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  • @siliconebaby6270
    @siliconebaby6270 5 років тому +2378

    didn't model the underwear. I've never been more disappointed

    • @pixiemoonglow9642
      @pixiemoonglow9642 5 років тому +61

      You know, I was strangely disappointed too! At least put them on your head or something!

    • @masew2012
      @masew2012 5 років тому +81

      Come on guys...
      He is saving it for the misses...
      He will wear it before they go to bed lol

    • @kruleworld
      @kruleworld 5 років тому +9

      @@masew2012 He'd be better saving it for his HITS... woof, woof.

    • @jonmahashintina
      @jonmahashintina 5 років тому +21

      maybe next time one of the items will be a love doll. and we can spend the entire series of these videos slowly getting the items to fully dress it.

    • @Mossfaerie
      @Mossfaerie 5 років тому +24

      He did. You just need to pay for his private snapchat ;)

  • @zazakoolaid
    @zazakoolaid 5 років тому +1473

    Here's my time to shine
    The Chinese text on the little green tab says.... "Box opening tool"

  • @memebrother7083
    @memebrother7083 5 років тому +573

    When he said he ruined the cable beforehand I was predicting all the ways he could’ve broken it, but I did not expect that

    • @thatoldschoolvolvoguy5012
      @thatoldschoolvolvoguy5012 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 5 років тому

      Same here man.

    • @kadrix732
      @kadrix732 5 років тому +5

      I was confused at first because I saw this comment, and he said he ruined it, I didn't see anything wrong with the cable. And then he procedeed to open the product with it XD.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 5 років тому +2

      Foundation

    • @anew742
      @anew742 5 років тому +17

      The worst part is how the lid of the makeup tube has a little punch so he didn't even have to ruin it

  • @zombie-process7025
    @zombie-process7025 5 років тому +507

    "Sir.... It seems someone's just ordered makeup, lockpicks, currency from the Congo, a USB cable and....... women's panties." "Um.... keep an eye on that."

  • @mrcaboosevg6089
    @mrcaboosevg6089 5 років тому +365

    20 Congo cents is £0.000095, it's literally not worth the paper it's printed on

    • @FastForwardPlans
      @FastForwardPlans 5 років тому +82

      Its actually worth money to money collectors, sort of, about 2 pounds. So technically, people from Congo could get rich selling money.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +24

      I wonder about their economy

    • @yeahok6240
      @yeahok6240 5 років тому +4

      ecstasy.apostasy ded

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 4 роки тому +7

      @@elephystry Congo is ranked as the poorest country in the world (based on the GDP or gross domestic product)

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 роки тому +12

      btw the china contstruction bank share of one seems to be worth more than everything else in this delivery together, lol.

  • @Calvbread
    @Calvbread 5 років тому +2163

    “开箱器” roughly translates to “box/case opener”.

    • @nogo7277
      @nogo7277 5 років тому +68

      Thankyou ^-^

    • @urzamtg
      @urzamtg 5 років тому +140

      i actually got one of those taped to a box i ordered off amazon last week... never saw such a thing in my life, what are the odds i see it twice in 1 week

    • @Rugg-qk4pl
      @Rugg-qk4pl 5 років тому +34

      @@urzamtg baader meinhoff effect. It's likely you've seen them before but since you've noticed it now it will stand out for a while

    • @tylerdoop
      @tylerdoop 5 років тому +4

      Thank youuuu :)

    • @BlackvvvFist
      @BlackvvvFist 5 років тому +4

      Thanks for saving us the effort

  • @SirCodsworth
    @SirCodsworth 5 років тому +832

    Ashens not using the lid to pierce the tube made me irrationally angry.

    • @satan9627
      @satan9627 5 років тому +48

      Had to go back to see what it is that you were talking about as i wasn't paying attention the first time and now I am irrationally angry. Thanks.

    • @TheSalcakes
      @TheSalcakes 5 років тому +66

      You'd be surprised how many people haven't worked this out yet.

    • @creepydude94
      @creepydude94 5 років тому +34

      And it's not like it's a weird thing only makeup does and therefore the average manly man has no way of knowing. You buy stuff like polysporin and it's the same way of opening ._.

    • @RTSchofield
      @RTSchofield 5 років тому +17

      I, personally, am utterly furious.

    • @rubeniscool
      @rubeniscool 5 років тому +13

      @@creepydude94 or even paint, let alone anything medical xD

  • @javierpowell4705
    @javierpowell4705 5 років тому +1382

    Ashens bought panties and opened them up, while he keeps the necklace in plastic, guess we know which he'll use more

    • @evacuatedspace69
      @evacuatedspace69 5 років тому +30

      Talking from experience mate?

    • @javierpowell4705
      @javierpowell4705 5 років тому +58

      @@evacuatedspace69 I'm not into what ashens is into apparently

    • @cipherthedemonlord8057
      @cipherthedemonlord8057 5 років тому +58

      We deserve a product review of him wearing them.

    • @jordanpike5816
      @jordanpike5816 5 років тому +50

      @@cipherthedemonlord8057 so are the panties being reviewed, or is ashens being reviewed in the panties?

