The World's Wokest Male Feminist

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  • @kynzi8900
    @kynzi8900 7 років тому +13582

    Matthew McGorrium's Virtue Emporium.

    • @kandysman86
      @kandysman86 7 років тому +94

      kynzi HA.... Best comment

    • @MrQuickrebuttle
      @MrQuickrebuttle 7 років тому +45

      GOD DAMMIT. xD

    • @Jaybird9x
      @Jaybird9x 7 років тому +13

      kynzi
      FUCK

    • @kennyb6591
      @kennyb6591 7 років тому +46

      You won the internet today man.

    • @IndicacannaJones
      @IndicacannaJones 7 років тому +20

      I can only imagine the wince-fuck black friday (I mean, white demon) sale at his magical emporium of try-hard feminism. I'll take the brown labia mudflaps for my car, please. I love feminism.

  • @barneythedinosaur4877
    @barneythedinosaur4877 7 років тому +4659

    Matt was bitten by a radioactive alarm clock and now he's always woke

    • @SentientHoodii
      @SentientHoodii 7 років тому +106

      Barney TheDinosaur He constantly hears the alarm in his head, and he has to spew this shit to quell it.

    • @florianstumpf4349
      @florianstumpf4349 7 років тому +34

      you just won the internet. cudos!

    • @ConceptHut
      @ConceptHut 7 років тому +16

      Barney TheDinosaur Now that's a thsirt.

    • @hanni3269
      @hanni3269 7 років тому +8

      made my day

    • @lukewilliam4208
      @lukewilliam4208 7 років тому +12

      That's what happens to your brain if you decide to stop sleeping. You go COMPLETELY nuts.

  • @pangeagamer7223
    @pangeagamer7223 7 років тому +7020

    I donated $1 to a feminist channel but they only got $0.78 because of the wage gap.

    • @twiks3905
      @twiks3905 7 років тому +136

      PangeaGamer makes sense

    • @thegenericnerdking
      @thegenericnerdking 7 років тому +45

      PangeaGamer lololololol

    • @EldrichDargon
      @EldrichDargon 7 років тому +134

      I donated $1 to a feminist channel but they only got $0.64 because of the wage gap.

    • @OldTeaMate
      @OldTeaMate 7 років тому +179

      I don't even think about donating to any feminist organisation, because ...
      ... patriarchy ...

    • @user-vd7io9jc8f
      @user-vd7io9jc8f 7 років тому +182

      I donated $1 to a feminist channel but the patriarchy took it.

  • @Eleolune696
    @Eleolune696 7 років тому +1951

    He's like a 13 year old kid that just got into metal and suddenly has the most acquired music taste in the whole world.

    • @lewlavabra6811
      @lewlavabra6811 7 років тому +29

      best way to put it lmao

    • @Z7Games
      @Z7Games 7 років тому +40

      Its uncanny how well that analogy fits him.

    • @Forestgravy90
      @Forestgravy90 5 років тому +16

      Loves a bit of linkin park

    • @devcn2
      @devcn2 5 років тому +48

      I feel attacked but yes

    • @pizzafeline4062
      @pizzafeline4062 5 років тому +3

      500th like

  • @ethanr8185
    @ethanr8185 4 роки тому +2486

    this man has mastered the art of "super simping"

    • @seankim2916
      @seankim2916 4 роки тому +18

      This is officially my favorite comment on youthbe

    • @minutemadejuiceboxes9991
      @minutemadejuiceboxes9991 4 роки тому +4

      Not really, smiling needs to be focused on one target

    • @captan7640
      @captan7640 4 роки тому +4

      Ultra simp

    • @dezmond_0066
      @dezmond_0066 4 роки тому +24

      He has achieved a new form "Ultra Simpstinct". 100000 times more powerful than Goku's Ultra Instinct

    • @jamestyler3606
      @jamestyler3606 4 роки тому +3

      Man?

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 7 років тому +606

    Sexual assault allegations against Matt McGorey in 3... 2... 1...

    • @johnathanross6519
      @johnathanross6519 7 років тому +34

      It will be on the news soon. Hes a white male it will happen.

    • @misterlobsterman
      @misterlobsterman 7 років тому +66

      Soon, he will choose to live as a gay man.

    • @doomsday24
      @doomsday24 4 роки тому +11

      @@misterlobsterman Prison will make sure of it. Matty would get a discount on xtra large hotdogs, delivered personally to his backdoor

    • @pepetheiii6866
      @pepetheiii6866 4 роки тому +5

      Apology video will come out with 1:100 ratio of likes and dislikes

    • @eltaninshrdlu2925
      @eltaninshrdlu2925 4 роки тому +2

      @@doomsday24prison rape is no fun

  • @patrickprosser8227
    @patrickprosser8227 6 років тому +2754

    I think Matt was simply trying too hard to get into Emma Watson's pants.

    • @Dannie281
      @Dannie281 5 років тому +104

      Yep agree he is wanting in her bed. selling the male femminasi drivel for profit and trying to get laid in the process.

    • @christianbustnes9212
      @christianbustnes9212 5 років тому +16

      David Stairs eh, I think it’s because she’s famous/she’s looks like semi teen and semi babe

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 5 років тому +29

      @David Stairs I mean, she's good looking but I don't usually feel attraction to any celebrity.

    • @96Bysc
      @96Bysc 5 років тому +10

      Completely understandable.

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse 5 років тому +23

      If it works then yeah I’d say it’d be 100% worth it

  • @francescaflorises3226
    @francescaflorises3226 7 років тому +963

    Okay, seriously, how does your "Muh Wage Gap" button still work after being thrown so many times or do you just have an entire shelf of those?

  • @TheOstahaps
    @TheOstahaps 5 років тому +2138

    This is the type of guy who would buy a christmas present for his wife’s boyfriend.

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 4 роки тому +103

      Only if his wife's boyfriend is actually a girlfriend.

    • @michaeldavis2001
      @michaeldavis2001 4 роки тому +8

      Or his own.

    • @heroinehei
      @heroinehei 4 роки тому +22

      wife’s girlfriend*

    • @wiccabessa
      @wiccabessa 4 роки тому +2

      Haahahhahahahahahahhahahah

    • @jimibones178
      @jimibones178 4 роки тому +1

      Lolzzzzz, boom

  • @_mako
    @_mako 7 років тому +490

    Poor kid wants Emma Watson senpai to notice him lmao

    • @sami-vh4bp
      @sami-vh4bp 7 років тому +20

      Matty K well. Who doesn't?

    • @notserious6458
      @notserious6458 7 років тому +7

      Archbishop Edmund of Abingdon fair point

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 7 років тому +5

      Archbishop Edmund of Abingdon I'd rather never meet her

    • @baguettegott3409
      @baguettegott3409 7 років тому +6

      Joey JoJo That's your opinion... I think she's hot (but I also was in love with the Hermione from the books when I was younger)

    • @fyr3st0rm65
      @fyr3st0rm65 5 років тому +2

      If I met her I'd still just try to pretend, be nice and respectful, but in the back of mind know that she is a lizard.

