Miscellaneous Myths: Jorogumo

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  • @OverlySarcasticProductions
    @OverlySarcasticProductions  6 років тому +3946

    Check out Extra Credits' sister video here! ua-cam.com/video/BGPo-TvgiGc/v-deo.html
    -R

    • @masonc533
      @masonc533 6 років тому +12

      Fantastic video as always! Keep it up!

    • @galacticgila219
      @galacticgila219 6 років тому +8

      Overly Sarcastic Productions I feel like they had a happy ending it’s cute!

    • @tec-jones5445
      @tec-jones5445 6 років тому +34

      I love you guys are doing a crossover with Extra Credits. You're both my favorite channels! I hope you guys do more of these in the future.

    • @Mousehunter06
      @Mousehunter06 6 років тому +8

      Gotta love the collaboration; two great channels. I hope to see more.

    • @RvEijndhoven
      @RvEijndhoven 6 років тому +43

      Is James Portnow still involved with Extra Credits?
      Yes. Alright then, screw them.

  • @darkridoom
    @darkridoom 5 років тому +8556

    To quote a Tumblr post I once saw; “It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldrich monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.”

    • @JuniperF
      @JuniperF 3 роки тому +426

      Watched Alien, can confirm

    • @xleplayVA
      @xleplayVA 3 роки тому +426

      Yep. I can imagine what i would say which goes along the lines of "No matter how terrifying you are, how deadly you are, or how hostile you are, we as humans can endure longer. No matter how many of us you may strike down, we will continue to grow stronger than you ever imagined. It may not be now, it may not be generations from now, but eventually, EVENTUALLY, you WILL fuck one of us, whether out of true desire, or morbid curiosity, and in that regard, we have already won"

    • @marloyorkrodriguez9975
      @marloyorkrodriguez9975 3 роки тому +161

      @@xleplayVA sounds like a Reaper from Mass Effect

    • @andrewhopkins886
      @andrewhopkins886 3 роки тому +334

      @@xleplayVA Is there anything truly more inspirational than a determined power-bottom?

    • @xleplayVA
      @xleplayVA 3 роки тому +105

      @@andrewhopkins886 i mean, just take a look at DIO from jojo's bizarre adventure.

  • @TalkingVidya
    @TalkingVidya 6 років тому +14312

    My man just risked his life to be with his spider girl waifu.
    What a hero.

    • @thomasweisgram4373
      @thomasweisgram4373 6 років тому +85

      Wut

    • @stevemcgroob4446
      @stevemcgroob4446 6 років тому +545

      @@thomasweisgram4373 Detected the normie

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 6 років тому +300

      YO, YOU'RE----- not wrong

    • @HighKnight
      @HighKnight 6 років тому +286

      There was hentai like this actually. Good stuff. And surprisingly good gore. Just ... don't get angry.

    • @mosesa.weaver3058
      @mosesa.weaver3058 6 років тому +243

      Hey, when you find love, embrace it in whatever eight legged form it takes!

  • @pigcatapult
    @pigcatapult 5 років тому +10473

    Everyone: "WOODCUTTER NO"
    Woodcutter: "WOODCUTTER YES"

    • @MrDuncangwen
      @MrDuncangwen 5 років тому +143

      Jorogumo: "Woodcutter, No" -proceeds to to slap him- (?

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 5 років тому +321

      Headcanon:
      Woodcutter is Zeus in disguise

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 5 років тому +170

      @@marcusalm7350
      so the spider demon pretended to be a woman to sleep/eat this dude
      wich is zeus in cosplay as a lumber jack. proably doing RnR
      sounds like zeus yea.
      Jorogumo: wow your realy incredible for a........
      Zeus: o your awake?

    • @FireurchinProductionsByzantium
      @FireurchinProductionsByzantium 5 років тому +56

      @@timvanrijn8239 you were trying to cross the border weren't you?

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 5 років тому +7

      Huh?

  • @sananaryon4061
    @sananaryon4061 4 роки тому +2762

    So fun fact: John R. R. Tolkien, the guy most people think of, did _not_ have arachnophobia. His son. Christopher on the other hand, _did_

    • @jessdanae138
      @jessdanae138 3 роки тому +608

      Gee I wonder why?
      Tolkien: “SON LOOK AT THIS RAD GIANT SPIDER I’VE ADDED TO MY BOOKS!”
      Christopher: *SHRIEKS*

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 3 роки тому +130

      @@jessdanae138 Look! This one is as big as a mountain and has millions of giant evil children that infest entire parts of the world! Sleep tight, son! And remember, if you see a spider, it's actually a long distant child of Ungoliant come to eat your face.

    • @mide2476
      @mide2476 3 роки тому +196

      @@jessdanae138
      This explaination is totally cannon to me.

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 3 роки тому +97

      His dad created Ungoliant. Can you blame him?

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 3 роки тому +110

      To be fair, she didn’t specify which Tolkien she was referring to.

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 5 років тому +5620

    "And so your girlfriend is a spider-woman. I'm sorry."
    "I'm... actually okay with this."

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 роки тому +24

      May Parker

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 роки тому +121

      “I roll for seduction.”
      “Ok-“
      “Natural 20!”
      “GDI”

    • @zohar9971
      @zohar9971 4 роки тому +50

      And that the tale of the first weeb in history

    • @demonboy7777
      @demonboy7777 4 роки тому +58

      "That must mean she is great at bondage"

    • @poppypollen4362
      @poppypollen4362 3 роки тому +41

      As people say, jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

  • @connorray6504
    @connorray6504 5 років тому +5050

    Blue: *emerges from the abyss* Did someone say smores.

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 4 роки тому +56

      Touché.

    • @ferretneedssleep8451
      @ferretneedssleep8451 4 роки тому +39

      Tartarus

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 4 роки тому +44

      The only thing that may appease the ninjas.

    • @tippydippy6529
      @tippydippy6529 4 роки тому +17

      vaspeter2600 that one made me smile

    • @justanotherguyontheinterne7889
      @justanotherguyontheinterne7889 4 роки тому +18

      D̶̛̹̬̹̤̥͉̙̋̊̽͌̎̚ǐ̸̳̻͇̗̳ͅd̸͈̊͘ ̷̧̞̬̳̥͔͖̄̀̓͑̕ş̷̨͈͕̾͒͋̔̇͝o̵̡̺̬͙̩̲͊͘̚͝m̶̙̼̦̗͇̺͆̎̉̇͛͌̕ę̸͋̑̈́̆͋͠ǫ̶̤̩̗́̀̆͂̔̈́ͅń̷͔̦̪̥̹̺̚e̴̬̰͕̯̓̅̄̌͂̓ ̵̻͕̽͂́̑̒̀̀͠s̵̗̬̖̤̳͎̒̈́͆͌̕ͅa̷̡̦̦̟̤̅́͊͌̑̉̃y̵̧̱͔͍̦̪̋̅̍̀͐̇́͜͝ ̵͉̳͖̇̓͝s̴͚͖̫̥̋͑̄͂'̶͈̞̱̺̜͆̚͝m̷̤͆̋͑̒̑̎ở̴̢̞̮̪̜̮̣̺̿͒͛̾̍͝r̸̢͈̮̬̜̽e̶̙͙̪͆s̴͉͛͛͐̋̈́͝ ̶̧̛͓͈͖̣͒͑̿̃̔ ̷̨̛̦͈̐̿̚

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves 6 років тому +4226

    And so, the monstergirl fandom has existed since ancient times...

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 6 років тому +247

      Oh sure, but since the internet came out, and we got access to the historical Japanese backlogs, the fever is spreading. Mweh heh heh.

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue 6 років тому +56

      ChaosSorceror_Davidicus it’s not just Japanese mythical backlogs now… 😬

    • @hexazalea
      @hexazalea 6 років тому +72

      @@SolstaceWinters And European europe has a lot of backlogs. Africa and the americas have some to but Europe wrote more down

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 6 років тому +16

      The reason God invented flamethrowers....

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 6 років тому +7

      Still cowards compared to fishman

  • @mr.j7920
    @mr.j7920 2 роки тому +1197

    Red: “Did you know there’s one about a specific rock that was possessed by a malevolent kitsune?”
    Me: “Yeah it broke”

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 роки тому +3790

    People make jokes about how Japan got weird after WW2, but this ancient myth shows that this thirst for weird waifus was there from the very start.