    • @jacklyn5695
      @jacklyn5695 5 років тому +10

      Javier Powell He’s probably planning to resell the necklace

  • @Sauspreme
    @Sauspreme 5 років тому +740

    "I'm worried about the make up on my knuckles causing diseases."
    *Eats 69 year old canned chicken*

    • @jonathankruger6356
      @jonathankruger6356 5 років тому +15

      Ye but he at least knows all the ingredients that's inside that can of chicken
      Where as the makeup could be anything including dead rat babies

    • @CAMZAB
      @CAMZAB 5 років тому +2

      Didn’t hear him say that because I was replaying the points of my wrist moment back in my head and imagining him describing more things that he couldn’t find the name for.

    • @xFreSh999_
      @xFreSh999_ 5 років тому +1

      Nice

    • @xaladolokiyo
      @xaladolokiyo 4 роки тому +2

      this video didn't age well

    • @rte3384
      @rte3384 4 роки тому

      THATS THE FUNNY SECKS NUMBER HAHA PLEASE LAUGH I NEED TO GET INTERNET POINTS TO PAY MY TAXES

  • @wojminator
    @wojminator 5 років тому +833

    I've screamed internally when you didn't use the pointy bit on the cap to pierce the metal on the foundation *THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR*

    • @lisavandenbosch7512
      @lisavandenbosch7512 5 років тому +27

      i was sooo annoyed about that hahaha

    • @wminerva252
      @wminerva252 5 років тому +30

      @Gavin star Calm down

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 роки тому +9

      @@wminerva252 no whyy shouldnt we? thats just utterly stupid. every 7 yr old that eats thomy ketchup or mayo in tubes knows how to do this. every fucking dude that uses toothpaste knows how to do this

    • @Brickkzz
      @Brickkzz 4 роки тому +29

      @@tarkitarker0815 toothpaste? We have peelable aluminium strips on toothpastes in the UK

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 роки тому +3

      @@Brickkzz u dont have only them check elmex for example. or just a thomy ketchup tube.

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 5 років тому +3180

    It's called Wish because you wish you hadn't ordered this shite.

    • @elitheOG
      @elitheOG 5 років тому +3

      😀👍

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker 5 років тому +27

      i wish i could sell stuff worth 2 cents for 2 pounds :3

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 5 років тому +2

      Shite is one of my favorite words.

    • @potstella
      @potstella 5 років тому

      Not bad

    • @kilmentvoroshilov2827
      @kilmentvoroshilov2827 5 років тому +1

      AceAttorny I’m going to ban you from my Christian Minecraft Server

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 5 років тому +626

    That DR Congo note is a 20 cent (centimes) note. 0.2 francs. In 2018, that's worth £0.000099 or one hundredth of a penny due to hyperinflation.
    Don't spend it all at once now !

    • @upinatoms2166
      @upinatoms2166 5 років тому +44

      Damm thats nearly enough to buy out an Australian sweets shop

    • @IIGrayfoxII
      @IIGrayfoxII 5 років тому +2

      @@upinatoms2166 Which one?
      The one where I live is pricy

    • @upinatoms2166
      @upinatoms2166 5 років тому +2

      @@IIGrayfoxII well i used to live in gandah,where it was very cheap, and as well as when i was in tasmania

    • @Yamezzzz
      @Yamezzzz 5 років тому +3

      @Dylan Lewis It is in francs. DR Congo francs. There are 100 cents in a franc

    • @AAARREUUUGHHHH
      @AAARREUUUGHHHH 5 років тому +1

      @@Yamezzzz Even if it was 20 francs, that's still less than 1 pence lol

  • @SpookyDooky
    @SpookyDooky 5 років тому +238

    More of this format, please. It's like a throwback to the poundland special days of old

  • @TheCharlieChitty
    @TheCharlieChitty 5 років тому +246

    Bought the eight pound set.
    Thirty different lockpicks.
    Twelve different transparent locks.
    Actual leather case.
    Buying from Wish is like dunking your hand into a barrel filled with both trash and gold.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 років тому +4

      And the dreaded Candiru!

    • @yeong126
      @yeong126 5 років тому +6

      And we are wish-ing to get one of these gold huh

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack Рік тому

      Wish is an enabler of thiefs

  • @DnEdBr
    @DnEdBr 5 років тому +449

    Further proof that Ashens could review literally anything and it will be entertaining.

    • @CAMZAB
      @CAMZAB 5 років тому +2

      Well maybe, hasn’t really been tested as he only reviews quality products or products that are crying out for a review to potential buyers, like myself.

  • @ReegusReever
    @ReegusReever 5 років тому +293

    Might order that first necklace, but with the letter W, and give it to someone I don't like; that way they can walk about with WANCHOR around their neck.

    • @Kostas_Ountsis
      @Kostas_Ountsis 5 років тому +8

      That's a legendary pun👏👏

    • @hsuhorn
      @hsuhorn 5 років тому

      Konstantinos Ountsis wanker

    • @Kostas_Ountsis
      @Kostas_Ountsis 5 років тому +3

      @@hsuhorn oi u fokin wot m8

    • @DarkwolfRedsoul
      @DarkwolfRedsoul 5 років тому +1

      Oh my god! Thats a perfect idea. Allthough ill probably do it with a locally bought necklace.

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 5 років тому

      I used to be a sailor but then I got an anchor around my neck

  • @erig2818
    @erig2818 5 років тому +314

    Ashens is my favorite beauty guru here on youtube

    • @MegaBillX
      @MegaBillX 5 років тому +1

      Damn :))

    • @kateschmid2889
      @kateschmid2889 5 років тому +5

      I can't wait for his first Instagram makeup tutorial!

    • @pikapika3667
      @pikapika3667 5 років тому +1

      Ashens should do a makeup special where he buys the first makeup he finds for ten random words that are slightly related to make up. Put em all on at once and see what happens.

