Mark normand can’t stop zinging!

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • Mark on protect out parks with rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari. Comedy!

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  • @aladeen5671
    @aladeen5671 11 місяців тому +340

    Silverhack is pure brilliance. One word annihilation.
    The bomb one as well. He's a sniper.

    • @DingDongDaddyFromDumas933
      @DingDongDaddyFromDumas933 4 місяці тому

      He really isn't.

    • @dominicbautista7664
      @dominicbautista7664 Місяць тому

      ​@@DingDongDaddyFromDumas933how so?

    • @dominicbautista7664
      @dominicbautista7664 Місяць тому

      @@videofabriken Joe said he looked like a gorilla and one of the species of gorillas called silverback mark fused them into silverhack

    • @videofabriken
      @videofabriken Місяць тому +1

      @@dominicbautista7664 I know what a silverback is I just don't know what "Hack" means I guess

    • @dominicbautista7664
      @dominicbautista7664 Місяць тому

      @@videofabriken you've never heard someone be refered to as a hack?

  • @spencerstracke92
    @spencerstracke92 11 місяців тому +861

    That Bomb joke cut Joe way deeper than he's trying to let on. Mark Normand is a savage and knows damn well he's the quickest guy in that room.

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 11 місяців тому +37

      He laughing his ass off 😂 some of you idiots don't get comedy to think Joe is put down by this

    • @spencerstracke92
      @spencerstracke92 11 місяців тому +50

      @@eduardoescobar1906 Joe's laughing because it's good really good and so quick, that's why Joes hurt because he knows no matter how much he tries, no matter how hard he works, he'll never be a pimple on Marks ass in terms of comedic talent.

    • @spencerstracke92
      @spencerstracke92 11 місяців тому +33

      Obviously Joe is super rich and successful, he's just not a very talented stand up, he makes up for this with work ethic.

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 11 місяців тому

      @spencerstracke92 madam I would love to be "hurt" and rich.

    • @ace_woe
      @ace_woe 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@spencerstracke92 Dave Chappelle doesn't personally invite someone to co-headline stadium tours with him for their "work ethic" 🤦🏻‍♂️ dumbest take ever. Joe is an all-time great stand-up comedian. You just don't like his style. That's okay.

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 11 місяців тому +489

    I’ve never heard Ari actually laugh uncontrollably. He comes across as cynical and a little dead inside but the bomb joke got him good lol.

    • @oui2611
      @oui2611 10 місяців тому +5

      no youre thinking of bill maher or steven wright or something, ari's more edgy and zainy

    • @JoeMama-tx5bq
      @JoeMama-tx5bq 10 місяців тому +12

      He’s been great during every Protect our Parks ep. They get him quite a few times

    • @johnygimo
      @johnygimo 9 місяців тому +13

      Ari cracking up so hard at it is so damn funny

    • @Simic3
      @Simic3 4 місяці тому +3

      The “shmelling salts” right before that cracked em pretty good too lol

    • @thegoldenthread-greatstori6795
      @thegoldenthread-greatstori6795 3 місяці тому +2

      The other lads get a huge kick out of seeing rogan getting taken down a peg too

  • @Freedom10072e
    @Freedom10072e 11 місяців тому +227

    That bomb expert joke was just pure genius 🙏🏾

    • @Sergiuss555
      @Sergiuss555 11 місяців тому +6

      I couldn't understand what mark said there

    • @grayasfckentertainment4821
      @grayasfckentertainment4821 9 місяців тому +1

      Me either

    • @MaggotDiggo1
      @MaggotDiggo1 8 місяців тому +10

      ​@@Sergiuss555Mark said "you should see your act".

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      Thats because he spit out a joke before Joe finished the phrase "bomb expert", he's that fucking fast.@@Sergiuss555

    • @nikitanikita5981
      @nikitanikita5981 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MaggotDiggo1what does mark mean in joke? What in his act about bomb? Or it mean something different?

  • @Sir_Ebral
    @Sir_Ebral 11 місяців тому +375

    The purest comedian ever.

    • @samsin34
      @samsin34 11 місяців тому

      YES!!

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 11 місяців тому +11

      COMEDY!

    • @spencerstracke92
      @spencerstracke92 11 місяців тому +9

      Hold your tongue sir! Mark is incredible and certainly part of a dying breed, but Dave Attell is still alive so have some respect.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      He speaks fluent joke.

