I think my favorite thing is that young Krishna actually acts his age. In most western mythologies, if a baby is even semi-divine, they basically are never children, just miniature adults (eg Hermes stealing cattle within hours if his birth). Krishna? Nah, he does normal kid stuff like put dirt in his mouth or try to buy mangoes like a grown up with just whatever he got his hands on and then BAM something miraculous just sorta happens.
"Krishna's waay into butter. It's like a thing." Ohoho, we have entire SONGS just about him liking butter so much he starts stealing it from the mothers.
Fun fact: Balarama was originally named Rama at birth, but "Bala" was added to it after everyone saw how strong he was (Bala is the Sanskrit word for strong)
I realize this isn't important and is biased by me growing up in a very much not Indian culture But I like that adding the Sanskrit word for strong onto Rama has the name go from really intimidating sounding to kinda goofy and I love it
@@TeackayNope. Bala actually means strength. And Rama, based upon the hindu god Rama, could mean greatness. When you add strength before that, it means someone who is great in strength. So it's not really "stronger" it's just that his named changed from just calling him great to adding the word strength to it.
"Krishna what do you have in your mouth?" "Yes." "Ok how can you have 'yes' in your mouth?" *opens his mouth and looks in* *Walks away visibly scarred*
So krishna is supposed to be everything in the universe and the universe is everything he is. Like Buddha from Journey to the west. So technically he opens his mouth and inside is another of him. He has himself within himself......... I dont know what to say
@@preetikushwa7032 huh... to me that immediately brings to mind a kind of gorgeous orange colour. Sunsets are always pretty. I meant no disrespect by the way, so sorry if it came across like that.
Okay, but can we talk about how genuinely sweet and adorable the story of the mango trade is? Setting aside her grains turning to gold and jewels, it's so sweet that she gave him mangoes after seeing such a tiny tot trying to trade for it.
Well Krishan says in BG that a deed which was done by expecting nothing in return is always fruitful so if you give lolipop for million it's worthless unless you server selflessly and expect nothing in return
The part where it was mentioned that Mushtika taunted Balarama into participating had me rolling on the floor with the “it works immediately because Balarama has no chill” and the sound effect.
Fun fact: Those sixteen thousand princesses where kidnapped by a demon. on the request of the victim's family members Krishina slayed the demon but now a new problem emerged the princesses have no where to go and nobody will marry them and society will call them unchaste because they have slept with an demon (which never happened) also there families won't accept them for this because they are unchaste. (Princesses where assuming this) So krishna listens to there problem and declares all the princesses has his wives and now they have a home to live in. And yeah krishna was a emperor when this happened.
It is a stark contrast to Vishnu's previous foray into mortal life as Ram where he exiles Sita after rescuing her from a Demon King for the same suspiscion shown by his subjects (eventhough he believed Sita)
@@parthasarathipanda4571 And her chastity was proved by a freaking god when she was carried out of a fire into order to prove that very thing. He was a complete idiot in that part of the book.
I love the fruit seller lady, she sees a little toddler who wants to buy fruit but he keeps dropping the grain. So she just gives him the fruit anyway and is rewarded for her generosity by being given a basket of gold because the baby was actually an avatar of an omnipotent god!
I love balarama, he's actually REALLY strong and unlike Krishna he doesn't have that much patience so sometimes its just funny to see balarama knock out people
He is also overprotective of Shri Krishna, and cannot tolerate anyone who insults Shri Krishna and yes he is super strong, he changed yamuna ( river) course with his plough.
Bro are you gonna seriously compare??? Duh?? Then listen you would have seen Vishnu in big many head snake which is balarama and he is helper of Vishnu you can't compare them....
3 epic things u missed 1. lifting a whole mountain with his pinky finger 2. dancing on a snake monster 3. when a god kidnapped his friends he created varients of them who lived there for years as them
The mango story has to be the most adorable story i've ever heard involving a deity. Just imagining a little baby running up all excited about a mango but their little bitty hands can't carry much grain. How can you say no to something that precious!! 🥺
In one of the adaptions I saw as a kid, the fruit seller was an old beggar woman who was fretting because she hadn’t sold any of her fruit all day and thus consigned herself to go hungry. (Why she didn’t just eat her mangoes I dunno, but whatever.) Just then baby Krishna appeared and not understanding how capitalism works asks if he can have some fruit in exchange for a hug. The old woman is amused by his naivety and comments on how sweet and innocent he is. When he hugs her, she feels inner peace (since you know, he is the supreme god.) But he doesn’t want her to go without paying for her basket of fruit. So he goes and grabs some rice/grain which he “accidentally drops” leaving only three grains. The seller gratefully gives him all the mangoes in exchange for the grain and goes home extremely happy. She finds that her basket is full of jewels and gold. It’s basically a parable to illustrate that showing humility and being grateful are preferable and aspirational traits. At least in that version and yeah it is quite cute.
There's tons of stories about gods and mangoes hahaha. Hanuman as a kid LOVED mangoes A LOT. His mom didn't give it to him one day I think? The kid saw the sun and thought it was a huge mango hung up in the sky...so he ate the entire Sun lmao. Got cursed and then back to normal again.
The sheer magnitude of Kansa's ego is laughable. - He locked them in the same cell because he wanted to kill the babies himself. - He sent his demon allies one after another despite learning multiple times that it was a terrible idea. - By inviting Krishna and Balaram to his place, he invited his death. - And when he saw how powerful Krishna was with his own eyes, he decided to challenge him anyway. As if inviting his own death wasn't enough, he proceeded to go and hug it. He could have genuinely tried to be a loving uncle and that would have been a better plan lmao.
The visual of baby Krishna running after the fruit seller saying “Miss! Mango?” is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. When I’m sad I rewatch this video just to see it and be reminded that sometimes, people are kind to toddlers in distress (who then bless them with a basket full of jewels).
i remember reading the wikipedia article about krishna and in it it says that durga told kamsa “your death has arrived in your kingdom”. idk if that’s literally what she said but god that line is so raw
Taking her with contempt by the legs and whirling her Kamsa dashed her against a stone. Although thrown on a rock in derision, that girl, who is daily worshipped by the gods, was not crushed. On the other hand, casting off her human from and being adorned with celestial garlands, pastes, and a shining crown she, with dishevelled hairs and remonstrating with Kamsa, rose up in the sky. Drinking most excellent wine and laughing aloud she, in anger, said to Kamsa. 43-44. "O Kamsa, for your own destruction you have whirled and dashed me against a rock. Therefore at the time of your death when your enemy will attack you I will tear off your body with my hands and drink your hot blood". 45. Giving vent to these dreadful words, the goddess, by her own wished-for way, rose up in the sky; and encircled by her own followers and in that form she began to range in the celestial region.
Yeah, she was yogmaya, goddess who reincarnated as yashoda's child (Krishna's adopted mother) in the same night Krishna was born. They were swapped as babies and vasudev took her with him thinking kansa would spare a girl child as she wouldn't be part of the prophecy. But kansa didn't spared and and tried to kill her. She shows her divine form and said this line.
Toddler Krishna running after the mango lady and then fussing because he only has a little bit of grain is easily the most adorable thing I've seen all week, and I watch a LOT of kitten videos, so that's a high bar to get over.
"Krishna? Krishna?" "yes, mama?" "eating mud? "no, mama" "open your mouth" *Krishna open his mouth and let the mortal woman see the entire universe at once* "...ok then"
6:40 " Krishna has that kind of supremely indestructible chill from being a living incarnation of the universe and only fights when someone insults his family" 6:54 " Balarama gets to fighting because he literally has no chill" I only have two moods and it goes from Krishna's chill to Balarama not having any.
@@kannan07 Honestly Anos seriously gave me Krishna vibes throughout the story, overpowered but super kind and caring of those who follow him, eats everything his mom makes him, and parents who are somehow completely oblivious to his divine nature. Here's hoping for an eventual season 2!
I love how Balram isn’t the jealous older brother he’s just like: yup I hold my popular younger bro’s leash because he eats everything and he’s kind of the entire universe lol anyways anybody wanna fight me?
He went on to create some problems during Mahabharat out of his dilemmas about what's right and what isn't. Krishna went on to enlighten him too. Krishna used it to just check Arjuna's devotion towards himself and dharma.
Why he feel jealousy when he is devotee of Krishna . don't you see Krishna in sleeping mudra and basuki( balaram) in whose body he sleeping. A devotee don't feel jealous of their bhagawan he only love him.we all have to learn from them this quality.
@@SubhadaSubhadarshini-dr1lfsmall correction,vasuki isn't the snake Vishnu sleeps on Vishnu's snake is shesha or Ananda shesha(infinite shesha or smt like that) He was the first nagaraj and vasuki's big bro Vasuki is the snake on shiva's neck
This is like 5 months late but here we go, as both brothers grow older. Balarama becomes the mentor of the antagonists of the mahabharata(the massive poem) while Krishna becomes the mentor of the protagonists. But even though they are mentors of the two different opposition's they still respect each other and have a good relationship until Krishna dies.
@@damarvelprofessor3421 he doesn’t become mentor of Kauravas. He was the Guru of both Bheema and Duryodhana. He was angry because Bheema broke the rules
@@user-lehsun-le-garib Yeah even I remember that!!! I'm actually surprised how they managed to make a show of that quality complete with background music and really good quality animation and voice actors back then and here shows like motu patlu and chota bheem are still going and are terrible
4:38 Krishna: Grain, but I wanted mangoes His Brain: But grain can get you lots of mangoes Krishna: Explain how Brain: Grain can be exchanged for goods and services
Frankly, Red doesn't get nearly enough credit for just how ACCURATE her frames and art tends to be. There's doing your research, and then there's this. Agreed, serious props.
I mean, by all technicalities, Vishnu (and Krishna by extent) is everyone and everything as well so.... But yeah, this would make quite a _interesting_ TV show.
Well, if we are looking for normal teenager reaction from a reincarnation of God, then there are stories about him constantly stealing butter, and playing pranks on basically everyone in his village.
Rumble Lane dude. What can the king do against goddess Durga?!?!? Literally nothing but stutter and not move for fear of being obliterated right then and there. Duh.