  • @Stylemaster911
    @Stylemaster911 5 років тому +319

    Throwback to the "Iphone" review when Stuart broke down in laughter after he found the radio antenna. I haven't laughed so hard it hurt like that in a long time. What a wholesome channel! Can't believe that was in 2010 lol..

    • @adalaza
      @adalaza 5 років тому +14

      Where has this decade gone?

    • @mergt3386
      @mergt3386 5 років тому +8

      I believe that was the first video of his I ever saw, crazy how fast time passes without you even realising it. 2010 feels like it was maybe 3 years ago.. not 9!

    • @littlegrimmie1
      @littlegrimmie1 5 років тому +6

      An excellent memory.

    • @evcotter08
      @evcotter08 5 років тому +2

      Just watched this again and omg I’d forgotten how funny it was. For those looking, it’s the “iPhone 5G” review. Comedy gold.

    • @rachael1090
      @rachael1090 5 років тому

      I can't even remember if I saw that video when it was still new. It was a long time ago though xD

  • @alexmelton2001
    @alexmelton2001 5 років тому +347

    “A” on the necklace is for ashens!

    • @KoVurt
      @KoVurt 5 років тому +12

      A is for AARR cause I is a pirate innit...

    • @HPsawus
      @HPsawus 5 років тому +2

      KoVurt init blud mad tings I go lik arrrrr init g u get me

  • @darylpowell401
    @darylpowell401 5 років тому +204

    "It's sorta cheap and broken"
    congratulations stuart, you just discovered wish's business model

  • @pinyon9967
    @pinyon9967 5 років тому +646

    Please do more its like the poundland special... if poundland was drunk

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 5 років тому +7

      But I thought pound land was already drunk.

    • @umm_rm
      @umm_rm 5 років тому +18

      it makes poundland look decent

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 5 років тому +1

      @@Silentgrace11 pound land is decent

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 5 років тому

      @IanC14 drunk doesn’t mean it’s indecent ;)

    • @mel_energy
      @mel_energy 8 місяців тому

      Ashens doing a drunk poundland special... I would like to see that

  • @biglol4ever
    @biglol4ever 5 років тому +396

    I hope He does more because Wish sure is a treasuretrove of cheap tat and since poundshops don't produce as much weird crap anymore Wish is the perfect place

    • @B_Skizzle
      @B_Skizzle 5 років тому +37

      I quite enjoyed the fact that you capitalized "he" as if Ashens is a god. (I mean, of course he is, but I don’t think we need to call attention to it.)

    • @Offensive_Username
      @Offensive_Username 5 років тому +4

      Wish is a treasuretrove for a consumerist and wasteful society.

    • @Savannah_Simpson
      @Savannah_Simpson 5 років тому +2

      Offensive Username no more so than Amazon

  • @MarcWeertsMusic
    @MarcWeertsMusic 5 років тому +519

    'Good grief!' Is an exclamation used a lot in the Peanuts cartoons, which is probably the reason that 'Grief' resulted in the Snoopy panties.

  • @gorelover199
    @gorelover199 5 років тому +247

    "Panties with a picture of bloody Snoopy on them" To be fair Snoopy is bloody only on certain times of the month.

  • @SleepingPepper
    @SleepingPepper 5 років тому +150

    Currency from the Congo....I think you just stumbled on the true function of Wish. Money Laundering.

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 5 років тому +4

      Wait, really? Or are you joking.

    • @SleepingPepper
      @SleepingPepper 5 років тому +24

      @@nathanschmitz2302 When I typed it out it was definitely intended to be a joke, but the more I think about it, the more 100% serious this comment becomes.

    • @howtowithelizabeth7513
      @howtowithelizabeth7513 5 років тому +9

      Wish is 98% all counterfeit that’s why it’s so cheap and what isn’t fake is usually factory rejects

    • @tarkitarker0815
      @tarkitarker0815 4 роки тому +3

      @@howtowithelizabeth7513 congo´s money is worth SHIT and china has its claws all over east and middle africa, i wouldnt doubt that they get mmoney with them to sell it when they get there to make business or vacation. 3 pounds per 20 shittycents is good if you can carry 100 of them just fine in your suitcases lower bag.

  • @exileexecutus
    @exileexecutus 5 років тому +214

    When i searched for "ashens" on wish, the first result that came up was a necklace with the word "dad" .

  • @Crosshill
    @Crosshill 5 років тому +317

    im always fascinated at the many unexpected ways that wish products fail to deliver at any sort of standard

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif Рік тому +1

      They have their own standard... the one that makes you wonder if they make them bad on purpose

  • @readmore8974
    @readmore8974 5 років тому +216

    The music box works a LOT better if you press it against a wooden table for example.
    Source: I have one of those

    • @korvliten873
      @korvliten873 5 років тому +8

      I AGGRE I GOT SO ANNOYED WHEN HE DID THAT

    • @acephantom903
      @acephantom903 5 років тому +5

      @Michael Persico It also sounded like the notes weren't spaced properly. Almost as if you needed to hook it up to a motor to give a smooth turn.

    • @lawrence1565
      @lawrence1565 5 років тому

      was just about to comment the exact same thing lmao

    • @thinkublu
      @thinkublu Рік тому +1

      @@korvliten873 eh you can't expect him to know lol

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack Рік тому

      It does but that thing was also broken and had cheap metal. Actual "name brand" ones like you get in a souvenir shop are a lot louder.

