Sheltered kid goes to college
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
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I used to brag to people in middle school that I saw an R-rated movie but would never actually share that it was in fact, the passion of the Christ...
LOL dang it! If only I had been this clever. 👏🏽
😂
Mine was the patriot
Braveheart….
i felt so cool watching that movie at like 15 💀
These guys are adorable....as a partially homeschooled Christian kid who went to college 60 minutes away from home, this is uncomfortably relatable
I'm so sorry
You had a firm foundation, what a blessing.
@@BlueberryFundip not even bad lmao i’ve been homeschooled in a christian household all my life and 3 years ago was my first year in highschool and ever since its been light work. College must be a different story then.
It is okay to love being near home.
@@BlueberryFundip Im not. Akwardness is a small price to pay for a loving and invested family. But I do have a ton of cringy experiences due to my akwardness. A lot of people thought I was an international student because I really seemed like I came from another country hahaha.
I LOL’d at jakes sheltered white kids dance. Those wormy awkward moves are spot on.
😂👏yep
I was homeschooled my whole life, then I went to FSU and discovered Bailey Jay and Annabelle Lane, for those 4 years I was emptying the glue gun 5-6 times a day not including ghost loads. Then after college I got sent to a mike pence church camp and now I only do it on Saturdays now. Am I a hero? Maybe? You can decide.
I know a sheltered old man name Robert A. Please if you're retired don't be like him.
1. Super frugile
2. Broken, worn out driveway. Has $ to get it fixed but too cheap.
3. Sheltered, no friends no social life!
4. Wife goes out while he stays home
5. Smoke 🚬 🚭
6. Drinks too much Coke
7. Don't turn on da air con even when the weather is over 90°...he has money and a retirement plan
8. Worships demonic idols/demons posted outside his house
9. Superstitious. Never exits nor enter the front door of his house.
10. Wasting precious water on grasses n plants 🪴. Illegal watering. 3-4 times a week! Only limit to 2x per week
11. No vacations, no stay-cation.
12. Doesn't know how 2 cook at all. His wife have been shopping 🛍 & cooking for him daily. Don't dine out.
13. Rarely exercises if u don't count watering plants
I love how he's wearing all white - even his backpack is white - to represent maximum purity and innocence, LOL. As someone who was forced into a private, Christian high school against her will (I've been a Christian all my life, but this school was a horrendous example of uneducated, over-sheltered, robotic Christian culture), this is so relatable and embarrassing lol.
So you have a real personal relationship with christ?
@@pianoguy8927 Yes?
aw man, im glad you went to a christian school because it’s good for you, but on the other hand it doesn’t prepare you for the real world 😢 God will bless you in your future for your faith though!
@@jacerosekopf the future doesn't exist ,Jesus dying on the cross represents absolute engagement to the present moment
it’s really crazy how God has everything handled. no matter what situation someone is in He will still get to them. God is good all the time
I knew this video would be good as soon as he said “buttstronaut”🤣
My brother said heckacopter😂 at least it was ironically
@@myleemontag1690 Lol.😂 I get that. I can’t tell you how many kids at church said that
For me it was first thing, the casting crowns favorite concert line did it for me. I knew what direction we were headed as soon as he said that!
I didn't get that joke until I read your comment Lol
@@andrewmichos3404 Oh gosh, the cringe memories are flooding back in🤣
Homeschooled all my life, then went to a Christian college.
- I had never eaten at McDonalds
- I only listened to Christian music and Owl City
- I was a geocacher
- My mom did my laundry
- I would have been friends with this kid
Taking the bus to campus... how about that?
I was homeschooled my whole life, then I went to FSU and discovered Bailey Jay and Annabelle Lane, for those 4 years I was emptying the glue gun 5-6 times a day not including ghost loads. Then after college I got sent to a mike pence church camp and now I only do it on Saturdays now. Am I a hero? Maybe? You can decide.
Can I ask why Owl City was the only excpetion? I mean he’s pretty good and songs are clean but why specifically Owl City? 😂
@@tkrc1888 right no instrumental?
@@tkrc1888 Owl City has a nice voice
Okay the awkward excuses for going home each weekend is so accurate. Literally how many family members birthdays can you celebrate?
