Tone Bell - The Worst Punishment a Dad Can Give - This Is Not Happening

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  • @standup
    @standup  5 років тому +131

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html

    • @ethervagabond
      @ethervagabond 2 роки тому +1

      can y'all like...not show me part of the comedy before I get to the comedy? I want to enjoy the comedy at the natural place where I'm supposed to. That "preview" or whatever it's supposed to be ruins that moment in the comedy. I mean, why do you need a preview of the video I AM CURRENTLY WATCHING, THAT I HAVE ACTIVELY PUSHED PLAY ON in the first place? I CHOSE to watch this video, you're not trying to "hook me in."

  • @oshadhaprabashwara3612
    @oshadhaprabashwara3612 5 років тому +1509

    My dad was the realest ever. He’d almost never spank me, he’d just be disappointed in me and that’s what killed me. He never rewarded me after I did something, but gave me whatever I wanted, if appropriate and told me, “Son imma get u whatever I can, imma play my part and you gotta play yours, now make me proud”. And he always used to talk with me about stuff from relationships to booze and shit and because of that relationship I had, I almost never went against his word, not out of fear but out of respect. Thank you for being the greatest dad man, I love you.

    • @mariee_e
      @mariee_e 5 років тому +18

      that's so great

    • @Microdosingyourvalidation
      @Microdosingyourvalidation 5 років тому +10

      Same ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @alexramos3898
      @alexramos3898 4 роки тому +7

      Yoo no need to brag about your dad come awwn I got my ass beat all the time

    • @britishlonghorn6815
      @britishlonghorn6815 4 роки тому +3

      I doubt your dad spoke like that smh

    • @utopiaOKC
      @utopiaOKC 4 роки тому +6

      Youre lucky, mine does drugs😴😂

  • @dolphin8815
    @dolphin8815 5 років тому +3813

    See this young man holding tears, fighting it with comedy.
    That's stand up, bravo.

    • @turtleking7772
      @turtleking7772 5 років тому +245

      Most comedians cover trauma with humor like most people do. Only they make a living doing it

    • @loyina310
      @loyina310 5 років тому +58

      I think he was nervous. His hand was shaking from the beginning.

    • @tomasotreasaigh111
      @tomasotreasaigh111 5 років тому +8

      I stole as a young man (tweener) and my beating almost defied gravity! So what, I deserved it and I dont understand why he makes such a deal ottta a ass whuppin?

    • @Jayonthehill
      @Jayonthehill 5 років тому +116

      @@tomasotreasaigh111 Getting hit or beat by someone you're supposed to trust isn't always the answer. You can always teach someone with your words and actions that aren't put out negatively.
      I know I'd never lay a hand on my son.
      Now if he did need a smack upside the head or something that may be different, but a whooping/beating? Now that's too far.
      Also depends on your personal definition of a whooping.
      Some people think spanking, some people thinking beating.

    • @Jayonthehill
      @Jayonthehill 5 років тому +28

      @@tomasotreasaigh111 Also, getting an ass beating for stealing is a bit far as almost every kid will do it during their childhood.

  • @beatsxj.yerbass6272
    @beatsxj.yerbass6272 5 років тому +3281

    "Imma need summa dat" good punchline

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 років тому +3815

    “By the end of the day she had told everyone”
    Damn what a snitch

    • @lql1094
      @lql1094 5 років тому +106

      Bragging. Always gets 'em.

    • @je.suis.prisci
      @je.suis.prisci 5 років тому +60

      She went bragging to everyone for sure 😅

    • @dannyb9992
      @dannyb9992 5 років тому +69

      She never learned the national no snitching policy

    • @catrina6541
      @catrina6541 5 років тому +33

      yea fuck natasha

    • @95awesomenes
      @95awesomenes 5 років тому +17

      Damn what a bitch

  • @bussinbb5064
    @bussinbb5064 5 років тому +6205

    Skipping through that intro likes it’s a habit

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 5 років тому +159

      The intros were always bad, imo. I always skipped them. Got particularly good at it.

    • @zombi3v
      @zombi3v 5 років тому +72

      I feel like they’re getting worse

    • @zombiemachinery4868
      @zombiemachinery4868 5 років тому +94

      I saw one and it was the last one.