  • @aerithcolfer3623
    @aerithcolfer3623 7 років тому +262

    I think he’s deliberately being over the top since his most famous character is a typical frat boy. I think he’s trying to go “I’m not actually like that” but goes the completely wrong about it. I refuse to believe he’s really like that

    • @Shoe0nHead
      @Shoe0nHead  7 років тому +48

      thats a good theory

    • @Jaybird9x
      @Jaybird9x 7 років тому +1

      Shoe0nHead
      I’d want some sweet tender loving to my asshole.
      Lol jk jk. No homo over here

    • @TheGeckoNinja
      @TheGeckoNinja 7 років тому +6

      sounds like hes hiding something he doesnt want anyone to know like a few other men who have been called out

    • @BringOnTheWall
      @BringOnTheWall 7 років тому +6

      But that's just a theory
      A WOKEBAE THEORY

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +887

    Matt is the living embodiment of "I'm not like other girls"

    • @moonchild5870
      @moonchild5870 4 роки тому +5

      So true

    • @sugonmad9082
      @sugonmad9082 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah, he is a nice guy.

    • @mysticalmane3931
      @mysticalmane3931 3 роки тому +8

      *not like other guys

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +16

      @@mysticalmane3931 I know what I said.

    • @OriginalName-ge3gv
      @OriginalName-ge3gv 3 роки тому +1

      @@mysticalmane3931 I would woosh you but its not worth my time, and im typing this pointless reply to a 3 month old comment.

  • @chrisschrammgraphics
    @chrisschrammgraphics 7 років тому +300

    "I DON'T like my women like I like my coffee" - Matt McGorry
    Black?

    • @korblborp
      @korblborp 7 років тому +15

      and full of cream

    • @19french98
      @19french98 7 років тому +24

      Black coffee is probably too strong for him though. He probably likes them the same way: Incredibly light and having nothing of substance.

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 7 років тому +9

      Pumpkin spice latte?

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 років тому

      Nova_Supreme what would that even correspond to?

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 роки тому

      @@Yal_Rathol mexican maybe?

  • @rocketgirl454
    @rocketgirl454 7 років тому +631

    how is your wage gap button still intact

    • @The_GuyWhoNeverUploadsAnything
      @The_GuyWhoNeverUploadsAnything 7 років тому +13

      This

    • @garryreineke3499
      @garryreineke3499 7 років тому +4

      Home repairs.

    • @maddies1720
      @maddies1720 7 років тому +22

      Her dad fixes it with his swords

    • @GodisgudAQW
      @GodisgudAQW 7 років тому +3

      +the guy who never uploads anything Subscribed.

    • @heydude7796
      @heydude7796 7 років тому +5

      I'm pretty sure it's indestructible lol. She could sell those with the label "Will not break no matter how many times you throw it in frustration!" Lol

  • @oitskat
    @oitskat 6 років тому +1163

    HIStory lol
    Ancient Greeks knew how to oppress in English

    • @DeepCFisher
      @DeepCFisher 5 років тому +99

      Dangerous people those greeks. They also knew the power of twinks

    • @ilooklikemonalisarightnowl816
      @ilooklikemonalisarightnowl816 5 років тому +4

      @@DeepCFisher lolololol

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 5 років тому +8

      They also knew gay...

    • @tzo3576
      @tzo3576 5 років тому +8

      @@Persholm1 I'm Greek and I'm not sure what you mean hahahah

    • @user-hz1ep5gv9e
      @user-hz1ep5gv9e 5 років тому +25

      @@tzo3576 She means that History is basically an ancient greek word (ιστορία) so ancient Greek people didnt make it specifically so that it sounds like HISstorty in English (which as a language didnt even exist back then)

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 4 роки тому +2347

    Matt: Every word is male dominated, huMAN woMAN HIStory, we need some female dominated ones.
    Me: dishwasHER

    • @rishirocks1239
      @rishirocks1239 4 роки тому +33

      haha

    • @Redninja0400
      @Redninja0400 4 роки тому +218

      KitcHEN

    • @sanj._.0462
      @sanj._.0462 4 роки тому +45

      Bruh💀

    • @67nadin67
      @67nadin67 4 роки тому +22

      This is awful. I understand its a joke but still.. u r all just making a point of how childish u r .

    • @67nadin67
      @67nadin67 4 роки тому +27

      @LittleRedRhuari RRR ok i accept this . Im just afraid that it might be true because there is this saying that in every joke there is a little bit of truth . So i hope it is indeed 100 percent a joke to u and thats it . Also , im afraid so people are going to take this seriously and it will just add to their toxicity and women hating agenda . Anyways , be careful .

  • @AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr
    @AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr 6 років тому +1161

    Anyone got the odds on him being charged for some kind of sex related crime in the next decade?

    • @astralbluefish
      @astralbluefish 5 років тому +109

      I don't know the odds but i'm willing to place a tenner on him being a sex pest.

    • @James-wf6hl
      @James-wf6hl 5 років тому +77

      @@astralbluefish Couldn't agree more, scrolling through his Twitter is almost the same as scrolling through r/niceguys.

    • @poppyefemey
      @poppyefemey 5 років тому +38

      @@astralbluefish you mean $7.80
      you know
      wage gap

    • @barringtonwomble4713
      @barringtonwomble4713 5 років тому +12

      1 in 5 or 1 in 4 i can barely decide.

    • @garethoneill5676
      @garethoneill5676 5 років тому +6

      Probably against another man

  • @theosphilusthistler712
    @theosphilusthistler712 7 років тому +403

    It's good to be reminded from time to time that actors have a quite impressive ability to memorise lines but that doesn't mean they've taken time to became informed or learn critical thinking.

    • @airget
      @airget 7 років тому +31

      Welcome to today's college education. We won't inform you on two sides of the situation and let you decide what's right and wrong, we'll tell you how to feel and tell you how to think because it's what we said.

    • @wickedomega9614
      @wickedomega9614 7 років тому +6

      If they could think for themselves, they wouldn't need to get a job parroting someone else's words...

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 7 років тому

      You call think that man's an actor? You're far too kind.

  • @smj6491
    @smj6491 7 років тому +292

    HI IM MATT MCGORRY AND IM A MALE FEMINIST BECAUSE OF EMMA WATSONS SPEECH AT THE UN AND BECAUSE OF WAGE GAP AND 1 IN 5 AND THE PATRIARGLBGLELGLEREEEEEEEEEEEEEGLBGLBGBLGBG

    • @theautarch7837
      @theautarch7837 7 років тому +5

      "Hi, I'm Matt McGorry. I desperately needed to throw myself into a cause to give my worthless life meaning."
      What a tool. Fuck you, Matt.

  • @nicodemusthemidnightdiscip2291
    @nicodemusthemidnightdiscip2291 5 років тому +650

    History comes from the Greek "hystoria" , a FEMININE word. In greek, the word for his is "autou" . Nothing alike. Get an education, Matt.

    • @67nadin67
      @67nadin67 4 роки тому +10

      It actually came first from the word histor which meant a wise man or judge . After that became historein which meant inquire , only then to become historia .soooo... Jot quite right there . Actually Mat is right about that , it used to belong to men only ...

