I was confused at first because I saw this comment, and he said he ruined it, I didn't see anything wrong with the cable. And then he procedeed to open the product with it XD.
"Sir.... It seems someone's just ordered makeup, lockpicks, currency from the Congo, a USB cable and....... women's panties." "Um.... keep an eye on that."
i actually got one of those taped to a box i ordered off amazon last week... never saw such a thing in my life, what are the odds i see it twice in 1 week
And it's not like it's a weird thing only makeup does and therefore the average manly man has no way of knowing. You buy stuff like polysporin and it's the same way of opening ._.
Didn’t hear him say that because I was replaying the points of my wrist moment back in my head and imagining him describing more things that he couldn’t find the name for.
@@wminerva252 no whyy shouldnt we? thats just utterly stupid. every 7 yr old that eats thomy ketchup or mayo in tubes knows how to do this. every fucking dude that uses toothpaste knows how to do this
That DR Congo note is a 20 cent (centimes) note. 0.2 francs. In 2018, that's worth £0.000099 or one hundredth of a penny due to hyperinflation. Don't spend it all at once now !
Bought the eight pound set. Thirty different lockpicks. Twelve different transparent locks. Actual leather case. Buying from Wish is like dunking your hand into a barrel filled with both trash and gold.
Well maybe, hasn’t really been tested as he only reviews quality products or products that are crying out for a review to potential buyers, like myself.
Might order that first necklace, but with the letter W, and give it to someone I don't like; that way they can walk about with WANCHOR around their neck.
Ashens should do a makeup special where he buys the first makeup he finds for ten random words that are slightly related to make up. Put em all on at once and see what happens.
Throwback to the "Iphone" review when Stuart broke down in laughter after he found the radio antenna. I haven't laughed so hard it hurt like that in a long time. What a wholesome channel! Can't believe that was in 2010 lol..
I believe that was the first video of his I ever saw, crazy how fast time passes without you even realising it. 2010 feels like it was maybe 3 years ago.. not 9!
I hope He does more because Wish sure is a treasuretrove of cheap tat and since poundshops don't produce as much weird crap anymore Wish is the perfect place
I quite enjoyed the fact that you capitalized "he" as if Ashens is a god. (I mean, of course he is, but I don’t think we need to call attention to it.)
@@nathanschmitz2302 When I typed it out it was definitely intended to be a joke, but the more I think about it, the more 100% serious this comment becomes.
@@howtowithelizabeth7513 congo´s money is worth SHIT and china has its claws all over east and middle africa, i wouldnt doubt that they get mmoney with them to sell it when they get there to make business or vacation. 3 pounds per 20 shittycents is good if you can carry 100 of them just fine in your suitcases lower bag.
According to Google, 20 Congolese Centimes is equal to less than £0.0001 in British Pounds Sterling. Some dude in the Congo is making a killing selling his shit currency on the internet to make novelty gifts for weird Westerners. Honestly, i don't blame him in the slightest. Good for him... albeit bad for his country's economy.
He is converting his nations currency into currency of value, which is doing a HUGE positive thing for his countries currency, as long as he spends that profit locally.
In a lot of countries, people have a business selling local currency for more than the exchange rate. They set up shop near airports and hotels in tourist locations. Most tourists deem that as a scam, but it is a very profitable venture. They claim it isn't a scam as tourists are paying for the convenience.
@@hoej I think it is somewhat screwed up as well on the lower notes. The comb seems to be a bit out of orientation. Easily fixed by loosening the locking screws and tweaking it.
The reason those panties showed up in the search is because between "good grief!" being a Peanuts catch-phrase and grief being a possible typo for "brief," the algorithm made a pretty good guess by adding both together.
@@MRtucnakCZE Well to be fair Ashens isn't a lady or a man who fancies makeup. Plus the way he did it was much more amusing because he totally ruined the cable. Maybe wipe the excess off, let the makeup dry then chip it out of the little slit in the cable with something like a sewing needle or straight pin?
I'm a goddamn grown adult and I still shop there, no shame. Icing, their spin-off store has really good stuff for some more "grown-up" style if that's what you're looking for!
I like to poke around on there sometimes just to see what I can find. So many truly bizarre phone accesories! Want a gun you can put your phone in? Go to AliExpress!
