My 2024 General Election Results Speech

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  • A new Binface record!
    Come see my UK comedy tour in September and October:
    countbinface.com/tour

КОМЕНТАРІ • 602

  • @Lopnawe
    @Lopnawe Місяць тому +2779

    308 votes today, galactic domination tomorrow. Hail Binface!

  • @SMarkGee
    @SMarkGee Місяць тому +2013

    The people of Richmond should be ashamed of themselves. We, in the real Richmond (London), voted in far greater numbers for the Count.

    • @cumannach6739
      @cumannach6739 Місяць тому +111

      our richmond (the real one in the north) was founded first, a far superior place to establish a grand intergalactic empire!

    • @ThueJanusKristensen
      @ThueJanusKristensen Місяць тому +60

      I, for one, would have welcomed our new galactic overlord, if I had been able to vote in Richmond.

    • @jackwalsh8978
      @jackwalsh8978 Місяць тому +68

      our Richmond (the real one in Virginia) could use count Binface

    • @originaluddite
      @originaluddite Місяць тому +76

      Our Richmond, in Melbourne, Australia, which won't even pretend to be the original, would also like its own slice of Binface action, thanks.

    • @SMunro
      @SMunro Місяць тому

      Vote irregularity?

  • @lizardtattoo1
    @lizardtattoo1 Місяць тому +752

    He should be Minister for Recycling

  • @kwanlinus6999
    @kwanlinus6999 Місяць тому +1759

    The fact that Binface somehow got the most votes outside of the Big 5 parties (Tories, Labour, LibDems, Reform and Green) is truly amusing

    • @esinach
      @esinach Місяць тому +45

      Pretty sure that "fact" is complete tosh.

    • @giantroboteye5371
      @giantroboteye5371 Місяць тому +328

      No it's true. 308 votes for binface and 222 for the next highest independent candidate.

    • @Cancun771
      @Cancun771 Місяць тому +16

      It doesn't seem to be all that hard to amuse you, my friend.

    • @armelfrancois7009
      @armelfrancois7009 Місяць тому +20

      Jeremy Corbyn (and all the other succesful independents, if we're not counting NI)?

    • @Welgeldiguniekalias
      @Welgeldiguniekalias Місяць тому +14

      **cries in SNP**
      It's not tRuuu!!

  • @chrisball3778
    @chrisball3778 Місяць тому +267

    "The red kites of British politics" cracked me up.

    • @DoriZuza
      @DoriZuza Місяць тому +8

      I was confused for a minute since the LibDems’ colour is yellow.
      (Red kite is apparently the name of a type of bird, not just a toy kite).

    • @MamboCat84
      @MamboCat84 Місяць тому +3

      ...orangeish yellow kites

    • @CaptainBrash
      @CaptainBrash Місяць тому +1

      Yeah that was good, "moral victory lap" got me too xD

  • @danielwillits2173
    @danielwillits2173 Місяць тому +165

    Can’t disagree with his two requests. Simple, decent humanity really

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir Місяць тому

      Which is why the Tories didn't do it being a bunch of souless, greedy, selfish psychopaths.

    • @RaglansElectricBaboon
      @RaglansElectricBaboon Місяць тому +1

      yes!

    • @SmartCookie2022
      @SmartCookie2022 Місяць тому +2

      £100k is a bit low. It should be half a million at the very least.

  • @davidrussell8689
    @davidrussell8689 Місяць тому +111

    It’s sort of crazy when someone dressed as an alien bin actually says something much more meaningful that most “ real “ politicians 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Місяць тому

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    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Місяць тому +1

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  • @SamuelCoupland
    @SamuelCoupland Місяць тому +433

    You should clone yourself. Everyone needs more BinFace

    • @Legolash2o
      @Legolash2o Місяць тому +9

      He's probably got the technology to do that!