My husband comes from a family of 9 kids, most of whom are now married with their own kids. At the start their mom wanted to do separate birthday parties for each kid and grandkid. At some point they convinced her to group birthdays in 2-3 month spans into one party. Still, that's 4-6 birthday parties each year, plus 4th of July and Pioneer Day (Utah) and Thanksgiving and Christmas and probably 5-6 other get togethers in December to lead up to Christmas.
So to answer your question: a *lot* of family birthdays and other parties.
@@vanessanielson4883 and 2 General Conferences, right?
Didn't know college kids needed an excuse to go home for the weekend. Comfort, home cooked meals, your mom doing your laundry.. what's not to love
@@vanessanielson4883 Ah, I wasn't aware that Utah had a pioneer day. I was thinking of some Soviet holiday which shared the same name.
Lol I was a sheltered homeschool kid who went off to college in Scotland. I just kept my mouth closed, smiled a lot and pretended to understand the jokes, and totally got away with it. People were always surprised when I told them I'd been homeschooled.
Scotland!
Home schooling isn't a big thing here
The key was being silent and smirking haha.
@@pamelaadam9207 Yeah there were only two ex-homeschoolers there (or at least, if there were more, they blended in so well even I couldn't find them). And both of us were from the US. It was actually pretty fun how excited people were to learn about what homeschooling had been like for me, it was quite the novelty for people.
in Scotland
I was sheltered, but thank God I wasn't THAT sheltered.
It’ll soon be impossible to be sheltered if you have a cellphone
Here's a more sheltered dude:
I know a sheltered old man name Robert A. Please if you're retired don't be like him.
1. Super frugile
2. Broken, worn out driveway. Has $ to get it fixed but too cheap.
3. Sheltered, no friends no social life!
4. Wife goes out while he stays home
5. Smoke 🚬 🚭
6. Drinks too much Coke
7. Don't turn on da air con even when the weather is over 90°...he has money and a retirement plan
8. Worships demonic idols/demons posted outside his house
9. Superstitious. Never exits nor enter the front door of his house.
10. Wasting precious water on grasses n plants 🪴. Illegal watering. 3-4 times a week! Only limit to 2x per week
11. No vacations, no stay-cation.
12. Doesn't know how 2 cook at all. His wife have been shopping 🛍 & cooking for him daily. Don't dine out.
13. Rarely exercises if u don't count watering plants
That is what's fun about being a conservative Christian. There's always someone else rather to the right.
I love that he plays both the "sheltered" and "woke" characters. 😂
me too lol
Less woke, more like very Christian
Does them both flawlessly
As someone named Micah with a brother named Josiah, I feel especially called out.
I had a co worker whos girls names are Righteous, Redeemer, and Destiny. It's ok. I like your name.
😂😂😂
My name is Jonah and my only brother is named Micah. I laugh at his face because at least I got to redeem myself in the bible lol
@@ItsLaurenE oof, I feel bad for the girl named Righteous. Destiny is at least somewhat normal though
Trigger warning ⚠️
“Their capris are so high here” I’m dying.
Powdered donuts all over his face😆....hes so adorably innocent
To those in the comments wishing their kid was like this, you can still have unsheltered children who have manners/are aware of right/wrong/ are faithful 🙃 (Speaking as a once unsheltered child who was enough aware, in public school, and still went to church. Even once an alter reader!) 😁
The generation of nowadays are different. Back then we don’t have so much evil shoving at our throat. This new generation are constantly being pushed on them with evil agenda from teachers, government.
@@aroundtheworld1692 generations are always changing. I don't happen to agree with your opinion as history has all sorts of evils from different sources, and rarely are things so simple. 🙂 But of course, you're welcome to your opinion!
Yea usually it's not that the kid can't separate the right from wrong, but parents never taught em properly.
@@aroundtheworld1692 What in the world are you talking about?
@@aroundtheworld1692 at the end of the day, your generation teaches them
LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO MANY TIMES! As someone who has never played “Never Have I Ever”, and still didn’t recognize that song you played, I love this character so much! Also, hearing Trey laugh at Jake’s performance when the roles were reversed for so long is so cool! 👏🏻😄
The song was the real slim shady by eminem
and it is very much not "brand-new" it's from like 2003 i think?