@@ZeldaDD I've got some really crazy screenshots of really weird stuff from Aliexpress, I do have to wonder who even thinks half of these products will even sell
@@stephancalitz7113 That is true, you can get some actual deals on Aliexpress, it all depends what you're buying, some items cost more than competing websites by a considerable amount but I've found that's rather uncommon for the majority of products
Wish is just a 3rd party seller for AliExpress and other similar sites. You order from wish for a bit more money and they order it from AliExpress and send it to you. Even the 'free items' shipping costs more than the price of the item plus the shipping combined
Hey Ashens! Whenever you get a sealed tube like that, look at the top of the cap, there's usually a pointy bit* included to get it open. Save a USB cable next time. *Pointy bits may be banned in your country or just too expensive to include on cheap makeup. Do not use pointy bit on eye, small children or kittens.
Your videos actually help with my addiction to buying shit and discarding it a minute later, guess I’m hooked to the feeling of opening stuff and I can get my dose of it by watching you, and without wasting money!
11:52 China makes a crap ton of those coins as a replica of their old ancient coins from like the 10th century or so. But most of them are used as decoration in jewelry, candles, and other stuff like that. Plus at the same time they are sold allot in souvenir shop in China Town all across the world. Besides most of them are junk unless you actually have a real one from 500 years ago.
I am addicted to Wish to the point my mailman asked me who I know in China. You just have to be extremely selective about what you buy. I have found a LOT of things available through Amazon (by 3rd party sellers) are the exact same product available through Wish.
I like this. You should take word requests from the comments and do regular videos like this. It's like bonus fun trying to guess wtf you bought according to what word you used. And just to help you out in the future, that foundation tube seal can be punctured with the cap that screwed off of it (most of the time). You just flip the cap over and there should be a little bump thing on it to poke thru it.
99% of the products on wish are available on eBay for a lot cheaper, not that it matters if you spend 50cents or 80cents on something but eBay seems a lot more reliable in general though gearbest and aliexpress seem better since they tend to have better quality stuff and a lot of items have hundreds of user reviews which really helps on figuring out what you're actually going to get in the mail
If you're Canadian, here's a heads-up, I'm not condoning it, but Wish is good for getting ahold of illegal weapons. Tasers, taser guns, pepper spray, push daggers, brass knuckles, you name it, they have it.
@@markxxx21 I'm not incriminating myself here, but the tasers are actually pretty good sometimes (it's pretty hit or miss) and while the knives are usually shitty steel that can't hold and edge after usage for jack shit they'd do the job in a situation where they're needed. If you're a Canadian, you can't get your hands on a taser or pepper spray through legal means, so it's a great option for someone who does want to protect themselves.
I mean it's a letter opener, so I suppose people use them. After a moment of thought, the letter opener is quite possibly the first piece of tat home gadgetry ever invented. It belongs here.
5 років тому+1
Well, Ashens himself has needed one hundreds of times...
Wish, AliExpress and the like are no worse than ebay. People look for tat, people find tat, because the internet is full of tat. But there are loads of fantastic things on there. Judging it on the worst only does not give those sites the credit they deserve. I'm only saying this as I recently used AliExpress to get a fairly expensive development laptop replacement part for 35£ including shipping. The repair job would have cost me 5-10 times that.
@@RupeeRhod the thing is Wish is designed off the premise of being cheap, so it's mostly cheap random stuff that ships from China. AliExpress is better than Wish really, as their are Chinese retailers that do sell high quality machinery and electronics components which can be a pretty good deal. Also, they're not exclusively shipping from China which can be great for shipping times. If you're specifically looking for cheap tat, yeah it can easily be found on eBay and the likes if you sort by "lowest price first" but most of eBay tends to be local items, used and/or rare to get a good deal or that you couldn't find elsewhere.
didn't model the underwear. I've never been more disappointed
You know, I was strangely disappointed too! At least put them on your head or something!
Come on guys...
He is saving it for the misses...
He will wear it before they go to bed lol
@@masew2012 He'd be better saving it for his HITS... woof, woof.
maybe next time one of the items will be a love doll. and we can spend the entire series of these videos slowly getting the items to fully dress it.