    • @ulfurgaming4268
      @ulfurgaming4268 3 роки тому +298

      Well when your on an island isolated from the mainland yeah your gonna create some crazy things

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 3 роки тому +225

      @@ulfurgaming4268 Hawaiian and Icelandic myths are perfect examples of that 😂. Yes I know Icelandic mythology is largely based on Norse myths, but it’s still a very unique mythos especially with its lovecraftian nightmare monsters

    • @ulfurgaming4268
      @ulfurgaming4268 3 роки тому +57

      @@pokeyscorpion8224 oh yeah you get bored enough and are expierncing shot you dont no what it is youll come up with some weird shit hell japan thought the sound of their houses settling where tiny oni that would take spoons and other items and bash em about

    • @DavidbarZeus1
      @DavidbarZeus1 2 роки тому +85

      Personal explanation: Japan was always weird, post-WWII is just when the rest of the world LEARNED just how weird they are ... and decided that they LOVED it

    • @loupblanc7944
      @loupblanc7944 2 роки тому +47

      To be fair its not just Japan. Remember that the greeks have mermaids and Bird woman "Who in some myths are not actually ugly but super hot."

  • @TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest
    @TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest 5 років тому +5461

    "So now the woodcutter knows this hot lady he's been seeing is actually a jorogumo, but surprisingly this isn't a deal-breaker for him"
    *Monster Musume intensifies

    • @conagherdenson2194
      @conagherdenson2194 5 років тому +170

      FBI: HOLY SHIT YOU READ THAT TOO umm ....
      ahem. ....Nothing illegal here.

    • @theaspirant549
      @theaspirant549 5 років тому +152

      I see he's a fellow 'leg man'

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 5 років тому +19

      Name checks out

    • @gizmohollow
      @gizmohollow 5 років тому +133

      I mean there's two ways it could play out:
      1. Get a hot spider girlfriend
      2. Die
      Seems like a win/win to me

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 5 років тому +10

      Both

  • @Scientin
    @Scientin 5 років тому +8609

    "Tolkien's crippling arachnophobia did not die for this."
    I love Red's sass.

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 5 років тому +111

      What the hell do you think the name of the channel is? xD

    • @KnittingGirl28
      @KnittingGirl28 5 років тому +26

      I don't get it, what's that from? Explain?

    • @Scientin
      @Scientin 5 років тому +270

      @@KnittingGirl28 J R R Tolkien, author of the Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit. Both of which feature copious amounts of giant person-eating spiders.

    • @KnittingGirl28
      @KnittingGirl28 5 років тому +34

      @@Scientin Thankie for the explanation, 'ppreciate it.

    • @shadow3675
      @shadow3675 5 років тому +51

      I'm more wondering if shelob could always become a beautiful woman or that was just shadow of war.

  • @master0fthearts894
    @master0fthearts894 4 роки тому +4833

    Y’know, if the Jorogumu was actually going to kill the woodcutter, she would have killed him way earlier, either when he dropped his axe (No axe means no woodcutting, meaning he’s not going to leave for a very long time), or when he arrived for the many, many, maaaany times they met up. Because she didn’t kill him those times, she probably didn’t kill him when he got caught. So yes...
    This man has a Spider-Demon Waifu. *Tips my hat*

    • @shadowkhan422
      @shadowkhan422 4 роки тому +651

      "Fun" fact . Most spider females usually end up eating their mate after they done . Rip lumberjack

    • @master0fthearts894
      @master0fthearts894 4 роки тому +574

      @@shadowkhan422 I thought you said this was a *fun* fact.
      Besides, the Jorogumu is a cross between a woman and a spider-demon. So that’s mostly just a possibility.

    • @willlavine1105
      @willlavine1105 4 роки тому +117

      I...like that?

    • @auroragamer1
      @auroragamer1 4 роки тому +217

      @@shadowkhan422 But was that a known fact by the time this legend was made?

    • @DylanDkoh
      @DylanDkoh 4 роки тому +67

      @@shadowkhan422 oh.... yikes... it was all part of her master plan

  • @SirSomeguy
    @SirSomeguy 5 років тому +4148

    "Yokai is an umbrella term..."
    Umbrella Yokai at the front of group shot.
    I see what you did there, Red!

  • @hattheduck2359
    @hattheduck2359 6 років тому +2142

    The first lumberjack is pretty nice isn't he? Who woke up with a spider web on his boot and put it on a tree instead of ripping it like a normal person

    • @alexisguillen8400
      @alexisguillen8400 6 років тому +166

      I honestly thought I was nice until I saw that part. Gotta try harder I guess.

    • @Clone6385
      @Clone6385 6 років тому +114

      Probably saved his life. Bet it’s like fishing if he ripped it he would’ve died

    • @nicolersands
      @nicolersands 6 років тому +110

      If he ripped it the tree wouldn’t have been ripped into the water, meaning he never finds out about the spider-demons and countless other people die.

    • @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813
      @deadringer-cultofdeathratt8813 5 років тому +4

      @Warren Lehmkuhle lmaooooo

    • @Tikiri266
      @Tikiri266 5 років тому +14

      @@alexisguillen8400 well he probably thought it was making it's home and didn't want to break it 😑

  • @NecroCritic
    @NecroCritic 6 років тому +2939

    Spider-Wife, Spider-Wife,
    Hungry waterfall Spider-Wife.
    Strings you up, by your legs,
    Eats your face, now you're dead.
    Hey bro, don't date the Spider-Wife.

    • @elg6197
      @elg6197 5 років тому +126

      Why did I sing this?

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +31

      @@elg6197 cuz ya cool

    • @strubberyg7451
      @strubberyg7451 5 років тому +96

      She didn't necessarily ate him. I mean if she wanted she could've eat him a long time ago. Maybe she legitimately fell in love with him. I mean he still loves her, huge spider yokai or not. That does something to a maiden's heart, spider maiden or not...

    • @chrisashford3379
      @chrisashford3379 5 років тому +34

      @@elg6197 It is impossible to read that and not sing it in your head.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому +4

      I like this one

  • @Biohazbird
    @Biohazbird 4 роки тому +1076

    Can we talk about how local dude from 3:00 thought that a confused little spider was making a home on his leg, and he just, like, gently moved the web over to a tree instead of just destroying what he thought was a little spider's hard work? That's so sweet of him to be so considerate of the spider. I mean, the spider was actually a man-eating spider lady, but, you know, it's the thought that counts.

    • @elainegoates9792
      @elainegoates9792 3 роки тому +24

      I know, right?

    • @eduardomelo151
      @eduardomelo151 3 роки тому +34

      1:30

    • @Biohazbird
      @Biohazbird 3 роки тому +22

      @@eduardomelo151 You're completely right, I feel real stupid XD

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 2 роки тому +23

      Probably why she decided to not eat him.

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple Рік тому +30

      There's a bit of Japanese and Buddhist culture in that. Insects aren't universally creepy in Japanese aesthetics, and being kind to a spider and avoiding killing it is an example of how you act if a spider might have been a human in a previous life.

  • @zobralolz
    @zobralolz 6 років тому +1451

    One of the first reported cases of “NO WAIFU NO LAIFU”

    • @thomaster8870
      @thomaster8870 6 років тому +118

      She was gonna drain him like an insect at first, but his boundless, unflinching (bordlerline psychotic) love for her quickly conquered her heart and made her go all dere dere for him.

    • @fjhatsu
      @fjhatsu 6 років тому +30

      Why have i felt i seen this story in an R18 anime?

    • @Caw4B
      @Caw4B 6 років тому +9

      Would make a great anime

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 6 років тому +27

      HotaruTakumi
      Sex, drama, action, horror, fantasy, and even romance between two worlds?
      Man, I would love that...

    • @Caw4B
      @Caw4B 6 років тому +8

      @@kyokyoniizukyo7171 pretty sure its already out there. the Japanese are like proud Asian Slytherin's that's true and its not racist ok!

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 4 роки тому +1416

    I don't know how to feel about that "dating hot spider monster" was not a concept invented by anime.