What?!? That kid seems adorable 😂 seriously though. Nothing wrong with being a little innocent in a crazy, crappy, world.
That’s what I thought!
Ye, he is adorable, it’s a shame he won’t survive his first narcissist though
that's right!
@@risingrat5491 true
I agree!!!
He's so cute lmao
Cought in 4k
He nailed this 19 year old stereotype. When he said my mom cuts my hair.., I was dying 🤣🤣🤣
The good natured "You guys are awesome" is what nailed it for me. Reminds me of so many evangelical Christians I've known.
the “sheltered” series of videos make me feel seen 😂 I’ve always felt bad about this side of my upbringing especially when people pointed it out, but these videos add the wit/humor I needed
“I’m 19, I’m going to freaking pwison!” Awesome!
I really really wish I was so innocent. Innocence is such a valuable thing and so often we trade it away or it’s taken too soon 🥺 Staying innocent would’ve saved me a lot of heart ache
This is great!! Would love to see you guys do a “youth group stereotypes/every kid in youth group” video. Keep it up guys. Daz Wassup.
Have you watched Blimey Cow? They make a lot of those too:)
My kid is just like this, minus the religious stuff. He's sooo sweet and innocent it's almost ridiculous. And I'm so completely the opposite, it doesn't come from me lol. He's 19 and would never imagine drinking, smoking, "finding Mollie" (lol). I always joke that he has Disney birds on his shoulder.
I love this ❤️
Yeah I'm like that too minus being Christian. I think people call this straight edge but I don't drink or smoke on principle at 21 even though both my parents and all my friends do
We need more sheltered white boy dancing.
Also I was really curious to see how far he’d back up 😂
The worst part about college for a sheltered kid...summer break.
😂😂😂😂😂
Brad’s joke at the end was perfect! 🤣 I must say though that though no homeschool sheltered kid like myself knew what sex was, we certainly knew what a foreskin was thanks to 1 Samuel 18:20-27. That was an awkward conversation with my parents I’ll never forge!🤦🏻♀️🤣
funny how you had that verse just ready to go.....
@@grizwaldhum6376 I remembered the story had to search up the reference. 🤣
I was Homeschooled but never sheltered thankfully. well, maybe a little sheltering would have been good lol, my parents gave us "the talk" when I was like 8. LOL!
When you’re so homeschooled you don’t even get some of THESE jokes……This was basically me and my roommate in a nutshell though!
When he kept going further and saying things, I was wondering if the people around heard him and thought what a weirdo. 😂
“Save some powdered donuts for me… it was alllll over their faces”
Oh… ohhhhhhh… OH
I would love to see a huge outtakes compendium for this channel + Trey and the Girls Gone Mild channels. 🙌
During my adolescence I've gradually realized that I'm pretty sheltered, never having gotten in trouble for anything or going to parties (mostly because no one at my school had parties), but this video makes me feel better 😅😅
Me too, and there's nothing wrong with that
Same
Same, but that's mainly me just being uncomfortable around people in general so parties are pretty much out of the question lol
Soo many good ones but when
everyone was so concerned where Mollie was...had me tickled 😂
“Not until you’re married” omg thank you Brad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Behave Brad!!!😆😆😆
“You did what with a grapefruit?” Lol, I’m dying!
I'm too afraid to ask. Ignorance is bliss
I was sheltered in many ways growing up, but honestly I'm thankful for it. I think we should strive to keep our kids innocent and pure as long as we can. Americans want to rush kids growing up and knowing way too much before they should, I think keeping your mind and life as pure as possible is a great thing. I just wish more men felt like that then maybe I would want to get married. Purity and innocence has been given bad names, but I think they are admirable and attractive qualities.
I was just telling someone before I watched this that Casting Crowns is my favorite group of all time! “Favorite movie ‘Passion of the Christ’ but the books are always better than the movies”; loved it! Raised in a Christian home and still a Christian, I love this video. You three guys are hilarious and Jake, you nailed this. And loved the Larry the Cucumber reference!😀
My first year in public school was 8th grade - the worst! Also “sheltered,” but as a parent I now understand why & I’m grateful. I got to be a kid unencumbered by what the world values & raised with the most precious gift they could give me - Jesus.