He did. You just need to pay for his private snapchat ;)
Here's my time to shine
The Chinese text on the little green tab says.... "Box opening tool"
Thank u
And in a different type of Chinese says "you have been poisoned"
thank you
matt no u
Hmm, I assumed it would be a tool to use on scratch-off lottery tickets...
When he said he ruined the cable beforehand I was predicting all the ways he could’ve broken it, but I did not expect that
Same here
Same here man.
I was confused at first because I saw this comment, and he said he ruined it, I didn't see anything wrong with the cable. And then he procedeed to open the product with it XD.
Foundation
The worst part is how the lid of the makeup tube has a little punch so he didn't even have to ruin it
"Sir.... It seems someone's just ordered makeup, lockpicks, currency from the Congo, a USB cable and....... women's panties." "Um.... keep an eye on that."
lmao
Sounds like a fun night
MacGyver off the shits
20 Congo cents is £0.000095, it's literally not worth the paper it's printed on
Its actually worth money to money collectors, sort of, about 2 pounds. So technically, people from Congo could get rich selling money.
I wonder about their economy
ecstasy.apostasy ded
@@elephystry Congo is ranked as the poorest country in the world (based on the GDP or gross domestic product)
btw the china contstruction bank share of one seems to be worth more than everything else in this delivery together, lol.
“开箱器” roughly translates to “box/case opener”.
Thankyou ^-^
i actually got one of those taped to a box i ordered off amazon last week... never saw such a thing in my life, what are the odds i see it twice in 1 week
@@urzamtg baader meinhoff effect. It's likely you've seen them before but since you've noticed it now it will stand out for a while
Thank youuuu :)
Thanks for saving us the effort
Ashens not using the lid to pierce the tube made me irrationally angry.
Had to go back to see what it is that you were talking about as i wasn't paying attention the first time and now I am irrationally angry. Thanks.
You'd be surprised how many people haven't worked this out yet.
And it's not like it's a weird thing only makeup does and therefore the average manly man has no way of knowing. You buy stuff like polysporin and it's the same way of opening ._.
I, personally, am utterly furious.
@@creepydude94 or even paint, let alone anything medical xD
Ashens bought panties and opened them up, while he keeps the necklace in plastic, guess we know which he'll use more
Talking from experience mate?
@@evacuatedspace69 I'm not into what ashens is into apparently
We deserve a product review of him wearing them.
@@cipherthedemonlord8057 so are the panties being reviewed, or is ashens being reviewed in the panties?
Javier Powell He’s probably planning to resell the necklace
"I'm worried about the make up on my knuckles causing diseases."
*Eats 69 year old canned chicken*
Ye but he at least knows all the ingredients that's inside that can of chicken
Where as the makeup could be anything including dead rat babies
Didn’t hear him say that because I was replaying the points of my wrist moment back in my head and imagining him describing more things that he couldn’t find the name for.
Nice
this video didn't age well
THATS THE FUNNY SECKS NUMBER HAHA PLEASE LAUGH I NEED TO GET INTERNET POINTS TO PAY MY TAXES
I've screamed internally when you didn't use the pointy bit on the cap to pierce the metal on the foundation *THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR*
i was sooo annoyed about that hahaha
@Gavin star Calm down
@@wminerva252 no whyy shouldnt we? thats just utterly stupid. every 7 yr old that eats thomy ketchup or mayo in tubes knows how to do this. every fucking dude that uses toothpaste knows how to do this
@@tarkitarker0815 toothpaste? We have peelable aluminium strips on toothpastes in the UK
@@Brickkzz u dont have only them check elmex for example. or just a thomy ketchup tube.
It's called Wish because you wish you hadn't ordered this shite.
😀👍
i wish i could sell stuff worth 2 cents for 2 pounds :3
Shite is one of my favorite words.
Not bad
AceAttorny I’m going to ban you from my Christian Minecraft Server
That DR Congo note is a 20 cent (centimes) note. 0.2 francs. In 2018, that's worth £0.000099 or one hundredth of a penny due to hyperinflation.
Don't spend it all at once now !
Damm thats nearly enough to buy out an Australian sweets shop
@@upinatoms2166 Which one?
