Mark Trades Conquest Stories With Gerard - Peep Show

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  • @returnosf5043
    @returnosf5043 5 років тому +1630

    It's hard to believe that game store owner is only 17

  • @keeperofthecheese
    @keeperofthecheese 8 років тому +748

    "Dont pull me into your filthy bathwater, I'm a player !"
    I love that line!

  • @londonspade5896
    @londonspade5896 8 років тому +773

    Glad to see Wolfie following his dreams

    • @derekbos4404
      @derekbos4404 4 роки тому +42

      There's looking older and then there's that!

    • @01JENNERS
      @01JENNERS 4 роки тому +16

      LondonSpade Hello Wolf

    • @londonspade5896
      @londonspade5896 4 роки тому +14

      @@01JENNERS Wolfie

    • @pjn-je4hb
      @pjn-je4hb 4 роки тому +5

      @@01JENNERS Don't forget the reach around.

    • @bigl6218
      @bigl6218 4 роки тому

      LondonSpade 😂😂

  • @Wykesidefruitmachine
    @Wykesidefruitmachine 7 років тому +876

    Gerard was the best friend Mark never knew he had.

    • @schopenhauerassplower4223
      @schopenhauerassplower4223 5 років тому +41

      WRFM PaRaDoX
      Mark’s a shit human

    • @palm6714
      @palm6714 5 років тому +67

      @Brain Davison that is so Gerard

    • @RaferJeffersonIII
      @RaferJeffersonIII 5 років тому +1

      Boring Dracula

    • @TheOssumPawesome
      @TheOssumPawesome 5 років тому +29

      I binge watch peep show jokes for the dark humor and inhumanity without a flinch, but for some reason this comment bums me out lol

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 4 роки тому +1

      WRFM PaRaDoX til he screwed the same women.

  • @paxnorthwilliamson2689
    @paxnorthwilliamson2689 4 роки тому +78

    "Yeah. Course you are mate". Golden delivery there.

  • @D-FENS33
    @D-FENS33 4 роки тому +391

    To be fair to Mark, he is a bit of a player. He pulls some pretty attractive women over the show, he had a way better shot at Dobby than Gerard. I suppose that’s why they got together and Gerard died. That’s so Gerard.

    • @seanivan5421
      @seanivan5421 4 роки тому +46

      “I suppose that’s why they got together and Gerard died” 😂

    • @Christian-rn1ur
      @Christian-rn1ur 4 роки тому +75

      Only reason mark is successful with women is because he's the protagonist and it moves the plot forwards. In real life he'd have several restraining orders and be on some kind of register.

    • @Sgarnoncunce
      @Sgarnoncunce 3 роки тому +9

      @@Christian-rn1ur He's not a pedo. Not yet anyway.

    • @holystnicoley
      @holystnicoley 3 роки тому +21

      @@Sgarnoncunce He’s just incredibly hard to detect 🤫

    • @timeless1922
      @timeless1922 3 роки тому +15

      @@holystnicoley Just move on from the pedo area entirely

  • @DaveDexterMusic
    @DaveDexterMusic 3 роки тому +107

    I love Gerard trying to belittle the assistant. "Little stool", "pal". We see you, Gerard, we know what you're doing.

    • @FPL_MAN
      @FPL_MAN 3 роки тому +15

      That is so Gerard!

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 2 роки тому +10

      He's playing the long game.

    • @cynicalpenguin
      @cynicalpenguin Рік тому +3

      You've got your beady eye on him

  • @ScabbyCrab
    @ScabbyCrab 8 років тому +619

    "Yes you do surprise me..."
    You've been with a woman?!

  • @mrblaoblao6981
    @mrblaoblao6981 7 років тому +469

    "It's for my son, he's a big fan of The New Deal" xD

    • @papajohn2134
      @papajohn2134 6 років тому +24

      MrBlaoblao who isn't, it was the greatest cluster of incoherent economic policy ever

    • @cockoffgewgle4993
      @cockoffgewgle4993 5 років тому +21

      @@papajohn2134 So incoherent he was elected 4 times and America enjoyed its richest economic period in its history.

