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  • @LessTheWorld
    @LessTheWorld Рік тому +2782

    flashing lights warning after 3:2O until 3:26

    • @LeapIntoAction
      @LeapIntoAction Рік тому +84

      Came to see if anyone had posted a warning! Thank you!!

    • @cha0ticneutralbigs
      @cha0ticneutralbigs Рік тому +70

      Thankyou you saved me from a lot of pain ❤️

    • @juiceboxfromthevoid
      @juiceboxfromthevoid Рік тому +14

      Thank you :]

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks Рік тому +3

      @Display Name you'll develop a disability if you live to be 80; enjoy your able body while it lasts ;)

    • @ilfoxyy
      @ilfoxyy Рік тому +75

      @Display Name 🤡

  • @dokidoki65
    @dokidoki65 Рік тому +3455

    There's something sinister about making a song repeating the word suicide when your audience is extremely depressed young men

  • @da3855
    @da3855 Рік тому +2964

    Considering that Tate is always talking about subliminal messages in the media, it’s suspicious and creepy that he made a song where he repeats the word “suicide” to his audience of unstable boys

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 Рік тому +286

      It gives me actual chills, honestly. It's subliminal but incredibly very obvious. It's really actually terrifying that he can do that, like, imagine how many members of his largely unstable audience will actually commit suicide.

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 Рік тому +105

      He gets paid to choke them

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +176

      Guys, it’s actually not that smart. Tate just isn’t that smart. He is talking about suicide doors which are the kind of doors in his McLaren and several other supercars (the ones that open vertically instead of horizontally).
      He clearly started from there and tried to keep up the suicide thing for a cohesive theme but failed miserably due to his asinine wordplay.

    • @lottieofdoom
      @lottieofdoom Рік тому

      @@Lucaz99 Suicide doors are the ones that open backwards. Scissor doors are the ones that open upwards.

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +62

      @@lottieofdoom you’re right, someone down in the comments commented something, so Tate could be sending subliminal messages or maybe he’s just a dumbass who loves talking about cars but doesn’t actually know anything about them. Makes sense after all the cars are just status symbols for him just like women and just like women, he probably doesn’t understand them lol

  • @Skrogansauce
    @Skrogansauce Рік тому +1214

    Tate invoking the name of Kurt Cobain, someone who's basically the furthest from Andrew Tate in every way

    • @Luka-DanteGodofMischief
      @Luka-DanteGodofMischief Рік тому +204

      Cobain would be the first to give that fool Tate two middle fingers

    • @Lynn-rv4ty
      @Lynn-rv4ty Рік тому +133

      in bloom is literally about men like andrew tate

    • @imnotawake99
      @imnotawake99 Рік тому +76

      He need to keep his name out his mouth

    • @lmaooff362
      @lmaooff362 Рік тому +12

      it has also not been confirmed that Kurt's death was a suicide. It's widely thought to be, but there's no definite proof. It personally rubs me the wrong way when that is thought of as a fact (even though it's very possible)

    • @availanila
      @availanila Рік тому +66

      @@lmaooff362 he killed himself and that's a fact. Now what's a malicious theory is harassing people insisting it wasn't.

  • @Infinijam
    @Infinijam Рік тому +1167

    “No soap for me!” Kills me 😭😭

    • @ShunJ89
      @ShunJ89 Рік тому +50

      No soap he won’t drop it. Lol 😂

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Рік тому

      No soap, he's a stinky little boy

    • @aves1099
      @aves1099 Рік тому +2

      Andre Tate the type of guy who’s afraid to wash his ass cos he thinks it’s gay

    • @NotCthulhu
      @NotCthulhu Рік тому

      "No soap. Cheese d*ck. I'm a r*pist. I smell bad."

  • @Jay-zt1pq
    @Jay-zt1pq Рік тому +2737

    Okay but Jarvis' Tate impression is actually spot on.

    • @sporkspork8446
      @sporkspork8446 Рік тому +41

      literally

    • @kb-wu5on
      @kb-wu5on Рік тому +63

      its so scary like

    • @feec4900
      @feec4900 Рік тому +128

      When he said "university" I was almost convinced it was just Tate

    • @sym3428
      @sym3428 Рік тому +26

      it's eerily good

    • @bunji_beans
      @bunji_beans Рік тому +10

      Innit?!