    • @MobTalon
      @MobTalon 4 роки тому +44

      @@67nadin67 No, it's not male dominated, it just so happens to be written with "his" in it. No, history doesn't mean "wise man", that was the Greek word version from thousands of years ago. And yes, the English language isn't the only language out there, meaning that when you use words and how they're typed out to make an argument, you're really just being a self centered uneducated attention seeking piece of shit, like Matt Macfuckhisface

    • @alexherrmann2540
      @alexherrmann2540 4 роки тому +45

      @@67nadin67 "The short version is that the term history has evolved from an ancient Greek verb that means “to know,” says the Oxford English Dictionary’s Philip Durkin. The Greek word historia originally meant inquiry, the act of seeking knowledge, as well as the knowledge that results from inquiry" - taken from an article of the "time". While it is true that this word has a predecessor, namely "ἵστωρ", which google translates me to ístor it does not seem to be considered a direct predecessor to the word history itself. But even if we would assume it was, you only took the one translation that fits your agenda. In the first sense it means "one who knows law", which can also be translated with judge or it can mean "witness". "Wise man" or "wise one" only seem to be the least common translation. Furthermore only Wikipedia listed the word man specifically, other sources just translated it to "wise one" or "one who knows".
      I can only speculate here, but the translation with "man" could only be needed if we look at the word in its historical context. I don't know if this word has something that is specifically male in it, but it doesn't seem that way.
      But that doesn't even matter that much, because his tweet is dumb in any way. Just ignoring where a word comes from and saying it has a "he", "his", or "man" in it, so patriarchy just skips over the whole origin and so it also skips how the word came to be. So whether a word comes from a Greek or Latin male word or not, it is not sexist because of a syllable. (also if we start discussing the word human we would need an etymologist, but the syllable "-man" stems from the french "huMAIN", so also no patriarchy here)

    • @michelepella2768
      @michelepella2768 4 роки тому +3

      @@67nadin67 and what language would that be?

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 4 роки тому +3

      Imagine being so fragile you get butthurt from 2words of the alphabet being in a specific order

  • @shiftedstorm
    @shiftedstorm 7 років тому +390

    I subscribed to you my junior year of high school. I'm now a freshman in college and I feel like I'm going to graduate college before you get a camera that shoots higher than 144p.

    • @zanthor5422
      @zanthor5422 7 років тому +63

      She's never going to get rid of the 480p camera. It's her aesthetic.

    • @hzuiel
      @hzuiel 7 років тому +16

      As Zanthor said, the low res is on purpose, not just because she can't get a better camera.

    • @AliJ23
      @AliJ23 7 років тому +52

      her camera is the most successful & long-lasting meme she pulled off since she started utoob

    • @travn3r
      @travn3r 7 років тому +4

      Zanthor Well she ruins the aesthetic repeatedly whenever she is not sitting in that spot, when she does skits.

    • @zanthor5422
      @zanthor5422 7 років тому +4

      True. I wish she did all of her skits and whatnot in 480p, honestly.

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 6 років тому +1555

    Feminists: The evidence is all around us! *His*tory! Hu*man*!
    Me: *whirls around*
    *Miss*issippi!!!

  • @MarcieParcie
    @MarcieParcie 7 років тому +532

    Work for gender equality but not call yourself a feminist = litteraly satan
    Just calling yourself a feminist because it's trendy = an angel send from heaven.

    • @NoShotTwoKill
      @NoShotTwoKill 7 років тому +10

      Edgy Atheist Satan is cool tho

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 7 років тому +2

      Adam B just be sure all your victims are right wingers and they will love you

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 7 років тому +4

      It reminds me of people who kill a lot of people but then go confess to the nearest priest

  • @92jwiener
    @92jwiener 4 роки тому +141

    In an alternate reality, Matt McGorry accidentally clicked off of Emma Watson's UN speech that fateful day, and became an advocate for ASPCA, or Black Lives Matter, or Powerade, or whatever thing he happened to be watching at that very specific point in time.

  • @halohaylie
    @halohaylie 7 років тому +244

    If my boyfriend said to me, "Happy Valentine's Day, I'm a feminist!" I would break up with him on the spot.

    • @lilkitty2396
      @lilkitty2396 7 років тому +9

      angelhawk same tbh

    • @mattrenteria7951
      @mattrenteria7951 7 років тому +9

      angelhawk instantly I want to become your friend

    • @Darkwaterdude
      @Darkwaterdude 7 років тому +29

      Tell him "I think we should both see other men."

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 7 років тому +4

      "I dont have a strap-on, I can´t be a feminist girlfriend."

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 7 років тому +8

      Well to admit it would mean he has absolutely no respect for you, doesn't believe in your autonomy, doesn't believe you can think for yourself, and doesn't think you are a productive and active member of society... So yeah dumping him because he is a feminist wouldn't be a bad move.

  • @JadeyCatgirl99
    @JadeyCatgirl99 6 років тому +1543

    I like my coffee the way I like my women: hot, dark, and forcibly shipped from South America.

    • @jrockwell19
      @jrockwell19 6 років тому +65

      TheAres1999 I like them in a Styrofoam cup.

    • @oceanti6791
      @oceanti6791 6 років тому +11

      South America?

    • @JadeyCatgirl99
      @JadeyCatgirl99 6 років тому +87

      @@oceanti6791 yeah, a nice Columbian brew.

    • @greenbird1644
      @greenbird1644 6 років тому +7

      Huhuehueahahha. !! Boa, garotinho.

    • @vegarosa69
      @vegarosa69 6 років тому +40

      Savage, dude....just savage.

  • @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo
    @DerpyDaringDitzyDoo 7 років тому +212

    I've had a pretty shit week, thank you so much for this upload. Glad to know that no matter how bad my day is, at least my search history isn't filled with Matt McGorry,

  • @AlexPerez-tv1zg
    @AlexPerez-tv1zg 4 роки тому +180

    Nowadays, guys like this are called: “simps”

  • @jdicks4576
    @jdicks4576 7 років тому +658

    "He became the final boss of feminism when he listened to Emma Watson's speech and got a heart boner." And that is when I subscribed.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 6 років тому +2

      John D. i think shes hot but because of that i dont want to

    • @mixedbagoskittles6891
      @mixedbagoskittles6891 6 років тому +6

      @@supercool1312 she definitely is but I like the points she makes, and she's hilarious

    • @francoistombe
      @francoistombe Рік тому

      I listened to Emma. Whining, pathetic "I'm a victim" speech from a multimillionaire. 15 minutes I won't get back.

  • @glortw
    @glortw 7 років тому +235

    My boyfriend showed me this video. I'm 32 and I have to tell you, you give me hope for the future. I was just cracking up. Matt McGorry is ridiculous. You are adorable and hilarious, I am so glad you exist to counter all the idiotic shit out there.

  • @rmcbean5699
    @rmcbean5699 7 років тому +429

    I've never seen someone try so hard to get Emma Watson's attention

    • @JackClockerinos
      @JackClockerinos 7 років тому +18

      Ron from Harry Potter...

    • @xercespriest
      @xercespriest 7 років тому +19

      N-no! Hermoine is BLAAAAAACK remember! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @estackpole06
      @estackpole06 7 років тому

      Wait what I don't understand please explain further

    • @JackClockerinos
      @JackClockerinos 7 років тому +2

      Oh, for the new Harry Potter play, Hermonie is now black. I dunno.

    • @xercespriest
      @xercespriest 7 років тому +6

      It's so damn stupid. Just more people trying to pine for the SJW favoritism.

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster 4 роки тому +105

    I like my Matt McGorrys like I like my coffee. Silent.

    • @Abejaved
      @Abejaved 3 роки тому +4

      I prefer boiled

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 3 роки тому +2

      @@Abejaved damn came here to say that 😂

  • @chronischronopoulos835
    @chronischronopoulos835 6 років тому +415

    "History" is a greek word and the "his" in it is like the "car" in "carpet".

    • @arctrog
      @arctrog 5 років тому +10

      @@jeanmichellelaurent this is the best comment ever

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 5 років тому +6

      Why the fuck are you dissing cars?

    • @Persholm1
      @Persholm1 5 років тому +7

      *And* pets? Like wtf?!