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 5 років тому +25

    I knew Grief would be a Peanuts item since the characters always say, “Oh Good Grief!”

  • @ginasannino2089
    @ginasannino2089 5 років тому +129

    That is a 20 cent note apparently, worth about 0.000096 pound sterling.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 5 років тому +7

      Wonder what it's worth now thanks to our moronic crime minister.

    • @howtowithelizabeth7513
      @howtowithelizabeth7513 5 років тому

      Gina Sannino I like foreign coins there neat but I wouldn’t pay much for them

    • @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries
      @ZaibatsuHeavyIndustries 4 роки тому +3

      So a hundredth of a cent. Yes. I can buy 0.07 square nanometers of a piece of paper.

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 3 роки тому

      Do you know what that plastic thing was?

  • @mog398
    @mog398 5 років тому +107

    The music box is much louder and clearer if you hold it against a hard surface whilst playing it

    • @Daniel6254
      @Daniel6254 5 років тому +2

      Great profile picture haha

    • @hanvyj2
      @hanvyj2 5 років тому

      Yeah we got one for my kid in a box and I was really surprised by how nice it sounds.

    • @456asd654
      @456asd654 5 років тому

      He even says that you can fix it to something and then complains about the sound

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 5 років тому +1073

    Just used Google Translate with my phone camera and that green Chinese guitar-pick-like thing apparently says, "unpacker".

    • @wingboy099
      @wingboy099 5 років тому +169

      Maybe an envelope opener?

    • @entropyms0016
      @entropyms0016 5 років тому +214

      It’s for your keychain so you can easily cut through plastic packaging.

    • @cassiecadigan6684
      @cassiecadigan6684 5 років тому +242

      So it would have been the perfect thing to open the foundation tube with

    • @BLY99
      @BLY99 5 років тому +40

      It seems to be more for cutting open the tape on packages.

    • @DisappointedScrosh
      @DisappointedScrosh 5 років тому +1

      It’s a phone repair tool, used to help get the display off the phone

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 5 років тому +215

    According to Google, 20 Congolese Centimes is equal to less than £0.0001 in British Pounds Sterling.
    Some dude in the Congo is making a killing selling his shit currency on the internet to make novelty gifts for weird Westerners. Honestly, i don't blame him in the slightest. Good for him... albeit bad for his country's economy.

    • @kourii
      @kourii 5 років тому +29

      It's not bad for the economy. If anything it's good, although I think the effect has got to be negligible

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 5 років тому +10

      Give it time, if will be worth more than sterling if May gets her way

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 5 років тому +17

      He is converting his nations currency into currency of value, which is doing a HUGE positive thing for his countries currency, as long as he spends that profit locally.

    • @brianm6337
      @brianm6337 5 років тому +2

      @@IanC14 America: Hold my beer

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 5 років тому

      In a lot of countries, people have a business selling local currency for more than the exchange rate. They set up shop near airports and hotels in tourist locations.
      Most tourists deem that as a scam, but it is a very profitable venture. They claim it isn't a scam as tourists are paying for the convenience.

  • @0ctothorp
    @0ctothorp 5 років тому +53

    Should have called up LGR with his Avon makeup DOS computer before ordering that foundation.

  • @skwaab
    @skwaab 5 років тому +15

    Massive love for the "Music box from Great Yarmouth amusements ASMR" experience there, Ashens. Top lad.

  • @beeblefoxx
    @beeblefoxx 5 років тому +72

    Interestingly enough, 4:07 is where this stuff came from

  • @carmal59
    @carmal59 5 років тому +555

    Anyone else wonder why he didn't just use the lid of the foundation to pierce it instead of the USC C cable lmao

    • @tendersheep667
      @tendersheep667 5 років тому +50

      Because he's a man.

    • @DeAthWaGer
      @DeAthWaGer 5 років тому +23

      yeah you can clearly see the cap has a puncture tool at 8:59. He also NEVER remembers a knife.

    • @hwogrillo
      @hwogrillo 5 років тому +10

      @@tendersheep667 Can confirm this is the reason. I would have poked it with the cable or a key or whatever else was handy too.

    • @DeAthWaGer
      @DeAthWaGer 5 років тому +8

      @@tendersheep667 what kind of man also NEVER remembers a knife (despite years of opening packages on videos)? Ashens.

    • @carmal59
      @carmal59 5 років тому +7

      @Tender Sheep there are plenty of packages similar to that, that aren’t normally makeup products that have the feature in them

  • @SleepTalkMetropolis
    @SleepTalkMetropolis 5 років тому +85

    Wow, these new lootcrate boxes have gone down the drain.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 5 років тому +1

      This would actually be an improvement.

  • @oscarmuffin4322
    @oscarmuffin4322 5 років тому +27

    Can't wait for Stuart to review a fidget spinner buttplug if this happens again.

  • @leonardo0x1
    @leonardo0x1 5 років тому +100

    Dear Ashens, you might want to try putting the music box down on a wooden surface.

    • @hoej
      @hoej 5 років тому +15

      Or just any hard surface. I screamed internally when he complained about the quality. They all sound like crap until they are on a hard surface.

    • @petrescuework-difficultcas6581
      @petrescuework-difficultcas6581 4 роки тому +7

      @@hoej They don't. If you have decent quality ones they sound great in your hands.