As a Hindu who hasn't actually revisited these stories in a while, this was a nice refresher. And the drawings only make it better :D During the video, I would constantly just say "Oh, I remember this story!"
Aphrodite: AAAAAAAA, you aren't into relationships! SMITE! AAAAAAAA, you're prettier than me! SMITE! Krishna: Be nice, don't insult my dad, surrender your butter.
There’s a king named Bimbisara in Buddhism lore that was prophesied to be killed by his own son. The queen decided to leave the baby in the woods to die, but the king brought him back and raised him with love and care. He did grow up to be a pleasant and obedient prince. Though, horrendously, an immoral monk incited him to have the king imprisoned then torturing him to death.
Gray Bubblegummer it would have been a great subversion off expectations if the son still ended up killing the dad but it was like a mercy killing or something or his dad told him too. Like if the dad was sick or grievously injured and son killed him to end his suffering or they were in a situation where the son Could save himself if he killed his dad and of course he doesn’t want to but the dad makes him cause he wants his kid to live
@@avacado9689 Although he did come out of Yashoda's wound. I guess that was the first incident of a surrogate child. Just joking, don't mean to disrespect our history.
Krishna actually had 10 children with each of his wife. Unfortunately, his grandchildren and descendants were ultimately wiped out by a curse. So yeah...
Bankimchandra Chattopadyaya, the author of “Anand math” who carried out research on Mahabharata continuously for about 36 years and also composed thereafter the biography of Shrikrishna, states that according to Mahabharata Shrikrishna had only one wife namely Rukhmini - neither two nor four and of course not at all 16000. According to Mahabharata immediately after getting married both Rukhmini and Shrikrishna went to Badrikashrama and led a pious life there for 12 years. They used to sleep on ground, ate only roots, tubers and fruits and observed strict celibacy. Thereafter Rukhmini gave birth to the first child named Pradhumna. (Reference: Mahabharata, Book 10 (Sauptika Parva), Chapter 12, Verses 29 & 30 - Editor)
@@indrason6974 okay here is a problem when the person researching any religious text is part of that religion/believes in that religion then there results will most definitely be biased Also these stories have been written and re written a million times There is literally no cannon in existence
@@sadge_png but you can compile all the versions together to create a critical edition of the story then look threw archeological findings like stone tablets from Nanda dynasty and shishunaga dynasty along with other sacred text to get a good idea of how the story was in ancient times before it became Mahabharata we know today that Mahabharata used to be a really short story named Jaya most likely written by Pandava dynasty to exist as glorious record of there victory and it got written and re written by many diffrent people until it became Mahabharata so we can get a good idea of his character
Well by now probably closer to demidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemigods, but, you know, same thing.
imagine krishna waking up in the dead of night unable to sleep so he slips out of bed to get a midnight snack and while he's slathering a piece of toast with butter the kitchen light snaps on and one of his wives is sleepily giving him the "we just went to the doctor about your cholestoral" look as he momentarily freezes mid-chew before resuming while shooting her a silent "bitch i am literally the preserver of the univerese" because he's not about to talk with his mouth full
@@alx_spencer5394 …who was almost certainly an incarnation of the goddess Lakshmi, Vishnu's wife. Which apparently happens with a number of Vishnu's incarnations.
for the last part what hapened was that 16000 girls were kidnapped by some demon whom krishna later on saved but society refused to accept them due to their purity so krishna decided to marry them and give them back their honor and ofc the last part happened
In Hinduism it is believed that humans have the potential to even surpass the lesser deities, demons. And these wrestlers were stronger than most demons.
Hindu myths aren't children's stories. People still believe this and they have a right to believe what they believe. Don't shit on someone's religion like that. Heck, even greek myths aren't "children 's stories"
Kids believe on kids stories, doesn’t mean it suddenly become HISTORY. It maybe important but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s a Myth! As real as fiction can be.
The video was going sooooo well and respectful right until the end. Those 16000 princesses were abused and cursed and krishna married them to free them from the curse and let them live meaningful life. He only had one chief consort, Rukmini
Lol. Krishna is known to be the God of Mischief. The video couldn't even cover half of his mischievous accounts. I mean he was a prankster who used to steal butter from peoples' houses with his friends, flirted with girls (mostly older to him), annoyed most people of authority (which also includes the King of Heaven, Indra), and in general fooled around like playboy, a wild animal who cant be tamed.
The 16000 princesses is just very grossly misinterpreted. Let me explain it. There was this demon Narakasura, who routinely attacked places and kidnapped their women. When Krishna slayed him, the women had nowhere to go, since they said nobody would accept them back at home. So he allowed them to stay in his palace, basically being the only person who accepted them.
@NecroMelodia The gods would find another child to kill him. So, he thought if he could he kill Krishna as a baby even the gods would not mess with him.
His evil brother promised he will be only kill the 7th son and leave the rest of the kids alone but later on changed his mind and murder his nephews in front of his sister bu smashing them on the wall. Big brother of the year
chief, far be it from me to discourage Red from adapting such a formative part of my childhood, but SWEET GOOD GODDAMN SO MUCH WORK. like, she's probably going to heavily cut Journey to the West, and that'll probably still take a while longer - summarizing even just the really important bits of the Mahabharat and putting it in something approximating context would take something on the order of the entirety of OSP's output for, like, six months to a year. Don't get me wrong - I'd love to see it! My parents rented VHS tapes with subbed episodes of the Doordarshan toku-ass Mahabharat adaptation from the Indian store for me and my sister when we were kids, and it's branded itself into my psyche hard enough that I still get shivers when I hear the narrator at the start of the series. But we really cannot, in good conscience, ask Red to do that. It's just too big.
@@vdate She'd need have as much arms and heads as Krishna does to be able to accomplish that. That she summarized the Mahabharata AT ALL is a monster accomplishment!
Bang? No! He had only 3 main wives, rest 16000 were the women abducted by a demon, that was killed by Krishna later and those 16000 women were rescued, they all asked him to give them the shelter as a man of prophecy, the incarnation. He gave them all an independent shelter, but never had any physical relationship with any of them. He has only one love interest, but were separated while they were child, Those women married him, either approached Krishna directly and one got to marry him bcz her Father requested Krishna after being nearly defeated by him..
0:35: “-and I honestly have no idea how I can summarize it meaningfully without making it a full-length movie” Red’s video summarizing the Mahabharata in one minute: Am I a joke to you?
@@yvonnethompson844 Even so, It surprisingly covers a lot of the major plot points that I can't fault it at all. Coming from a dude who grew up with Mahabharata in a million forms.
That's the fact the shear amount of story in Mahabharata is well beyond scope even one movie. Just giving only half of major plot points doesn't means summary but still that was a good video
wouldnt mind a video about some of the better parts or at least that + the intro of the whole story. isnt mahabaratha very episodic kinda similar to JTTW?
If anyone is confused why he liked butter , the butter talked about here is actually "white butter" which is the pure form of butter obtained as a byproduct from churning yogurt (dahi) into kind of buttermilk(chaas) , and it is tasteless , it tastes like nothing , just feels like something slippery but when mixed with "mishri" (kind of sugar) , it tastes great. He liked eating freshly churned white butter.
The Mango-Seller story has a different, sadder version - apparently the lady was very poor and widowed, and those mangoes were meant for her family. But her sheer generosity unwittingly towards a literal god-being ended up being rewarded with the riches of the greatest kings.
6:55 actually Balarama has Anger Management issue. He once got angry with the river Yamuna that he literally changed its course with his weapon of Plough. Also fun fact he is the Teacher of both Bheema and Duryodhana. He taught both of them Mace Fighting.
@@rishavpatel2164 Krishna is not just a Incarnation of Vishnu..Krishna/Vishnu/Narayan is God himself, and the proof is his COSMIC FORM (VISHWAROOP) that no other God showed...The Gita Gyan also was given by him where he himself said that He is everything ,The Begining, The Middle ,The End..This he is God himself...
@Kayla Stewart There are plenty of poisons that are only dangerous if consumed, but relatively safe to handle. That's the main difference between poisonous and venomous.
In previous life putna was wife of king bali who is more proud of his wealth so god came in Vamana Avatar like a dwarf child and put bali in hell to give lesson for feeling more proud of wealth at that time her wife wish that she would breast feed with poisonous milk within so lord accept her wish and give her a chance .
So the thing with Putana is that because of her beautiful disguise, the people of Gokul thought she was a goddess. Therefore, when she asked to breastfeed Krishna, they thought she was giving him some sort of divine blessing. (Kind of like how Hera accidentally gave Heracles his strength )
Okay there's always this mistranslation. He didnt bang 16000 princess. He saved 16000 prices from a king who kidnapped and kept them. When Krishna rescued them, they decided to call Krishna their lord. In hindi "swami" can be called to both husband and the lord. So there's go that misconception.
“Sit down Aphrodite, there’s a new love god in town and he’s got you beat on sheer numbers.” Oh no. Red what have you done- you know what happens when Aphrodite is some how out done by someone/thing!
OMEGABET - help, their nookie leveled a continent and created 100,000,000 pretty boys who make anime bishounen look like Baba Yaga. Also all the other gods died of simultaneous nosebleeds.
@@aadyaa_saran Krsna was an avatar of Vishnu who basically embarrassed Indra who is basically Zuse thunder God king of gods deal humiliating him so stop pretending that you know anything.
LMAO HDJSHFJ the actual story of his numerous wives is because of him killing the demon Narakasura. Since Narakasura had kidnapped a shit ton of women, when he was killed, they were left sour in the eyes of society. So in order to protect their honor, Krishna took them all as his wives.
Basically there is a demon who captures these ladies and lord Krishna saves and the ladies are treated as outcast as people/society question their purity/character ( messed up I know),so krishna makes them his wife. Now after this point of the story I have two different versions 1) he accepted them as his wives but didn't do anything(like you know) with them and basically gave them refuge and they had happy lives. 2) he made 16000+ clones of himself ,so the ladies have a meaningful life partner and they are happy. 3) these princesses were the reincarnation of the devotees that wanted meet Lord Vishnu ( remember lord Vishnu was essentially Lord krishna ) but unfortunately couldn't so the lord spent time with the princesses and it's was not lewd but rather spritual.