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 5 років тому +2

      It's still male though, actually. The "tor" in it means "man who does something". History originally meant "male storyteller". The female version would be histrixy. Goes to show though how shallow a lot of feminist activists' knowledge about the issue actually is. If they knew their shit, they'd protest the "tor" not the "his". But that's not quite as intuitive to American feminists...

    • @mfrommi6593
      @mfrommi6593 5 років тому +2

      @@leahsander5490 still, in portuguese is said historia and "his" is "dele", that means is impossible to opress in portuguese speaking countries? Thats anglophocentric bullshit

  • @gemstones2942
    @gemstones2942 7 років тому +126

    The way he was describing finding his movement like falling in love would make just as much sense if you put it in the context of a man describing how he found his cult

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 7 років тому +4

      Holy shit... jaja, I totally thought the same thing. Like "Man, you'd think this guy joined Heaven's Gate or something."

    • @Redrosewitch
      @Redrosewitch 7 років тому +4

      There's no doubt at all that it's become a cult. If it ever was anything else.

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 7 років тому +2

      It’s now transparent that we have no more need for feminism, so now the only thing they have is manipulation tactics. It’s why SocJus in its entirety is like this. You’re correct about some of it always being a cult.

  • @manwithnoname3024
    @manwithnoname3024 7 років тому +499

    Wokest Bae? I HATE language right now.

    • @alexjones9111
      @alexjones9111 7 років тому +20

      “Ryan Dill the Red Pill”

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 7 років тому +24

      Yeah, that hurt my brain. Even seeing the video title, I was simply not ready. I feel dirty in a way the shower can't fix.

    • @TrollBenable
      @TrollBenable 7 років тому

      get woke

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 7 років тому +3

      The term bae translates to shit so he is shit is what they are saying

    • @declanknight4594
      @declanknight4594 7 років тому +1

      Viper vids gaming plus oh please find an original insult to modern language other than “it’s rude in an other language” like honey we talkin bout English here

  • @williamvalentine5991
    @williamvalentine5991 3 роки тому +84

    My favorite part is how affected he was by “if not me who? If not now when?” Which ranks around those “Live Laugh Love” signs at Target. He was, literally..crying
    This weasel. If I was a woman, his existence would create the most arid desert in the nether regions.

    • @UraniumEater59
      @UraniumEater59 3 роки тому +16

      take it from a woman, it really does.

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Рік тому +6

      He comes off as a serial killer-type lol
      And yeah, he makes my insides retract😂

    • @oldassaccount9157
      @oldassaccount9157 Рік тому +1

      ⁠@@ravenID429I am confused as to the mechanics of a hole retracting. Do you get vagina two? Does it just go up into the uterus? Is this uncomfortable and weird to ask? Why are the police outside?

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Рік тому

      @@oldassaccount9157 LOL I meant more metaphorically but I guess more like...just a sensation of closing up

    • @oldassaccount9157
      @oldassaccount9157 Рік тому +2

      @@ravenID429 As a genderless eldritch horror with genitalia only described by H.P. Lovecraft and various meat grinder manuals, I understand the feeling of closing up.

  • @IcewhipRoxx
    @IcewhipRoxx 7 років тому +296

    "I'm more of an egalitarian!"
    "No, you're a feminist, damn it! Be proud!"
    "Okay, okay, geez! I suppose feminism is a subset of wanting equal rights for all humans, so sure!"
    "Perfect! So what gender equality do you want to tackle first?"
    "Well, I've noticed that mothers win custody battles far more often than fathers do. We can look into that and share our findings with the world. Or we can gather a team and build a few shelters for abused men. Even though women are more often abused, it sometimes happens to men to, and there are next to no resources for them to be safe. Or, if you want to raise awarness about a social issue, how about we address the pattern of single fathers being looked upon as irresponsible or even pedophiles? Lot's of parents trust single mothers, so why not single fathers who could be just as good caretakers? Maybe we can---"
    "*slaps* You call yourself a feminist?! How DARE you ignore women and their struggles!"
    "I told you, I'm an egalitarian!"
    "That means you're a feminist! NOW ACT LIKE IT!"

    • @UnmitigatedRandomness
      @UnmitigatedRandomness 7 років тому +48

      Lol, or when you mention genderless problems like social inequalities between the rich and poor, etc. Its either "because of the patriarchy" or "you're distracting from the real issues".
      Egalitarianism all the way!

    • @timevampire83
      @timevampire83 7 років тому +33

      -Hark! Stand back fair maiden! I shall defend thee from this vile fiend!
      -What vile fiend?
      -This man! He is evil! He is the patriarchy incarnate! He is harassing thee!
      -Uh, no he isn't.
      -YES he is!
      -No isn't.
      -YES he is!
      -No he..
      -SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M DEFENDING YOUR HONOR!?!? STOP INTERNALIZING YOUR MISOGYNY!!!
      -wuh?...wha?
      -Shuuuuut iiiiit!
      *every white knight ever*

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 7 років тому +9

      Actually, there's not really enough evidence to make the claim that women are abused more often than men.

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 років тому +9

      Po-ké Watch
      You're not entirely wrong, but you're not right either. Men and women don't have to serve specific roles. If a woman is a respectable soldier, then so be it, she can do that. If a man is an excellent baby sitter, then he can do that aswell. Perhaps you'd see gender equality in a better light if you consider gender equality as equality in opportunity. Obviously some things are different on a biological level. Traditions are outdated my friend, and if i had to oppose gender equality myself, it'd be because i believe in individualism, and in that regard, no one is equal. But even if we aren't born equal, at the end of the day, it's working hard and well that matters most. And everyone deserves a chance at doing what they want so as long as they put in the effort. Regardless, there are rights that every human being, and perhaps living being deserves, such as innocents not being abused. You however have no right to decide what choices a man or woman should have.

  • @SoniaSephia
    @SoniaSephia 7 років тому +254

    Matt is just like those people that when they became a Christian or any other religion they become a little too enthusiastic about it and shove it in everybody's face! Lol even to the point where other religious members will tell the dude to take a breath and chill!

    • @evoke1631
      @evoke1631 7 років тому +1

      v accurate

    • @capitancoolo1
      @capitancoolo1 7 років тому +2

      He reminds me of myself when I discovered libertarianism. I was a little to enthusiastic and annoying about it at first, like I had some kind of esoteric knowledge that the world needed to know. Finally my friends and family had to tell me to shut the fuck up.

    • @SoniaSephia
      @SoniaSephia 7 років тому +2

      capitancoolo1 Lol! I think it comes down to when we embrace the new worldview or take up any deep Revelation in life we can get a little too enthusiastic and egotistical! Lol! The important take away from all this is humility!

    • @SoniaSephia
      @SoniaSephia 7 років тому

      manofonetitle Lol! Yeah!

    • @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat
      @FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat 7 років тому

      manofonetitle It's actually a cult. I remember seeing a comment about this somewhere.

  • @Slim_Pilzi
    @Slim_Pilzi 7 років тому +120

    Matthey McGorry is the epitome of "LOOK AT ME IM A FEMINIST TOO!!! PLEASEEE LIKE ME!"

  • @breakerofbad
    @breakerofbad 4 роки тому +66

    It's not the fact that he got a uterus tattoo that bothers me, it's the fact that he had to share it with the rest of the world

    • @bella-bond
      @bella-bond 3 роки тому +5

      All of it bothers me 😭

  • @otakureiss
    @otakureiss 7 років тому +86

    I swear to god if Armoured Skeptic doesn't give you the gift of feminism for next years valentines day.