    • @therebellion96
      @therebellion96 5 років тому +36

      Someone should make a reddit page for you guys

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 5 років тому +5

      Fr like wtf

  • @keshaunx8361
    @keshaunx8361 5 років тому +1917

    Bruh i was so dead when he mentioned Allgood Elementary. My mom taught there for a minute so i get his “robbery” plan. 😂😂

    • @jayesq7483
      @jayesq7483 5 років тому +65

      Yeah man the school has easily accessible windows. I'm pretty sure a 12 year old can fit through them

    • @rondeezee2828
      @rondeezee2828 5 років тому +22

      Same!! It’s off of Columbia Drive!! I went to Rainbow Elementary...

    • @iholesale
      @iholesale 5 років тому +5

      Cool stories

    • @bryan9501
      @bryan9501 4 роки тому +53

      Ron Deezee idk why y’all school names so funny to me Allgood and Rainbow 💀

    • @MGW1974
      @MGW1974 4 роки тому +5

      Small world, i went there for 5th grade way back in the day. Lol

  • @michellecnebrown6792
    @michellecnebrown6792 5 років тому +1199

    That really got a little dark. My ex-husband has a similar story. His dad whooped his ass in 6th grade at school! And he said it kind of injured their relationship. Damn

    • @HS-pm1ro
      @HS-pm1ro 5 років тому +95

      I’m happy he can express himself though comedy and laugh about it but there’s still abuse to heal from. I wish the best to everyone who experienced this

    • @jasonbourne6365
      @jasonbourne6365 5 років тому +14

      Maybe he deserved it.

    • @HS-pm1ro
      @HS-pm1ro 5 років тому +91

      Jason Bourne no one ever deserves abuse

    • @ratri3319
      @ratri3319 5 років тому +40

      @@jasonbourne6365 He was TWELVE. When a kid does minor infractions like these, it's usually more reflective on the character and upbringing of the parent rather than the child. When your kid steals, a parent should probably wonder if THEY are the ones who deserve a good spanking for not teaching their kids right.

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 5 років тому +21

      @@Luminous03 Saying it's reflective of the parent isn't taking the blame off the child tho. I can see why someone would say it's reflective of the parent. It doesn't mean that parent is a horrible parent. It just means they need to reemphasize some things with their kid.

  • @larsvanbarbecue8654
    @larsvanbarbecue8654 5 років тому +4292

    I read the title as Taco Bell: The worst punishment a dad can give.

    • @ZsiZsiSzabad
      @ZsiZsiSzabad 5 років тому +67

      Lars VanBarbecue still accurate

    • @idonotagree6993
      @idonotagree6993 5 років тому +6

      bwahahahaha

    • @greenb1888
      @greenb1888 5 років тому +14

      Means you're hungry 😂

    • @Tokkoking
      @Tokkoking 5 років тому +26

      @@greenb1888 also means that you going to get the worst case of mud butt

    • @greenb1888
      @greenb1888 5 років тому +5

      @@Tokkoking I could live without that information

  • @anthonyjonze2251
    @anthonyjonze2251 5 років тому +220

    "Got it... I found the photo"
    😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @JCDagz
    @JCDagz 5 років тому +2030

    Thumbs down votes are all from Natasha's burner accounts

  • @Goddessvenom
    @Goddessvenom 4 роки тому +215

    I can’t believe they didn’t laugh harder at the Polaroid shaking “alright alright alright alright” OutKast line 😆

    • @mobid.2084
      @mobid.2084 4 роки тому +13

      goddessvenom ...that went way over there head. The audience has to be all white.

    • @laclochard
      @laclochard 4 роки тому +7

      Maybe because it's fucking messed up

    • @ActuallyNoah
      @ActuallyNoah Рік тому

      @@laclochardhe didn’t make the joke for them NOT to laugh

  • @BobbyCashTv
    @BobbyCashTv 5 років тому +584

    So i made a plan to rob the Jefferson Bank 🙆🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️, 🤣🤣,..

    • @anthonyjohnson9106
      @anthonyjohnson9106 4 роки тому +2

      My school had the same type of thing in elementary school, but we had one class all year with all subjects and our money was called "Bones" I think.

  • @xuyahfish
    @xuyahfish 5 років тому +2181

    That's psychologically damaging... he turn out okay? Are comedians ever really okay?

    • @onemetalhat
      @onemetalhat 5 років тому +307

      From seeing multiple comedians on here talk about rather troubling shit, no.