    • @BRANDRUMZ
      @BRANDRUMZ 3 місяці тому

      @@spencerstracke92Love Dave, but everyone’s entitled to their opinion!

  • @traviskingston4743
    @traviskingston4743 7 місяців тому +253

    Schmelling salts had me in tears

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 Місяць тому

      Aren't they supposed to make you high?

    • @rspk4317
      @rspk4317 5 днів тому

      @@chesscomsupport8689nah they just like wake you up bc the smell is so strong it activates adrenaline i guess

  • @robertengstrand4314
    @robertengstrand4314 4 місяці тому +118

    Every time Joe shouts "HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF!" he thinks "I envy this guy!" 🤣

    • @davaday4786
      @davaday4786 Місяць тому +1

      Dawg I don't wanna agree but it really seems that way. Especially when mark made a dark joke and he was like "he's just trying to be shocking" when it was a genuinely funny joke

    • @BaNaNaCeZeT
      @BaNaNaCeZeT Місяць тому +3

      @@davaday4786 I don't wanna defend Joe he but firstly it's not like he cares. He's the weakest link there (i'm currently listening to the episodes and I expected it to be Ari) but if you listen to all the Protect our parks episodes you can tell he's being sarcastic, especially with this comment, it's banter and he makes remarks like this towards others too.
      And when they compliment him he plays it down a ton, so even though he might get a hurt ego from his peers criticizing him as it is one of the few things that might hurt him, I'd say it is not the case. He has hosts which are smarter/more talented/better in some way than him all the time and he admits it all the time.
      As a newbie to JRE I'd say considering his wealth and power Joe is staying pretty humble, especially by hanging with dudes like this all the time.

    • @HandsDownChinUp
      @HandsDownChinUp 13 днів тому

      I cant imagine anyone not saying "damn I wish I was that fast at making jokes"😂

  • @boddy862001
    @boddy862001 11 місяців тому +71

    0:10 - it's the first time I ever heard Mark's genuine laugh

    • @ALGtheMC
      @ALGtheMC 11 місяців тому +5

      You’re right he doesn’t laugh very often

    • @HaikalGames
      @HaikalGames 11 місяців тому +3

      UA-cam: tuesdays with stories - gay jokes clip

  • @thedude1316
    @thedude1316 11 місяців тому +132

    Joe just gives up on the story at the end and starts laughing.

    • @jackbennett6928
      @jackbennett6928 5 місяців тому +3

      thank god

    • @Wangchung405
      @Wangchung405 21 день тому +1

      Because he knows he’s been defeated

    • @LoowheezeBreeze
      @LoowheezeBreeze 8 днів тому

      You don't continue the story while everyone is laughing...

  • @LukasMoon91
    @LukasMoon91 5 місяців тому +66

    Normand: one sick zinger after the next one
    Rogan: hE cAnT HeLp HiMsEeElf

  • @billtengler2613
    @billtengler2613 11 місяців тому +39

    This is the only time I've ever actually heard ari hard laugh, and I love it. Ya got'em, Mark! Comedy!

  • @rockerdude725973
    @rockerdude725973 5 місяців тому +19

    Mark: *says literally anything*
    Joe: “AHHHHHHHH HE CANT HELP HIMSELF 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭”

  • @LarsLarsen77
    @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому +19

    "you should see your act" came out BEFORE Joe finished his sentence.

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 7 місяців тому +15

    that made me laugh so hard when i first heard it "jack reacher" lmao

  • @D1recktor
    @D1recktor Місяць тому +7

    Rogan stepping on Normand's zingers will never not be annoying as fuck.

  • @leedog345
    @leedog345 11 місяців тому +60

    This is why I love mark

  • @SylarTheBest
    @SylarTheBest 11 місяців тому +9

    "he can't help himself" 😂

  • @epicswag100xd4
    @epicswag100xd4 11 місяців тому +10

    the bomb expert joke was personal

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith 11 місяців тому +8

    So good! The bomb expert bit made me laugh cry when I the episode came out.