    • @sad_doggo2504
      @sad_doggo2504 4 роки тому +1

      Shepherd Sam true true. I've heard some that sound absolutely beautiful. Big warning sign that that one didn't even look the same

    • @rfc-793
      @rfc-793 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@hoej I think it is somewhat screwed up as well on the lower notes. The comb seems to be a bit out of orientation. Easily fixed by loosening the locking screws and tweaking it.

  • @__elly__
    @__elly__ 5 років тому +437

    That 20c from the Congo is worth .012 GBP

  • @hyperaije
    @hyperaije 5 років тому +14

    This is a pretty promising format. I'd love to see a video like this pop up from time to time

  • @fernalon3398
    @fernalon3398 5 років тому +18

    The Chinese construction banknote says "practice note", which I believe is used to train bankers how to count banknotes quickly.

  • @isaacsrandomvideos667
    @isaacsrandomvideos667 5 років тому +8

    You’ve never changed, *THATS WHY I STILL WATCH YOU!*

  • @chubbycatfish4573
    @chubbycatfish4573 5 років тому +22

    开箱器 means box opener (literally open box device)

  • @ayse14
    @ayse14 5 років тому +47

    Please do more of these. This is a great concept and you're hilarious at things like this!

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 5 років тому +28

    The reason those panties showed up in the search is because between "good grief!" being a Peanuts catch-phrase and grief being a possible typo for "brief," the algorithm made a pretty good guess by adding both together.

  • @04whim
    @04whim 5 років тому +36

    In Britain we have Pound Stretcher. In China they have Yuan Snapper.

  • @engx3733
    @engx3733 5 років тому +4

    'can't wait to wear them down the docks later'..lol

  • @AllanJHolm
    @AllanJHolm 5 років тому +10

    "You have been poisoned."
    Should be on the bottom of glass then, right? But only if you're in The Villiage.

  • @peetey897
    @peetey897 5 років тому +465

    The Dermacol is almost certainly fake, the real product is semi-legendary, fairly expensive and somewhat hard to get ahold of.

    • @stagpie6449
      @stagpie6449 5 років тому +113

      I'd love to have a scientist test how much fecal matter is inside that tube

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 5 років тому +22

      Yup it's a fake for sure, it doesn't have a real Trustseal seal thingy on the back, and there's other tells as well.

    • @MRtucnakCZE
      @MRtucnakCZE 5 років тому +83

      It also had a prod on the top, which Ashens could use to poke in, instead of ruining the cable. Oh well.

    • @Adrastia
      @Adrastia 5 років тому +20

      @@MRtucnakCZE Well to be fair Ashens isn't a lady or a man who fancies makeup. Plus the way he did it was much more amusing because he totally ruined the cable. Maybe wipe the excess off, let the makeup dry then chip it out of the little slit in the cable with something like a sewing needle or straight pin?

    • @MA-xv4wc
      @MA-xv4wc 5 років тому +4

      @@stagpie6449 Or lead, for that matter.

  • @lordadamfirst
    @lordadamfirst 5 років тому +590

    Ah Wish, the reason I installed ad block... so I didn't have to hear that obnoxious music.

    • @madwatermelon1316
      @madwatermelon1316 5 років тому +30

      I'm sick of those damn ads too. Seriously, how much have they paid UA-cam it seems to be nearly every video you click on now.

    • @swaggaming2564
      @swaggaming2564 5 років тому +1

      *ad block

    • @lordadamfirst
      @lordadamfirst 5 років тому +2

      @@swaggaming2564 rip

    • @niccon.7276
      @niccon.7276 5 років тому

      Mada Third which ad blocker do you use/recommend (I’m a mobile user if that helps)

    • @DjValius
      @DjValius 5 років тому +1

      Chrome book and other Google ads are starting to piss me off too.

  • @TumbleGamerTK
    @TumbleGamerTK 5 років тому +316

    First I thought wish? Really?.
    And then I thought, wait that's perfect for Ashens
    I'll watch the video now

    • @aoifebakunin1966
      @aoifebakunin1966 5 років тому +1

      It's a good twist on the UA-cam staple of buying garbage on Wish

    • @turnbull832
      @turnbull832 5 років тому +2

      First I saw an ashens video pop up then I pressed it. I don't do too much of that thinking stuff.

    • @endlesswanderer1753
      @endlesswanderer1753 5 років тому

      I feel like gatekeeping you being a fan of Ashens, man. If you saw the Wish episode of Barshens, you would have come to that conclusion months ago.

  • @BluecoreG
    @BluecoreG 5 років тому +212

    12:28
    Aww D:
    I image the seller has a tough life and has to sell these coins to put food on the table. 😭

    • @DragonNexus
      @DragonNexus 5 років тому +1

      He bent it and I thought "Well...I'd have had that if he didn't want it 8("

    • @aimee7270
      @aimee7270 5 років тому

      DragonNexus oh I’m sorry let me send it to you. Can you pay for shipping?

    • @thaghost909
      @thaghost909 5 років тому +21

      He paid £3 for 20 Congolese Francs worth £0.016 and some sort of unusable Chinese currencies.
      I think the seller is doing alright...

    • @videos2896
      @videos2896 5 років тому +9

      thaghost
      I doubt the seller is selling alot of these, it's not a very life changing business idea

    • @LuluTheCorgi
      @LuluTheCorgi 5 років тому +1

      @@thaghost909 Looks cool the Note, I'd pay a Pound for that

  • @hasanhejazi4831
    @hasanhejazi4831 5 років тому +4

    Been watching you since I was 16. I'm 24 now and damn thanks for the years of entertainment. ❤️ Never stop

  • @glittabones
    @glittabones 5 років тому +239

    I'd wear that necklace. But I do still shop in Claire's Accessories, so that's no big surprise.

