The Master Of Disguise Was Extremely Unfunny

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  • @BionicPIGtv
    @BionicPIGtv  3 роки тому +5780

    GERMAN. OK HE WAS GERMAN. I AM STUPID AND IM SORRY

    • @alexchoi9101
      @alexchoi9101 3 роки тому +775

      Haha stoopid delet chanel

    • @calvin5851
      @calvin5851 3 роки тому +455

      arrivederci.

    • @mega_lioneye76_98
      @mega_lioneye76_98 3 роки тому +97

      the creepy music and entrance was a reference to the live action goosebumps tv series

    • @haythebug5290
      @haythebug5290 3 роки тому +41

      I literally scrolled down just to say that

    • @jeremyjones3649
      @jeremyjones3649 3 роки тому +30

      No offense but I think there’s too much commentary

  • @thegirlwhowaited6316
    @thegirlwhowaited6316 3 роки тому +4708

    Fun fact: My house caught on fire when I watched this movie as a kid.

  • @pikkmat
    @pikkmat 3 роки тому +3172

    As an Italian, I can confirm that shouting "arrivederci" randomly is one of our favorite afternoon activities.

    • @Kenarew
      @Kenarew 3 роки тому +86

      How often do you order the gabagool?

    • @bottombehavior
      @bottombehavior 3 роки тому +107

      just like Bruno Bucciarati

    • @guaperryz596
      @guaperryz596 3 роки тому +44

      Arrivederci!

    • @pikkmat
      @pikkmat 3 роки тому +26

      @@guaperryz596 Arrivederci!

    • @Male_Parent
      @Male_Parent 3 роки тому +14

      Arrivederci!

  • @IceDragon289
    @IceDragon289 2 роки тому +190

    8:17 The grandpa being dropped off is a reference to The Exorcist. Which... y'know, I'm fine with a kids movie throwing in a reference to an older movie for the parents watching, but this one just feels so... random and disconnected.

    • @impr3subie
      @impr3subie 2 роки тому +4

      To me it felt like goosebumps

    • @Policy63
      @Policy63 2 роки тому +10

      I was looking for someone else who also got it 👌

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 11 місяців тому +7

      “…random and disconnected.” Just like all of the “references” in Seltzer and Friedberg’s movies.

    • @shadow_raven1983
      @shadow_raven1983 6 місяців тому +6

      Yeah. A kid is not going to get that reference. I mean what parent would let a child watch The Exorcist, a film that still scares even adults???

    • @alexgrey7972
      @alexgrey7972 6 місяців тому +1

      @@shadow_raven1983I got it as a kid 😂 I watched lots of horror movies back then 🤷🏽 exorcist wasn’t scary though now the gate that scared me as a kid🤣🤣🤣

  • @minecraftwithgadget1848
    @minecraftwithgadget1848 3 роки тому +298

    my family still quotes "am I turtely enough for the turtle club" to this day, and that scene was filmed during 9/11, and they had a moment of silence in the turtle costume

    • @blueberry5822
      @blueberry5822 2 роки тому +6

      Brown bricks

    • @TheDuffman1812
      @TheDuffman1812 2 роки тому +12

      After the moment of silence Dana said Tuurtle

    • @Lavenderskullz
      @Lavenderskullz 2 роки тому +3

      My family does too LMAO

    • @camthesaxman3387
      @camthesaxman3387 2 роки тому +2

      What, you expect Dana Carvey to take off the costume for the moment of silence, then put it back on to continue filming?

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому +3

      I’m 90% sure that’s a joke from a podcast you fools

  • @Ratsos12
    @Ratsos12 3 роки тому +3114

    If a person doesn’t want to punch their child self in the face, they probably haven’t had enough personal development in their life.

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 3 роки тому +51

      Accurate

    • @WhinyB
      @WhinyB 3 роки тому +148

      I had a middle school teacher’s aid tell me I was a “little shit” when I was younger. She wasn’t lying

    • @Not_an_alligator
      @Not_an_alligator 3 роки тому +124

      In my experience, life is just a constant series of episodes of you metaphorically punching your past selves

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 3 роки тому +47

      @@minimmats fake deep

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 роки тому +58

      @@minimmats You know, kid me is fine. But teen me?
      They deserve a right wallop to the head for the shit they did.

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes 3 роки тому +2809

    Did he just call “I like to move it” the crazy frog song-

    • @poslv9029
      @poslv9029 3 роки тому +245

      He really did I-

    • @Pansexual-Imp
      @Pansexual-Imp 3 роки тому +343

      he fucking did, now he must be punished for this transgression by listening to the real crazy frog song on loop xD

    • @tuecceut7303
      @tuecceut7303 3 роки тому +166

      We need a apology video !

    • @snailart9214
      @snailart9214 3 роки тому +127

      @@tuecceut7303 bionic pig is cancelled now. How DARE HE SCORN THE NAME OF CRAZY FROG?

    • @muggz7752
      @muggz7752 3 роки тому +39

      Yami Yugi I KNOW IM SO MAD,KNOW YOUR 2000’s HITS PIG

  • @ZoanBlade90
    @ZoanBlade90 3 роки тому +98

    8:00 I like the detail of the cops saying "Don't call again". It makes you think he's done this before, and he's just a crazy person.

  • @mayamaliceart
    @mayamaliceart 3 роки тому +165

    As an Italian, I can confirm we do in fact shout "arrivederci" at least five times a day. It's uncontrolable.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 Рік тому

      I see. I'm...sorry, to hear that?

    • @Ally-643
      @Ally-643 6 місяців тому

      I'm half Italian and dyinnnnnnn 😂😂😂

  • @bethanysulpizio5199
    @bethanysulpizio5199 3 роки тому +1383

    I'm part Italian and I constantly have to stop myself from yelling out "ARRIVEDERCI! " to anyone I pass by on the street. My ancestors demand it.