This is a beauty actually. Hindu religion, u just can imagine the lord the way you love, be it a friend, a parent, a partner, or even your fav. cartoon character, etc. This makes us feel that the god is actually next to us, holding our hands and smiling at us. If that's not purity of love and devotion, what is then?
I am a Black women who had Caribbean ancestry. My maternal side has Indian ancestry but I have never felt any real link to the culture. This little lesson has stimulated my curiosity about the Hindu pantheon.Thankls.
Thanks S. Joseph for showing interest into the Hindu Mythology (or History maybe), Try listening to an audio book related to Mahabharta. (If you still are curious) if you have the time yo listen to it. I apologize if I disturbed you.
Jesus is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He loves you. God loves you. Put your trust in Him and He will never forsake you. That's all I can say. 😊
7:24 ok but the Krishna laying down and talking to one of the ladies and the other Krishna who’s eyes are being covered are just pretty freakin adorable
@@bait5257 small brains are not encouraged here mate , have some love ❤ , He's supreme god afterall , he created them ( as per Hinduism ) , I don't wanna offend u in any way ofcourse
@@theIgris02 of course I don't want to offend you in anyway saar, I have no ill intent saar . We have very big brain saar, thousands of years old religion saar.
Actually Krishna danced oh head of a 10 headed snake klia The great snake Shesh Naga obeys him (Vishnu stuff) So snake is not a big deal for Krishna Die Hercules (but you are dead so.........)
I enjoy the norse Pantheon. Aside from the fact my mom's lineage is Norse they're just human enough to be relatable while not being overly assholish. Odin:I shall wander throughout the realm of Midgard to pass on my wisdom to mankind so that they may grow and advance. Zeus:Can a god get AIDS?
@@CollinMcLean Some Indian gods are also like Norse gods like Indra , king of the heavens and the god of lighting and thunder. Zeus is his equivalent in Norse mythology . He does mischievous things too , once he tricked a sage's wife to have sex with him by taking the form of the sage , he got cursed for that though lol.
@@CollinMcLean And kinda gross ^^' I mean, Odin bring poetry into the God's realm by drinking the hydromel of poetry in someone's house, transform himself into a raven and go back to Asgard where he vomit the hydromel of poetry so everyone can drink it and became a poet..... And of course, the humans poets are those who received drops of that vomited hydromel when he regurgitate it. But the bad human poets are the one who drink the drops of his urine while he was a raven and needed to... get lighter XD
When he's an adult, he's a real schemer. Krishna doesn't participate in the actual fighting of the Mahabharatha (one of the agreements settled before the war because if he took to the battlefield he'd kill everyone), but he does manipulate almost all of the key events of the war and basically exploits the heroes (and their flaws) to ensure the death of the Kauravas (the bad guys)
*Everyone:* damn Krishna, how are you so chill all the time? *Krishna internally at all times on loop:* _I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAAAFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
That's one of my favorite stories, and the best part is he lifted it with the little finger. Like egoistical gods are so not worth even his whole hand.
Nandini Banka Haha! Mine too! In the TV serial, the villagers danced around him, singing his praises. And the actor playing Krishna was constantly smirking towards Indra. When Indra came down to seek forgiveness, Krishna at first denied it to him. Acting unusually stony and strict. A goddess intervened, asking him to be merciful and Krishna obliged, saying he could not reject a request from a loving mother. It was one of the few preachy moments that I liked as a kid. Though I didn’t understand what most of the dialogue meant anyway lol
It's a very long event... So the Video couldn't explain everything..... Kansh was not completely bad guy... He Was A Warmonger... Fine Ruler And Very Caring Brother... So Deities Had Created A Situation, Where His Decision Will Decide Wether He Is Bad Guy Or Good Guy .... After That Announcement Thing... Devki promised Kansh To Give Her Eight Child To Him And Let Him Kill It... But His Minister (Don't Remember That Guy Name) Advised Him That Deities Are Very Clever And They Can Pull A Trick Where Any Child Of Her May Get Replaced By That Certain Eighth One (You May Remember Seventh Child Case) Or If Not Let Born Then May Born By Someone And Somewhere Else..... By Killing An Avatar (Incarnation) He May Achieve A Great Feat And Can Change His Fate..... Fun Fact: The Soul Of Kansha Was Very Pious Spirit Trapped In Curse... To Break That Curse It Had To Die Three Times In Mortal World As Evil Ruler And It Was His Third Time In Incidents And Events Like These In Hinduism, None Of Them Happens Out Of No where A Number Of Individual Incidents Unexpectedly Lead To Other Incidents.... *Mahabharata* Is The Best Incident Showing This Thing
Amazing video! but a slight problem, Krishna didnt have 16,008 wives, he had only one actual "Wife" named Rukmini, the other 16,007 were sex slaves he rescued from an evil king's kingdom after killing him and to restore their honor, gave them the title of queen after having vowed to never touch them. Jai Shree Krishna! (Glory to lord Krishna!)
You are confused. There were Ashta bharya 1. Rukmini 2. Satyabhama 3. Mitravinda 4. Nagnajiti 5. Jamvanti 6. Lakshmana 7. Bhadra 8. Shaivya After that he freed the 16000 girls from captivity of Naraka. Those 16000 were apsaras who took birth on earth on order of Lord Indra.
@@srijanupadhyay3683 it also mentions they asked him to give them children and he used his power to embed kids into their wombs he never actually touched them,
Even though its sarcasm but those 160000 girls were rape victims of a demon and at that time rape victims were made outcast by society so as an acceptance Krishna made them his kingdom's queen so they too can have a meaningful life. His main consorts were 8 , 7 of them were boons given by vishnu to thier parents. Only 1 was her true wife i.e. Rukmani who was incarnation of consort of Vishnu aka Goddess of wealth Lakshmi
@just a random guy Son Goku after accidentally inspiring a divine Multiversal tournament full of potential-universe-busters, that resulted in multiple universes being erased from existence by God, but then it ended up turning out that that was still a better outcome than what God was originally planning to do and was in fact a secret test of character to see if the winners would use their ultimate wish to bring all those universes back: "Wanna bet? And I'm not even omnipresent, thereby essentially making everything that happens just me playing make believe."
@just a random guy that's the thing, he could have easily stoped it if he wanted, but in his words if peace comes without a great sacrifice then people won't understand how their bad deeds brings their own demise, They won't understand the meaning of peace if it was just given to them. That's why he didn't stoped the war to give kauravas what they deserve and to give people a message.
Actually, 16000 wives are not to bang . They were previously kidnapped by narakasura(a demon) . After narakasura was killed, the 16000 women wanted to commit mass suicide. They told Krishna that their families and the world would not accept them(as they were prisoners of demon king) and that it was better to die. Krishna gave them his surname, and allowed them to call themselves his wives. All 16000 women are treated like queens.
Actually those 16000 princesses were once kidnapped and raped by a demon named Narkasura. When Krishna defeated Narkasura and freed those princesses, they had nowhere to go. Their family wasn't ready to accept them and they would forever be outcasts from the society. So, to allow them to live a respectful life and have a respected status in the society, Krishna took them as his wives.
He did have gopis who are technically married to him but not in the sense you're talking of its like how Christian nuns say they're married to christ similarly this is called sharangati
@@jaigagandeep.s5100it's a play on "yo mama" basically "your mom" It's joe mama so that You can just say something about joe And the other person can ask "who's joe" And you reply with "joe mama"
The story of the 16000 women at the end is actually so heartwarming. They were enslaved sex workers for the demon Narakasura and once Krishna found out, he went and killed him The women, seen as impure, couldn't return to normal society get married, and live a fulfilled life. So, to alleviate their depression and misfortune, he multiplied 16000 times to marry each of them and they went from hopeless slaves to consorts of God. His love for them was boundless and He ensured a fulfilling and positive relationship with all of them. Pretty good dude if you ask me.
Not exactly consorts tho. There are two sets of believes as to what happened with them: 1. They never had children. 2. They had children but Krishna used his power to put a baby in their womb instead of actually "banging" them. He never "banged" any of the 16100 devis. He only ever had actual children with his 8 wives.
I think my favorite thing is that young Krishna actually acts his age. In most western mythologies, if a baby is even semi-divine, they basically are never children, just miniature adults (eg Hermes stealing cattle within hours if his birth).
Krishna? Nah, he does normal kid stuff like put dirt in his mouth or try to buy mangoes like a grown up with just whatever he got his hands on and then BAM something miraculous just sorta happens.
Things happen to him
It's always great when they make the child a child.
@Hey it's KHALIYAH !!!!!! The child is God, after all
*ahem* YES!!!
like Krishna actually knows not to blow up his cover that he is actually one of the trinity.
You are a wizard Harry
You are a god Krishna
"Krishna's waay into butter. It's like a thing." Ohoho, we have entire SONGS just about him liking butter so much he starts stealing it from the mothers.
SprinklesYT god of butter
One of his titles literally means butter thief
Chor chor makhan chor
TFW you go to butter you toast but find Krishna instead
Could Paula Deen be a distant relative of his?
*insults Krishna's dad*
Krishna: So you have chosen death.
HAVE
@@kingbaaka3D Perish
I need merch with that scene on it right now 😂
@@sebastiandevosi7043 I wish i could
omae wa mou shindeiru...
Fun fact: Balarama was originally named Rama at birth, but "Bala" was added to it after everyone saw how strong he was (Bala is the Sanskrit word for strong)
*Rama*
*The stronger Rama*
I realize this isn't important and is biased by me growing up in a very much not Indian culture
But I like that adding the Sanskrit word for strong onto Rama has the name go from really intimidating sounding to kinda goofy and I love it
"Honey, did you change our son's name?"
"He is STRONG JIMMY now!"
@@TeackayNope. Bala actually means strength. And Rama, based upon the hindu god Rama, could mean greatness. When you add strength before that, it means someone who is great in strength. So it's not really "stronger" it's just that his named changed from just calling him great to adding the word strength to it.
@@Lalalalalalalall4093 Actually Rama named being used before Lord Rama, For example, Bhagwan parsuRAMA.
"Krishna what do you have in your mouth?"
"Yes."