    • @MyWorld-zw6oe
      @MyWorld-zw6oe 5 років тому +69

      Yeah not generally

    • @Ghostface2point0
      @Ghostface2point0 5 років тому +268

      No comedian is ok lol. They've just made the habit of turning physical and psychological trauma into comedic gold

    • @reggiepollock4669
      @reggiepollock4669 5 років тому +8

      Not at all.

    • @IndigoPhlogiston
      @IndigoPhlogiston 5 років тому +115

      If you watch the special "Nanette" by Hannah Gadsby, I think, she talks about how turning trauma into comedy is basically telling half-stories and how she's retiring because constantly telling half-truths and having people laugh at things that actually screwed you up.

  • @camiluvu7802
    @camiluvu7802 5 років тому +421

    He's really funny but that story about him getting a whooping and his dad taking a picture broke my heart that part I just couldn't laugh at

    • @strawberrycherrybaby
      @strawberrycherrybaby 5 років тому +68

      That creeped me out a lot. Thats child abuse and basically child porn, taking a picture of a beat up kid with their pants down.

    • @autumnsunsets5091
      @autumnsunsets5091 4 роки тому +24

      @Kkkk Bbbb Yes, that's child pornography.

    • @Lateralmove
      @Lateralmove 4 роки тому +5

      I can laugh and promise to never ever punish my kids.

    • @jobivuvuvfvi605
      @jobivuvuvfvi605 4 роки тому +38

      My parents did this to me. My dad use to whip me with belt buckles, wire hangers, one time my mom used a wooden plank with nails in it and I still have a scar on my butt from it. They use to tell anyone who watched us that they could spank us and they would always pull our pants down and hit us. I have so many scars on my legs and but that I'm self conscious about it. I just had my first child and I would never whip him, spank him, or hit him because of the trauma I have from it.

    • @kayle269
      @kayle269 4 роки тому +11

      See this young man holding tears, fighting it with comedy.
      That's stand up, bravo.

  • @theelle7941
    @theelle7941 5 років тому +59

    When he said it drew a wedge in-between him and his father you can see sadness in his eyes.

  • @Noble713
    @Noble713 5 років тому +454

    Best thing I ever learned from the comment section: 13 clicks on your keyboard's right arrow to skip the intro. I do it every time now!

    • @steak1394
      @steak1394 5 років тому +19

      you just payed it forward lol

    • @nickhighland799
      @nickhighland799 5 років тому +26

      Seriously, the intros are painful

    • @marlonc56
      @marlonc56 5 років тому +20

      @@nickhighland799 I knew I couldn't be the only one who cant stand these intros

    • @zombi3v
      @zombi3v 5 років тому

      D Dele double tap the right side of the screen, at least for Apple it was in an update a while back

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 5 років тому +2

      @D Dele android is 6 double taps

  • @drewbiddle6517
    @drewbiddle6517 5 років тому +139

    U can tell how much it broke his heart. Man. Can't imagine why parents think that's alright

    • @CloudWind0643
      @CloudWind0643 5 років тому +17

      True but I bet his ass never stole again

    • @ShadowTetsuo9999
      @ShadowTetsuo9999 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @rebekahdavis5935
      @rebekahdavis5935 2 роки тому +2

      It was taught to almost all older generations and originally through religion. Spare the rod spoil the child. That's where this comes from generally.

    • @dawnjohnson9726
      @dawnjohnson9726 Рік тому +12

      @@CloudWind0643 yeah but he didn't steal because he was sneaky or malicious, there was clearly some unfair system in school and he was sick of it. I think intent matters. And a ass whooping doesn't instill good values. All it teaches kids is that violence can solve problems. So yeah it might of hurt and he won't want it to happen again. But he also won't trust his dad anymore. They trust between them is destroyed. He'll resent his dad, and he'll learn to hide things from him. Spankings are almost never the answer especially on older children, with reason and critical thinking skills. It's what lazy parents do.

    • @luwamalem9537
      @luwamalem9537 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, when he speaks about it you can tell that it's not something that he easily forgot about and every time he talks about it, he probably feels like that same kid again! But man, was that a funny / sad story lol! 😩😂 I haven't laughed like that in a while!

  • @bigro4444
    @bigro4444 5 років тому +468

    I knew the end of this story by the time he said Magic City. Natasha Bleep got to strippin.