    • @saffronic3026
      @saffronic3026 3 роки тому +146

      Lucky, as part English I have to fight the urge to put flags on everything and call it mine

    • @anonnona5790
      @anonnona5790 3 роки тому +7

      @@saffronic3026 What?

    • @franky2347
      @franky2347 3 роки тому +5

      Van Buran hilarious...

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 3 роки тому +4

      arrivederci (im not italian)

    • @ajaxrao6042
      @ajaxrao6042 3 роки тому +35

      Me, as a Jojo Fan:

  • @abemrofchak
    @abemrofchak 3 роки тому +2523

    Fun fact: the Turtle Club scene was filmed on 9/11. Like, it actually was. They had a moment of silence and then Dana Carvey said "tuuuuuuuurtle"

    • @lel8928
      @lel8928 3 роки тому +80

      Epic

    • @Devilbutt1989
      @Devilbutt1989 3 роки тому +328

      I want this to be true, so I am not going to look it up and just believe it.

    • @GeauxGames
      @GeauxGames 3 роки тому +189

      Not sure if this is a “fun” fact

    • @liv9194
      @liv9194 3 роки тому +69

      i swear u got that from oneyplays

    • @Rensune
      @Rensune 3 роки тому +63

      So That's why the movie is Cursed

  • @christscrackers647
    @christscrackers647 2 роки тому +66

    24:13 This confirms my theory about this film. And that is that throughout the entire experience of filming this movie, Dana Carvey was probably taking some wicked hard Molly or PCP while on set.

  • @nerdwarp112
    @nerdwarp112 3 роки тому +97

    I’ve never seen this movie outside a couple clips from reviews, but I’m under the impression that this was Dana Carvey’s attempt at making an Austin Powers-esque movie.

    • @oftenseen22
      @oftenseen22 Рік тому +5

      it was. He had a falling out with Myers because he claimed Austin Powers was his character idea and Myers took it for himself.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 13 днів тому

      This was supposed to be revenge for Mike basing his Dr. Evil on Dana's "Lorne Michaels" impression.
      Adding that Shrek joke must've been a sulky attempt at "I can do yours as good as you, nyah nyah" lol

  • @AKYTp
    @AKYTp 3 роки тому +782

    Fun Fact: It was during the filming of the Turtle Club scene that 9/11 happened. Definitely a cursed moment in film.

  • @cheeseking5487
    @cheeseking5487 3 роки тому +410

    An Italian randomly saying " Arriverderci" in the middle of the street is like a Texans person saying "Yeeeeeeh Ahhhh" everytime he sees a horse.

    • @bruhmoment-me2hw
      @bruhmoment-me2hw 3 роки тому +77

      Do you mean Yeehaw?

    • @trash9378
      @trash9378 3 роки тому +30

      Yeeeh ahhh?

    • @Chloe-xz9ow
      @Chloe-xz9ow 3 роки тому +28

      No better movie cliche like a Texan yelling “yeeeeeh Ahhhh” and then everyone being “m’kay sir”

    • @NdieCity
      @NdieCity 3 роки тому +19

      i mean i am texan and i do definitely say yeehaw a lot

    • @emmettbattle5728
      @emmettbattle5728 3 роки тому +63

      i have never, in my entire life, seen yeehaw spelled that way. i dont know how to feel rn

  • @bluesun4682
    @bluesun4682 3 роки тому +85

    I was so prepared to be like “Noooo, this was a great move back in the day, you can’t judge it on today’s standards!” But then I watch an was like “ did I actually like this movie?”

    • @nastytits
      @nastytits 3 роки тому +12

      Same this movie was the shit as a kid but I never understood the “jokes”..

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 11 місяців тому +6

      Yeah. I enjoyed this movie as a kid, but boy do I hate it now.

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 2 роки тому +21

    Fun fact: Dana Carvey once said that he originally wanted to make a Mission Impossible type movie with a master of disguise being a part of the team.

  • @angeicakez4196
    @angeicakez4196 3 роки тому +2220

    fun fact:
    this was my verbally abusive stepfather's favorite movie

  • @tomasponizil5498
    @tomasponizil5498 3 роки тому +559

    "I disguise myself as a toilet in your bathroom." IS THAT WHY MY TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS WARM?

    • @spam4239
      @spam4239 3 роки тому +32

      You sneeze in the bathroom and someone says bless you and you now it

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 3 роки тому +2

      And it just got creepier somehow!

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 3 роки тому +2

      This hits differently when you live alone.

  • @chickychick4925
    @chickychick4925 3 роки тому +197

    My dad made me watch this with my siblings as a child and I’ve never been prouder of my younger self for realizing this movie was horrible and unfunny😌

    • @romanramirez7847
      @romanramirez7847 2 роки тому +8

      Same here. My family watched it and I’m super proud of my younger self for not laughing once during this abomination.

  • @dunkindrewnuts7095
    @dunkindrewnuts7095 Рік тому +5

    I had a fond memory of this movie as a kid bc me and my dad would randomly say “perhaps im not turlely enough for the turtle club”

  • @franco6006
    @franco6006 3 роки тому +769

    The worst part about this is that in the part where they're speaking italian, the subtitles do not match what they're saying at all. Like they didn't even try.

    • @therevx5225
      @therevx5225 3 роки тому +52

      His name was Larry H. Bacon just because it’s a kids movie doesn’t excuse poor production quality.

    • @fatimazahra1070
      @fatimazahra1070 3 роки тому +14

      lol they basically said 'its a bit skinny, her butt. you dont like it?' and the pistaachio guy just goes yeh yeh. i unterstand.its a butt thats small but even a certain (non italian word)'

    • @abloodcorpse3318
      @abloodcorpse3318 3 роки тому +29

      @His name was Larry H. Bacon the target audience of a piece of media doesn't excuse bad quality for said media. Spiderman into the spiderverse is childrens content, and it won an oscar. Just because its for kids doesn't mean it should be able to get away with being shit.

