Yeah, the one who calls everyone "buddy" or "pal" and plays the Christian version of Wonderwall at every church gathering, then goes home and listens to his sweet nordic black metal collection on vinyl.
@@raymondpjoyce why would I be sad? I enjoyed that movie a lot lol. Plus, it's not out yet. Anyone who hasn't seen the original and doesn't know what it's about probably still won't get it.
@@franktedder1236 the original is great and really doesn't need a remake imo, cage and travolta were perfect casting Going off other remakes of classics I'm I have very low hopes for this but whatever I guess I probably just won't watch it
Raymond Joyce damn dude this is my first hearing of the news. That’s like trying to remake universal soldier or they live or snake pliskin movies. It just needs to be that movie from that time.
Yep. That sort of thing is ubiquitous in virtually any form of Christianity in the US. Having grown up in the American South, you could easily walk into a gas station/convenience store and see something like this on sale-right along side the lighters and tower of sunglasses...
Just a tiny disclaimer. I live in Finland where it's illegal to sell sunglasses without UV protection. It's due to the fact that without the protection they don't block UV at all, but their darkening effect causes pupils to expand which causes even more UV to enter your eyes. So it's actually healthier for your eyes not to use sunglasses with no UV protection. Edit: Having been questioned by my fellow countryperson, I seem to be unable to find confirmation for the legal status. But still, avoid unprotected sunglasses, the protection isn't that expensive.
Untreated glass tend to stop UV quite well IIRC, but you should still avoid UV as much as possible But if you're interested in harming your eyes with UV, just ask your local welder for sand in your eyes, which is sunburn in your eyes, caused by flash exposure to UV light
It would actually be REALLY HARD to find unprotective glasses. Even a piece of plastic blocks most UV rays. See AvE "Auto Darkening Welding Helmet" and "Knock off Ray-Ban glasses vs UV laser" videos
MazzeruAcciacatore is correct, most if not all plastic lens sunglasses are made of polycarbonate which blocks 100% UV. No special coating needed. Incorrect is that all plastics block UV. Pure acrylic for example does not block any UV. For most acrylics however an additive is used to make it filter/absorb UV light.
Somewhere in China, there's a factory that just pours resin on live beetles. In other news, I never thought I'd watch a video of ashens stroking Nicolas Cage's face, and yet at the same time I'm not surprised.
I was _massively_ disappointed that the "cage" item wasn't related to Nicolas Cage, and then - *B҉O҉O҉M҉!* - it was so much better than I could have hoped.
When you're at the pearly gates you just flash your "forgiven" bracelet, say that God gave it to you, and you hope that St Peter doesn't call his boss to check.
@@Ambient5oul dude, if you wanted to have that meaning you'd omit the 'toilet' . There is no such thing as a "toilet bowel" . I guess the less intelligent don't really read properly before correcting someone.
Rachael B Yes, someone was trying on clothes. "This outfit was only 5 dollars!" Too bad it wasn't Ashens in nothing but a pair of uncomfortable sunglasses.
Ads tried to sell me on a pair of easy fit bras, they are very comfy while also hiding 'distracting lumps and lines'. I'm a single dude. Looks like I finally threw Google Ad-sense off. :D
I'm crying laughing right now those camo zz top beard action figures are the guys from Duck Dynasty LOL! The best part is they intro son of the show is a ZZ Top song 😂😂😂😂
The great thing about Ashens videos is that if it's been released a day ago or three years ago, they are relatively the same great value we expect from ashens
13:09 I'm pretty sure those are based on the show "Duck Dynasty". How odd! LOL! EDIT: If you search "Adventure Wheels action figures" you'll see these and the figures in this video.
@@franktedder1236 But if you sleep through the Crafsman's videos, you miss all the great songs like his recent hit, "Modify These Figures (Using the Peg System)."