  • @Flyn4thewin
    @Flyn4thewin Рік тому +830

    So as a mariner I'd like to point out a yacht is technically just any vessel used for pleasure, so all tate said is "might buy a boat, and not even for business purposes" lmaaoo

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 Рік тому +62

      So a little motorboat or even a rowboat could technically be a yacht if its not used for business?

    • @emm8357
      @emm8357 Рік тому +4

      Underrated comment

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin Рік тому

      @@eva1585 yupp. Technically your uncles shitty aluminum fishing boat is a yacht, assuming it doesn't fall under the tender class based on footage. Boating and that language surrounding it is all technicalities and BS. It was made that way to keep "undesirables" out of the yachting world.

    • @Flyn4thewin
      @Flyn4thewin Рік тому +57

      @@eva1585 I should correct; a row boat is almost always classed as a tender.

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 Рік тому +6

      @@Flyn4thewin that's hilarious

  • @tabuni.notfound7770
    @tabuni.notfound7770 Рік тому +1592

    watching jordan constantly change the way he is crumpled up in that chair makes me feel so seen

  • @abb3rz07
    @abb3rz07 Рік тому +2697

    the burst of laughter at "or a yacht" gave me such a big smile, you two have such infectious laughs

    • @sleepthruyoalarm.
      @sleepthruyoalarm. Рік тому +47

      omg i replayed that part like 5 times 🤣

    • @ksolo5382
      @ksolo5382 Рік тому +68

      My favourite is "no soap" 😂

    • @emm8357
      @emm8357 Рік тому +14

      @@ksolo5382 I wasn’t expecting it, it was too funny 😆

  • @anti8545
    @anti8545 Рік тому +838

    There's nothing funnier than Andrew Tate's CTE brain going "oh wait... a boat doesn't sound expensive enough. I better say I'll buy a yacht"

    • @gunsmokegaloreyt6840
      @gunsmokegaloreyt6840 Рік тому +43

      CTE BRAIN 😭

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +31

      Hahaha Tate having massive CTE injuries would actually explain so much about his aggressive and erratic behavior.

    • @mousetrap.p.gulligan
      @mousetrap.p.gulligan Рік тому +21

      I swear the production team doubled the "or" and it makes it sound like he stutters self-consciously "buy a boat.... o-or a yacht"

  • @arlysshewitt6544
    @arlysshewitt6544 Рік тому +1692

    the suicide song really changed my depression right around. thanks mr tate

    • @karanaher5030
      @karanaher5030 Рік тому +20

      You still alive?

    • @arlysshewitt6544
      @arlysshewitt6544 Рік тому +208

      @@karanaher5030 my needs for doing the opposite of everything andrew tate does outweigh my depressed tendencies. im cured

    • @karanaher5030
      @karanaher5030 Рік тому +37

      @@arlysshewitt6544 I see. So you're not an alleged human traff currently in prison. Nice to know.

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks Рік тому +54

      @@arlysshewitt6544 Therapists start adopting this music video as standard suicide emergency treatment, and cure people from their tendencies.

    • @TombNGloom
      @TombNGloom Рік тому +11

      @@karanaher5030 😭 I don't even know how to reply to this. I'd say here you dropped 👑 but I didn't even know there was a contest in this comment section

  • @peachy_lili
    @peachy_lili Рік тому +578

    he just had a word he thought sounded catchy rapping over and over and then didn't bother to write any bars that weren't just shit he saw around his office
    "Suicide! Astroglide! Paper cup, bottlecap, Spring Tide!"

    • @jocelemon
      @jocelemon Рік тому +101

      mans is doing a parody of the fairly odd parents theme song

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Рік тому +40

      @@jocelemon
      Lmao Andrew Tate jumping around going
      “Obtuse rubber goose green sna- wait hold up-“

    • @taylorfry7680
      @taylorfry7680 Рік тому +8

      Listeeeeeen, y'all comments had me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 16 днів тому

      "Soap pope rope note dope yolk"
      -Andrew Tate

  • @somedudeok1451
    @somedudeok1451 Рік тому +1028

    The fact that anybody above the age of 10 could see this and think Tate is somehow a cool guy who's got life figured out is bewildering.