    • @alexzander7386
      @alexzander7386 3 роки тому +145

      Its been around, and in many cultures too. But where did you think anime got it from? Japan was batshit for a while, all it took was animation for it to get noticed

    • @Brian-tn4cd
      @Brian-tn4cd 3 роки тому +71

      I mean as Red has said in other Vids, Anime just takes all these Legends and folktales wholesale and runs with it

    • @60sSam
      @60sSam 3 роки тому +29

      And yet still came from Japan.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +12

      "Tolkien's" crippling arachnophobia din not die for this"

    • @matthewgallaway3675
      @matthewgallaway3675 3 роки тому +9

      Monster monsune

  • @LivTheCyberdhole
    @LivTheCyberdhole 6 років тому +1842

    if anime has taught me anything, he lived happily ever after with his cute spider waifu, and they had plenty of horrific abominable babies together.

    • @trielt1
      @trielt1 6 років тому +145

      If the _other_ kind of anime has taught me anything, he lived happily ever after for a few hours.. the horrific abominable babies made sure of that.

    • @bobmilaplace3816
      @bobmilaplace3816 6 років тому +114

      Or they do die tragically, only for the couple's hanyou son (with his father's ancestral axe) date a Miko. Then son and Miko forms a posse looking for a shattered Macguffin for 56 volumes.

    • @adamnovak7602
      @adamnovak7602 6 років тому +19

      @@bobmilaplace3816 Lmao inuyasha

    • @williewillie5622
      @williewillie5622 6 років тому +19

      Well you are already halfway there look up this hypnosis mothwoman hentai.

    • @Sasuke12115
      @Sasuke12115 6 років тому +5

      @@williewillie5622 Couldn't find anything of value

  • @greywalker505
    @greywalker505 4 роки тому +315

    I like to think that the Jorogumo, at some point during her little seduction of the woodcutter, decided, “Huh, this guy hasn’t tried hitting on me, demanded sexual favors from me, or done anything that past meals have tried. And he even learned what I was, and he still came back. Maybe I won’t eat him...until he dies, that is, then it’s fair game.”

    • @Estarile
      @Estarile 2 роки тому +39

      This is a super cute idea.

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Рік тому +18

      They had ten kids and she didn’t eat him when he died she gave him a burial and then figured out how to get more men like him to eat them instead

    • @joshuastrittmatter4188
      @joshuastrittmatter4188 Рік тому +9

      How do we know she didn’t make his ass immortal so he’ll be with her forever?

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Рік тому +7

      @@joshuastrittmatter4188
      Fair point.

  • @Serpentking789
    @Serpentking789 6 років тому +570

    Turns out that the lumberjack's spider-waifu just really likes bondage.

    • @willow1wisp
      @willow1wisp 6 років тому +50

      This is canon now.

    • @patrickbuckley7259
      @patrickbuckley7259 6 років тому +37

      H ewas apparently pretty into it too.

    • @lizzsmith128
      @lizzsmith128 6 років тому +20

      I fully support this idea!
      ....for reasons >.>

    • @maggintons
      @maggintons 6 років тому +4

      Probaly vore too.

    • @wakietrash2686
      @wakietrash2686 6 років тому +3

      Willow Wisp Haven't watch that since hh got took down, so you have any other alternatives???

  • @starsandsuch7778
    @starsandsuch7778 6 років тому +644

    “Yknow that one about the specific rock that was possessed by a malevolent kitsune that killed everyone it touched? I love it, it’s great.”

    • @darkzerothe1
      @darkzerothe1 6 років тому +17

      Uniquegirl 10 I suspect this refers to the legend of Tamamo No Mae, the Rock is what happened after she got killed, there's a whole other bunch of stuff before that

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 6 років тому +16

      Okay but can you imagine proving it though?
      "This rock was cursed by an evil spirit to kill whoever touches it!"
      "oh yeah? Prove it!"
      "uhhhh.................." **curveballs the rock into their skull David and Goliath style** "ah ha! Told you!"

    • @noahnishimura2967
      @noahnishimura2967 6 років тому +2

      Read this while it was being said, nice.

  • @purplefroster6741
    @purplefroster6741 6 років тому +1222

    Priest when the lumber jack went back to get his spider girl waifu: *Suprised pikachu meme*

  • @deborahhaimowitz2292
    @deborahhaimowitz2292 4 роки тому +1191

    "One specific rock that was possessed by a malevolent kitsune and killed everyone it touched" was it a... rolling stone?

    • @whitemoon8987
      @whitemoon8987 4 роки тому +66

      Get your damn jojo reference outta here

    • @joshcolon8291
      @joshcolon8291 4 роки тому +148

      I see what you did there.
      For mythological context, the Kitsune in question was Tamamo-no-Mae, one of the infamous Three Terrible Yo-kai of Japan, who was a famous trickster and seductress who charmed her way into the Imperial court in order to corrupt and destroy as many monarchs as she could. When she was eventually found out, chased down, and slain, her spirit possessed the rock in question, and her malevolence seeped to the surface as a deadly poison, killing anything it came in contact with. That was, until a priest came along, reconciled Tamamo's spirit, and set her free, thus causing the rock to shatter.
      Sorry for the nerd-out, I'm just a huge mythology buff, hence why I'm subbed to OSP (and I really hope someone commissions Red to do a video on those three, their stories are actually really interesting)

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 роки тому +16

    • @chandlermuehlberg2044
      @chandlermuehlberg2044 4 роки тому +32

      @@joshcolon8291 she also apparently did a stint or two in both China and Korea at some point before her death so there's that too, Im not sure if she is the same one or is just broad termed in both those countries due to similarities of the mythos and the like to something similar in each respective culture, Either the way the idea of a country hoping fox lady is pretty cool

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 4 роки тому +11

      @@chandlermuehlberg2044 they are different kitsune in China and Korea, and iirc there is a story of a Korean kitsune mourning her sister accross the sea

  • @wrath2501
    @wrath2501 6 років тому +1479

    For the end song I would have chosen "She's a Man Eater."

  • @novaglacrr6114
    @novaglacrr6114 5 років тому +2587

    Woodcutter: THAT'S WHY SHE GIVES SUCH GREAT HUGS!
    Priest: Wait Wha-
    Me: I like you dude.

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 5 років тому +34

      Nova Glacrr It’s just a coincidence that she is so tall

    • @michelveilleux1275
      @michelveilleux1275 5 років тому +16

      Me: Aw fuck, here we go again.

    • @oscarpine7145
      @oscarpine7145 5 років тому +21

      normally a woodcutter is supposed to cut wood not give them a whole log

    • @frostshadowthenightwing1827
      @frostshadowthenightwing1827 5 років тому +4

      xD

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 4 роки тому +8

      As I said, I actually skimmed that the first time and read "So THAT'S why she has such a great ass!"

  • @renrenthemadscientist
    @renrenthemadscientist 6 років тому +241

    My girlfriend 's a spider demon?
    THAT'S WHY SHE GIVES SUCH GREAT HUGS!

    • @matthewvillanueva4420
      @matthewvillanueva4420 6 років тому +2

      Sounds like a sitcom XD

    • @Kntrytnt
      @Kntrytnt 6 років тому +6

      I would be willing to bet this will become an anime in the next five years.

    • @Michirin9801
      @Michirin9801 6 років тому +2

      Sounds like the name of a generic rom-com light novel that's inevitably gonna get a rubbish anime adaptation...

    • @rimfire8217
      @rimfire8217 4 роки тому +1

      Actually there is an anime with a spider women in it it’s called
      Monster musume
      Underrated

  • @AlyxTremblay
    @AlyxTremblay 2 роки тому +210

    0:33 That sealed stone, the "killing stone" just cracked open this year inexplicably.
    So... some people think that kitsune might go on a killing rampage to get revenge on the world for sealing her away hundreds of years ago! Fun!

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 2 роки тому +23

      Have they tried bribing her? That usually works to calm pissed off gods and fairies.

    • @pn2294
      @pn2294 2 роки тому +8

      Probably came to America or Ukraine.

    • @splitjawjanitor5369
      @splitjawjanitor5369 2 роки тому +22

      Considering how many unpopular rulers have either gotten the boot and/or died since, something that kitsune was known for causing, I think she's doing us a service.

    • @faithkurtz1656
      @faithkurtz1656 Рік тому +1

      ​@@coltonwilliams4153 bribery typically isn't the cheat code to calm down a supernatural entity that's pissed. Besides, Kitsune are neither God or Fae, they are fox spirits :)

    • @lorikeetrainwing
      @lorikeetrainwing Рік тому +4

      Yes, but they can be just as fickle as fair folk or many gods, and it does work in some stories

  • @dsanchack332
    @dsanchack332 4 роки тому +589

    Woodcutter: "My mind's telling me no"
    Also woodcutter: "But my body"

  • @bobbyferg9173
    @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +707

    Finding out that your girlfriend is actually a shape shifting spider demon is nothing compared to seeing Extra Credits appear in this video.

