Google Translate Sings: "The Sound of Silence" (Simon & Garfunkel)
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Can you do Google Translate sings some song by CG5 or Nothing Remains by MandoPony
*Walugi scream in the distance*
Is one of the new merch options a saint on your head?
Omg.....this was so great! Toast is the new merch idea.....with the watermelon! Haha
Fill your boat and dive in the bush
"I would like cancer" but "there is no health insurance."
Sounds like a serious problem.
Who said anything about wanting cancer for themself?
57thorns did you watch the video, or did you just sit staring at the screen?
@@jessicastricklen8425 Well. the lyrics as "translated" is not unambigious. Of course I watched the video to get all the details of the lyrics.
Suppose it’s about time to cook meth
@@jessicastricklen8425 I think he means "I want OTHER PEOPLE to get cancer" is an equally possible interpretation. This reminds me of a Czech study, which apparently found that people smoking and dying young was good for the economy because it means less money spent on their care when they get older. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Finance_Balance_of_Smoking_in_the_Czech_Republic
"Thousands of millions of transformers, perhaps more"
Don't give Michael Bay any ideas
I just died from laughter :'D
R.I.P Miika
"Merger and explosion"
I wonder where the word "transformers" came from. 😂
Lol my thoughts
I admire your ability to sing so passionately about absolute nonsense.
The sadness of "Toast." 💔😂🥺
Along with the physical gestures to compliment the ridiculous lyrics.
Yeah it makes it even better
The Sounds of Toast.
Yas
I love how "Disturbed the Sound of Silence" turned into "Break the Beep"
It's not by disturbed
@@bunnysunnymew disturbed THE sound of silence, I was referencing the lyrics not the cover artist. I've been listening to Simon and Garfunkel since high school.
Were you expecting 'no quiet noise'?
I love how it says, “people worship their worship and worship.”
404 not found 1!k3$
You know you have a close relationship with the darkness when ”hello darkness my old friend, i want to talk with you again” have changed to ”hey dark, hi! Let’s talk!”
This version is like what the original turns into after you've been talking to that dark too long and just went mad.
Wait im have a oc (og charader) named dark
I want to like but it's at 666
"The man who recorded the song did not share this"
Now let's tweet it to Paul Simon and see how he reacts
I hope Malinda will do it! :D
Agnieszka M or art
ha i wanted to make that joke too
Lol
Honestly, you can't get salty if he doesn't retweet it. The song told him not to.
After watching a few of these Google translate fails... I am pretty confident that Google translate has a drinking problem.
It was going through a really rough patch for a while.
It also has no clue of geography and some pretty weird sexual fantasies 😨 as well as a tendecy towards violence 🥴.
@@Fuchsschwester not to mention it's probably also a satanist
@@midnightsparkle3276 Now that you DID mention it... You are right 😱😈😜.
I feel like Google Translate is a drinking suicidal geographer with existential crisis, and I kinda understand him
"But these words are like a silky whiskey"
"He fell into the ditches"
As expected, yep
Too much silky whiskey will do that.
guess he was a snitch
“I mean, my eyes are nice“
- Me, when somebody asks me about my qualities
Not recommended at a job interview. In my experience.
😂😂😂
She said it when I saw this
Same
OMG. I'm your 2000th like.
Peasants: "Disturb the sound of silence"
Me, an intellectual: "break the beep"
Shalom
Touche
When I say "All Good," I really mean: " booG llA. "
Yess
When is smoke alarm battery dies and it starts chirping.
"People listening to dog"
"The dog told me to kill the radio!"
Oml true
Good reference
I just saw a guy looking for you, I think his name was Alastor? Don't worry, I'm sure he's a nice guy, I mean, he was quite willing to strike a deal of some sort..
Son of Sam moment
Facebook knows the driver radio.
Okay but like is anyone gonna talk about how good her voice actually is?
"People worship their worship and worship" put that on a T-shirt.
Yes I'd wear that
Google translate got in trouble for too many Satan references, so a saint sat on Malinda's head.