"Ok how can you have 'yes' in your mouth?" *opens his mouth and looks in*
*Walks away visibly scarred*
As it turns out, it was not 'yes' in his mouth, but 'what'. I.e. everything that one could possibly answer the question "what" with.
@@MushVPeets technically yes is correct too. He has everything in his mouth.
Krishna is IT
So krishna is supposed to be everything in the universe and the universe is everything he is. Like Buddha from Journey to the west. So technically he opens his mouth and inside is another of him. He has himself within himself......... I dont know what to say
@@ninnusridhar, buddha is also a avatar of Lord vishnu.
“Miss! Mango?”
Damn he’s so cute
I know right? Who *wouldn't* give the adorable little smurf-lookin' kid an armful of mangoes after that?
@@Archris17 actually his skin colour is " like a rainy cloud in the evening sun".
@@preetikushwa7032 huh... to me that immediately brings to mind a kind of gorgeous orange colour. Sunsets are always pretty. I meant no disrespect by the way, so sorry if it came across like that.
@@Archris17 No no I just added some extra info to your comment by replying , I'm not offended . Thank you.
@@Archris17 His voice is deep like lightning & thunder cloud, The glow on his face radiant like a 1000 suns.
'Krishna discovers capitalism'
Now imagine that title on a kids' book.
I’d read that book, JUST for the sake of the title😂
Lol
There’s this one book called “Help mom, there are liberals under my bed.”
@@codygeyrozaga2277not the libtards!
Believe it or not, it probably exists. And no, I’m not kidding
Okay, but can we talk about how genuinely sweet and adorable the story of the mango trade is? Setting aside her grains turning to gold and jewels, it's so sweet that she gave him mangoes after seeing such a tiny tot trying to trade for it.
I mean, they're _mangoes._ Who's gonna pass up any chance to score a mango, no matter how slim?
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@@97Multiphantom OGAD not Dutch from Red Dead Redemption II, that guy gives mango lovers a bad name!
There are many stories like that
Should've mentioned that one time he lifted a whole ass mountain with his pinky finger
I see you are one with culture as well
And the time he boogied all over a snake
I saw this in cartoon about little Krishna. Don't ask me how I found it, I don't remember
@@frop_8750 I see you're a man of culture as well. I'm well aware of that cartoon
And it was all because he decided to tell Indra to go F-k himself and he owned it
Butter: Exists
Krishna: I'll buy your entire stock.
*steal 😂😂
@@mohammednajl5950 that's proper priorities. I wouldn't blame Krishna
Lmao thats pretty much his childhood
Butter sellers: _s t o n k s_
He'd just steal all of it to save money
Imagine giving a lolipop to a toddler, and then finding out that your credit card now has one million dollars in it
THAT'S IT FOLKS! i AM NOW HANDING OUT LOLIPOPS TO TODDLERS [and asking for some grain or sh!t in return] AND GETTING THOSE BUCKS
@@saayliparkar1254 You're gonna need a Van for all those lollipops - wait a minute...
@@sunan2335 Hol up!
Not a bad deal
Well Krishan says in BG that a deed which was done by expecting nothing in return is always fruitful so if you give lolipop for million it's worthless unless you server selflessly and expect nothing in return
The part where it was mentioned that Mushtika taunted Balarama into participating had me rolling on the floor with the “it works immediately because Balarama has no chill” and the sound effect.
6:55 IKR 🤣
Krishna is a happy go lucky, optimistic shounen protagonist and Balarama is his tsundere best friend.
this sounds like a duo in a very popular anime hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Krishna is a happy go lucky, optimistic shonen protagonist in his childhood. Adult Krishna is Machiavellian AF I fucking love him
Yeah, it was the first harem anime ever created where the guy had the balls to confront girls directly
@@shikumas not a anime, almost in every rom com anime
Are you forgetting that their brothers? But your right still
Fun fact: Those sixteen thousand princesses where kidnapped by a demon. on the request of the victim's family members
Krishina slayed the demon but now a new problem emerged the princesses have no where to go and nobody will marry them and society will call them unchaste because they have slept with an demon (which never happened) also there families won't accept them for this because they are unchaste. (Princesses where assuming this)
So krishna listens to there problem and declares all the princesses has his wives and now they have a home to live in.
And yeah krishna was a emperor when this happened.
Happy ending
@@Was.a.cat.maybe. lime 16000 of them happy endings
What a chad
It is a stark contrast to Vishnu's previous foray into mortal life as Ram where he exiles Sita after rescuing her from a Demon King for the same suspiscion shown by his subjects (eventhough he believed Sita)
@@parthasarathipanda4571 And her chastity was proved by a freaking god when she was carried out of a fire into order to prove that very thing. He was a complete idiot in that part of the book.
Red: Forget about him, 'cause it's Krishna time baby!
Balram: Story of my life...
As an elder brother.... I know that feeling.
Big oof-
Yep always felt bad for balrama and eklavya both are great.
😂😂
@Nilesham nope red is not used , just call us indians !
I love the fruit seller lady, she sees a little toddler who wants to buy fruit but he keeps dropping the grain. So she just gives him the fruit anyway and is rewarded for her generosity by being given a basket of gold because the baby was actually an avatar of an omnipotent god!
Social parables not grounded in reality. Not credible.
Yes very cute indeed 😘
There are many such incidents where he is teaching never expect anything back and help. Ex. His friend Sudama
I love balarama, he's actually REALLY strong and unlike Krishna he doesn't have that much patience so sometimes its just funny to see balarama knock out people
He is also overprotective of Shri Krishna, and cannot tolerate anyone who insults Shri Krishna and yes he is super strong, he changed yamuna ( river) course with his plough.
Bro are you gonna seriously compare??? Duh?? Then listen you would have seen Vishnu in big many head snake which is balarama and he is helper of Vishnu you can't compare them....
@@rishavpatel2164 he is talking about balrama not bramha
@@frankfernandes718 edited
Typical shonen protagonist's best friend
3 epic things u missed
1. lifting a whole mountain with his pinky finger
2. dancing on a snake monster
3. when a god kidnapped his friends he created varients of them who lived there for years as them
He was not snake monster tho
Ik but the the name they wouldn't get so idk how to describe it
@@rahulkhatwani548 Kaliya
Yo what's the third one
The stories wouldn't fit in a short video haha, there's still the events of Mahabharata to cover too...
The mango story has to be the most adorable story i've ever heard involving a deity. Just imagining a little baby running up all excited about a mango but their little bitty hands can't carry much grain. How can you say no to something that precious!! 🥺
In one of the adaptions I saw as a kid, the fruit seller was an old beggar woman who was fretting because she hadn’t sold any of her fruit all day and thus consigned herself to go hungry.
(Why she didn’t just eat her mangoes I dunno, but whatever.)
Just then baby Krishna appeared and not understanding how capitalism works asks if he can have some fruit in exchange for a hug.
The old woman is amused by his naivety and comments on how sweet and innocent he is. When he hugs her, she feels inner peace (since you know, he is the supreme god.)
But he doesn’t want her to go without paying for her basket of fruit. So he goes and grabs some rice/grain which he “accidentally drops” leaving only three grains. The seller gratefully gives him all the mangoes in exchange for the grain and goes home extremely happy. She finds that her basket is full of jewels and gold.
It’s basically a parable to illustrate that showing humility and being grateful are preferable and aspirational traits.
At least in that version and yeah it is quite cute.
There's tons of stories about gods and mangoes hahaha.
Hanuman as a kid LOVED mangoes A LOT. His mom didn't give it to him one day I think? The kid saw the sun and thought it was a huge mango hung up in the sky...so he ate the entire Sun lmao. Got cursed and then back to normal again.
Kids will be cute, tell me I'm wrong.
Yes
Yes, mangoes are incredibly precious
The sheer magnitude of Kansa's ego is laughable.
- He locked them in the same cell because he wanted to kill the babies himself.
- He sent his demon allies one after another despite learning multiple times that it was a terrible idea.
- By inviting Krishna and Balaram to his place, he invited his death.
- And when he saw how powerful Krishna was with his own eyes, he decided to challenge him anyway. As if inviting his own death wasn't enough, he proceeded to go and hug it.
He could have genuinely tried to be a loving uncle and that would have been a better plan lmao.
Well, if he was smart, maybe he wouldn’t have been so terrible that the gods were compelled to get rid of him.
@@Fluffkitscripts It's possbile to be smart and evil at the same time though. -Just look at today's politicians.-
@@GMPranav I just can’t help but feel that in this case lack of self-preservation instinct and pissing off gods might not be fully unrelated
If he had the thought to be nice, Mahabharat would have been so wrong.
he was evil so, NO
The visual of baby Krishna running after the fruit seller saying “Miss! Mango?” is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. When I’m sad I rewatch this video just to see it and be reminded that sometimes, people are kind to toddlers in distress (who then bless them with a basket full of jewels).
Watch "little krishna" cartoon (good graphics ) you'll love it
Yea
This is so sweet
@@pakki6555Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna
There’s an extremely heart meltingly sweet animation of this story, it’s in the Little Krishna cartoon - you should see it!
Butter: *Exists*
Krishna: That’s mine now.
Junko :D 🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈🧈
That's more or less how it goes
That's actually true 😅❤️
*our* butter
@@MysticalStd soviet theme intensifies
"She's not being a weirdo, she actually POISONED HER BOOBS." I never knew I needed such a glorious sentence/tale in my life, but here we are.
How dastardly
You would think this is a brand new sentence but this story is thousands of years old.
@Frost E Bear it really is
This is not the only time this happens.
@@MrGksarathy Wait, WHAT?
i remember reading the wikipedia article about krishna and in it it says that durga told kamsa “your death has arrived in your kingdom”. idk if that’s literally what she said but god that line is so raw
Yes as an Indian and Hindu , thats literally what mother durga had said but in sanskrit
Taking her with contempt by the legs and whirling her Kamsa dashed her against a stone. Although thrown on a rock in derision, that girl, who is daily worshipped by the gods, was not crushed. On the other hand, casting off her human from and being adorned with celestial garlands, pastes, and a shining crown she, with dishevelled hairs and remonstrating with Kamsa, rose up in the sky.