    • @poopiepoopyes1966
      @poopiepoopyes1966 Рік тому +49

      My dad 💀

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd Рік тому +103

      @@poopiepoopyes1966 save him-

    • @poopiepoopyes1966
      @poopiepoopyes1966 Рік тому +32

      @@Heather-ip8sd he’s gone to deep 😔😔 it’s too lateeeee!!

    • @naterambles8525
      @naterambles8525 Рік тому +1

      It's a symptom of brain damage.
      Have some sympathy for those who can not think. This is the MATRIX after all.

    • @poopiepoopyes1966
      @poopiepoopyes1966 Рік тому +31

      @Sukmyanuuuuus my mum hates andrew tate 🙏🙏🙏

  • @trailersparks
    @trailersparks Рік тому +2887

    Andrew Tate, notoriously just like Kurt Cobain, one of the most vocally anti-rape artists of all time

    • @blyzer7373
      @blyzer7373 Рік тому +603

      Andrew Tate found out about the song "R*pe Me" and took it literally.

    • @zortaithechurch
      @zortaithechurch Рік тому +224

      @@blyzer7373 I'm glad he didn't find "Polly" first

    • @dianaishtar
      @dianaishtar Рік тому +48

      Lmaooo that's so fucked up 💀💀💀

    • @tarettime9392
      @tarettime9392 Рік тому +53

      @@zortaithechurch he did but he didn’t get it

    • @simonferocious
      @simonferocious Рік тому +326

      Kurt would DESPISE this man lmao

  • @Mecheres
    @Mecheres Рік тому +347

    "buy myself a boat or... or a yacht" made me LOSE MY MIND.

  • @mathis3440
    @mathis3440 Рік тому +503

    I think he might think butterfly doors are the same thing as suicide doors.

    • @pirategirl102
      @pirategirl102 Рік тому +42

      wait wait oh nO

    • @archer4424
      @archer4424 Рік тому +57

      Oh man that is so fuckin funny if it's true

    • @Emigdala
      @Emigdala Рік тому +21

      I was looking for a comment abt this LMFAO

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Рік тому +17

      @@Emigdala Same, the second I saw the car I had a feeling.

    • @KoiFoxx
      @KoiFoxx Рік тому +7

      Oh....shittttt, you probably right

  • @cuddlecows
    @cuddlecows Рік тому +379

    I have no idea what's happening in that music video. That dog is too distracting. When he yawned, I lost it. I'm a big fan of that pit bull. He is the only thing that's ever mattered.

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 Рік тому +54

      He was holding the doggos paw at one point too. Makes me almost not despise him

    • @user369dsf
      @user369dsf Рік тому +35

      literally me every single time a dog is in a music video

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j Рік тому +1

      Shame it’s ears are clipped. I imagine the tail is cropped too
      He seems like the kind of cunt who’d do that

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 6 місяців тому +4

      I really hope the dog isnt also a misogynist

  • @bunji_beans
    @bunji_beans Рік тому +789

    I didn't know he could get more unbearable. He sure showed me!

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox Рік тому +313

    A good game to play is "did Christian Gray or Andrew Tate say this?". Read a line and have people guess if it was from 50 shades or if andrew tate said it.

  • @punkrckr6889
    @punkrckr6889 Рік тому +256

    The funny thing about him being the type to be like "I don't read books because I'm too busy making money" is that before he blew up he had a tweet go viral that was literally just "I haven't seen Star Wars and I'll never see Star Wars because I'm too busy making money" and everyone dunked on him for it

    • @Scoreos77
      @Scoreos77 Рік тому +6

      lowkey his best take

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd Рік тому +48

      😭😭I remember Drew Gooden talking ab this-

    • @V4ND4L1Z3RR
      @V4ND4L1Z3RR Рік тому +3

      @@Heather-ip8sdwhat video I forgor

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd Рік тому +28

      @@V4ND4L1Z3RR it’s a 3 year old vid of Drew titled “the dumbest things I’ve seen this month”

  • @biseragjurovska1998
    @biseragjurovska1998 Рік тому +257

    Andrew Tate and Music should not be in the same sentence

    • @dubspool
      @dubspool Рік тому +38

      Unless “can’t make” is sandwiched in between the two.