@@quinn1679 But he takes you to the pasta.
best part of the whole translation
@@detectivestudios7699
But it's the horror filled pasta!
Nobody:
Only me:
Nobody at all:
0:45
‘READ A BOOK PEOPLE’
- Malinda 2019
Edit: How'd 500 people like this?!
YES
500 people have a sense of humor.
"A funny voice. Toast."
Nailed it.
But for real that was hilarious and well produced! Thanks!
"But these words are like a silky whiskey."
You wanna know why?
Cuz Google Translate is drunk
"But these words are like a silky whisky."
Now that is a beautiful sentence.
Silence = *Toast*
No wonder I stare silently at my toaster in the morning...
And then I said to my mom who is closer to the toaster oven, "Break the beep!"
@@plasmakitten4261 Silent toast? The Sound of Toast? Silently Toasting?
Toasts are the silent protectors of this realm. Pass it on.
You mean you stare toastly into your silence in the morning
Lol
"Read more on a suitable bus"
Pretty much my life during college.
Or my life in my 50's LOL!
"The man who recorded the song did not share this"
Me: I wonder why
cause it was a woman not a man
Well. I never knew there was a this-shaped void in my life, but UA-cam algorithms knew, and corrected the situation.
“I would like cancer”
Well... I’d say I’m concerned, but...
Maybe she just wants a crab dinner?
WildfireMagni
Hopefully.. 😂
Maybe that just means they want a crab dinner. Or their crush is a cancer.
Oh, I would like a crab, guys
rooooood XD
“My eyes are nice”
Not wrong, Malinda, you precious bean.
Yes
The best youtuber is a bean
I love beans
What a perfect match
You deserve an award
Pretty little bean .
Precious bean .
WE NED TO PROTECT THE BEAN !!
"Guards on, project the bean,now! Forces must be active, let the enemies fall in the ditches!"
"But Bean Malinda, what if they breach the entrance to our base?"
"It's ok, we have a surprise for them!"
"Huh?"
"As soon as that entrance is gone,they will see destruction coming towards them. Forces are waiting for them..."
@Margo Sayre no. help.
Cierra Mantle what about the potatoes?
This world needs more songs about toast.
We like bread and butter
Just search for "Toast - Streetband" here on YT. 😉
She should do a proper version of this! She has a beautiful voice!
I completely agree omg it would be gorgeous!! i mean, this is an absolute MASTERPIECE but like yeah.... XD
She has at: ua-cam.com/video/iPHWR9-Y47Y/v-deo.html
And now she did
I'm starting to think Google Translate is secretly an alcoholic
Or it just wants her to be XP
Nah, just stoned out of its server.
_"wine"_ and then later _"whiskey"_
If it translates Turtle are nice into a phrase about skill, idk what google translate is
@@leaf7392 I like turtles :)
"Thousans of millions of transformers, perhaps more" that escalated quickly
This part killed me.
Roflmao!
Autobots, translate poorly and roll out!
Nietez Dionísio so many transformers
*ROLL OUT*
Ok this sounds like she's having a conversation with her many personalities and it's fun to watch
HOW DOES SHE KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE!?!?!?!?! IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!
Doublethink & the power of editing.
Plus probably lots of repetition.
Ray Kurzweil: "By 2030 artificial intelligence will be so sophisticated that computers will exceed human intelligence and become sentient beings."
Google Translate: "Hold My Silky Whiskey."
That deserves more than a thumbs-up!
Read more
@@edwardzita3479 on a suitable bus
Thanks for the laugh.. and the wet desk, spilling my beer...
10 years more to go..
"People listening to dog, dogs are often deaf" is kind of deep actually
r/im14andthisisdeep ?
Profound.
wait.. that is so true omg
(also lol i’m not 14.)
just like "People worship their worship and worship" it doesn't get much deeper than that...
You have an absolutely divine voice and you use it to make meme-y covers with completely incorrect lyrics?
You're my hero
"Relax calmly"
*Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
Now be tired exhaustedly
""He fell into the ditch", frankly not surprised after the whisky and wine.
John Bower lololololololgvcvzc
toast
150th like!