    • @Falling2311
      @Falling2311 5 років тому +16

      I thought someone was going to have given her a Jefferson dollar

    • @srae7658
      @srae7658 4 роки тому +11

      Natasha Bleep. LOL

    • @kenoxide
      @kenoxide 4 роки тому

      jchc VV let me know when you find out

    • @numerouno13
      @numerouno13 9 місяців тому

      natasha bleep

  • @spinakker14
    @spinakker14 5 років тому +334

    His story is almost unreal, it's so good: there are so many twists and turns and coincidences
    The best part is that he doesn't even explain the punchline

    • @kareemwalton1
      @kareemwalton1 5 років тому +11

      spinakker I’m guessing the girl stripping was Natasha

    • @spinakker14
      @spinakker14 5 років тому +7

      @@kareemwalton1 I'm guessing that your guess is right ;)

    • @DnyAln
      @DnyAln 5 років тому +4

      Some people are easily entertained when it comes to comedy it was a good story at best but far from funny I didn't laugh once and I watched stand-up bits all the time.

    • @yepperz
      @yepperz 5 років тому +21

      @@DnyAln Ok

    • @williambrandondavis6897
      @williambrandondavis6897 5 років тому +1

      @@DnyAln I agree, it wasn't funny. Not even a good story teller really. I felt like he was making stuff up as he went along with all his fumbling for words.

  • @Kmfbrowne
    @Kmfbrowne 5 років тому +177

    "I'm not getting enough touches " lol

  • @kegtv737
    @kegtv737 5 років тому +297

    Top 3 best stories on here! “Ima need somma that”

    • @GoodKIDMaadTitan
      @GoodKIDMaadTitan 5 років тому +8

      I know one of them is "Mexican Got On Boots".
      What's the last one?

    • @uzuchihanasuke1221
      @uzuchihanasuke1221 3 роки тому +1

      @@GoodKIDMaadTitan imho the washy wash

  • @emob6881
    @emob6881 5 років тому +44

    Why am I stuck on the Jefferson Bucks? I love that idea!

  • @phantomfang1927
    @phantomfang1927 5 років тому +354

    Haha, I can relate to this story so much. In fact I used to steal some candy from this one teacher because she never gave me any, well this new girl got transferred into our school. I'm going about my normal routine of going to the class to get my candy, and soon I open the door, the new girl was stuffing her backpack full of candy. She looked at me wide eyed, then she caught my grin and we split the loot Haha. She didnt stay long in our school, even as an kid I knew she was troubled, and probably had some tension at home. Wish I would of spent more time with her, she was one of the few kids that was nice to me growing up.

    • @phantomfang1927
      @phantomfang1927 5 років тому +5

      @@chillbrobraggins383 Haha I wish, it was at a much younger age

    • @deeshasahu4754
      @deeshasahu4754 5 років тому

      kku

    • @marcusrougeau5347
      @marcusrougeau5347 5 років тому

      ChillBro Braggins Lmao!!!! What!!!!

    • @eklctc1Kng1arrw
      @eklctc1Kng1arrw 5 років тому

      Maybe she’d still want to be friends if you were to write “would have” instead of “would of.”

    • @robertwetmore7655
      @robertwetmore7655 4 роки тому

      Do you not understand contractions? Would’ve or would have. Would of isn’t a thing. Get yourself right! You can do it!

  • @ajp1282
    @ajp1282 5 років тому +30

    That real ass emotional story. Funny but DAM you could see it in his eyes; that story took him WAY back.

  • @tehlolercaust
    @tehlolercaust 5 років тому +85

    10:39 Weaponized PTSD

  • @DevonnyDX
    @DevonnyDX 5 років тому +11

    "What you doin?"
    "Huh?"
    Classic!!!

  • @kjselmer
    @kjselmer 5 років тому +39

    “ I need to rob the Jefferson bank.”

  • @vickijones2013
    @vickijones2013 5 років тому +273

    parents don't ask for an explanation and they don't explain they just beat the crap out of you ......my mother used to sneak attack me i never saw it coming then she would send me to my bed

    • @starisesun7692
      @starisesun7692 5 років тому +18

      That must've been nerve recking

    • @commandericeman8588
      @commandericeman8588 5 років тому +8

      I cannot help but wonder if you even talk to her now as an adult?

    • @vickijones2013
      @vickijones2013 5 років тому +10

      @@commandericeman8588 yes i did i told her the punish did not fit the crime she felt bad but her explanation was that she going through something at the time.....

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 років тому +25

      @@vickijones2013
      She took her anger out on you?
      That's messed up, sorry.

    • @Nxtl68
      @Nxtl68 5 років тому +1

      @@vickijones2013 so she took it out on you?????