The one where I live is pricy
@@IIGrayfoxII well i used to live in gandah,where it was very cheap, and as well as when i was in tasmania
@Dylan Lewis It is in francs. DR Congo francs. There are 100 cents in a franc
@@Yamezzzz Even if it was 20 francs, that's still less than 1 pence lol
More of this format, please. It's like a throwback to the poundland special days of old
I love you spooky Doo
Bought the eight pound set.
Thirty different lockpicks.
Twelve different transparent locks.
Actual leather case.
Buying from Wish is like dunking your hand into a barrel filled with both trash and gold.
And the dreaded Candiru!
And we are wish-ing to get one of these gold huh
Wish is an enabler of thiefs
Further proof that Ashens could review literally anything and it will be entertaining.
Well maybe, hasn’t really been tested as he only reviews quality products or products that are crying out for a review to potential buyers, like myself.
Might order that first necklace, but with the letter W, and give it to someone I don't like; that way they can walk about with WANCHOR around their neck.
That's a legendary pun👏👏
Konstantinos Ountsis wanker
@@hsuhorn oi u fokin wot m8
Oh my god! Thats a perfect idea. Allthough ill probably do it with a locally bought necklace.
I used to be a sailor but then I got an anchor around my neck
Ashens is my favorite beauty guru here on youtube
Damn :))
I can't wait for his first Instagram makeup tutorial!
Ashens should do a makeup special where he buys the first makeup he finds for ten random words that are slightly related to make up. Put em all on at once and see what happens.
Throwback to the "Iphone" review when Stuart broke down in laughter after he found the radio antenna. I haven't laughed so hard it hurt like that in a long time. What a wholesome channel! Can't believe that was in 2010 lol..
Where has this decade gone?
I believe that was the first video of his I ever saw, crazy how fast time passes without you even realising it. 2010 feels like it was maybe 3 years ago.. not 9!
An excellent memory.
Just watched this again and omg I’d forgotten how funny it was. For those looking, it’s the “iPhone 5G” review. Comedy gold.
I can't even remember if I saw that video when it was still new. It was a long time ago though xD
“A” on the necklace is for ashens!
A is for AARR cause I is a pirate innit...
KoVurt init blud mad tings I go lik arrrrr init g u get me
"It's sorta cheap and broken"
congratulations stuart, you just discovered wish's business model
Please do more its like the poundland special... if poundland was drunk
But I thought pound land was already drunk.
it makes poundland look decent
@@Silentgrace11 pound land is decent
@IanC14 drunk doesn’t mean it’s indecent ;)
Ashens doing a drunk poundland special... I would like to see that
I hope He does more because Wish sure is a treasuretrove of cheap tat and since poundshops don't produce as much weird crap anymore Wish is the perfect place
I quite enjoyed the fact that you capitalized "he" as if Ashens is a god. (I mean, of course he is, but I don’t think we need to call attention to it.)
Wish is a treasuretrove for a consumerist and wasteful society.
Offensive Username no more so than Amazon
'Good grief!' Is an exclamation used a lot in the Peanuts cartoons, which is probably the reason that 'Grief' resulted in the Snoopy panties.
For me it results in a lot of weird stripper underwear for some reason, so I think Wish just assumes "grief" is a typo
@@thomasrdiehl Girl briefs. Griefs.
Ahhhh makes sense now
that what?
Oh yeah! that makes sense
"Panties with a picture of bloody Snoopy on them" To be fair Snoopy is bloody only on certain times of the month.
Nooooooooo
Haha gross
gorelover199...what an apt username.
Gives new meaning to the term "dog breath".
Currency from the Congo....I think you just stumbled on the true function of Wish. Money Laundering.
Wait, really? Or are you joking.
@@nathanschmitz2302 When I typed it out it was definitely intended to be a joke, but the more I think about it, the more 100% serious this comment becomes.
Wish is 98% all counterfeit that’s why it’s so cheap and what isn’t fake is usually factory rejects
@@howtowithelizabeth7513 congo´s money is worth SHIT and china has its claws all over east and middle africa, i wouldnt doubt that they get mmoney with them to sell it when they get there to make business or vacation. 3 pounds per 20 shittycents is good if you can carry 100 of them just fine in your suitcases lower bag.
