provided me with a banana on the plane.I was not hungry,so I saved it for later and put it in my carry on handbag.Little did I know fruits were not allowed in the country.The stupid dog sniffed out the banana and the airport security imposed a 200 dollar fine saying I didn't declare the fruit lol.Later on I was excused luckily as I didn't know and it was provided by australias official airline qantas itself!!
lightningshark67 actually nope. Australia is a large producer of bananas. when the cycle hit queensland in the mid 2000's banana crops were Highly damaged and made banana prices sky rocket to about 30 -45 dollars a kilo.
cookiesandcream I don't even know.It was 4am in the morning and the air hostress just served everyone who was awake with an 'early morning breakfast snack'.lol
"Since we hired them, we no longer need sniffer dogs"
That shit bit me to death
That’s a insult disguised as a compliment if you look at it one way😂
Samwww🤣🤣🤣
🤣
Hilarious
you wanna a smoko?
Security: "he's an alien"
Superwog: "wat?"
Security: "he's an ILLEGAL ALIEN"
Superwog: "what planets he from?!"
Elaine doesit when I heard it I was like 🥱🤮
Elaine doesi
A.#..#x,-..
.s
Ethan Eiao why
The straightman's face was the best part!
Ethan Eiao u anit gonna get it if u never been to Aussie land (Australia
Mr Miyagi
“He crawl in my bag”
“He have plane ticket too?”
“Yeah yeah”😂👍
That shit had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣
@@Ibbyluvsmonkey 🧢
@@dhuajyuuy3812 👢👢
He’s bags a sea food restaurant
Ohh god, love that part 😂 just the thought of a crab crawling into his bag and the way he said it
"If you want citizenship, you must learn Australian values."
*Smiles*
"Not the same as property values."
*Frowns*
L9l
Lol
I dont get it
@@azerbtur Foreigners hoard properties here.
@@ibrahimsiali2419 chinese
If Superwog *Worked at Bunnings*
Please do this it would make you a true Aussie
I work at bunnings and I approve this!! Would be so bloody funny
IFTY IKR plz do that
YES!
YES
sosig
"I have a reason to believe this man is a nigerian scammer"
"IM NOT NIGERIAN"
Super Wog2 😂😂😂😂
I'm sorry unfortunately we can't let it in
I'm sorry I think my wife packed it in
No the fruit is staying in Sydney your going back bombei
Bye Bye
That was me who said that!! :-)
Rajesh Valluri ok??
No seriously, it was me on the video.
*"since we've hired them, we no longer need sniffer dogs"*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Read it as he said it😂
Yeah that was funny I loved it also when he said do you wanna smoko yeah, yeah
@@jackhiggins8028 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
@@jackhiggins8028 Omg your right
“Whatever 7/11 pay you in India they pay you less here” 😭😂Funny asf
They don't have 7^11's in India lmao
@@constantvitriol7426 Exactly
@@constantvitriol7426 well now we have
@@i_am_funny yea now we do lol. Ambani baba ki jai
@@constantvitriol7426 desh mai rehna hai ambani ambani kehna hai
"A LOT OF OUR ISLANDS ARE FULLY BOOKED, BUT YOU CAN GO TO CHRISTMAS ISLAND INSTEAD!!!"
D M I gotcha ya mate
D M sounds like a swell place......Christmas everyday : )
Good choice.....lol
Australia sucks it's the world's most unfair and expensive country.
+The mad king George The first king of Australia cry me a river
“Your bags not a f***in fish tank you spastic” I was dying 😂😂
INFINITE Xtreme same😂😂😂😂
INFINITE Xtreme same here 🤣
INFINITE Xtreme same lol
INFINITE Xtreme best comment on UA-cam. Agree?
The best line ever lol
“I was just protecting our country from African VooDoo” 😂😂😂
That was freakin hilarious. I wonder why i didn't see this series earlier.
We also watched the video
Hehehe😹
The man replied "This place is even worse than America " 🤣
Lol
“Your name is Mountain Goat, your mum Donkey”
“Why’d you say that?”
I fkin died lmfao
"now you speak English"
Same
Same bro 😂😂😂😂
I love the blonde woman character she's hilarious. the snoop dogg part had me in stitches
Thats Betty mate
Adam I love Betty
should've called him Mike Tyson instead. He looks nothing like snoop dogg.
The American man looked like a thug because of the tattoos, but he was still trying to be polite. What a gentleman.
As an Australian, I can safely say that this is a 99% accurate representation of how our border security works.
so where's the other 1%? How do I know your border security isn't coming from the bloody congo mate GO AND FIND OUT
Great seems very secure
@@Arvl. =))))))))
I can vouch bruv
They forgot one thing, they didn’t take and sell the drugs ;-;
HAHAHAHAHA "OKAY LISTEN UP SNOOP DOG" - Bloody quality.
