Trump Whines As Trial Winds Down, Shares Unified Reich Campaign Video & Giuliani Desperate for Cash

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  • Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
  • The defense rested their case in the Trump hush money trial, an army of ass-kissers including Don Jr flew in to support Donald, his brother Eric went on Hannity to brag about his father, Trump or his team shared a video on Truth Social last night and slipped in the words “Unified Reich,” Trump’s company made $770,500 in revenue during the first quarter of this year but he spent over $327 million, Donald is threatening to sue the filmmakers who made a new movie called The Apprentice, Rudy Giuliani is filing for bankruptcy but he has an exciting new business brewing and Jimmy’s monologue gets interrupted by a bunch of TikTokers.
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  • @vaughn257
    @vaughn257 12 днів тому +76

    His lawyer has the same look on his face that Deborah Birx did when Trump was talking to her about having people inject disinfectant.

  • @sandramckenna9166
    @sandramckenna9166 12 днів тому +106

    Leave our kangaroos out of your mouth! Sandra in Australia

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 12 днів тому +9

      You are right! No one should be talking about our friendly neighbors the kangaroos in the same sentence as the horrific orange monster! Sorry Sandra and Australia 🦘. Love from Marjorie, New York and 🇺🇸❗😁

    • @MicaOShea-oe7ir
      @MicaOShea-oe7ir 12 днів тому +3

      It's an American expression (19th century miners in the California gold rush.) It has nothing to do with kangaroos and no one even knows why they called it that. Anyway this is a legitimate court of law. No reason to use it on top of being insulting to an ally's iconic wildlife.

    • @8ofwands300
      @8ofwands300 11 днів тому

      @@MicaOShea-oe7ir she knows....😒

    • @Uup9xn
      @Uup9xn 9 днів тому +1

      Australian here too. Biden has dementia, Trump is more popular, and you guys are in denial.

  • @jeffs7879
    @jeffs7879 11 днів тому +5

    There is no way that Rudy Giuliani is selling coffee for charity. He has watched Donald Trump grift his own supporters for years and has decided that is a good way to make money. Giuliani, a former United States prosecutor has turned to grifting people in order to pay his legal fees.

  • @katjachen573
    @katjachen573 11 днів тому +521

    As German living in the US, the mention of a Unified Reich makes my skin crawl. People, learn your lesson and show up in November to vote 💙🌊

    • @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk
      @BonnieHaynes-gg4nk 11 днів тому +31

      Agreed.

    • @robertbrannan9375
      @robertbrannan9375 11 днів тому

      He didn't mention a unified Reich, it has been debunked. A random person made the ad, got retweeted. That random person used a stock news headline image. And as a German person living in the US, we don't care what your opinion is on our politics, just like you wouldn't care if we said your chancellor is a dumbass because it has nothing to do with us.

    • @jimwilliams3816
      @jimwilliams3816 11 днів тому +31

      I have to say that current events are exactly why the idea that “it can’t happen here” is discouraged by many. It can absolutely happen here.

    • @robertbrannan9375
      @robertbrannan9375 11 днів тому +9

      @jimwilliams3816 it has been happening here, for over 3 years. Political persecution, corruption, etc. Etc. Etc.

    • @meh8982
      @meh8982 11 днів тому +30

      @@robertbrannan9375 It has been happening here since Trump walked down that escalator in 2015 and especially since January 6, 2021. He and the GOP get more brazen every day.

  • @typicalhguy9290
    @typicalhguy9290 12 днів тому +86

    Giuliani Coffee: Just like Rudy, it's weak, bitter, and makes people nervous.

  • @lindagassaway4109
    @lindagassaway4109 12 днів тому +89

    Why is Don Jr. acting like a pop tart coming out of the toaster?

    • @manongagnon9704
      @manongagnon9704 12 днів тому +12

      Hahaha😆 your comment made me laugh!!!! I did ask myself a similar question when I saw him!! It's like he wanted to look bigger or taller!! I thaugh he was gonna smash his fists in his chest like Tarzan or something!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @Flamenco1313
      @Flamenco1313 12 днів тому +8

      Lol the best comment tonight 😂😂😂😂

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 12 днів тому +7

      Puffy pastry

    • @woopimagpie
      @woopimagpie 12 днів тому

      Cocaine.