When i searched for "ashens" on wish, the first result that came up was a necklace with the word "dad" .
Kinky
On Aliexpress I got a smoky ashen eyeshadow palette with a bunny on the case
exileexecutus lmao
Surprise
Fitting
im always fascinated at the many unexpected ways that wish products fail to deliver at any sort of standard
They have their own standard... the one that makes you wonder if they make them bad on purpose
The music box works a LOT better if you press it against a wooden table for example.
Source: I have one of those
I AGGRE I GOT SO ANNOYED WHEN HE DID THAT
@Michael Persico It also sounded like the notes weren't spaced properly. Almost as if you needed to hook it up to a motor to give a smooth turn.
was just about to comment the exact same thing lmao
@@korvliten873 eh you can't expect him to know lol
It does but that thing was also broken and had cheap metal. Actual "name brand" ones like you get in a souvenir shop are a lot louder.
I knew Grief would be a Peanuts item since the characters always say, “Oh Good Grief!”
That is a 20 cent note apparently, worth about 0.000096 pound sterling.
Wonder what it's worth now thanks to our moronic crime minister.
Gina Sannino I like foreign coins there neat but I wouldn’t pay much for them
So a hundredth of a cent. Yes. I can buy 0.07 square nanometers of a piece of paper.
Do you know what that plastic thing was?
The music box is much louder and clearer if you hold it against a hard surface whilst playing it
Great profile picture haha
Yeah we got one for my kid in a box and I was really surprised by how nice it sounds.
He even says that you can fix it to something and then complains about the sound
Just used Google Translate with my phone camera and that green Chinese guitar-pick-like thing apparently says, "unpacker".
Maybe an envelope opener?
It’s for your keychain so you can easily cut through plastic packaging.
So it would have been the perfect thing to open the foundation tube with
It seems to be more for cutting open the tape on packages.
It’s a phone repair tool, used to help get the display off the phone
According to Google, 20 Congolese Centimes is equal to less than £0.0001 in British Pounds Sterling.
Some dude in the Congo is making a killing selling his shit currency on the internet to make novelty gifts for weird Westerners. Honestly, i don't blame him in the slightest. Good for him... albeit bad for his country's economy.
It's not bad for the economy. If anything it's good, although I think the effect has got to be negligible
Give it time, if will be worth more than sterling if May gets her way
He is converting his nations currency into currency of value, which is doing a HUGE positive thing for his countries currency, as long as he spends that profit locally.
@@IanC14 America: Hold my beer
In a lot of countries, people have a business selling local currency for more than the exchange rate. They set up shop near airports and hotels in tourist locations.
Most tourists deem that as a scam, but it is a very profitable venture. They claim it isn't a scam as tourists are paying for the convenience.
Should have called up LGR with his Avon makeup DOS computer before ordering that foundation.
LGR is great
Massive love for the "Music box from Great Yarmouth amusements ASMR" experience there, Ashens. Top lad.
Interestingly enough, 4:07 is where this stuff came from
You've made my day with that
Pyongyang?
Anyone else wonder why he didn't just use the lid of the foundation to pierce it instead of the USC C cable lmao
Because he's a man.
yeah you can clearly see the cap has a puncture tool at 8:59. He also NEVER remembers a knife.
@@tendersheep667 Can confirm this is the reason. I would have poked it with the cable or a key or whatever else was handy too.
@@tendersheep667 what kind of man also NEVER remembers a knife (despite years of opening packages on videos)? Ashens.
@Tender Sheep there are plenty of packages similar to that, that aren’t normally makeup products that have the feature in them
Wow, these new lootcrate boxes have gone down the drain.
This would actually be an improvement.
Can't wait for Stuart to review a fidget spinner buttplug if this happens again.
Dear Ashens, you might want to try putting the music box down on a wooden surface.
Or just any hard surface. I screamed internally when he complained about the quality. They all sound like crap until they are on a hard surface.
@@hoej They don't. If you have decent quality ones they sound great in your hands.
Shepherd Sam true true. I've heard some that sound absolutely beautiful. Big warning sign that that one didn't even look the same
@@hoej I think it is somewhat screwed up as well on the lower notes. The comb seems to be a bit out of orientation. Easily fixed by loosening the locking screws and tweaking it.