  • @niqqarific
    @niqqarific 5 років тому +66

    Lmaooooo, "ima need some of that"

  • @TestAccount-sl2cd
    @TestAccount-sl2cd 5 років тому +4

    Absolutely one of my new favorites. God damn that's a great story.

  • @mistercrockett
    @mistercrockett 4 роки тому +14

    His best friend owns “Magic City” is what I heard. His friend is balling like fool... 💰

  • @kitterglitter7777
    @kitterglitter7777 3 роки тому +2

    I love watching Tone Bell. I really like when comedians crack themselves up over their own stories or jokes.

  • @mariaqueen0916
    @mariaqueen0916 5 років тому +13

    12:33😂😂 Imma need some of that

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 5 років тому +6

    The way he says, "I found the photo", makes me laugh every time! XD

  • @anaismontoya7
    @anaismontoya7 5 років тому +28

    I low key wanted to give em a hug for saying he was "chunky" 🥰🙌 oh and the 1 mile walk of shame I felt that

  • @isaiah6659
    @isaiah6659 5 років тому +88

    low key... he's the only comedian to touch the pole

    • @t.bby619
      @t.bby619 5 років тому +4

      Keep watching lol there are a few more

    • @MVegas
      @MVegas 3 роки тому +2

      You’re right I never noticed that

  • @dinthokay4457
    @dinthokay4457 5 років тому +55

    What a beautiful man

  • @harmonydean9406
    @harmonydean9406 4 роки тому +2

    0:49 - 0:57 I like how the dog’s tail was wagging as they were supposed to be tearing a man apart. It’s wholesome and I like it. :D

  • @PurpleHazePro
    @PurpleHazePro 5 років тому +80

    We all have that one whooping we remember that we resent our parents for 😔✊🏽

    • @eymed2023
      @eymed2023 2 роки тому +4

      Most parents are guilty of hurting their kids physically at least once.
      The difference is that good parents only do it when they're angry and they admit their mistakes and try to come up with a solution.
      While lazy parents will try to excuse what they're doing.

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings 2 роки тому +1

      More than one 😔

  • @user-tm4bg3ry4o
    @user-tm4bg3ry4o 5 років тому +4

    This is the greatest stand up I’ve possibly ever seen the ending is what ties it all up “ima need some a that”🤣. “Alright alright alright alright alright, that was pre OutKast.” 🤣

  • @danielpsi
    @danielpsi 5 років тому +6

    That was incredible. Thats the main objective of comedy (and arts in general): give us a way to say 'what cant be said'.

  • @Myunsolicitedthoughts
    @Myunsolicitedthoughts 5 років тому +289

    Scramble porn🤣🤣🤣🤣 remember those days!!! They picture would show up for about 5 to 10 sec.

    • @muffntheB
      @muffntheB 5 років тому +25

      kids now don't know how good they have it, the shit we used to do, lol

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 5 років тому +9

      @@muffntheB i know man, i'd be scared to have what they have today lol

    • @MrBluntDaily
      @MrBluntDaily 5 років тому +20

      5-10 seconds. That's all the time you needed back then.
      Long gone are the days of being an ejaculation ninja.

    • @hottesttracks8055
      @hottesttracks8055 5 років тому +1

      s Jackson trust me, gen Z Is even better jerk off ninja

    • @offtopic3711
      @offtopic3711 5 років тому

      lol..........really?

  • @metalheadfromslovakia
    @metalheadfromslovakia 5 років тому +180

    Daaamn... he’s fine as hell and the stand up made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 5 років тому +1

      I got bored about 1 minute into his standup routine. I'm a fan of his show though

    • @chibaby0306
      @chibaby0306 5 років тому +15

      Back off becky

    • @CagedPhoenixThe1st
      @CagedPhoenixThe1st 4 роки тому +3

      @@chibaby0306 lmaoooo, bruhhhh.

  • @OldRaver
    @OldRaver 5 років тому +81

    My dad belted my brother too. Fucked up their relationship too.
    My dad is 93 now and has not got long left but my brother refuses to come see him.
    Did you notice that thrashing did not stop him from doing other bad stuff?
    Didn’t stop my brother either.
    Don’t beat on your kids like this ffs.
    Parents just lose control of their anger.
    It’s not effective discipline, just fucks up your kid.

    • @MB-fv9jh
      @MB-fv9jh 5 років тому +15

      Only the weak kids. Beating and spanking is not the same thing ...Millennials are from the no spanking generation, how'd that turn out?