    • @f.j.9391
      @f.j.9391 Рік тому +27

      @@dubspool don’t forget the infamous “ It’s cringey ” before the period.

    • @nightshade3782
      @nightshade3782 Рік тому +4

      @@f.j.9391 and that's how we got to full, correct sentence with this two

  • @fairpoet
    @fairpoet Рік тому +492

    I recently saw a newspaper article from Goshen, Indiana about Tate as a child of 5 or 6. He was a young chess player, and someone was hoping to start a local chess club built around him. He started crying in a tournament because he wasn't doing well, so his dad pulled him out. I don't want to clown on a kid, but I will accept all Andrew Tate tears.

    • @tuckerbio
      @tuckerbio Рік тому +50

      That's crazy I live like 45 minutes away from Goshen and hate that place with all my heart LMAO

    • @BorderOllie
      @BorderOllie Рік тому +67

      @@tuckerbio to be fair I don't think I've ever heard someone say a nice thing about Indiana

    • @tuckerbio
      @tuckerbio Рік тому

      @@BorderOllie can confirm, and if they ride or die for Indiana that's usually a red flag lmao
      I live right next to the border and I've played a ton of shows all over northern Indiana
      Every place reeks of stale beer and thinly veiled ignorance

    • @hannahleigh6152
      @hannahleigh6152 Рік тому

      @@BorderOllie Let's not ignore that Stranger Things fans exist

    • @BorderOllie
      @BorderOllie Рік тому +33

      @@hannahleigh6152 Indiana isn't even real

  • @naterambles8525
    @naterambles8525 Рік тому +240

    Tate is the epitome of insecurity.

  • @MelodyTCG
    @MelodyTCG Рік тому +367

    I wonder what his fellow inmates will think of it

    • @JohnDoe-wl5xm
      @JohnDoe-wl5xm Рік тому +95

      they rap it while they kick the shit out of him

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse Рік тому +37

      @@JohnDoe-wl5xm as they should

    • @lakeofrot4198
      @lakeofrot4198 Рік тому +30

      As long as he's choking the boys it'll be fine.

  • @emmamix
    @emmamix Рік тому +579

    The way my face did the exact same thing as Jarvis and Jordan when he said "kicking down doors like police in a raid"

  • @assumedqui
    @assumedqui Рік тому +314

    i think the funniest part of this video is the fact that andrew tate, owner of multiple cars with butterfly doors, called the style of doors on his McLaren "suicide doors".

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +48

      Omfg you’re right! He even had me convinced that they were called suicide doors and not butterfly doors. This means this man either is
      1. A poser who always talks about cars but doesn’t even know a basic car fact
      2. A dummie who thought butterfly doors weren’t manly enough and changed it to suicide doors to look cool despite not having a single car with suicide doors

    • @madlie2452
      @madlie2452 Рік тому +26

      *former owner lmao

  • @Deemo202
    @Deemo202 Рік тому +228

    “Might buy myself a boat! *completely falls off the beat* or a yacht”

  • @bitebackbunny
    @bitebackbunny Рік тому +103

    "came from the bottom to the top"
    - twinks when their bear bf says they wanna reverse positions

  • @anootnoot7192
    @anootnoot7192 Рік тому +317

    can’t stop replaying “might buy myself a boat. or a yacht.” there are people out there who think this doofus is the smartest person alive 😭

  • @Lucaz99
    @Lucaz99 Рік тому +122

    The fact his fans actually gobbled this shit up and even PRAISED THAT SPECIFIC LINE is killing me. CANNOT BELIEVE HIS FANS ARENT ALL 14 year olds who think Tate wisdom is *deep*

  • @whatsupranchdubois
    @whatsupranchdubois Рік тому +98

    at my old job we had a censored version of in da club that was so heavily censored the chorus just went "you can find me in the club.......................... so come gimme a hug"

