Cassetteboy - PM(Ex) Gon Give It To Ya

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  • @paulmcgarry7019
    @paulmcgarry7019 3 місяці тому +967

    "please people, have your say, and make me leave like I did on D-Day" 😂

  • @mogreen19
    @mogreen19 3 місяці тому +670

    "bursting with so much shit they could join the conservatives" just dead laughing at that punch line

  • @halloweengiraffe
    @halloweengiraffe 3 місяці тому +245

    Taste my tears,
    They're cleaner than the rivers,
    Which are bursting with so much shit
    They could join the Conservatives!

  • @LauraTeAhoWhite
    @LauraTeAhoWhite 3 місяці тому +131

    "Please people, have your say and make me leave like I did on D-day"
    That's a mic drop moment
    🎤🔥

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 3 місяці тому +476

    Sunak's whole persona and career can be summarised by this simple fact: he donated $3 million to a private school in the USA; he gave £100,000 to his boarding school, Winchester College; and he donated a £10 bottle of wine to a local school in his constituency, which was fundraising to buy computers.

    • @SimonTBam
      @SimonTBam 3 місяці тому +92

      He probably claimed the ten quid back on expenses.... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @lastlast2078
      @lastlast2078 3 місяці тому

      Wow I missed this one. The private school is in CA too, must be planning ahead as to where his daughters will be inevitably attending when he flees the country. I really hope the £10 bottle story was seen by enough of his constituents, what a wet wipe he is. He probably thought nothing of it, which is the point, a small choice that speaks volumes about his character. No doubt there are enough deluded out there that will defend him on that.

    • @elainem.375
      @elainem.375 3 місяці тому +23

      Jesus that’s shocking

    • @michaelbrian219
      @michaelbrian219 3 місяці тому

      This man has no concept of honesty and integrity, and is a hiccup in the history of this country. He will be back in the USA in August complaining and whinging about the awful people of this country and all of the great things he did for them. Good riddance wishy washy.

    • @dj858
      @dj858 3 місяці тому +13

      @@SimonTBam no probably about it 1000% he did, the cheap wine probably came from the cellar of number 10, then he had his secretary mock up a recent for the claim

  • @paulmcgarry7019
    @paulmcgarry7019 3 місяці тому +249

    "I'm a nightmare in tight clothing, all my suits are too short, like your patience for me going" 😂

  • @Vonononie
    @Vonononie 3 місяці тому +184

    No one can celebrate until the results are called. No one should assume this is a forgone conclusion. I remember the 80s and 90s, no one said they voted Tory, but they kept on getting back in.
    GET (THEM) OUT AND VOTE!!!

    • @steadyoneddie
      @steadyoneddie 3 місяці тому +34

      Completely agree. Too many people are embarrassed to admit voting Tory and the same will happen again. It's like people are too scared of leaving an abusive partner and prefer to stick with the devil they know.

    • @kurremkarmerruk8718
      @kurremkarmerruk8718 3 місяці тому +10

      Ah man, you had to remind us. We're all going to be a little bit shocked on 5th July, and not in a good way.

    • @lennyw99
      @lennyw99 3 місяці тому +27

      The Tories final tactic is to convince potential Labour voters the outcome is a foregone conclusion so they don’t need to go out and vote. If you want Labour to win there’s only one way to make sure of it and that is to vote for them.

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 3 місяці тому +13

      Precisely. Things were dire in 2019, everyone was realising the car crash of Brexit was a big scam, and people were seemingly begging for change. And then the Tories increased their majority. I'd love to go back to the late 90s/early 2000s and I suppose that would mean voting Labour, but with education as poor as it is and people generally not very bright, I'm not holding my breath for good news. I think they'll stay in by the skin of their teeth, which would be a shame as things won't get better that way, but I've already resigned myself to that future so at least I won't be disappointed.

    • @LawrenceTimme
      @LawrenceTimme 3 місяці тому

      ​@@steadyoneddieNobody is embarrassed to admit it. They just don't go on the internet shouting a whining about it on the internet as conservatives are usually the silent majority and labour and the third rate smaller parties voters are screechers, because they've lost 14 years straight.