Thank you to everyone who liked the comment; just knowing it got a few chuckles made my day.
It was too silky.
THOUSANDS OF MILLIONS OF TRANSFORMERS, PERHAPS MORE
Calm down, Michael Bay.
"How many transformers should be in the movie?"
Michael Bay: "Yes."
There are quite some though right?
I wouldn't complain
If only there were millions of Transformers in the movies, instead we get Shea Le Boo-boo and Marky Mark :\
"Merger and Explosion" Too late now! XD
Me: thinking of complimenting Malinda’s eyes
“I mean, my eyes are nice”
Me: WHAAAAAAAAA-
I thought Disturbed's cover of The Sound of Silence was the definitive version.
I was wrong.
Me: Hey Dark.
Dark: Hi, let's talk.
Hey Dark, I'm Dad.
With the production of wine
Conversation with Dark Schneider?
I seriosly know a person who is called Dark.
@@kidcat7864 Or with Dark Helmet?
-Hello darkness my old friend-
*HEY, DARK, HI*
that somehow pretty accurate, lol
I loved it when people worshiped their worship and worship.
Worshipping is fun with worships and worshipers who worship worships. Worship doesn’t sound like a word anymore...
*LET'S TALK*
Oh hi, Mark!
@@flamefriends3842 That's literally the first thing I thought of when I heard that.
1:43 the dog tells them to kill the radio
The lyrics : "… to the neon god they made"
Google translate : ACUPUNCTURE FOR NEW GUINEA
"Doctor ! Quick ! Their brain has exploded ! We are losing them !!!"
Me: **sees "read more" in the lyrics**
Me: Just like the comment section!
Read a book dude
Same
I have a good joke that relates to the video
*Read More*
Same
@@GoLD-ec1bw I suggest fixing it, because "m" shouldn't be capitalised.
*Read more*
*Hey, dark, hi*
*Let’s talk*
Me greeting my depression at 2 am
Ye
Yup, underrated comment
Too accurate😂😭
Yeah...
Yes
Whats always so great about these are the way she fits the lyrics in the right spots. So many times there are more or less words than the original and it''s put together so good to flow properly
Sometimes I would be having a bad day and be in a bad mood but when I see one of Malinda’s Google Translate videos it always makes me laugh and I feel better
Stranger: So what's your favourite song?
Me:... a suitable bus...
Help i read stranger as stranger things i think im obsessed
The sound of silence: Narrow streets of cobblestone
Google Translate: *EXERCISE FOR YOU*
that's a hell of a workout if you're in a wheelchair
This is accurate! Because of Covid, I need exercise!
Trying to tell me something...
I don't know about other languages but the Greek translation, though not a 100% correct, is fairly decent.
Google thinks of Paris-Roubaix and how to ruin your backside whilst biking over those cobblestones.
"People worship their worship and worship"
... Did you just explain worship music?
(Please dont crucify me I'm a Christian too)
1:54 Dang it, Simon and Garfunkel, why didn't you share with us that there was no health insurance??
~:~
"Read more on a suitable bus."
"Exercise for you."
"Relax calmly."
I just realized that despite the alcoholic tendencies Google Translate is trying to coax us into a healthier life style.
Except for wanting cancer...
And that satan stuff
Don’t follow GT’s mistakes
This video has more health recommendations than the meditation one.
They're not all good recommendations, but there are a lot of them.
I lost it at the “kaboom” 🤣
My laughing muscles have been broken once again
Thnx so much Malinda!!!
Same here. XD
I didn't see that one coming, so it got me as well xD
Kabooooooooom❇️
Your facial expressions are priceless! I don't know how you can get through these translations without falling down laughing. I love you! Please continue with these videos.
“Relax calmly” 😂 This needs to be a sign somewhere.
"Hey, dark, hi! Let's Talk." It at least starts off reasonably close to the original, in terms of literal meaning.
Include the _I said, "Dummies."_ line
😂
It sounds like a Vsauce intro
What I find amusing is that sound of silence is translated completely differently every time
"Acupuncture for New Guinea"
"People worship their worship and worship." -Google Translate 2019
Modern Christianity in a nutshell.