    • @imnottheeb
      @imnottheeb 3 роки тому +5

      That's because it wasn't Italian, it was Dutch.

    • @crybabyazz4131
      @crybabyazz4131 3 роки тому +1

      Seems pretty Spaghetti pizza to me

  • @fleefded
    @fleefded 3 роки тому +277

    "do any Italians just randomly yell arrivederci?"
    *Bruno Buccellati sweating*

  • @hairbeauty8083
    @hairbeauty8083 3 роки тому +458

    I recently watched Austin Powers and still laughed pretty hard. But please never compare this awful monstrosity to Austin Powers or any other classic.

    • @trevortammen2341
      @trevortammen2341 2 роки тому +13

      Agreed

    • @kymo6343
      @kymo6343 2 роки тому +37

      Yeah Austin Powers actually WAS funny. This was just painful.

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 2 роки тому +9

      Austin powers is still top tier for irreverent comedies

    • @whoozyyy
      @whoozyyy 7 місяців тому +3

      This is the same man who compared Eddie Murphy to Adam Sandler 🤷‍♂️

    • @declanp1
      @declanp1 6 місяців тому +1

      The Austin powers movies were awful 😖

  • @ricorojas1854
    @ricorojas1854 2 роки тому +22

    I'm kinda glad that this is Dana carveys legacy
    Apparently after shrek hit it big Dana got super jealous and bitter towards Mike Myers for his success
    And pretty much ended their friendship
    This movie was a train wreck to film and was rushed beyond belief
    I even heard Jennifer Esposito had a terrible time filming because her character was constantly sexualized and harrassed

    • @seakermac5800
      @seakermac5800 6 місяців тому +3

      Dana Carvey’s legacy is SNL and his stand up. Dude is legitimately hilarious and is a great impressionist.

    • @ricorojas1854
      @ricorojas1854 6 місяців тому +2

      @@seakermac5800 he's very talented
      But let small things ruin his career

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 13 днів тому +1

      @ricorojas apparently he was upset at MM for "ripping off" his Lorne Michaels impression to create the Dr. Evil character. I still appreciate his Church Lady/Bush/Garth stuff, though.
      (He says he's over it but still brings it up, so, y'know...)

  • @felicitygq5855
    @felicitygq5855 3 роки тому +478

    I don't yell random Italian in the streets
    Mostly because I'm not Italian
    Edit: thanks for the likes. It's all because of The Brock

    • @whtaman
      @whtaman 3 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @kytzvejaru319
      @kytzvejaru319 3 роки тому +3

      Are you taking the pasta out of this spaghetti mixed movie.

    • @felicitygq5855
      @felicitygq5855 3 роки тому +1

      @@kytzvejaru319 probably.🤷 But I apologize. This movie is obviously a masterpiece. And pasta is just good.

    • @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094
      @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 3 роки тому

      Stop editing comments when you get likes

    • @felicitygq5855
      @felicitygq5855 3 роки тому +1

      if being appreciative is a bad thing. Then I guess I'm a bad person. So be it

  • @sunshine6997
    @sunshine6997 3 роки тому +738

    *BionicPIG's mom smoking a cigarette while pregnant:*
    "It won't affect my child"
    *BionicPIG, watching Masters of Disguise 12 years later:*
    "This is the best goddamn film ever created"

    • @Redfoxx4eva
      @Redfoxx4eva 3 роки тому +12

      you can tell he really loves this movie.

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 роки тому +1

      @Keith Marshall ):

    • @weezy9681
      @weezy9681 Рік тому

      Bro, BionicPig confused a German with a Scotsman

  • @temporalteleporter2874
    @temporalteleporter2874 3 роки тому +24

    I do love that the bad guys is played by data from star trek next generation. Brent spiner is an underrated actor.

  • @rashadnagi7531
    @rashadnagi7531 3 роки тому +18

    I'd love to see a version of this movie where everyone is still insane, but the main character is the only one seeing how ridiculous everything is. When the situation would require a disguise or some convoluted plan, the main character just sighs and does something normal to fix the situation.

  • @serotoninstealer2364
    @serotoninstealer2364 3 роки тому +464

    The scene with the old guy coming out the taxi creepily is a reference to the horror movie “The Exorcist.”

    • @TingusPingus445
      @TingusPingus445 3 роки тому +2

      Not really a horror movie

    • @serotoninstealer2364
      @serotoninstealer2364 3 роки тому +11

      Emilio Pena I consider it since there are creepy scenes

    • @slamchowder4112
      @slamchowder4112 3 роки тому +119

      @@TingusPingus445 It is a horror movie...
      That's literally entirely what it is.

    • @MelStaub
      @MelStaub 3 роки тому +25

      I think pig was being sarcastic.

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 3 роки тому +21

      Emilio Pena how? It is THE horror movie

  • @Stargazer_Pie
    @Stargazer_Pie 3 роки тому +332

    “That’s the worst Italian accent I’ve heard in my life”
    Nicholas Cage: *cracks knuckles

    • @alexis-marie_9920
      @alexis-marie_9920 3 роки тому +3

      Are you talking about Moonstruck?