  • @WaywardPython
    @WaywardPython 3 місяці тому +104

    I can barely imagine how much time and effort it takes to make something so perfect. Imagine having to sit and watch those speeches again and again…

    • @ManWalksDogs
      @ManWalksDogs 3 місяці тому +6

      i would hope for their (it's a two man team, iirc) sanity's sake that they have AI set-up now to transcribe every new speech, so that every word/syllable/vowel sound is catalogued and they can 'just' piece together their lyrics and call-up the requisite clips from which it can be compiled. Maybe in the early CB days there was more leg work involved. So they'd need to keep tabs on when speeches are being made to be able to get hold of the footage, but hopefully not have to even watch them once, just let the computers do their work filtering through the shite. Maybe oversee for errors & unrecognised sounds/words.🦾🤖💥🔫

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 19 днів тому

      There are transcripts of speeches. Ctrl + F to word you want.

  • @Smatnm
    @Smatnm 3 місяці тому +60

    Cassetteboy is like the Banksy of UA-cam.

    • @Tubeite
      @Tubeite 3 місяці тому +3

      Except Cassetteboy actually has talent.

    • @Gregalol
      @Gregalol 3 місяці тому

      @@Tubeite ooooooooooh critical hit

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT 19 днів тому

      A vandal that got popular for a split moment then wasted it with politics? Hey at least Banksy knew when to cash out and quit while Cassetteboy is dragging this long dead horse carcass around.

  • @pa26mk
    @pa26mk 3 місяці тому +159

    Love your videos because, watching them, I feel like there is someone who hates the Tories and what they've done to this country as much as I do. Makes me feel calmer and seen/validated. The Tories have made my life so much more difficult than it needed to be. Can't wait to see the back of them, for good, I hope. VOTE

    • @TheMartinTD
      @TheMartinTD 3 місяці тому +7

      Yep get them out and then get in the red conservatives, hopeless.

    • @youtuber6193
      @youtuber6193 3 місяці тому +11

      It’s true, they have been awful but I think Labour will only be marginally less worse.
      The old saying is always true:
      “It doesn’t matter who you vote for, the government always gets in”

    • @harveysmith6636
      @harveysmith6636 3 місяці тому

      ​@@youtuber6193There is no way labour can fuck up that bad, there's been like a 1000 tory scandals and fuck ups since 2019, there's no way they can beat that.

    • @steriskyline4470
      @steriskyline4470 3 місяці тому

      ​@@youtuber6193vote reform babyyyyy

    • @defaultpanic
      @defaultpanic 3 місяці тому

      Whatever, spank Labour later if they haven't learnt from this shambles and repeat the same shit. Priority first is to wallop these entitled arrogant double standards fleecing mega tossers.

  • @sheriffkimbo
    @sheriffkimbo 3 місяці тому +113

    Cassetteboy never misses

  • @LauraTeAhoWhite
    @LauraTeAhoWhite 3 місяці тому +185

    My friends and family: So who is your favourite rapper?
    Me: Its complicated...

    • @ffarkasm
      @ffarkasm 3 місяці тому +6

      David Cameron

    • @adewhite731
      @adewhite731 3 місяці тому +3

      Alan Sugar

    • @DW-indeed
      @DW-indeed 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@adewhite731 bladdy bladdy bladdy

    • @RadahnBrofist
      @RadahnBrofist 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ffarkasm Absolutely that was just perfection... "I'm not saying it's not funny. It is for me. I've got loads of money!" Him in a nutshell.

    • @HoutanSeyedAhmadian
      @HoutanSeyedAhmadian 3 місяці тому

      Well said 😂

  • @runlarryrun77
    @runlarryrun77 3 місяці тому +109

    BYE BYE RISHI. YOU WON'T BE MISSED.

    • @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq
      @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq 3 місяці тому +7

      After 5 years of Starmer we probably will.

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq you might miss a Tory government but not Sunak. And he won't miss us when he buggers off to California next week. I doubt he ever returns to the UK. But what a patriot!