    • @mrInSaNiTyDuDe
      @mrInSaNiTyDuDe 6 років тому +11

      Bobby Ferg Quick! Repel him with buddhism...I think.

    • @graysongdl
      @graysongdl 6 років тому +18

      "Wait, that voice sounds familiar. Could that be... Not-Dan!?"

    • @mrpellagra2730
      @mrpellagra2730 6 років тому

      He has his hands on everything.

  • @jamiedoesstuff5871
    @jamiedoesstuff5871 6 років тому +705

    So a Jorogumu is a cute spider girl who offers free death? 10/10 waifu.

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 6 років тому +8

      HSUYAAUUAHA, God damnit sadboys!

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 6 років тому +30

      Everything is a waifu if you turn it into a cute girl.

    • @VelkanKiador
      @VelkanKiador 6 років тому +2

      Yeah I am sadly lonely enough to actually go for it XD

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 6 років тому +2

      @@Bob-lr2xp Interesting, I'll be sure to check it out.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 6 років тому +1

      @@Bob-lr2xp just wait for the day they make azathoth into a cute anime waifu.

  • @sayvionwashington1939
    @sayvionwashington1939 3 роки тому +365

    "Son, your love interest is a spider demon with a craving for mortal flesh."
    "AH FUCK YEAH! I'M GETTING MY HEAD BIT OFF TONIGHT!"
    "I apologi- Wait, what did you just say?"
    "WOOP WOOOOOOOOOOP!"

  • @KnightMc3
    @KnightMc3 6 років тому +484

    This video left me feeling very confused with my emotions. On the one hand, I'm terribly arachnophobic so the image of a giant spider demon absolutely terrifies me...but on the other hand my love for sappy romance schlock makes me want to think this guy got to actually live with her happily and she DIDN'T eat him. Cap that off with the ending song being She's Always a Woman by Billy Joel and that's a melting pot of things I love and things I'm cripplingly horrified by.

    • @tristanmoore985
      @tristanmoore985 6 років тому +5

      100% same feeling

    • @demonicprinter
      @demonicprinter 5 років тому +6

      Tyler McKnight She wouldn't have necessarily ATE him. That's not what spiders do to their prey and (if female) husbands. See, spiders wrap their meal up while still living and then drink all their bodily fluids. So, yeah. If a giant spider lady asks you out and you have kids, she's going to immediately kill you after she's pregnant. Have fun being afraid of spiders!

    • @typhoonhurricane18
      @typhoonhurricane18 5 років тому +5

      @@demonicprinter Well generally; the female can be persuaded NOT to eat the male if he can provide her with sufficient food as a replacement. If the male's gifts are enough to keep the female sated for long enough he can mate with her and get out of there without dying. However given the relatively short lifespan of males most only really bring enough to keep the female busy during sex because it's likely their only chance for it in their lifetime anyway so there's not much need to be concerned with escaping. Translating that into humanoid spider-women; wait on her hand and foot (all 8 of them), constantly feed her and attend to her every whim and she MAY decide to let you live so long as you're useful.

    • @demonicprinter
      @demonicprinter 5 років тому +3

      typhoonhurricane18 Thank you for expanding my knowledge. I shall now marry a spider. If I don't come back, I didn't have good enough presents for my waifu.

    • @sailiealquadacil1284
      @sailiealquadacil1284 5 років тому +1

      Do you knoe Lucas the Spider?

  • @maxd6007
    @maxd6007 6 років тому +401

    Seriously, Red. Make an album.
    Please?

    • @williamdavis671
      @williamdavis671 6 років тому +3

      What's the song she sang at the end of this one?

    • @spikethompson2000
      @spikethompson2000 6 років тому +12

      @III Sekhmet III it's by Billy Joel. Also yes Red REALLY NEEDS TO MAKE AN ALBUM

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 років тому

      ALBUM WHEN!?

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 5 років тому +6

      Make an album already, red. Come on. Your voice is downright angelic when you sing. Damn.

  • @virusoutbreak4989
    @virusoutbreak4989 6 років тому +359

    "AHH, YES! THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO START CUTTING DOWN TRE-"
    *drops axes*
    "..........I SEEM TO HAVE CLUMSILY DROPPED MY AXE IN THIS RIVER, I HOPE NOTHING ENCOUNTERS ME AS I TRY TO RETRIEVE I-"
    *a beautiful women shows up out of no where holding his axe*

    • @dennisklomp2361
      @dennisklomp2361 6 років тому +24

      Anime has told me that Japanese speak like this, even when alone

    • @MeidianaPutri-q7h
      @MeidianaPutri-q7h 6 років тому +10

      >>>> To Be Continued

  • @jonp8015
    @jonp8015 2 роки тому +69

    right about the same time the Kitsune murder rock broke, Joro spiders suddenly became extreemly prevalent in the Southeastern US and now everyone locally seems to be almost alarmingly okay with them.

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 5 років тому +615

    Priest: "Your girlfriend is a Spider Jokai."
    Jack: "That is why she gives such great hugs!"

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 4 роки тому +44

      "Your girlfriend is a Spider Yokai" Would be a great anime title.

    • @hermeister3870
      @hermeister3870 4 роки тому +12

      @@rayanderson5797 yo that....isn't wrong....

    • @tomboyjessie1352
      @tomboyjessie1352 4 роки тому +6

      @@rayanderson5797 That would be fun to watch

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 роки тому +2

      ... Which Jack?

    • @christopherg2347
      @christopherg2347 4 роки тому +6

      @@AnimeSunglasses The Lumber Jack.

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 6 років тому +669

    Cats can lockpick ?
    M'aiq : *_I'm so proud of you._*

    • @hannahc3317
      @hannahc3317 5 років тому +8

      That's sounds like something Sekhmet would approve of.

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 5 років тому +8

      @@hannahc3317 Sekhmet was the name of my female master thief Khajiit in Skyrim. She would approve indeed.

    • @zacharystearns3022
      @zacharystearns3022 5 років тому

      Honest M'aiq *one day human*

    • @shadowstriker6506
      @shadowstriker6506 5 років тому

      Morgona: pfft, amateur

    • @Press_START360
      @Press_START360 5 років тому

      Morgana: Lookin’ cool Zoey!

  • @TheBassManBoy
    @TheBassManBoy 5 років тому +808

    "Zoe has level 100 lock-picking"
    My sides hurt from laughing so hard

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 роки тому +22

      As a cat owner, I can confirm that cats can burglar their way anywhere

    • @griffintattongeyer2949
      @griffintattongeyer2949 4 роки тому +6

      How did she hold a lock pick

    • @marshmallow927
      @marshmallow927 4 роки тому +6

      @@griffintattongeyer2949 we don't ask

    • @Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian
      @Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian 3 роки тому +4

      @@griffintattongeyer2949 Didn't you watch the Puss in Boots movie ? They use their claws to pick locks ^^

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 3 роки тому +3

      @@griffintattongeyer2949 cats can just teleport, there is no way to keep a cat out of a place it wants to be

  • @ChloHB
    @ChloHB 4 роки тому +249

    Local priest: "Don't fuck with me, I have the power of buddhism and anime on my side"

    • @tanishqayadav2239
      @tanishqayadav2239 3 роки тому +10

      The priest is a general in the bonk army

    • @AugustoEL
      @AugustoEL 3 роки тому +2

      @@tanishqayadav2239 the priest:no horny shal go unnotice.

    • @tanishqayadav2239
      @tanishqayadav2239 3 роки тому +2

      @@AugustoEL we shall eliminate all the horni once and for all

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 6 років тому +364

    *People come and go but cryptids are eternal.*

  • @KruCorn
    @KruCorn 5 років тому +592

    Spider woman : *drags a tree into a river
    *Rock music start*

    • @snekkoheckko4466
      @snekkoheckko4466 5 років тому +19

      that local dude :Why do I hear boss music?

    • @robertdicke7249
      @robertdicke7249 4 роки тому +1

      It bothers me that the web was weak enough the guy could casually pull it off his leg and put it on the tree, but then strong enough to uproot and pull a tree in the the water.
      idk, maybe this is a weird demon spider web that needs time to get that sticky?