    • @ulrichthedragonslyer3408
      @ulrichthedragonslyer3408 5 років тому +17

      @@cockoffgewgle4993 yes he was vary good at taking advantage of Europe's wars to sell more grain.

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 4 роки тому +5

      @@OscarDirlwood The country is 9,5 million square kms of mostly moderate climate flatlands, defended from all sides by nature, rich enough to nourish 320+ million people and make them by far the biggest economy in the world.
      But yeah, only the world wars made them a superpower...

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 4 роки тому +4

      @@OscarDirlwood It's interesting that you bring up a policy yet forget about history. They didn't remain isolated from the Napoleonic Wars and they meddled in the affairs of almost every country of the Western Hemisphere immediately after they've established themselves as an independent country. Because that's what countries do. They live in the world, not in a vacuum.
      But suppose you're right and the world wars never happened. You think the US wouldn't have outgrown every single country in Europe with the natural advantages they have? It just happened sooner.

  • @PointsofData
    @PointsofData 3 роки тому +124

    I want to point out that Mark has an _older edition_ of Dungeons and Dragons in his closet during season 1. I think its the first episode; he opens his closet and up in the right hand corner it's clearly there.
    He found his people yet refused to associate with them

    • @jerm8123
      @jerm8123 3 роки тому +22

      yeah? well at least i don’t fancy elves and pixies

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 2 роки тому +10

      I think mark thinks he’s ‘above’ that crowd

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +2

      @@cartmanofsp which is hilarious, because he's the meganerd with the vintage DnD shit

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 2 роки тому +2

      @@PointsofData own it I say, enjoy what you enjoy 😂

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +3

      @@cartmanofsp ah, just realized how my comments came off. I'm into DnD/TTRPG myself and would love to own older DnD stuff. Just funny that Mark can't recognize what a hypocrite he's being and how he's cutting off people that could be the friend group he's always wanted.

  • @jpaulc441
    @jpaulc441 4 роки тому +38

    "They're not toys! just models..."
    Every Warhammer player has said this at least once.

    • @MagnificentFiend
      @MagnificentFiend 2 роки тому +1

      I'm cancelling you out of shame - like my subscription to _White Dwarf_

  • @myname719
    @myname719 4 роки тому +38

    "I'm several social ranks your senior"🤣
    "I'm a player!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @lfcforever1482
    @lfcforever1482 5 років тому +113

    *Just grab us a couple of Cybermen while you're up on your little stool there, will you pal*

    • @LukeGeoDude
      @LukeGeoDude 4 роки тому +8

      I like how everyone just accepted a jump from modeling Yalta to a couple of Dr.Who Cybermen for good measure.

  • @jbetteridge23
    @jbetteridge23 9 років тому +414

    Wolfy!

    • @joedoherty21
      @joedoherty21 8 років тому +20

      +Jacob Hello Wolf! WolfIE...

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 6 років тому +1

      Jacob he's such a consistently great actor.

  • @mpepp9
    @mpepp9 4 роки тому +74

    Mark's reaction when he realises they've got Stalin is just fantastic

    • @erikandersen3274
      @erikandersen3274 3 роки тому +10

      That's the look of a man who knows for a fact he's about to buy a doll and feels terrible about it.

