Mark normand can’t stop zinging!

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  • @barnabius
    @barnabius 9 місяців тому +376

    Schmelling salts had me in tears

    • @chesscomsupport8689
      @chesscomsupport8689 3 місяці тому

      Aren't they supposed to make you high?

    • @rspk4317
      @rspk4317 2 місяці тому

      @@chesscomsupport8689nah they just like wake you up bc the smell is so strong it activates adrenaline i guess

  • @aladeen5671
    @aladeen5671 Рік тому +543

    Silverhack is pure brilliance. One word annihilation.
    The bomb one as well. He's a sniper.

    • @DingDongDaddyFromDumas933
      @DingDongDaddyFromDumas933 7 місяців тому

      He really isn't.

    • @dominicbautista7664
      @dominicbautista7664 4 місяці тому

      ​@@DingDongDaddyFromDumas933how so?

    • @dominicbautista7664
      @dominicbautista7664 4 місяці тому

      @@videofabriken Joe said he looked like a gorilla and one of the species of gorillas called silverback mark fused them into silverhack

    • @videofabriken
      @videofabriken 4 місяці тому +2

      @@dominicbautista7664 I know what a silverback is I just don't know what "Hack" means I guess

    • @dominicbautista7664
      @dominicbautista7664 4 місяці тому +3

      @@videofabriken you've never heard someone be refered to as a hack?

  • @Sir_Ebral
    @Sir_Ebral Рік тому +471

    The purest comedian ever.

    • @samsin34
      @samsin34 Рік тому

      YES!!

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 Рік тому +13

      COMEDY!

    • @spencerstracke92
      @spencerstracke92 Рік тому +9

      Hold your tongue sir! Mark is incredible and certainly part of a dying breed, but Dave Attell is still alive so have some respect.

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому

      He speaks fluent joke.

    • @BRANDRUMZ
      @BRANDRUMZ 6 місяців тому

      @@spencerstracke92Love Dave, but everyone’s entitled to their opinion!

  • @spencerstracke92
    @spencerstracke92 Рік тому +1159

    That Bomb joke cut Joe way deeper than he's trying to let on. Mark Normand is a savage and knows damn well he's the quickest guy in that room.

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 Рік тому +44

      He laughing his ass off 😂 some of you idiots don't get comedy to think Joe is put down by this

    • @spencerstracke92
      @spencerstracke92 Рік тому +64

      @@eduardoescobar1906 Joe's laughing because it's good really good and so quick, that's why Joes hurt because he knows no matter how much he tries, no matter how hard he works, he'll never be a pimple on Marks ass in terms of comedic talent.

    • @spencerstracke92
      @spencerstracke92 Рік тому +36

      Obviously Joe is super rich and successful, he's just not a very talented stand up, he makes up for this with work ethic.

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 Рік тому +1

      @spencerstracke92 madam I would love to be "hurt" and rich.

    • @ace_woe
      @ace_woe Рік тому +7

      ​@@spencerstracke92 Dave Chappelle doesn't personally invite someone to co-headline stadium tours with him for their "work ethic" 🤦🏻‍♂️ dumbest take ever. Joe is an all-time great stand-up comedian. You just don't like his style. That's okay.

  • @tonyattardo9350
    @tonyattardo9350 Рік тому +654

    I’ve never heard Ari actually laugh uncontrollably. He comes across as cynical and a little dead inside but the bomb joke got him good lol.

    • @oui2611
      @oui2611 Рік тому +7

      no youre thinking of bill maher or steven wright or something, ari's more edgy and zainy

    • @JoeMama-tx5bq
      @JoeMama-tx5bq Рік тому +15

      He’s been great during every Protect our Parks ep. They get him quite a few times

    • @johnygimo
      @johnygimo Рік тому +17

      Ari cracking up so hard at it is so damn funny

    • @Simic3
      @Simic3 6 місяців тому +4

      The “shmelling salts” right before that cracked em pretty good too lol

    • @thegoldenthread-greatstori6795
      @thegoldenthread-greatstori6795 5 місяців тому +2

      The other lads get a huge kick out of seeing rogan getting taken down a peg too

  • @LukasMoon91
    @LukasMoon91 8 місяців тому +126

    Normand: one sick zinger after the next one
    Rogan: hE cAnT HeLp HiMsEeElf

  • @Freedom10072e
    @Freedom10072e Рік тому +309

    That bomb expert joke was just pure genius 🙏🏾

    • @Sergiuss555
      @Sergiuss555 Рік тому +7

      I couldn't understand what mark said there

    • @grayasfckentertainment4821
      @grayasfckentertainment4821 11 місяців тому +1

      Me either

    • @MaggotDiggo1
      @MaggotDiggo1 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Sergiuss555Mark said "you should see your act".