Keff Japlan crips or bloods HAHAHA
“Betty you can’t keep sending people back to Africa well I was just protecting our country from African voodoo” I was literally crying laughing on the floor
Fr she sent bro to Africa, and he sounds like he's American😭
"He's an alien" "What?" "He's an illegal alien" ... "What planets r u from?" 😂🤣😂🤣
I saw this when they said it.
@@maiyengxo swear to god same
You've just been caught by the commonwealth of Australia.
Best line of the video imo haha
The Arbiter authtraylya
BAHAHAHA THIS MADE IT
I read this comment as it happened in the video lol
The Arbiter Excuse me, do you mean the actual Commonwealth or the Commonwealth Bank?
'Your bag's not a fuckin' fistank, you spastic!'
toddles9 yep I got that too
Please don't say that word
THIS IS NOT KIND OF SHIT!
3:33 the funniest moment of the entire video
Same 😭😂
I really don't understand why you guys don't have over 5 million subscribers by now..
Man you got more subs than them now, I’m sad nobody finds this channel
@@phoenixlater3856 Word.
bro i never knew rage watched superwog
@@Seise123 hahah ong
Bro they post once every 5 years
“Ok listen up snoop Dogg” such a great line 😂
"Your bags not a fucking fish tank ya spastic" hahaha
Luke Fielding I think that's my favourite line in this whole vid!!!
"Since we've hired them, we no longer need sniffing dogs." the proceeding scene had me dying.
“Australia Numbah #1!” 1:04
ooga booga
I died
Yeh and
chris is correct
oofman911 BYE
3:36
“I AM NOT NIGERIAN”
Why does he sound like Goku
Ikenasio Tuagalu he don’t tho
Large Nibba he actually kind of did when he says “Nigerian”
He sounded very Nigerian to me!
HE DOES
Sort of does hahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
If superwog met Jonah from tonga
Chicken Winner Dude the mum is Jonah
That would be so funny quote from jonah and Tonga "go away you ragna"
Jonah from Tonga quote "go away sir you homo
Jonah would said you Kai taue tenga
@@coness shut the fuck up
"Whatever they pay you in India, they pay you less here" this one had me spitting my drink out. I thought it would be safe to try and drink during this
3:24 Ok Listen up Snoop Dogg! Are you a Blood or Crip?!
I died. Lmao.
Edit: Damn, so many likes. (never had this much)
What is bloods and crips?
Dylan Beaven two American gang
Dylan Beaven Durade sandstorm
Aaron Edwards not funny didn’t laugh
@@Gamerstar-ox3ef American Gangs.
0:52 “It crawl in my bag”
Sad but funny 🤣🤣
Angus O_o lol 😂
Your bags not a fishtank you fucking spastic
Kris Freeman I got a guy here who thought his bag is a seafood restaurant
And the crawly finger movements!
@@sonicthespider3295 Australian number one
`If Superwog Was on the Voice'
Beast-HD yes
Beast-HD that'd be awesome
“ basically we got a guy that think his bag is a seafood restaurant” 😂😂😂 1:04
"he's an alien!"
"wha?"
"he's an illegal alien!"
"yeah what planet he's from?"
*smacks head*
army where you at
JP30vMVP_NC don't. Just don't
army!
taetae
" Egos Planet "
"I have reason to believe that this man is a Nigerian scammer" LMAO 😂😂😂👏👏👏
Had me dead to
The American man looked like a thug because of the tattoos, but he was still trying to be polite. What a gentleman.
"I'm sorry, I think my wife packed them in"
"No, the fruit is staying in Sydney, your going back to Mumbai. Bye Bye"
I'm dead
“All the other islands are fully booked, would you like to go to Christmas Island? “ That kept me laughing for ten whole minutes 😂 For those who don’t know, Christmas island is an prison island
no its an asian island
OMG...really? yes, i didn't know.
Yep. Prison island of the former prison colony
💀
@@lifeiswalmart6177Australia logally bought if off singapore for 2 dollars
"I've just gave him a $200 fine, I've taken all his pistachios" 3:18
These guys would never allow corona to come into the country
It apparently got into one of the 49 containers they didn't check.
"the fruit is staying... You're going back" 😂😂😂
"Whatever 7/11 pays you in India, they'll pay you less here" I CAN'T THIS IS SO TRUE
I met him while going to the gym, honestly one of the sweetest dudes ever, love you keep up the awesome videos !!!
Do if superwog was a lawyer
Superwog actually IS a lawyer, hahahahah.
That’d be sick
"I have a reason to believe this man is a Nigerian scammer." xD
“Listen up snoop dog are u a blood or a crip?” Had me dying 🤣 😭
If superwog was a news reporter
David Conlon
Oh yes please
David Conlon omg
Omg
OMG
0:48 - "Why would you bring in a crab?!" Mr. Myjagi - "It crawled in my bag!"