  • @minimonster7896
    @minimonster7896 6 років тому +3412

    Woman : sorry, gotta cancel 😣 lady problems
    Matt: uh, the wage gap?
    Woman : no my problems are real 😂

    • @isabelbimberg1342
      @isabelbimberg1342 6 років тому +134

      o o f

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo 5 років тому +37

      AcTuAlLy It Is ReAl

    • @--1555
      @--1555 5 років тому +25

      like fucking period cramps xD

    • @BoilingHotTea
      @BoilingHotTea 5 років тому +10

      @Elvick *Woman used tumblr rant claiming that all men are assholes and mansplainers*

    • @zombieguy4444
      @zombieguy4444 5 років тому +29

      Woman: sorry, gotta cancel 😣 lady problems
      Matt: uh, the wage gap?
      Woman: I’m on my period

  • @WhoCaresAlisha
    @WhoCaresAlisha 7 років тому +398

    I didn't even know that he had a uterus tattoo...I'm cringing.

    • @annojance
      @annojance 7 років тому +14

      Seems like dedication to a fetish if anything.

    • @Yal_Rathol
      @Yal_Rathol 7 років тому +22

      i dunno about you, but if the woman i loved got an anatomically correct tattoo of my dick, i would rethink that "love" thing.

    • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
      @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 6 років тому +5

      WhoCaresAlisha >>> If he ever has a vasectomy, will he have to get the tatoo changed to reflect tied tubes?
      😊

    • @TheWolfman932
      @TheWolfman932 6 років тому +4

      Well he is a pussy

    • @tini96
      @tini96 6 років тому

      Yal Rathol why?

  • @thesamuraiman
    @thesamuraiman 4 роки тому +54

    Oh, damn, I just thought "procurer" was a person that "procures" things 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nathanredmin1733
      @nathanredmin1733 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah like another word for acquire right? Like to procure pokemon cards is to acquire pokemon cards... who knew🤷‍♂️

  • @ColinMacDaniels
    @ColinMacDaniels 7 років тому +159

    Hi, you've reached the Matt McGorry Hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with McGorry:
    glory, story, allegory, Montessori...

  • @HMotam-dn6by
    @HMotam-dn6by 7 років тому +159

    HE RESPEC
    BUT HE ALSO PROTECC.

  • @gabriel.wagner
    @gabriel.wagner 7 років тому +61

    Fun Fact: The word history comes from Ancient Greek ἱστορία (historía), meaning "inquiry", "knowledge from inquiry", or "judge".
    Also, it took me 5 minutes to look up "History Etymology" on wikipedia, which admittedly, is shorter than watching "Emma Watson's UN speech" on UA-cam.

    • @Nina-wu4jk
      @Nina-wu4jk 7 років тому

      Gabriel Wagner in modern Greek it’s pronounced without the “H”. The “H” was just part of a pronunciation system we had in ancient times up to the 70s, one being called dhasia(δασεία) and the other psili( ψιλή). In this case, dhasia is being used to crate that “H” sound. We usually put it before the first letter of a word, and other examples that use it are names such as Helen, originally eleni

    • @erwin669
      @erwin669 7 років тому +1

      Another fun fact: the word "human" is derived from the Anglo-Norse word "humeigne" which is feminine

  • @RJ-hk1ni
    @RJ-hk1ni 4 роки тому +245

    Q: How do you make a feminist's head explode?
    A: Tell her that she is not allowed to make you a sandwich.

    • @johnmontoya8160
      @johnmontoya8160 4 роки тому +2

      @Jackson Smith 🤣funny shit. Did you come up with that yourself? Just asking

    • @DevinaHart
      @DevinaHart 2 роки тому

      Bruh... 🤣
      I wouldn't trust a modern toxic feminist to make me a sandwich. I'm afraid she'll try to poison me and make my death look like a choking incident since I don't fall in line with their Idiology.

    • @lmn6440
      @lmn6440 Рік тому +3

      Have to admit that's lol

  • @Aryasvitkona
    @Aryasvitkona 7 років тому +27

    I'm just imagining a Shoe0nHead video consisting of purely button responses. Like she gets a button for all the common talking points, and just refutes them all with the respective button. No intro. No words from her mouth. Only buttons. Pls June do it

    • @CircaSriYak
      @CircaSriYak 7 років тому +3

      the apotheosis of antifeminism

  • @willrobertson9511
    @willrobertson9511 7 років тому +189

    Pls sell the wage gap button as merch. We can all save our breath 🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @sebbis152
    @sebbis152 7 років тому +166

    If Matt McGorry ever got accused of sexually harassing women... that would be the single greatest gift from god.

  • @matthewmorcos9313
    @matthewmorcos9313 4 роки тому +34

    As a Matthew myself, i can say we don’t claim this one

  • @Brettagher
    @Brettagher 7 років тому +477

    He probably made himself cry by smelling Axe body spray.

  • @jymba98
    @jymba98 7 років тому +92

    The gamer girl comparison is too much for me. I’m so fucking done 😂

  • @lulzdragon7339
    @lulzdragon7339 6 років тому +447

    I lost it when he said HIStory. That was just amazing.

    • @noahgormley4456
      @noahgormley4456 6 років тому +35

      It's like car in carpet

    • @yellow_hearts1723
      @yellow_hearts1723 4 роки тому +5

      @@noahgormley4456 lmao it is

    • @puneetg788
      @puneetg788 4 роки тому +22

      He thinks English is the default language of earth. He do realize that other languages exist too that are way more complex than English.

    • @torinjones3221
      @torinjones3221 4 роки тому +4

      @@puneetg788 we English is also a pretty complex language. Ghoti is pronounced like fish afterall.

    • @santiagoalvarez5496
      @santiagoalvarez5496 4 роки тому +4

      r/im14andthisisdeep

  • @TheKing-bn8ip
    @TheKing-bn8ip 4 роки тому +72

    My theory: Matt Magory has no personality so he latched on to a movement that he felt would give him one.

  • @marinashutup
    @marinashutup 7 років тому +420

    I do think you have a point about male “allies” trying to distance themselves from other men by proving “I’m not like other men!” Not to imply that all male feminists or Matt McGory is like this, but some of the men I’ve met who have proclaimed to “love women” the most have ended up treating them the shittiest. It can be used as a way to disguise their behavior behind the banner of feminism. Thankfully most of the feminists I follow don’t take Matt seriously. I’m tired of the 101 shit honestly, but I know I used to be like that at one point too (I wasn't 30+ though lol).

    • @AlexBrovo
      @AlexBrovo 7 років тому +4

      marinashutup wow, you earned a sub from
      Me for this.

    • @jlr177
      @jlr177 7 років тому +11

      I hate everyone almost equally.

    • @Z7Games
      @Z7Games 7 років тому +3

      marina, shut up
      (sorry, had to do it)

    • @kupotenshi
      @kupotenshi 7 років тому +13

      Phaniel Dawit because McGorry is "attractive" so he doesn't fall into the nice guy category

    • @madddawgg2
      @madddawgg2 7 років тому +13

      The reason men who say "i love women" tend to be worse is that they mean "i love lady bits." Normal people do not love or hate an entire group of people indiscriminately. Or at least shouldn't.