  • @reyagu4607
    @reyagu4607 11 місяців тому +4

    He could not let that last one down 😂 they kept on laughing

  • @danhex
    @danhex 11 місяців тому +9

    Joe wanted to beat mark up at the last bit

  • @Samaelx.
    @Samaelx. 10 місяців тому +3

    Mark and Shane are both killing it

  • @dankyoutubes1120
    @dankyoutubes1120 2 місяці тому +2

    when you laugh but she keeps zinging

  • @DanielFinton
    @DanielFinton 11 місяців тому +4

    I love how much Ari appreciates him 🥹😂

  • @2bNIKEt1
    @2bNIKEt1 4 місяці тому +4

    Why does Joe sound like an old grandma everytime he says "HE CANT STOPP HIMMMSELLLFFF"

  • @mattmorse6849
    @mattmorse6849 11 місяців тому +5

    Just funny. Saw the whole episode, laughed then. Saw clips, knew what was coming, still laugh.

  • @jonreinert6502
    @jonreinert6502 6 місяців тому +1

    The bomb expert joke had me actually stop at work just so could laugh uncontrollably for 2 minutes

  • @MaDmAnMaRK
    @MaDmAnMaRK 26 днів тому

    Love the delivery it's so casual 😂

  • @scotthayes7491
    @scotthayes7491 3 місяці тому +1

    Mark normand next gen comedy star

  • @bradpiff6836
    @bradpiff6836 11 місяців тому +4

    Zinging and zanging 😂

  • @evanward4303
    @evanward4303 11 місяців тому +4

    Love the timing. Like putting a stick in someone's spokes.

  • @BazookaTooth707
    @BazookaTooth707 11 місяців тому +11

    Schmeling salts lol

    • @coolexio
      @coolexio 6 місяців тому

      I dont get it

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@coolexioMax Schmeling was a boxer. Boxers used to use smelling salts back in the day. Mark Normand said Schmeling salts.

    • @Jason-lk9yi
      @Jason-lk9yi 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@BazookaTooth707Also, Joe is a Schmeling salt connoisseur.

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 4 місяці тому

      @@Jason-lk9yi very true lol

  • @austenrutledge
    @austenrutledge 11 місяців тому +7

    Jack reacher 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hedhuntervizo6749
      @hedhuntervizo6749 11 місяців тому +2

      I didn't get this joke

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 11 місяців тому +1

      It's something a Pom or an Aussie would come up with

    • @degenerate82
      @degenerate82 10 місяців тому

      @@hedhuntervizo6749 there is a movie called Jack Reacher. It is just a silly joke

  • @HarrisonHollers
    @HarrisonHollers 11 днів тому

    Mark Normand and Nick Mullen: the ‘tism is strong in these boys

  • @pauljoseph8338
    @pauljoseph8338 11 місяців тому +6

    Shout out to AUTISM!!!

  • @HavendaleBlvd80
    @HavendaleBlvd80 6 місяців тому

    Ari's laugh was the icing on the cake.

  • @ShowDonkeys
    @ShowDonkeys 3 місяці тому

    That bomb joke hurt

  • @satcheldennis
    @satcheldennis 2 місяці тому

    He just has the perfect voice for zingers

  • @danbarry9323
    @danbarry9323 Місяць тому

    The bomb expert one is like storybook perfect.

  • @John-uh5et
    @John-uh5et Місяць тому

    “These personal ones are starting to hurt a little.”

  • @tyevansjj
    @tyevansjj Місяць тому

    Poor mark wants to contribute so badly and he knows that punchlines are his best shot 😂😂

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 2 місяці тому

    You could tell Joe wasn't too thrilled at the bomb joke 😂

  • @kingkev6338
    @kingkev6338 6 місяців тому

    The fucking king of zingers😂

  • @jordanlewis4983
    @jordanlewis4983 3 місяці тому

    “He. Can’t. Help. Himself!”

  • @DemocracyJones
    @DemocracyJones 11 місяців тому +1

    Can't stop! Won't stop!

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 2 місяці тому

    Mark is cursed, but his curse is our blessing!

  • @samsin34
    @samsin34 11 місяців тому +1

    Love Mark!!! Legend

  • @Thedarkkatana
    @Thedarkkatana 11 місяців тому +3

    Zingers! He needs to start adding that to the end of his jokes. ZING !

