Sacrificing infants in Star Wars Battlefront 2
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2019
- this video is rated PG
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"We're all in some kind of FBI watchlist."
Aww. How Cute.
@Sentient Zealot XIII I think I had a stroke trying to read that.
@Sentient Zealot XIII I was born in the USA, but even I can't decipher that son of a BITCH WAS I JUST TROLLED?!!
surprisingly enough, I didn't have any trouble reading that....
@Sentient Zealot XIII no.
@Sentient Zealot XIII wat
Zanny:
He attack
He master flank
But importantly,
He yeet younglings in the sarlacc
More importantly, he's got slow connection.
Night Shade most importantly, he slow connec
bust most importantly he´s DARTH MAUL
Night Shade more importantly he’s du du dun
Most importantly, he aowlooloo!!
Youngling: "Sir Zanny! There's too many lags! What are we going to do?"
Zanny: *Ignites lightsaber*
LMAO
Also Zanny: *Stands motionless for 30 seconds before slaughtering them all*
He attac
He flancc
But most importantly
He yeet young kiddies into the sarlacc
Zanny lags then the younglings run away
I’m dying 😂
WiFi goes down:
Zanny: it’s gotta be dice
No it’s gotta be my internet
No it’s gotta be *DARTH MAUL*
This can only be the work of *Dinkleberrrrrg*
@@Bekeon
You need more likes. 😂
I AMMMMM DARTH MAUL
@@Annie-rg4if
*DEEP ASS INHALE*😂
@@Soldier-wi8ps I AMM.....
DARTH MAUL!!
“Wait, why are we indoors? We have a Boba.”
*Thank you for being one of the few who actually thinks of strengthening the team instead of individual skill...*
Ikr , when peps go to jabbas palace and chose boba
Im like 😑😑😑
Dude everyone thinks that
Not really sure if my more supportive teammates are just on the other side, or something is just giving them trouble. I’ve seen half a team of 20 people go Specialist for the entire round with enemy vanguards/enforcers rush us on Starkiller Base. Then you have the people who just use Boba InDOoRS. I mean, unless you’re a *GOD* at Boba using him inside, if so, go ahead.
I would still not go out becaus they would kick me from map becaus the most players just go for the kick out becaus they are too bad
So yes boba should be outdoors but if in a narrow hallway they can't avoid he rockets but he is still better in the open
Zanny: wants Kenobi emote
Also zanny: doesn’t play capital supremacy to get it
It's actually painful to watch
He's a child sacrificing fuck boi and its painful
@@kowalitykoala4099 I mean, you're not wrong.
I mean mental illness is a real thing I guess lol
Star Wars Untold Um...stinky?
Kylo interrupts Maul vs Kenobi
Zanny: *It's treason then*
“The dark side of the force is a pathway to many... lollipops” best thing I’ve ever heard
What if Zanny actually started UA-cam because he actually lives in a village and this is how he pays for all their food and water 😂
Welcome to jungle!
That's why he's allowed to sacrifice children
Explains the poor internet connection
I also love how he's not a bitch and didn't get offended by this comment.
We have fun and games!
Nothing like some blood sacrifices to spice up my Sunday afternoon
With 69 likes, dam
Not even the younglings survived
Ill just make that 778 likes
Il just make it 800
spice up? i do that every sunday
Zanny: *shoots Rey*
Rey: *Rotates like a T-800 series Terminator*
Zanny: “Uh oh.”
6:39
‘Clangbang’
Pronounced: (Cl-ang b-ang)
Definition: Similar to a ‘Gangbang’, a Clangbang is where two or more droids or ‘clankers’ gang up on an entity and engage in a frivolous act of engrossing and compulsive activities; either sensual or violent (honestly either way is harmful).
Example: “hey hey hey, you ready for this clanker gang bang!”
We didn't ask for a Urban Dictionary definition
But thanks nonetheless
Did you just use the hard “r”?
Gonk
*Zanny sacrifices infants in battlefront 2*
Me: "This is where the fun begins"
Obi Wan: “I hate it when he does that.”
@@Sapien.1 KENOBI!
@@metetural9140
Hello there
@@Sapien.1 Don't you have minorities to harass General Kenobi?
@@ratbat1072 GENERAL KENOBI! You are a bold one
Zanny: Sacrificing infants
Dice: That sounds like a new gamemode
yeah it's called youngling hunt
@@greenjedi6691 I want padwan hunt
Also dice: shit we don’t have the budget
🍪
Ex Ample i can just amagine🤣🤣🤣
Enemy team: We just want to win a mach. Zanny: You will never stop at one...6:31
"The dark side of the force is a path way for too many lolipops"
Count Dooku, 2019
Vader: *exists*
Zanny: It’s Vader. Half man, half clanker
Woah, watch that hard r there.
Clank
*er*
Clanka*
Nope I'm going with Clanker
ok
Kenobi isn’t a defensive hero, he just has a swift and decisive offence
Wow nice move
Ahhh, well said! 🙂
That actually was really accurate.