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому +2

      Thats because he spit out a joke before Joe finished the phrase "bomb expert", he's that fucking fast.@@Sergiuss555

    • @nikitanikita5981
      @nikitanikita5981 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MaggotDiggo1what does mark mean in joke? What in his act about bomb? Or it mean something different?

  • @boddy862001
    @boddy862001 Рік тому +97

    0:10 - it's the first time I ever heard Mark's genuine laugh

    • @ALGtheMC
      @ALGtheMC Рік тому +10

      You’re right he doesn’t laugh very often

    • @HaikalGames
      @HaikalGames Рік тому +4

      UA-cam: tuesdays with stories - gay jokes clip

  • @rockerdude725973
    @rockerdude725973 8 місяців тому +43

    Mark: *says literally anything*
    Joe: “AHHHHHHHH HE CANT HELP HIMSELF 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪”

  • @thedude1316
    @thedude1316 Рік тому +168

    Joe just gives up on the story at the end and starts laughing.

    • @jackbennett6928
      @jackbennett6928 7 місяців тому +3

      thank god

    • @Wangchung405
      @Wangchung405 3 місяці тому +4

      Because he knows he’s been defeated

    • @LoowheezeBreeze
      @LoowheezeBreeze 2 місяці тому +3

      You don't continue the story while everyone is laughing...

    • @tw-xm7vq
      @tw-xm7vq Місяць тому

      fake laughing mind you

  • @billtengler2613
    @billtengler2613 Рік тому +41

    This is the only time I've ever actually heard ari hard laugh, and I love it. Ya got'em, Mark! Comedy!

  • @robertengstrand4314
    @robertengstrand4314 7 місяців тому +151

    Every time Joe shouts "HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF!" he thinks "I envy this guy!" 🤣

    • @davaday4786
      @davaday4786 4 місяці тому +1

      Dawg I don't wanna agree but it really seems that way. Especially when mark made a dark joke and he was like "he's just trying to be shocking" when it was a genuinely funny joke

    • @BaNaNaCeZeT
      @BaNaNaCeZeT 4 місяці тому +4

      @@davaday4786 I don't wanna defend Joe he but firstly it's not like he cares. He's the weakest link there (i'm currently listening to the episodes and I expected it to be Ari) but if you listen to all the Protect our parks episodes you can tell he's being sarcastic, especially with this comment, it's banter and he makes remarks like this towards others too.
      And when they compliment him he plays it down a ton, so even though he might get a hurt ego from his peers criticizing him as it is one of the few things that might hurt him, I'd say it is not the case. He has hosts which are smarter/more talented/better in some way than him all the time and he admits it all the time.
      As a newbie to JRE I'd say considering his wealth and power Joe is staying pretty humble, especially by hanging with dudes like this all the time.

    • @HandsDownChinUp
      @HandsDownChinUp 2 місяці тому

      I cant imagine anyone not saying "damn I wish I was that fast at making jokes"😂

    • @tw-xm7vq
      @tw-xm7vq Місяць тому

      @@BaNaNaCeZeT you need to sharpen your social perception - he laughs when people make jokes at his own expense because he knows it’s the socially appropriate thing to do, but he’s clearly forcing laughter and his ego is bruised

    • @BaNaNaCeZeT
      @BaNaNaCeZeT Місяць тому

      @@tw-xm7vq that's just like, your opinion. I always disliked Joe and I have no particular liking to him years later, after having listened to him for dozens of hours because of his guests. You people just want to hate. He's definetly imperfect but he lets himself be butt of the joke all the time. He is confronted about something all the time and unless it's politics, most of the time he accepts when he's in the wrong.

  • @LarsLarsen77
    @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому +32

    "you should see your act" came out BEFORE Joe finished his sentence.

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 10 місяців тому +22

    that made me laugh so hard when i first heard it "jack reacher" lmao

  • @leedog345
    @leedog345 Рік тому +64

    This is why I love mark

  • @epicswag100xd4
    @epicswag100xd4 Рік тому +21

    the bomb expert joke was personal

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith Рік тому +12

    So good! The bomb expert bit made me laugh cry when I the episode came out.

