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  • @thewansbeckwanderer6343
    @thewansbeckwanderer6343 Рік тому +78

    These are some of the best audits that I've ever watched,, Your a total legend Pal and Scottish.

  • @jjukes21
    @jjukes21 Рік тому +32

    Mr hardman walked in and i expected him to have asked a big lad security guy to come out as backup... then Larry grayson comes out 😂

    • @MIK23458
      @MIK23458 Рік тому +1

      I’m surprised he didn’t say ‘shut that door’! 😂

    • @PirateRemy
      @PirateRemy 8 місяців тому

      😅

  • @leshgooo1016
    @leshgooo1016 Рік тому +47

    When Someone who is not your boss says “get back to work” that’s a massive insult 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PedroGonzalez11111
      @PedroGonzalez11111 Рік тому +4

      Let’s face it, it’s not sounding great coming from your boss either

  • @davidmccann9811
    @davidmccann9811 Рік тому +18

    18 people all having a ciggie break at the same time. The boss must have the afternoon off. 😂😂

  • @paulpiscina5906
    @paulpiscina5906 Рік тому +11

    Love how he takes em down one by one.
    I could watch these all day.

  • @probablecausetocheckhard-drive
    @probablecausetocheckhard-drive Рік тому +73

    Hope the boss seen this video , the whole workforce hanging out outside smoking and chatting

    • @waynesilverman3048
      @waynesilverman3048 Рік тому +6

      Back door ,word would've got round immediately 'A Guy with a camara '

    • @ThomWorth
      @ThomWorth Рік тому +5

      The boss was probably the one who invited them all outside for another group break time

    • @marpledave
      @marpledave Рік тому

      I know, not many struggling companies getting high interest loans during that filming 😂

  • @yasminet6355
    @yasminet6355 Рік тому +183

    We should fight going cashless at all costs. Anyone who'd think it's a good thing is not paying attention.

    • @abizeusuk
      @abizeusuk Рік тому

      Bang on the money, excuse the pun. A CBDC will be about control only when /if cash goes.
      We'll be buying no meat because the WEF wants us to live on bugs and weeds. Diabetics won't be allowed to but fizzy etc etc - lets hope people wake up.

    • @bbdgha
      @bbdgha Рік тому +1

      Bitcoin

    • @meanlean3095
      @meanlean3095 Рік тому

      It’s so that the government’s & companies can get all the money they want out of what we (the people) all earn before we (the people) get what’s left & unfortunately it’s been getting closer to the cashless system for the last 40 years & doubt it will take another 40 years for them to control everything….

    • @benjleath9406
      @benjleath9406 Рік тому +2

      If it went cashless we’d focken know about it !! -Eh ? We’d focken know about it !! 😂😂😂

    • @fullsendit292
      @fullsendit292 Рік тому

      @@bbdgha shietcoin is shiet biggest scam

  • @Matthew-ii2fx
    @Matthew-ii2fx Рік тому +34

    You proved one very important and money saving point here.The company has too many staff. Time to make a redundancy package I think.

  • @adebrade172
    @adebrade172 Рік тому +132

    Get your haircut finished 😂

    • @leshgooo1016
      @leshgooo1016 Рік тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rudebwoy8
      @rudebwoy8 Рік тому +4

      Wicked burn

    • @CFaka
      @CFaka Рік тому +5

      This was one of the best come backs I've heard this year and it was classic 😂😂😅😅hahaha keep doing your videos its great entertainment 👌

    • @TheCunnamulla
      @TheCunnamulla Рік тому +1

      I will use that.

    • @libertine7747
      @libertine7747 Рік тому +2

      Best one liner I heard in a long time 😂

  • @kamgunner5920
    @kamgunner5920 Рік тому +7

    "Wants to have a fight at 4 o'clock at the school gates" 😂😂😂😂

  • @russellturner5310
    @russellturner5310 Рік тому +62

    I love it when they get aggressive and you just laugh at them, they don’t know what to do, so funny, the thing is none of them look intimidating.

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 Рік тому +1

      Russell things ain't done like that it just happens 😁

    • @waynesilverman3048
      @waynesilverman3048 Рік тому +1

      Ive seen it happen a few times people shouting with a kind tone of voice ! Not suiting him .

    • @conor834
      @conor834 7 місяців тому

      Love it when he gets gobby when they’re waking off and tones down when they’re in his face.