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Місяць тому +5

      That’s the key to intergalactic dominance

    • @rorychivers8769
      @rorychivers8769 Місяць тому +5

      No, that would only split the number of votes for each Binface, you're not thinking tactically

    • @Legolash2o
      @Legolash2o Місяць тому +1

      @@rorychivers8769 even if it's 1 per constituency?

    • @marsgrrrl
      @marsgrrrl Місяць тому +1

      All we actually need is more people to join - and then stand as candidates for - the Binface party.

  • @Kaisan-vc8fw
    @Kaisan-vc8fw Місяць тому +719

    In America Count, you'd be President .... You haven't fallen asleep nor soiled yourself once on the stump ... You're a winner

    • @etherealicer
      @etherealicer Місяць тому

      Wait, isn't the other way round? In order to have a chance at winning you need to fall asleep and be mentally unstable and/or* have dementia!
      *you are obviously a stronger candidate if you have both.

    • @MichaelDeHaven
      @MichaelDeHaven Місяць тому +25

      As an American, I can vouch for this!😂 He'd get my family's votes.

    • @muellermat
      @muellermat Місяць тому +41

      ​@@MichaelDeHaven surely we can rules lawyer that space is american and so count bin face is a natural born citizen.

    • @jon-paulfilkins7820
      @jon-paulfilkins7820 Місяць тому +16

      He'd be up against The Count from Sesame Street! there might be confusion in the electorate.

    • @muellermat
      @muellermat Місяць тому +11

      @@jon-paulfilkins7820 No it would be the best election ever seen.

  • @malcolmdarke5299
    @malcolmdarke5299 Місяць тому +161

    A 100% increase on the vote share is very impressive, I have to say.

    • @Arkandos42
      @Arkandos42 Місяць тому +6

      Only 16 years before he gains his own majority then! Double every year!

    • @symetryrtemys2101
      @symetryrtemys2101 Місяць тому +15

      He didn’t get any votes in the last GE for this constituency. So it was an infinite increase. To the stars and beyond!

    • @momom6197
      @momom6197 Місяць тому +1

      Give it 20 more elections and he'll have 5 times as many votes as there are voters in the UK!

  • @EmyrDerfel
    @EmyrDerfel Місяць тому +61

    We need proportional representation so that every voter can put their vote in their preferred bin.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Місяць тому +2

      Or a ranked choice voting system like instant-runoff. The FPTP system we use to pick MPs right now is terrible. It strongly favors established parties, because no-one is going to vote for a candidate they feel has zero hope of winning - it's a wasted vote. It also has a serious problem with vote-splitting when more than one party shares similar political stances - usually that hurts labour, the lib dems and some of the smaller parties as they compete for the left-wing vote while the Tories have all the right-wing vote unified behind them. This year has seen the tables turn as Reform seriously harmed the Tories by competing for the same voters. Instant-runoff solves those problems. It introduces new ones too, but it's still better than FPTP.
      Binface would have gotten a lot more votes in instant-runoff.

    • @simonwoods8809
      @simonwoods8809 Місяць тому +1

      @@vylbird8014 Isn't that the Single Transferable vote?

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Місяць тому +1

      @@simonwoods8809 If you're electing a single person, yes, same thing and the terms may be used interchangeably. STV allows for elections with multiple winners, but there's not really any use for that in the British system. It's more interesting to Americans, where one state can elect multiple representatives. Both are forms of ranked-choice vote.

  • @AkiraHDR50
    @AkiraHDR50 Місяць тому +211

    Plot twist, binface is the puppet master of Kier Starmer.

  • @CreedM8
    @CreedM8 Місяць тому +404

    Homelessness is so solvable. Governments just refuse to do anything

    • @battmarn
      @battmarn Місяць тому +57

      You literally just give them a house. We have millions of empty homes

    • @CreedM8
      @CreedM8 Місяць тому +47

      @@battmarn or just do ANYTHING to at least fund attacking the issue head on. Labour should have put that at the top of their manifesto… they won’t do shit sadly

    • @des_smith7658
      @des_smith7658 Місяць тому +10

      Unless you come ashore in a boat

    • @dougaltolan3017
      @dougaltolan3017 Місяць тому +65

      ​@@des_smith7658no one should *need* to come ashore in a boat.
      There should be proper, safe routes for asylum seekers that are the processed promptly and either returned according to international law, or introduced to British society as useful, contributing members.
      What should not happen is the tory bourach of letting the cases pile up in order to create a fake problem.