  • @MsMrReason
    @MsMrReason Рік тому +121

    Look at me I am standing by a tree - take a hundred grand turn it into three
    Here I come walking through the door- take a hundred grand turn it into four
    I got more honeys than a bee hive - take a hundred grand turn it into five
    Went to the park and picked up some sticks - then took a hundred grand and turned it into six
    When I die I will go to Hustler's heaven - took a hundred grand and turned it into seven
    Todays music video was brought to you courtesy of the numbers 3-7 , And we thank Cobra Tate for his appearance on sesame street

  • @Verdelish
    @Verdelish Рік тому +368

    Jordan’s “…the fuck?” was actual perfection 😂

  • @oddott
    @oddott Рік тому +81

    he looks so delighted as he's singing "suicide" in front of that poor woman

  • @maybetomorrow3537
    @maybetomorrow3537 Рік тому +68

    “Take $100 grand and I turn it into four, traffic women, take it all so that I can make more.”
    - Tate’s actual business model

  • @parmesan5150
    @parmesan5150 Рік тому +87

    I like how he just says suicide repeatedly which has nothing to do with the rest of the song

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 Рік тому +230

    so weird yet comforting to see y'all in the same room

  • @tyler1234321
    @tyler1234321 Рік тому +111

    At this point, I'm not sure what's worse. The human trafficking or these raps.

    • @boyunderbridge
      @boyunderbridge Рік тому +48

      Being human trafficked and forced to listen to these raps

    • @nightshade3782
      @nightshade3782 Рік тому +23

      This is a human trafficking of rap music

  • @wormie77
    @wormie77 Рік тому +178

    it is upsetting how good jarvis’s andrew tate impression is

  • @DeathPetalArt
    @DeathPetalArt Рік тому +279

    I also made money trying to choke boys; I didn't know Taint was also a Dominatrix 🤔

    • @sugasweet435
      @sugasweet435 Рік тому

      Do…do you choke women as well? Asking for a friend

    • @tamago8042
      @tamago8042 Рік тому +41

      He’s closeted but now we all know the truth 💀

    • @dickdiamonds3410
      @dickdiamonds3410 Рік тому +10

      Makes sense. He seems like a jealous daddy angry because I like dommy mommies too

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Рік тому +16

      thinking of that one wildass video of him and Adin Ross meeting in a hotel room where Tate sat in a chair for a hot minute and then leaves and Ross just... smells the chair Tate was sitting on??? dom/sub behaviour it fucking haunts me

  • @pusheenqueen519
    @pusheenqueen519 Рік тому +188

    He's gonna have to learn to play prison harmonica now

    • @brind4001
      @brind4001 Рік тому +10

      Would be an actual talent…

    • @sof27
      @sof27 Рік тому +1

      @BRIND so a first for him. glad he'll be trying new things!!

  • @grantcrawford3170
    @grantcrawford3170 Рік тому +82

    Killed me when they both came in with "grassy knoll"

  • @elliot__agares
    @elliot__agares Рік тому +101

    I thought I couldn't rime when writing songs, but after hearing Andrew tate music I now feel like the best song writer in the world

    • @isThisTakenToo---
      @isThisTakenToo--- Рік тому +2

      I'll bet he doesn't know that "fire" rhimes with "desire"

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv Рік тому +11

      That's the real secret of his bullsh1t. He's so cringe he makes you feel better by comparison lol

    • @isThisTakenToo---
      @isThisTakenToo--- Рік тому +4

      @@strayiggytv my dude cracked the code

  • @TheCrateOfLemons
    @TheCrateOfLemons Рік тому +33

    And today I found out that I could have fought Tate if I stuck with professional kickboxing. I'm sad to have missed out on that very punchable man.