    • @Stargazer_Pie
      @Stargazer_Pie 3 роки тому +8

      Alexis-Marie _ I was thinking of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin

    • @alexis-marie_9920
      @alexis-marie_9920 3 роки тому +2

      @@Stargazer_Pie ahhhhhh never seen it/heard of it .. might give it a go

  • @JYJnKumi
    @JYJnKumi 3 роки тому +46

    I was in sixth grade when this came out and my teacher put it on the last day of class. All of my classmates were laughing at it and I thought it was so stupid, I ended up drawing and writing poetry at my desk the entire time.
    You go, child me. You go

    • @Synonymous_Legion
      @Synonymous_Legion 3 роки тому +3

      You my friend have earned respect since I know exactly what that’s like in your perspective. In 6th grade in my history class, my teacher offered students to watch either Toy Story 3 or Marmaduke. But of course, 97% of them hyperactively voted for Marmaduke over Toy Story 3 while the 3% such as myself lost all faith in humanity by drawing pictures of smarter content than what I was forced to sit through.

    • @Vetionarian
      @Vetionarian 2 роки тому +2

      I guess I'm a normie cuz this stupid shit humor still cracks me up

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому +2

      It's just... not funny...

  • @anaki567
    @anaki567 2 роки тому +23

    Fun fact: when I saw this as a kid, I thought the movie was called “The Master of Da Skies” and I thought that until well into my 20s
    I always thought it was a weird name for the movie 🤣

  • @sabinelawrence2623
    @sabinelawrence2623 3 роки тому +1391

    The "Am I turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club" soundbite has been playing on loop in my head for 15 years

    • @priesteskana
      @priesteskana 3 роки тому +67

      Literally the only line anyone ever remembers from this awful movie

    • @ryankovacs7938
      @ryankovacs7938 3 роки тому +2

      Facts hahaha

    • @SugarVampieArts
      @SugarVampieArts 3 роки тому +22

      My mom has referenced that line for years. I was horrified when I found out that it was from this movie.

    • @Naina9592
      @Naina9592 3 роки тому

      Omg same

    • @idiomatic444
      @idiomatic444 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @soapybagle
    @soapybagle 3 роки тому +244

    He didn’t even mention that the farts are all the same sound.

  • @thumbwarriordx
    @thumbwarriordx 3 роки тому +13

    The only thing well executed in this movie is the pacing of the recurring fart jokes.
    Yet that's not what people remember about it, because like a Michael Bay movie, it's hard to remember the top fart moments when your entire movie is one giant incoherent fart.

  • @ramenpriest8312
    @ramenpriest8312 3 роки тому +81

    I swear to god I remember this being a Mike Myers movie buy apparently not.

    • @Disney65Fan
      @Disney65Fan 3 роки тому +5

      Fun fact Jim Carrey was rumoured to be in this film.

    • @NotRuthOrConnor
      @NotRuthOrConnor 2 роки тому +2

      Possible Mandela Effect?

  • @silentkat99
    @silentkat99 3 роки тому +496

    I haven't seen any comments yet about it, so I'll say it: the "Tush Queen" was the mom on Wizards of Waverly Place (in case anyone thought she looked familiar)

    • @rainycloud10
      @rainycloud10 3 роки тому +22

      Whaaa-

    • @teissonniereable
      @teissonniereable 3 роки тому +31

      I was scrolling through comments to see if anyone else had noticed. I was too into wizards of waverly place as a kid to not recognize her immediately.

    • @cavalinaredorrio6276
      @cavalinaredorrio6276 3 роки тому +8

      Omg I thought so, but I wasn't sure. Thanx for confirming!

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 3 роки тому +1

      I knew she looked familiar

    • @montyroot9090
      @montyroot9090 3 роки тому +4

      Since it took me until the towards the end to realize it, I'll also note that the bad guy was played by Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation).

  • @hhgff778
    @hhgff778 3 роки тому +715

    You know it's a bad movie when the funniest joke is the fart joke.

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 3 роки тому +2

      @DIO DIO

    • @katincko
      @katincko 3 роки тому +1

      @DIO DIO DIO

    • @jacoba.k.5372
      @jacoba.k.5372 3 роки тому +16

      Bro it's not the fart, it's the long awkward pauses after

    • @pablodrawsx7702
      @pablodrawsx7702 3 роки тому +2

      It’s a PG movie u can’t expect much💀

    • @Yawnford
      @Yawnford 3 роки тому

      @KONO DIO DA

  • @Rensune
    @Rensune 3 роки тому +8

    Studio: "This movie is for kids"
    Also the Studio: Exorcist reference

  • @ripclawt0627
    @ripclawt0627 2 роки тому +6

    22:51 how it feels to chew 5 gum

  • @mayaballard4304
    @mayaballard4304 3 роки тому +820

    the accent is bringing me back to middle school when hetalia was a thing and the dubbed italy(s) sounded just like that and boy do i hate myself

    • @quillynorlya6743
      @quillynorlya6743 3 роки тому +58

      how dare you utter it’s name

    • @mayaballard4304
      @mayaballard4304 3 роки тому +17

      @@quillynorlya6743 I'm so sorry 😔

    • @islandofideals6571
      @islandofideals6571 3 роки тому +24

      It was a different time

    • @CEO0FMILFS
      @CEO0FMILFS 3 роки тому +33

      *war flashbacks*

    • @blankuser987
      @blankuser987 3 роки тому +29

      thanks for the flashbacks Maya, i forgot that h*talia was a thing 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

  • @Rissa89
    @Rissa89 3 роки тому +370

    This whole movie is basically Dana Carvey trying to flex his impersonations.

    • @royalsour3736
      @royalsour3736 3 роки тому +17

      Its like he made this movie for a resume

    • @Joannefibracs9994
      @Joannefibracs9994 3 роки тому +4

      Isn’t that special?

    • @ThatJohnKillion1970
      @ThatJohnKillion1970 3 роки тому +1

      Both of them?