  • @magnumdongsen2141
    @magnumdongsen2141 5 років тому +84

    mark’s face when he sees the Stalin doll 😂😂😂

  • @colinsweeney2628
    @colinsweeney2628 7 років тому +111

    its for my son, hes a big fan of the new deal

  • @Alex-yo1zg
    @Alex-yo1zg 5 років тому +27

    "Us? I'm several social ranks your senior Gerard"

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 2 роки тому +21

    Its sad how Gerard could have been a nice friend for Mark and facilitate his closeted geek hobbies if Mark didn't see him as an arch-nemesis competing for Dobby lol

  • @calvin3005
    @calvin3005 6 років тому +63

    Yeah, course you are mate :D

  • @IanR1205
    @IanR1205 5 років тому +55

    Some people would say this clip is an example of how terrible a person Mark really is. On the contrary I’d say it shows he’s actually a very kind person. He is able to harbor real-time malevolent thoughts about a person he hates while carrying on a perfectly civil conversation with them all the while leaving the person safely shielded from his utter disdain for them. Only a truly nice guy would go so far out of their way to do that for their fellow man.
    We salute you, Mark!

    • @michaelparra2134
      @michaelparra2134 5 років тому +24

      In fact, if you mute mark's thoughts, it looks like a very friendly scene

    • @ossyable
      @ossyable 4 роки тому +41

      Michael Parra and we have no idea how diabolical Gerard's inner voice is

    • @IanR1205
      @IanR1205 4 роки тому +11

      dmotorhead - Good point. For all we know Gerard is probably thinking about murdering mark and raping his corpse. And here Mark is treating him like a decent human being. Further undeniable evidence of Mark’s benevolent and tolerant nature. And not a good look for Gerard if I do say so.

    • @ossyable
      @ossyable 4 роки тому +3

      Ian Rozzano steady on lol Probably just scheming to dib the Dobby and sideline mark.

    • @disappointedoptimist255
      @disappointedoptimist255 6 місяців тому

      People also think he's fumbling a friendship and is being silly for insisting on not being a geeky loser, but that's a very fine feeling to have. Once you've grown out of your more embarrassing traits, people around you that remind you of them are going to make you uncomfortable, and you don't owe it to them to belittle yourself if you'd rather move on to more mature things just because currently the more mature people aren't accepting you.

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 Рік тому +2

    "Yeah, course you are mate." /knowing smile
    🤣

  • @agdgdgwngo
    @agdgdgwngo 6 років тому +39

    Just grab us a couple cyber men while your up on your little perch pal. They're not for playing with, obviously, just gonna keep them in their boxes, mint condition...

  • @JesusCommando
    @JesusCommando 4 роки тому +6

    Mark’s internal oneupmanship with Gerard is gold!

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 роки тому +4

    This is Leisure Games in Finchley, I've been there several times!

  • @bassreeves2410
    @bassreeves2410 3 роки тому +45

    do gerard and johnson represent the two extreme ends of mark's personality?

    • @kriddz
      @kriddz 3 роки тому +7

      Like Johnson is the super ego, mark the ego and Gerard the Id?

    • @Mathemagical55
      @Mathemagical55 2 роки тому +19

      Johnson is what Mark wants to be, Gerard is what he fears becoming.

    • @williamstewart3774
      @williamstewart3774 2 роки тому +2

      in this analogy im scared to ask who the extreme end of jez is on the other side of super hans

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti Рік тому +2

      @@williamstewart3774 Barney/Jamie

  • @bigc181
    @bigc181 5 років тому +60

    What's Wolfie doing working in th nerd shop?
    He had aspirations to be a mechanic in his younger days.

  • @evansn79
    @evansn79 4 роки тому +3

    Mark standing next to a shelf of wrath of kings minis... if only he knew he could have turned a tidy profit on them on ebay a few years later.

  • @sam_marley
    @sam_marley 5 років тому +22

    Oh wow...they’ve got Stalin!
    *what*

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 5 років тому +2

      One of the strangest things I've seen made; makes me wonder how many more there are. Is there one of Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Castro and whoever was the Emperor of Japan during WWII in that shop, too?