So good to hear
I was homeschooled my whole life, then I went to FSU and discovered Bailey Jay and Annabelle Lane, for those 4 years I was emptying the glue gun 5-6 times a day not including ghost loads. Then after college I got sent to a mike pence church camp and now I only do it on Saturdays now. Am I a hero? Maybe? You can decide.
@Jones Jermaine 5-6 times per day, dawg my record is 5 💀💀💀💀
Just goes to show that even knowing Chrust , people rebel and have no self governance or self discipline
You had me at Shoot’s creek 😂😂😂😂
😂 i feel like he knew me my freshman year of college. I was perplexed at the fact that we had co-ed dorms (i stayed in the girls only dorms for the first year) and i was beside myself that boys were allowed to be in girls' rooms. Even just as friends hanging out. I was just like "what in the world is this mess?" 😂
co-ed rooms are creepy, stick to the same gender lol
@@crazykids1101 its definitely different 😂
Wait wait? Has this always been a thing or this is a recent change??? Co-ed meaning what exactly??
Wholesomeness is underrated .
“Not till you’re married”: the new “that’s what she said”
I respect parents who go through the effort of home schooling their kids. The effort man.
"I once got grounded for a month for picking up a candy cigarette as a kid" would be a good line to add?
The kid who goes home every weekend... I went home every other weekend 😂
I was a 22 year old scholarship student living in an on campus apartment with three 19 year old partiers. I didn't even bother to try fitting in. I'm so glad those years are behind me.
*Michael W. Smith!!! Throwback!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩*
Being homeschooled I can confirm this is accurate
"Frickin farts" made me spit Chipotle all over my keyboard 🤣
As a former homeschooler this speaks to me on a spiritual level.
My rude awakening came when I started highschool, so by college I was less sheltered. Still very true tho
That was so dang precious omg. I loved it when he was reading his Bible in the bathroom 🥹
The dance moves were my favorite! And looking for Molly.. hope she’s okay.
oh no 😂 Jake has done it again. This is a little to relatable. Loved the video! You guys sure make the day a lot better! Keep up the awesome work! 👌👍
“Heck’s kitchen” lol.
“I’m 19 what you want me to go to prison?!?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be honest… considering all that’s going on in the world today, something about this seems a little refreshing 🤷♀️
That last line about the rim cracked me up
I was a lot like this guy.😆 Nothing wrong with being innocent. Married a beautiful innocent homeschooled girl too, and I'm living my dream. I'll still blast Pantera forever though lol
You sound great ❤️😇🤘
@@miovicdina7706 Thank you😁 You a fellow Pantera fan!? If so you're the first Pantera girl I've met lol.
@@thegreatsoutherntrendkill272 Only when I vacuum clean 🤣🤘 For real, I have my HC playlist for when I get clean-angry at my bathroom, kitchen, and the dust-attracting carpets. I let the Pantera voice my frustration.
The thing is, probably my neighbors get to hear more of those sweet loud tones then me while I'm busy cleaning.
Otherwise, I listen to classical music and many other happy music genres.
I also used to sing in the choir of the Main Cathedral in my home city, Belgrade, for years.
I remember going to a punk concert on a Saturday night, stage diving, having a great time until morning, all alcohol-free ( I rarely ever drank even in college), and then heading directly to the church to sing the Sunday morning mass, wearing the sunglasses I had smoothly put in my purse while leaving the house. 😎☦️
So, yeah, we are rare, but we exist.
Where are you from, where do you and your darling live?
I live between Switzerland (working for a Christian NGO) and Belgrade, Serbia.
@@miovicdina7706 You sound cool!🤘😆 I'm from the great state of Texas, and my wife is from California. We met at a Christian college in Florida and are happily married here now. I was homeschooled, but my Dad taught me how to be a man and fish, hunt, fix cars, and jam to metal lol. Metal and rock are my go to music, but I love classical also. Metal and classical are more similar than many people realize! You're right about us being a rare type, but that's ok. We're cool in our own weird way👍😂 And I don't drink either I can't stand the taste or smell or alcohol lol
@@thegreatsoutherntrendkill272 ❤️💪 Well, all that remains is for me to invite you& your sweetheart to come visit my beautiful hometown Belgrade, Serbia, and see for yourself how lots of fun and good music can go hand in hand with decency (i.e. absence of vulgarity) and a sound dose of Christian values. I'd say we're still the best value-for-money deal in Europe, check Belgrade on the Internet, you just might be (pleasantly) surprised.