    • @brandonroach2169
      @brandonroach2169 5 років тому +3

      @@MB-fv9jh not me chief my parents dont spank me anymore but i feel like i was a better person for it cuz they only did it when i really fucked up whats worse than a spanking is words i know this cuz my mamma words would make me cry my eyes out but my dads spankings was like aight like shit it hurt

    • @commandericeman8588
      @commandericeman8588 5 років тому +6

      I have to respectfully disagree. As child and teen, there were many times where I was faced with a decision to engaging in wrong-doing but what made me stop and think was if I get caught I must suffer the wrath and disappointment of my father. And that wrath was in the form of a whooping with a leather 2.25 inch wide, police style duty belt.

    • @MB-fv9jh
      @MB-fv9jh 5 років тому +11

      @@brandonroach2169 My parents gave me all three: spankings, grounded and lectures. It was a three-prong solution that helped me become a well rounded man. The talking to is also important to explain to me the context behind their actions. THAT is the difference between abuse and discipline.

    • @LordxJoe
      @LordxJoe 5 років тому +1

      @@MB-fv9jh This is the thread that explains effective discipline.

  • @enricoflamingo
    @enricoflamingo 5 років тому +70

    Best story besides B Phlat Mama Beatdown and Ali Siddiq Mexicans Got On Boots

    • @enricoflamingo
      @enricoflamingo 5 років тому +3

      Gia Miss White you ain’t lying lol

    • @christinalucas6460
      @christinalucas6460 5 років тому +4

      Don't forget Meth Pee by Jessica Reed 😂😂

    • @DjR3aper
      @DjR3aper 4 роки тому +2

      i seen the ali siddiq one i need to check that other

    • @hr106
      @hr106 3 роки тому

      Mexicans got on boots to me out love that one

  • @doranstewartstewart6521
    @doranstewartstewart6521 5 років тому +45

    I hate whooping jokes but I can vouche for that.

  • @FloridaBoyGrizz
    @FloridaBoyGrizz 5 років тому +32

    Damn l love there stories, but some of the comedies tell stories and you can tell that it hurts them..

  • @FriedJewJu
    @FriedJewJu 5 років тому +4

    Phenomenal! More of this please.

  • @camilamr
    @camilamr 4 роки тому +25

    man i love this man, my mom used to hit me real bad when I was a child. I remember this one time me and my sister were planning on painting the wall by jumping on ketchup packets laid down on the floor. The fun starts and immediately my mom catches us, furiously runs for a broom, gets rid of the bottom and tries to get me out of the closet where i was desperately trying to hide and starts hitting me in the back with the stick. I was like 7 and I remember looking at my back in the mirror and all the red marks, parents can be merciless sometimes. This was the worst beating of all.

  • @honeyrayen3549
    @honeyrayen3549 5 років тому +49

    This is the truest thing ever, as a kid who got beat going up... it ruins relationships

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 3 роки тому +3

      Depends on the whooping.

    • @eymed2023
      @eymed2023 2 роки тому +1

      @@jwdathefax377
      Maybe, but all of them can be avoided.

    • @larsonfamilyhouse
      @larsonfamilyhouse 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah it can ruin people too :(

    • @eymed2023
      @eymed2023 2 роки тому

      @@larsonfamilyhouse "Can" is wrong. It WILL ruin people. No one comes out unscayed after a spanking. It's very specifically intended to hurt the child. It is a "method" based on causing pain and agony. A moron with no skills in handling children just decides to hit them and hurt them physically instead of taking the time to talk to them or use other non-violent means to keep them under control. Such a person is not to be glorified.
      Put America and Europe side by side, and tell me which continent you think is doing better socially.

  • @lr8719
    @lr8719 5 років тому +21

    That whoop'n kept him off the pole...

  • @anisghodbani3905
    @anisghodbani3905 5 років тому +2

    A comedy bid that put a tear in my eye.. totally relatable

  • @marcuscicero9587
    @marcuscicero9587 3 роки тому +3

    great story, liked how you said hi to your dad at the end. you're a fine young man

  • @BxbBvbBob
    @BxbBvbBob 5 років тому +2

    His facial expression at key moments😂😂. This definitely my top 2

  • @JMWxx
    @JMWxx 5 років тому +13

    The worst thing my dad could ever do to me is say “I’m disappointed in you!” Because I’m a daddy’s girl even though I’m 28 in June lol.