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 4 роки тому +2

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121 Hirohito

  • @davidbanterford3216
    @davidbanterford3216 Рік тому +4

    Funny how this show traversed the period from 'nerd' culture being genuinely alternative and fringe to a chiselled mainstream product that just about everyone consumes

  • @dorchadha
    @dorchadha 8 років тому +32

    Wolfie

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 5 років тому +9

    2:07 Wolfe from The Inbetweeners

  • @maxpope9361
    @maxpope9361 5 років тому +5

    wolfie, going up in the world

  • @MichaelDodge27
    @MichaelDodge27 5 років тому +4

    I wish my Graphic Design BFA paid out 100,000 quid for a logo design

  • @teenytv5194
    @teenytv5194 4 роки тому +6

    I love this board game shop so much. Was so hyped when I saw it in a show I love 😂

  • @Jim_Lahey101
    @Jim_Lahey101 6 років тому +4

    Leisure Games in Finchley

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 5 років тому +14

    "Get a couple of cibermen while you're up on your little stool mate. They're not for playing with or anything." Lmfao!

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 3 роки тому +2

      As someone who's worked in stores like these, I'd honest be more annoyed by the collector comment. At least get some use out of the things, maybe even get the kids involved. Models weren't meant to be trapped in cardboard prisons to sit on a shelf collecting dust until forgotten about, even if they do accrue in value, the number that do get resold is minimal compared to the number that get thrown out by the girlfriend/wife/mother on a house purge.

  • @youtubeman2001
    @youtubeman2001 Місяць тому +1

    I feel like Mark and Gerrard would have been good friends if it wasn’t for their love rivalry with Dobby lol

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 6 місяців тому

    Great that instead of like tanks or fighter planes or even soldier figurines, they have dolls of famous historical people, showing just how much roleplaying "being interested in history" really is

  • @tsundokus
    @tsundokus 4 роки тому

    As a comic book fan who owns thousands of dollars worth of omnibus. This is the line that I must never cross

  • @bipbipbopbop
    @bipbipbopbop 5 років тому +6

    Wish I was a graphic designer

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti Рік тому

      I tried to be an Industrial Designer; then the world got so fucked up I could no longer understand it any more. I should have been a Design historian instead.

  • @JamaicanMeCrazy86
    @JamaicanMeCrazy86 3 роки тому +4

    They haven’t had uncle Joe in for a while.

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker63 Рік тому +2

    Oooh Mark is a PLAYER! 😆 Tbh if it wasn't for their rivalry over Dobby, I think Mark and Gerrard would have been good friends. Both socially awkward and with similar interests, but just enough difference between them to allow Mark to feel like he's the Alpha in the relationship. Under different circumstances, it would have worked brilliantly! Poor Gerrard R.I.P.

  • @jackowen6929
    @jackowen6929 4 роки тому +3

    Anyone know if those kind of historical models exist and where they could be found, asking for a mate...

  • @jaybizzle1995
    @jaybizzle1995 4 роки тому +1

    they should have been best mates but they both thought they were superior than the other

  • @TheSchemer1
    @TheSchemer1 4 роки тому +14

    0:25 Funny as peep show is I couldn't relate to Mark's response more. Worse thing you can do is call yourself an ugly loser and try and drag your "friends", into your woe-is-me narrative XD Had to deal with a lad like this at colllege, when I cut that bitter incel loose I was a lot happier and more productive in every possible way

    • @Spamjim0211
      @Spamjim0211 4 роки тому +1

      My old high school were full of people similar to that. Their main reason of existing was to tangle other people into their boring ass lives

    • @TheSchemer1
      @TheSchemer1 4 роки тому +1

      @@Spamjim0211 Yeah, as opposed to trying to work on making their boring ass lives more interesting ass

    • @saltech3444
      @saltech3444 2 роки тому +1

      "Course you are, mate."

    • @boozecruiser
      @boozecruiser Рік тому +1

      BASED

  • @JM19649
    @JM19649 4 роки тому +2

    Relax mark. You're not actually at Yalta

  • @123agidee_2
    @123agidee_2 4 роки тому +4

    To be fair mark has pulled some pretty attractive women

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti Рік тому

      So did Jerry Seinfeld or George Louis Costanza, which is equally perplexing.

