George W. Bush jokes during SMU commencement

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • Former President George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Southern Methodist University Saturday where he joked about free speech and his well-known mediocre grades while in school.
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  • @snmthecloser
    @snmthecloser 7 років тому +74

    "And as I like to tell the C students, you too can be President" is one of the most underrated one-liners in the history of the spoken word. Fuckin Dubya. The man.

    • @takeitaz3366
      @takeitaz3366 Рік тому

      Love me some war criminals as well

    • @takeitaz3366
      @takeitaz3366 Рік тому

      @@Yeahright999 shut up inbred white boy

  • @EngPMgt
    @EngPMgt 7 років тому +92

    At least he is honest about being C student 😂

  • @r10messi
    @r10messi 9 років тому +49

    Bush did Titanic

    • @tricitiesair
      @tricitiesair 9 років тому +5

      Leo Babakhanian And he killed off the dinosaurs. That is just how he rolls.

    • @makdavian3567
      @makdavian3567 9 років тому

      Leo Babakhanian Thats a great way to attack and play down the correct "liberals" who rightly point out the blunders of Bush. Just type in a funny anecdote similar to his worst mistake and the left will seem foolish, sorry bud...but it aint working.

    • @r10messi
      @r10messi 9 років тому

      Adhiraj Sharma It was just a joke... I have nothing against the guy

    • @MikeJ2023
      @MikeJ2023 6 років тому +1

      Leo titanic was an inside job

  • @phamhoangminhthao6776
    @phamhoangminhthao6776 9 років тому +20

    I like the way he joked through the commencement.

    • @picanha694
      @picanha694 6 місяців тому

      Is he suppose to be serious all the time?

  • @JoeLin369
    @JoeLin369 9 років тому +28

    Long live C students!!!

  • @tricitiesair
    @tricitiesair 9 років тому +134

    After six years of Obama, I miss this guy.

    • @tricitiesair
      @tricitiesair 9 років тому +9

      ***** Since you obviously have not been paying attention we are still at war for no reason, you had health care before now someone else is just paying for it, and we keep losing jobs because Obama is a halfwit.

    • @luf4rall
      @luf4rall 9 років тому +4

      Tri Cities all your sentences are non-points.

    • @TPartycrasher
      @TPartycrasher 9 років тому +9

      Tri Cities we were losing jobs before Obama came along. you're a dimwit.

    • @cjbay26
      @cjbay26 9 років тому +5

      You can't argue with liberals. They don't understand reason and fact. Only feel.

    • @TPartycrasher
      @TPartycrasher 9 років тому +2

      Chad Bailiff
      well defend Bush then. what were the positive things he and his administration did? his negative column is overwhelming.

  • @st762410
    @st762410 9 років тому +8

    That was classic! Halarious!!

  • @eltoyongardener1225
    @eltoyongardener1225 3 роки тому +5

    Yeah! C students become Presidents, A students become White House Interns.🤣😂🤣

  • @p.z.arnott2329
    @p.z.arnott2329 8 років тому +7

    After seeing the likes of Trump and Carson, I miss this guy.

  • @Mister.Unknown
    @Mister.Unknown 9 років тому +3

    *When your jokes are good but not hot enough to melt steel beams

  • @atlive1
    @atlive1 9 років тому +8

    where do i find the rest of the speech?

    • @atlive1
      @atlive1 9 років тому

      Patty Culley thanks

  • @raghukiran5865
    @raghukiran5865 3 роки тому +5

    When he said C students can become President, i wish they showed us some High honoured & A students faces......

  • @benshivd
    @benshivd 9 років тому +14

    Something the Narcissist in office now will never understand. Humility.

    • @jesseelliott6001
      @jesseelliott6001 9 років тому +2

      What obamas made plenty of jokes in office, your to busy hating him to laugh

    • @benshivd
      @benshivd 9 років тому

      Please learn the definition of humility. To reiterate my earlier point. Which seems to have gone way past your your ability to comprehend and as most Narcissist wouldnt either. SMH. If your going to attempt an attack on my comment at least attempt a valid one. Else you look like a raving idiot. Too late...