Animals&Cars thanks, we watched it
@@WATCHoutFORthis I didn't
3:44 best line delivery on this whole channel
Priceless
I love how they always put the bloopers at the end.
Do Wogs vs Aussies: Lawyers
Ethan Johnson then wait another 6 months for another...
Joel Pizza Quality>Quantity
Ethan Johnson me too
Ethan Johnson same lmao
if the guys in this video notice you they'll deport you
"All of our islands are booked but you can go to christmas island instead do you want that?" literally the best thing i have heard all day
“You’ve just been caught by the commonwealth of Australia!”😂😂😂
"Get out your mix tapes before I find them"
"Im not a rapper!"
Hahahah LMAO "you want a shmacko" 😂
Chandler Vlogs snicker ****
coolmajorgaming Shmacko*
Dogs go wacko for schmackos!
coolmajorgaming shut the fuck up u smartass
Seeya in 5 months!
Sufc Davie why it take so long for such short vids
Russian Spy they very busy
Russian Spy they have actual jobs. UA-cam is not there primary job and so they can't post often. You should be grateful that they use their time on people like us.
they're lawyers bro
0:54 cutest thing i have ever seen
"I took all his pistachios" A personal fave of mine
"Who are you going to work for"
"7/11"
"They promise me good job and lifestyle"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know your australian when this is 97% accurate
Andrew Ruby's Channel Of Stuff What 3% of this video isn't accurate?
+Thomas Glaister Americans
you know your Australian when you cant be fucked calculating statistics
Kimmi Lesea haha yes
2:41 "Okey, get up" idk why that had laughing😂😂😂
Great video cya guys in a few months
"Alright listen up Snoop Dogg" LOST IT HAHAHA
Nigerian scammer AHAHAHHA it gets even better
2:08 'passenger here has spent 5 months in la la land' 😂
The guy with the crab is incredibly wholesome
1:41 jaylekks I’m still wid it🤣🤣
Small snippet blood got spilled but district drillers have now been drilled
Cause I hit them all never ask run that ball never pass flip these guys traps cause I’m still on the flied
I’m only 110 cuz my brothers live for that ride
Pussyo. Of course cause that dogs an actor
10 of them pricks tried to hold me down
But they couldn’t hold shit
Tell em hold this _
And I’m not that way
But bruv who’s _
Does he kiss through his lady’s lips?
Are you real?
Your gang still out tryna make that kill?
But cuz when I see em out in the field
It’s mannequin challenge
Everyone’s still!
Now let’s blow smoke and who’s tougher
Wait, let Celly breathe
Let him puff up
That gang all mouse no cheddar and cheese
Them legs don’t run up
But in protection they get on their knees
Heard them lads suck up
Who’s still tryna say that they better than me?
Tell my man shut up!
Hook:
It’s no big deal if you wanna come down
But you better not dash
All this talk till real meets real
And you hit that gas
I don’t wanna hear that chat about bang!
Free up the boneyard full of your gang!
Say you're down
And you wanna come down
Till the window’s down
And you piss your pants
Verse 2:
Say my name but cuz don’t tell lies
Say my name? Better say it with pride!
Like who’s saying I’ve ran from a fight?
Screaming like McGregor
‘Who the fuck is this guy?!’
Fibbing is forbidden
I can’t beef with them coz they chicken
Just keep playing villain
But in prison lad
It’s still ‘News Report someone’s gone missing’
And less we forget
When you called big lad for Jay Lekz
“How can we squash this beef?
I don’t squash no beef cuz
Rush my team and get squashed in the chest”
Cuz are you stuck in the head?
Inmates they got stuck in the head
How the fuck can you talk tough
From that pussy side of the fence?!
Pussy!
Hook:
It’s no big deal if you wanna come down
But you better not dash
All this talk till real meets real
And you hit that gas
I don’t wanna hear that chat about bang!
Free up the boneyard full of your gang!
Say you're down
And you wanna come down
Till the window’s down
And you piss your pants
Verse 3:
So who’s in the hood?
I been in your town
You’ve never stepped foot
This is out of bounds
That night near miss got done
Tagane scores one
If veteran didn’t run so
Carry on cuz talk that talk
We’ll make it even when you grow some balls
Your friends too we can go for a walk
Down to the park
Put the prick on all fours
What? It’s still one on four
But Tagg team? I got room for more
Mention my name
But you can never push me
Young never played these games
Young pussy!
And I’m no racist
My bullets give a fuck
What your race is
Lemme know where the time
And the place is brah
Anywhere, crosshair where the face is
Pa!