  • @paintpink7300
    @paintpink7300 5 років тому +26

    Oh, I have that last memorial beating. I had just turned 13 at the time and didn't clean my room. Now I was warned but I didn't do it. My dad counted everything not up to his standards, including specks. It was over 200. I got hit for each item. He actually got tired and handed it off the belt to my mom so he could take a break. I was thinking great, but she hit harder. I had welts from the back of my neck down to the back of my knees. Never forget it. I think it was mostly my age and the severity of the beating. It wasn't like that was the first time. I learned to stay in my room and never interact with him at all. If I was outside my room I was in trouble. He was my stepdad and just took all his frustrations out on me.
    The good thing is learning to stay in my room started a lifelong reading habit. To this day, thirty years later I still don't watch TV I read.

    • @trilldeal5931
      @trilldeal5931 5 років тому +1

      girl thats everyday life...what u shoulda learned was to listen to your elders and do what ur told to first time...and bullshit about u watching tv...youtube is much worse....you chose to put this on based off of shit fed to you. them reading skills need some work

    • @joshl6275
      @joshl6275 4 роки тому +16

      What you just described is a dysfunctional home with dysfunctional relationships. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

    • @williamdivetz6558
      @williamdivetz6558 4 роки тому +18

      @@trilldeal5931 you need to go to a therapist.

    • @wongledongle340
      @wongledongle340 4 роки тому +8

      @@trilldeal5931 you need help my dude

    • @laclochard
      @laclochard 4 роки тому +8

      You mean to this day you're still traumatized... Sorry about that

  • @PTSDWhileBlack
    @PTSDWhileBlack 5 років тому +13

    He is a great story teller! Awesome job.

  • @jackoo666
    @jackoo666 5 років тому +9

    this is my new favorite episode of this.never heard of this dude. big fan now

  • @Anbulord8tv
    @Anbulord8tv 5 років тому +8

    The security guard from Disjointed! Lol

  • @idonotagree6993
    @idonotagree6993 5 років тому +272

    I think the few thumbs down are personal... lololol

    • @DnyAln
      @DnyAln 5 років тому +2

      I wouldn't give it a thumbs down but it wasn't funny..good story but not funny imo.

  • @bubzbenlurkin8531
    @bubzbenlurkin8531 5 років тому +4

    That was brilliant set kudos to you

  • @mymfinbizness
    @mymfinbizness 5 років тому +18

    It's like his character in Disjointed is similar to his actual personality and irl psychological trauma. Crazy.

    • @therebellion96
      @therebellion96 5 років тому +2

      There's a chance he might have suggested that in the writer's room.

  • @yahudahthelionking6190
    @yahudahthelionking6190 5 років тому +5

    So Roy is going to wear the same suit in every sketch? I love it!!!

  • @navarrojeffrey36
    @navarrojeffrey36 5 років тому +1

    Best story they’ve posted in a couple months😂😂

  • @Ohio_Isnt_Real
    @Ohio_Isnt_Real 5 років тому +3

    this was absolutely amazing

  • @LoganBlackP
    @LoganBlackP 5 років тому +2

    This is story is pure gold

  • @bhocolatebhipbookie3967
    @bhocolatebhipbookie3967 5 років тому +5

    That was a good one!!

  • @Hollywoohorse
    @Hollywoohorse 5 років тому +1

    Loved him in Disjointed, glad to see him branching out!!

  • @laurendukes3099
    @laurendukes3099 5 років тому +4

    Good story!!! I have to search more of his stand-up 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @jbmp1390
    @jbmp1390 5 років тому +26

    "Go start a new life" lol

  • @kennethrosario3675
    @kennethrosario3675 5 років тому +39

    Really like his show on CBS named "Fam" hope it gets renewed for a new season!

    • @utamaprastha4621
      @utamaprastha4621 5 років тому +3

      Kenneth Rosario YES!

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 5 років тому

      I agree. But, I'm not holding my breath. All the shows I like seem to get canceled. Hopefully 'The Neighborhood' gets renewed along with 'fam'

  • @jonhamm6068
    @jonhamm6068 5 років тому +6

    this dude is going place excellent story my top three on this show

  • @jasongoossens
    @jasongoossens 5 років тому +6

    This guy can tell a story!

    • @klynch572
      @klynch572 5 років тому

      Yeah. Too bad it wasn't funny!

  • @pryncessyanni
    @pryncessyanni 3 роки тому

    That was the REALEST set I've ever seen!