Drinking most excellent wine and laughing aloud she, in anger, said to Kamsa.
43-44. "O Kamsa, for your own destruction you have whirled and dashed me against a rock. Therefore at the time of your death when your enemy will attack you I will tear off your body with my hands and drink your hot blood".
45. Giving vent to these dreadful words, the goddess, by her own wished-for way, rose up in the sky; and encircled by her own followers and in that form she began to range in the celestial region.
Yeah, she was yogmaya, goddess who reincarnated as yashoda's child (Krishna's adopted mother) in the same night Krishna was born. They were swapped as babies and vasudev took her with him thinking kansa would spare a girl child as she wouldn't be part of the prophecy. But kansa didn't spared and and tried to kill her. She shows her divine form and said this line.
And here I am,who didn't even know that it was Durga
Idk who the f i thought she was
But like.....
Toddler Krishna running after the mango lady and then fussing because he only has a little bit of grain is easily the most adorable thing I've seen all week, and I watch a LOT of kitten videos, so that's a high bar to get over.
I agree - I'm usually not a big fan of toddlers but that drawing of toddler Krishna wanting to trade grain for some mangos is too cute not to love :)
@@Lionstar16 I'm with you there. Toddlers weird me out, but this one's obviously different--oh shit he IS Krishna :)
"Krishna? Krishna?"
"yes, mama?"
"eating mud?
"no, mama"
"open your mouth"
*Krishna open his mouth and let the mortal woman see the entire universe at once*
"...ok then"
😂 this is funny.
Nopes krishna erased her memory
How many people sang this?
You forgot "telling lies?"
i hate that i actually got the refference XD
6:40 " Krishna has that kind of supremely indestructible chill from being a living incarnation of the universe and only fights when someone insults his family"
6:54 " Balarama gets to fighting because he literally has no chill"
I only have two moods and it goes from Krishna's chill to Balarama not having any.
You sound like every pre med student I've ever met
Literally Tanjiro and Inosuke.
I love how Krishna is still just chill as hell when snapping necks.
I would give this a like but you have exactly 666 and I don't wanna mess it up.
@@xenopyxis I disliked it so the dislike will cancel out the 7.
The moment you realize Krishna is a full on shonen protagonist is when he has his own tournament arc.
It's more of the "reincarnated but is still op troupe" like anos and that anos knock off
@@kannan07 Honestly Anos seriously gave me Krishna vibes throughout the story, overpowered but super kind and caring of those who follow him, eats everything his mom makes him, and parents who are somehow completely oblivious to his divine nature. Here's hoping for an eventual season 2!
@@TheVnator season two cour two episode 4 dropped on last Friday, episode 5 on 10th...
It's still fun but I hate the CGI NGL
Krishna has Goku vibes
I love how Balram isn’t the jealous older brother he’s just like: yup I hold my popular younger bro’s leash because he eats everything and he’s kind of the entire universe lol anyways anybody wanna fight me?
Exactly he's the kindest older brother I've ever seen
He went on to create some problems during Mahabharat out of his dilemmas about what's right and what isn't. Krishna went on to enlighten him too. Krishna used it to just check Arjuna's devotion towards himself and dharma.
Why he feel jealousy when he is devotee of Krishna . don't you see Krishna in sleeping mudra and basuki( balaram) in whose body he sleeping. A devotee don't feel jealous of their bhagawan he only love him.we all have to learn from them this quality.
@@SubhadaSubhadarshini-dr1lfsmall correction,vasuki isn't the snake Vishnu sleeps on
Vishnu's snake is shesha or Ananda shesha(infinite shesha or smt like that)
He was the first nagaraj and vasuki's big bro
Vasuki is the snake on shiva's neck
balram is the avatar of vishnu's snake mount shesha god of snakes
I’m so glad that Balarama didn’t turn evil or became jealous of Krishna. Nope. He’s just the guy who holds on to Krishna’s child leash.
This is like 5 months late but here we go, as both brothers grow older. Balarama becomes the mentor of the antagonists of the mahabharata(the massive poem) while Krishna becomes the mentor of the protagonists. But even though they are mentors of the two different opposition's they still respect each other and have a good relationship until Krishna dies.
Also like balarama is thought of as an incarnation sheshnaga.. who is a devotee of vishnu.. so they were probably still really close in this life...
Balarama is basically the older sibling that keeps Krishna from getting himself killed/killing everyone around him.
@@damarvelprofessor3421 he doesn’t become mentor of Kauravas. He was the Guru of both Bheema and Duryodhana. He was angry because Bheema broke the rules
@@srijanumesh5355 maybe it depends on the story. The stories that I read and watched showed him as the mentor of the kauravas.
You missed his most badass moment when he had the king of heavens fucking kneel before him and beg for forgiveness
Indra lol
Story of Indra's life.
its not a new thing
also the creator of the universe
She also forgot the snake
As a Hindu, 90% of elements in our stories depend on who you ask
Like I just said
Hinduism is that one show where fans ruined everything and now we don't know what the real story is
Everything is a fanfic now lol
@@kannan07Well, Word Black Is Not Used In Racial Manner For Lord Krishna
@@kannan07just hit the books man
@@kannan07 There are things called BOOKS
@@kannan07Just excuse to not read
I love how distressed krishna is when he notices he's losing the grain it's so cute
I remember when i was a kid,There used to be a animated show "Little krishna" and yess i somehow remember that cute animated grain scenario
@@user-lehsun-le-garib OH my god yes that brought back so many memories
Ikrr those animation was so cute....it was one of fav cartoons
@@user-lehsun-le-garib man those were good times
@@user-lehsun-le-garib Yeah even I remember that!!! I'm actually surprised how they managed to make a show of that quality complete with background music and really good quality animation and voice actors back then and here shows like motu patlu and chota bheem are still going and are terrible
4:38 Krishna: Grain, but I wanted mangoes
His Brain: But grain can get you lots of mangoes
Krishna: Explain how
Brain: Grain can be exchanged for goods and services
Ahhh a simpsons reference
Stonks :P
Haha the wise words of Homer
Krishna: Woo hoo! *slips on mango*
Simpsons references are fine and all but I read your sentence in the voice of the CinemaSins guy😏
4:26 can we just stop to appreciate Red's historically and ethnically accurate butter churn?!?!?! QUEEN!!!
Frankly, Red doesn't get nearly enough credit for just how ACCURATE her frames and art tends to be. There's doing your research, and then there's this. Agreed, serious props.
Respect ++
I appreciate her efforts to do research about minute details before making the vid
What's name of song
That starts on 4:26
@@AnuDugala 'I'm Still Standing'
3:50 The little fire burp is just adorable
Man.... Indian art is so beautiful. They really took great care with presenting their deities.
Bruh the amount of detail they put into a baby consuming butter is glorious
GOD*
Guys it's ok to call them deities. I'm Hindu and I'm not gonna force others to call my gods supreme lords. Deity literally another word for god.
@@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 you are not a Vaishnav You wont Undeestand
@@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888 If it is True Why dont they call Abramaic gods a Diety
I’m Hindu and already know the story of Krishna why am I watching this
because of the epic drawings and expressions
Me too😂😂
Same 😁
Ohh heck yeaah😂
I like listening to red explain things
Also the hilarious narration
Zeus: f-cks eveything
Odin: is everyone
Krishna: eats eveything
this sounds like an amazing tv show
Does Vishnu/Krishna count as a main deity? I'll give it a half point so it counts
He loves only butta and he will not eat everything.
I mean, by all technicalities, Vishnu (and Krishna by extent) is everyone and everything as well so....
But yeah, this would make quite a _interesting_ TV show.
Odin-master of really obvious and just bad disguises.
Plot twist: All 3, same dude. Different times, different places.
There's actually an animated series for kids that covers his demon sending and Krishna's childhood shenanigans. It's pretty fun to watch
There are more than one animated series
You are probably talking about Little Krishna
@@Worldcitizen7777 that shit was HYPE back in my day
That theme song was such a banger as a kid I watched it religiously (pun intended)
Krishna: *calm as can be unless you insult his family*
Balarama: *actually normal teenager*
@NecroMelodia you mean dense af
NecroMelodia awesome more like.
@NecroMelodia Basically like Goku, then
Not really he's the type who snaps more loll
Well, if we are looking for normal teenager reaction from a reincarnation of God, then there are stories about him constantly stealing butter, and playing pranks on basically everyone in his village.
"Kansa should try hiring bad guys who don't secretly want to die"
Welp, there goes me ever getting employed
There are other employers besides the local evil king you know.
@@blarg2429 yeah, but that's boring and makes me want to die more
@@eazy8579 Fair.
You guys need a hug? o-o
…
Yeah
No one gonna talk about how Kansa tried to kill the baby girl but then she herself turned herself into frickin war mother goddess Durga
Yeah she takes a rebirth again has krishna's little sister vishnumaya
She is said to have the power to control lighting
Rumble Lane dude. What can the king do against goddess Durga?!?!? Literally nothing but stutter and not move for fear of being obliterated right then and there. Duh.
@@Alusnovalotus Exactly! I may not be Hindu but Durga is my favorite Hindu goddess!
I guess you failed comprehension.
@@manmoy4104 not being Hindu I guess you dnot know Durga was doing Ksnas will.
As a Hindu who hasn't actually revisited these stories in a while, this was a nice refresher. And the drawings only make it better :D
During the video, I would constantly just say "Oh, I remember this story!"
Aphrodite: AAAAAAAA, you aren't into relationships! SMITE! AAAAAAAA, you're prettier than me! SMITE!
Krishna: Be nice, don't insult my dad, surrender your butter.
Surrender your butter 😂
Idiot don't make fun of the God!
Lord Krishna is the source of everything, by making his fun you are making fun of your entire life.
@@c-79udawantvarunhemant35 well shri krishna is known for encouraging humour sarcasm. So chill. They are having fun. No disrespect.
He really was a simple guy
“THE BUTTER IS MIIIIINE”
I'm starting to realise that "king tries to kill baby prophesied to end him," is a very, very common trope in mythology.
ArachCobra I wonder if there is one king who would have the self awareness to try and make this kid his own soldier instead
There’s a king named Bimbisara in Buddhism lore that was prophesied to be killed by his own son. The queen decided to leave the baby in the woods to die, but the king brought him back and raised him with love and care. He did grow up to be a pleasant and obedient prince.