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Рік тому +7

      I mean, I'm sure there's other also very punchable men there. They just talk so openly about their bigoted views and disgusting actions

  • @420kleiner
    @420kleiner 7 місяців тому +24

    Bro as someone who has recently started making music listening to Andrew Tate "rap" is very confidence boosting

    • @nothingtoseehere309
      @nothingtoseehere309 5 місяців тому

      Ong bro 😭

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort 4 місяці тому

      If Tate can have fans, you can blow him out of the water 🙏🏼 best of luck my guy

  • @enfieldlammergeier
    @enfieldlammergeier Рік тому +32

    The fact that Andrew Tate has a bully breed is expected, so I’m not even surprised. I really hope the dog was well-treated because man, we don’t need another story of a big scary bully mauling a child because the owner is a douchebag who refuses to train their animal

    • @Louis-ty6li
      @Louis-ty6li Рік тому +1

      I know this is an old comment, but he doesn't. He has a husky named Apollo last I remembered. I've never seen Tate with a bully dog, at least in his old videos, which were, no joke, called "tate speeches."

    • @enfieldlammergeier
      @enfieldlammergeier Рік тому +6

      @@Louis-ty6li
      Oh thank God. I was referring to the dog on 2:46 which is a bully breed. Hopefully it was a hired animal actor and isn’t actually his dog or any of his friends’ dog.

  • @ElloItsSmee
    @ElloItsSmee Рік тому +39

    Andrew Tate compared himself to Kurt Cobain 💀💀💀
    A very quick Google would show that Kurt was actually a good person and then Andrew would call him a beta nerd or something.

    • @ebenezer-scrooge
      @ebenezer-scrooge Рік тому +18

      Kurt would literally disagree with every single thing taint agrees with lol

  • @supersvn6745
    @supersvn6745 Рік тому +44

    this song has helped keep my school tate-free because all the guys at my school care about music so much that they know they’d get clowned on for supporting the man who made that shit

    • @spicy8618
      @spicy8618 Рік тому +3

      Not the case for mine unfortunately

    • @nohabloespanol-t6r
      @nohabloespanol-t6r Рік тому +3

      ​@@spicy8618same. The guys in my school be hardcore supporters of Mr. Tate

  • @poppyseed5270
    @poppyseed5270 Рік тому +88

    At 13:40 I really thought they played a soundbite 😭 Jarvis's Tate impression is top notch

  • @piratemeow
    @piratemeow Рік тому +83

    “Competition instead of boys” had me crying!!
    This video marks Jarvis’ new villain arc because that accent is crazy spot on. Tate’s personal troll 😂

  • @docsnake
    @docsnake Рік тому +23

    “A powerful 15 second Missionary followed by a handshake at best.”
    DEAD!!!

  • @L0rdL0ki
    @L0rdL0ki Рік тому +116

    At least there's no doubt Andrew wrote this himself. Gotta respect the confidence - No ghost writers here

  • @sasandbernard7862
    @sasandbernard7862 Рік тому +35

    I’m convinced the only rap that Tate has ever heard is that one Reese’s Puffs commercial.

  • @beecat4183
    @beecat4183 Рік тому +77

    T a t to the e... Oh man. Was this written by the guy who did the fruity pebbles rap commercial?

    • @sugasweet435
      @sugasweet435 Рік тому +13

      I’ll take Reeses Puffs over Tate any day

    • @t-dude352
      @t-dude352 Рік тому +4

      @@sugasweet435
      REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS
      EAT 'EM UP
      EAT 'EM UP
      EAT 'EM UP
      EAT 'EM UP

    • @sugasweet435
      @sugasweet435 Рік тому +1

      @@t-dude352 forever iconic 💃🏾💃🏾

  • @loading...9920
    @loading...9920 Рік тому +86

    bruh Jarvis' impression is so good wtf

  • @howinnocentistheday
    @howinnocentistheday Рік тому +24

    He probably thought it was so smart to have the suicide doors open in that first video but those are butterfly doors...

  • @becca53444
    @becca53444 6 місяців тому +14

    Omg thank you for pointing out how cringe it is when guys film themselves with cigars and whiskey. It’s like they’re cosplaying rich old men from the 50s. It’s so ridiculous and try hard

    • @poleve5409
      @poleve5409 5 місяців тому

      that's kinda the point. These guys want it to be the 50s again before the "satanic 60s", despite being born in the 90s

  • @s4ltenj0y3r
    @s4ltenj0y3r 5 місяців тому +12

    The irony of saying “do or die” in a song about suicide. Like I’m pretty sure that’s do AND die buddy.