  • @Brickcellent
    @Brickcellent 5 років тому +1

    2:07 Wolfie!

  • @aaronhurst4379
    @aaronhurst4379 2 роки тому +1

    Wooaahh I didn't recall Mark ever using the R word, jeeez

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531
    @pepepoopsonthefarright7531 9 місяців тому

    "...it's for my.. son, he's a big fan of the new deal..."

  • @roryheath219
    @roryheath219 3 роки тому

    There’s looking Old and then there’s that !

  • @MaD_fX
    @MaD_fX 4 роки тому +2

    Was this shot in Croydon branch of Forbidden Planet?

    • @arman2774
      @arman2774 2 роки тому

      Well at 2:12, KFC can be seen outside and the KFC on Church street (the street with forbidden planet) is on the same side as Forbidden Planet but is further up the street. So probably not, unless KFC was initially situated further down Church street but has since moved up for some reason.

    • @ambiguousgender7616
      @ambiguousgender7616 Рік тому

      ​@arman2774 it's in Fincheley Central

  • @ratedmega9578
    @ratedmega9578 5 років тому +3

    Hello Wolfy.

  • @leigh7507
    @leigh7507 2 роки тому

    Oh damn, the guy behind the till is wolfie in the Inbetweeners (the mechanic)

  • @AJDHelix
    @AJDHelix 5 років тому

    Let's not forget Mark looks at that Stalin doll THEN NOTICES THE FDR AFTERWARDS, EVEN THOUGH ITS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO IT.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 3 роки тому +1

      He is blanking the entire place, pretending it is beneath him or not want to catch the nerd. History is his weakness however.

  • @tubbzock
    @tubbzock 8 років тому +20

    its leisure games in finchley!

    • @Sam.Woolfe
      @Sam.Woolfe 8 років тому +1

      I recognised it too!

    • @ambiguousgender7616
      @ambiguousgender7616 6 років тому

      tubbzock ive always wondered this! Go past all there all the time.

    • @STUCKISMDOTCOM
      @STUCKISMDOTCOM 4 роки тому

      Yes you can see the Kentucky Fried across the road

  • @darkeyesdog
    @darkeyesdog 9 років тому +2

    Gerrard

  • @Citizen_J
    @Citizen_J Рік тому

    Been watching the show for over 6 years and I just found it is "Gerard" not "Jarod" or "Jared"... apparently.

  • @ellisjames8517
    @ellisjames8517 5 років тому

    Wolfie...if you know you know

  • @3toedbob
    @3toedbob 8 років тому

    Which episode is this one?

  • @nax1807
    @nax1807 2 роки тому +2

    "you've been with a woman?"

  • @TonySwitzer
    @TonySwitzer 2 роки тому

    Hello, I am currently working on a five-part series ranking every episode of Peep Show, and I would like to use a small bit of this for my video that I would like to put on UA-cam. Do you mind?

  • @si4632
    @si4632 Рік тому

    Never pick a fight with stalin gerard 🤣

  • @123agidee_2
    @123agidee_2 4 роки тому

    Why did wolfie stop being a mechanic

  • @ryanwilliams4223
    @ryanwilliams4223 Рік тому

    Dude in the blue shirt is that Bellend from Inbetweeners haha

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 4 роки тому +1

    Ok. Big Bang boys or these guys?

    • @tigerskob
      @tigerskob 4 роки тому

      Big Bang is trash, should never ever be watched

  • @BabylonCentral
    @BabylonCentral 4 роки тому

    Vale Gerard. Vale.