    • @IBESMusic94
      @IBESMusic94 3 роки тому +8

      Like he could've just made an SNL complication and release it in theatres lol

    • @nman551
      @nman551 3 роки тому +5

      But they are all awful

  • @Djeispark
    @Djeispark 3 роки тому +8

    *I'm Italian and we all set our alarms at 2pm so we can all say it in unison. Don't tell anyoneI told you our secret.*

  • @cas6359
    @cas6359 6 місяців тому +5

    i love how his dad and his grandfather *literally* turn into other people but he doesn’t. feels like he’s doing something wrong

  • @kevinthepilgrim
    @kevinthepilgrim 3 роки тому +397

    The amount of people that comments they loved this movie as kids kinda explain the longevity of Adam Sandler’s career.

    • @cyanidegrapes
      @cyanidegrapes 3 роки тому +24

      Minus uncut gems

    • @kevinthepilgrim
      @kevinthepilgrim 3 роки тому +11

      C L O R O X and Punch-Drunk Love.
      I mean his movies when he produces or writes.

    • @justadude2377
      @justadude2377 3 роки тому +13

      Happy Gilmore fricking slaps

    • @deadeyedblack2350
      @deadeyedblack2350 3 роки тому +2

      C L O R O X uncut gems was just an extended scene of people talking over each other, it hardly makes up for the amount of crappy movies he’s made lmao

    • @cyanidegrapes
      @cyanidegrapes 3 роки тому +3

      Carlos Mathews I mean the whole reason why I brought up uncut gems was Bc it’s literally Adam Sandler’s best movie in years but I figured people like you wouldn’t like it for reasons unknown

  • @babymicrowaver725
    @babymicrowaver725 3 роки тому +497

    i thought this movie was the funniest shit ever has a kid id even tell the exact same jokes from that movie to my friends who had no idea what i was talking about

    • @corruptwl1670
      @corruptwl1670 3 роки тому +53

      Do you happen to know anyone who randomly says arrivederci, Narancia?

    • @matthewhamilton2913
      @matthewhamilton2913 3 роки тому +19

      Damn Passione must be getting tired of the jokes from the movie

    • @flapsonni2137
      @flapsonni2137 3 роки тому +9

      AEROSMITH

    • @hannahertz_
      @hannahertz_ 3 роки тому +4

      Who’s your daddy

    • @thecatapultdio4717
      @thecatapultdio4717 3 роки тому +5

      I randomly quote the turtle club thing just to mess with him.

  • @otto253
    @otto253 3 роки тому +8

    Idk if anyone said it but the turtle club scene was filmed on September the 11th 2001 so they had a moment of silence on set whilst filming

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu Рік тому +6

    I love that Dana Carvey actually confirmed the Internet rumor that he took a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11 while wearing the turtle costume from this movie

  • @bekahespino3447
    @bekahespino3447 3 роки тому +350

    To this day, I still quote the turtle club scene. “Am I not turrrltely enough for the turrrtle club?”

    • @k9qtea
      @k9qtea 3 роки тому +11

      But you must do it with the shoulder shrug as you say it :P

    • @magzplan780
      @magzplan780 3 роки тому +8

      I say "turtle" every so often still 😁

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable 3 роки тому +3

      GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

    • @hieithefox
      @hieithefox 3 роки тому +1

      It and the tiny wiener joke are the only things I remember from this film

    • @pinstripecool34
      @pinstripecool34 2 роки тому +3

      Literally the only funny thing I remember about the movie

  • @JenCool42069
    @JenCool42069 3 роки тому +347

    the farting bits aren’t funny, you’re just happy every character shut up for 20 seconds

    • @EllieLynnCollins
      @EllieLynnCollins 3 роки тому +2

      JOSEPH OSWALD 😂

    • @Stargazer_Pie
      @Stargazer_Pie 3 роки тому +4

      FARTING IS FUNNY PEOPLE WAKE UP

    • @ark2074
      @ark2074 3 роки тому

      @Gir Doodie You’re not serious are you? And if you are, please tell me you’re an 8 year old

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 3 роки тому +1

      Comedy is subjective atg

  • @simondavis750
    @simondavis750 3 роки тому +17

    The worst part is that the age it was aimed at would get none of the references. The Bo Derek golden swimsuit in the beginning, the creepy fog scene that was from the Exorcist, etc... all from movies from the 70s that nobody at that age would have seen because they were R rated. The fact that even at your age now you still don't get the majority of the references says it all. Every single scene was from something else, and in those scenes there were other smaller references. It was ridiculous.

    • @oystersoup3434
      @oystersoup3434 3 роки тому +4

      It feels like they made it a "kid's movie" just to shirk any criticism 'cause they knew the humor was too immature/lame for adults.

  • @Shimmerwine
    @Shimmerwine 3 роки тому +15

    When I was 17 in '04 and stuck on a school bus for the disabled children that was repurposed for 4 weeks w 3 other kids and 2 chaperones, this was one of the only movies we had. It was this, finding Nemo, Shrek, Fargo and Artanarjuat:the fast runner. You begin to find things funny when trapped in such conditions.

  • @XeresKyle
    @XeresKyle 3 роки тому +272

    Yeah, "movies that are so stupid they're funny" have been almost like a whole new genre since the early 90's.

    • @milflover6203
      @milflover6203 3 роки тому +2

      Star Wars Prequels?

    • @seniorboomer1371
      @seniorboomer1371 3 роки тому +3

      Billy Madison was a good movie

    • @Bookgurl656
      @Bookgurl656 Рік тому +1

      @@seniorboomer1371 Happy Gilmore was better.

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown 5 місяців тому +2

      Have you seen samurai cop? It's from 70's or 80's. Falls deep into so stupid it's funny category

  • @Algrenion
    @Algrenion 3 роки тому +494

    this was my favourite movie when i was like 5 years old and as much as i know this vid will make me suffer, i know that the suffering shall be well deserved, and at the very least, it shall be educational
    i am ready
    yet i am also not
    god, help my soul..............................