    • @aleagamer
      @aleagamer 4 місяці тому +2

      He forgot what suicide means

  • @Maggdalena00
    @Maggdalena00 Рік тому +28

    “Please stay in your lane, please do be careful I don’t know how to close these” 😂😂😂😂

  • @_NeonGhost_
    @_NeonGhost_ Рік тому +22

    It's like he's trying to use aave and say he grew up in the hood but the difference between him and Jake Paul is he's British

  • @bethswiftie
    @bethswiftie Рік тому +60

    Thank you Jarvis and Jordan for the great lunch break video, I sincerely confused one of my coworkers by laughing and he thought I was laughing at the video he was watching about code.

  • @Beastpwner1337
    @Beastpwner1337 Рік тому +19

    Chokes aren't allowed in kickboxing so he just enjoys choking boys

  • @quickbeans
    @quickbeans Рік тому +64

    It's been so great to see Jordan back in the US. Hope that means we can look forward to more Sad Boyz shenanigans! 😁 Love that sweater on Jordan too! Got my Jarvis colourblock sweater arriving in February as well 🥰 Excitement. Tate having music was unexpected 🙃 I never knew that! The reactions were spot on 💀🤭 May many fun times and great experiences await the sad boyz this year 🙏🏽✨

  • @Venu5304
    @Venu5304 Рік тому +22

    He is sitting on that car so stiff💀good posture and everything

  • @Risslc
    @Risslc Рік тому +24

    "It's do or die" "I'd says suicide is only die" 😂

  • @gurunjonsdottir9484
    @gurunjonsdottir9484 Рік тому +34

    I'm devastated you didn't listen to his best song, sugar daddy, it's a lyrical miracle I swear to god

  • @Arosukir6
    @Arosukir6 Рік тому +15

    Okay, wait! I assumed Tate got the idea for the s*icide song because his car has those kinds of doors. But I just realized those were Butterfly doors in the video! Iirc, S*icide doors are where both the front and rear doors open from the center of the car, kind of like in some vans. Makes the riders an open target from the side of the car, hence the name.
    Does Tate think he has s*icide doors on his cars? Or did he just get the idea from the fact that Kurt Cobain unalived himself?
    Either way, his raps aren't much different in tone, rhythm, and talent than Bruno's from Black/White.

  • @ShunJ89
    @ShunJ89 Рік тому +21

    The greatest lyrics since, Kendrick and J. Cole. I mean if they both had a coughing fit and was completely mute to this beat.

  • @kjaxthegrate
    @kjaxthegrate Рік тому +8

    These songs are the anthems of incels who never matured emotionally or intellectually past 8th grade.

  • @arcto5159
    @arcto5159 5 місяців тому +8

    Did it dirty - no soap = BARS

  • @YoungRebelRoyalty
    @YoungRebelRoyalty Рік тому +18

    "I'm going to the store to get some eggs."

  • @tyrreloneal5178
    @tyrreloneal5178 Рік тому +8

    9:48 omg yes! Sooo many rappers do this, especially in cities like mine (I live in Atlanta) and that shit gets old FAST!!!

  • @gabiinprogress
    @gabiinprogress Рік тому +11

    some might argue that suicide is "do AND die"

  • @kiraPh1234k
    @kiraPh1234k Рік тому +7

    "suicide, it's do or die"
    No, it's do AND die. Or you could say it's do or don't die.

  • @frogurtcremebrulee5252
    @frogurtcremebrulee5252 Рік тому +17

    5:29 is my favorite part. Oooohhhh the irony

  • @RhinoMVMT
    @RhinoMVMT Рік тому +23

    Well, at least I know if I ever made a rap song, I at least won't be worse than Andrew Tate.