  • @patmccaffery1543
    @patmccaffery1543 Рік тому +12

    The company is aptly named Jelly, cos that's what Mr Hard Mans legs turned to when you put him in his place 😂😂

  • @SnakePliskin770
    @SnakePliskin770 Рік тому +16

    love your aggression …you got to stand up to these people …keep up the good work

  • @zedgie68
    @zedgie68 Рік тому +25

    That bloke at 8.00 mins should have said "I'm a little teapot" with a walk like that.

    • @steverobey711
      @steverobey711 Рік тому +4

      Is he related to Larry Grayson
      * Shut that DOOR*🤡

  • @paddymallory4080
    @paddymallory4080 Рік тому +24

    ‘He’s all over grinder’ classic line 😂😂😂

  • @cameronhussain1931
    @cameronhussain1931 Рік тому +1

    Your banter Mark is absolutely amazing
    “Get Back to Work”
    And “ Shove the camera up his you know what” 😂😂😂

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 Рік тому +18

    @8.02 that fella ! With his hand on hip and waddle walk ! Lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robanderson473
      @robanderson473 Рік тому +5

      "hello honky tonks, how are you"😁 Dick Emery.

  • @terrymurgatroyd8927
    @terrymurgatroyd8927 Рік тому +27

    Top man, stand your ground. Well done keep up the good work.

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 Рік тому +27

    Old one but another gem. Love watching UKMTT …so funny

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side Рік тому +50

    One of the best auditors out there, your banter is class and so funny haha. Glad you are back mate. 😃

  • @cadge
    @cadge Рік тому +12

    I think those guys work for a company that imports plastic buckets. They are salesmen, they spend all week up and down the motorway selling plastic buckets, 10 to one shop, 35 to another, 15 to the next, that's all they do all day long, month after month and year after year,...no wonder they come out and find it exciting when something new occurs!

  • @Videoholic.2598
    @Videoholic.2598 Рік тому +7

    Love the way you wind em up & they take the Bate instead of just walking away 😂

  • @scoosethom8441
    @scoosethom8441 Рік тому +20

    The first fool really represented his company so badly he needs sacking asap he is a walking lawsuit and a huge liability for any company he works for

    • @darrenleejones3516
      @darrenleejones3516 11 місяців тому +1

      Brought up by mummy or could also have had a weak daddy that mummy bullied into submission, poor lad has no hope just a tough life , maybe a sentence, who knows

  • @whatevermakesyouhappy5932
    @whatevermakesyouhappy5932 Рік тому +10

    All the blokes peacocking😂😂 how embarrassing

  • @TROYSTER7171
    @TROYSTER7171 Рік тому +6

    I love how 'I'M FREE, MALCOLM' minced across
    ...CLASSIC CARRY ON 😂😂

  • @Richard-ng7gu
    @Richard-ng7gu Рік тому +8

    That nervous laughing they do when they don't know what to do

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Рік тому +10

    I love the way Mark minced out with hi arm bent like that. He's an honest lad, not trying to hide anything. Respect.

  • @williamwhite2830
    @williamwhite2830 Рік тому +6

    what a strange little company looks like someones back garden theyre all having a smoke in

  • @michaelenglish2066
    @michaelenglish2066 Рік тому +35

    glad your on your way back ...you were always one of my favourites

  • @joshlevy3480
    @joshlevy3480 Рік тому +6

    Great to see you back!!! I have to be extremely careful with what I say!!! U underground said 'I would be in trouble'!!! Now back to work. Cheers.

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond Рік тому +9

    I loved how flummoxed they were when you wouldn't do as you were told!

  • @Web3V
    @Web3V Рік тому +3

    *when they be cheeky and they think they're hard you could say your definitely a tik tok dancer* 😂

  • @godofmyworld77
    @godofmyworld77 Рік тому +37

    Can i help you..coffee one sugar 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colinmacfarlane6838
    @colinmacfarlane6838 Рік тому +6

    Great stuff you are a rising audit star up there with AB and Charlie Vietch like them utterly fearless 😂

    • @ciaranhealy
      @ciaranhealy Рік тому

      What is the point of this clown though? It's a windup comedy channel just for views or what?

  • @OhRjDtV
    @OhRjDtV Рік тому +44

    You're far to clever for them. You're beyond amazing. The world is blessed by your existence. I bet you had loads of mates at school. You're wonderful. A true example of a great human being. A great great man. I thank you for your service.