  • @wolfierood6719
    @wolfierood6719 6 років тому +357

    Curious if I can buy a wage gap button

  • @jamesmemos4235
    @jamesmemos4235 7 років тому +90

    Feminism = Dictionary definition
    Racism = definition has changed to mean institutional power

    • @krillin6
      @krillin6 7 років тому +7

      Lord Grandpa
      Arguing definitions is done when you don't have a real argument.

    • @michaelhutchison1972
      @michaelhutchison1972 7 років тому +9

      Except that the definition for feminism IS NOT ABOUT EQUALITY. "Advocacy for WOMEN'S rights." These idiots bring up the definition which proves our point.

    • @tommyclark4947
      @tommyclark4947 7 років тому +1

      Violence = words

    • @gabrielfraser2109
      @gabrielfraser2109 5 років тому +3

      @@michaelhutchison1972 "To equality with men". The dictionary definition is fine. If all feminists actually followed it, feminism wouldn't be such a dirty word.

  • @jasmineburic6539
    @jasmineburic6539 4 роки тому +50

    oh god he was a simp before simps were a thing
    he literally created simping

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 7 років тому +1104

    I like my women like I like my coffee
    i'm gay

    • @Mrmoocows99
      @Mrmoocows99 7 років тому +64

      You like your coffee like you like your men? Black?

    • @DOFT.mp4
      @DOFT.mp4 7 років тому +41

      he probably doesn't like coffee

    • @bluefungi
      @bluefungi 7 років тому +13

      I like my coffee like my men and women I'm bi.

    • @atb1175
      @atb1175 7 років тому +2

      Incendere flamin'

    • @bluefungi
      @bluefungi 7 років тому

      Karozans Lmfao yeh but also want pussy juice to gotta have both

  • @ravenh105
    @ravenh105 7 років тому +88

    I like my women like I like my coffee: piping hot and full of creme.
    I'm probably going to regret this in an hour.
    (Edit) Fuck it, I'll own up to it.

    • @lijahh0
      @lijahh0 7 років тому +9

      It's been an hour. Are you regretting it yet?

    • @LewdMe
      @LewdMe 7 років тому +6

      No regrets? Its been two hours.

    • @ravenh105
      @ravenh105 7 років тому +19

      Eli Villanueva I came back to my comment and realized how proud of myself I am. I regret nothing

  • @jothecocopop
    @jothecocopop 5 років тому +1145

    If my boyfriend announced he was a feminist as my gift for V Day, I would break up with him on the spot.

    • @eddiesanchez1899
      @eddiesanchez1899 5 років тому +62

      He is one lucky fella.

    • @laatdovahkiin7405
      @laatdovahkiin7405 5 років тому +3

      👍👍😎

    • @ab6789
      @ab6789 5 років тому +4

      +Respec !

    • @brucewayne8264
      @brucewayne8264 5 років тому +3

      You don't have one though

    • @sonatestd2085
      @sonatestd2085 5 років тому +1

      Are you single , you are a badass woman I’d like to date. If you’re not interested in me , we could still chill and have beer as friends.

  • @Disasterclese
    @Disasterclese 4 роки тому +1

    I'd like to acknowledge the excellence of the choice of background music. Could hear that line in my head throughout, nicely done.

  • @iwannabeyahtzee8056
    @iwannabeyahtzee8056 7 років тому +104

    You should merchandise that "Wage gap button"! I would definitely buy one!

    • @elissbern
      @elissbern 7 років тому

      So same! So same!

    • @iwannabeyahtzee8056
      @iwannabeyahtzee8056 7 років тому

      Thauã Aguirre I'm aware. I'm just saying if she were to make a real one I'd buy it. I like her voice better anyway

  • @DellaVanilla14
    @DellaVanilla14 7 років тому +161

    shoe loves to wake me up with feminism before i go to school

    • @IapitusMcHeimer
      @IapitusMcHeimer 7 років тому +2

      Watching it on the way to school right now lol

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 7 років тому +135

    This guy can't be real.
    -Yeah I'm not coming in to work today, I'm sick.
    -What's wrong?
    -I've got wage gap.

    • @ShakmeteMalik
      @ShakmeteMalik 6 років тому +5

      John Doe wage gap is ageist! It's right there in the word! wAGE

  • @itsfine5818
    @itsfine5818 4 роки тому +16

    As a guy, I understand how guys think and I'm pretty sure this is an elaborate ploy to get Emma Watson to notice him. This is the celebrity equivalent of me in highschool finding out what bands my crush liked and then talking to my friends really loudly about this new band I found, hoping she would take the bait and talked to me. Needless to say, it didn't work. Matt, I feel ya but it's time to call it quits.

    • @ravenID429
      @ravenID429 Рік тому +1

      Ohhhhh that’s even WORSE😂 And it didn’t even work

  • @phantomkate6
    @phantomkate6 7 років тому +171

    Start the countdown clock on the rape charges now

    • @WhyAreYouGhe
      @WhyAreYouGhe 7 років тому +5

      phantomkate6 scrolled too far down for this.

    • @plumfun6750
      @plumfun6750 7 років тому +4

      Someone said 10 months. Too long. I'm going with, $50 on 7 months. Do I get 2:1 odds?

  • @zamarickz
    @zamarickz 7 років тому +54

    This shaming of people that refuse to be "advocates" pisses me off. These feminists are so damn busy pretending to be good people that they forget to actually be good people. The real good people just live thier lives and help those in their communities. They don't spout empty new age platitudes on social media all day. They leave that to the woke folk.

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 7 років тому +3

      honestly, the people who pull that "Either you're with us or you're with the enemy" shit piss me off the most, to the point that I could agree with some or most of the issues they tout, but the moment they pull that shit, I'm *strongly* inclined to come out as against. People who do not respect your right of non-affliation do not derserve your allegience.

  • @skullospice
    @skullospice 7 років тому +75

    Damn, that ‘muh wage gap” button is resilient

    • @peterm6737
      @peterm6737 7 років тому +1

      The Void That Bites FR though

    • @bloodraven8536
      @bloodraven8536 7 років тому +2

      It has been enchanted so it would be destroyed only when his purpose is accomplished. Which means : destroying the wage gap myth once and for all.

  • @Crazedgamer16
    @Crazedgamer16 9 днів тому +1

    I am watching ShoeOnHead's old video because I was curious and I am pleased with what was. I wish witness this when is was first uploaded in back in the day.

  • @dresummers962
    @dresummers962 6 років тому +503

    Uterus tattoo is so cringy.

    • @Therathmataz
      @Therathmataz 5 років тому +50

      Just as bad as a dick tattoo.

    • @AngryBoozer
      @AngryBoozer 5 років тому +61

      Aaron Rathmann Only 77% as bad, obviously

    • @billysteam4871
      @billysteam4871 4 роки тому +2

      Aaron Rathmann who gets dick tattoo

    • @MayemSRWalkr
      @MayemSRWalkr 4 роки тому +4

      @@billysteam4871 me

    • @rantersparadise
      @rantersparadise 4 роки тому

      @@nickseda5371 lololol riiight?!!! He's a weirdo.

  • @wolfauer7560
    @wolfauer7560 6 років тому +331

    I am a man. My father was in the Marines and my Grandfather was in the Navy in WW2. I grew up suppressing my feelings and believed that men shouldn't cry. I've been through things that break most people. The belief that a man isn't supposed to cry comes from the idea of being a pillar of strength and support for your partner. Now that I'm older I know it's okay for me to cry, but I do it when I'm alone or with my partner because I need them just as much as they need me and I believe that's the way it's supposed to be.