    • @geradosolusyon511
      @geradosolusyon511 3 роки тому

      @@robertdicke7249 Maybe.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 років тому +921

    I hope him and his spider Waifu are happily together. Weeb End

    • @wyattmyers6327
      @wyattmyers6327 5 років тому +31

      dont you mean web end

    • @robertdicke7249
      @robertdicke7249 5 років тому +33

      He needs to tap her belly just the right way to communicate his indentions or she might feel threated and flee, alternatively she might decide he is food and eat him. At least that is all I know about spider courtship, you know... just in case.

    • @Halinspark
      @Halinspark 5 років тому +40

      I like to imagine he lives there, and she only partially drains his life at any given time. He's happy with a spider girlfriend, she's got a constant food source. Everybody wins?
      I just think she could have killed him way quicker and easier instead of going on all those dates.

    • @forgetfulcloud1914
      @forgetfulcloud1914 4 роки тому +3

      @@Halinspark You know, valid point! She can uproot a tree, why couldn't she uproot, you know, his head.

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 4 роки тому

      @@rimfire8217 good point

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 2 роки тому +30

    "But surprisingly, this isn't a deal-breaker"
    This sums up a lot of romance stories

  • @thishandleisntavailable42069
    @thishandleisntavailable42069 6 років тому +615

    Does uh, anybody happen to know where this waterfall is?
    Asking for a friend.

    • @CrimsonBlasphemy
      @CrimsonBlasphemy 6 років тому +22

      Red says it at the start. The Joren Waterfall.
      www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g790340-d1313660-Reviews-Joren_Waterfall-Izu_Shizuoka_Prefecture_Tokai_Chubu.html

    • @aaronkopperm6090
      @aaronkopperm6090 6 років тому +27

      Is this friend's name "Fortunato?"

    • @mt.armory2410
      @mt.armory2410 6 років тому +13

      "Friend"

    • @glprime2814
      @glprime2814 6 років тому +7

      Inquisitor White didn’t know we were “friends”, but thanks 😂

    • @monniemai1592
      @monniemai1592 5 років тому +6

      Sorry man, the spider lady's already taken by Mr Lumberjack.

  • @christophereichor5615
    @christophereichor5615 5 років тому +419

    "My cat had level 100 lockpicking." Me: this one has wares if you have coin.

    • @Erik_Caballero
      @Erik_Caballero 4 роки тому +6

      "and we've got a click on disc 6"....

    • @goblinsinc.8274
      @goblinsinc.8274 4 роки тому +1

      and it might even buy items from you though it needs to save up for colleg

  • @RemWantsAmbrosia
    @RemWantsAmbrosia 6 років тому +178

    "Tolkien's crippling arachnophobia didn't die for this.." FINALLY GOD I HATED THAT THEY DID THAT TO SHELOB I WANT MY GIANT SPIDER BACK

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 6 років тому +3

      Well, fortunately that game is FAR from being considered canon...at least I hope.

    • @jonathanprice8684
      @jonathanprice8684 6 років тому +20

      @@cartooncritique6625 Remember that Tolken was ok with a Living mythology(ie, changing parts when retelling a story), and didn't have issue with people modifying his stuff. So while he might be weirded out, he'd be fine with it. Canon is only 'canon' for the story it's in. After all, look at Lancelot - he's a French SI who isn't canon per the original story.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +1

      Be careful what you wish for, Rem...

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 3 роки тому

      It’s not out of the question, plus it was probably just easier to animate

    • @pokeyscorpion8224
      @pokeyscorpion8224 3 роки тому +1

      @@jonathanprice8684 Exactly. Plus Tolkien would probably appreciate the incorporation of other mythological inspiration, given how much he clearly loved European folklore

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 2 роки тому +75

    Four years later: Still waiting on a full video about that killer rock.

    • @AlyxTremblay
      @AlyxTremblay 2 роки тому +14

      It actually just cracked open this year inexplicably... Scientists speculate it was because of odd weathering.
      A surprisingly large amount of people seem to be genuinely worried that the sealed kitsune spirit has now been released and will be going on a killing rampage- or something.

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 2 роки тому +5

      @@AlyxTremblay Wait… it seriously split open?

    • @Pillzpop
      @Pillzpop Рік тому +3

      @@AlyxTremblay I thought a monk pacified the evil kitsune in the rock a couple of centuries ago.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 6 років тому +168

    Automatic English subtitles think "Jorogumo" is "draw Goomba", and there's something special about that.

  • @IrvingIV
    @IrvingIV 5 років тому +288

    That InuYasha anime music when discussing the inaccuracy of the "demon" translation.
    Perfection.

    • @PhoenyxRysing
      @PhoenyxRysing 4 роки тому +5

      I thought that's what that was! no wonder it sounded familiar.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +18

      Honestly, hearing that Youkai is translated as Demon makes thing make WAY more sense, since Youkai are way more like Fae than demons.

    • @tea_addict2453
      @tea_addict2453 4 роки тому +4

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed! It's been forever since i've seen Inuyasha, but I can't wait for the sequel

    • @ladyphobos9980
      @ladyphobos9980 4 роки тому +8

      I scrolled too far to find this comment.

    • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
      @ThatSlowTypingGuy 3 роки тому +1

      Huh, here I'd thought it was from Demon Slayer but this came out before that.

  • @jitterbuggs
    @jitterbuggs 6 років тому +146

    Jorogumo upon meeting the wood cutter: 88w88 what's this??

    • @0Raik
      @0Raik 6 років тому +3

      *Food*

    • @samnassirharand6058
      @samnassirharand6058 6 років тому +5

      ツInsomniac Draws Fanart please stay away from me and my family

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 2 роки тому +24

    I love how the Emperor wakes up raving about space aliens from the moon one day and everyone just rolls with it rather than having him sectioned.

  • @dragontea6426
    @dragontea6426 5 років тому +279

    THE POWER OF BUDDHISM COMPELS YOU

  • @grandpagohan1
    @grandpagohan1 6 років тому +451

    I like to think the Spider-Demon also fell in love because otherwise, why not just do the same thing she tried to do to the other guy? Instead she returned the ax and talked to him, hung out with him.
    Or maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic who loves shipping a little too much (Oh my god, I'm like a male Aphrodite in that regard).

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 6 років тому +55

      Maybe she just likes playing with her food.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 6 років тому +58

      Maybe, after what happened with the other guy failed, she got smarter and went with the alternative strategy of approaching him as a human woman and draining him slowly.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 5 років тому +52

      Dude, do you not know what female spiders do to their mates? They have a fling followed by supper, but it's a dinner reservation for one.

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 5 років тому +24

      @@thestranger4894 she also did ship people except she made her otps real by kidnapping people.
      Example: Helen of Troy

    • @GeneGear
      @GeneGear 5 років тому +10

      You are good to go so long as you aren't willing to literally murder for your OTP

  • @Poplo1232
    @Poplo1232 6 років тому +61

    “Tolkien’s crippling arachnophobia did not die for this...”
    That line killed me😂😂😂

    • @ironicname2
      @ironicname2 6 років тому

      Spiders are proof gods not real.

    • @MarieAnne210-10
      @MarieAnne210-10 6 років тому +3

      Christian Martinez. Athena would like to have a word with you, mate.

    • @ironicname2
      @ironicname2 6 років тому

      No idea who that is

    • @chakatfirepaw
      @chakatfirepaw 6 років тому

      @@ironicname2
      She's a Greek goddess who is credited with responding to a bragging weaver by turning the woman into the first spider.

    • @ironicname2
      @ironicname2 6 років тому +1

      Well it looks like I gotta burn an entire Greek god.

  • @clayxros576
    @clayxros576 4 роки тому +79

    1:20
    Honestly, Youkai being translated to Demon is the mother of all mistranslations. Demons are very specifically evil Angel's fallen from heaven. Youkai are spirit-ish creatures that take on all manner if roles, good evil and neutral. Calling them Fae woukd probably be more accurate.

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 2 роки тому +9

      And that’s why I feel that there’s a connection between the myths of the Britanian archipelago and the Japanese archipelago. Yokai and fae are just way too similar, from how varied their appearances are, to their actions, and even the stories about some of their domains doing weird shit. I think it’s the meridian, combined with where they’re at on their respective plates. The walls between worlds might actually be thinner there.