    • @bigwezz
      @bigwezz 3 місяці тому +7

      @@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq Get out of here you silly Tory 😆

    • @hammerhorrible
      @hammerhorrible 3 місяці тому

      @@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq 5 years of HELL coming up. All the socialists will love being even more out of pocket though.

    • @flaminmongrel6955
      @flaminmongrel6955 3 місяці тому

      ​@@stingersplash he was literally the least bad.

  • @ulrike4852
    @ulrike4852 3 місяці тому +66

    "my television not having sky is the limit" goes crazy

  • @djoldschool
    @djoldschool 3 місяці тому +63

    First there was no Sky tv when he was a youngster and now I hear that he had to turn down the heating on the horse stables last winter.
    I think we need to have some empathy for our beleaguered leader.

    • @jondonnelly3
      @jondonnelly3 3 місяці тому

      There was Sky TV... I nearly his age, we had it for a while.

    • @KateHornby
      @KateHornby 3 місяці тому +4

      @@jondonnelly3 Well count yourself lucky as you had something the poor billionaire PM had to cope without. How he did it we will never know.

  • @monkeyboy8424
    @monkeyboy8424 3 місяці тому +33

    Sunak's biggest lie; "Government integrity, professionalism and accountability at every level", 25/10/22 outside number 10.

  • @oneworldfamily
    @oneworldfamily 3 місяці тому +88

    "I'm a nightmare in tight clothing" 😆
    Good one!

    • @paulperry7091
      @paulperry7091 3 місяці тому +6

      Yes, he sets off my constriction phobia!

    • @Traceva_Dragon
      @Traceva_Dragon 3 місяці тому +5

      So true!
      What is that all about

    • @ManWalksDogs
      @ManWalksDogs 3 місяці тому

      Perhaps small man syndrome ​@@Traceva_Dragon
      Deliberately tight fitting as if there's a big man bursting out of his clothing.
      Perception matters to insecure twats.

    • @melgrant7404
      @melgrant7404 3 місяці тому +2

      Norman wisdom suit with the short sleeves.😂
      Could you trust a man who can't buy a suit that fits.

    • @Traceva_Dragon
      @Traceva_Dragon 3 місяці тому +2

      @@melgrant7404 so true

  • @jonchowe
    @jonchowe 3 місяці тому +7

    "Rwanda" rhymes with "plan to" in the UK. What a magical place.

    • @ViolenceIsFun-ot2hl
      @ViolenceIsFun-ot2hl 3 місяці тому

      ​@cantin8697 makes me think of Radiohead by Cage "...dare you open up your mind ya, catch your death tryna, slide out your own spine tah..."

    • @Currie01
      @Currie01 2 місяці тому

      Welcome to the magical world of Alice on Rwandaland

  • @One-Week-Wizard
    @One-Week-Wizard 3 місяці тому +11

    I didn't think you'd ever top the David Cameron one but here we are

    • @RadahnBrofist
      @RadahnBrofist 3 місяці тому +3

      I know and we all thought David Cameron always would "come here with flows right from the top" 🤣

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 3 місяці тому +12

    Respect that in a world where ElevenLabs exists, Cassetteboy still sits there and compiles little half-second clips together one at a time.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 місяці тому +18

    but he didn't have Sky guys, it's been hard for him

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- 3 місяці тому +35

    Excellent. And 🔥 flow & lyrics

  • @azharsalique5234
    @azharsalique5234 3 місяці тому +63

    Rhyming Rwanda and plan ta
    Rishi got bars

  • @Phonophobia
    @Phonophobia 3 місяці тому +30

    The part with the river comparison sent me flying hahahaha

  • @CanonessEllinor
    @CanonessEllinor 3 місяці тому +25

    “Make me leave like I did on D-Day” 😂

  • @reaseancavana994
    @reaseancavana994 3 місяці тому +10

    That was beautiful. DMX never had a hand in UK politics but I imagine he'd be happy with such chicanery.

  • @tarquinmcbeard
    @tarquinmcbeard 3 місяці тому +6

    My god, that flow was so smooth. You've surpassed yourself again.