  • @alexIVMKD
    @alexIVMKD Місяць тому

    This Kevin hart guy gotta be one of the funniest dudes out there

  • @ALGtheMC
    @ALGtheMC 11 місяців тому

    “Baaaaaa he can’t help himself”

  • @Hammando
    @Hammando 11 місяців тому +2

    So good!

  • @CJ_YT_2001
    @CJ_YT_2001 Місяць тому +3

    Jack reacher

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 11 місяців тому +1

    The Zingmaster

  • @Ballen81587
    @Ballen81587 10 місяців тому +4

    I think Shane has the best stand up out of this group but marks off the cuff remarks are second to nobody

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      I have the same disease he has. I'm just too slow with the zingers to be a podcaster, and not creative enough to write standup. But I still offend everyone around me.

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck 10 місяців тому +1

    Mark is on God tier with the zingers

  • @nickferry7796
    @nickferry7796 8 місяців тому

    Jack Reacher 😂😂😂

  • @Roberto-fz4jm
    @Roberto-fz4jm 11 місяців тому

    the bomb zing was the best ^^

  • @andreasviken2949
    @andreasviken2949 5 місяців тому +1

    Joe literally hasn’t brought up anything related to bombs since that joke.

  • @skippy_tgl
    @skippy_tgl 8 місяців тому

    I wish i could have the tism that Mark Normand has

  • @kyledcunningham
    @kyledcunningham Місяць тому

    Bomb expert is a top tier joke and put Joe in his place a lil 😂

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 7 місяців тому

    A beautiful mind 😂

  • @amsett1189
    @amsett1189 6 місяців тому +1

    Imagine being the funny guy in a group of comedians

  • @fefefilmprod8688
    @fefefilmprod8688 11 місяців тому +2

    Ha!
    Silverhack

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 11 місяців тому

    Comedy! I love Mark! He's so fast and such a savage!

  • @sirrobert23
    @sirrobert23 10 місяців тому

    A comedian’s comedian 😅

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      He's the comedians comedians comedians comedians comedian.

  • @imbezo
    @imbezo 2 місяці тому +1

    Carrie Underwood

  • @darreneccles7770
    @darreneccles7770 5 днів тому

    Love how Mark low key thinks Joe isn't funny

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula 10 місяців тому +2

    I hate joes fake laugh " ahhhhhh"

  • @RPPIII13
    @RPPIII13 Місяць тому

    Joe was taking it a little hard.

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r 2 місяці тому

    Theon instead of Ari would be great for Protect Our Parks.

  • @floydawaight49
    @floydawaight49 11 місяців тому +2

    That's what makes you the QueefMaster. Pulling hats from a rabbit's ass hare.... PeaceOrElse

  • @sixthwizard2744
    @sixthwizard2744 Місяць тому

    I hate when they try and smoke cigars. They do not know how to even hold the thing properly 😂

  • @stevehangzo7159
    @stevehangzo7159 4 місяці тому

    “You should see your Act” is my fav here😂
    In all honesty, I cringe irl when Joe talks about his comedy career, and often times talking as if he has been BIG in the Comedy scene since the 90s. I have nothing but respect for him but I don’t think anyone has ever said “OMG I can’t wait for Joe Rogan’s performance, his material is Top-Notch.”
    On stage he looks like a PLUMP Tortoise with the Shell and all that HaHaHaHa

  • @NoHalfAss
    @NoHalfAss 4 місяці тому +1

    Shmelling salts killed me 🤣

  • @singhalarjun19
    @singhalarjun19 6 місяців тому

    Comedy !

  • @alecbaker13
    @alecbaker13 2 місяці тому

    Lol

  • @stephenkolman5727
    @stephenkolman5727 10 місяців тому

    To date zero parks saved.

  • @ponx_apex
    @ponx_apex 11 місяців тому +1

    Haha I agree. Rogan isn't funny, but he knows a lot of funny people

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      Joe is funny, he's just got the weirdest fucking sense of humor. The things HE thinks are funny are not funny to me at all. And to most people.