    • @torazely
      @torazely 2 роки тому +2

      While I agree Yokai being called demons is wrong, demons are actually not Fallen Angels. Fallen Angels are their own class of creature. Demons are the spawn of Adam's first wife Lilith after she was banished from Eden.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 2 роки тому +2

      @@torazely
      Where in the Bible is that? Because the Bible is pretty clear on the origin, and relation, between angels to Fallen to demons.
      Also to my memory and reading Lilith isn't recorded.

    • @torazely
      @torazely 2 роки тому

      @@clayxros576 first off, the Bible has no reference to how Angels or demons came to be. They just show up at some point.
      Secondly, she's from Jewish folklore, meaning she was most likely purposefully excluded from the Bible when it was being written, considering women weren't allowed much freedom or agency in th past, therefore attempting to validate the sexist male-dominated society by saying that women were purposefully made to submit to men.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 2 роки тому

      @@torazely
      The Bible records God's dealing with humans, and therefore describes how Earth was created. Not the Heavens, and by extension Angel's. However Demons are explicitly noted as being thrown out from Heaven, and further following Satan. Demons follow Satan, and aren't differentiated from fallen angels. Thus they are, logically, the same thing.
      Jewish mythology isn't Hebrew mythology. God disowns them for a pretty clear reason, especially because they were well known (and called out) for mixing their beliefs with other beliefs systems. Lilith isn't recorded in the Bible, thus she didn't exist. Otherwise it would have recorded her and her progeny.
      You're making alot of assumptions about the Bible. Have you read it or are you mashing this stuff together?

  • @hi-im-lugh9570
    @hi-im-lugh9570 6 років тому +375

    Tell us the story about the kitsune rock Red. Please

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 6 років тому +6

      Oh Kitsune in general

    • @faceoctopus4571
      @faceoctopus4571 6 років тому +1

      Maybe it's this yokai.com/sesshouseki/

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 6 років тому +12

      It's Tamamo no Mae

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 6 років тому +9

      @@chelvo56 All I can think of is Fate now. ........now I really wanna cuddle a big floofy tail.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 6 років тому +4

      @@chelvo56
      Actually the story of Tamamo no Mae is kinda sad.

  • @Gbaboo4
    @Gbaboo4 6 років тому +183

    I still have nightmares about mothman...0:06
    Mothman at my window:"Dö yöü hävë thë lämp bröthër?"

    • @pericatt
      @pericatt 6 років тому +5

      THAT IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE COMMENTS!!!!! THANK!!!

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 6 років тому +1

      Well, do you have a lamp???

    • @NetJetMichael-A.H.1449
      @NetJetMichael-A.H.1449 6 років тому +1

      The question is which Mothman, The Horror Story Mothman or the Shin Megami Tensei Mothman?
      Because I'll be a little hilarious if it is the SMT Mothman with his RëD EYES...
      Blue Body Hair and Colorful Wings, cute and dangerous little thing (-:

  • @galleryg998
    @galleryg998 6 років тому +83

    3:55 Tengu are just crazy, I think the Tofugu website have an article on Tengu that goes into detail about their origin, so you might want to check that out

  • @demoncat13
    @demoncat13 2 роки тому +33

    So, uh, about that rock you mention at 0:35 ...it, uh, broke into like 3 pieces... this year

    • @RatfoughtaCat
      @RatfoughtaCat 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah we screwed

    • @keigoftw
      @keigoftw 2 роки тому +6

      Ten days ago in fact. They've already preformed a ceremony as a preventative measure. Lots of active shrines that will likely see a spike in talisam sales. Still, its likely going to cause some urban legends of its own.

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 6 років тому +73

    In Italy we've got a cat demon: The Mammon Cat.
    It's basically a giant, man-and cattle-eating cat that reigns over all cats and has carnival related magic powers

    • @alexmiddleton9390
      @alexmiddleton9390 6 років тому +3

      I wish I knew more about Italian folklore but what I do know of it is really awesome

    • @cramerfloro5936
      @cramerfloro5936 6 років тому +4

      Alex Middleton unfortunately we lost most of the details about the mammon cat.
      It's like in Red's video about Queatzalcoatl: most legends treat him as something so famous it doesn't need introductions.
      So we have to construct our way to its origin by the little pieces of information scattered around the peninsula

    • @Wren_the_Bird_King
      @Wren_the_Bird_King 6 років тому +5

      What does "carnival related magic powers" mean exactly?

    • @abrokatec
      @abrokatec 6 років тому

      Like Roman chupacabra?

    • @cramerfloro5936
      @cramerfloro5936 6 років тому +4

      Wren Dean Ok, that's something I made up.
      But most Mammon Cats are connected in some way to Carnival. So they are basically the spirit of the holiday, like Santa Clause is for Christmas or the Easter Bunny for... Easter.

  • @christiansager4574
    @christiansager4574 6 років тому +144

    "But Grimsby, 8 legs..."
    "7 viganias."

    • @liammercado1235
      @liammercado1235 5 років тому +21

      More like 4 cause its one V for every pair of 2.

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 5 років тому +20

      liam mercado123 This is not the things we should be debating

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 5 років тому +13

      liam mercado123 but look at it this way...for every joining of two legs, there is one V, or more specifically, the rule "every pair of legs, for all legs results in one v for every pair...
      Or, let _x_ represent the number of legs and _v_ the obvious
      *_x_** - 1= **_v_** , If **_x_** is more than 2*
      It's like how you have 5 fingers, and 4 bits in between.

    • @accordingtosophia
      @accordingtosophia 5 років тому +9

      m a y b e m o r e

    • @themariogamermario2112
      @themariogamermario2112 4 роки тому

      Liam it's actually probably 3 because she probably has 6 legs

  • @kay-leigheconomou5263
    @kay-leigheconomou5263 6 років тому +251

    I'd really wanna see the one about the rock and the kitsune

    • @Salomonkey_
      @Salomonkey_ 6 років тому +16

      It's tamamo no mae's story (or p much how it ends tbh) and it's honestly a wild ride

    • @kay-leigheconomou5263
      @kay-leigheconomou5263 6 років тому +4

      monkee boi It would still be interesting. I've never heard about that story so I'd love to see it done by OSP😊

    • @blipboigilgamesh7865
      @blipboigilgamesh7865 6 років тому +6

      Really reminds me of a Rolling stone in Italy

    • @xavierfrendick6581
      @xavierfrendick6581 6 років тому +4

      fuccboi gilgamesh What did Keith Richards do this time?

    • @siciliansnow4119
      @siciliansnow4119 6 років тому +3

      fuccboi gilgamesh jojo reference?

  • @10WTF011
    @10WTF011 2 роки тому +12

    Red: *talks about Fox Spirit Rock at **0:35*
    This year on March 5th: You won't believe what's happened!!!

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 6 років тому +340

    Wait... So Matt broke into their video here, but in the EC episode they invite him over when he's in the woods, in that episode he doesn't know who they are but they know who he is and in this video they don't know who he is and he knows who they are-
    WHAT IS THE CANON?!
    Edit: too many likes for lil old us

    • @Bloodlyshiva
      @Bloodlyshiva 6 років тому +10

      None. At this time.

    • @valentinaaugustina
      @valentinaaugustina 6 років тому +21

      Holloe Holloe it’s achronological, the backstory will be later

    • @squeaky.landmine
      @squeaky.landmine 6 років тому +47

      A cannon is an artillery-sized gun, but that's not important right now. The Canon is inconsistent, but it's also the word you want.

    • @thegreenmage6956
      @thegreenmage6956 6 років тому +10

      Time travel.

    • @sirdickkickerthefirst9611
      @sirdickkickerthefirst9611 6 років тому +9

      It has something to do with the Japanese Myth Portals... I heard something about Neko Blood and... Oh god no.

  • @crazyinsane500
    @crazyinsane500 6 років тому +390

    "Well if you want a story that has a definate unhappy ending!" *Points to Extra Credits logo*
    Oh, so they know about the James Portnow situation.

    • @galactakid7064
      @galactakid7064 6 років тому +8

      The what?

    • @crazyinsane500
      @crazyinsane500 6 років тому +74

      @@galactakid7064 James Portnow of Extra Credits, their "game industry liaison" as they would call him from time to time, turned out to be a serial harasser who would threaten to terminate the employment of at least two people at Extra Credits unless they would date him. He was also responsible for their pro-lootbox stance, but that's just me being petty.

