{YTP} ~ Food (Full Series) with Chef Jonathan Lonathan

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  • @viator_j
    @viator_j 4 місяці тому +948

    Finally, the Chef Jonathan Lonathan Powerathan Hourathan is here

    • @THEACTUALLDL123
      @THEACTUALLDL123 4 місяці тому +22

      and now we need a dvd set of this masterpiece.

    • @Danominator
      @Danominator 4 місяці тому +19

      Or, the alternative title: The Johnathan Paul Power LawL

    • @scoob6505
      @scoob6505 4 місяці тому +17

      @@Danominator The Johnathan Lonathan Triathlonathan

    • @ozymandiasuncia4919
      @ozymandiasuncia4919 4 місяці тому +13

      The Johnathan Lonathan Marathonathan

    • @cheetosugar695
      @cheetosugar695 4 місяці тому +7

      Jonathan Lonathan will be right back after these commercial worcials.

  • @averagewhiteguy2
    @averagewhiteguy2 4 місяці тому +568

    "This is cheese. Cheese is stored in the... I'm not gonna say it. It's not the time. Nevermind." Extremely underrated joke. LMAO

    • @MrBeardsley
      @MrBeardsley 4 місяці тому +36

      “And the carbon dioxide gets trapped.” [Admiral Akbar appears] “It’s a- fill in the blank.”

    • @SlaughterhouseDb
      @SlaughterhouseDb 4 місяці тому +11

      OMG i didn't get it until now

    • @pengil3
      @pengil3 3 місяці тому +4

      BALLS!
      CHEESE IS STORED IN THE BALLS!

  • @KBY30
    @KBY30 4 місяці тому +348

    “This is a pretty typical example of nothing” is one of my favorite jokes of all time

    • @governor_explosion
      @governor_explosion 4 місяці тому +10

      It’s tied with the equal but opposing energy of “Something something something” “SPECIFY!” from Woods.

    • @Faithpop98
      @Faithpop98 4 місяці тому +4

      Then it cut straight to "Let's turn on the oven." Makes it even funnier

    • @thegoodgeneral
      @thegoodgeneral 4 місяці тому +1

      It just has so many applications in real life.

    • @nickfoster6014
      @nickfoster6014 15 днів тому

      Same

  • @scarymeunster9095
    @scarymeunster9095 4 місяці тому +390

    _The Johnathan Lonathan Anthologan : The 5 Ws of Food_
    *_In Theaters Eventually_*

    • @AlwaysCooodooolu6
      @AlwaysCooodooolu6 4 місяці тому +7

      Or more accurately, _The 6 Ws and 1 H of Food_

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 4 місяці тому +2

      It’ll be out when it’s out, and we like that. It’ll be out when it’s out. But great work ethic.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet 4 місяці тому +7

      Who
      What
      Wet
      Warm
      Wetter
      Water

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@noisepuppetWhey, When, Whet, Why, and sometimes Yeet.

    • @Hunteriffic86
      @Hunteriffic86 4 місяці тому

      And put

  • @aspuzling
    @aspuzling 4 місяці тому +201

    "Emotion" as he slices through thin air is incredible

  • @finsterhund
    @finsterhund 4 місяці тому +291

    "all you have to do is pull out a cup to get a sippy" entered my lexicon and refused to leave. I say it almost every day.

    • @SJHartsfield
      @SJHartsfield 4 місяці тому +1

      same same same

    • @ghostprojekt
      @ghostprojekt 4 місяці тому +13

      Hey man, if life gives you a cup you gotta pull it out and have a sippy.

    • @lucianite0
      @lucianite0 4 місяці тому +6

      For me that's "Luke cold" and "Kalamata Halamata Olives"

    • @Tirgo69
      @Tirgo69 4 місяці тому +3

      Every time I see soup in any context I'm reminded of Wow! It's Made 3 "soup, soup, just eat the contents"

    • @ShinMajin
      @ShinMajin 4 місяці тому +7

      For me, it's, "Oh no! It's food. No one needs to know."