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 5 років тому +1

      Me too and it could be A for anchor!

    • @tomg5187
      @tomg5187 5 років тому +5

      glittabones aww that’s kinda sweet! 😁

    • @CyberneticEden
      @CyberneticEden 5 років тому +8

      I'm a goddamn grown adult and I still shop there, no shame. Icing, their spin-off store has really good stuff for some more "grown-up" style if that's what you're looking for!

    • @Captainspamo
      @Captainspamo 5 років тому

      It likely contains cadmium being a cheap Chinese piece of jewelry

  • @Kurairu
    @Kurairu 5 років тому +92

    Grand Illusions seems to have gotten your transparent lock...

    • @11Cent
      @11Cent 5 років тому +1

      lol i saw that

    • @FlamRackett
      @FlamRackett 5 років тому

      Heh

    • @ascorbic123
      @ascorbic123 5 років тому +1

      @Andrew Gerety huh...water from the Nile....water from the Nile

  • @CountDrunkula
    @CountDrunkula 5 років тому +57

    5:30 my girlfriend always wears those panties to let me know the Red Baron is in town and it's dangerous to do a bombing run.

  • @ShakeItLittleTina
    @ShakeItLittleTina 4 роки тому +3

    7:56 is the most intense foreshadowing in this channel’s history

  • @pinkushatejar
    @pinkushatejar 5 років тому +8

    I have that charger cord, works pretty well.

  • @michaelwilliams9566
    @michaelwilliams9566 5 років тому +29

    Oy vay!
    A whole website dedicated to tat!
    Ashens shall reign forever!

  • @RichJMoneyTV
    @RichJMoneyTV 5 років тому +15

    The cap of the foundation has a pointy bit for puncturing the seal... as most things sealed that way have.

  • @F34RPr0duction
    @F34RPr0duction 5 років тому +80

    The green plastic thing is a package opener

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 5 років тому +17

      Shame he didn't open that one before the foundation tube ha

    • @waywardhero1177
      @waywardhero1177 5 років тому +6

      and they put it inside the actual package.

    • @BLY99
      @BLY99 5 років тому +7

      @@animeartist888
      Or he could have just used the cap like it is designed to be.

  • @IcazoTheWolf
    @IcazoTheWolf 5 років тому +38

    heh, you got 0.012 USD in the Congo money =D
    You're rich =D
    as for the coin, it's an obvious fake of Emperor Ch'eng Tsu's coin from 1403 - 1424 AD

    • @HioImMario
      @HioImMario 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah it's Obviously that

  • @mealex303
    @mealex303 5 років тому +16

    I saw a vid like this and one item they said about was titled glass party straws but they where obviously crack pipes lmao 😂

  • @dariusrobotson6872
    @dariusrobotson6872 5 років тому +177

    Stuart used dollar more than once, he's getting Americanized. we can't have that.

    • @MuchWhittering
      @MuchWhittering 5 років тому +7

      *Americanised

    • @GammaRingHunter
      @GammaRingHunter 5 років тому +8

      @@MuchWhittering Nah darius is correct,being Americanized and all

    • @trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390
      @trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390 5 років тому +3

      He's becoming a real boy

    • @purpleravenstar
      @purpleravenstar 5 років тому +3

      Darius Robotson
      On one of his Q&As he mentioned he stayed in the United States for a short time.
      It's been a while since I saw that video, though.

  • @georgeadams6254
    @georgeadams6254 5 років тому +58

    The pants coming from the word 'Grief' is likely to be a reference to Charlie Brown. "Good Grief!!"

    • @gurgy3
      @gurgy3 5 років тому +4

      George Adams AAahhh! George, PI - panty detective

    • @VisionThing
      @VisionThing 5 років тому +1

      gurgy3 - The best kind

    • @georgeadams6254
      @georgeadams6254 5 років тому

      @@gurgy3 i feel a new case on my hands.

    • @mikebell2112
      @mikebell2112 5 років тому +1

      Good briefs.

    • @Bootleg_Jones
      @Bootleg_Jones 5 років тому

      @@georgeadams6254 Would that be a brief case?

  • @TylerMcCann-Barnes
    @TylerMcCann-Barnes 5 років тому +25

    4:07 Vietnamese soldier thanking gracious ANZAC soldier that spared his life

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 4 роки тому

      Lmao Vietnam kicked your ass.

  • @PizzaWormLight
    @PizzaWormLight 5 років тому +3

    I'd love to see more of this! There's a lot of electronic tat on Wish too :D

  • @longnamedude3947
    @longnamedude3947 5 років тому +106

    Explore Aliexpress, same tat, less money, you'd be.suprised at some of the crazy stuff you get suggested when looking for things

    • @ZeldaDD
      @ZeldaDD 5 років тому +7

      I like to poke around on there sometimes just to see what I can find. So many truly bizarre phone accesories! Want a gun you can put your phone in? Go to AliExpress!