  • @Samaelx.
    @Samaelx. Рік тому +6

    Mark and Shane are both killing it

  • @reyagu4607
    @reyagu4607 Рік тому +6

    He could not let that last one down 😂 they kept on laughing

  • @SylarTheBest
    @SylarTheBest Рік тому +11

    "he can't help himself" 😂

  • @DanielFinton
    @DanielFinton Рік тому +6

    I love how much Ari appreciates him 🥹😂

  • @jonreinert6502
    @jonreinert6502 8 місяців тому +1

    The bomb expert joke had me actually stop at work just so could laugh uncontrollably for 2 minutes

  • @mattmorse6849
    @mattmorse6849 Рік тому +5

    Just funny. Saw the whole episode, laughed then. Saw clips, knew what was coming, still laugh.

  • @evanward4303
    @evanward4303 Рік тому +4

    Love the timing. Like putting a stick in someone's spokes.

  • @danhex
    @danhex Рік тому +10

    Joe wanted to beat mark up at the last bit

  • @D1recktor
    @D1recktor 3 місяці тому +11

    Rogan stepping on Normand's zingers will never not be annoying as fuck.

    • @kevinVersus
      @kevinVersus 3 місяці тому +3

      Black belt ego defense

  • @rubenfuentesiii5169
    @rubenfuentesiii5169 Місяць тому

    Saw Mark last night at my first comedy show, dude is phenomenal. I wish he was bigger, he deserves it

  • @cheepasskid
    @cheepasskid 24 дні тому

    I love how Shane laughed at the bomb joke stopped and then it resettled in how funny it was and laughed again meanwhile Ari cackling the entire fucking time

  • @austenrutledge
    @austenrutledge Рік тому +11

    Jack reacher 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hedhuntervizo6749
      @hedhuntervizo6749 Рік тому +2

      I didn't get this joke

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 Рік тому +1

      It's something a Pom or an Aussie would come up with

    • @degenerate82
      @degenerate82 Рік тому

      @@hedhuntervizo6749 there is a movie called Jack Reacher. It is just a silly joke

  • @2bNIKEt1
    @2bNIKEt1 7 місяців тому +5

    Why does Joe sound like an old grandma everytime he says "HE CANT STOPP HIMMMSELLLFFF"

  • @bluevabank
    @bluevabank Місяць тому

    "he can't stop him self" poor rogan was almost crying

  • @jlllx
    @jlllx Рік тому +19

    mark is my fav autist

  • @bradpiff6836
    @bradpiff6836 Рік тому +4

    Zinging and zanging 😂

  • @scotthayes7491
    @scotthayes7491 5 місяців тому +1

    Mark normand next gen comedy star

  • @BazookaTooth707
    @BazookaTooth707 Рік тому +12

    Schmeling salts lol

    • @coolexio
      @coolexio 8 місяців тому

      I dont get it

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@coolexioMax Schmeling was a boxer. Boxers used to use smelling salts back in the day. Mark Normand said Schmeling salts.

    • @Jason-lk9yi
      @Jason-lk9yi 7 місяців тому +1

      ​​@@BazookaTooth707Also, Joe is a Schmeling salt connoisseur.

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 7 місяців тому

      @@Jason-lk9yi very true lol

  • @dankyoutubes1120
    @dankyoutubes1120 5 місяців тому +3

    when you laugh but she keeps zinging

  • @aScannerdarkly88
    @aScannerdarkly88 3 місяці тому

    Love the delivery it's so casual 😂

  • @jassielzaragoza9256
    @jassielzaragoza9256 2 місяці тому +1

    Burn the Boats makes Normans joke funnier

  • @DemocracyJones
    @DemocracyJones Рік тому +2

    Can't stop! Won't stop!

  • @pauljoseph8338
    @pauljoseph8338 Рік тому +6

    Shout out to AUTISM!!!

  • @HavendaleBlvd80
    @HavendaleBlvd80 8 місяців тому

    Ari's laugh was the icing on the cake.

  • @samsin34
    @samsin34 Рік тому +1

    Love Mark!!! Legend

  • @Thedarkkatana
    @Thedarkkatana Рік тому +3

    Zingers! He needs to start adding that to the end of his jokes. ZING !

  • @HarrisonHollers
    @HarrisonHollers 2 місяці тому

    Mark Normand and Nick Mullen: the ‘tism is strong in these boys

  • @danbarry9323
    @danbarry9323 3 місяці тому

    The bomb expert one is like storybook perfect.