  • @DougWIngate
    @DougWIngate 3 місяці тому +2

    in an age of AI when we can have anybody saying anything we want, there's something to be admired in the craftsmanship of the classic method of manually splicing together monologue.

  • @KyleAButler
    @KyleAButler 3 місяці тому +17

    For the love of god VOTE!

  • @the_grand_tourer
    @the_grand_tourer 3 місяці тому +7

    This has to be the best timed cassette delivery of all time !! Up to par as per usual !

  • @howardg186
    @howardg186 3 місяці тому +6

    “My television not having Sky is the limit” Genius 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Whiteythereaper
    @Whiteythereaper 3 місяці тому +7

    This is like a fresh hit of fucking crack looking at that tasty -250 seats

  • @UltimaMan
    @UltimaMan 3 місяці тому +6

    Genuinely your best edit yet.

  • @KC-Zico
    @KC-Zico 3 місяці тому +3

    Always fabulous material from cassetteboy but this is next level brilliance!

  • @jinthismediawrld
    @jinthismediawrld 3 місяці тому +2

    Passion in making this collage shines through. Thanks for sharing 🙏

  • @matbowden9156
    @matbowden9156 3 місяці тому +12

    So good I had to play it again, and again 👍😁

  • @theweaselkickers
    @theweaselkickers 3 місяці тому +15

    Brilliant brilliant brilliant 🤩

  • @petergilbert7106
    @petergilbert7106 3 місяці тому +11

    Wow. Your best yet. Amazing.

  • @veeforvendetta4126
    @veeforvendetta4126 3 місяці тому +8

    That was fu**ing magnificent

  • @thefunpolice
    @thefunpolice 3 місяці тому +1

    Loved this video. On a cassetteboy binge. I'm so excited for today. I cannot wait to see Sunak's concession speech.

  • @storm3698
    @storm3698 3 місяці тому +28

    Cassetteboy for PM. He is the only one who takes politics seriously.

  • @Supermunch2000
    @Supermunch2000 3 місяці тому +16

    ** V O T E **

  • @syrus3k
    @syrus3k 3 місяці тому +43

    Don't let the Tories win. Everyone vote! Get your pals out to vote.

    • @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq
      @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq 3 місяці тому +9

      Labour are going to win and that terrifies me. Britain politics are truly broken.

    • @MetalMonster313
      @MetalMonster313 3 місяці тому +4

      @@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq Can't be no worse than the Tories can it?

    • @Rhythm24inch
      @Rhythm24inch 3 місяці тому

      Don't vote for labour either, tell your mates that!
      The country will be a liberal hell hole with crazy laws and even more mentally ill people running it.

    • @syrus3k
      @syrus3k 3 місяці тому

      @@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq yes it terrifies me that we won't be ruled by utterly corrupt cunts also

    • @bigwezz
      @bigwezz 3 місяці тому +3

      @@UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq It could be worse, Reform could win... 💀😆

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 3 місяці тому +4

    "It's what ya hearing, listen! It's what ya hearing, listen!"
    Oh man, I miss X

  • @safirahmed
    @safirahmed 3 місяці тому +4

    Tactical voting could help reduce the numbers of Tory MPs elected.
    Suggestions for tactical voting will also vary due to policy, political party, dataset and methodologies used.
    Examples include but not limited to:
    Tactical Vote
    StopTheTories (MVTFWD)
    Get Voting (Best for Britain)
    Rejoin Vote
    The Muslim Vote

  • @freegraphite
    @freegraphite 3 місяці тому +8

    wow didn't realise Rishi had bars, gonna have to rethink my vote

  • @Traceva_Dragon
    @Traceva_Dragon 3 місяці тому +6

    Love it!
    Thank you
    Brilliant as always

  • @Rodimus184
    @Rodimus184 3 місяці тому +5

    This is the most honest and genuine Rishi's ever been

  • @pogigwapo5093
    @pogigwapo5093 3 місяці тому +14

    We are in the last week of Tory rule 🎉

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 3 місяці тому +3

      Wouldn't count on it. I reckon they'll stay in with one of the closest results we've seen so far. I was certain they'd be ousted in 2019 but they increased their majority instead.