    • @dannydethanos6994
      @dannydethanos6994 3 роки тому +21

      This movie got me through tough times as a kid so i feel you, But as much as it hurts me this is almost definitely not as good as I remember.

    • @tyronemagnus6543
      @tyronemagnus6543 3 роки тому +9

      This movie was so good as I recall but I haven't seen the video yet
      Edit from watching it: Yeah, it's bad

    • @MikPenguin
      @MikPenguin 3 роки тому +1

      This

    • @eatmypanart
      @eatmypanart 3 роки тому

      @@tyronemagnus6543 is that sim one of the poor souls of Gray sims videos?

    • @thatginger6839
      @thatginger6839 3 роки тому +3

      @@eatmypanart Jim Pickens is the Dear Leader, a mastermind entrepreneur who is simultaneously the hero and villain of the CallMeKevin universe

  • @AelitaVA
    @AelitaVA 3 роки тому +6

    I’m Italian & will now start screaming, “Arivadirci!!”

  • @ronny_ron2168
    @ronny_ron2168 2 роки тому +17

    The turtle scene was the funniest thing in the world when I was a kid .. I’m ashamed of myself

  • @talkinhead7240
    @talkinhead7240 3 роки тому +697

    James Bond can retire now. I hear he has a daughter he has to take care of.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +10

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest UA-camr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear zern

    • @popkorn904
      @popkorn904 3 роки тому +61

      @@AxxLAfriku imagine having to shit on yourself to make people sub out of pity

    • @procrastinationismyprofession
      @procrastinationismyprofession 3 роки тому +30

      @@AxxLAfriku no offense but u seem like u make scat videos

    • @__yklim
      @__yklim 3 роки тому +14

      @@AxxLAfriku ...I think this is a joke and I really hope it is

    • @stewart2589
      @stewart2589 3 роки тому +2

      Greatest spy ever and wow you censored "dead"

  • @ocean_demon
    @ocean_demon 3 роки тому +183

    As an Indian, that brownface was just... not comfortable 😬

    • @natasha-nx9gt
      @natasha-nx9gt 3 роки тому +18

      as a fellow brown person (malay), same 🤢

    • @moistcorpse4908
      @moistcorpse4908 3 роки тому +2

      fun fact, bionicpig has said the n word so he aint much better lol

    • @ocean_demon
      @ocean_demon 3 роки тому +5

      @@moistcorpse4908 what really? When did that happen?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 роки тому

      moist corpse Mate you don’t know the amount of Desi people who say the n-word

    • @ArranBringerSterloidDoogan
      @ArranBringerSterloidDoogan 3 роки тому +1

      @Jay aight buster -_-

  • @rr2878
    @rr2878 2 роки тому +8

    My drama teacher has a poster of this movie along other movies, there was a funny person on the poster, so one of my classmates asked about it, she said it sucked so bad that it can cause a singularity

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 12 днів тому

      Makes me wonder if all the posters were examples of "what not to do".

  • @nothinghappens9811
    @nothinghappens9811 4 місяці тому +3

    I love how exhausted and frustrated this man's voice sounds at, "because POOP!"

  • @smelly5465
    @smelly5465 3 роки тому +156

    "tush queen" was played by the mom from wizards of waverly place... i dont know how to feel about this

    • @oysterhermit
      @oysterhermit 3 роки тому +13

      aroused or amused, pick one

    • @dominickmccall7544
      @dominickmccall7544 3 роки тому +2

      all the female ruso’s can get my wand

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 3 роки тому

      @@dominickmccall7544 all the Russos above the age of 18 could get it. Ngl

  • @carolinas.2686
    @carolinas.2686 3 роки тому +479

    Pronouncing it "pista-shi-oh" is what makes his accent sound fake

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 3 роки тому +10

      how the fuck else do you pronounce it??? i’ve never heard anyone else in the world say pistachio

    • @katacutie
      @katacutie 3 роки тому +40

      @@thetwistedsamurai Since he's italian, he would pronounce it Pistackyo.

    • @thetwistedsamurai
      @thetwistedsamurai 3 роки тому +20

      woah seriously? ive legitimately never heard it said that way in my life... it is a pretty rare word though in fairness

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT 3 роки тому +13

      @@thetwistedsamurai In Italy it's pronounced Pistakkio.

    • @hzsei
      @hzsei 3 роки тому +10

      the-twisted-samurai same i’ve never heard anyone say “pistakkio” until my professor told us that “pistashio” is just the english way of saying pistacchio, and that its plural form is pistacchi

  • @dylanmcartoonell1536
    @dylanmcartoonell1536 5 місяців тому +2

    5:14-5:26 When you're so desperate to catch up with your best friend's success that you mimic one of his most famous characters.

  • @beastgirlsara
    @beastgirlsara 3 роки тому +7

    Bionic: Isn't that the equivalent of dressing up as an-
    Advertisement: LOL BIG BIG BABY!
    Quality timing.

  • @TheScreamKing
    @TheScreamKing 3 роки тому +155

    You're still not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club

  • @RinoaAngelwings696
    @RinoaAngelwings696 3 роки тому +284

    I'm not laughing at the farts. I'm laughing at the fact that James Brolin doesn't react to the farts. 😂 His blank expressions is what kills me.

    • @GabyGeorge1996
      @GabyGeorge1996 2 роки тому +8

      That was James Brolin!? Wtf 😳

    • @RB01.10
      @RB01.10 Рік тому +6

      And Brett Spiner’s reactions to them are kind of funny.
      That alongside the turtle guy scene, and the slapping part were the only funny parts to me

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil Рік тому +1

      And the dead silence too.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 11 місяців тому +9

      I’m sure, deep down Brolin was thinking “where’s my paycheck?”.