    • @michelleneeds4165
      @michelleneeds4165 Місяць тому

      We did pretty much solved it over lockdown . I guess that was only temporary, they need homelessness as a deterrent from too much free thinking. A big nasty stick or a big tasty carrot?

  • @joer3720
    @joer3720 Місяць тому +62

    Man with bin on face delivers best speech of the election.

  • @user-jg5ie8rc1s
    @user-jg5ie8rc1s Місяць тому +214

    You did us proud Count, and your speech was brilliant. Wishing you all the luck with your tour in September and October.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Місяць тому

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  • @jonny0_0
    @jonny0_0 Місяць тому +180

    Binface deserves more than 308 votes.

    • @italifacts1461
      @italifacts1461 Місяць тому +4

      You could have gone down and voted then.

    • @drussell_
      @drussell_ Місяць тому +25

      @@italifacts1461 Sure, if you _happen_ to be one of the 73860 registered voters in Richmond and Northallerton.
      _Most_ people are *not* one of those constituents. 🙄

    • @Jimyrt.
      @Jimyrt. Місяць тому +9

      Deserved 308 seats

    • @italifacts1461
      @italifacts1461 Місяць тому +2

      @@drussell_ _Sure, but he could have gone down that way, and registered to vote there. Some people are just purely lazy these days, honestly..._

    • @drussell_
      @drussell_ Місяць тому +7

      @@italifacts1461 You're allowed to just go vote in _any constituency_ you choose, even if you don't live there?
      _Really?!!_

  • @summerlovinxx
    @summerlovinxx Місяць тому +49

    big love from an American, had no idea you were this real about the state of the lands we live in. homelessness is absolutely solvable! if I were British, you'd have my vote! all hail the Count! :3

  • @_17_55_
    @_17_55_ Місяць тому +155

    We salute you, Count 🫡

  • @socpancake
    @socpancake Місяць тому +34

    thank you for the important and genuinely useful advice for the new pm ❤ and so kind of you to graciously let him take your rightful place so you can focus on touring the country. today the uk, tomorrow the milky way!

  • @AdrianMcGavock
    @AdrianMcGavock Місяць тому +48

    Your Intergalactic Greatness, We Salute You - congratulations on doing the honourable thing and not using mind-control to influence the electorate, this level of fairness and decency is refreshing compared to the last 14 years!
    See you in Q324 (minor planet orbiting Junction 13 of Transgalactic Super Motorway) - oh, and also on tour 👍

  • @tonywright497
    @tonywright497 Місяць тому +55

    Well Done Count, the Omniverse needs Warriors like you✊️

  • @grahamhireme9283
    @grahamhireme9283 Місяць тому +16

    I’m very surprised that the count ) pun intended ( was so low. If I was the count I think I’d be instructing my legal team to investigate potential vote rigging. Count Bin face has got to be the most serious candidate on the ballot paper!

    • @KevinStraw
      @KevinStraw Місяць тому +8

      All the others, especially that Sunak fellow, were clearly joke candidates,

  • @uRicable
    @uRicable Місяць тому +19

    Bravo Count Binface! I echo your statements on your demands to Starmer! You're fighting the best fight!

  • @Culky
    @Culky Місяць тому +20

    Talking more sense than the majority of candidates across the country, as usual

    • @Clive-js8ej
      @Clive-js8ej Місяць тому +1

      He should have bin elected.

  • @jasdog71
    @jasdog71 Місяць тому +8

    Well done Count! And a big thumbs up to the call to exonerate the post masters.