    • @melgrant7404
      @melgrant7404 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@mydogeatspukebelieve that when I see it.

    • @mydogeatspuke
      @mydogeatspuke 3 місяці тому

      @@melgrant7404 I didn't realise we were in a cave...?

    • @melgrant7404
      @melgrant7404 3 місяці тому +1

      @@mydogeatspuke no cave just you spouting bs.

    • @daveyjones72
      @daveyjones72 3 місяці тому

      @@mydogeatspuke That's because they lied about Brexit...

  • @leegarner4592
    @leegarner4592 3 місяці тому +3

    Still absolute genius. Thankyou for this.

  • @jono_young
    @jono_young 3 місяці тому +8

    Fine work CassetteBoy Sir 🎧🔥

  • @mkultrajos
    @mkultrajos 3 місяці тому +8

    Best yet! A banger!

    • @LeroyYonderboy
      @LeroyYonderboy 3 місяці тому +1

      Second best, Camerons conference rap is still the best.

  • @philipsq6848
    @philipsq6848 3 місяці тому +10

    Supermarkets have got some general election deals on for champagne already.

    • @greenman1411
      @greenman1411 3 місяці тому +1

      Which only the Tories can afford. So it won't be 'flying off the shelves".

    • @pauln6803
      @pauln6803 3 місяці тому

      ​@@greenman1411
      I've a feeling there'll be less of a celebration, more a sigh of relief.
      Depending on how the Labour government do, I might actually be able to go more than a couple of days sober!
      Fingers crossed eh?

  • @mooxim
    @mooxim 3 місяці тому +2

    Thank you for the reminder about photo ID

  • @RichardPonsford-kv2uy
    @RichardPonsford-kv2uy 3 місяці тому +8

    Get your bags packed Robot boy.

    • @LawrenceTimme
      @LawrenceTimme 3 місяці тому +1

      He is. He's straight off to his mega mansion in the USA leaving us in this dump the day after he's out.

    • @RichardPonsford-kv2uy
      @RichardPonsford-kv2uy 3 місяці тому

      @@LawrenceTimme like a rat up a drain pipe

    • @mikenewtonninja9379
      @mikenewtonninja9379 3 місяці тому

      is he a robot? i thought he was one of the lizard people lol

  • @Dritani
    @Dritani 3 місяці тому +10

    Brilliant, as usual.

  • @sortius_
    @sortius_ 3 місяці тому +3

    100% certified banger.

  • @daveb8665
    @daveb8665 3 місяці тому +15

    Superb

  • @leonrobinson8180
    @leonrobinson8180 3 місяці тому +3

    This aged WELL

  • @MorbidLyre
    @MorbidLyre 3 місяці тому +9

    Perfection. 'Stop Being Greedy' also works haha.

  • @DJAvren
    @DJAvren 3 місяці тому +8

    I'm going to enjoy watching Rishi leave

  • @charliespence5962
    @charliespence5962 3 місяці тому +2

    This might be your best one yet. Absolutely brilliant!

  • @NimaXD
    @NimaXD 3 місяці тому +2

    legend

  • @michaelwatson4239
    @michaelwatson4239 3 місяці тому +4

    You nailed this one cassette boy!

  • @simonmeadows7961
    @simonmeadows7961 3 місяці тому +6

    By the autumn, he'll be off to California to spend more time with his wife's money.

  • @marvd6454
    @marvd6454 3 місяці тому +6

    X loves this video. Bless

  • @RedHeadForester
    @RedHeadForester 3 місяці тому +2

    We making it out of Downing Street with this one!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @pathhapp
    @pathhapp 3 місяці тому +2

    Even better than the Cameron Conference Speech! A new milestone in satire has been reached!