    • @galactakid7064
      @galactakid7064 6 років тому +38

      @@crazyinsane500 1. His last name is portnow?
      2. What
      3. The
      4. Fuck

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 років тому +5

      crazyinsane500 Holy shit

    • @joshuaclare4860
      @joshuaclare4860 5 років тому +28

      Mother fucking what? James? W-why? I’ve been watching that channel for almost six years! I never would’ve thought that he’d do something like that. Was that why Lele left? I have *way* too many questions

  • @rahuhe4102
    @rahuhe4102 6 років тому +108

    So people wanting to [love] the monsters _Isn't_ a new thing.

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 6 років тому +10

      All animals love to breed, and sentience only seems to add the desire to breed with things you (really) shouldn't.

    • @animorph17
      @animorph17 6 років тому +2

      Neither is vore fetishists, apparently.

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 6 років тому +3

      Venom legit has the same concept

    • @kyokyoniizukyo7171
      @kyokyoniizukyo7171 6 років тому +3

      Selena Gamya
      Explains why monster girl fetishes are so common nowadays...heck, even I have one...
      Moths are cute man...

    • @Lyoko1309
      @Lyoko1309 6 років тому +3

      Nope. Zeus turned into animals at least three times, once into a golden shower (of coins), and various other deities have turned into animals to procreate.

  • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
    @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 4 роки тому +1673

    Saying the phrase
    "Because Christianity..."
    Isn't as funny as
    "The power of Buddhism"

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 4 роки тому +88

      @@rimfire8217 I mean... My grandparents are Buddhists while my Parents are Christians. I'm both in terms of belief in the laws they state rather than the history and traditional people inside the story.

    • @poopsiepop4179
      @poopsiepop4179 4 роки тому +57

      The power of buddhism isnt as nearly as fun as Jesus Juice

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 4 роки тому +36

      @@poopsiepop4179 wtf that sounds so wrong XP XD

    • @TheBitingBat
      @TheBitingBat 4 роки тому +28

      My personal favorites are Mantra Mojo and By the power of Bibble

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 4 роки тому +7

      @Ben Siener from what I've heard, Buddhism is literally one of the best religion. Buddhists are really peaceful and such compared to all the others. (Sorry, mom and dad)

  • @victoresan
    @victoresan 6 років тому +100

    "Jorogumo, I've come to bargin."

  • @spoopypoods7485
    @spoopypoods7485 6 років тому +131

    3 vids in a week?? I’m blessed rn

  • @gibboustime
    @gibboustime 5 років тому +70

    3:38 Blue: *_"DID SOMEBODY SAY S'MORES?"_*
    Matt: _touche_

  • @spencerprice5876
    @spencerprice5876 2 роки тому +59

    Fun Fact: That evil rock she mentioned in the video cracked open earlier this year...... yeah..... 2022 amiright?

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 2 роки тому +7

      Huh. Remind me, why was that kitsune pissed off again? Maybe she’s calmed down and Japan won’t have to worry about a malevolent fox spirit going on a killing spree. The foxes usually don’t go murdering people without a reason, right?

    • @dlausactor6373
      @dlausactor6373 2 роки тому +5

      I, for one, welcome our new fluffy overlord!

    • @splitjawjanitor5369
      @splitjawjanitor5369 2 роки тому +9

      And now numerous unpopular rulers are now ousted and/or dead, just like she was famed for doing. Keep on trucking, Tamamo-No-Mae!

    • @BeefMeisterSupreme
      @BeefMeisterSupreme 2 роки тому +7

      @@splitjawjanitor5369 Imagine Tamamo-No-Mae being confused as hell when the people respond to the death of unpopular rulers with statements of "Finally!" and "Thank god for that".

  • @joseangeles8382
    @joseangeles8382 5 років тому +224

    I love how all these English videos on the Jorogumo are trying to be nice to it and put “Binding bride” “ maiden spider” and names like that when it clearly just means whore spider 🤣🤣 it’s literally the two bits that encompass the word, Joro =whore , gumo= spider
    Still love the video tho😊
    One of my favorite yokai

    • @DrFrenchfries
      @DrFrenchfries 4 роки тому +54

      SPIDERSLUTS!!!!!!

    • @fenorlex1126
      @fenorlex1126 4 роки тому +2

      *Bombs*

    • @dougthedonkey1805
      @dougthedonkey1805 3 роки тому +3

      @@bilibiliism I don’t know Japanese, what does it mean?

    • @sebastianstewart6894
      @sebastianstewart6894 3 роки тому +1

      And you all missed that they're just arachnia's daughters.

    • @mslabo102s2
      @mslabo102s2 3 роки тому +5

      Spider-Whore, Spider-Whore, fucks whatever a spider can!

  • @Prizmatic_Raven
    @Prizmatic_Raven 6 років тому +61

    This channel is literally the reason Im taking anthropology and mythology in college

  • @TangmoMopet
    @TangmoMopet 6 років тому +604

    Jorogumo is just basically Rachnera from Monster musume.

    • @wedran9225
      @wedran9225 6 років тому +14

      yknow, i was just thinking the exact same thing.

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 6 років тому +34

      So does that mean the guy went looking for permission from... Papi?!

    • @Maggot91ify
      @Maggot91ify 6 років тому +7

      Papi is more of a harpy than a Tegu

    • @delsin1126
      @delsin1126 6 років тому +1

      tangmo mopet but more of the man eating type

    • @moistasshole6958
      @moistasshole6958 6 років тому +2

      Smartest man in exsistence

  • @Dovey12
    @Dovey12 4 роки тому +17

    I love how she called the word yokai an umbrella term, especially because there’s a yokai that is in fact a monstrous umbrella.

  • @matlavi4075
    @matlavi4075 6 років тому +220

    Ignore warnings. Live with spider waifu.

    • @twilitvigil5066
      @twilitvigil5066 6 років тому +16

      More like spider Die-fu, am I right?

    • @aria5614
      @aria5614 6 років тому +7

      @@twilitvigil5066 Ba-dum tish!

    • @twilitvigil5066
      @twilitvigil5066 6 років тому +10

      @@aria5614 Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 6 років тому +1

      The Dream.

    • @awsomesaucekirby
      @awsomesaucekirby 6 років тому +1

      Cordie intesifies

  • @elijahfernands6105
    @elijahfernands6105 6 років тому +62

    You have a beautiful singing voice. Thank you for the song and the story!

  • @HistoryNerd808
    @HistoryNerd808 6 років тому +378

    I mean, it's not surprising that the weirdest mythological folklore comes from Japan. Japan is Earth's Florida after all

    • @cedricrobertson2893
      @cedricrobertson2893 6 років тому +37

      The question is where is japan's florida. Osaka? Gensokio if it exist?

    • @HistoryNerd808
      @HistoryNerd808 6 років тому +1

      @@cedricrobertson2893 I don't know enough about Japan's geography to say

    • @ZombieSlayerTakashi
      @ZombieSlayerTakashi 6 років тому +16

      @@cedricrobertson2893 Osaka is Japan's equivalent to the South so yeah lol.

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 6 років тому +11

      (I’m just here to watch the debate. Popcorn, anyone?)

    • @Hecatonicosachoron
      @Hecatonicosachoron 6 років тому +9

      That's pretty incomprehensible to most ppl not from the US.

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 3 роки тому +214

    For the sake of me wanting a happy ending, let's say they got together and named their kid Peter Parker

    • @wildcardjoey4776
      @wildcardjoey4776 3 роки тому +65

      >Happy ending
      >Named their kid Peter Parker
      Pick one

    • @akumasstorytime3910
      @akumasstorytime3910 3 роки тому +20

      @@wildcardjoey4776 oh noo.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 3 роки тому +15

      @@wildcardjoey4776 In fairness, it’s just uncle Ben that has chronic death syndrome, very technically speaking the parents are just out of the picture forever (short of short stories dedicated specifically to killing them off in ways that don’t leave a significant impact on Peter whatsoever).

    • @scared_worm
      @scared_worm 3 роки тому +2

      im done with that

    • @loupblanc7944
      @loupblanc7944 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @SneakyPlu
    @SneakyPlu 6 років тому +197

    Gotta love that regional folklore 👌🏻

    • @transsylvanian9100
      @transsylvanian9100 6 років тому +2

      And yet the same people who reject and scoff at "regional folklore" often believe in a religion which is basically the same thing. All just claims of magic ("miracles") based on nothing but some story some people wrote over a thousands years ago, and of fantastical beings with superpowers that have never been observed ("god").
      Kind of hypocritical, no? Why not go all the way and recognize it's all bullshit fairy tales?