    • @monumentalsin3552
      @monumentalsin3552 Місяць тому

      Yeah the guy in office now is just a humiliation

  • @lesliemstar
    @lesliemstar 9 років тому +22

    LOVE ME SOME DUBYA! ❤️

  • @social3ngin33rin
    @social3ngin33rin 9 років тому +3

    love his speeches

  • @mrsuns10
    @mrsuns10 9 років тому +9

    George Bush made a funny
    Mr.president what is your plan for Katrina?

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 9 років тому

      and it is still funny that New Orleans rebuilt Below Sea Level ?

    • @mrsuns10
      @mrsuns10 9 років тому

      *****
      Kadea Katrina both start with a k

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 9 років тому

      *****.. so?cool

  • @LatinaVixen91
    @LatinaVixen91 4 місяці тому

    Thanks Dubya was doubting myself going back to school

  • @randypacchioli2933
    @randypacchioli2933 9 років тому +3

    I miss him in office. We sure could use him back.

    • @JustPierreMusic
      @JustPierreMusic 9 місяців тому +1

      Im sure you definitely feel that way now lol

  • @fisherhatakeyama
    @fisherhatakeyama 4 роки тому +2

    What a great word!!

  • @solomonraabe4782
    @solomonraabe4782 9 років тому +2

    I guess it helps your comedy routine when the audience is there for something else, and won't leave.

  • @stevenpinzon7093
    @stevenpinzon7093 Рік тому

    It’s finals szn. Gotta remind myself I can be president !!!

  • @hollycoulter41
    @hollycoulter41 9 років тому +3

    Love It! ! That is why I have Always Loved You! ;)

  • @luisvilla799
    @luisvilla799 4 роки тому +1

    D is for diploma

  • @JustPierreMusic
    @JustPierreMusic 9 місяців тому

    *JustPierre was here*

  • @aim5055
    @aim5055 9 років тому +3

    All the liberals in The comment section are so salty, it's hilarious.

  • @TPartycrasher
    @TPartycrasher 9 років тому +1

    +luckylouwienner awww the little boy got his feelings hurt so he took his ball and went home. LOL LOL

  • @shiro7876
    @shiro7876 7 років тому +1

    What did he said in 0:54 ?

    • @TheCoyoteHill
      @TheCoyoteHill 4 роки тому

      よりともShiro “To the C students, you too can be President.”

    • @TheCoyoteHill
      @TheCoyoteHill 4 роки тому +2

      Kinda bothers me that no one ever replied to you

  • @Cloudi9
    @Cloudi9 9 років тому +3

    He led the war that was invented by Dick Cheney for Halliburton. Graduates, never forget that or we're doomed to repeat it.

  • @holeefuk5214
    @holeefuk5214 8 днів тому

    This is a great line from Bush, and I admire his humility. And he's right- both Biden and Trump were C students (and in the case of Trump possibly worse). It just goes to show how far perseverance and charisma alone can take you in life.

  • @matiortega4079
    @matiortega4079 Рік тому

    You only need a father that command CIA

  • @LordMcSatan
    @LordMcSatan 9 років тому +1

    Still better than Obombya or Shrillary

  • @JayA-ic9zt
    @JayA-ic9zt 9 років тому +3

    The last of the American Born presidents. Hopefully in 2016 the new president will be American Born. At least that way the person in charge of the USA will actually have respect for it and the constitution.

    • @xanderluv
      @xanderluv 9 років тому

      samuel avalos No they are just plain and simple devils and they will all burn in hell

    • @Mina-te5qi
      @Mina-te5qi 9 років тому +1

      People, Bush IS a good man. Wasn't the greatest president but certainly not the worst. Not half as bad as the moron we have now. And I doubt Obama's a Jew I'm pretty sure he is a Muslim.

    • @AgentWD40x
      @AgentWD40x 7 років тому

      Obama was born in Hawaii Dormitory, Kenya. (Yes, there is such a place.)

  • @jwhine
    @jwhine 5 місяців тому

    all you need is straight Cs and a father who was president

  • @emailyazid
    @emailyazid 9 років тому

    Wow..