Though, horrendously, an immoral monk incited him to have the king imprisoned then torturing him to death.
Gray Bubblegummer ah
Gray Bubblegummer it would have been a great subversion off expectations if the son still ended up killing the dad but it was like a mercy killing or something or his dad told him too. Like if the dad was sick or grievously injured and son killed him to end his suffering or they were in a situation where the son Could save himself if he killed his dad and of course he doesn’t want to but the dad makes him cause he wants his kid to live
Mythology and Harry Potter.
4:06 "MOOOO-OOOOM, KRISHNA'S EATING DIIIIIIIIRT!"
I'm just picturing Balarama saying this the same way Candace does in Phineas and Ferb.
Yashoda is Krishna's mother and Balarama's aunt.
@@avacado9689 Although he did come out of Yashoda's wound. I guess that was the first incident of a surrogate child.
Just joking, don't mean to disrespect our history.
That is exactly what happened
@@avacado9689 well yashoda is krishna's aunt too and nand is his father's cousin brother
Hindi
Krishna trying to buy mangoes is the sweetest thing I've seen all week!
"We are all descended from Genghis Khan!"
"Uhh, statistically we are way more descended from Krishna, sixteen thousand. We're demigods baby."
Krishna actually had 10 children with each of his wife. Unfortunately, his grandchildren and descendants were ultimately wiped out by a curse. So yeah...
Bankimchandra Chattopadyaya, the author of “Anand math” who carried out research on Mahabharata continuously for about 36 years and also composed thereafter the biography of Shrikrishna, states that according to Mahabharata Shrikrishna had only one wife namely Rukhmini - neither two nor four and of course not at all 16000. According to Mahabharata immediately after getting married both Rukhmini and Shrikrishna went to Badrikashrama and led a pious life there for 12 years. They used to sleep on ground, ate only roots, tubers and fruits and observed strict celibacy. Thereafter Rukhmini gave birth to the first child named Pradhumna. (Reference: Mahabharata, Book 10 (Sauptika Parva), Chapter 12, Verses 29 & 30 - Editor)
@@indrason6974 okay here is a problem when the person researching any religious text is part of that religion/believes in that religion then there results will most definitely be biased
Also these stories have been written and re written a million times
There is literally no cannon in existence
@@sadge_png but you can compile all the versions together to create a critical edition of the story then look threw archeological findings like stone tablets from Nanda dynasty and shishunaga dynasty along with other sacred text to get a good idea of how the story was in ancient times before it became Mahabharata we know today that Mahabharata used to be a really short story named Jaya most likely written by Pandava dynasty to exist as glorious record of there victory and it got written and re written by many diffrent people until it became Mahabharata so we can get a good idea of his character
Well by now probably closer to demidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemidemigods, but, you know, same thing.
Nobody
Lord Krishna when he ate Makhan (Butter) for the 30 Millionth time: “This is some serious gourmet stuff”
Lol
@@amanawasthi2766 I’m sure some gods don’t mind swearing some would probably swear constantly like Hera in her position
imagine krishna waking up in the dead of night unable to sleep so he slips out of bed to get a midnight snack and while he's slathering a piece of toast with butter the kitchen light snaps on and one of his wives is sleepily giving him the "we just went to the doctor about your cholestoral" look as he momentarily freezes mid-chew before resuming while shooting her a silent "bitch i am literally the preserver of the univerese" because he's not about to talk with his mouth full
@@fntthesmth423 hahaha that's fun to imagine, but i don't think he really lived with all of his wives, he only had one true wife, and one true love.
@@alx_spencer5394 …who was almost certainly an incarnation of the goddess Lakshmi, Vishnu's wife. Which apparently happens with a number of Vishnu's incarnations.
"She's actually poisoned her boobs!"
God I love ancient mythologies
I mean why wouldn’t demons have poisoned Brest
@@joeysopinion4463 😂 yeah
@@joeysopinion4463 they do unless they are succubi.
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for the last part what hapened was that 16000 girls were kidnapped by some demon whom krishna later on saved but society refused to accept them due to their purity so krishna decided to marry them and give them back their honor and ofc the last part happened
"Krishna is himself and also the entire Universe"
*You are what you eat* I guess.
Alex Martin best comment no question
- Alan Watts, probably
@@boldandbrash8431 Bhagavad Gita*
Godly Tamaki Amajiki
That proves it. We're all made of stardust change my mind.
Fun Fact: There is a whole festival showing how krishna steals butter
That's actually his birthday
Janmashtami
So much fun! Every janmashtami
Isn't that to celebrate the birth of Krishna?
As someone who loves butter, that sounds like so much fun! :D
I'd love to see that. :)
Kansa: Fails to kill baby Krishna using demons.
Also Kansa: Thinks a wrestler can kill teenager Krishna.
In Hinduism it is believed that humans have the potential to even surpass the lesser deities, demons. And these wrestlers were stronger than most demons.
Chill it’s myth, just a children story
Hindu myths aren't children's stories. People still believe this and they have a right to believe what they believe. Don't shit on someone's religion like that. Heck, even greek myths aren't "children 's stories"
@@yangerrai1605 that's somebody's whole religion that they believe in, it means something to them. It's not a kids story you can shit on
Kids believe on kids stories, doesn’t mean it suddenly become HISTORY.
It maybe important but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s a Myth! As real as fiction can be.
The video was going sooooo well and respectful right until the end. Those 16000 princesses were abused and cursed and krishna married them to free them from the curse and let them live meaningful life. He only had one chief consort, Rukmini
Exactly they don’t know the real reason or what
When the Greek Gods were infants, they had the ability to do mischief.
When Krishna was an infant he ate mud. Much better, imo.
You think you know about Krsna adventures through these brief stories how about inhaling a forest fire just one of the OP things He did as a child.
@@VSM101 lay off man, people just having fun.
Lol. Krishna is known to be the God of Mischief. The video couldn't even cover half of his mischievous accounts. I mean he was a prankster who used to steal butter from peoples' houses with his friends, flirted with girls (mostly older to him), annoyed most people of authority (which also includes the King of Heaven, Indra), and in general fooled around like playboy, a wild animal who cant be tamed.
@@poulomi__hari He mostly flirted with Radha, who eventually feel in love with him.
@@poulomi__hari Not to forget once he stole the clothes of some women while they were bathing in a lake
The 16000 princesses is just very grossly misinterpreted. Let me explain it. There was this demon Narakasura, who routinely attacked places and kidnapped their women. When Krishna slayed him, the women had nowhere to go, since they said nobody would accept them back at home. So he allowed them to stay in his palace, basically being the only person who accepted them.
yeah tru and its also kinda like Jon snow rescuing crasters daughters from him
Then married most of em so no one would get pissy about it. He was really chill and the princesses had a great time
And all the princesses were Lakshmi (Vishnu’s wife) incarnates, it was just one woman over and over again
@@elenoreofmysticforests4052 That is in some folklore too
Yes Narada and Vayu Deva already told them that they will marry Shri Krishna.
"Couldn't we just put the couple in two separate cells so they DON'T have babies?"
"That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard"
"And what, break up their marriage? We're not savages."
He wanted to kill a god. Lol
@NecroMelodia The gods would find another child to kill him. So, he thought if he could he kill Krishna as a baby even the gods would not mess with him.
His evil brother promised he will be only kill the 7th son and leave the rest of the kids alone but later on changed his mind and murder his nephews in front of his sister bu smashing them on the wall.
Big brother of the year
@necromelodia despite being an evil king, kansa actually loved his sister very much. This is the reason he didn't kill her or vasudeva.
In India, there is a whole animated cartoon for Krishna's childhood stories. It's called 'Little Krishna' .
Krishna and Balaram has more episodes ❤
kansa is like that anime villain who keeps sending his underlings for the mc to level up.
Actually all his underlings were powerful than him possibly
LAAAWL omg so true.
@@aniruddhnaik5277 don't think so
soo true
Doctor Eggman from Sonic X
Man, if she ever completes Journey to the West, maybe she could do a series for the Mahabharata.
bluELFsuma dude. She’s only got two hands..... have you READ the Mahabharata?!?!?
RED ARE YOU LISTENING????
chief, far be it from me to discourage Red from adapting such a formative part of my childhood, but SWEET GOOD GODDAMN SO MUCH WORK.
like, she's probably going to heavily cut Journey to the West, and that'll probably still take a while longer - summarizing even just the really important bits of the Mahabharat and putting it in something approximating context would take something on the order of the entirety of OSP's output for, like, six months to a year.
Don't get me wrong - I'd love to see it! My parents rented VHS tapes with subbed episodes of the Doordarshan toku-ass Mahabharat adaptation from the Indian store for me and my sister when we were kids, and it's branded itself into my psyche hard enough that I still get shivers when I hear the narrator at the start of the series.
But we really cannot, in good conscience, ask Red to do that. It's just too big.
Ikr. I need to see chibi Bhima making spinach puffs in the forest.
@@vdate She'd need have as much arms and heads as Krishna does to be able to accomplish that. That she summarized the Mahabharata AT ALL is a monster accomplishment!
A joke we have in India is : "If Kansa knew that the 8th son will kill him, why did they lock the couple up in the same cell?"
Oh wait, I didn't realize this lol
@@pesii1452 it's a real mystery
@@nikhils2447 there are two reasons maybe
1: king really love her sister
2: he really want to kill god by himself because of his ego & pride
@@rajatsoni3763 3. He was dumb
Universe conspired.
Bang? No! He had only 3 main wives, rest 16000 were the women abducted by a demon, that was killed by Krishna later and those 16000 women were rescued, they all asked him to give them the shelter as a man of prophecy, the incarnation. He gave them all an independent shelter, but never had any physical relationship with any of them. He has only one love interest, but were separated while they were child, Those women married him, either approached Krishna directly and one got to marry him bcz her Father requested Krishna after being nearly defeated by him..
Imagine being married to a god, how big of a flex that would be.