Sightless_Seeker so kids, next time you’re being mugged, just insult the thief for a great self defence tactic!
_ DeadpoolDealsDamage _ *thief proceeds to beat you harder*
"Sacrificing Infants"
Anakin: "HEAVY BREATHING"
1:38
Obi-Wan: flings maul back
Maul: *KENNNOOOBBIIIIIIIIII*
Omg lol
“The dark side of the force is a pathways to many *Lollipops* some consider to be... unnatural”
@@mintymush4259 I love you
And all this ... this ... chocolate
Root beer dum dum’s be like...
“The clankas send their regards.” PEW! *looks at you* “Uh oh.” Actually had me laughing out loud with that one
Same
Red wedding vibes
Me too
*KING DRAGON SENDS HIS REGARDS*
@@LensenMessias ah a fellow ProZD fan
9:44 are we gonna ignore how cinematic that dive was
2:44
Zanny: the Clancas send their regards
Rey: HeLlO tHeRe
Leia: **pops into existence out of nowhere**
Sees vid is monetized
“A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one”
Good. Zanny Good. Pay me Pay me now.
@@LewisCrazyy I shouldn't
@@Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE Dew it
The first word I hear is “fascist”
Tate Berhorst i heard it wrong so I thought he said something i am (Racist)
No it was “here”..
*That's because his allegiance is to the Republic. TO DEMOCRACY.*
Zanny, the most relatable person ever.
"Ah success, where have you been all my life?"
No One:
Zanny after Crates we’re taken out: Taking one last look, sir. At my friends
PlumpRook 62 were
Master Skywalker there is too much lag, what are we going to do?
*Ignites Saber*
No one:
Zanny: *DARTH MAUL!*
0:46 👀👀
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not 1 being in the entire galaxy:
Anakin: *slaughter's younglings*
Northern Yeti Gaming entire squad got killed on Endor watch my video for the last hours
Who are you
I'm such a big fan!
3:52 "I can see your shadow, you huge hunky clanker" that's a hard r that you used there bud
Zanny: "it must be dice's servers"
Me: "only a sith deals in absolutes"
Underrated comment bro lol : D
We need a video of zanny playing lego worlds now.
*Douku stares at his saber*
“Lollipops, cavities on a stick”
Chameleon1616 DEAAAAAADDDD
What I just realized is The Actor of Count Dooku also is the actor for Willy Wonka's dad?
@@emilyanntl6650 yup
The way Rey looked at zanny was hilarious
5:21 Didn’t expect that reference 😂
I don't get it?
@@butterskywalker8785 Sounded like a terraria reference.
It's a mafia reference.
"Yeet the kid”
-Anakin Skywalker
edit: thanks for all the likes
RobertoPatgallinaMLG 2 "ya yeet"
*y E e T*
YeEt
Ben Parker Yeet -Logan Paul
Thumbnail was posted by u/Heavyweighsthecrown. Minus the baby
zanny 🅱️epic
Only zanny😂
Hay, I hope you can see this, but I love your vids! They are the height of my week, and they are the best vids on UA-cam! You will get a mil subs soon. If you were to like this post, it would make my day. Thank you for your vids, and never stop plzzzzzz
(｡-_-｡ )人( ｡-_-｡)
Zanny you should play dcuo
SPOOKTOOBER ZANNY!!!
Zanny:
He ATTAC
He MAKES US CRAC
But... most importantly:
3 POINT SABER ATTAAAAAC👌👌👌
“Ima keep doing that until reach is added to MCC”
Reach is announced to the mcc
5:56
Clone: Why do I hear boss music?
nice fallen oder reference
e
a
s
ports
its
in
the
game
*Sees title
Please no Zanny,not again,not the children we have done this too many times...
Caleb Brooks They’re animals and he slaughtered them like animals!
Me: watching UA-cam.
That new zanny video: exists
Me: *"hello there"*
Zanny: “Find Kenobi, he still hasn’t returned my Bionicles.”
Me, a Toa: “You’re feeling awkward, you’re feeling cold, you feel like someone’s watching you oh no, like you were on a different plaaaaane.”
Still think his kylo ren impression is on point, “where is the girl?”😂😂😂
“I smell her”
“You cannot run not hide from me girl”😂🤣😂
The *gurl*
9:19 *kills Lando*
“Your N word pass is now mine” 😂😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
HES TO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE
Wait....
Palpatine killed Mace..........
@@iamacatperson7226 *too *Palpatine
ShukaHusk Lol, I need a better pair of eyes, thanks
@@iamacatperson7226 ah it's ok
nigga
0:41 Its gotta be the dice severs no its got to be my internet no its got to be DARTH MAUL!!!
Zanny: it’s got to be dice servers.........no it’s got to be my internet..........no it’s got to be DARTH MAUL
Zanny: *wants Maul’s emote*
Also Zanny: *doesn’t play Capital Supremacy*
Deadpool _I’m so cool_ you don’t need to play CS to get the emote
Yes so what
“Lollipops, lollipops, cavities on a stick” - Count Dooku
Finley- is that a double reference?