  • @shawnomancy
    @shawnomancy 4 місяці тому +140

    I literally bought an Infomaniac LEGO minifig (at considerable expense ...) to put on our knicknack shelf because my partner and I kept saying "I did not put" "whoops, you have to put" to each other after watching the original vids.

    • @shawnomancy
      @shawnomancy 4 місяці тому +9

      Also “screggs” is now the standard term in our household

    • @santa_with_a_gun
      @santa_with_a_gun 2 місяці тому +1

      but do you randomly reverse words (skillet = skiks, bomb = bob)

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 4 місяці тому +468

    The perfect video to watch while having a meal made up of gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, lukewarm water, Jonathan-warm water, baking powder, baking soda, baking water, molasses, vanilla, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, powdered sugar, brown sugar, brown water, dark chocolate chips, buttermilk, eggs, rolled oats, oil and vinegar, again: oil and vinegar, vegetable oil, olive oil, canola oil, The Egg, cheese, olives, cucumbers, tomatoes, raw onions, REAL olives, parsley, thyme, flour (NOT ALWAYS), chips, toast, soda, batter, food: the magic ingredient, carbon dioxide, a sponge, a living plant, cubes, emotion, Skillet, a sharp knife, rust, a good wrist, your fingers, your local dentist, a family of four not-so-hungry people, and syrup on the side (or waste product, if you want a REALLY kinky muffin)!

  • @d-floe
    @d-floe 4 місяці тому +104

    Canon entries implies the existence of Chef Jonathan Lonathan AU videos and Fanfics

    • @DaThings
      @DaThings  4 місяці тому +60

      "Jon Locke Feeds the Emo Eaters" from 2012 and "The Leftovers" on DaThings2 are not canon

    • @witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280
      @witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@DaThingsWe'll see.. about THAT!

    • @UsagiNintendoGirl
      @UsagiNintendoGirl 4 місяці тому +11

      I mean, didn't Captpan6 make a Jonathan Lonathan YTP? that'd be Jonathan Lonathan fanfiction.

  • @ernestcruz6316
    @ernestcruz6316 4 місяці тому +73

    "The only thing we have to food is food itself." Now that's heavy man.
    Thanks for reposting your magnum opus. Praise Jonathan Lonathan, the man who took two turntables and a microphone and taught us to food, whilst making broccoli disappear in a microwave oven..
    Nevoven.

  • @smooshpopper2
    @smooshpopper2 4 місяці тому +84

    12:32 Rain Salad still kills me whenever i think about it, please just call it rain salad

    • @Bloodletter8
      @Bloodletter8 Місяць тому +6

      Just please call it a rain salad. There's no reason not to for the love of god

  • @MakusinMeringue
    @MakusinMeringue 4 місяці тому +55

    I have been saying "frerf bread" a lot over these past few years, thank you for reminding me that Jonathan Lonathan taught me that.

    • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
      @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks Місяць тому +1

      And I’ve been saying “little bit bittle bit bidibidibidibit bitter”

  • @itsvondell
    @itsvondell 4 місяці тому +50

    "cheese is stored in the ... I'm not gonna say it" still gets me every time

  • @panicathedogpark
    @panicathedogpark 4 місяці тому +31

    “The only thing we have to food is food itself”
    Such a perfect wrap up for such a legendary series. Love you, Chef Jonathan Lonathan ❤️

    • @keysmash_roa
      @keysmash_roa Місяць тому

      Incidentally it's also my favourite Oingo Boingo song

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 4 місяці тому +55

    6:44 I want this played at my funeral with ZERO explanantion

  • @GryphinHusky
    @GryphinHusky 4 місяці тому +31

    The fact that it's titled (Full Series) makes me sad. The Food Series is one of my favorite long-running YTP series from you. I know there's probably no more Johnathan Lonathan content to use, but I still yearned to see more.