  • @user-dv5pr5ut7j
    @user-dv5pr5ut7j Місяць тому +31

    Total Binface victory

  • @nyanko8972
    @nyanko8972 Місяць тому +2

    I wish the winning politicians cared as much about homelessness as Count Binface here.

  • @commgen
    @commgen Місяць тому +2

    Congrats Count Binface, completely agree on all fronts, I miss Ceefax. I loved going to the fun pages as a kid!

  • @Kettleman1.0
    @Kettleman1.0 Місяць тому +11

    When the candidates for richmont went on screen, you could see the worry on sunaks face being so intimidated by your presence.

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb Місяць тому +27

    And then there’s Lettuce Truss 🤣

  • @EDFslayer
    @EDFslayer Місяць тому +2

    The eyeroll by that rando lady at the end was magical

  • @jimmeltonbradley1497
    @jimmeltonbradley1497 Місяць тому +9

    Congratulations on a stunning performance in Richmond and Northallerton. I will definitely check out your Tour dates. Hail Binface!

  • @andrewgrant6516
    @andrewgrant6516 Місяць тому +9

    I'm having crosssaints for lunch.

    • @jadeyjars
      @jadeyjars Місяць тому +2

      hope you enjoy them!

  • @scottishsamba
    @scottishsamba Місяць тому +3

    You shall always have my vote @CountBinface! Congratulations for your standup show!! Love you to the moon and back!!!❤❤❤

  • @erikblue7842
    @erikblue7842 Місяць тому +4

    A big congratulations from your neighbour across the sea, Denmark. A very well done job. Hail Binface!

  • @Ruribitz
    @Ruribitz Місяць тому +5

    Finally, some sense from a politician! You had me at "Ceefax".

    • @dumnonii5012
      @dumnonii5012 25 днів тому +1

      The funniest thing about this ceefax promise is that most TV's can still get the updated he version of ceefax/teletext. You just need to know how..
      Smart tv's have a constant internet connection. while connected the tv will prioritise red button services which are online over text services. If you have a text button on your remote it likely does nothing..... Until the tv is disconnected from the internet...
      At that point all red button services are inaccessible and the teletext\ceefax will be accessible from the text button on the remote.

    • @Ruribitz
      @Ruribitz 24 дні тому

      @@dumnonii5012 Wow, I didn't know that. Thanks for the reply.

  • @robertdoyle687
    @robertdoyle687 Місяць тому +10

    Count me in Count 😂

  • @chrispenn715
    @chrispenn715 Місяць тому +5

    most sensible politician in the UK.......

  • @symetryrtemys2101
    @symetryrtemys2101 Місяць тому +2

    The only candidate to infinitely increase his share in this constituency. Well done!

  • @powderedtoastfacekillah734
    @powderedtoastfacekillah734 Місяць тому +1

    I wish we had a Binface here in the States 😤

  • @dapfordvondappington8306
    @dapfordvondappington8306 Місяць тому +2

    Comedy candidate, real message.
    Homelessness is a choice, but it is the government that is choosing.

  • @SquawkingSnail
    @SquawkingSnail Місяць тому +4

    Thank you Bin face. You've bin a big part of this victory. Can Counts be Knighted too? ❤

  • @alancameron-duff2198
    @alancameron-duff2198 Місяць тому +6

    Well done sir! I would have bin happy to vote binface to get Rishi out.

  • @magicalmrwest
    @magicalmrwest Місяць тому +3

    I do love the lanyard under the helmet.

  • @hugbuggie5966
    @hugbuggie5966 Місяць тому +8

    Those are two excellent commands!

  • @theafro
    @theafro Місяць тому +1

    Thank you Sir, your value to british politics is unmeasurable.

  • @ALTnOtes
    @ALTnOtes Місяць тому +1

    I just sent my Earth parents the link to your tour- with luck, I’ll be coming to see you live!