  • @wlp6200
    @wlp6200 5 днів тому

    That Rogan bomb joke 😅😂

  • @Hammando
    @Hammando Рік тому +2

    So good!

  • @satcheldennis
    @satcheldennis 4 місяці тому

    He just has the perfect voice for zingers

  • @kingkev6338
    @kingkev6338 9 місяців тому

    The fucking king of zingers😂

  • @John-uh5et
    @John-uh5et 3 місяці тому

    “These personal ones are starting to hurt a little.”

  • @frankbeans5921
    @frankbeans5921 Місяць тому

    Levity 😂

  • @quiksix25
    @quiksix25 5 місяців тому

    You could tell Joe wasn't too thrilled at the bomb joke 😂

  • @myrockinvideos
    @myrockinvideos 25 днів тому

    Mark and Burr are the only two REAL comedians who dare to call out Rogan.
    Even tho Mark was “joking” it had truth behind it and Rogan was hurt by it

  • @tyevansjj
    @tyevansjj 3 місяці тому

    Poor mark wants to contribute so badly and he knows that punchlines are his best shot 😂😂

  • @Roberto-fz4jm
    @Roberto-fz4jm Рік тому

    the bomb zing was the best ^^

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 Рік тому

    Comedy! I love Mark! He's so fast and such a savage!

  • @ShowDonkeys
    @ShowDonkeys 5 місяців тому

    That bomb joke hurt

  • @skippy_tgl
    @skippy_tgl 10 місяців тому

    I wish i could have the tism that Mark Normand has

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 10 місяців тому

    A beautiful mind 😂

  • @treasonabledoubt7251
    @treasonabledoubt7251 4 місяці тому

    Mark is cursed, but his curse is our blessing!

  • @nickferry7796
    @nickferry7796 11 місяців тому

    Jack Reacher 😂😂😂

  • @fefefilmprod8688
    @fefefilmprod8688 Рік тому +2

    Ha!
    Silverhack

  • @sislater6334
    @sislater6334 Рік тому +1

    The Zingmaster

  • @BossHoggBroDog
    @BossHoggBroDog 6 місяців тому

    “He. Can’t. Help. Himself!”

  • @ALGtheMC
    @ALGtheMC Рік тому

    “Baaaaaa he can’t help himself”

  • @andreasviken2949
    @andreasviken2949 8 місяців тому +1

    Joe literally hasn’t brought up anything related to bombs since that joke.

  • @alexIVMKD
    @alexIVMKD 4 місяці тому

    This Kevin hart guy gotta be one of the funniest dudes out there

  • @conorreidy2494
    @conorreidy2494 2 місяці тому

    It’s like he’s got tourette’s because sometimes he looks genuinely embarrassed after saying something 😂😂

  • @OceanRedux
    @OceanRedux Місяць тому

    WE NEED MORE OF THESE 1 LINER ZINGERS

  • @BlindGuardian050
    @BlindGuardian050 21 день тому

    Mark Normand is filling a hole the great Norm MacDonald left

  • @sirrobert23
    @sirrobert23 Рік тому

    A comedian’s comedian 😅

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому

      He's the comedians comedians comedians comedians comedian.

  • @amsett1189
    @amsett1189 8 місяців тому +1

    Imagine being the funny guy in a group of comedians

  • @kyledcunningham
    @kyledcunningham 4 місяці тому

    Bomb expert is a top tier joke and put Joe in his place a lil 😂

  • @Ballen81587
    @Ballen81587 Рік тому +4

    I think Shane has the best stand up out of this group but marks off the cuff remarks are second to nobody

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому

      I have the same disease he has. I'm just too slow with the zingers to be a podcaster, and not creative enough to write standup. But I still offend everyone around me.

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments 12 днів тому

    This is why comics can only hang out with other comics

  • @CJ_YT_2001
    @CJ_YT_2001 4 місяці тому +3

    Jack reacher

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r 4 місяці тому

    Theon instead of Ari would be great for Protect Our Parks.