    • @jdubelijah2385
      @jdubelijah2385 4 місяці тому +5

      Toriyama also thought dragon ball was over at the end of the original manga, maybe this is just the beginning /sar

  • @MrBeardsley
    @MrBeardsley 4 місяці тому +47

    I got 20 minutes into this before realizing I forgot to turn the captions on, had to start over.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 4 місяці тому +11

      Yup, I'm with you, the captions *_are a must_* and genuinely add to the experience!

  • @CalebTibster
    @CalebTibster 4 місяці тому +70

    With how long this is, I’m tempted to download it and listen to it like an audiobook. I might even subject my brother to it, since I’m going on a long road trip with him soon.

    • @CalebTibster
      @CalebTibster 4 місяці тому +5

      @Dr.QuarexYeah, doing it would mean missing out on the visual gags, which are a lot of the fun in YTPs. Doing it is a lot funnier in concept than it would be in practice.

    • @JrIcify
      @JrIcify 4 місяці тому +1

      You could download it as a video. I'm pretty sure every video playing app on phones lets you lock the screen and just listen.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 4 місяці тому +3

      Once I found out that DaThings creates subtitles for all the videos, I make sure to always have them on as I find that they truly *enhance* the experience. So if you do subject your brother to it, I say make him watch it with the subtitles on so he gets the full intended lawl experience. 😊
      (it also kind of distracts from the obvious scene cuts)

  • @Danominator
    @Danominator 4 місяці тому +68

    I've been debating on who to food for months, thank you for this comprehensive guide

    • @jonasnygren7230
      @jonasnygren7230 4 місяці тому +3

      But did you think about whether to food?

    • @marcoamazo
      @marcoamazo 4 місяці тому +2

      Or maybe even why the food

  • @aaronsegal6052
    @aaronsegal6052 4 місяці тому +64

    Oh no! It's Food (Full Series) with Chef Jonathan Lonathan. Nobody has to know...

  • @erik_moenart
    @erik_moenart 4 місяці тому +8

    18:44 I so appreciate that for the fire alarm you used the proper code 3 temporal signal. It’s the small things that count and you nailed it. Also, I now know when to food thanks to you.

  • @Tommynyp33
    @Tommynyp33 4 місяці тому +18

    Timers to measure time, "thermometers to measure thermomets and mometers to measure mom and measuring containers to measure measurements" 😂😂😂

  • @fen4554
    @fen4554 4 місяці тому +32

    "i'm actually a mediteraa-raia-aian salad dressin-"
    "Shhh"

  • @NONOOBZ4EVR
    @NONOOBZ4EVR 4 місяці тому +46

    I long for Lonathan

  • @zestyaardvarks
    @zestyaardvarks 4 місяці тому +16

    "The only thing we have to food is food itself." Clearly a sentence never before used.

  • @TrueMarble64
    @TrueMarble64 4 місяці тому +11

    I watched the entirety of this with my dad, and when My dad was giving me cucumbers, Johnathan Lonathan was saying "Cute Little Cukes." and Coincidentally, He was serving me that and we both laughed at how he gave me what Johnathan Lonathan was saying. I'll never forget that moment.
    (Yay! He predicted the future.)

  • @AnonymousAxolotl-fx6jk
    @AnonymousAxolotl-fx6jk 4 місяці тому +29

    Finally... the sequel to Whether to Food that we've all been waiting for... Definitely to Food!!

  • @saint_lewis
    @saint_lewis 4 місяці тому +6

    Ah yes, the series that has introduced such phrases into my everyday vocab as “Hold Up, I’m Confoodsed” and “Cinnamoninamon”

  • @facepur
    @facepur 4 місяці тому +22

    This series was one of your best, but I really appreciated that added dedication to Rick. It sent me searching down a rabbit hole that took me to his obituary page, where even Jonathan had left a note talking about his lifelong friendship from when they both met at 19. Those two are certainly deserving to be immortalized in the best way, as a DaThings YTP.

  • @KhanadaRhodes
    @KhanadaRhodes 4 місяці тому +14

    i will forever refer to water that's just slightly cooler than tepid water as lukecold water.