That 20c from the Congo is worth .012 GBP
Its like a 0.01 usd
Actually less than that. That note is actually worth 1/5 of a Congolese Franc (20c)
Well it is Democratic after all.
12 Good Boy Points?
And at 3 pounds what a bargain of a steal of a deal it was.
This is a pretty promising format. I'd love to see a video like this pop up from time to time
The Chinese construction banknote says "practice note", which I believe is used to train bankers how to count banknotes quickly.
You’ve never changed, *THATS WHY I STILL WATCH YOU!*
开箱器 means box opener (literally open box device)
Please do more of these. This is a great concept and you're hilarious at things like this!
The reason those panties showed up in the search is because between "good grief!" being a Peanuts catch-phrase and grief being a possible typo for "brief," the algorithm made a pretty good guess by adding both together.
In Britain we have Pound Stretcher. In China they have Yuan Snapper.
Underrated comment XD
'can't wait to wear them down the docks later'..lol
"You have been poisoned."
Should be on the bottom of glass then, right? But only if you're in The Villiage.
The Dermacol is almost certainly fake, the real product is semi-legendary, fairly expensive and somewhat hard to get ahold of.
I'd love to have a scientist test how much fecal matter is inside that tube
Yup it's a fake for sure, it doesn't have a real Trustseal seal thingy on the back, and there's other tells as well.
It also had a prod on the top, which Ashens could use to poke in, instead of ruining the cable. Oh well.
@@MRtucnakCZE Well to be fair Ashens isn't a lady or a man who fancies makeup. Plus the way he did it was much more amusing because he totally ruined the cable. Maybe wipe the excess off, let the makeup dry then chip it out of the little slit in the cable with something like a sewing needle or straight pin?
@@stagpie6449 Or lead, for that matter.
Ah Wish, the reason I installed ad block... so I didn't have to hear that obnoxious music.
I'm sick of those damn ads too. Seriously, how much have they paid UA-cam it seems to be nearly every video you click on now.
*ad block
@@swaggaming2564 rip
Mada Third which ad blocker do you use/recommend (I’m a mobile user if that helps)
Chrome book and other Google ads are starting to piss me off too.
First I thought wish? Really?.
And then I thought, wait that's perfect for Ashens
I'll watch the video now
It's a good twist on the UA-cam staple of buying garbage on Wish
First I saw an ashens video pop up then I pressed it. I don't do too much of that thinking stuff.
I feel like gatekeeping you being a fan of Ashens, man. If you saw the Wish episode of Barshens, you would have come to that conclusion months ago.
12:28
Aww D:
I image the seller has a tough life and has to sell these coins to put food on the table. 😭
He bent it and I thought "Well...I'd have had that if he didn't want it 8("
DragonNexus oh I’m sorry let me send it to you. Can you pay for shipping?
He paid £3 for 20 Congolese Francs worth £0.016 and some sort of unusable Chinese currencies.
I think the seller is doing alright...
thaghost
I doubt the seller is selling alot of these, it's not a very life changing business idea
@@thaghost909 Looks cool the Note, I'd pay a Pound for that
Been watching you since I was 16. I'm 24 now and damn thanks for the years of entertainment. ❤️ Never stop
I'd wear that necklace. But I do still shop in Claire's Accessories, so that's no big surprise.
Me too and it could be A for anchor!
glittabones aww that’s kinda sweet! 😁
I'm a goddamn grown adult and I still shop there, no shame. Icing, their spin-off store has really good stuff for some more "grown-up" style if that's what you're looking for!
It likely contains cadmium being a cheap Chinese piece of jewelry
Grand Illusions seems to have gotten your transparent lock...
lol i saw that
Heh
@Andrew Gerety huh...water from the Nile....water from the Nile
5:30 my girlfriend always wears those panties to let me know the Red Baron is in town and it's dangerous to do a bombing run.
7:56 is the most intense foreshadowing in this channel’s history
I have that charger cord, works pretty well.
Oy vay!
A whole website dedicated to tat!
Ashens shall reign forever!
The cap of the foundation has a pointy bit for puncturing the seal... as most things sealed that way have.
The green plastic thing is a package opener
Shame he didn't open that one before the foundation tube ha
and they put it inside the actual package.