    • @longnamedude3947
      @longnamedude3947 5 років тому

      @@ZeldaDD I've got some really crazy screenshots of really weird stuff from Aliexpress, I do have to wonder who even thinks half of these products will even sell

    • @stephancalitz7113
      @stephancalitz7113 5 років тому +1

      They do have things of value on their as well at least

    • @longnamedude3947
      @longnamedude3947 5 років тому +2

      @@stephancalitz7113 That is true, you can get some actual deals on Aliexpress, it all depends what you're buying, some items cost more than competing websites by a considerable amount but I've found that's rather uncommon for the majority of products

    • @cassandrine
      @cassandrine 5 років тому +3

      Wish is just a 3rd party seller for AliExpress and other similar sites. You order from wish for a bit more money and they order it from AliExpress and send it to you. Even the 'free items' shipping costs more than the price of the item plus the shipping combined

  • @jabba334
    @jabba334 5 років тому +27

    Hey Ashens! Whenever you get a sealed tube like that, look at the top of the cap, there's usually a pointy bit* included to get it open. Save a USB cable next time. *Pointy bits may be banned in your country or just too expensive to include on cheap makeup. Do not use pointy bit on eye, small children or kittens.

    • @jeffhughes1318
      @jeffhughes1318 5 років тому +2

      "Pointy bits" are quite possibly banned in Norfolk. Arr boy.

  • @justinhamilton8647
    @justinhamilton8647 5 років тому +15

    Your videos actually help with my addiction to buying shit and discarding it a minute later, guess I’m hooked to the feeling of opening stuff and I can get my dose of it by watching you, and without wasting money!

  • @darronb248
    @darronb248 5 років тому +11

    those sankyo music boxes need to be resting on wood to make it sound better as the soundwaves get louder on wood

  • @grahambretman4010
    @grahambretman4010 5 років тому +5

    Found Ashens in my recommendations wish I'd discovered sooner

  • @trippydrew8492
    @trippydrew8492 5 років тому +4

    I hope you do more of these, it is a pretty good format and suits your style perfectly

  • @michael1234252
    @michael1234252 5 років тому +4

    11:52 China makes a crap ton of those coins as a replica of their old ancient coins from like the 10th century or so. But most of them are used as decoration in jewelry, candles, and other stuff like that. Plus at the same time they are sold allot in souvenir shop in China Town all across the world. Besides most of them are junk unless you actually have a real one from 500 years ago.

  • @tOSdude
    @tOSdude 5 років тому +2

    This was in my recommended list on a grand illusions video about a transparent lock. Now I know why.
    Your lock was sent to Tim!

  • @SOK39
    @SOK39 2 роки тому +1

    I have learned English words now thanks to these Wish videos

  • @halopartyboy
    @halopartyboy 5 років тому +46

    Did some research, that Chinese Construction Bank bill is a training bill. Guess that means it's for training tellers and the like.

    • @TheRealColBosch
      @TheRealColBosch 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking that, or worker scrip for a company store.

    • @alexandermfellmanify
      @alexandermfellmanify 5 років тому +1

      Oh. I really thought it was funeral money. Good job, sir.

    • @MrStabby19812
      @MrStabby19812 5 років тому +1

      I have fake notes that are for testing ATM machines

    • @Xx_m1k3_0X1onG_xX
      @Xx_m1k3_0X1onG_xX 5 років тому

      @@MrStabby19812 how good are they though

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 5 років тому

      I guessed it's probably for a sacrifice ritual, where you burn the note. "Joss paper" on wikipedia.

  • @Adrastia
    @Adrastia 5 років тому +10

    Ashens is the master of unlocking.
    Also, I am disappoint that you didn't model the panties.

  • @belagracie
    @belagracie 5 років тому +8

    I am addicted to Wish to the point my mailman asked me who I know in China. You just have to be extremely selective about what you buy. I have found a LOT of things available through Amazon (by 3rd party sellers) are the exact same product available through Wish.

  • @Zarsu470
    @Zarsu470 5 років тому +1

    Do more of these please o.o they are fun with the whole random word you do ^_^

  • @IntergalacticSpaceKitten
    @IntergalacticSpaceKitten 5 років тому +1

    I like this. You should take word requests from the comments and do regular videos like this. It's like bonus fun trying to guess wtf you bought according to what word you used.
    And just to help you out in the future, that foundation tube seal can be punctured with the cap that screwed off of it (most of the time). You just flip the cap over and there should be a little bump thing on it to poke thru it.

  • @waldevv
    @waldevv 5 років тому +40

    99% of the products on wish are available on eBay for a lot cheaper, not that it matters if you spend 50cents or 80cents on something but eBay seems a lot more reliable in general
    though gearbest and aliexpress seem better since they tend to have better quality stuff and a lot of items have hundreds of user reviews which really helps on figuring out what you're actually going to get in the mail

    • @hightoxicity9819
      @hightoxicity9819 5 років тому +2

      If you're Canadian, here's a heads-up, I'm not condoning it, but Wish is good for getting ahold of illegal weapons. Tasers, taser guns, pepper spray, push daggers, brass knuckles, you name it, they have it.

    • @markxxx21
      @markxxx21 5 років тому

      @@hightoxicity9819 Just what you want defense items that are cheaply made and unreliable

    • @hightoxicity9819
      @hightoxicity9819 5 років тому +3

      @@markxxx21 I'm not incriminating myself here, but the tasers are actually pretty good sometimes (it's pretty hit or miss) and while the knives are usually shitty steel that can't hold and edge after usage for jack shit they'd do the job in a situation where they're needed. If you're a Canadian, you can't get your hands on a taser or pepper spray through legal means, so it's a great option for someone who does want to protect themselves.