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 2 роки тому +3

    “All the sudden she falls for Piss”
    Perfect ad cut off mid name

  • @MiracleMorris
    @MiracleMorris 2 роки тому +5

    I was 11 when this movie came out and I remember thinking "this is so stupid this movie is gonna flop". I stand uncorrected 19 years later

  • @aquaexplosion6391
    @aquaexplosion6391 3 роки тому +172

    The "Irish" accent you thought he did was meant to be German. MEANT TO BE.

    • @rioreason
      @rioreason 3 роки тому +14

      You mean the one he called “Scottish” at 27:27? I figured that had to be either - like you said - German, or maybe Austrian. I don’t know much about the history or traditional clothing of that region, but I DEFINITELY know that wasn’t meant to be Scottish. He’d probably be wearing an Irish tartan if they were going for Scottish 😂

    • @blackous7629
      @blackous7629 3 роки тому

      He said Scottish but yeah that confused me lol

    • @tyronemagnus6543
      @tyronemagnus6543 3 роки тому

      I'm Scottish and NO-ONE sounds like that other than Germans

    • @aquaexplosion6391
      @aquaexplosion6391 3 роки тому

      @@blackous7629 yeah I kinda ballsed it up😂

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion Рік тому

      @@tyronemagnus6543 you're Scottish?

  • @dolomitilino9015
    @dolomitilino9015 Рік тому +4

    I find it oddly wholesome that Pig legit did not know what the Exorcist reference was. Just feels nice that stuff is still new to some people

  • @carmenishere
    @carmenishere Рік тому +2

    I’ll never forget this movie because my day camp left me at the mall the theatre was in😩🤣🤣 This was in 2002-no cell phone. Had to use the yellow pages to look up the number to call them 🤣

  • @13Squaredd
    @13Squaredd 3 роки тому +376

    Even before I clicked on this video I was like "wasn't this that movie where he disguises himself as a turtle-person that I thought was hilarious when I was a kid". I share your pain.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 8 місяців тому +1

      That's what I thought 9 years ago, now "it's the movie Nostalgia Critic did a review of where the fart joke is a mystical character"...time is so fake huh.

    • @alexgrey7972
      @alexgrey7972 6 місяців тому +1

      Turtle part lives rent free in my head to this day 🤣

  • @WazzyBoy
    @WazzyBoy 3 роки тому +118

    I usually only say arrivederci after screaming "Ari Ari Ari" while rapidly punching a fisherman

  • @jalen8r
    @jalen8r 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh am I not turtley enough for your turtle club still cracks me up this movie was a diamond in the rough, an A list nightmare just a god damned masterpiece in awkward humor

  • @raindancemaggie1290
    @raindancemaggie1290 Рік тому +1

    LMAO years later and i still say am i not turtle-y enough for the turtle club out loud at least twice a week and pretty much constantly in my head 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natsinthebelfry
    @natsinthebelfry 3 роки тому +151

    I remember awkwardly watching this at a kid's house who I thought I was friends with but who actually just pretended to be my friend so her mom could sell me Mary Kay products

    • @cloudedmind2750
      @cloudedmind2750 2 роки тому +45

      This has to be the most 2000's thing sorry for them using you tho

    • @nothanks7263
      @nothanks7263 2 роки тому +26

      that's the most hunbot thing i've ever heard. poor girl probably super resented her mother as she grew up.

    • @StudioHannah
      @StudioHannah Рік тому +9

      You were MLM’d 😔

    • @HetLedie
      @HetLedie Рік тому +4

      Man you should have just stolen all her foundation and then left in Avon did it note under her pillow

  • @SnukieCoffee
    @SnukieCoffee 3 роки тому +194

    "This is by far the worst Italian accent I've ever heard"
    Inglorious Bastards: Hold my beer

  • @shaunalan7542
    @shaunalan7542 3 роки тому +5

    As someone who works with an italian family i can say for certain that they are very much like the sterotypes and everyone loves them for it

  • @Synthia17
    @Synthia17 3 роки тому +234

    It was a reference to "the exorcist" and idk why.

  • @smartalek6183
    @smartalek6183 3 роки тому +315

    Thats what everybody calls a random woman on the street who they are hot for right? Toosh queen?

    • @tyronemagnus6543
      @tyronemagnus6543 3 роки тому +30

      Yes. As an Italian Scottish man, I always call EVERYONE Toosh queen

    • @matthewhamilton2913
      @matthewhamilton2913 3 роки тому +12

      @@tyronemagnus6543 "Are you called Victoria? Because you be looking like a *SPONGE CAKE*"

    • @HellfireHeather
      @HellfireHeather 3 роки тому +1

      Is it Toosh or Tush?

    • @tyronemagnus6543
      @tyronemagnus6543 3 роки тому +4

      @@HellfireHeather I always thought it was tush but

    • @virginitaq
      @virginitaq 3 роки тому

      Were there other names for these women?

  • @VividFilmProductions
    @VividFilmProductions 3 роки тому +8

    It’s hilarious af if you watch it as a meme. So absurd and shitty you can’t help but laugh.

  • @justabitalt1697
    @justabitalt1697 3 роки тому +4

    DUDE U FORGOT, "am I not turtlie enoigh for the turtle club".

  • @ArgyleDinosaur
    @ArgyleDinosaur 3 роки тому +168

    Not going to lie, I loved this movie as a kid.
    I don't want to watch it as an adult because it just.... can't have aged well.

  • @CEO0FMILFS
    @CEO0FMILFS 3 роки тому +355

    I feel like people miss use the word "cringe" A lot but this, This right here is in fact, Cringe.

    • @EllieLynnCollins
      @EllieLynnCollins 3 роки тому

      Si

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 3 роки тому +4

      If something makes you feel so uncomfortable that you want to get away from it, thats the meaning of cringe...before it got so overused that it lost its meaning.