  • @jimshuff4349
    @jimshuff4349 Рік тому +42

    Great material mate, keep up the good work

  • @TheDaftApple
    @TheDaftApple Рік тому +6

    My new favourite Auditor 😂 keep up the great work mate

  • @s06stobbsl
    @s06stobbsl Рік тому +21

    Grindr boy so easy to wind up 🤣

  • @jonneyuk7486
    @jonneyuk7486 Рік тому +3

    One of the best auditors to watch, keep up the great work

  • @Twobee-sf4ml
    @Twobee-sf4ml Рік тому +9

    Even the gulls are laughing at those wanna be thugs

  • @acm1137
    @acm1137 Рік тому +4

    "Coffee. One sugar." 😂

  • @lampy-ov4mc
    @lampy-ov4mc Рік тому +13

    why is everyone so big and hard when they have a big crew behind them?

  • @just-gaming213
    @just-gaming213 10 місяців тому +1

    "come back at 5 o'clock" 😂😂😂
    Why not now 🤔

  • @lisaaustin8525
    @lisaaustin8525 3 місяці тому +1

    Operations mincing manager…😂 two sugars, u heard the man 🤣

  • @richmottershaw9720
    @richmottershaw9720 Рік тому +4

    They are not used to being told .Great Job Mate.

  • @Keepinitreal61
    @Keepinitreal61 Рік тому +3

    Pack animal mentality of the young generation. Be safe lad.

  • @Marius_vanderLubbe
    @Marius_vanderLubbe Рік тому +18

    Hahaha the goofy belt buckle.

  • @TigerTiger-dh2vr
    @TigerTiger-dh2vr Рік тому +23

    Fantastic, I love it. These clowns can't understand when people don't do what they say.

  • @andrewbennett7756
    @andrewbennett7756 Рік тому +5

    Your makeing there' day less boring bless them ❤❤❤

  • @charlieminaj2
    @charlieminaj2 Рік тому +14

    We need simple Simon, and the nhs flunky🤣🤣

  • @rubberneckingjks7254
    @rubberneckingjks7254 Рік тому +27

    Absolute legend keep up the good work.

  • @tez180
    @tez180 Рік тому +3

    Him walking upto you the way he did ur actually within your rights to put him on his arse as self defense.
    He is at WORK, he has a right to act professional & not aggressive.
    What a clown.

  • @charliesavigar1137
    @charliesavigar1137 Рік тому +17

    Love these videos, dunno why I can’t stop watching 😂

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar Рік тому +2

    13m00- the lady at the door says -- "Come on now, residents ! Back into the building ! Come on now ! It's bingo night tonight, and you all need your medication!"

  • @Zeus-kj7nn
    @Zeus-kj7nn Рік тому +2

    Thanks Great work Mark. 👍🏻

  • @Robolaralobarar
    @Robolaralobarar Рік тому +2

    Ahahahahahahhahaah mark has some balls ! Love it

  • @martinharvey1795
    @martinharvey1795 Рік тому +2

    Glad you're back Mark, great stuff as always

  • @markjames3844
    @markjames3844 Рік тому +5

    Legend has it he still waits at the same spot 5pm

  • @JonnyPyscho
    @JonnyPyscho Рік тому +18

    Sterling work as always Mark.

  • @abyss6945
    @abyss6945 Рік тому +1

    Haha I've watched a few of your vids now and have to applaud you on how you deal with people like this. I wonder if anyone has ever just approached you nicely 😂

  • @reddevil3874
    @reddevil3874 Рік тому +12

    Anyone who wears a belt buckle like that is questionable....his favourite equipment at the gym is the mirror.

  • @11moleman
    @11moleman Рік тому +3

    I love an audit that has a bit of humour in it

  • @PirateRemy
    @PirateRemy 8 місяців тому +1

    Fkn hell Mark youre my favourite...so funny haha...you are the best wind up merchant online

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  8 місяців тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed

    • @PirateRemy
      @PirateRemy 8 місяців тому

      @@ukmeetthetyrants You've hit on an endless revenue stream as the Angry idiot Training Academy churns them out every day

  • @Hiterally_Litler
    @Hiterally_Litler Рік тому +1

    For Mr Angry it's "I'm speaking to the Organ grinder ... not the monkey"

    • @ukmeetthetyrants
      @ukmeetthetyrants  Рік тому +3

      I think ppl can work the phrase out without hearing monkey part

    • @Hiterally_Litler
      @Hiterally_Litler Рік тому

      @@ukmeetthetyrants I would've thought so too🤣 Mr Angry seemed mystified though.
      Keep up the great work👍

  • @steveburn8125
    @steveburn8125 Рік тому +1

    I love the way you dismiss them “back to work” when did it become ok to just bark at members of the public, then say “are you deaf” when you don’t immediately respond, what if you actually were deaf!? Tw@ts

  • @shelaghmckegney6283
    @shelaghmckegney6283 Рік тому +11

    Mark is back hope your well mate keep up the good work xxx

  • @paulbrew7022
    @paulbrew7022 6 місяців тому +1

    Mark with his hand on his hip! Most be an grinder!