  • @NebMotion
    @NebMotion Місяць тому +4

    tories in the bin

  • @simonmeadows7961
    @simonmeadows7961 Місяць тому +4

    Your rise in the political ranks is truly astronomical. I wish you a good night's sleep and hope that your top two priorities are enacted.

  • @ModelsExInferis
    @ModelsExInferis Місяць тому

    Why did no-one tell me Count Binface had a YT channel?! It's a galactic oversight, someone needs to pay for this!
    Congratulations on your historic win! Well, on the win that should have been yours.

  • @colmb111
    @colmb111 Місяць тому +1

    He NEVER fails to put a smile on my face...can't get enough of the Count....MORE...MORE!!!

  • @Nabium
    @Nabium Місяць тому +2

    Congratulations with personal best, Binface.

  • @dressformechallenge
    @dressformechallenge Місяць тому

    I think I’m in love! If you ever need a recycling bin sidekick, I’m in the next contituency. lol. I will make you tea and cake and always take you out on the correct bin day. 😂

  • @phatmeow7764
    @phatmeow7764 Місяць тому +2

    as someone from the future i have come here to warn Humanity that Binface would eventually evolve to what you know as a Dalek!

  • @russellg3775
    @russellg3775 Місяць тому +3

    he actually makes a lot of sense

  • @ge9367
    @ge9367 Місяць тому +2

    Congratulations! All hail our future overlord!

  • @philipr1567
    @philipr1567 Місяць тому +2

    I recommend that the nation's disenfranchised homeless be registered to vote in the Prime Minister's constituency. If this had happened you would have won by the biggest margin ever recorded. I will be writing to Sir Keir to recommend that if he fails to solve homelessness he must adopt my recommendation.

  • @dazbo9693
    @dazbo9693 Місяць тому +2

    Big up bin face

  • @DeeCee-nb6ev
    @DeeCee-nb6ev Місяць тому +11

    And on your way home can you drop Rishi off in California.

  • @billybellend1155
    @billybellend1155 Місяць тому

    He sounds and looks exactly like keir Starmer.

  • @arteels
    @arteels Місяць тому

    Nice one Count, always love to see a true warrior fighting for us humans - especially when you've come from the stars!🎉

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 Місяць тому

    Inspirational. I have nothing but respect for the good Count.

  • @fruitepic9260
    @fruitepic9260 Місяць тому +2

    can't wait for the comedey tour binface!

  • @judet5426
    @judet5426 Місяць тому +1

    Wise words and congratulations Count Binface!!

  • @MysteriousStranger50
    @MysteriousStranger50 Місяць тому +2

    I was going to vote for Binface but I got deathly sick. So 309 in spirit.

  • @hawkeyepearce1066
    @hawkeyepearce1066 Місяць тому

    Great result! Looking forward to seeing you at the Komedia in October!

  • @arielcahn7728
    @arielcahn7728 Місяць тому +1

    I genuinely expected the Thames water issue to be considered more "solvable," but who doesn't like to dream big?

  • @yeezypete4853
    @yeezypete4853 Місяць тому

    Don't worry fella 5 more years you can roll this out again to be absolutely totally hilarious!!!!

  • @lyrimetacurl0
    @lyrimetacurl0 Місяць тому +2

    900% increase in votes!

  • @mileswalker5745
    @mileswalker5745 Місяць тому

    Electoral asteroid 👽thank you for your humour, it was so welcome and well needed in the dullness of political hell on earth. Happy intergalactic travels utilising #308fuel.

  • @alexrichards3987
    @alexrichards3987 Місяць тому

    Congratulations from across the pond

  • @Salt____
    @Salt____ Місяць тому +6

    Goat

  • @Phe0nix1986
    @Phe0nix1986 Місяць тому

    So happy for you Binface. Love it! Great job!!!

