Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get you through January

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • ko-fi.com/wiid...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 317

  • @fromthegamethrone
    @fromthegamethrone 2 роки тому +1928

    The phone booth to coffee pouring sound effect was an excellent cut

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues 2 роки тому +30

      I noticed that too. Brilliant.

  • @anonomousryan4508
    @anonomousryan4508 2 роки тому +1272

    "I came down with a rare case of who gives a crap"
    I plan to use this at some point

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 2 роки тому +5

      Except it’s not as rare as he thinks

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 роки тому +30

      Good thing he didn't say rare. He said "searing"

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +3

      Haha. Reminds me of "Count me in as who cares"

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 2 роки тому

      That sounds like an SEP
      Unseeable to the naked eye. To the wrong person its as if an SEP doesn't even exist.
      Somebody Elses Problem.

  • @aceshighdueceslow
    @aceshighdueceslow 2 роки тому +975

    "time makes fools of us all" is one of my favourite lines from the whole show

    • @emjackson2289
      @emjackson2289 2 роки тому +1

      Oh you're so . . . . dirty

    • @jorgecaballero1013
      @jorgecaballero1013 2 роки тому

      what episode is it from?

    • @aceshighdueceslow
      @aceshighdueceslow 2 роки тому +7

      @@jorgecaballero1013 season 2 "How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back"

    • @TheChuckfuc
      @TheChuckfuc 2 роки тому +2

      My locker looked like fry's in the 4th grade.

    • @JohnUnsub
      @JohnUnsub 2 роки тому +1

      @@TheChuckfuc I forgot my combo 2 weeks into freshman year and literally never went near it again with my whole lunch in there, yogurt a sandwich and an apple.

  • @mrbrianandrewsmith
    @mrbrianandrewsmith 2 роки тому +491

    Professor straight up doubling down on getting Leela's jacket.
    "I said hand it over!!"

    • @strikeforcealpha9343
      @strikeforcealpha9343 2 роки тому +11

      I just noticed that when she puts her hands on her hips, he copies her body langauge, that's called mirroring. Interesting titbit I picked up TWENTY YEARS LATER!

    • @juliequezada2385
      @juliequezada2385 Рік тому

      😂.... my all time fave show such a blast all the time to watch

  • @CestKevvie
    @CestKevvie 2 роки тому +222

    "is it me maybe?" is one of my favorite Futurama jokes. I quote it all the time

  • @vermillion2558
    @vermillion2558 2 роки тому +148

    “You sound like a broken MP3” is a very underrated line for how gold it is

  • @1BlueYoshi
    @1BlueYoshi 2 роки тому +940

    The aggressive way the Professor says "No!" at 6:12 just kills me lmao

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 2 роки тому +6

      Such a good scene

    • @PyroCyce
      @PyroCyce 2 роки тому +17

      No!!! *racks 12 gauge with malicious intentions*

    • @KRJ893
      @KRJ893 2 роки тому +6

      Same it’s so good, it takes a good voice actor to adequately convey as much in one word as is done here

    • @iamapokerface8992
      @iamapokerface8992 2 роки тому +1

      ok

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 2 роки тому +5

      "PROFESSOR! DONT YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU!?!?"
      *"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"*

  • @Jedislayer19
    @Jedislayer19 2 роки тому +1814

    Hermes pondering whether to murder all his friends (and easily get away with it) is SUCH A MOOD.

    • @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s
      @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s 2 роки тому +60

      I think at that point it was ONLY the professor in there, which is way funnier

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 2 роки тому +40

      Its the paper work he has to do with work related injury

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 2 роки тому +16

      What do you mean it's a mood? A mood is an emotion, like happiness or anger.

    • @declanruane5588
      @declanruane5588 2 роки тому +31

      @@BenjaminGoose old head

    • @legobattledroid7979
      @legobattledroid7979 2 роки тому +12

      @@BenjaminGoose They mean it's relatable.

  • @Devo57
    @Devo57 2 роки тому +319

    I regularly quote “tell them I hate them”

  • @thecatslivehere
    @thecatslivehere 2 роки тому +194

    just realized Fry was stabbing the can with the can opener part of the knife. good one.

  • @aseheavyindustries798
    @aseheavyindustries798 2 роки тому +247

    this compilation is extremely well made, they all flow into each other

  • @saynotop2w
    @saynotop2w 2 роки тому +159

    Hermes thinking about it gets me every time.

  • @cameronphenix2096
    @cameronphenix2096 2 роки тому +73

    8:27
    Hermes contemplating all the paperwork he'll have to do.

  • @bradleyheath1155
    @bradleyheath1155 2 роки тому +150

    "31 jokes to get you though january"
    How about i just watch them all right now?