Omg, when you first described the bearded camo figures my mind immediately thought it would be hilarious if they were supposed to be the family from a reality TV show called Duck Dynasty. I have never been more pleasantly surprised when it turns out they were exactly that.
In the u.s we call them Japanese beetles, they terrorize our tomato plants and love flying full force into your metal gutters. Also, if they land in your hair they're a pain to get out.
Dear Dr Ashens I'm writing to say thank you for keeping our poundland stores open as u are the only person on this planet who buys there tat,please don't stop as our world would become very boring indeed. Yours faithfully A poundland special fan😜 (Yes I know it is not a poundland special video)
Not only did I get this cushion recommended to me, no. A few days ago wish also blessed me with nicholas cage sweatpants and they are the stuff nightmares are made of.
That Wish shirt is so elastic because of the elastane within it, wich is a great material to mix with natural fibers so the clothing made out of them is fresh and resistant. Just don't put it in the dryer or it could shrink.
"We've got a cherry toilet brush, a Nic Cage sequin cushion, our skull bracelets with forgiven scribed on them, Our super stretchy Wish brand T-shirts, an arseful of Duck Dynasty figures, We've got our Streaming light plugged into the cigarette lighter of our Cadillac which is probably giving us irreperable eyeball aids, It's 11pm and we're wearing weird sunglasses."
How's it going Ashens!!! Every time I get a new video notification, I get super excited and get giddy like a little kid lol. Seriously though, theSuart and his whole crew that makes it possible...a HUGE thanks you fo always providing such great unique content for free!
Let me translate what it means to you heathens. "I am not responsible for my own actions and If I do something that offends you I will call you a snowflake." That's what forgiven means here in the states.
@@TrashwareArt Well yes, that's what I meant. They don't really understand what that word would mean in a biblical sense, since they basically use it as an excuse to be an asshole. Which is basically the opposite of what the teachings of Jesus boil down to, "don't be an asshole", so the only one to forgive them would probably be the guy at the exact opposite side of the spectrum (don't know if he forgives anything though...).
I knew it was Nic Cage because A.The Thumbnail, and B. I've seen the advertisements for the pillow on wish ALOT, and have thought about buying it before.
The figurines that look like ZZ Top are actually of the characters in the show "Duck Dynasty"
145629_numbers and the funny thing is, the theme song of the show is by ZZ top
That's cause I believe they are Duck Dynasty figures...or whatever the Chinese knockoff version you'd find in a dollar/pound store would be
That's exactly what I was thinking.
King of Duck
@@Clutch28 Knockoff duck dynasty would be mallard monarchy
"...I'm not made of money..."
Well my dear Ashens, what are you made of? Poundland mallow treats and bitterness would be my guess.
Inflatable crowns. He's made of inflatable crowns and sad onions.
@@herbiehusker1889 you forgot the Chinese weird bad quality item
He's just a bunch of those terrible pound land trucks
He’s 10% pound land shit and 90% British fuckface
Also some mysterious bacteria's from expired foodstuffs.
As an American from the Bible belt I can say that the "Forgiven" bracelet is definitely something you'd see a "hip" youth pastor wearing
Yeah, the one who calls everyone "buddy" or "pal" and plays the Christian version of Wonderwall at every church gathering, then goes home and listens to his sweet nordic black metal collection on vinyl.
@@willf.4590 i want to meet this pastor
"Christian version of Wonderwall"
The what now?
@@MusicFanatical1 Y'know, whatever Christian pop song corresponds to Wonderwall's simple chord structure.
Gongaloon O'Codswallop don’t know which is worse: the Christian version of Wonderwall or the original. Probably both
13:07 Watching a British man vaguely describe the action figure cast of Duck Dynasty is absolutely amazing.
@Samson Themighty i think its embarressing if you are anybody
The second coming of "guitar dome".
I unironically want that Nic Cage cushion. That is the highest of high art.
It truly is.
*Nick
"Not the Sequens! Ah! Their in my eyes!"