    • @transsylvanian9100
      @transsylvanian9100 6 років тому

      @Dragon born I mean don't get me wrong, i enjoy fairy tales. I almost exclusively read fantasy novels. Made up stories are great. But believeing they're anything more than just fiction is delusional.
      And yeah, we know also WHY people made these stories up, we can follow the evolution of popular myth tropes through the spreading and branching and mutual influencing of religions thorughout recorded history. We know which tropes and stories and character archetypes the bible adapted from earlier religions or ones contemporary with it.
      We've even seen in the 20th century how an entire proto-religion based on a fictional person that never existed but that people believe did, can develop over just a few decades - look up the so-called "John Frum" Cargo Cult of Vanuatu.

  • @jaydentownsend5402
    @jaydentownsend5402 6 років тому +48

    A good myth to delve into is The Rainbow Serpent. The myth slightly alters per tribe legend in Australia, yet the story is always similar. G vid as usual.

    • @kamikazelemming1552
      @kamikazelemming1552 6 років тому

      I think I remember reading a book about that in elementary school. Isn't that the story where the birds eat the serpent and become colorful depending on which bits of his flesh they ate?

  • @mercilesscorvid2270
    @mercilesscorvid2270 5 років тому +213

    If we were going the Japanese monster girl Interpretation then I'd probably be in the same boat as the wood cutter.

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 4 роки тому +78

    2:57 Ok but this shot is legit adorable though.

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 3 роки тому +9

      I know right?
      who DOESNT want to have a spider gf?

    • @pyromaniac2104
      @pyromaniac2104 2 роки тому +3

      That is among the most adorable drawings I've ever seen and @@firebladeentertainment5739 you're right and you should say it louder

  • @MekBloom
    @MekBloom 6 років тому +271

    The Inuyasha music is oddly appropriate!

    • @AllonKirtchik
      @AllonKirtchik 5 років тому +11

      MekBloom this sounds like a much better “dating a youkai” story.
      No filler episodes at least.

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 5 років тому +6

      I wasn't the only one to catch that? Ok. Awesome.

    • @KnittingGirl28
      @KnittingGirl28 5 років тому +1

      That one figure about center right, is that a fox?

    • @jeffrousseau4033
      @jeffrousseau4033 5 років тому +1

      Sesshomaru's theme😂

  • @GOONGUNNER
    @GOONGUNNER 5 років тому +72

    ‘Yeah Zoey has level 100 lock picking’
    *I ain’t even gonna ask how that’s possible*

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap 4 роки тому +7

      Claws

    • @toolazytomakeaname1341
      @toolazytomakeaname1341 3 роки тому +5

      Ever watched Puss in Boots?

    • @Guuuun_
      @Guuuun_ Рік тому

      THE GRIND!..IM TALKING PLAYIN' SINCE DAY ONE, HYPER CRAFTED MAX GROWTH, 17 HOURS A DAY PER PLAY-SESSION, OBSESSIVE...GRIIIIIIND!!!

  • @_girl_a_
    @_girl_a_ 6 років тому +257

    ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS RED GAVE TO ME A JOROGUMO MYTHHH

    • @anotherfeat1647
      @anotherfeat1647 6 років тому +5

      And Second Day of Han... hanukaah... hanukkah. Well, botched that.

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 років тому

      @@anotherfeat1647
      Good job.

    • @roceb5009
      @roceb5009 6 років тому

      The third day of Christmas is December 27 you moron. This was the third day of Advent.

  • @binxdiangelo2190
    @binxdiangelo2190 2 роки тому +18

    "You know that one malevolent rock with the kitsune that killed everyone it touched, i love that one!" ....Weeeeelll ya see-

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 6 років тому +120

    Well...that kind of sucks. I guess if a guy is lonely enough, dating a woman who will probably eat him must seem better than dying alone.

    • @kyletowers9662
      @kyletowers9662 6 років тому +13

      marriage, amirite

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 6 років тому

      It's been a while since I've seen you in the comment section. How've you been, clericofchaos1?

    • @jjtomecek1623
      @jjtomecek1623 6 років тому

      I can confirm this

    • @aaronlewis1803
      @aaronlewis1803 6 років тому

      Can confirm, is true.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 років тому

      @@Guciom
      So, human women?

  • @greatwyvern099
    @greatwyvern099 2 роки тому +10

    Lowkey i kinda wanna see this version of this story adapted to some romance comic where the jurogumo at first pretended to enjoy spending time with the woodcutter so she can kill and eat him when his guard is lowered but overtime the spider yokai genuinely falls in love the woodcutter but is now conflicted on going through with her plan of eating him and killing him or actually marrying him

  • @Eruditeobsidian
    @Eruditeobsidian 6 років тому +48

    THE CROSSOVER THAT STOLE MY WIG

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 6 років тому

      I know!!!!

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 6 років тому +1

      Me: Eh, just some random video about a Japanese spider waifu
      *Extra Credits appears*
      Me: WTF, Zoey and Matt? What are you doing here!?!

  • @georgiprenatt8270
    @georgiprenatt8270 3 роки тому +20

    A fairy tale with a mysterious open ending: I love it!

  • @silverheart1184
    @silverheart1184 6 років тому +172

    I heard inuyasha music in the back ground at one point

    • @AuroraLalune
      @AuroraLalune 6 років тому +1

      Silver Heart Me too

    • @AuroraLalune
      @AuroraLalune 6 років тому +2

      Inuyasha's theme I believe.

    • @silverheart1184
      @silverheart1184 6 років тому +4

      @@AuroraLalune I grew up with inuyasha and it's my favorite anime so if It's somewhere in a video I can quickly pick up on it

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 6 років тому +5

      Yep, I heard it too while talking about Yokai

    • @Cobalt360Degrees
      @Cobalt360Degrees 6 років тому +6

      Right??
      Even years later, I still know it well enough to recognize it *immediately.*

  • @draganmilovic6410
    @draganmilovic6410 6 років тому +313

    Still a better love story then Twilight.

  • @lucasfryman4800
    @lucasfryman4800 5 років тому +85

    There you are listening to a video about Japanese folklore when suddenly, you're watching a plug for Extra Credits. You didn't want this, you didn't ask for this, yet here you are.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 4 роки тому +9

      and bam your a spider

    • @lucasfryman4800
      @lucasfryman4800 4 роки тому +12

      Marley you didn’t want this, you didn’t ask for this, yet here you are with eight legs and an exoskeleton.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 4 роки тому +3

      @@lucasfryman4800 nyooooooooo!!

    • @emperorskulls
      @emperorskulls 4 роки тому +6

      I just wanted to watch a folktale about a spider woman. Not listen to the voice of an overly opinionated, know-it-all asshole.

    • @e4ehco21
      @e4ehco21 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah that video will forever tarnish their reputation

  • @arcticlegends368
    @arcticlegends368 2 роки тому +19

    Soooo. . . That demon rock broke. . .

  • @katherinebotuyan5918
    @katherinebotuyan5918 6 років тому +55

    Whoa another video in 3 days? Heck yes!

  • @isadoracostahamsi163
    @isadoracostahamsi163 6 років тому +65

    that Inu Yasha sound track!

    • @Oscar_Lasco
      @Oscar_Lasco 6 років тому

      When does the music start in the video? I didn't see that anime (yet).

    • @rdsasuke1
      @rdsasuke1 6 років тому +2

      Witch is cool because one of the most memorable moments happened during the Jurogumo episode.

    • @gabrielajo2972
      @gabrielajo2972 6 років тому

      Perfection!

  • @jish55
    @jish55 6 років тому +75

    I hope for Christmas, you'll talk about Odin being Santa

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 років тому

      Or being jesus before Jesus, damn bastard and his cross.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 6 років тому +3

      She talked about that before kinda in her Christmas vid. Several allusions to Odin were brought up.

    • @sidewinder1209
      @sidewinder1209 6 років тому

      I thought that was Saint Nicholas.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 6 років тому +2

      @@sidewinder1209 no he's the patron saint of prostitutes.

    • @sidewinder1209
      @sidewinder1209 6 років тому +2

      @@Luinta ah, a lady of culture. (If you're referencing what I think you're referencing).