  • @fastair8546
    @fastair8546 5 років тому +1

    the FDR doll lol wtf

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 6 років тому +5

    I'm a nerd but what's the deal with these dolls? They look like regular action man gi Joe dolls but with a toy wheelchair and a suit. Like why spend more than 20 quid on it

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 6 років тому +5

      Well, I'm a huge transformers fan, and I pay every once in a while ridiculous amounts of money for "Masterpiece" versions of the toys from the original 1984 cartoon, so... I understand that being Mark such a geek AND a huge fan of history, he'd spend money on FDR, Stalin and so on

  • @HelloImDavid1000
    @HelloImDavid1000 5 років тому +2

    Wolfie from the inbetweeners must have got fired from the mechanics and changed to this shop

  • @cybernautadventurer
    @cybernautadventurer 8 років тому +137

    This is why Mark is an extremely unlikeable character. He's not a nice person.

    • @lptomtom
      @lptomtom 6 років тому +72

      That's why he's such a great character, though!

    • @UKman945
      @UKman945 6 років тому +32

      I don't know what this says about me but I love his character because he's similar to me

    • @julialostetter8855
      @julialostetter8855 5 років тому +11

      Mark is my favorite character on the show

    • @andrewroberts8139
      @andrewroberts8139 5 років тому +1

      @Avid Fan Have some manners and refer to a woman by their name rather than 'woman'

    • @brendancadogan6235
      @brendancadogan6235 5 років тому

      @@sophiecalder-jones6630 boom

  • @ModMokkaMatti
    @ModMokkaMatti Рік тому

    Mark was superior to no one, so why was he always so down on the G-Man? A tube up one's nose is far less disturbing than a freakazoid ballsack with tainted nuts. Did he ever get that corrected? We never did learn about that after his encounter with that nurse.

  • @nikushim6665
    @nikushim6665 Рік тому

    "i wish i had a audi" said no one ever..... They only come in two styles. Middle of the road decent, and absolute shitbox.

  • @naheem
    @naheem 3 роки тому

    Ofcourse you are mate 😂
    I never picked how much of a d*** Mark is. The narrative is always from Mark's perspective.

  • @Mathemagical55
    @Mathemagical55 6 років тому +6

    Mark would say "icosahedral die" not 20-sided.

    • @martinlarsson8947
      @martinlarsson8947 6 років тому +6

      Sure but the audience has to understand what he is thinking.

    • @leoveas9965
      @leoveas9965 4 роки тому +3

      Mark would say 20-sided. You know that he would because he does in this very same scene

  • @herbiehusker1889
    @herbiehusker1889 5 років тому +1

    I can't tell who is worse, FDR or Uncle Joe.

  • @Dandivide
    @Dandivide 8 років тому +9

    War machine models on the shelf behind... loooooool... everyone knows GW models (and games!) are the best. How that shop makes any profit i just don't know.
    .... yeah maybe GW didn't license peep show but my inflammatory comment still stands.
    Get Rekt son.

    • @MagnificentFiend
      @MagnificentFiend 7 років тому

      Dandivide Oi, Warmahordes is great ;-)

    • @wolfganghendery8298
      @wolfganghendery8298 5 років тому

      I can't see how anyone can afford $250NZ (Sigmar knows how many British pounds) for a model of one white Warhammer Fantasy character. More if you want a good hero like Vlad or Mannfred. I thought about getting one single unit and it would have meant I couldn't eat for a week lmfao.

  • @FIMOE123
    @FIMOE123 4 роки тому

    Doll Playing Wankers

  • @dancorcoran7883
    @dancorcoran7883 10 років тому +42

    First view and comment, I'm better than everyone else that comments and views.

    • @supermurus
      @supermurus 10 років тому +2

      Except for me, nobody is better than me

    • @dinkthroughball
      @dinkthroughball 10 років тому +22

      Damn. My self esteem can't take this.

    • @Nathaniel_Peterson
      @Nathaniel_Peterson 9 років тому +3

      +Dan Corcoran You're nothing but a party crasher.

    • @bobsmith5441
      @bobsmith5441 5 років тому

      Facts!!

  • @Combinia
    @Combinia 3 роки тому

    hahaha this video is gold, if you are older than 10 and you have action figures in your possesion you are a l-o0-s-e-r whahahah