  • @writhing_vines7986
    @writhing_vines7986 2 роки тому +322

    What I love is that the Statue of Liberty bit implies that each of those societies had their own city where New York was, which was part of a colony that teamed with a country to revolt against their home counrty then making the new counrty now buddy buddy with the other counrty.
    That or they each just pulled a Roman Empire and stole the design and made their own lol.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 2 роки тому +2

      What gets me is that I don't remember this one. And I thought I'd memorized the series.

    • @DeeCross
      @DeeCross 2 роки тому +9

      What I love is how much it sounds like Billy West was just making it up as he went along.

    • @MiotaLee
      @MiotaLee Рік тому +1

      And Fry is just getting increasingly distraught and confused. It's fucking gold

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 4 місяці тому

      I like that it implies that when the new species took over, they left the old statues up.

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 2 роки тому +702

    7:54 is what made me burst out laughing.

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 2 роки тому +24

    7:15
    Zoidberg sounded genuinely disappointed that he wasn't the creature.

  • @Greedyjama
    @Greedyjama 2 роки тому +1838

    You missed perfect place for ad between first and second clip

    • @abhay4147
      @abhay4147 2 роки тому +78

      This is the kind of thing I am willing to turn my adblocker for

    • @pillowsoft4444
      @pillowsoft4444 2 роки тому +22

      (Flaunts YT premium)

    • @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s
      @G.r.e.g.g.l.e.s 2 роки тому +4

      @@abhay4147 It's funny, you philistine

    • @timewalker6654
      @timewalker6654 2 роки тому +33

      @@pillowsoft4444 Flaunts UA-cam Vanced

    • @jacqthesnacq1412
      @jacqthesnacq1412 2 роки тому +1

      I’m also a purple J

  • @lordesquire8862
    @lordesquire8862 2 роки тому +63

    The bath tub bubble thing made me laugh, how he just stands up and proudly.

  • @andrewbrownupandatthem257
    @andrewbrownupandatthem257 2 роки тому +19

    “Tell them I hate them”
    The delivery is perfect

  • @AZURNERUB
    @AZURNERUB Рік тому +20

    4:48 that transition was brilliant

  • @shlomosuke
    @shlomosuke 2 роки тому +69

    "It was bound to be somewhere" ok, that one got me hard

  • @TheMarcHicks
    @TheMarcHicks 2 роки тому +67

    The look on Leela's face when she gets sprayed with egg yolk is hilarious :D.

  • @bigsammichthoughts
    @bigsammichthoughts 2 роки тому +56

    6:00 one of my favorite jokes in the whole show

  • @badjokezach6359
    @badjokezach6359 2 роки тому +113

    I always liked how Fry looks uncomfortable when Leela goes to use the phone booth

  • @capnfail5807
    @capnfail5807 2 роки тому +138

    4:23
    "Tell you what. I'll give you 50 bucks for the kid."
    "Hey! My clothes are worth 50 bucks!"
    "Deal."

    • @bonedude666
      @bonedude666 2 роки тому +7

      Fry in the next scene: (Sitting down naked)

    • @CannedCardboard
      @CannedCardboard Місяць тому

      The way fry’s sitting down and everybody just staring at bender and him just starts crying is so funny to me

  • @themaskedblueknight7490
    @themaskedblueknight7490 2 роки тому +47

    I just now noticed, Gunter is in the background at 4:16. Right next to Amy's mom. I never noticed that before

  • @ThePsych123
    @ThePsych123 2 роки тому +8

    Lol I lost it at "Professor, don't you remember what I was saying??" "NO!!!"

  • @Kirkaman_hex
    @Kirkaman_hex 2 роки тому +33

    0:17 rare footage of a dog in the future

  • @PitBoss_90
    @PitBoss_90 Рік тому +10

    0:57 When someone at work tells you you have someone on hold on the phone

  • @TrinityCourtStudios
    @TrinityCourtStudios 2 роки тому +54

    2:38 that scene with Professor Farnsworth answering Leela’s question about mental illness in Fry’s family is SO god damned funny
    Especially as he trails off/rambles about “atomic monsters that suck blood outta your….” And the door closes with me grossly imagining where and how they get peoples blood 😂😂😂
    P.S. the atomic monsters having octagonal shaped bodies like a stop sign 🛑 made me snort laughing 😂

  • @dhaz4455
    @dhaz4455 2 роки тому +25

    Hermes considering about killing the whole Planet Express gang just get me everytime

  • @DreamEater16
    @DreamEater16 2 роки тому +20

    My favorite is "you sound like a broken mp3" xD love it

  • @LightTower
    @LightTower 2 роки тому +19

    2:31 "No thanks, I make my own"
    Jesus 😂😂😂

  • @anxiousmasochist3423
    @anxiousmasochist3423 2 роки тому +14

    Hermes face at 8:32 is a mood lol

  • @professionalhater9
    @professionalhater9 2 роки тому +25

    0:50 I love this joke so much. "Tell them I hate them" idk why it makes me laugh so hard