  • @Cloudi9
    @Cloudi9 9 років тому +1

    He led the war Dick Cheney invented for Haliburton. Never forget that. Graduates, never forget or were doomed to repeat it.

    • @zacgrasl4229
      @zacgrasl4229 4 роки тому +1

      This comment didn’t age well

  • @TPartycrasher
    @TPartycrasher 9 років тому +17

    Bush is a reminder of what mediocrity looks like and how ineffective and destructive it is.

    • @MeowkolaTesla
      @MeowkolaTesla 9 років тому +10

      TPartycrasher Same with Obama.

    • @TPartycrasher
      @TPartycrasher 9 років тому

      Mami Burger
      explain

    • @TPartycrasher
      @TPartycrasher 9 років тому

      *****
      there were reasons for the delay and only those who were against ACA made that a meme. there was nothing illegal about the stimulus package. Obama is not in charge of the VA. the shutdown was Boehner and the republicans, not Obama.
      the AP snooping is nothing but a tempest in teacup. it was done under Bush in the name of national security. same rules don't seem to apply to Obama. explanation enough? or do you get all your talking points from the neocons. you don't sound any different than what has been parroted over and over and over.....

    • @ArtisanTony
      @ArtisanTony 9 років тому +2

      TPartycrasher You are a reminder of how bad liberalism is.

    • @TPartycrasher
      @TPartycrasher 9 років тому

      ArtisanTony and your clown car of GOP candidate idiots is a scary reminder of how bad conservatism is. Bush is the icon of mediocrity, since we are talking about him.

  • @adityapancholi4829
    @adityapancholi4829 4 роки тому

    I actually am a C student

  • @JazzKeyboardist1
    @JazzKeyboardist1 9 років тому

    They cut it out when George said Cheney was a better President than Bush junior?

  • @laughingoctopus8556
    @laughingoctopus8556 9 років тому +13

    lol so funny, almost as funny as him getting all those soldiers killed.

    • @impossiblemission4ce
      @impossiblemission4ce 9 років тому +1

      Laughing Octopus Don't forget all the war-crimes he's responsible for.

  • @faithofperfection9153
    @faithofperfection9153 9 років тому +4

    Disgusting that war criminals get away with anything, can someone please tell me why he's still alive?

    • @airplanegod
      @airplanegod 9 років тому +5

      Faith of Perfection Why are you still alive?

    • @intendedconsequences5758
      @intendedconsequences5758 9 років тому +3

      Faith of Perfection Um, because he isn't guilty of anything except for what low-information voters are told he is guilty of, perhaps?

    • @intendedconsequences5758
      @intendedconsequences5758 9 років тому +3

      "You right. He is a war criminal." Yeah, uh, we're gonna need a citation on that. A *credible* citation.

    • @nealtrombley3955
      @nealtrombley3955 9 років тому

      Faith of Perfection yes thank god Obama got us out of there and the world is now at peace

    • @sophonias24
      @sophonias24 9 років тому

      Intended Consequences Can you give a credible citation that outlines the credible reason we needed to invade Iraq? And please don't tell me it's because someone in the middle east hates our freedom.

  • @skp2myLoo
    @skp2myLoo 9 років тому

    Genius

  • @plung3r
    @plung3r 9 років тому +6

    Can he even sleep at night after what he did to world?

    • @Archaeosix
      @Archaeosix 9 років тому +1

      plung3r Yes... but only because he believes in an invisible genie who lives in the sky who happens to be on his side and that in the end will take care of everything, conveniently enough.

    • @cesaros11
      @cesaros11 9 років тому

      The same shit would have occurred no matter who was in office. Iraq needed to be destabilized for economic gain...Bush was just the guy who got all the blame.

    • @exbladex99
      @exbladex99 9 років тому

      plung3r He did a great job in the world. Iraq was a democracy that was working just fine before Maliki ruined it with his hatred of Sunnis. He left office with a successful Iraq and a successful Afghanistan. Both countries had people voting for the first time in their life.
      Of course that doesn't matter to people like you. All you are thinking about is why he lied. He didn't lie. He was tricked by Saddam who was trying to fool the world into believing he had weapons.