  • @YourBeingParanoid
    @YourBeingParanoid Рік тому

    It's where the NPCs in Don't Tell The Bride get hired from

  • @Dr.not.anywhere
    @Dr.not.anywhere Рік тому

    Ur brill at standing up to them would love to see a repeat of the security guy other day was brilliant

  • @WallsOfAbaddon
    @WallsOfAbaddon 10 місяців тому +2

    All the best from the Clyde!

  • @shaunhowarth7523
    @shaunhowarth7523 Рік тому +2

    marks the best auditor could watch his vids all day.👍👍👍

  • @benjleath9406
    @benjleath9406 Рік тому +7

    Lovely bit of Surveillance footage mate, keep up the good work -your a pro ! 👊😄

  • @paulevans3754
    @paulevans3754 Рік тому +1

    FairPlay mate you’ve got balls😂

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 Рік тому +5

    The inferiority complex is a beautiful thing.

  • @rosshill9440
    @rosshill9440 Рік тому +1

    You are an absolute legend mate keep don't ever change 👏 🙌 👍

  • @alanjones4188
    @alanjones4188 Рік тому +6

    Does anyone actually work at that place?

  • @thefletchuk
    @thefletchuk Рік тому +10

    We've been missing your vids!

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 Рік тому +18

    big up UKMTT 🙂

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому +2

    Jelly describes their legs as they backed off .

  • @EzWil
    @EzWil Рік тому +1

    How many breaches of GDPR by them were there? I lost count lol

  • @danielhancock3499
    @danielhancock3499 Рік тому +12

    Great video it just goes to show some of our lowest iq levelled members of society

  • @LOZZDPUNCHOUTTV
    @LOZZDPUNCHOUTTV Рік тому +22

    I remember this one this is funny 🤣

  • @Superior208
    @Superior208 Рік тому +1

    The child in them just cant resist doing a cam back.

  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 Рік тому +2

    I love your work but when are you going to put som new stuff up?

  • @68rufus
    @68rufus Рік тому +2

    i like it when they start filming you but it never lasts long.

  • @JothanGurr
    @JothanGurr Рік тому +2

    Way to stand your ground with these fools

  • @lovenotfear-fp3gp
    @lovenotfear-fp3gp Рік тому +4

    We need 'get back tae work' t shirts 😅

  • @waynesilverman3048
    @waynesilverman3048 Рік тому +5

    Sounds funny his putdowns like that best one he did at that bank

  • @brentsmith5647
    @brentsmith5647 Рік тому

    Brilliant Gentleman with the camera ❤🎥👀👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @chucky2316
    @chucky2316 Рік тому +1

    That white BMW is straight parkastwni

  • @enkaan1676
    @enkaan1676 7 місяців тому

    Teapot walk ……coffee 1 sugar 😂😂😂😂

  • @ItsKingAdam
    @ItsKingAdam 9 місяців тому +1

    This guys patter makes me laugh every time why a fella

  • @geoffreythomas-cs1sk
    @geoffreythomas-cs1sk Рік тому +14

    WELL DONE MR AUDITOR.

  • @benjleath9406
    @benjleath9406 Рік тому +1

    10:46 What ya Doin’ ? Haha 😂 Brilliant !!!

    • @benjleath9406
      @benjleath9406 Рік тому +1

      12:46 I’d focken know about it, guys, if this one had a problem,EH ! I’d focken know about it !!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @benjleath9406
      @benjleath9406 Рік тому

      14:16 One focken mr potato focken Face, says I’d focken know about it, if he had a problem ! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alanfizzypop9607
    @alanfizzypop9607 Рік тому +2

    WHAT CONTRACTOR WERE THESE

  • @paulpalmer8235
    @paulpalmer8235 Рік тому

    Where’s Lee? Lee must get the most money here 🤣

  • @seamasterist
    @seamasterist Рік тому +1

    Surely they had an “event” on outside the office on the day you went.

  • @Davidus80
    @Davidus80 Рік тому +13

    Go and get your haircut finished 😂😂😂

  • @BestUserNameUK
    @BestUserNameUK Рік тому +1

    Irons... all of 'em.

  • @biggdogg99848
    @biggdogg99848 Рік тому

    That 2nd guy is that gay he got sent a letterbomb and when he opened it it went "POOF" 😂😂