Skeletor The Supreme his name is Nicholas, not Nickolas, you Dickolas
Outdated Account name
OK, boomer
I love how ashens says the name of each item like a teacher giving a spelling test.
Same here man.
S t o r e
S t o r e
S t o r e
It reminds me of the English lessons with Victor on TV.
I assumed it was a reference to the mystery voice on ISIHAC.
I find it really calming for some reason
The perfect pillow would switch between Cage and Travolta
It makes me sad that most people won't get the face off reference.
@@franktedder1236 I'm sure you'll be more sad when people do get it because they're remaking it
Im sorry for sharing this terrible news with you
@@raymondpjoyce why would I be sad? I enjoyed that movie a lot lol. Plus, it's not out yet. Anyone who hasn't seen the original and doesn't know what it's about probably still won't get it.
@@franktedder1236 the original is great and really doesn't need a remake imo, cage and travolta were perfect casting
Going off other remakes of classics I'm I have very low hopes for this but whatever I guess I probably just won't watch it
Raymond Joyce damn dude this is my first hearing of the news. That’s like trying to remake universal soldier or they live or snake pliskin movies. It just needs to be that movie from that time.
After this video, Nick Cage pillow sales will definitely skyrocket.
We hope
Jokes on you, I'd already bought one!
I already have one on the way lol - AliExpress is cheaper
Why wouldn't that be the most coveted item anyways?
I've seen it around a few places.
That Nic Cage cushion is the greatest product I have ever seen.
Can we all stop and admire that this man is kneeling on his floor with his hands in his couch?
what if he was actually standing and he's only 2 foot or what if the couch is 6 foot
You’re the type of person I’d be friends with
For 13 years
He's probably sitting on a small chair meant for small children.
IN his couch?
"forgiven" merchandise is a thing with certain branches of Christianity in the US.
Mainly Southern Baptists, nondenoms, and young Catholics.
You mean Given’s bracelet? Cool.
Uboa Noticed You So basically the same thing “WWJD?” was 20 years ago?
Hahaha
Yep. That sort of thing is ubiquitous in virtually any form of Christianity in the US.
Having grown up in the American South, you could easily walk into a gas station/convenience store and see something like this on sale-right along side the lighters and tower of sunglasses...
Just a tiny disclaimer. I live in Finland where it's illegal to sell sunglasses without UV protection. It's due to the fact that without the protection they don't block UV at all, but their darkening effect causes pupils to expand which causes even more UV to enter your eyes. So it's actually healthier for your eyes not to use sunglasses with no UV protection.
Edit: Having been questioned by my fellow countryperson, I seem to be unable to find confirmation for the legal status. But still, avoid unprotected sunglasses, the protection isn't that expensive.
Onko oikeesti?
@@solomale2156 Hmm, näyttää siltä, että en löydä vahvistusta sille ja saatoin puhu roskaa niiden laittomuudesta.
Untreated glass tend to stop UV quite well IIRC, but you should still avoid UV as much as possible
But if you're interested in harming your eyes with UV, just ask your local welder for sand in your eyes, which is sunburn in your eyes, caused by flash exposure to UV light
It would actually be REALLY HARD to find unprotective glasses. Even a piece of plastic blocks most UV rays.
See AvE "Auto Darkening Welding Helmet" and "Knock off Ray-Ban glasses vs UV laser" videos
MazzeruAcciacatore is correct, most if not all plastic lens sunglasses are made of polycarbonate which blocks 100% UV. No special coating needed.
Incorrect is that all plastics block UV. Pure acrylic for example does not block any UV. For most acrylics however an additive is used to make it filter/absorb UV light.
the bearded figurines look suspiciously like the cast of "duck dynasty"
Glad I'm not the only one thinking that.
Thats becuase it is
@@1stViscountessNivlac Nope, those are definitely the inbreds from Duck Dynasty.