  • @pettypettywoodchuck2
    @pettypettywoodchuck2 9 років тому +52

    Lol good one. Tell the one about how 6,000 soldiers died for your lie and how some people say you were a good president.

    • @williamxie771
      @williamxie771 9 років тому +12

      pettypettywoodchuck2 those 6,000 soldiers joined the military on their own free will. George bush did not put a gun to their head and tell them to join.

    • @shriswamiramanand
      @shriswamiramanand 9 років тому +2

      pettypettywoodchuck2 way more injured, and will suffer from life long PTSD.. 100,000 innocent civilians dead,,, and GIFT of ISIS to Middleeast will be remembered forever! Removed on evil dictator, to bring far worse anarchist vultures!!!

    • @TheTrit0n
      @TheTrit0n 9 років тому +2

      pettypettywoodchuck2 me and other soldiers joined on our own free will, ask the kennedies about the 10s of thousand they drafted to die in Vietnam. Huge difference between Volunteering and being Conscripted to the military by way of the draft. BTW, Respected Journalist Bob Woodward said the GWB wasn't lying about the WMD, and Clinton also said that Iraq had WMD while he was in office, guess where W got the information from, Clinton's 8 years of Intel gathering while in office.

    • @shriswamiramanand
      @shriswamiramanand 9 років тому

      Da Triton Even GWB would not say that they actually had evidences, and clinton's administration passed down the message.. in Fact, UN inspectors wanted to go down and inspect before US attacks Iran, but GWB claimed that Saddam was too dangerous for US security that its not worth waiting. Although US actually has Anti missile program, and saddam did not have Missile which can even get our middle east range. .... Truth is, saddam just like Gadafi wanted to sale oil in Euro, and US did not like this... Same reason now they are after Iran... Same reason they are not going after Saudi Aarabia although it clearly sponsored Al Quida, and probably ISIS also. Because Saudi Arabia still sells oil in Dollar only....

    • @TheTrit0n
      @TheTrit0n 9 років тому +1

      Milind Joshi I lived during that time, i was serving during that time, i saw Colin Powell's UN speech, and i was part of the 4th I.D. Unit that found one of Saddam's Mobile Laboratories, i swam in the pool in one of Saddam's palaces and pee in his pool. The UN reported that the Al-Samud 2 missiles had a range long enough to reach Israel, a violation of the UN Resolution that forbade Saddam from having missiles with a range long enough to hit Israel. Fact is that Libya sells 90% of it's oil to Europe, thus the sale in Euros, hello, that's a paris hilton moment for you. Saudi as a nation didn't sponsor Al Qaeda, it was individual mosques in Saudi, who tricked people by telling them the money was for "Charity" if you knew about the 5 pillars of Islam, Charity is a duty by all muslims, where the money that they donate in a mosque go, they don't know but the Imam is the one who funneled it to an Al Qaeda linked organization. IS was sponsored by Turkey particularly the party of President Erdogan. In case you don't remember, John Kerry, and Joe biden pushed for Arming the Syria rebels as long as they were fighting president Bashir. The U.S. armed the Syrian rebels along with the Nusra front, and IS as well, the U.S. provided training to a group that became Al Qaeda when afghanistan was under soviet occupation, if you don't understand the Cold War and their tactics, you should be scolding the USA. by the way, England and France stated their intel also concurred with the US that Iraq still had WMD.

  • @BinkieMcFartnuggets
    @BinkieMcFartnuggets 9 років тому +1

    More like SMH University.

  • @ethanweeter2732
    @ethanweeter2732 2 роки тому

    I invaded Afghanistan and Iraq, what have you done lately?

  • @actsismmljcorrectlyobeyed6190
    @actsismmljcorrectlyobeyed6190 3 роки тому

    Free Speech is not only for those that hate God and Country.

  • @CASSOBLVCK
    @CASSOBLVCK 9 років тому

    This guy is still alive?