    • @williesloan8199
      @williesloan8199 12 днів тому +3

      Pop tart coming out toaster. Mic drop 🎤🎤😂😂👏🏾👏🏾

  • @babyblue61549
    @babyblue61549 12 днів тому +7

    🤯🤦‍♀️”I never rest?!!!” He rests All the time in court!!! It’s dementia.

  • @sabrinadickerson1007
    @sabrinadickerson1007 11 днів тому +6

    I'm embarrassed that he is the best we can do for a presidential candidate. A child would be a better prospect. Goes to show how bad the school system is that people take this fool seriously.

  • @driftlessman2094
    @driftlessman2094 12 днів тому +140

    Dudes wearing a tie with the image of a twice impeached President and we're supposed to take you seriously? 🤔

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 12 днів тому +4

      @Driftlessman. You know what PT Barnum said about giving them a spectacle that keeps them coming back. Or something like that. That IS a concerted circus. There's another name for it but that's a whole other trial.

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 12 днів тому

      First ‘impeachment’ attempt was based on a fake Russian collusion dossier concocted by the Democrat party to unseat a democratically elected President. And it failed. Second ‘impeachment’ attempt had zero substance and was initiated by the Democrat Party purely to stop Trump being able to run again. It failed. I’m not sure why they’re so scared of this guy but they’re sure willing to go to ANY length to remove him.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 12 днів тому +1

      NO!

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 12 днів тому

      "Impeach" is an unsubstantiated accusation that failed, yet you are using it to focus your Hate and Intolerance

  • @stevenmoore3480
    @stevenmoore3480 12 днів тому +113

    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...
    Past his jailtime...

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc 11 днів тому +7

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT

  • @CawfeeTalkNow
    @CawfeeTalkNow 11 днів тому +5

    Who is paying for all these political zombies to come to NYC from DC?

  • @Poppa_Capinyoaz
    @Poppa_Capinyoaz 12 днів тому +124

    He still didn't testify. Loser, loser, loser.

  • @rogermansour6085
    @rogermansour6085 12 днів тому +250

    8 million new Yorkers and no Trump supporters outside

  • @todd3205
    @todd3205 11 днів тому +20

    Thank you Mr. Kimmel and writers. Thank you!

  • @Dan-yz4qz
    @Dan-yz4qz 11 днів тому +11

    This is a clown show , how can these people really be in office ? Wtf is going on ?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 12 днів тому +175

    Of course Trump thinks kangaroo courts have kangaroos. After all, he thinks stealth aircraft are invisible!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 12 днів тому +5

      So this is where the cool kids are hanging out!
      Anyway, Trump thinks it's called a kangaroo court because Joey "the Weasel" Gibroni and Joey "Not a Snitch" Mostrelli were tried in that courthouse.

    • @cate9353
      @cate9353 12 днів тому +7

      AND...
      kangaroos are Australia's animal, how dare our proud Big Reds and mighty Grey 'roos even be mentioned in any connection to DT

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 12 днів тому

      Biden thinks Russia, China and Romania can pay his family $247M and Bidens will not be paying taxes on it!

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin 12 днів тому +98

    The Red Tie Clown Posse.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 12 днів тому +12

      X45's "Puppet Posse" wearing the MAGA-Minion uniforms...

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown 12 днів тому

      🤣👌

  • @heatherarce3744
    @heatherarce3744 12 днів тому +73

    Love Kimmel. His comedy on Trump is gold.🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @rodneyfoster9719
      @rodneyfoster9719 10 днів тому

      You mean his writer's comedy on Trump.

    • @user-cd3vg8ix4g
      @user-cd3vg8ix4g 6 днів тому

      What else does he talk about?