Yup. I was going to say, "Stuart needs to google 'Duck Dynasty' and weep."
man, ive been watching duck dynasty thinking it's a zz top documentary,i did find it weird that they didn't play their instruments
"I'm not made of money" finally a youtuber I can relate too!
Most UA-camr atm make very little money
Somewhere in China, there's a factory that just pours resin on live beetles. In other news, I never thought I'd watch a video of ashens stroking Nicolas Cage's face, and yet at the same time I'm not surprised.
dead ones actually, which is uh
not any more or less strange
Attention Nic Cage pillow enthusiasts! There are also Jeff Goldblum pillows!
LIFE uhh FINDS A WAY!
Holy shit, that Nicolas Cage cushion is the first thing I've seen in these Wish videos that I legitimately want, that thing is glorious trash
It's on the same tier of goodness as THE GOOSE.
I hope he never gets rid of it.
They sell Nick Cage sweatpants as well.
I was _massively_ disappointed that the "cage" item wasn't related to Nicolas Cage, and then - *B҉O҉O҉M҉!* - it was so much better than I could have hoped.
They should make a set of these pillows with Cage and Goldblum
I've seen it before and was wondering where it came from
That Nicolas Cage cushion is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
Ashens: "I can't see anything out of these sunglasses."
Me: Well, you *are* wearing them indoors.
...In late autumn.
...In England.
…at this hour.
@@EddieHawkinsII At _any_ hour, really. 'English autumns' and 'sunlight' don't typically occur in the same sentence, at least in _my_ experience.
@@Nitrinoxusyou have experience in England? I am very sorry 😢
When you're at the pearly gates you just flash your "forgiven" bracelet, say that God gave it to you, and you hope that St Peter doesn't call his boss to check.
Petition for the cushion to become a permanent fixture on the couch.
Instant sign
Signed
Signed.
Yes
But it’s all red with just the eyes revieled😂😂
Even though I know it's clean. It still makes me uncomfortable to see him touching the bristles on the toilet brush 😂
Could be a return
Maybe it's because you can only *assume* it's clean.
The Jesteress how do you know it’s clean?
He put it in the dishwasher first
"Life is like a Toilet Bowel of Cherries" - Ashens, 2019I'd wear that t-shirt
@Random. bowl*
Life is like a toilet. You get out of it what you put into it.
(Takes a bow)
@@Ambient5oul dude, if you wanted to have that meaning you'd omit the 'toilet' . There is no such thing as a "toilet bowel" . I guess the less intelligent don't really read properly before correcting someone.
I hope Ashens never stops these videos. He brings me genuine joy
The glitch in the beginning tripped me out
Thought I was the only one who noticed the glitched intro.
No.. but is the video broken? 🤔
“do you really want to carry corpses with you”
who says i don’t already .....
Exactly, some of us are goths, and some are serial killers....
Amanda Harper some of us are both :)
Do the parts of a corpse count? Cause I got spleen for ages... hehe.
Gonna have a snack at the ready
Totally missed an opportunity for a Silver Skull reference. I miss him.
He will return don't worry.
@@MrRattlebones640 I hope you're right, Lenin.
My thoughts exactly man. I miss him too.
Damn man you're making me tear up :'(
Welp, that's one way to get a chocolate covered cherry!
V I L E
nooooooooo
EEEEEEEEE.
Threw up in my mouth a bit there at the imagery you created
Covered from the inside, mind you. Thaat's magic!
"life is like a toilet bowl of cherries" -Ashens
*everybody: inspired* 😂
...
That cushion is actually pretty awesome!
I’m a simple man, I see nick cage stealth pillow, I like.
think i might actually buy one of these haha
Woah, this is the most original youtube comment ever. Did you think of this all on your own?
I have a Jeff Goldblum pillow.
I see Nick Cage pillow
I click fast on the video
I get a double shot, yo
And you know I'm satisfied
@@brodi81 Woah, this is the most original -youtube- comment ever. Did you think of this all on your own?