    • @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094
      @cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 3 роки тому

      People miss use cringe???

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 3 роки тому +1

      @@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 all the time, they call everything cringe to the point it doesnt have a meaning because it has been used for so many different things

    • @KwansimaJ
      @KwansimaJ 3 роки тому

      *misuse

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 2 роки тому +2

    OH DEAR GODS this movie is giving me flashbacks to my first years in college when I tried to mimic various accents to complete strangers in public and take on various personas. Also, I am italian and german; man this really hits different...
    me: [trying to fake a russian accent}: "do I sound like russian man?"
    the guy running the snooker bar: no.
    "why I no sound like russian?"
    you sound like you are trying to talk while simultaneously attempting to swallow a waffle.
    "what about now?"
    do you want the table or not?
    ".... ok whatever !@#$ it, just give me the god damn pool cue and set me up at table 3 over there..."
    *cringe facepalms at 6900 mph*

  • @nernerman
    @nernerman 3 роки тому +3

    We rented this movie on VHS from Blockbuster back when it came out. When it was over, and we took it out of the machine, all the film was spewing out of it. So I think it died after it was over.

  • @IchNachtLiebe
    @IchNachtLiebe 3 роки тому +534

    When you were commenting on the main character racially stereotyping an Indian person the perfect ad came up. You stated, "isn't this basically the equivalent of..." Then add started, "...being a person of color."

    • @kathrineprescott
      @kathrineprescott 3 роки тому +16

      🤣

    • @jpoor1
      @jpoor1 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO

    • @ZefDavenport
      @ZefDavenport 3 роки тому +3

      Oh noooo XDDD

    • @emmam1282
      @emmam1282 3 роки тому +2

      Woooooww lmao 😂

    • @user-xs3lc4ky4h
      @user-xs3lc4ky4h 3 роки тому +4

      "Video Sharing Platform Giant UA-cam Encounters Fifth Controversy This Year"
      January 3rd 2023

  • @rabbiqa
    @rabbiqa 3 роки тому +90

    "Does anyone know any Italian that randomly says arrivederci"
    *Bruno Bucciarati has joined the chat*

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 3 роки тому +3

      finally somebody who said it 2 months ago

  • @BrandEver117
    @BrandEver117 Рік тому +2

    You forgot to mention that when the Turtle scene was being filmed, they recieved the news that 9/11 was happening and had a moment of silence on set...in costume lol

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan 2 роки тому +3

    My Mom took us to see this in theaters back in the day, and she was so disgusted by this movie that she dragged my brothers and I into Vin Diesel's XXX as soon as the credits were over.

  • @peachylady
    @peachylady 3 роки тому +132

    That turtle scene was like _the_ scene back then.

  • @Cherry-uh2gp
    @Cherry-uh2gp 3 роки тому +44

    the main character looks like the disgusting stalker all the girls in high school avoid and he secretly has pictures of every girl sleeping in their bedroom

  • @MrJohnffrey87
    @MrJohnffrey87 3 роки тому +2

    I remember when this first came out, the little kids on the bus would say “turtle, turtle” all the time, it got old fast.

  • @CaloBrown
    @CaloBrown 3 роки тому +1

    The British spy disguise still is my favorite. "Did someone yell temper?" lol

  • @Nouta1
    @Nouta1 3 роки тому +474

    Alt title: Dana Carvey thinks he's Mike Myers

    • @wodedagawd9328
      @wodedagawd9328 3 роки тому +24

      I actually thought mike played in this film and was mad at him cause I didn't remember

    • @kaiaa9919
      @kaiaa9919 3 роки тому +5

      oof.

    • @belloutdoors5217
      @belloutdoors5217 3 роки тому +4

      @@wodedagawd9328 that was the Love guru

    • @chexlex1316
      @chexlex1316 3 роки тому +14

      Mike myers thinks he's Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler thinks he's jim Carrey and Jim carry thinks he's robin williams.🤣

    • @wendy12.
      @wendy12. 2 роки тому +2

      @@chexlex1316 this is probably a joke but just in case: mike myers isdifferent from adam sandler, the rest inspiration and aspiration.

  • @shyonae
    @shyonae 3 роки тому +90

    Italian here: yes we shout "Arrivederci" at every random person we find in the street

    • @_Alaya_
      @_Alaya_ 3 роки тому +8

      It's our typical catchphrase.
      Like.
      Volare Via.

    • @iamcino
      @iamcino 3 роки тому +3

      Neanche una bestemmia. Incredibile.

    • @_Alaya_
      @_Alaya_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@iamcino Quella è la nostra vera arte.
      Soprattutto se sei Veneto.

    • @classiest
      @classiest 3 роки тому +5

      do you also summon ghost that fight for you or is that stupid.of me to assume?

    • @_Alaya_
      @_Alaya_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@classiest ah I see. You are aware of our secret techniques.
      But we can do that stuff only if we get in touch with a giant fat man

  • @Ukiby3000
    @Ukiby3000 6 місяців тому +1

    How dare you speak ill of the Tony Montana scene! It was the funniest one! I was rewinding THAT ONE when I was a kid, because even as a kid I thought the turtle scene was the worst one lol

  • @Me-wx1mt
    @Me-wx1mt 2 роки тому +3

    "I spy on people who are evil... I spy on people who have done terrible things! And I... also spy on people in the shower..."
    -Jonathan John Von Jonathan the third
    5:28

  • @dankydong7032
    @dankydong7032 3 роки тому +49

    I'm Italian-American and I can confirm that we do just day "aya bababooi!" to passersby all the time

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo 3 роки тому +4

      "SPAGHETT BUABUABUA BAGHETT"

    • @dankydong7032
      @dankydong7032 3 роки тому +2

      @@EveTheRaviolo SPAGETT! gotcha spooked ya