    • @heatherarce3744
      @heatherarce3744 6 днів тому +1

      @@user-cd3vg8ix4g what else does Trump talk about besides everyone’s out to get me, poor me poor me and his hard on for Joe Biden. Kimmels a comedian and he’s spot on. Trump gives him too much to work with. He’s a joker.

    • @heatherarce3744
      @heatherarce3744 6 днів тому +1

      @@rodneyfoster9719 absolutely and it’s gold. If I were Trump I’d start acting like a grown up so every person on the planet didn’t laugh at me for being so absurd.

  • @stuarthipkins8336
    @stuarthipkins8336 11 днів тому +5

    Lock him up already
    .

  • @kelleydavis100
    @kelleydavis100 12 днів тому +517

    Jimmy, thank you for all you do with trump. Your humor is the only thing holding me together! This is a friggen nightmare and MUST END right away!!! Thank you again ❤

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 12 днів тому

      Biden is a nightmare? So true

    • @poluchoquintal3369
      @poluchoquintal3369 12 днів тому +20

      I am in the same situation 👌

    • @Whale15
      @Whale15 12 днів тому +3

      He will be our President next year. The past three years have been too much of a disaster. I just wish we could have someone normal run for President.

    • @nicres
      @nicres 12 днів тому

      @@Whale15Biden is the most “normal” you’re gonna get. The other choice is a dictator so… time to choose sides

    • @rodneyfoster9719
      @rodneyfoster9719 10 днів тому

      His staff of writers write his monologue and his jokes.

  • @31emxof
    @31emxof 12 днів тому +141

    Don Jr. is an abysmal accordion player.

    • @B4Zathras2257
      @B4Zathras2257 12 днів тому +9

      He's practicing to be Drumpf's 'fly swatter'.

    • @andercoyote4170
      @andercoyote4170 12 днів тому +3

      🤣😆😂

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 12 днів тому +7

      You tell me one thing he's good at and I'll give you a nickel!

    • @B4Zathras2257
      @B4Zathras2257 12 днів тому +5

      @@user-zb9lv3gh8s Defending daddy from the insect swarms.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 12 днів тому +2

      ..... and master COKE HEAD 😅

  • @joeystillpoppin1173
    @joeystillpoppin1173 12 днів тому +154

    Its been almost 8yrs i still haven't heard what he's gonna do for this country only helping himself, there's no such thing anyone has total immunity !
    *NO ONE* !

    • @noah-cv7pn
      @noah-cv7pn 11 днів тому +12

      Not to mention asking for immunity and begging Biden for a pardon is like saying I'm Guilty Guilty guilty

    • @xjaskix
      @xjaskix 11 днів тому +3

      he gave HUGE tax cuts for those of us who are Hard Working & Succesfull

    • @iananders1587
      @iananders1587 11 днів тому +2

      You have never heard anything because you are not informed. Watch a perspective different than your own bias to learn. I recommend timcast irl episodes

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 10 днів тому +2

      Yes😮😢

    • @joshsummit
      @joshsummit 10 днів тому +1

      You first have to remove your head from your rump to be able to hear. 🙄🤦🏿‍♂

  • @neo2264
    @neo2264 12 днів тому +88

    I'm surprised his lawyer doesn't just suddenly lose it, start cracking up & walk off saying "I can't, man.. I just can't"

    • @Kygranny
      @Kygranny 12 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ednalowery9204
      @ednalowery9204 12 днів тому

      Except that he can.

    • @berlinkozyreva
      @berlinkozyreva 11 днів тому

      He is getting paid millions. Unlike other Trump lawyers he getting his money upfront.

    • @ExtroniusAttributes
      @ExtroniusAttributes 11 днів тому +4

      Especially since he must know the checks from Trump will bounce.

    • @renalewis6406
      @renalewis6406 6 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @eisande6237
    @eisande6237 12 днів тому +346

    One reporter called Eric Trump “a human participation trophy” oh the accuracy! 😂

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 12 днів тому +1

      Not a very professional journalist

    • @bananasinpajamas7393
      @bananasinpajamas7393 12 днів тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arellatikvah
      @arellatikvah 12 днів тому +15

      ​​@@mogznwaz It was one of the late night hosts not a reporter or journalist. I believe it was Stephen Cobert.