0:35: “-and I honestly have no idea how I can summarize it meaningfully without making it a full-length movie”
Red’s video summarizing the Mahabharata in one minute: Am I a joke to you?
yes
seriously, in one minute, there are bullet points, of someone else's bullet points... also, they literally put sarcastic in the title.
@@yvonnethompson844 Even so,
It surprisingly covers a lot of the major plot points that I can't fault it at all.
Coming from a dude who grew up with Mahabharata in a million forms.
That's the fact the shear amount of story in Mahabharata is well beyond scope even one movie. Just giving only half of major plot points doesn't means summary but still that was a good video
wouldnt mind a video about some of the better parts or at least that + the intro of the whole story. isnt mahabaratha very episodic kinda similar to JTTW?
>Aphrodite "exist"
Krishna:"im gonna end this woman whole career"
Aphrodite: Are you challenging me!?
Oh Gods... They will bang...
And Thus, the Big Bang happened
@@adeade3978 gross
Zeus aint got shit on this absolute chad
If anyone is confused why he liked butter , the butter talked about here is actually "white butter" which is the pure form of butter obtained as a byproduct from churning yogurt (dahi) into kind of buttermilk(chaas) , and it is tasteless , it tastes like nothing , just feels like something slippery but when mixed with "mishri" (kind of sugar) , it tastes great.
He liked eating freshly churned white butter.
So it's like a kinetic thing? In where he just prefers the sensation of the freshly churned whit butter than the "taste" (since there is none)?
@@BrightWulph nah he liked the butter mixed with the above mentioned "mishri"
@@BrightWulph mishri is a kind of unprocessed sugar.
Mishri = palm sugar
"Krishna liked eating the butter that doesn't taste like anything unless you add sugar."
Now I'm even more confused.
The Mango-Seller story has a different, sadder version - apparently the lady was very poor and widowed, and those mangoes were meant for her family. But her sheer generosity unwittingly towards a literal god-being ended up being rewarded with the riches of the greatest kings.
6:55 actually Balarama has Anger Management issue. He once got angry with the river Yamuna that he literally changed its course with his weapon of Plough. Also fun fact he is the Teacher of both Bheema and Duryodhana. He taught both of them Mace Fighting.
When you have the Lord of Mischief, Natkhatlal as your younger brother, you gotta have a bunch of migraines.
@Ronald Austin nope Krishna is just an incarnation of baghwan Vishnu
@Ronald Austin true
@@rishavpatel2164 Krishna is not just a Incarnation of Vishnu..Krishna/Vishnu/Narayan is God himself, and the proof is his COSMIC FORM (VISHWAROOP) that no other God showed...The Gita Gyan also was given by him where he himself said that He is everything ,The Begining, The Middle ,The End..This he is God himself...
Balaram is Shiva's avatar. He had to have rage.
"-She's actually POIsoned her boobs!
... How dastardly."
Is the best out of context line, ever.
@Kayla Stewart There are plenty of poisons that are only dangerous if consumed, but relatively safe to handle. That's the main difference between poisonous and venomous.
Well at least he died as he lived
Not dieing from poison
@@black97_0 Blue is proud of you
@@srinjoy_79 It is logical. She can mix her breast milk with venom from a deadly snake and store it.
In previous life putna was wife of king bali who is more proud of his wealth so god came in Vamana Avatar like a dwarf child and put bali in hell to give lesson for feeling more proud of wealth at that time her wife wish that she would breast feed with poisonous milk within so lord accept her wish and give her a chance .
So the thing with Putana is that because of her beautiful disguise, the people of Gokul thought she was a goddess. Therefore, when she asked to breastfeed Krishna, they thought she was giving him some sort of divine blessing. (Kind of like how Hera accidentally gave Heracles his strength )
Yeah something like that 😆😂
Ooh, nice context, thank you so much!
That mythology guy on his way to explain how it's heracles and not Hercules
@@kannan07 I lowkey forgot about that-Hold on
@@ishithamantripragada9514 lol
But seeing him rage over the Hercules movie just imprinted the name heracles into my brain lol
Okay there's always this mistranslation. He didnt bang 16000 princess. He saved 16000 prices from a king who kidnapped and kept them. When Krishna rescued them, they decided to call Krishna their lord.
In hindi "swami" can be called to both husband and the lord. So there's go that misconception.
“Sit down Aphrodite, there’s a new love god in town and he’s got you beat on sheer numbers.”
Oh no. Red what have you done- you know what happens when Aphrodite is some how out done by someone/thing!
Aphrodite: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our banging will be legendary!
@@VanNessy97 wait-
@@Sillygooseeeeee3 Wait no. Let those two continue. I wanna see what happens.
OMEGABET - help, their nookie leveled a continent and created 100,000,000 pretty boys who make anime bishounen look like Baba Yaga. Also all the other gods died of simultaneous nosebleeds.
Kricket 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Krishna be out here ruining Aphrodite's career and breaking Zeus's record at the same time.
Nah. Krishna was not a god, but a human. Vishnu was a god. So none of his children were born with any cool powers.
@@aadyaa_saran Krsna was an avatar of Vishnu who basically embarrassed Indra who is basically Zuse thunder God king of gods deal humiliating him so stop pretending that you know anything.
@@aadyaa_saran all his children were Cursed and died in Drowing of Dwarka which he had allowed so they would be with him in Vikunta Haven.
And he has more knobs than Beowulf
@@aadyaa_saran I don't think Nash Mash is talking about the children.
Bruh Krishna really said
“Polygamy? How about cloned monogamies”
LMAO HDJSHFJ the actual story of his numerous wives is because of him killing the demon Narakasura. Since Narakasura had kidnapped a shit ton of women, when he was killed, they were left sour in the eyes of society. So in order to protect their honor, Krishna took them all as his wives.
Basically there is a demon who captures these ladies and lord Krishna saves and the ladies are treated as outcast as people/society question their purity/character ( messed up I know),so krishna makes them his wife.
Now after this point of the story I have two different versions
1) he accepted them as his wives but didn't do anything(like you know) with them and basically gave them refuge and they had happy lives.
2) he made 16000+ clones of himself ,so the ladies have a meaningful life partner and they are happy.
3) these princesses were the reincarnation of the devotees that wanted meet Lord Vishnu ( remember lord Vishnu was essentially Lord krishna ) but unfortunately couldn't so the lord spent time with the princesses and it's was not lewd but rather spritual.
Woah thanks guys for educating me Hinduism is really interesting so thanks it’s cool to read!
I read a Naruto hentai doujin like that once...
@@JanPospisilArt I mean.... Not gonna judge you for your choices but I don't think it would be correct/good to compare that to the Hindu deity.
This is a beauty actually. Hindu religion, u just can imagine the lord the way you love, be it a friend, a parent, a partner, or even your fav. cartoon character, etc. This makes us feel that the god is actually next to us, holding our hands and smiling at us. If that's not purity of love and devotion, what is then?
I am a Black women who had Caribbean ancestry. My maternal side has Indian ancestry but I have never felt any real link to the culture. This little lesson has stimulated my curiosity about the Hindu pantheon.Thankls.
Thanks S. Joseph for showing interest into the Hindu Mythology (or History maybe), Try listening to an audio book related to Mahabharta. (If you still are curious) if you have the time yo listen to it. I apologize if I disturbed you.
Ksna>Jesus
Jesus is the King of kings and Lord of lords. He loves you. God loves you.
Put your trust in Him and He will never forsake you.
That's all I can say. 😊
@@S_L__or x jew😂😂
Have you seen OSP's video about Kali
7:24 ok but the Krishna laying down and talking to one of the ladies and the other Krishna who’s eyes are being covered are just pretty freakin adorable
Look at one of the maidens taking away his flute, his fav instrument( he was a master flutist), in order to get closer to him.
True
Nah that's just creepy
@@bait5257 small brains are not encouraged here mate , have some love ❤ , He's supreme god afterall , he created them ( as per Hinduism ) , I don't wanna offend u in any way ofcourse
@@theIgris02 of course I don't want to offend you in anyway saar, I have no ill intent saar .
We have very big brain saar, thousands of years old religion saar.
Heracles: I'm so badass I strangled two snakes Hera sent to kill me when I was still in the craddle!
Krishna: hold my demon life juice.
Heracles : {wheezing hoarsely} Don't you ever have just a beer?!?
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 Dionysus: Nah, I'm the God of Wine and good times!
Actually Krishna danced oh head of a 10 headed snake klia
The great snake Shesh Naga obeys him (Vishnu stuff)
So snake is not a big deal for Krishna
Die Hercules (but you are dead so.........)
When Krishna was a toddler - he shows his mom Yashoda the Universe in his mouth.
When Krishna was 5 yr old - he shows Brahma the entire multiverse.
Okay. No lies. This “I’m a nice person and can do no wrong” god is a nice flip up from my usual Greco Roman binge
I enjoy the norse Pantheon. Aside from the fact my mom's lineage is Norse they're just human enough to be relatable while not being overly assholish.
Odin:I shall wander throughout the realm of Midgard to pass on my wisdom to mankind so that they may grow and advance.
Zeus:Can a god get AIDS?
@@CollinMcLean Some Indian gods are also like Norse gods like Indra , king of the heavens and the god of lighting and thunder. Zeus is his equivalent in Norse mythology . He does mischievous things too , once he tricked a sage's wife to have sex with him by taking the form of the sage , he got cursed for that though lol.
@@CollinMcLean And kinda gross ^^'
I mean, Odin bring poetry into the God's realm by drinking the hydromel of poetry in someone's house, transform himself into a raven and go back to Asgard where he vomit the hydromel of poetry so everyone can drink it and became a poet.....
And of course, the humans poets are those who received drops of that vomited hydromel when he regurgitate it. But the bad human poets are the one who drink the drops of his urine while he was a raven and needed to... get lighter XD
When he's an adult, he's a real schemer. Krishna doesn't participate in the actual fighting of the Mahabharatha (one of the agreements settled before the war because if he took to the battlefield he'd kill everyone), but he does manipulate almost all of the key events of the war and basically exploits the heroes (and their flaws) to ensure the death of the Kauravas (the bad guys)
@@sram5949 but that was all to restore dharma. The guy loves drama, what can I say?