    • @shocklocked4205
      @shocklocked4205 5 років тому +2

      @@lexijams2224 re read the text lmao

    • @shocklocked4205
      @shocklocked4205 5 років тому +8

      @@lexijams2224 comes from the idea that men are supposed to be the emotional support beam. Or whatever he specifically said. You missed a line lmao.

    • @applecider2754
      @applecider2754 5 років тому +17

      Thank you for you and your family’s sacrifices

    • @sabin97
      @sabin97 5 років тому +1

      i hate feminism, but i also dislike thugs.
      it seems you come from a long line of thugs.
      i hope they are "haunted" by the memories of the men, women and children they murdered or helped to murder....

    • @nanos1267
      @nanos1267 5 років тому +36

      @@sabin97 Did you really just attempt to attack people fighting for their country; calling them thugs and hoping they get haunted by those who they had to kill? You are a special breed of asshole, how do you think OP would feel about you attacking his father and grandfather?

  • @Ryan-xr8zv
    @Ryan-xr8zv 7 років тому +222

    Some of my favourite oppressive words also include; wHISper, tHIStle, wHISk, tHIS, roMANce, woMAN and of course, peaCOCK.

    • @Redrosewitch
      @Redrosewitch 7 років тому +17

      Yes indeed COCKerel (as we oh so sexist Brits call a rooster,) MANagement,
      eMANcipation, wHIStle,

    • @zoejohnson782
      @zoejohnson782 7 років тому +9

      RyanPro Are you mansplaining me?!

    • @Ryan-xr8zv
      @Ryan-xr8zv 7 років тому +11

      Did you just say MANsplaining?!

    • @luizmarinho6138
      @luizmarinho6138 7 років тому +4

      Zoe Johnson 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (Men usually don't encourage women to express their opinion. Not me, though!)

    • @zoejohnson782
      @zoejohnson782 7 років тому +2

      Luiz Marinho My hero! Are you my Woman’s Studies teacher?

  • @eggverseoffficial7976
    @eggverseoffficial7976 4 роки тому +2

    I fucking love your hair! You should post a video about how you style it because honestly it is on POINT.

  • @TheOfficialBrother
    @TheOfficialBrother 7 років тому +140

    Shoe is the wokest bae of 2017

  • @Ivan220996
    @Ivan220996 5 років тому +421

    Before you rush to use feminism to define equality remember there is already a word for equality- equality. Lol

    • @Ladoga753
      @Ladoga753 5 років тому +18

      And before that, it was decency.

    • @user-nx1vh4ej9q
      @user-nx1vh4ej9q 4 роки тому +15

      yeah but feminism was needed cause women were oppressed

    • @sabreman8546
      @sabreman8546 4 роки тому +27

      @@user-nx1vh4ej9q Key word there, _were_ Feminism isn't needed anymore, as women truly do have all the same rights as men. is sexism still a thing? yes. However, this doesn't change the fact that in todays society, there is nothing economic or social that a man can do that a woman can't (except for maybe boyscouts.......oh wait)

    • @user-nx1vh4ej9q
      @user-nx1vh4ej9q 4 роки тому +2

      @@sabreman8546 "of course sexism still exists" there you have it. also there are social double standard like how women are sexualized and get raped and sexually assaulted way more

    • @dhamin8168
      @dhamin8168 4 роки тому +10

      @@user-nx1vh4ej9q The problem is that feminism now has changed from its original meaning, feminists nowadays are looking to be oppressed and offended. It is needed in other countries but not really needed in first world countries. People can be sexist by not many are, the fact is that women and men now have a lot of the same chances and choices. Anything a man can do a woman can do as well.

  • @RosieSquall
    @RosieSquall 7 років тому +116

    "HIStory" lol really????
    I haven't seen this much reaching since I tried to grab a can from the top shelf last week.

    • @RosieSquall
      @RosieSquall 7 років тому +8

      #FuckEtymology #MuhHIStoryOppression

    • @RosieSquall
      @RosieSquall 7 років тому +13

      In Spanish, it's still "HIStoria", but masculine pronouns are "él" "ellos". So, yeah, by pure logic alone "history" is not gendered. Alas, "common sense" and modern feminists have yet to be introduced.

    • @garak55
      @garak55 7 років тому +6

      But you know, when you're learning lesbian dance theory, you don't have much time for foolishness such as Latin, Greek and medieval French.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 7 років тому +7

      in fact it is "la historia", so... it is a feminine word, just like it is in its Greek etymology

    • @RosieSquall
      @RosieSquall 7 років тому +1

      Yeah, but the word "historia" itself is not gendered as McGorrium is trying to make "history" sound by taking the prefix "HIS" as the equivalent of "his - possessive pronoun".

  • @lamb2004
    @lamb2004 2 роки тому +2

    your growing frustration and anger as we get deeper into this video is mood

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 7 років тому +268

    10:59 A playstation controller
    WAS THAT INTENTIONAL SHOE
    if it was I am very angry

    • @snapperhd
      @snapperhd 7 років тому +1

      lol

    • @xxbludlustxx
      @xxbludlustxx 7 років тому +39

      as soon as shoe said that, I had to see if someone commented, not disappointed

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 7 років тому +57

      She probably tried to vaguely remember the image during the video and didn't bother doing a retake. The image is edited in afterward.

    • @nakofan
      @nakofan 7 років тому

      yes

    • @Gwynplaine4
      @Gwynplaine4 7 років тому +1

      Xbox 360 controller

  • @PlatinumFairy
    @PlatinumFairy 7 років тому +325

    Listen, I need that wage gap button in my life. Please make this merch, thank you.

    • @toph9730
      @toph9730 7 років тому +1

      Yo you need upload more :c

    • @ashen0001
      @ashen0001 7 років тому +1

      Thanos Titan nice pick up line

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 7 років тому +2

      Thanos Titan Well if that’s not a red, flashing, siren I don’t know what is.

    • @italowizard
      @italowizard 7 років тому +1

      Yes please. Is there a way for her to copy the voice over to multiple buttons, or would she have to re-record her voice on each one that people buy?

    • @purplepianoist88
      @purplepianoist88 7 років тому

      Overactivedreamer YES!!!

  • @merathy
    @merathy 7 років тому +190

    History is from the latin word historia. Which has a female article.

    • @EmperorNero
      @EmperorNero 6 років тому +21

      It as a greek root actually the literal translation is inquire.

    • @FridayMortimer
      @FridayMortimer 6 років тому

      This.

    • @elodmarton9588
      @elodmarton9588 6 років тому +4

      merathy because Mankind rapes Historia... lol 😂

    • @PowerPuffSoldier
      @PowerPuffSoldier 6 років тому +1

      @@EmperorNero Thank you for correcting this

  • @gabrielfernandez7375
    @gabrielfernandez7375 4 роки тому +13

    "Every word is male dominated" what about words in other languages?

  • @potatoid-0158
    @potatoid-0158 7 років тому +69

    Net neutrality is about to die and *this is what I’m doing*

    • @girlinahat3407
      @girlinahat3407 7 років тому +1

      tattoo of yami yugi on my ballsack I mean you could call your rep, go to a protest or milk the lolz from matt's Twitter

    • @rafaels.9794
      @rafaels.9794 7 років тому

      tattoo of yami yugi on my ballsack yo... Your pick... Give me names

  • @ebgbees
    @ebgbees 7 років тому +292

    I’m thoroughly convinced that Matt is just a giant, human shitpost, meant to be a satire of “muh woke male feminism,” and that the fact that feminists are taking him so seriously is just the icing on the cake for him.