All the sheltered kids I knew growing up didn't go to college because they either couldn't agree with their moms on what classes to take, or they thought if they went to public school they would get shot.
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I was a very sheltered kid and I went to a community College that was literally behind our apartment. 2 minutes away.
The guy adds the word " freakin" to his vocabulary - so on point !!!!
This was considered as bad as the other word back in the day, people didn't use it
I relate to this too much!! 😫 I’m 31 & still have these moments. 🤦🏻♀️ lol
Wow. Polite, nice, manners, reads his Bible and goes to church, and values family, no interest in drugs.... I wish more kids were sheltered!
Exactly! I'm here like "How is this a bad thing?"
Being this clueless means being an easy target some people can take advantage of
@@radhiadeedou8286 I could see that as an issue, but how sad is that? Really, he just needs to be educated about what drugs are and how to avoid them and maybe to avoid drug parties. I wasn’t sheltered at all, but I didn’t go to those kinds of parties.
I have never seen cocaine nor heard anyone ask for Molly. He just needs to be told about some things to be able to understand and avoid them. Other than that, everything else seemed like a plus to me.
Not knowing what a foreskin is isn’t a good thing 😂
@@jnhzrk6841 yeah, I didn’t catch that one. That isn’t really being sheltered, though. It is plain uneducated.
I love how Jake is always assigned these roles because he has such a baby look
These guys are the absolute best! Such good guys and understand how silly humans are and they need to be called out on it through these types of videos! Haha
I also hated the kid that went home every weekend for any reason under the sun! Just live at home and save on the room & board cost brother!
This would have been cute if this wasn't my life everyday for 3 years when I was in middle school. I went from public school to a homeschool hybrid and it was a complete nightmare for me all the way throught. On the bright side the kids (some) are really nice and encouraging and I made some chill friends.
I was homeschooled and now I am homeschooling. You couldn’t get more accurate if you tried…
"Fav album? WOW 2007" Oh man this is sooo relatable. I've never found so many real Christian kid jokes. You can not make these up.
This is adorable. Like any fraternity handing him a bid would just totally alter just one class worth of pledging just to keep him wholesome as is :D
I must be doing a bang up job homeschooling my son, because there's no way he would say even a quarter of what this guy is saying when he gets to college! LOL
Went to a Christian university, this is spot on.
This was my husband when he was younger so sheltered, I’ve corrupted him a little but his spirit is awesome.
I love Jakes voice!!😍I can hear him talk all day!!
I was definitely the sheltered kid from a small town at PSU main campus... but after the 1st semester I was totally broken in and the kid that never wanted to go home!
Y'all should do a video about when the sheltered kid goes off the rails during college/adult life
This literally happened to me. I was extremely sheltered growing up and went wild in high school and college.
We need a when sheltered kids are not sheltered anymore 😂
YESSS 💯💯💯
Oh my goodness, this was awesome! Sheltered Kid videos are my favorite because I relate to a lot of these things.
Jake you master this character😂
Shoots Creek 😂
Hilarious!The nerdy dancing💀Great job, Jake!😂
“Everyone was just so concerned where Molly was”! I lost it!!! 😂
Everyone was concerned where Molly was😂😂😂😂
Lol man this brought me back all the way to 2003 freshman year. Even your references to WOW 97 lol, I can painfully relate to so much of this video.
Yeah. That was me when I first moved out of my parents house too. But then I did manage to find Molly at that party, never have I ever turned out to be great for brainstorming to do lists, and I quickly became a fan of immodest clothing.
Dare I say... best one yet? Somehow Rugrats was allowed in my house, but Dwagon Tails was OFF LIMITS.
Me too I had to watch veggie tails lol
In my family Rugrats wasn't allowed bc the kids "acted bratty."