I strangely want one of those hideous Nick Cage cushions, It is spectacularly terrifying.
A pennywise one would be better
I have one, its weird to have it just staring at you sometimes
@@jameszackarevicz3848 legend
...I got a wish advert before this started. The complete assimilation is almost complete.
Rachael B Yes, someone was trying on clothes. "This outfit was only 5 dollars!" Too bad it wasn't Ashens in nothing but a pair of uncomfortable sunglasses.
Me too
Same, the ads usually match the video somehow
Ads tried to sell me on a pair of easy fit bras, they are very comfy while also hiding 'distracting lumps and lines'.
I'm a single dude. Looks like I finally threw Google Ad-sense off. :D
Had 4 wish ads though video
Surely this deserves the "cheapo" intro.
"OOH! Ooh there's little controller buttons, I'm excited now!"
-
Stuart Ashens, 2019
I'm crying laughing right now those camo zz top beard action figures are the guys from Duck Dynasty LOL! The best part is they intro son of the show is a ZZ Top song 😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard when I realized who the bearded men were
Brit doesn’t realize the “camo vest, zz style sculpted beard” action figures are from the extremely American tv show duck dynasty
I knew, we did have it over here but they was a bunch of rich ass overly christian homosexual hatin' bunch so nobody really gave a shit.
He's very lucky to be unaware.
@@triplemurray And that's why Americans loved it so much.
@@homelessrobot like Married at first sight garbage.
Obviously. It's not his demographic, and not in his country. It's an obvious fact that he wouldn't know what it is.
im so glad my step dad showed me this channel in 2011- probably one of the best reviewers 😂
Stuart, what happened to the intro? It looks like it got corrupted.
I saw it and I thought my phone went bezerk I got freaked out
I just saw this! I got scared that youtube might crash again like it did way back when.
Same here
The intro did the same for me on my phone, but it looks fine on my tv
Same to me
I've always wanted to clean my crapper with a giant cherry.
Stop
*shitter
😂😂😂
There's a sentence you don't hear every day. 😂
Oh good, I imagine putting a wet toilet brush into that near sealed holder is going to work well
You're not supposed to put a toilet brush back in it's holder while it's still wet. That's what guest towels are for.
I fear no man, but that pillow, it scares me.
My sister bought me the Nic Cage pillow last Christmas and I love it.
is it still holding itself together?
@@caramelldansen2204 He is still alive and well!
@@FranticYak I'm asking because if I were to buy one, I'd hope it wouldn't fall apart after like 3 months :3
@@caramelldansen2204 Mine is still going strong thankfully. You never know with Wish though.
The great thing about Ashens videos is that if it's been released a day ago or three years ago, they are relatively the same great value we expect from ashens
True
11:45 - When you both choose the same character and one has to play with the player 2 alternate colors.
13:09 I'm pretty sure those are based on the show "Duck Dynasty".
How odd! LOL!
EDIT: If you search "Adventure Wheels action figures" you'll see these and the figures in this video.
I was thinking the samething.
They are definitely based on that show
They are
Googling tells me they are Adventure Wheels Duck Dynasty action figures. Now we just need to tell Ashens that they are being sold on Ebay!
I got a Nicolas Cage Movie trailer before watching, blessed.
Life is like a bowl of cherries, everyone's stoned.
thanks
@@sonofatwitch82 Yeah, wanna skype sometime? Your glasses make Tony moist.
Bit late to the party but Ian they are a smashing pair of glasses
Fanatic glasses indeed. Nice specs. Mmmmmm yyeeeeee
“A dead beetle”
Me: George Harrison?
Thanks for making me laugh.
Mark Hashman No problem! I like when my comments create a positive Mark.
Limited time only: Paul McCartney
feurysj You wrong for that cx
@@ourphilosophyis9119 jokez
I listen to Ashens for 2 reasons.
1) To laugh for hours
2) To be soothed to sleep by his voice
Tonight it’s the latter.