  • @geromerca6734
    @geromerca6734 5 років тому +8

    This hit perfect on the drive home from work Friday

  • @adalinerosewood231
    @adalinerosewood231 5 років тому +1

    That one guys laugh...I love it, makes me laugh.

  • @brandonhightower5666
    @brandonhightower5666 5 років тому +6

    Nice seeing a southern gentleman on the show. Love from Atl

  • @jmjames1081
    @jmjames1081 4 роки тому +1

    My Patna from school... A town representative Tone Bell... good job bro I never new you was this funny back in the day!

  • @MontyCampbell
    @MontyCampbell 5 років тому +8

    Lol classic.
    “I’m a need some of that”
    “Got it,” “I found the photo”

  • @shanebanzet7205
    @shanebanzet7205 2 роки тому +1

    I didn't know who Tone Bell was so I thought Tone Bell was referring to like a cell phone notification tone... But this guy is funny and I'm glad I know now

  • @vendellawoodall1938
    @vendellawoodall1938 5 років тому +3

    He’s great! Love him

  • @EarlGray007
    @EarlGray007 5 років тому +7

    Morale of da story: Never think wit ur little head. LOL! Tremendous! Story was great well played champ. Peace.

  • @JosephACampbellJr
    @JosephACampbellJr Рік тому

    That part about his dad choked me up at the end🙏❤️‍🔥
    Killed it G🫡

  • @mrdestruct1
    @mrdestruct1 5 років тому +8

    Damn, this dude brought it! What a bit!

  • @astralsheepu7379
    @astralsheepu7379 5 років тому +10

    "imma need some of that"
    well i mean she did tattle

  • @yacobz
    @yacobz 5 років тому +8

    My ears perked up when he said Allgood Elementary. It's not even a mile from my house. Also, it's in Stone Mountain, and not Decatur.

  • @y_e_i8213
    @y_e_i8213 3 роки тому +1

    Awww it’s so good seeing Tony. We went to high school together. A small little private school right outside of Atlanta. He’s a cool guy but I remember … Never mind… no secrets being told

  • @shrunkenheadsandspiderwebs697
    @shrunkenheadsandspiderwebs697 5 років тому +83

    I was like “YOOO IS THAT THE GUY FROM DISJOINTED?!?!”

    • @nitetimerxdio2762
      @nitetimerxdio2762 5 років тому

      Shrunken Heads And Spiderwebs I can’t believe they canceled that gem of a show

    • @andreilyas1426
      @andreilyas1426 5 років тому +1

      He is on a new show called FAM on CBS too

    • @kemakol
      @kemakol 5 років тому

      WHOOOOA. I totally didn't recognize him. Like I just saw a co-worker at the mall or some shit.

  • @noaneezy23
    @noaneezy23 5 років тому

    Best story telling!

  • @ehcko.
    @ehcko. 5 років тому +4

    Natasha: what do you got there?
    Roy: a smoothie.

  • @HobbiesInterests
    @HobbiesInterests 5 років тому

    excellent story telling. crisp delivery. A+

  • @JayDubb3BCT
    @JayDubb3BCT 5 років тому +3

    This is comedy!! I have a painful relation to this!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @authorjamieljones
    @authorjamieljones 5 років тому

    Tone Bell. Funny as hell in Disjointed. I really like this man. This was a good story more so than funny.

  • @hellb
    @hellb 5 років тому +5

    Great story. Also...I don't mind the intros. They are bizarre but it's (USUALLY) part of the motif of the stand up.

  • @T1Oracle
    @T1Oracle 5 років тому +21

    Parents need to talk to their children. Talk through all the feelings. Teach their kids how to deal with their feelings. There are no shortcuts. If you can't handle that then don't have kids.

  • @MinorsW
    @MinorsW 5 років тому +4

    There is one laugh that drives me crazy, I want to rip my hair out

  • @c.s.4236
    @c.s.4236 5 років тому +6

    "I found the photo" 😂😂😂 Damn man why they had to cancel Disjointed?!?!?

  • @nowthatsfunny123
    @nowthatsfunny123 5 років тому +15

    omg that laugh... he is back..

  • @micah7817
    @micah7817 3 роки тому +2

    small world, I had Mrs.Jefferson and she was the best teacher ever! I'm dam near 40 and she's the only teacher I actually remember. I remember her long red hair and she coordinated her nail polish with her outfits. All the kids wanted to sit next to her, shout out to all the great teachers!