  • @mentally_neglectful
    @mentally_neglectful Рік тому +6

    Him driving his car with the doors open reminds me of how birds of paradise open their feather when they dance 😭

  • @crevetcuh688
    @crevetcuh688 Рік тому +21

    great to see you again, boyz! in the same room and with such nice camera quality it feels like a new pod era is coming

  • @Noooo._.
    @Noooo._. Рік тому +10

    I just think it’s funny that it looks like he put the VSCO color filter on all of them

  • @The.Dark.Knight.2001
    @The.Dark.Knight.2001 Рік тому +12

    The Grassy Knoll joke absolutely killed me 🤣🤣🤣 having the "or a yacht" part immediately after did not help my ribs lol

  • @Rayediant
    @Rayediant Рік тому +21

    Any time Jordan and Jarvis post a video together, my day gets instantly better.

  • @aridddle
    @aridddle Рік тому +7

    The fact that he used the phrase stay in your lane is extremely ironic.
    Of the things tate may be good at rapping is not one of them and is definitely not his lane

  • @NightmareonKelpStreet
    @NightmareonKelpStreet Рік тому +25

    The way this video is shot is so funny i love the new setup and happy to see more jordan the dynamic is so warm 👏👏

  • @cannons2daleftofthem253
    @cannons2daleftofthem253 Рік тому +6

    "I got my brother who I love with me!"
    "Hanging out in my home...homie!"

  • @eva1585
    @eva1585 Рік тому +14

    Tate has no camera presence lmao

  • @ScarletSagex
    @ScarletSagex Рік тому +11

    “Kicking down the door like police in a raid!” 😹😹😹💀

  • @MegamindSwagLord
    @MegamindSwagLord Рік тому +4

    “Might buy myself a boat or a yacht” reminds me of Jon Lajoie’s “on a bike or on a different bike” line if he was trying to be serious

  • @xXBarbDwireXx
    @xXBarbDwireXx Рік тому +13

    I'm sorry, did Tater Tot say "They wanna see me knocked up" as in... pregnant??????

    • @jasperolive105
      @jasperolive105 Рік тому +5

      Omd ‘tater tot’ 😂 I’m using that forever

  • @lax9586
    @lax9586 Рік тому +9

    The police line aged like warm milk.

  • @erikthewriter
    @erikthewriter Рік тому +9

    All i ever notice, in every video I see of him, is how bitter he looks. How can you be this rich and still not happy?

    • @PizzaHutCEO
      @PizzaHutCEO Рік тому +2

      Because money and sex can’t make you happy

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Рік тому +3

      Life gave him lemons and he angrily just tries to eat them, rind and all. Not trying to make it tastier for himself

  • @bushybeardedbear
    @bushybeardedbear Рік тому +12

    I genuinely don't understand the love people have for this Tate dude. Like, is it just me or does he kinda look like a cotton bud in shades? One that was enchanted to have a cruel artificial life fuelled by hatred.

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 2 місяці тому +3

    I love when they come across something like the "buy a boat! or a yacht!" line and they just erupt in laughter

  • @Yessica13
    @Yessica13 Рік тому +9

    Y'all look so cozy in this. Hope we get a longer episode soon!

  • @sunshineandrainbowsandmass1739
    @sunshineandrainbowsandmass1739 Рік тому +10

    You know you’re doing something wrong when soaplessness becomes a flex

  • @thefeelingoflookingataclea932
    @thefeelingoflookingataclea932 Рік тому +12

    This is oddest thing I’ve seen since Steven Segal’s discography 😭😭😭

  • @iampotsataja
    @iampotsataja Рік тому +14

    I must've been watching too much Jarvis but that no soap line sounds like a reverse Native add

  • @zyqx4365
    @zyqx4365 Рік тому +6

    Aaaaah, yes. The whiskey and cigar comments beautifully expressed what I always felt and couldn't articulate.

  • @zaynasallam
    @zaynasallam Рік тому +21

    HELL YEAH SAD BOYZ IS BACK

  • @jarrden.8272
    @jarrden.8272 Рік тому +5

    are we not gonna talk about how the opening line “doors suicide, Kurt Cobain” has been used before by Denzel Curry? I’m sure other people have as well but I feel like Denzel definitely popularized it

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester Рік тому +8

    oh... i just realized why i don't like him. (you know... besides the horrible crimes and inciting violence). his persona comes across as someone who doesn't know how to laugh at himself AT ALL. like if you made fun of him in person, he would fly into a blind rage.