Ashens is my guilty ASMR. 😏
Same Alexandra!
Ashensmr
Same
Same. Ashens and The Craftsman are usually my nightly routine
@@franktedder1236 But if you sleep through the Crafsman's videos, you miss all the great songs like his recent hit, "Modify These Figures (Using the Peg System)."
OH MY GOSH HIS EXPLANATION OF THE DUCK DYNASTY ACTION FIGURES NEARLY KILLED ME XD
No it didn't
Get well soon
Lmao very funny
I've seen that Nick Cage pillow before, but it's no less brilliant.
Me : Mum can we get Bob Ross
Mum : We have it at home
Bob Ross at home : The thumbnail
Nick with the pillow in the back
Omg, when you first described the bearded camo figures my mind immediately thought it would be hilarious if they were supposed to be the family from a reality TV show called Duck Dynasty.
I have never been more pleasantly surprised when it turns out they were exactly that.
Send that beauty light to Big Clive... He'd love to take it apart
When I first looked at the thumbnail I thought it was the necronomicon
It is.
Same.
Pretty sure it's a real beetle in "imitation" amber.
Looks like what we in Australia call a Christmas beetle. They show up in early summer in the lead up to the Christmas season.
@@davefuss That's what I was thinking aswell
In the u.s we call them Japanese beetles, they terrorize our tomato plants and love flying full force into your metal gutters. Also, if they land in your hair they're a pain to get out.
@@bobtimus In the US mid western area we call them June Bugs because they usually appear around June and don't go away until September.
"this might blow up overtime, but let's not think about that right now" killed me right there 🤣 that's the Wish spirit spot on 🤣
As soon as he showed the picture of the "ZZtop figures" I blew coke out my nose laughing that he said that.
@D'niro Gavin B O T H
Easy on that booger sugar fam
i’m watching this while i have a leisurely poo
I have the cherry toilet brush in my flat 😂
You should give it a try in your bathroom...
@@frac That's where it is...
@@xXLeRainbowLlamaXxx OOF
@@xXLeRainbowLlamaXxx ....
A flat is an apartment in america if you guys didnt know
I like that Nic Cage pillow.
Me too
The avatar of the OP and the name of the replier above me is perfect
My cage is better tho
YOU DON'T SAY
this is definitely the second most famous couch on earth
Just to confirm if I'm right, what's the first one?
Casting couch
The Big Comfy Couch
@@discopotato4673 my guess is the simpsons couch lol
This one is probably even less hygienic.
Thank You Stuart Ashens to brighten my life up !!
Your videos are really what i need these last couple of days .
Goddammit, If there was one time to make a face off joke it was now
7:56 - The look of those glasses remind me of the Sony Glasstron, the head mounted display glasses that Sony came out with from 1996 to 1998
They look like Inuit snow goggles. Quite like 'em.
Dear Dr Ashens
I'm writing to say thank you for keeping our poundland stores open as u are the only person on this planet who buys there tat,please don't stop as our world would become very boring indeed.
Yours faithfully
A poundland special fan😜
(Yes I know it is not a poundland special video)
their*
My god I'm so sorry
Surely you mean "Dear Dr Ashens"?
He didn't spend all those years on his PhD to be called "Mr"!
When the camera cut to you wearing those sifi glasses I almost pissed myself.
Sifi. Knock off chinese sci-fi.
If the ringlight breaks you can always send it to Clive, but honestly i was surprised that it even featured cold, medium and warm light
I swear I've seen that pillow in many of my nightmares.
One man's nightmares are another man's dream
Your wet dreams you mean
Not only did I get this cushion recommended to me, no.
A few days ago wish also blessed me with nicholas cage sweatpants and they are the stuff nightmares are made of.
I was also thinking the "forgiven" bracelet was a religious thing, so yeah that's probably right.
“Maybe he’s just a walkie-talkie enthusiast.