  • @AlexW5354
    @AlexW5354 4 місяці тому +8

    The captions being correct makes it soooo much funnier. Love it

  • @VioletIsOnTheNets
    @VioletIsOnTheNets 4 місяці тому +10

    not a minute in and "flour... NOT ALWAYS." still gets me

  • @Bauter87
    @Bauter87 4 місяці тому +17

    I got hit real hard with "I'm Alaskan *shorts out*" made me laugh waaay too hard

    • @SynestriaVI
      @SynestriaVI 4 місяці тому

      i'm so glad i'm not the only one

  • @dannyatwell5250
    @dannyatwell5250 4 місяці тому +7

    I'm going through a really tough breakup and this video helped me laugh out loud. Thanks Jonathon Lonathon

  • @Pigmedog
    @Pigmedog 4 місяці тому +44

    random thing but as a person with hypersensitivity i really appreciate the use of the muted beep sound, makes it much easier to watch. keep up the good work as usual

  • @hobo-lu-knight
    @hobo-lu-knight 4 місяці тому +6

    Continually glad that DaThings puts subtitles on these, my APD ass would NOT understand it otherwise.

  • @SkyRune83
    @SkyRune83 4 місяці тому +5

    34:23 - Most important lesson of all: Remember this Jelly Donut, because YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK...

  • @StiaanyBoy
    @StiaanyBoy 4 місяці тому +47

    HaH, Yeet.

  • @wilsonsecaur1015
    @wilsonsecaur1015 4 місяці тому +26

    Now that's what I call cinema

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 4 місяці тому +9

    Wait, is TODAY the official Chef Johnathan Lonathan Day, and *that's* why we got this "______ to Foods" video?! 😮

  • @prof4443
    @prof4443 4 місяці тому +10

    It’s a great day for Jonathans and Lonathans everywhere.

  • @wandererscoda
    @wandererscoda 4 місяці тому +10

    Did I rewatch this series just a couple of weeks ago? Yes. Will I be watching this entire video? Also yes

  • @gutterbaby8382
    @gutterbaby8382 4 місяці тому +14

    Jonathan Lonathan has taught me everything I know.

  • @alyssahorton2762
    @alyssahorton2762 4 місяці тому +7

    The amount of times I quote Chef Jonathan Lonathan through out the day, is obscene. Thank you for making my day to day vocabulary a giant pile of (UA-cam) Poop :^D

  • @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283
    @theshiniestmermaidonearth4283 9 днів тому +1

    Sometimes, Chef Jonathan Lonathan is vaguely threatening, it spices up his cooking show. Five stars!

  • @96Grayman
    @96Grayman 4 місяці тому +20

    We don’t talk about pesto, no no no! 💃🕺💃🕺

  • @SJHartsfield
    @SJHartsfield 4 місяці тому +15

    Delicious. Finally some good fucking FooF

  • @terabyte6903
    @terabyte6903 4 місяці тому +4

    The jokes in this series felt a little bit bitter bit bittle bit bittle bittle bittle bit

  • @cardfightersclash
    @cardfightersclash 4 місяці тому +5

    Nothing makes me uncontrollably laugh like the section of the guy drinking the boba tea😂

  • @SonOfaChipwich
    @SonOfaChipwich 4 місяці тому +14

    Jonathan Lonathan Marathonathan

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 2 місяці тому +1

    The deadpan delivery of ridiculous sentence-mixed lines is incredible.

  • @personnel5757
    @personnel5757 4 місяці тому +7

    I have awaited the return of Chef Jonathan Lonathan :D Thanks DaThings!

  • @TTFNG063
    @TTFNG063 4 місяці тому +4

    I couldn’t come up with a good Johnathan Lonathan joke so here’s a random quote:
    “Feta is a cheese.”

    • @Yakal001
      @Yakal001 2 місяці тому +1

      Be scared of plain yogurt

  • @theLOSTpassenger_
    @theLOSTpassenger_ 2 місяці тому +1

    I lost it at 38:18 - “You don’t want to be like this guy. Really, really, really, really, really, you don’t.”