  • @QuantumRizzX
    @QuantumRizzX 11 місяців тому +5

    That last one had Joe dying inside. I love his interviews abd his special “monkeys in space” or sone shit, but his comedy does kind of suck sometimes

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 11 місяців тому

      Being honest never seen Rogan stand up, but his pods rule

    • @QuantumRizzX
      @QuantumRizzX 10 місяців тому

      @@eduardoescobar1906 I’ve only seen it live once cause it was a huge venue so it wasn’t very personal and he likes to do a lot of dick and dick sucking centered comedy. I’d say check him out once not everyone has awesome sets everytime. Dave attell is funny everytime I’ve seen him, rich vos, Dan soder all good live acts. Bobby Kelly is always funny too, Mike vechionne. Shane Gillis is the goal now I got sucker punched 2 nights before and pretty sure i was concussed I saw soder in Chicago and was to see Shane the next in Milwaukee nand just didn’t trust me to drive to Milwaukee during a snowstorm concussed. Louis ck is good live many others

    • @AbsentBabyDaddy
      @AbsentBabyDaddy 7 місяців тому

      @@eduardoescobar1906his stand up really sucks but his pod is good

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      He used to dry hump a stool in his act, if that gives you any idea of what we're dealing with here. @@eduardoescobar1906

  • @JDLove0820
    @JDLove0820 10 місяців тому

    Comedy.

  • @therealandtheunreal
    @therealandtheunreal 3 місяці тому

    Joe rogan’s fake laugh and hand banging the table shows he didn’t find it funny he was becoming annoyed

  • @Keanubreezy123
    @Keanubreezy123 22 дні тому

    Joes clearly fake laughing

  • @jessesshow1
    @jessesshow1 11 місяців тому +1

    “COMEDY” 🙌🏽

  • @hxcmetalhead
    @hxcmetalhead Місяць тому

    Pardon my reach

  • @greg_reacts
    @greg_reacts 11 місяців тому +4

    I swear for a comedian, Joe does not resonate with alot of OBVIOUS humour. Just me?

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      He's been kicked in the head hundreds of times.

  • @mikemihalis8341
    @mikemihalis8341 3 місяці тому

    Curry underwood

  • @irollerblade13
    @irollerblade13 7 місяців тому

    Im no where close to Mark but I swear after a few whiskeys I have to stop myself from puns and quick jokes like this. I think my brain does it just to make myself laugh.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

      The best jokes are the ones nobody else knows are jokes.

  • @LarsLarsen77
    @LarsLarsen77 6 місяців тому

    I have the same disease that Mark has, I just don't come up with the jokes as fast as he does.

  • @Vopian
    @Vopian Місяць тому

    We all know joes new special is gonna be shit like all his other specials can’t wait for the random animal noises he always does and the random yelling CAUSE WERE ALL MONKEYS or w e he says

  • @ChudLife
    @ChudLife 6 місяців тому +2

    Joes fake laugh is insane here

  • @WanderingExistence
    @WanderingExistence 11 місяців тому +5

    First

  • @louskuntz819
    @louskuntz819 10 місяців тому

    My fathers gay

  • @FirearmsGunGear
    @FirearmsGunGear 11 місяців тому

    Kevin no Hart

  • @azdbuk
    @azdbuk 11 місяців тому

    Normand Quickest draw. .....Weird hearing Gillis say "we went to Stubbs BBQ". Just seems like he should be saying, "We went to Genos Cheesesteaks" or Santuccis Pizza. And being a Giants or Eagles fan in TX has to be brutal. Weird.

  • @realaltr
    @realaltr 11 місяців тому

    What was the bomb joke though? I can't hear it well in this vid

    • @jaspberg
      @jaspberg 11 місяців тому +1

      "I'm not a bomb expert---"
      "---you should see your act!"

    • @realaltr
      @realaltr 11 місяців тому +1

      This is excellent @@jaspberg

  • @codetalker3135
    @codetalker3135 4 місяці тому

    Rogan is a joke to comedy

  • @wheresthegrillcheese
    @wheresthegrillcheese 4 місяці тому

    He has a lot of lame gay ones

  • @loudorchen9897
    @loudorchen9897 4 місяці тому

    Mark Normand would be annoying to hang out with "Jack Reacher"? That's funny 😢 , goofing on Joe's act is kind of funny but this guy just constantly blurts out dumb things trying to be funny, I have a feeling Kat Williams was talking about him in the JRE "unfunny six"

  • @jlllx
    @jlllx 11 місяців тому +18

    mark is my fav autist

  • @MiracleFruitClock
    @MiracleFruitClock 5 місяців тому

    jack reeeacher