You guys deserve so much more exposure ! Seriously some A class comedy skits! Love it
I don't care how long it takes you to upload as long as they come out like this hahahhahahahaha
“We have got a guy over here who thinks his bag is a seafood restaurant, clearly a mental case over here” hahahahahha
2:46 *OMG IM DYING LIKE LITTERALLY!!!*
*Only Aussies will understand this because in the Australian 7Eleven, Indians are always working*
Dani Yousii Same with Canadian 7/11s or any other similar stores
And dominos haha
Dani Yousii true
Same with our gas stations in New Zealand
Indians work in 7/11 all over the world dude...
1:25 best thing I have ever seen
"GIVE ME A SMACKO" I'M ACTUALLY CRYING
3:25 that part killed me 😂
0:58
so we got a guy here who thought his bag is a seafood restaurant . Had me in tears
Lmao
0:22 “what planet you from?” I lost it 😂
Do if superwog worked in Coles or Woolworth.
c1t03n-22 they basically just did that
@@AverageUA-camEnjoyer123 yeah but this comments from 2 years ago
They did IGA
"This passenger as obviously spent five months in F*cking lala land. I had to bring her down." Got me dying.🤣🤣🤣
I fucking love you superwog when you upload my whole school talks about it until the next upload 😂😂
Anthony Ibrahim same
Anthony Ibrahim *lies*
2 UPLOAD IN A YEAR? IS THIS HEAVEN?
"Who are you gonna work for here 7 eleven" OMG IM DEAD😂😂
The real Adoumi IKR THAT PART IS SSOOO TRUE LIKE MOST OF SEVEN ELEVEN WORKERS ARE INDIAN
"They promise good job and lifestyle"
More like 7 elevens and Macc's LOL
“You’ve just been caught by the commonwealth of Australia” “WHAT” 🤣🤣
"I have reason to believe that this man is a Nigerian scammer". XD
"I AM NOT A NIGERIAN SCAMMER
“ I was just protecting our country from African voodoo”
That got me Lmfaoooo🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
THE GUY HAS A JEWEL CITIZENSHIP YOU IDIOT!
Same
RACIST
@@daisyarmy2320 awwwe how’s that racist
@@daisyarmy2320 i was talking about how funny that line was, im not being racist.
2:55 "If you want citizenship, you have to learn Australian values. Not the same as property values." LOL!
I almost choked on my Juice when he said I’m not Nigerian
To all Americans out there watching Superwog...
0:09
"Australia number 1"😂😂😂
Damrightgamer to much H1Z1 mate 😂
Damrightgamer indeed
I have been to australia and when I was travelling to brisbane,qantas airlines provided me with a banana on the plane.I was not hungry,so I saved it for later and put it in my carry on handbag.Little did I know fruits were not allowed in the country.The stupid dog sniffed out the banana and the airport security imposed a 200 dollar fine saying I didn't declare the fruit lol.Later on I was excused luckily as I didn't know and it was provided by australias official airline qantas itself!!
Hustle TV that "stupid dog" is probably smarter than you since you brought fruit into customs.
That banana was probably shipped over here from another country anyways. So it's quite hypocritical to impose something like that.
lightningshark67 actually nope. Australia is a large producer of bananas. when the cycle hit queensland in the mid 2000's banana crops were Highly damaged and made banana prices sky rocket to about 30 -45 dollars a kilo.
Wtf since when did Quantas served bananas
cookiesandcream I don't even know.It was 4am in the morning and the air hostress just served everyone who was awake with an 'early morning breakfast snack'.lol
These videos are the best. How did I just find this Chanel!!!
*COMMENTS*
90% quotes from the video.
9% idea suggestion for a video that they've already done.
1% legitimately good comments. (not this one)
ChokeeB How it should be.
Then what is this comment?
ChokeeB what about the pointless comments like yours
You’re an alien
0:40 Thesearethemostunbeliveablenutsiveeverhadinmylife!
Best part
Who else gets excited when superwog uploads?
I bust a nut when Superwog uploads
“Your name Melton goat, your mum donkey.” That made me die of laughter 🤣😂😂🤣🤣
1:50 is my fav because it’s funny and I’m Tongan 😂
It’s every Tongans favourite bit 😂
Tbh Ik its a joke but I found it offensive
if superwog was on married at first sight :)))
Yes. Please. 😂
0:15 he’s missing paperwork . . He’s an alien”
Wot” he’s an illegal alien “ what planets he from”
"You want to visit islands?"
"A lot of our islands are fully booked, but you can go to Christmas Island instead."
Superwog would be millionaires if they uploaded every week
Ben Millen the quality wouldnt be good though
"These pistachios are illegal" *Eats*
*talks fast and says:* "This is the most unbelieveable nuts I've ever had in my life" 😂😂
If superwog was on 7 year switch
omg yes and love resort and the voice
Ben Millen blahahaha
I love this 🤣🤣🤣 and the bloopers at the end 🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