  • @KorenLesthe
    @KorenLesthe 4 місяці тому +7

    What kind of DOOF makes a YTP FOOD compilation ? The obvious answer is a powerful Yes.

  • @The_CretinCreature
    @The_CretinCreature 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you dathings for being dedicated to your work, raising a generation and never being a creep

  • @BeardyGit89
    @BeardyGit89 4 місяці тому +5

    I hope we get a new Wow It's Made soon. Those things are some of the best videos ever uploaded to UA-cam.

  • @Cowloverdude
    @Cowloverdude 4 місяці тому +2

    Is the Biden opacity thing a shout out to very tall bart? Lmao!!! Amazingly hilarious video, I absolutely lost it at the jalapeño joke

  • @DanielDan-rg9zw
    @DanielDan-rg9zw 4 місяці тому +19

    Jonathan is my favorite Lonathan, but he forgot the most important ingredient...
    a mammoth

    • @DanielDan-rg9zw
      @DanielDan-rg9zw 4 місяці тому +2

      The word mixing is the best thing in a YTP and DaThings is nailing it! My chest hurts from laughing!

  • @TonyBMan
    @TonyBMan 4 місяці тому +2

    Thanks DaThings! Now I can finally Food.

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 Місяць тому +1

    17:42 “To put or not to put, that is the question.” - Silliam Whakespear

  • @darkychao
    @darkychao 4 місяці тому +3

    23:14 "extremely virtually" this joke still kills the hell out of me no matter how many times I've heard it.

  • @dominikschneeweihs9538
    @dominikschneeweihs9538 4 місяці тому +4

    OMG Thank you!! This is my favourite YTP to fall asleep to!

  • @mpspenguin2
    @mpspenguin2 24 дні тому

    Curiously, I had never heard of chef Jonathan Lonathan until this video. Until I noticed some striking editing choices I thought he was even a real person! Many thanks for the entertaining video.

  • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
    @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks Місяць тому

    I still think that “jalapeño fingernails” might be the single best bit of word mashup that any YTP has ever had

  • @Roro_2338
    @Roro_2338 4 місяці тому +3

    I'M FROM TEXAS YALL will live with me forever in my brain until the day I die

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm going to be updating this with some of my favorite lines because there's too many to remember by the end. But, I'm so far already cackling at the ingredient list consisting of "Olives and tomatoes" and then later, "REAL olives". What the heck then were the other olives?! 😂
    Also on the ingredient list was specifically, "A family of four not-so-hungry people." Crap, I could only find a family of three not-so-hungry people. Can I make up the difference by adding more real olives?
    Aroundd 3:25, the bottle informing him, "I'm actually a Mediterranean salad dress--" all to get a "Shh..." and the lid quickly screwed back on to shut them up 😂😂
    Next:"Want to know how to tell if a pear is ripe?" *Proceeds to violently bash the pear* 😅
    "Did you know that four Americans will become born this year? And last year, this country died?" Deep...

  • @fearanger1
    @fearanger1 4 місяці тому +8

    Hell yea... ingredience

  • @123cityperson
    @123cityperson 4 місяці тому +1

    the reset button and the blueberries poem always gets me

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 4 місяці тому +3

    "Finally, some good f**kin' food."

  • @dylanwalker9868
    @dylanwalker9868 4 місяці тому +2

    I could cry I am so happy they’re all in one place

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 4 місяці тому +2

    This is one of my fav DaThings series, and is one of the first that I binged once stumbling upon the channel! 🤘
    It resulted in lots of laughs! Not just by me, but by my mom as well, as we listened to a couple while stuck in road construction traffic last summer 😁♥️

  • @PaddletailPhilly
    @PaddletailPhilly 4 місяці тому +2

    Analogue horror comedy at its finest 👌

  • @juliuspleaser4675
    @juliuspleaser4675 4 місяці тому +1

    I hope chef Lonathan loves these, he seems like he would 🥹

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn 4 місяці тому +3

    I always wonder what the people in DaThings YTPs would if they saw them. I'd like to think they'd find it at least a little amusing.