@@animeartist888
Or he could have just used the cap like it is designed to be.
heh, you got 0.012 USD in the Congo money =D
You're rich =D
as for the coin, it's an obvious fake of Emperor Ch'eng Tsu's coin from 1403 - 1424 AD
Yeah it's Obviously that
I saw a vid like this and one item they said about was titled glass party straws but they where obviously crack pipes lmao 😂
Stuart used dollar more than once, he's getting Americanized. we can't have that.
*Americanised
@@MuchWhittering Nah darius is correct,being Americanized and all
He's becoming a real boy
Darius Robotson
On one of his Q&As he mentioned he stayed in the United States for a short time.
It's been a while since I saw that video, though.
The pants coming from the word 'Grief' is likely to be a reference to Charlie Brown. "Good Grief!!"
George Adams AAahhh! George, PI - panty detective
gurgy3 - The best kind
@@gurgy3 i feel a new case on my hands.
Good briefs.
@@georgeadams6254 Would that be a brief case?
4:07 Vietnamese soldier thanking gracious ANZAC soldier that spared his life
Lmao Vietnam kicked your ass.
I'd love to see more of this! There's a lot of electronic tat on Wish too :D
Explore Aliexpress, same tat, less money, you'd be.suprised at some of the crazy stuff you get suggested when looking for things
I like to poke around on there sometimes just to see what I can find. So many truly bizarre phone accesories! Want a gun you can put your phone in? Go to AliExpress!
@@ZeldaDD I've got some really crazy screenshots of really weird stuff from Aliexpress, I do have to wonder who even thinks half of these products will even sell
They do have things of value on their as well at least
@@stephancalitz7113 That is true, you can get some actual deals on Aliexpress, it all depends what you're buying, some items cost more than competing websites by a considerable amount but I've found that's rather uncommon for the majority of products
Wish is just a 3rd party seller for AliExpress and other similar sites. You order from wish for a bit more money and they order it from AliExpress and send it to you. Even the 'free items' shipping costs more than the price of the item plus the shipping combined
Hey Ashens! Whenever you get a sealed tube like that, look at the top of the cap, there's usually a pointy bit* included to get it open. Save a USB cable next time. *Pointy bits may be banned in your country or just too expensive to include on cheap makeup. Do not use pointy bit on eye, small children or kittens.
"Pointy bits" are quite possibly banned in Norfolk. Arr boy.
Your videos actually help with my addiction to buying shit and discarding it a minute later, guess I’m hooked to the feeling of opening stuff and I can get my dose of it by watching you, and without wasting money!
those sankyo music boxes need to be resting on wood to make it sound better as the soundwaves get louder on wood
Found Ashens in my recommendations wish I'd discovered sooner
I hope you do more of these, it is a pretty good format and suits your style perfectly
11:52 China makes a crap ton of those coins as a replica of their old ancient coins from like the 10th century or so. But most of them are used as decoration in jewelry, candles, and other stuff like that. Plus at the same time they are sold allot in souvenir shop in China Town all across the world. Besides most of them are junk unless you actually have a real one from 500 years ago.
This was in my recommended list on a grand illusions video about a transparent lock. Now I know why.
Your lock was sent to Tim!
I have learned English words now thanks to these Wish videos
Did some research, that Chinese Construction Bank bill is a training bill. Guess that means it's for training tellers and the like.
I was thinking that, or worker scrip for a company store.
Oh. I really thought it was funeral money. Good job, sir.
I have fake notes that are for testing ATM machines
@@MrStabby19812 how good are they though
I guessed it's probably for a sacrifice ritual, where you burn the note. "Joss paper" on wikipedia.
Ashens is the master of unlocking.
Also, I am disappoint that you didn't model the panties.
I am addicted to Wish to the point my mailman asked me who I know in China. You just have to be extremely selective about what you buy. I have found a LOT of things available through Amazon (by 3rd party sellers) are the exact same product available through Wish.
Do more of these please o.o they are fun with the whole random word you do ^_^
I like this. You should take word requests from the comments and do regular videos like this. It's like bonus fun trying to guess wtf you bought according to what word you used.