  • @hanscapon222
    @hanscapon222 2 роки тому +10

    6:18 underrated Zapp Brannigan scene

  • @filmes.em.poucaspalavras
    @filmes.em.poucaspalavras 2 роки тому +11

    I watch every Futurama content even in Portuguese, Spanish and English,this is how much I love this series

  • @MuteFM
    @MuteFM 2 роки тому +21

    'Quantum Leek' soup is subtle but hilarious

  • @sbeve6559
    @sbeve6559 2 роки тому +20

    I lost it at "Rise from the dead in the name of Satan" BROO

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 2 роки тому +22

    That last joke was the funniest I’ve ever seen in cartoon history

  • @inkoinfinity2
    @inkoinfinity2 2 роки тому +10

    These futurama clips make me realize what a classic it is

  • @tonevolumeentertainment4250
    @tonevolumeentertainment4250 2 роки тому +11

    "This is the least scientific thing I've ever seen"
    "You be Quiet" 😂

  • @arthurmartin4616
    @arthurmartin4616 Рік тому +2

    I just keep imagining the Professor putting the satanic ritual into robot coding just to fuck with people

  • @michaelmartinez5217
    @michaelmartinez5217 2 роки тому +24

    Yeah them 8mins sure made them 30 days fly by. 😂

  • @OctagonalSquare
    @OctagonalSquare 2 роки тому +8

    “Rook takes Pawnshop” is just great especially since current pawnshops all make a pun with adult entertainment

  • @Thornskade
    @Thornskade 2 роки тому +5

    "Why is there yogurt in this cap?"
    "I can explain, it used to be milk"
    The only explanation you'll ever need

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 2 роки тому +10

    2:02, never fails

  • @PhantoMace2012
    @PhantoMace2012 2 роки тому +4

    The Professor shooting Bender as Santa was funny for so many reasons, but the way Bender says” OOOWWWW!” after getting shot by a shotgun as if it was only slightly painful and pretty annoying is what gets me on that scene!

  • @AhDude92
    @AhDude92 2 роки тому +7

    The atomic supermen gag at 02:40 is my favourite one in the entire show.

  • @TPG25153
    @TPG25153 Рік тому +3

    The professor is a natural treasure and I'll not hear different

  • @Scripzure
    @Scripzure Рік тому +2

    "Tell them I hate them." had me DYING

  • @jennymarie0228
    @jennymarie0228 Рік тому +1

    "HERMES, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!"
    ..
    "mm, okay"

  • @Travisthe616nerd
    @Travisthe616nerd 2 роки тому +26

    Takes a real man NOT to kill your boss and coworkers. Good for Hermes

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 роки тому +18

    "Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?!"

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 2 роки тому +5

    #1 is my favorite reference wherever ads get shoved into yet another thing.

  • @milot.525
    @milot.525 2 роки тому +5

    0:40 coincidence im watching this after slicing my finger open with a swiss army knife

  • @TheWingus
    @TheWingus 2 роки тому +16

    "Hey, I remember you! I was gonna vote for you, but voting isn't cool so I stayed home and got trashed on Listerine."
    -Fry

  • @dom3335
    @dom3335 2 роки тому +2

    Got recommended the November one with over a mill views. After liking it I've seen Futurama vids keep popping up more in recommended and it's always this "Wii DuB" channel, so I finally decided to check it out. It's literally ALL Futurama, instant subscribe.

  • @jimmypongsri2114
    @jimmypongsri2114 2 роки тому +8

    6:06 bender goes HOHOHO
    7:55 it awwwww stard in the sen tree ta happago
    3:10 professor goes HAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @ethanseye-anautisticlife8175
    @ethanseye-anautisticlife8175 Рік тому +3

    7:17 Oh my God! Where's Fry's nose?

  • @strikeforcealpha9343
    @strikeforcealpha9343 2 роки тому +8

    Two things to note there, I work in care in the kitchen and deal with residents who have dementia, the professor is an accurate portrail of that. The second, notice when Leela is lescturing the professor about the enviroment, the Professor mirrors her movements. Mirroring is the behavior in which one person unconsciously imitates the gesture, speech pattern, or attitude of another. The writers really did their homework and I'm really excited for the new seasons! Good News everybody!!!

  • @kessiniktange8861
    @kessiniktange8861 2 роки тому +8

    Honestly, I feel like after waiting that long with my finger over the button, I wouldn't have been able to press it.