    • @smashwhammy
      @smashwhammy 4 місяці тому +1

      i mean, some former Jeopardy contestants whose episodes got turned into the Jeopardy's Tooth series found them and commented on those videos

  • @theLOSTpassenger_
    @theLOSTpassenger_ 2 місяці тому +1

    “If you’re feeling very risky and you really want it to hurt, you can use your frying pan as a crying pan.”

  • @MrsSmith503
    @MrsSmith503 4 місяці тому +2

    “Wow, way to prevent food borne illness, everyone.” I’m sorry 😢

  • @artc1
    @artc1 3 місяці тому +2

    Dirk Chirclirt Chirps had me crying for an hour!!!😂😂😂

  • @scarlettekk
    @scarlettekk 3 місяці тому +2

    "jalapeno fingernails" im dying

  • @natgrant1364
    @natgrant1364 4 місяці тому +1

    This was absolutely brilliant, Ellie! Thanks for the laughs. :)

  • @dum_potat
    @dum_potat 4 місяці тому +4

    YES!!!! YES!!!! FINALLY!!!! THE LONATHAN SAGA!!!!

  • @mothbazooka
    @mothbazooka 4 місяці тому

    Your unique humor and personality shines through in your edits and that's why your videos are so lasting and special

  • @stickmaker10111
    @stickmaker10111 Місяць тому

    Mixing adjective with nouns half and half has to be what makes me laugh the most

  • @Ananchel27
    @Ananchel27 3 місяці тому +1

    5:10 I love this part so much 😂

  • @ginpachi1
    @ginpachi1 4 місяці тому +2

    Waow, I was going through the playlist recently anyway, another reason to rewatch my favorite series, thanks!

  • @zerglinator
    @zerglinator 4 місяці тому +1

    I'll always love the reset button wiping out whatever was in the microwave

  • @ABoyNamedCharlotte
    @ABoyNamedCharlotte 4 місяці тому

    i'm so happy to see this. this has been my favorite YTP series of all time

  • @jesse-johnson
    @jesse-johnson 2 місяці тому +1

    10:40 covers old internet perfectly

  • @tuzikopalo
    @tuzikopalo 4 місяці тому +1

    this is the perfect thing to watch while I food

  • @Imladris-lm3bo
    @Imladris-lm3bo 4 місяці тому +1

    "I am a handmaid, AMA" piss myself every time

  • @nervousbroad413
    @nervousbroad413 4 місяці тому

    thank you for the gift that is the food series, I come and watch this when i'm having a bad day and it always cheers me up :')

  • @pugsly6338
    @pugsly6338 4 місяці тому +2

    My new favorite longform video on youtube.

  • @TheRoadtoJapan
    @TheRoadtoJapan 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for blessing us 🙏 Will be marathoning this tonight and with my wife and kids in the future in our home theatre 😍✨

  • @MeadowGearSolid
    @MeadowGearSolid 4 місяці тому +1

    "Huh. Yeat. 😏" always gets me

  • @NewjerseyFan
    @NewjerseyFan 4 місяці тому

    I feel like this man is being held captive by DaThings. we need more food content from Jonathan Lonathan

  • @theLOSTpassenger_
    @theLOSTpassenger_ 2 місяці тому

    “The only thing we have to food is food itself. There, I said it!” 🤣

  • @peternicholas3719
    @peternicholas3719 4 місяці тому

    This comp is pure gold. In gonna watch this over and over for like a week lol

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 4 місяці тому +1

    I wonder how many of these recipes you could actually recreate, outside of Mr Lonathan's reality

  • @HalfTimeLazer
    @HalfTimeLazer 4 місяці тому +2

    Your videos are all treasures

  • @bendale7693
    @bendale7693 4 місяці тому +1

    Uhh... I've definitely watched this more than I should. I just said "When you have threeple..." in my English conversation class to my Japanese students. Maybe I should just go with it and tell them it's "real native English".