All jokes aside, you’re voice is phenomenal! Keep bringing us these!
"People worship their worship and worship"
sounds like my old school
"The man who recorded the song did not share this"
Actually he did, he put it on youtube.
@Isla Ross Here's the real twist, she was talking about Simon and Garfunkel! After all, they didn't share Malinda's video, did they? HA!
@Isla Ross They're the original guys who created The Sound of Silence.
@@GumSkyloard but did they share it?
@@BeilaGamanra they didn’t post this video
Capitalist corporate giants like Google need to banned. Bernie Sanders said they are exploiting workers.
Google serves the MAGA capitalist agenda
"These words are like a silky whiskey"
Now that's truly poetic.
The most accurately translated verse! At least, from my (hic) perspective... 😜
It really is. Google does okay some times.
I fall into ditches when I have silky whiskey too.
Acctually I also like "people worship their worship and worship"
OMG I like this but I don't want to cause it's at 777!!!
You have a very beautiful voice. Even without the humor of the translation, it was a pleasure to listen to you.
Ok this one I couldn't stop laughing at...funny as hell lyrics professionally delivered...how you kept it together is beyond me!
Uncultured swine: Hello darkness my old friend
Me, an intellectual: *Hey dark hi*
That line actually translated surprisingly well, I thought. At least compared to the many other lines that had absolutely no relationship to their original version.
Why use many word when few word do trick?
@@longleaf1217 Also the second line "I've come to talk with you again" reducing to "Let's talk". Says it all, with 75% less wordage! xD
Finally! Someone finally said something about this important topic of freedom to accupuncture in New Guinea. Thanks.
But do they have health insurance?
@@roysutherland9729 They don't! That's what the song is all about...and toast, of course.
The emotion and harmonizing was amazing. lol *This was very moving and inspirational.*
EDIT: I keep watching it every once in a while.... and the emotion is just beautiful. Especially in the word, "Dummies"
“ people worship their worship and worship “
- malinda 2020
Aside her angelic voice, this girl possess a will of steel to not burst into a laugh riot! Thank you, made my day!
Especially when she said 'I like cancer'.
She probably had to reshoot the "I like cancer" shot at least 5 times.
You aren't seeing how many takes it took, though...
After a few takes maybe haha
She laughed enough when first reading it.
There are also cuts between the verses.
"Acupuncture for New Guinea" I don't know HOW that line even translated that way, but I'm crying of laughter.
I started crying of laughter at the transformers line and the single "toast."
@@koolkitty108 The "toast" bit was golden, and the Transformers came completely out of left field lol
They need it because _there is no health insurance_
It sounds like the strangest campaign slogan ever.
are we just going to ignore how beautiful her voice is?
0:30
Lyrics: Left its seeds while i was sleeping
Malinda and Subtitles: But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky
UA-cam Subtitles: but though which Tiana GaN seems to be a nice car
"Hey dark. Hi... Let's talk with the production of wine."
Literally me being depressed and then getting drunk 😂
Having a nice chat with your demons.
Why am i laughing so hard at this
Wanna' like it, but don't wanna' break the 123 likes
@@GhostPuddle Lol. Like it, there's 197 now...🔥🙃😉
Underage me being depressed and getting drunk
Lol no I'm a pure young kid and will not ever drink
"People listen to dog, dogs are often deaf"
Only when you want them to bring the ball back :-D
"Gulliver, let's go outside and go potty. Gulliver! Gulliver. I know you're not asleep, I can see your eyes moving. C'mon, let's go for a walk! Let's go outside! C'mon buddy!" *reaches for treats* "Oh...that's what it takes to get you out of bed? How are even this skinny?"
@@DaveAlkema Me as a dog.
"I would like cancer" got me haha, I like how it was done in the style of Disturbed's version as well
2:50 Should be on a T- Shirt
BREAK THE BEEP
"But these words are like a silky whiskey"
Now thats poetry
My dogs name is Whiskey, guess what I am
Found my hobo name
@@artrimes3263 a boozer?