  • @ET-Wonder1
    @ET-Wonder1 2 роки тому +2

    Leela: “Professor! Don’t you remember what I told you?”
    Professor Farnsworth: “Nooo!”
    Me: “Just like I ask my grandma and how she answers”

  • @skullyskaric7779
    @skullyskaric7779 Рік тому +2

    8:08 that's when i get so pissed off.

  • @connorhart7597
    @connorhart7597 2 роки тому +2

    These are stretching me through april too tbh

  • @404_coffee9
    @404_coffee9 Рік тому +1

    A ton of good jokes

  • @zs15248
    @zs15248 2 роки тому +8

    I love this series! always makes my month

  • @pressanybutton1880
    @pressanybutton1880 Рік тому +1

    "Tell them i hate them." Cracks me up everytime.

  • @outsiide.hollywood
    @outsiide.hollywood 2 роки тому +1

    the groucho nod was pure love, awesome

  • @reese_zero3437
    @reese_zero3437 2 роки тому +6

    Farnsworth’s laugh at 7:36 gives me life lol

  • @theguywiththeoldds3896
    @theguywiththeoldds3896 Рік тому +1

    The most I realist c part of this series is selling something for 50 bucks to a pawn shop.

  • @Tony-112
    @Tony-112 2 роки тому +1

    "My clothes are worth $50!"
    Deal.

  • @Killem-Dafoe
    @Killem-Dafoe 2 роки тому +5

    That's just a fungal infection😂😂

  • @local38on-tv
    @local38on-tv 27 днів тому

    “Let’s get an opaque bubble layer going”
    Jesus

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 роки тому +1

    “Georgio Armonster” is fucking perfect

  • @igorentertainment6453
    @igorentertainment6453 2 роки тому +8

    Thanks, I already need it

  • @AxeIRad
    @AxeIRad 2 роки тому +1

    I love the way he says this 5:42

  • @milkmessiah42
    @milkmessiah42 Рік тому +2

    Second time getting through January baby!

  • @elebexm415
    @elebexm415 2 роки тому +3

    This channel gets me through January

  • @dracian8151
    @dracian8151 2 роки тому

    This Guy: 31 Random Jokes to get you through January
    UA-cam: The world needs to see this in April

  • @strikeforcealpha9343
    @strikeforcealpha9343 2 роки тому +1

    Hermes don't press that button!!
    - Has to seriously think about it for a moment.

  • @josephshillabeer
    @josephshillabeer 2 роки тому +6

    1:14 gives me life

  • @qwertyman506
    @qwertyman506 2 роки тому +5

    6:58 among us

  • @mordaciousfilms
    @mordaciousfilms 2 роки тому +2

    This show was aggressively funny... like WAY more than Simpsons or Family Guy and most of its other contemporaries.

  • @AJHyoton
    @AJHyoton Рік тому +2

    #17 is my favorite. Wish I could sell my clothes for 50 bucks and sit around naked all day. Matter of fact, screw the 50 bucks!

  • @scrunchieplanet
    @scrunchieplanet 2 роки тому +3

    I demand u keep posting these 🚀☁️✨

  • @emil_st1
    @emil_st1 2 роки тому +1

    A nice subtle joke with the two nerd robots, when putting ai vs ai in chess white usually wins more than black (about 52~56% win ratio) and the robot that won was on white's side.
    Not sure if that was intentionally but I wouldn't be surprised.

  • @fallenfluxer
    @fallenfluxer 2 роки тому +1

    i love Futurama. I miss it.

  • @philliplindstrom8609
    @philliplindstrom8609 2 роки тому +1

    "This is the least scientific thing I've ever seen" lmfao

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 5 місяців тому

    2:45
    “Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters. Atomic supermen with octagonal bodies that suck blood out of your-“

  • @Jokin_Jake
    @Jokin_Jake Рік тому

    Leela: "Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?!"
    Professor: "NOOO!"
    *proceeds to shoot Bender again*

  • @eliottdeletraz97
    @eliottdeletraz97 2 роки тому +1

    0:58 me : if they sing, I will jump and let myself drown to death

  • @jonpatchmodular
    @jonpatchmodular Рік тому +1

    The planet of the apes one is so good

  • @brandonloaiza8595
    @brandonloaiza8595 2 роки тому +4

    "It used to be milk but well time makes fools of us all" classic Futurama

  • @stardusk1726
    @stardusk1726 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you i needed this to get me through

  • @boanderson6211
    @boanderson6211 2 роки тому +2

    nothing will ever beat Futurama!

  • @phorchybug3286
    @phorchybug3286 2 роки тому

    Most of these brought back memories.

  • @AJX-2
    @AJX-2 7 місяців тому

    Im watching this in February like a boss

  • @renranger2135
    @renranger2135 7 місяців тому

    0:32 Peh! If you really want to eat without electricity, all you need is a spear and a stomach for murder.