    • @lukapopovic5802
      @lukapopovic5802 7 років тому +11

      BlackKnightJack
      key word -> actor

    • @tini96
      @tini96 6 років тому +1

      jeppemichael why

    • @TemujinMSM
      @TemujinMSM 2 роки тому

      But he's making money and banging his fangirls...he's secretly kind of a chad but in a sleazy way.

    • @timons777
      @timons777 Рік тому +1

      I want to believe...

  • @majorcinnamonbun
    @majorcinnamonbun 7 років тому +82

    Sat here waiting for the sexual assault allegation like it's the next season of Game of Thrones.

  • @advancedraymondology2914
    @advancedraymondology2914 3 роки тому +3

    This was one of the first videos that got me into Shoe. As a result, I was obsessed with ol' Matt for a while. He was a seemingly infinite source of laughs and "please don't ever let me be like this stooge" moments.
    Three years on, anyone know if this dude is still like this? His takes were so clearly designed to earn likes and internet hugs, it really wouldn't surprise me to learn he stopped it all as quickly as he started it.

  • @spiderleenie
    @spiderleenie 7 років тому +186

    "Lady problems? Like the wage gap?" And there it is: my neck is broken from cringing so hard.
    Also, I'm distracted by the fact that you have the exact same bedsheets/comforter as Sailor Moon. I love it. :D

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 років тому +1

      spiderleenie you're lucky then! I lost my consciousness because of the cringe and fell on the stairs. It did not turn out well!
      I swear I didn't hear such cringy lines even in 8th grade

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 7 років тому +4

      "Lady problems? Like the wage gap?"
      "My mom died."
      "Died!? Like peaceful black people in a police station?"
      "No. She had a heart attack"
      "Heart? Like that thing men dont have?"

    • @jimmy_ink
      @jimmy_ink 7 років тому

      Fa Kenews truly a brilliant masterpiece that perfectly depicts the man from myths

  • @TheSpecterRanger
    @TheSpecterRanger 7 років тому +51

    The dude seems slimey enough to do this solely for the purpose of career building. He's spouting all the tired lines to a tee. It would be amazing if he was a troll, but it's likely just sad.. How someone would sign away their dignity to earn brownie points from angry purple haired blueberries.

  • @redgeoblaze3752
    @redgeoblaze3752 7 років тому +124

    I like my women like I like my Marshmallows. Any size, any color as long as she's sweet.

    • @spaceleopard6127
      @spaceleopard6127 7 років тому +7

      No you don't. That's just as cringeworthy and untrue. McGory could've said it himself. Talk about missing the point, holy shit

    • @soulfulh5227
      @soulfulh5227 7 років тому +6

      RedGeoBlaze dude your my hero

    • @spaceleopard6127
      @spaceleopard6127 7 років тому

      You suck at satire

    • @mattrenteria7951
      @mattrenteria7951 7 років тому +2

      RedGeoBlaze lol

    • @wgsmeister
      @wgsmeister 7 років тому +20

      I like my women like I like my marshmallows...
      WHITE

  • @LoFi_Turtle
    @LoFi_Turtle 5 місяців тому +3

    I love all the profanity in this video that is not bleeped out.
    When UA-cam was less lame.

  • @gabriela7557
    @gabriela7557 7 років тому +74

    ok the "HIStory" part got me fucking rolling, how can he say that seriously lmfao..... in french we say HIStoire yet HIS means nothing in french, how self centered you gotta be to think that way💀💀

    • @RosieSquall
      @RosieSquall 7 років тому +10

      In Spanish it's still HIStoria, and it's not gendered at all.

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 7 років тому +3

      In Korean it's 역사 (yeoksa) which breaks down to "annals of the past", so it's literally as far as gendered as it can possibly get.

    • @AlcyoneEtaTauri
      @AlcyoneEtaTauri 7 років тому +6

      The same in Polish - Historia. "His" means nothing.

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 7 років тому +5

      It is almost like the word "story" comes from the word "history" rather than other way around.

    • @pepkin88
      @pepkin88 7 років тому +4

      Moreover, the Polish "Historia" has feminine grammatical gender, but it still means nothing, it's just grammar.

  • @thecryptidhunters3807
    @thecryptidhunters3807 7 років тому +151

    ... he follows up his own tweet about not comparing women to coffee.. with a tweet about comparing women to coffee, but sounding nicer?
    I'm confused dawg

    • @ktmkid100
      @ktmkid100 7 років тому +4

      The Cryptid Hunter He's just a "nice guy"

    • @NemesisRose
      @NemesisRose 7 років тому

      The Cryptid Hunter same my dude he is an idiot lol

    • @PandaJNiccals
      @PandaJNiccals 7 років тому

      I wasn't sure if I was the only one who was confused by that

  • @MrsJohnsonListing
    @MrsJohnsonListing 7 років тому +27

    "No ideology required". Right there. Thank you so much for this

  • @vendettagainstt3434
    @vendettagainstt3434 4 роки тому +8

    it's been two years and every time I watch this video, I STILL think Matt is a "feminist" for the poon

  • @Mal_O_Ware
    @Mal_O_Ware 5 років тому +225

    How To Become PRO-FEMINIST:
    Watch Emma Watson speech and kept talking about it.

    • @shamantank
      @shamantank 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaa

    • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
      @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 4 роки тому +4

      I'm wondering just how early in the Harry Potter movie series he became... a fan... of Emma Watson..
      His fingers are still crossed, if he keeps talking about her, maybe someone will introduce him..

  • @Death_Lord_Eleressai
    @Death_Lord_Eleressai 7 років тому +68

    Begin countdown to this guy's inevitable sexual harassment scandal and/or rape accusation.

    • @hollymorgan7420
      @hollymorgan7420 7 років тому +9

      honestly - I don't hate feminism but I'm always a little suspicious of men that try this hard with it. like I'm not gonna like you more for saying that plz stp

    • @Death_Lord_Eleressai
      @Death_Lord_Eleressai 7 років тому +9

      Men of virtue don't need to make a show of their virtuousness. People who are covering for something on the other hand...

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 7 років тому +3

      Evil Subhuman Yes. Horrible people usually go on and on about what wonderful saints they are. When they accuse others of things, they’re really just projecting their own vices. Shitlibs/whatever do this CONSTANTLY. It seems to have been and still be their standard tactic ever since at least the 60’s.

    • @rubyrude.infinite
      @rubyrude.infinite 7 років тому

      sadly since she made this video i can't throw a bomb through his window

    • @Geoffreyvexer
      @Geoffreyvexer 7 років тому

      yup. pretty much.

  • @markmikolay9019
    @markmikolay9019 7 років тому +172

    *WE ARE APPROACHING PEAK WOKENESS*

    • @d.thieud.1056
      @d.thieud.1056 7 років тому +9

      Márk Mikolay WERE HITTING LEVELS OF WOKE WE DIDN’T EVEN THINK WHERE POSSIBLE

    • @kybercat7
      @kybercat7 7 років тому +1

      woke is over 5000

    • @AHunDread
      @AHunDread 7 років тому

      In the eye of the beholder, mr. Linkler.

    • @bemytrophy6047
      @bemytrophy6047 7 років тому +2

      The readings are off the chart... over 20.000. Not even Master Yoda has a midi-woke-ian count that high.

  • @Ctaehko
    @Ctaehko Рік тому

    i enjoy falling asleep to your videos, so calming