Zanny: *struggles from slow internet connection*
Me: *First Time?*
5:05
Zanny: *Sacrificing Child*
Battlefront 2: Heroic Sacrifice
Zanny: _plays a match on Crait_
Me: It’s salt
“The dark side of the force is a pathway to mAny cavities”
The funniest part of this video: Zanny probably intentially weakened his connection or just turned his router off to make this joke
Zanny: "THREE POINT SABER COMBO"
Me:This is where the fun begins
"I'm here team! How can I help?"
*Sees a shit ton of heroes*
"Oh shit.."
"I'll come back later!"
😂😂
appropriate reaction
Zanny’s internet: * is bad * The local kids in his village : *my time has come*
'The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many... Lollipops.'
- The Zan-man, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, with terrible WiFi
Video title: “count dookie takes a dookie on the battlefront”
66 likes lol
I’m building a computer so one day I will be able to play battlefront at 6 FPS one day
8:01 is an exact replica of obi-wan’s force push on grievous in episode III 👀
1:39 You can hear the Darth Maul “Kenobi!” emote as Maul gets pushed away.
I laughed at one battlefront video
*instant sub*
7:11 You were my brother anakin I loved yo- *THREE POINT SABER COMBO*
Zanny: That poor clone boy. wonder what he was thinking
clone boy: ILL TAKE YOU ALL ON
“It’s the darndest thing!” - Zanny 2019
1:52 “Master furry” at that moment I was drinking soda, and when I heard that I nearly choked from laughing.🤣
Arfisew Uchiha yeah but you like anime
Some Guy your point?
@@wackycreature9465 uuh.. why does It matter whit what he said?
Some Guy Yeah he likes anime you got a problem or something?
Arfisew Uchiha you like anime that’s my point boomer
"the dark side of the force is a pathway to many.. lollipops." -Zanny 2019
TIMMY! NO!
Legend has it zanny would be a fascist to be able to get a Daily Crates
That's not a legend it's a fact
After a 13 hour binge I know all the battlefront memes
the best thing in the battlefront 2 videos is him saying "lollipops"
Anyone else get the instinct to turn ur phone off and go to bed but u can’t cuz u keep hearing KENOBI! and you just wanna keep watching.
That’s me right now.
This goes to show how entertaining Zandril is.
Me: sees title
“What da fuc?!”
Is Zanny secretly from Carthage?
You get history points if you understand.
You mean Hanibal's strategy right?
@@koprotheka6055 Carthaginians would sacrifice their own children to the gods in exchange for favor in battles, harvests, ect.
@@byzantine2516 ooohhhh ok
@@byzantine2516 wow, then i am Happy they got totally OBLITERATED from existence by Rome!
They needed the help of their God to fight! What a bunch of weaklings.. they deserved It.
Carthage, not Carthrage, but the mistake doesn't matter
Zanny: Let’s go, Mussolini let’s go!
Hitler has joined the lobby
When I heard Zanny complain about his shit connection, I thought he was going to go into an ad-read about an internet provider
The intro is so relatable 😂
WiFi problems.
And just the video
Ah, yes... My favorite Dooku quote:
*l o l l i p o p*
“Also known as cavities on a stick”
I love how he said “no I don’t want to play LEGO worlds” right now” not “who plays LEGO worlds”
Anakin: So any way I started chopping.
Obi-wan: 🤦♂️
The zanman blesses us with a Battlefront vid 🙏
When Zanny finally uploads after the Battle of Yavin:
*Here's Zanny back from the dead, it's a miracle.*
zanny's back. back a again. He is back. tell a friend.
@@sleepybear3110 Indeed he is... But the Daily Crates are gone forever..
@@femto2168 oooff that sucks and it was a part of the zan clans history
“I’m Darth Maul, and you’re fighting me in a tight hallway, do you have a death wish?”
My man predicted the Maulway
1:38 darth maul getting launched to the air:
Darth maul: EeeAAahhHHHhaaAahHhHHhhH
I’m still so astonished how this man does not have more subs
Guess who's back
Back again
Zanny's back
Back again
I have been watching zanny since 200k and I still love all of His content
Zanny: *thinks the NT-242 is the last sniper*
Dice; There is another
Zan Man’s back is here to murder my dreams.
Oh the walkers are getting closer, I’m gonna die.
NO I DON’T WANT TO PLAY LEGO WORLDS RIGHT NOW!!
Wifi: is dieing
Me: i felt that
1:27 the dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many lollipops
1:32 Darth Maul!
Finally, after waiting for four whole days, my only reason for waking up in the mornings has uploaded a video. thank you dad
ps please play ashen
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
1:24
"It's Gotta Be DICES Servers, No Its Gotta Be My Internet, No Its Gotta Be DARTH MAUL!?"-Zanny 2020
Absolutely no-one:
Zanny: LETS GO MUSSOLINI LETS GO
3:17 when the fuck did dice hire Michael bay?
Zanny: I’ve become more cringier than any Jedi.