  • @charlieogre4537
    @charlieogre4537 5 років тому +112

    All of these people saying "it's 2am mate," and I'm here in New York like "It's only 9pm here."

    • @athenathegreatandpowerful6365
      @athenathegreatandpowerful6365 5 років тому +2

      Same in Florida.

    • @itsthatchrono
      @itsthatchrono 5 років тому +1

      I live in PA an was thinking the same thing.

    • @hudde814
      @hudde814 5 років тому +5

      Timezones, I suppose where he lives it's 2am but for us Americans it only 9pm

    • @moxgirl5
      @moxgirl5 5 років тому +3

      LOL I'm in New Zealand, it's 3:30pm here. Perfect time for some Ashens xD

    • @jasonvoorhees4236
      @jasonvoorhees4236 5 років тому +2

      Here it's 00:30 (i live in Brazil)

  • @bill7145
    @bill7145 5 років тому +31

    Ah nothing like watching an ashens vid at 2am

    • @jacobmelton4246
      @jacobmelton4246 5 років тому +1

      Do you live on an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean? lmao

    • @bill7145
      @bill7145 5 років тому

      @@jacobmelton4246 ??

  • @jax3636
    @jax3636 5 років тому +1

    I actually use Wish occasionally so this was pretty interesting. I'd love to see more!

  • @michaelsegal3558
    @michaelsegal3558 4 роки тому +2

    9:25 If you look there was a point on the top of the lid that you are supposed to use to open it not the bloody USB cord

  • @spudd86
    @spudd86 5 років тому +5

    Those music box guts sound much better if you press them against a hard surface.

  • @raszop
    @raszop 5 років тому +33

    AliExpress is better and cheaper and more secure

  • @buddlergrimes4518
    @buddlergrimes4518 5 років тому +24

    Apparently your transparent lock was delivered to Tim Rowett from the Grand Illusions channel. They uploaded a video of it a few hours before :D

  • @Lewis696
    @Lewis696 5 років тому

    Very original and creative way to choose items, id love another video of this type

  • @Cat-ir8cy
    @Cat-ir8cy 5 років тому

    I haven't watched this channel in a long time, its good to be back!

  • @Kakmnesu
    @Kakmnesu 5 років тому +38

    as i know me some chinese:
    开箱器 - "open box tool", huh?
    google translate: unpacker..?
    does one need such tat?

    • @npiper
      @npiper 5 років тому +3

      I mean it's a letter opener, so I suppose people use them.
      After a moment of thought, the letter opener is quite possibly the first piece of tat home gadgetry ever invented. It belongs here.

    •  5 років тому +1

      Well, Ashens himself has needed one hundreds of times...

    • @0LoneTech
      @0LoneTech 5 років тому +1

      Clearly it could have saved his USB cable :P

  • @startedtech
    @startedtech 5 років тому +99

    Nice, Wish is full of absolute Tat. Like worse than AliExpress somehow.

    • @RupeeRhod
      @RupeeRhod 5 років тому +11

      Wish, AliExpress and the like are no worse than ebay.
      People look for tat, people find tat, because the internet is full of tat. But there are loads of fantastic things on there.
      Judging it on the worst only does not give those sites the credit they deserve.
      I'm only saying this
      as I recently used AliExpress to get a fairly expensive development laptop replacement part for 35£ including shipping. The repair job would have cost me 5-10 times that.

    • @startedtech
      @startedtech 5 років тому +21

      @@RupeeRhod the thing is Wish is designed off the premise of being cheap, so it's mostly cheap random stuff that ships from China.
      AliExpress is better than Wish really, as their are Chinese retailers that do sell high quality machinery and electronics components which can be a pretty good deal. Also, they're not exclusively shipping from China which can be great for shipping times.
      If you're specifically looking for cheap tat, yeah it can easily be found on eBay and the likes if you sort by "lowest price first" but most of eBay tends to be local items, used and/or rare to get a good deal or that you couldn't find elsewhere.

    • @claras_balls
      @claras_balls 5 років тому +9

      Aliexpress actually has some good stuff though Great for obscure stuff

    • @kamekami4879
      @kamekami4879 5 років тому

      I'm a fat American. Does tat basically mean shit?

    • @BolinFoto
      @BolinFoto 5 років тому

      Yes it does mean crappy items.
      Like the ones you find in the "bargain" bin in your local thrift store

  • @rebane2001
    @rebane2001 5 років тому +23

    eBay + AliExpress gives you so much more though, with free shipping

    • @calicovision
      @calicovision 5 років тому +1

      rebane2001 oh hey

    • @michael1234252
      @michael1234252 5 років тому +2

      But it depends on the seller for the shipping cost.

    • @punkizm
      @punkizm 5 років тому +3

      eBay ends up cheaper than Wish, people just don’t know how to use the site.

    • @Please_Consume_Irresponsibly
      @Please_Consume_Irresponsibly 5 років тому +3

      @@punkizm Right? Buy from local sellers and you'll have something for 3/4 the price,in 2 days lol

  • @steveb1972
    @steveb1972 4 роки тому

    When you said you’d wear them down the docks I spat out my tea!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @1mkfangirl
    @1mkfangirl 5 років тому +1

    Ashens reviewing bright pink lace underwear from wish with snoopy on...my week has been made 😂😂😂

  • @AS-ku5fr
    @AS-ku5fr 5 років тому +11

    Grand Illusions just featured a See-through lock

  • @cheesychickengran
    @cheesychickengran 5 років тому +5

    This type of video is what I subscribe for