@@misterboombasticable no, ima nerd
More like something out of classic noir fiction.
Her: Toast
Me: ...dooo iiiiit...
Her: *chomp*
Me: Excellent
Ikr
I did the same thing LOL.
That was a nibble.
I just got here but I gotta say I too wanted her to eat the toast.
I WANT TOAST NOW
This is how much different types of alcohol she needed for the vid
👇
awsome! thank you so much for this video, it has lifted me out of dark days and given me back my smile. When i feel down now i just play this. That lady is brilliant.
"But the witch Thiana Gian seems to be a nice sky."
Well.... it didn't even try with that one lol
On a suitable Bus
*EXERCISE FOR YOU*
Somewhere, at an AA meeting: "Hi, I'm Google Translate, and I'm an alcoholic."
Best comment, right here.
"Hi, Google Translate is my name and I'm drunk." (English -> Slovenian -> German -> French -> Spanish -> English)
Hahahahahahah! The funniest rendition of this song, ever! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. There are some really trippy conspiracy theories surrounding this song and this will feed them like wildfire!
Everybody: Hello darkness, my old friend
Google translate: Hey, dark, hi.
"Relax calmly"
Instructions unclear, lit the dining room on fire
This is fine.
I feel this on a spiritual level! I'd also happily wear it on a tshirt.
@@carsonfujita-turnbull4549 😂
"This is an asmr channel now" thoughhjhh
DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTOTHEGOBLETOFFIRE he asked *calmly*
"I'm not going to stop the beep. I'm going to break the beep" - Google Translate 2019
…That made me think, ‘You Can’t Stop the Beat’ (from Hairspray) might be a good song to google translate ifMalinda ever gets back to doing more of these…
0:58 my teacher to the class
That was hilarious! Not just the crazy translation but the way you pulled it off. Loved it!
"I would like cancer."
"...would you though?"
😂
What about the zodiac sign?
@@stardustartist good point
@@stardustartist Well, you can see zodiacs in the sky ... but i wonder what one could do with sticks against both of it.
But, there's no health insurance.
@@ScientistCat Just for the guy who recordet the video. Poor guy.
“Hey, dark, hi.” Me, greeting my depression when I feel it approaching.
when "oh, hi marc" become "oh, hi dark"
And that pretty much is the meaning of 'Hello darkness my old friend.'
I would love to hear you sing this song with the original lyrics, I was going to say seriously, but even with the silly lyrics you still remain serious hehe. You are awesome!
"There is no health insurance"
Well sadly true 😔
Agree
Come in France guys, we all have health cover and taxes :D
“I would like Cancer”
Backing clones: side-eye intensifies...
The zodiac sign
Toast.
No more questions, your honor.
@EternallyLostBoy Kinda... unintended, but alright :D
I absolutely love the sound of you voice! Your work is really fun to listen to.
Your channel popped up in my feed and I love it. It’s provided some great laughs.
“I would like cancer.”
“Would you though?”
That got me.
the studio: how many sequels for Transformers do you want?
Michael Bay "Thousands of millions of Transformers, perhaps more"
Transformers invading every country in the world 😁
I'm so glad you have a real music channel. Friggin beautiful job.
This is stranglely beautiful and yet hilarious. Your high notes are amazing. Love this!
Literally most dogs:
have really good hearing abilities
Google Translate:
BuT ThEy ARe oFtEn DeAf
Google Translate*
But yes this is hilarious omg
Dogs: *a m I a j o k e t o y o u?*
I read somewhere that 1 in 5 dalmatians are born deaf, due to inbreeding.
It’s actually true
queenofshred
That’s so sad :(
Your eyes really *are* nice! Also, accupuncture for New Guinea people.
It is a toilet, though.
@@TheExecutorr Correct indeed.
When Oprah takes a trip to New Guinea.......
and you get acupuncture and you get acupunctureand you get acupuncture......
Acupuncture for everyone
Toast
@@tristanwhite6211 Yes.
Beautiful AND Amazingly talented!! This song made me laugh when I really needed to.. And I am now subscribed..
Keep up the GREAT work!