The main point is, we don’t care.” 😂
This man's has had this couch and been kneeling in front of it making item reviews for 13 years.
That’s what you call dedication
We call the other Ghost Busters the "Ghost Space Busters", to distinguish it from Ghostbusters, all one word
Cage pillow is a thing of beauty.
beetle necklace glows mad bright in the dark.
For some reason, with the stream light tripod, I expected him to say "So you can pod your tripe."
Looks like an extra from deliverance...all right that warranted a chuckle 👏🏻👏🏻
That wish shirt is for Elastigirl from the incredibles. That's why it's so stretchy
That Wish shirt is so elastic because of the elastane within it, wich is a great material to mix with natural fibers so the clothing made out of them is fresh and resistant. Just don't put it in the dryer or it could shrink.
"We've got a cherry toilet brush, a Nic Cage sequin cushion, our skull bracelets with forgiven scribed on them, Our super stretchy Wish brand T-shirts, an arseful of Duck Dynasty figures, We've got our Streaming light plugged into the cigarette lighter of our Cadillac which is probably giving us irreperable eyeball aids, It's 11pm and we're wearing weird sunglasses."
"Hit it."
Reminded me of Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
@@fedorafluke Nah, man, The Blues Brothers.
I used to watch your videos when I was 14
Your video came up In my recommendations I'm 19 now and this brang back so many good memories. Thank you
"What would an item be designated as forgive by?"
Yes.
I love Ashens, he never fails to put a smile on my face and always bring joy to my day :D
😂😂😂 those are Duck Dynasty Action figures!!! “ZZ Top beards” 😂😂
I think those sunglasses are a great way to sum up the '80s:
Looks really cool, is damn near useless.
They remind me of snow goggles used by the Inuit and Yupik.
How's it going Ashens!!! Every time I get a new video notification, I get super excited and get giddy like a little kid lol.
Seriously though, theSuart and his whole crew that makes it possible...a HUGE thanks you fo always providing such great unique content for free!
10:10 I had no idea Wish had there own mascot, WHISHMAN
But it being Ashes doesn't surprise me in the least
Yes, the "forgiven" bracelet is a religious thing. Kind of a theme among the evangelicals here in the States.
Probably to remind either them or others of it, because nobody would have guessed the way they use to act :P
I agree just looking at that thing it reaks of church camp and forced view points
Let me translate what it means to you heathens. "I am not responsible for my own actions and If I do something that offends you I will call you a snowflake." That's what forgiven means here in the states.
@@TrashwareArt Well yes, that's what I meant. They don't really understand what that word would mean in a biblical sense, since they basically use it as an excuse to be an asshole. Which is basically the opposite of what the teachings of Jesus boil down to, "don't be an asshole", so the only one to forgive them would probably be the guy at the exact opposite side of the spectrum (don't know if he forgives anything though...).
I like it how the font they used on it looks like something from a Crayola crayon label.
Send the light to Big Clive so he can take it apart.
"Fizzog" is such an underrated word. Nice to see it make a comeback, sort of
5:12 years ago i remember having something like that but bigger and the bug inside it was something interesting as well. It also glowed in the dark.
When he said cage. I thought it would be Johny Cage.
Funny how a fake actor stand out to me more than an actual actor.
I knew it was Nic Cage because A.The Thumbnail, and B. I've seen the advertisements for the pillow on wish ALOT, and have thought about buying it before.
Ashens: Camo guys with ZZTop Beards
Americans: I'm about to ruin any respect this man has left for American television.
"I'm ded." - Billy the Jolly Beatle.
Ashens
: I hope some of you have already guessed it !
.
.
Ashens : *puts item on thumbnail*
This makes me so happy that you got the cage pillow, been in my ads for a couple months now
Been a big fan for 11 years and got to say your wish videos are some of the best. 😂
Man my mind is f*cked cause I thought that was a actual human face stictched onto a pillow. Then I read the title😭