  • @homecareconstruction9852
    @homecareconstruction9852 9 років тому +2

    HA........ Why in the world are so many bleeding heart liberals viewing and commenting on this video?
    Vote in the next election, so that this country can heal from the "Obama years"
    Get it RIGHT this time
    NO........ not Hillary and Bill

  • @doracamarena1532
    @doracamarena1532 9 років тому

    Ain't that the truth!!! Daddy's money helped a little bit,too. God bless america!!! And I truly mean that!!!

  • @nealtrombley3955
    @nealtrombley3955 9 років тому +7

    He might not have been a scholar but..I am sure he know how to say Corpsman and we dont have 57 states or saying RSPECT. or where Asia is ( not Hawaii) or making fun of Special Olympics....
    GW was not a great Potus...but he is far from the worst, thanks barry

    • @Mina-te5qi
      @Mina-te5qi 9 років тому +1

      Genius comment. :) I went to the Bush Presidential Library and you can tell that Bush is a good man. He wasn't the best president we've ever had but he definitely was not the worst.

  • @wo7925
    @wo7925 8 років тому +6

    I just shook my head because it is true a C student was president for 8 years and Bush is an example of what happens when that happens.

    • @TruthSayer2007
      @TruthSayer2007 8 років тому +6

      lol don't got asking your Dr what her/his GPA was! You'll give yourself a heart attack😂
      Here's an old joke for you:
      Question: What do you call a dr that got all A's in college and what do you call a dr that got all C's in college?
      Answer: Doctor 😉

    • @EngPMgt
      @EngPMgt 7 років тому

      Truth Sayer doesn't matter what people think, being A is different of being C!
      Its about understanding, performing, dedication, contribution, hard/smart work! Beside all, its source of pride 😉
      Its rarely you find a C student ending up with PhD
      But, s/he can be a president

    • @jairehedselvillapando2110
      @jairehedselvillapando2110 5 років тому +1

      I don’t like the idea that grades measure intelligent and also the idea of grades defined your success

    • @gavingambuzza1824
      @gavingambuzza1824 2 роки тому

      Lighten up geez I bet your real fun at Parties

  • @YoussefTanzakkine
    @YoussefTanzakkine 9 років тому

    You forgot to say president and killer

  • @williamstraughan6385
    @williamstraughan6385 9 років тому

    I say be like me f the whole world up

  • @bilb0sw4ggins38
    @bilb0sw4ggins38 9 років тому

    9/11

  • @MrGiorgos34
    @MrGiorgos34 9 років тому +1

    hahaaha how funny the man who killed 116.000 inoccent people in iraq he should be crying not laughing

    • @exbladex99
      @exbladex99 9 років тому +1

      giorgos stamp Most innocent people were killed by AQ and Shi'ite militias. Guess who killed the most of AQ and Shi'ite Militias? George W. Bush.
      As a liberal, I don't like Bush. But at least have a criticism based in reality.

    • @zacgrasl4229
      @zacgrasl4229 4 роки тому

      Give it a rest. It’s not murder if it’s war

    • @MrGiorgos34
      @MrGiorgos34 4 роки тому +1

      @@zacgrasl4229 lol my comment is 5 years old and im not the same person i was 5 years ago i agree its war and jihadists killed allot of people in the end its war

  • @theinterestedpetastrophe443
    @theinterestedpetastrophe443 5 років тому +1

    you too can be a C student President.....*gales of laughter*....and you too can invade a country on false pretexts and kill millions.....*crickets*....

  • @MOSMASTERING
    @MOSMASTERING 9 років тому

    Give up your day job and become a stand up comedian... PLEASE!

  • @Trentberkeley86
    @Trentberkeley86 5 років тому

    War criminal.

  • @RobThompson-de2db
    @RobThompson-de2db 8 років тому

    I thought SMU was an upper level Texas school, one that kids compete to get i to. Being from Texas. Now I am not so sure. It's a joke. I hope the foundation gives money to those that are truly deserving. Hopefully those without a C average

  • @luismendez9550
    @luismendez9550 9 років тому

    Lol... U know someone else wrote that joke... God what a goof!