  • @richardscullion9381
    @richardscullion9381 3 місяці тому +7

    funny stuff ....but another 5 years of this lot would not be - if you want things to change for the better vote this lot out on Thursday

  • @larrysellers7891
    @larrysellers7891 3 місяці тому +7

    DMX would be proud. 👊

  • @steph0xGx
    @steph0xGx 3 місяці тому +3

    I dont understand how cassetteboy doesnt have millions of subs 😂

  • @Lewcifer91
    @Lewcifer91 3 місяці тому +5

    Well this was amazing! 😂

  • @NeonVisual
    @NeonVisual 3 місяці тому +3

    NET ZERO TORIES BY 2030!

  • @GilesCuckow
    @GilesCuckow 3 місяці тому +4

    Dang the effort put into this

  • @Dangerousbros1
    @Dangerousbros1 3 місяці тому +5

    Chefs kiss

  • @pierz1981
    @pierz1981 3 місяці тому +1

    Bloody hell! It must have taken HOURS to find all that footage in order to make the video!! Impressive work!

  • @adewhite731
    @adewhite731 3 місяці тому +3

    Get this on the news. ❤❤❤

  • @teedubyabee23
    @teedubyabee23 3 місяці тому +2

    Looking forward to Cassetteboy's version of The Ventures' "Wipe Out" on Friday...

  • @SergieRachmaninoff
    @SergieRachmaninoff 3 місяці тому +4

    I think this is your best one by far

  • @Anthropomorph0
    @Anthropomorph0 3 місяці тому +3

    Chefs kiss!

  • @petoperceptum
    @petoperceptum 3 місяці тому +4

    Probably the best pro-voting PSA I've seen.

  • @SarahTheNearlyInSP
    @SarahTheNearlyInSP 3 місяці тому +5

    ****in' brilliant!! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @SpentAmbitionDrain
    @SpentAmbitionDrain 3 місяці тому +1

    Was waiting for this to drop.

  • @CaptJPurdie
    @CaptJPurdie 3 місяці тому +3

    Instant classic.

  • @juliepen1994
    @juliepen1994 3 місяці тому +3

    Reliably excellent 👏👏👏

  • @ReallyGhey
    @ReallyGhey 3 місяці тому +3

    Masterpiece

  • @kurremkarmerruk8718
    @kurremkarmerruk8718 3 місяці тому +7

    And here we go, the Labour campaign's knock out blow. Every Labour candidate should be sent a boombox and this on cassette; go door-to-door with a swagger.

  • @keithposter5543
    @keithposter5543 3 місяці тому +1

    "Don't forget to scan your Clubcard"
    Listen the next time you're at the Tesco automated checkout.

  • @carlmarsh2397
    @carlmarsh2397 3 місяці тому +1

    Superb! Excellent work as always.

  • @jenfirth8032
    @jenfirth8032 3 місяці тому +1

    We'll be waving the tetchy-tech bro off from Farnborough airport Friday morning 👋

  • @tomskelton6267
    @tomskelton6267 3 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely love this ❤

  • @roathripper
    @roathripper 3 місяці тому +5

    fight these tears

  • @nathangriffiths6218
    @nathangriffiths6218 3 місяці тому +1

    Probably the best election video ever made

  • @Deathwish026
    @Deathwish026 3 місяці тому +1

    hurt the weak to help the strong.. thats too real...

  • @NeilTheHippy
    @NeilTheHippy 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm waiting for "my father was a toolmaker" mix 😂😂😂

    • @Darkmouse20001
      @Darkmouse20001 3 місяці тому

      We know that he made at least one!

  • @ChrisBlaine-kf1jr
    @ChrisBlaine-kf1jr 3 місяці тому

    G that was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a way to start my Monday morning wickedly funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harryjones5260
    @harryjones5260 3 місяці тому +4

    great cutting

  • @kingdicer8677
    @kingdicer8677 3 місяці тому

    Excellent work as always. Vote today and say Hip Hop Hooray!!

  • @D_scxnnect
    @D_scxnnect 3 місяці тому +1

    on a serious note, these are so much better than ai covers

  • @davelevey9074
    @davelevey9074 3 місяці тому +1

    Possibly you'd greatest work so far love it