And just to help you out in the future, that foundation tube seal can be punctured with the cap that screwed off of it (most of the time). You just flip the cap over and there should be a little bump thing on it to poke thru it.
99% of the products on wish are available on eBay for a lot cheaper, not that it matters if you spend 50cents or 80cents on something but eBay seems a lot more reliable in general
though gearbest and aliexpress seem better since they tend to have better quality stuff and a lot of items have hundreds of user reviews which really helps on figuring out what you're actually going to get in the mail
If you're Canadian, here's a heads-up, I'm not condoning it, but Wish is good for getting ahold of illegal weapons. Tasers, taser guns, pepper spray, push daggers, brass knuckles, you name it, they have it.
@@hightoxicity9819 Just what you want defense items that are cheaply made and unreliable
@@markxxx21 I'm not incriminating myself here, but the tasers are actually pretty good sometimes (it's pretty hit or miss) and while the knives are usually shitty steel that can't hold and edge after usage for jack shit they'd do the job in a situation where they're needed. If you're a Canadian, you can't get your hands on a taser or pepper spray through legal means, so it's a great option for someone who does want to protect themselves.
All of these people saying "it's 2am mate," and I'm here in New York like "It's only 9pm here."
Same in Florida.
I live in PA an was thinking the same thing.
Timezones, I suppose where he lives it's 2am but for us Americans it only 9pm
LOL I'm in New Zealand, it's 3:30pm here. Perfect time for some Ashens xD
Here it's 00:30 (i live in Brazil)
Ah nothing like watching an ashens vid at 2am
Do you live on an island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean? lmao
@@jacobmelton4246 ??
I actually use Wish occasionally so this was pretty interesting. I'd love to see more!
9:25 If you look there was a point on the top of the lid that you are supposed to use to open it not the bloody USB cord
Those music box guts sound much better if you press them against a hard surface.
AliExpress is better and cheaper and more secure
Apparently your transparent lock was delivered to Tim Rowett from the Grand Illusions channel. They uploaded a video of it a few hours before :D
Heh!
Water from the nile
Very original and creative way to choose items, id love another video of this type
I haven't watched this channel in a long time, its good to be back!
as i know me some chinese:
开箱器 - "open box tool", huh?
google translate: unpacker..?
does one need such tat?
I mean it's a letter opener, so I suppose people use them.
After a moment of thought, the letter opener is quite possibly the first piece of tat home gadgetry ever invented. It belongs here.
Well, Ashens himself has needed one hundreds of times...
Clearly it could have saved his USB cable :P
Nice, Wish is full of absolute Tat. Like worse than AliExpress somehow.
Wish, AliExpress and the like are no worse than ebay.
People look for tat, people find tat, because the internet is full of tat. But there are loads of fantastic things on there.
Judging it on the worst only does not give those sites the credit they deserve.
I'm only saying this
as I recently used AliExpress to get a fairly expensive development laptop replacement part for 35£ including shipping. The repair job would have cost me 5-10 times that.
@@RupeeRhod the thing is Wish is designed off the premise of being cheap, so it's mostly cheap random stuff that ships from China.
AliExpress is better than Wish really, as their are Chinese retailers that do sell high quality machinery and electronics components which can be a pretty good deal. Also, they're not exclusively shipping from China which can be great for shipping times.
If you're specifically looking for cheap tat, yeah it can easily be found on eBay and the likes if you sort by "lowest price first" but most of eBay tends to be local items, used and/or rare to get a good deal or that you couldn't find elsewhere.
Aliexpress actually has some good stuff though Great for obscure stuff
I'm a fat American. Does tat basically mean shit?
Yes it does mean crappy items.
Like the ones you find in the "bargain" bin in your local thrift store
eBay + AliExpress gives you so much more though, with free shipping
rebane2001 oh hey
But it depends on the seller for the shipping cost.
eBay ends up cheaper than Wish, people just don’t know how to use the site.
@@punkizm Right? Buy from local sellers and you'll have something for 3/4 the price,in 2 days lol
When you said you’d wear them down the docks I spat out my tea!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ashens reviewing bright pink lace underwear from wish with snoopy on...my week has been made 😂😂😂
Grand Illusions just featured a See-through lock
Clearly, a lock from the nile.
This type of video is what I subscribe for