3:25 over here we call this a booby trap
Underrated comment
Y33333sss
ayy
In which we learn there’s a more terrifying baby than Renesmee from Twilight.
@@phastinemoon HAHAHAHA
“And duplicated himself so he could bang 16 thousand princesses at the same time.”
Zeus: ......TEACH ME.
Aphrodite: **Explodes**
dont u mean hera
Froge ...no? Aphrodite is the love goddess, not Hera
Anyone would explode from 16000 orgasms at once
@@coldtyrant2557 but hera would be very angry
ASCII Skull wdym
While I understand it's sarcastic it can be a misunderstanding with the banging word.
*Everyone:* damn Krishna, how are you so chill all the time?
*Krishna internally at all times on loop:* _I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAAAAAAFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_
Aravind
Cool
Dude same
That's one of my favorite stories, and the best part is he lifted it with the little finger. Like egoistical gods are so not worth even his whole hand.
Nandini Banka Haha! Mine too! In the TV serial, the villagers danced around him, singing his praises. And the actor playing Krishna was constantly smirking towards Indra.
When Indra came down to seek forgiveness, Krishna at first denied it to him. Acting unusually stony and strict. A goddess intervened, asking him to be merciful and Krishna obliged, saying he could not reject a request from a loving mother. It was one of the few preachy moments that I liked as a kid. Though I didn’t understand what most of the dialogue meant anyway lol
Lmao
Divine voice: Their 8th child will kill you
Kansa:Proceeds to lock them up together
IQ + 1000000000
Hindsight is a wonderful thing
A perfect example of plot preservation
It's a very long event... So the Video couldn't explain everything.....
Kansh was not completely bad guy... He Was A Warmonger... Fine Ruler And Very Caring Brother... So Deities Had Created A Situation, Where His Decision Will Decide Wether He Is Bad Guy Or Good Guy ....
After That Announcement Thing... Devki promised Kansh To Give Her Eight Child To Him And Let Him Kill It... But His Minister (Don't Remember That Guy Name) Advised Him That Deities Are Very Clever And They Can Pull A Trick Where Any Child Of Her May Get Replaced By That Certain Eighth One (You May Remember Seventh Child Case) Or If Not Let Born Then May Born By Someone And Somewhere Else..... By Killing An Avatar (Incarnation) He May Achieve A Great Feat And Can Change His Fate.....
Fun Fact: The Soul Of Kansha Was Very Pious Spirit Trapped In Curse... To Break That Curse It Had To Die Three Times In Mortal World As Evil Ruler And It Was His Third Time
In Incidents And Events Like These In Hinduism, None Of Them Happens Out Of No where A Number Of Individual Incidents Unexpectedly Lead To Other Incidents.... *Mahabharata* Is The Best Incident Showing This Thing
@@sumratseven i like how polite and respectful you went about this correction
Normal insults to Krishna : this is fine
Insults to Krishna’s father: *perish*
*ur dad sucks lol*
Krishna: **equips glock** _gimme ur kneecaps buddy_
Insults to Arjuna: WTF bro, I was carrying him in CoD: Warzone without guns
@@AbhijayAgarwal Arjuna: bro you sure I shd nade em he's a teammate
Krishna: He's got gud loot
Arjuna: oK
@@aguy3953 Pandavas: Yo, Krishna, why don't we just use a few arrows to pin Bhisma down"
Krishna: BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!!
Pandavas: K dude, I'm on it
Wait for krishna to receive his 100th insult.
Amazing video! but a slight problem, Krishna didnt have 16,008 wives, he had only one actual "Wife" named Rukmini, the other 16,007 were sex slaves he rescued from an evil king's kingdom after killing him and to restore their honor, gave them the title of queen after having vowed to never touch them.
Jai Shree Krishna! (Glory to lord Krishna!)
You are confused.
There were Ashta bharya
1. Rukmini
2. Satyabhama
3. Mitravinda
4. Nagnajiti
5. Jamvanti
6. Lakshmana
7. Bhadra
8. Shaivya
After that he freed the 16000 girls from captivity of Naraka. Those 16000 were apsaras who took birth on earth on order of Lord Indra.
He actually did marry them, and in some places I think the scriptures have mention of his children with them as welll
@@srijanupadhyay3683 If I remember correctly bhagvata Purana mention this.
@@srijanupadhyay3683 it also mentions they asked him to give them children and he used his power to embed kids into their wombs he never actually touched them,
@@DharmaKaumudi fr
“Yet another reason why babies are terrifying.”
Red - 2019
Red: "Putana isn't just being weird. She's actually *poisoned her boobs* !"
Me: **Nearly spits popcorn all over the screen**
@anonymous opinions To be fair, Red's delivery of that line was half the reason I cracked up. XD It was so spot on.
@@inkdropp1667 F for your screen. :(
How dastardly
Aegix Drakan *proceeds to get life force sucked out*
@@AegixDrakan thanks :( was a pity for the tea
6:47 I love how when Krishna says "Perish" Balarama is like "Holy shit"
If your bro who was the embodiment of compassion suddenly decided he was gonna fight, youd be pretty terrified too
And 2:42 where Krishna gives Kansa the middle finger.
@@lkntgkltrndfl I just noticed it
To be fair, if whenever your always chill homie suddenly get pissed off like that, you know thing's getting seriously bad
@@lkntgkltrndfl as a hindu this the best thing I've seen today 😂
Even though its sarcasm but those 160000 girls were rape victims of a demon and at that time rape victims were made outcast by society so as an acceptance Krishna made them his kingdom's queen so they too can have a meaningful life. His main consorts were 8 , 7 of them were boons given by vishnu to thier parents. Only 1 was her true wife i.e. Rukmani who was incarnation of consort of Vishnu aka Goddess of wealth Lakshmi
He sounds like an anima protagonist. Eats alot and has insane powers.
well he kinda is!!
Mahabharata is bigger , older and better than any anime ever
@just a random guy Son Goku after accidentally inspiring a divine Multiversal tournament full of potential-universe-busters, that resulted in multiple universes being erased from existence by God, but then it ended up turning out that that was still a better outcome than what God was originally planning to do and was in fact a secret test of character to see if the winners would use their ultimate wish to bring all those universes back: "Wanna bet? And I'm not even omnipresent, thereby essentially making everything that happens just me playing make believe."
@just a random guy that's the thing, he could have easily stoped it if he wanted, but in his words if peace comes without a great sacrifice then people won't understand how their bad deeds brings their own demise, They won't understand the meaning of peace if it was just given to them. That's why he didn't stoped the war to give kauravas what they deserve and to give people a message.
It's the opposite I believe.
@just a random guy Yeah only after countless peace attempt.
"Krishna's way into butter, it's like a whole thing"... hinduism in less than 10 words tbh
Umm nah
He really dislikes mushrooms though?
as a hindu can confirm
@@kai-gm9re as a non-hindu, i would appreciate an explanation.
@@wedran9225 He's way into butter what more do you want?
Chanura: your dad sucks
Krishna: omae wa mou sindeiru
More like "Shinee"
@@paxonite-7bd5 nah, "Omae wa mo shinderu " suits
Chanura: *Nani?!*
Nani
@@keerthi5777 Nani means elder sister in Odia, an Indian language. I can understand nothing else from this thread as an Indian.
Actually, 16000 wives are not to bang .
They were previously kidnapped by narakasura(a demon) . After narakasura was killed, the 16000 women wanted to commit mass suicide. They told Krishna that their families and the world would not accept them(as they were prisoners of demon king) and that it was better to die.
Krishna gave them his surname, and allowed them to call themselves his wives.
All 16000 women are treated like queens.
Krishna: Turns grain into gold
Comment section: ...
Krishna: Turns dirt into universe
Comment section: ...
Krishna: Eats a demon’s soul
Comment section: ...
Krishna: Spends decades overthrowing tyrants
Comment section: *yawn*
Krishna: Bangs 16 thousand princesses at once
Comment section: You have my attention.
Actually those 16000 princesses were once kidnapped and raped by a demon named Narkasura. When Krishna defeated Narkasura and freed those princesses, they had nowhere to go. Their family wasn't ready to accept them and they would forever be outcasts from the society. So, to allow them to live a respectful life and have a respected status in the society, Krishna took them as his wives.
raisa Yana win win
I was too lazy to comment about everything
Krishna did not have sex with any women
He did have gopis who are technically married to him but not in the sense you're talking of its like how Christian nuns say they're married to christ similarly this is called sharangati
Krishna: "your words have no effect on me, they are meaningless"
Chanara: "ur dad sucks!"
Krishna: "On second thought"
In modern days it would've been "Joe Mama"
@@koustav24dascan I ask you something if you don’t mind , I have been hearing this a lot but do not understand the context who/ what is joe mama.
@@jaigagandeep.s5100it's a play on "yo mama" basically "your mom"
It's joe mama so that
You can just say something about joe
And the other person can ask "who's joe"
And you reply with "joe mama"
Anyone else notice that in the animation, Chanara is taunting Krishna with the Navy SEAL copypasta? 😀
“Krishna, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people’s necks.”
“What?” _snap_
“Krishna”
“KRISHNA!”
_snap_
ASquared What's that from again? I can't for the life of me remember
"Krishna, no!"
"Krishna yes!"
_snap_
@@aster-naut asdfmovie, I can't remember which one
I was literally thinking about that thru that whole part of the video
@@ASquared544 It was one of the deleted scenes videos.
The story of the 16000 women at the end is actually so heartwarming.
They were enslaved sex workers for the demon Narakasura and once Krishna found out, he went and killed him
The women, seen as impure, couldn't return to normal society get married, and live a fulfilled life.
So, to alleviate their depression and misfortune, he multiplied 16000 times to marry each of them and they went from hopeless slaves to consorts of God.
His love for them was boundless and He ensured a fulfilling and positive relationship with all of them. Pretty good dude if you ask me.
16000 Krishna's walking around is the butter industries greatest enemy
@HugeHaddock I'd say he keeps the industry running!
Not exactly consorts tho.
There are two sets of believes as to what happened with them:
1. They never had children.
2. They had children but Krishna used his power to put a baby in their womb instead of actually "banging" them.
He never "banged" any of the 16100 devis. He only ever had actual children with his 8 wives.