  • @CWhandlei
    @CWhandlei Місяць тому +2

    This is a true statesman ❤

  • @zingo2664
    @zingo2664 Місяць тому +1

    i salute you Sir Binface

  • @boombot1948
    @boombot1948 Місяць тому +1

    I am over the moon- and several planets😂😂

  • @PaulGodfrey
    @PaulGodfrey Місяць тому

    Cheers Bin Face. Great speech.

  • @nickxcore74
    @nickxcore74 Місяць тому +1

    Respect to you Count.

  • @mizanurabu-ramadan7430
    @mizanurabu-ramadan7430 Місяць тому

    I watch gleefully from Canada.

  • @Christopher_S
    @Christopher_S Місяць тому +2

    Tour across the UK, except in the North East. Seems like you've forgotten we exist, just like all previous governments too haha!

  • @hjc9114
    @hjc9114 Місяць тому

    Bravo Binface, excellent result and great speech

  • @beerguy177
    @beerguy177 Місяць тому +1

    binface is the hero we all need ❤

  • @leonleeson5904
    @leonleeson5904 Місяць тому

    I was homeless for 2 years in my teens. You will not ever end homelessness. Many are there by choice or because they repeatedly refuse help available. Yes there's factors behind that sort of behaviour and mindset but only they can overcome that. They have to want to change, they have to want to put the work in. I'm dismayed at the state of the nation but I have a family to provide for and that's something that pushes me so I'll never deliberately be in that position again.

  • @jimyoung6271
    @jimyoung6271 Місяць тому

    Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic eyebrows.
    Are we not bin men?

  • @ericpayne9091
    @ericpayne9091 Місяць тому +1

    An infinite increase of votes!

  • @DoctorEth
    @DoctorEth Місяць тому +1

    Congratulations, Count!!

  • @liamhegarty3220
    @liamhegarty3220 Місяць тому

    Exscellent speech. All hail Count Binface!

  • @ChrisWar666
    @ChrisWar666 Місяць тому

    Hear hear, Lord Count!! Binface for PM!!

  • @johndaarteest
    @johndaarteest Місяць тому

    Excellent, sensible policies for a happier Britain.

  • @ZonkerRoberts
    @ZonkerRoberts Місяць тому

    The expression on the face of that blonde woman in the background at 1:35 is priceless.

  • @oaky76
    @oaky76 Місяць тому +1

    Hail to the king!

  • @owenrichards1418
    @owenrichards1418 Місяць тому +2

    I am not joking, when I say that Count Binface makes more sense and has better policies than most Tory or Reform idiots.

  • @DeeCee-nb6ev
    @DeeCee-nb6ev Місяць тому +3

    If you need some new crew members on your spaceship Liz, Jacob and Penny need a new job though steering a sinking ship seems their best talent. You could use Penny as your champion in a mortal combat situation as she seems to be able to wield a sword.

    • @splurg123
      @splurg123 Місяць тому +2

      You're right. What's a comedy routine without clowns?

  • @EthanKristopherHartley
    @EthanKristopherHartley Місяць тому

    Just imagine what that 308 is going to look like on your next @StandUpMaths accurate political chart!
    Congratulations Count, and here's wishing you the best of luck with your satirical sci-fi comedy show! 👏🤞🇬🇧

  • @thisissolidsnake97
    @thisissolidsnake97 Місяць тому +4

    Hail Binface

  • @dougaltolan3017
    @dougaltolan3017 Місяць тому

    Well done!

  • @andypitchless
    @andypitchless Місяць тому

    We love you Count Binface.

  • @EASsirenVids01
    @EASsirenVids01 Місяць тому

    Binface!! We wanna see you in the US!!

  • @Alfadrottning86
    @Alfadrottning86 Місяць тому +1

    Interesting when a party with a bin for a head .. speaks with more reason and clarity - than the Tory party (any member) ... congratulation on the voteshare .. well deserved!

  • @davidbuick8401
    @davidbuick8401 Місяць тому

    That raised eyebrow from the passerby at the end is the icing on the cake!