  • @stevehangzo7159
    @stevehangzo7159 6 місяців тому

    “You should see your Act” is my fav here😂
    In all honesty, I cringe irl when Joe talks about his comedy career, and often times talking as if he has been BIG in the Comedy scene since the 90s. I have nothing but respect for him but I don’t think anyone has ever said “OMG I can’t wait for Joe Rogan’s performance, his material is Top-Notch.”
    On stage he looks like a PLUMP Tortoise with the Shell and all that HaHaHaHa

  • @darreneccles7770
    @darreneccles7770 2 місяці тому +1

    Love how Mark low key thinks Joe isn't funny

  • @floydawaight49
    @floydawaight49 Рік тому +2

    That's what makes you the QueefMaster. Pulling hats from a rabbit's ass hare.... PeaceOrElse

  • @ChudLife
    @ChudLife 8 місяців тому +2

    Joes fake laugh is insane here

  • @singhalarjun19
    @singhalarjun19 8 місяців тому

    Comedy !

  • @QuantumRizzX
    @QuantumRizzX Рік тому +5

    That last one had Joe dying inside. I love his interviews abd his special “monkeys in space” or sone shit, but his comedy does kind of suck sometimes

    • @eduardoescobar1906
      @eduardoescobar1906 Рік тому

      Being honest never seen Rogan stand up, but his pods rule

    • @QuantumRizzX
      @QuantumRizzX Рік тому

      @@eduardoescobar1906 I’ve only seen it live once cause it was a huge venue so it wasn’t very personal and he likes to do a lot of dick and dick sucking centered comedy. I’d say check him out once not everyone has awesome sets everytime. Dave attell is funny everytime I’ve seen him, rich vos, Dan soder all good live acts. Bobby Kelly is always funny too, Mike vechionne. Shane Gillis is the goal now I got sucker punched 2 nights before and pretty sure i was concussed I saw soder in Chicago and was to see Shane the next in Milwaukee nand just didn’t trust me to drive to Milwaukee during a snowstorm concussed. Louis ck is good live many others

    • @AbsentBabyDaddy
      @AbsentBabyDaddy 9 місяців тому

      @@eduardoescobar1906his stand up really sucks but his pod is good

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому

      He used to dry hump a stool in his act, if that gives you any idea of what we're dealing with here. @@eduardoescobar1906

  • @Officialmryuck
    @Officialmryuck Рік тому +1

    Mark is on God tier with the zingers

  • @imbezo
    @imbezo 5 місяців тому +1

    Carrie Underwood

  • @ponx_apex
    @ponx_apex Рік тому +1

    Haha I agree. Rogan isn't funny, but he knows a lot of funny people

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому

      Joe is funny, he's just got the weirdest fucking sense of humor. The things HE thinks are funny are not funny to me at all. And to most people.

  • @alecbaker13
    @alecbaker13 5 місяців тому

    Lol

  • @stephenkolman5727
    @stephenkolman5727 Рік тому

    To date zero parks saved.

  • @rickDArula
    @rickDArula Рік тому +2

    I hate joes fake laugh " ahhhhhh"

  • @jessesshow1
    @jessesshow1 Рік тому +1

    “COMEDY” 🙌🏽

  • @RPPIII13
    @RPPIII13 3 місяці тому

    Joe was taking it a little hard.

  • @Misdirecting
    @Misdirecting 2 місяці тому

    At least someone is honest with Joe

  • @sixthwizard2744
    @sixthwizard2744 3 місяці тому

    I hate when they try and smoke cigars. They do not know how to even hold the thing properly 😂

  • @JDLove0820
    @JDLove0820 Рік тому

    Comedy.

  • @greg_reacts
    @greg_reacts Рік тому +4

    I swear for a comedian, Joe does not resonate with alot of OBVIOUS humour. Just me?

    • @LarsLarsen77
      @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому

      He's been kicked in the head hundreds of times.

  • @catofdeepblack
    @catofdeepblack 4 дні тому

    well, Rogan definitely identifies himself as a comedian

  • @therealandtheunreal
    @therealandtheunreal 5 місяців тому

    Joe rogan’s fake laugh and hand banging the table shows he didn’t find it funny he was becoming annoyed

  • @LarsLarsen77
    @LarsLarsen77 8 місяців тому

    I have the same disease that Mark has, I just don't come up with the jokes as fast as he does.

  • @Vopian
    @Vopian 4 місяці тому

    We all know joes new special is gonna be shit like all his other specials can’t wait for the random animal noises he always does and the random yelling CAUSE WERE ALL MONKEYS or w e he says

  • @tw-xm7vq
    @tw-xm7vq Місяць тому

    rogan makes my smile fade so fast with his annoying forced laughter