Lol i could watch all those shows sadly
Raising 2 boys that I pray are just like this when they get older 😆
Jake- YOU are PHENOMENAL! You've truly come into your own❤
“Their capris are so high.” I am dying. 😆
I loved the video but also don’t think anything is wrong with most of these scenarios. I was the opposite exposed to way to much, and took a lot of redemption to work through that trauma. God is so good either way😄
Agreed!! I felt like I never got to be an innocent kid, so I'm giving my kids the chance to just be kids and experience what I didn't get to - engaged parents and boundaries. ❤️
That joke DID do it. Holt crap, you guys are funny. 😂
These are hilarious, the whole video was great, but that ending killed me. "Can't touch the rim 'til you're married". I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
Awww, as a sheltered kid myself and now mom to a sheltered college kid and a sheltered high schooler, I found this video adorable. We are meant to be IN the world, but not OF it. Keep your head and your standards high.
This is the best kind of kid!
Love this!!! Please do a “sheltered kid goes wild” as a part 2 to this🤣🤣🤣
"Yeah, I love to get WILD & CRAZY!!! I once lost my voice from screaming at a Newsboys concert,"
Y’all are a freaking trippp and I’m here for it!
I used to go home or just bus around on weekends when getting my engineer degree, not sure why you would hate. It's much funner than knowing the school is boring af, knowing you'll have to stick around there a year or two more, while you're doing it. If your brain is already developed it's extremely boring to be like these 'coping' kids shown on the video, bored and nothing to do, etc. And then pretend like a few hrs of a class or something actually are hard or matters, while knowing it doesn't matter at all. Parents paid for most of it, I also had a scholarship that only they had access to, etc. , and then 'enforced', that I be on campus or nearby renting or they wouldn't pay. The reason for that is I didn't care in highschool either at all and thus I don't know or remember anything I just casually won or did in highschool, I would have probably just not gone to college and ended up better or worse if it were up to me alone. I regret taking the 'free ride' even though it was prety much 'that or go be homeless' at the time, and it probably made me mentally ill, even though nothing major happened to me like bullying or just rejections or anything really, it just was soo useless and boring.. I feel like my mindset did not represent what I was doing, and looking back, I feel disgusted at my own actions that I went to a 4 year college, even tho the engineering degree maybe opened up a few jobs and has kept me working at a few jobs, and then able to do what I want. I am the type who saves money and uses resources nicely, not some moron who spends extra for religion classes like my parents had done for me. So I feel sorry for any weebs or who had to stay at the colleges and were bored, but they usually could get a bike or do something tbh, I see no reason you would hate someone if they were just smart and wanted to leave from that child-zone, and wanted nothing to do with it generally except to pass the test and leave. No major confrontations or issues changed me there and it was just like some scam child zone, and I feel really bad that I was even there, regardless if some adults hold engineering degrees in higher regards. Also had some money I made 'by myself' which enabled me to do not just sit in some box, with no breaks or anything, so maybe a lot of people just are bad personalities who do this kind of stuff, but I tend to get along with everyone, and you'd probably understand with me at least. I definitely became more mentally ill due to dealing with narcissistic parents who were way stupider than me the whole time and also just thinking I was going up the best path, when the best path imo is to just be at a beach somewhere or just be doing normal people things, not that school crap. It's a shame because I could have been applied and done something but no one cares and I didn't, and also a shame for that cute redhead girl who sat next to me that I was so stupid due to what I was taught.
The molly joke actually went over my head at first
It still does
@@JohnGramer06 Green leaves people smell
@@iamacatperson7226 ??
@@JohnGramer06 weed
Can we just cherish boys and girls like this please? They make the world a good and wholesome place! We are in desperate need of morals.
Yes because being unable to interact well with the rest of the world the second they leave their bubble, shows good morals.
Jake and his naivety are incredibly cute.
range and delivery on point as usual.
"the P cat dolls" & that darn speech impediment😂😂We were not home schooled yet until almost high school what we were allowed to watch on tv was very strict. We didn't have cable either(not bc of the cost but what we might see on it). We were not allowed to watch The Simpsons. My Dad died when I was shortly out of high school or else I think I would have been more sheltered much longer and probably would have said "P*cat dolls" too. 😄🐢🐢🐢Cara