    • @debbiechang5781
      @debbiechang5781 12 днів тому +11

      I heard a comedian call the suck ups in the red ties who keep showing up in NY “human suppositories” for trump! Perfect description 😂😂😂

    • @4Sunflower
      @4Sunflower 8 днів тому +1

      @@debbiechang5781 😂😂

  • @captlarry-3525
    @captlarry-3525 12 днів тому +167

    Don Jr. is wearing a bullet proof vest. Boy takes himself FAR Too Seriously !

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 12 днів тому +7

      I thought it looked like a BP vest, too. Does it make him look manly?

    • @dm-heart
      @dm-heart 12 днів тому +1

      Why?

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 12 днів тому +9

      Ah, that explains why his chest looks so strange. Hadn't thought of that.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 12 днів тому +12

      🤦🏻‍♀️ the persecution envy is strong in these fools. I believe it's even in the Bible - the wicked flee when no one is pursuing them. (Learned that from Better Call Saul)

    • @shuckydarn2856
      @shuckydarn2856 12 днів тому +1

      Lol

  • @michaelgeorge595
    @michaelgeorge595 12 днів тому +70

    Jr. is always indignant and Eric is sooo whiny. The fruit doesn’t fall too far…😅

  • @user-kl2wn8kj3f
    @user-kl2wn8kj3f 12 днів тому +28

    Never let up Jimmy!!!!

  • @lynettewashington6443
    @lynettewashington6443 12 днів тому +74

    Veterans should sue Count Giuliani for false advertising.

  • @biginfo7386
    @biginfo7386 12 днів тому +710

    In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

    • @Sandrae7560
      @Sandrae7560 12 днів тому +73

      ‘Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald tRump is gone, but your dishonor

    • @kenjeshadugui
      @kenjeshadugui 12 днів тому +13

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 12 днів тому +25

      ​​@@Sandrae7560who ever thought Liz Cheney would be quoted on a jimmy Kimmel video comment!

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 12 днів тому +13

      Slithering away.

    • @johnleca
      @johnleca 12 днів тому +5

      Funny. You be trippin like you buddy The Big Guy Joe and his Hoka sneeks.

  • @user-ov5uu5nn3r
    @user-ov5uu5nn3r 11 днів тому +25

    Hi from Australia. Really great Jimmy!!, Keep at him. Make him Cry.

  • @Monika-mh2je
    @Monika-mh2je 12 днів тому +8

    Rudy Giuliani coffee commercial looking like a SNL skit.😂😂

  • @davidcoombes-pearce4533
    @davidcoombes-pearce4533 12 днів тому +223

    As an Australian, I take offence to the term Kangaroo court. I may commence legal action against diaper Don.

    • @chrystya
      @chrystya 12 днів тому +5

      Ha

    • @eduardodiaz2649
      @eduardodiaz2649 12 днів тому +4

      Touche

    • @shuckydarn2856
      @shuckydarn2856 12 днів тому +4

      Please,please,please!!!😂

    • @tt2778
      @tt2778 12 днів тому +4

      Get in the long line..

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 12 днів тому +3

      ​@@tt2778Oh don't worry about the line! Aussies always know the short cut!😅
      Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺

  • @f1s2hg3
    @f1s2hg3 12 днів тому +119

    Jimmy you are killing Trump and that’s the best comedy show ever! Jimmy I love the way you tell Trumps crimes and his falsehoods that the far right ignores! Jimmy Kimmel you are getting 10 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️’S for the best Trump jokes on tv today! Great job 👏!

    • @VELT577
      @VELT577 11 днів тому

      Wrong.

    • @latentsea
      @latentsea 11 днів тому

      Flight log Jimmy diddler

  • @wonderwoman1158
    @wonderwoman1158 12 днів тому +5

    Why are they airing these idiots? The media needs to stop!

  • @bklyncyclist
    @bklyncyclist 12 днів тому +39

    I drove by the other day and you'd be hard pressed to see anybody or anything. There were a handful of people in the little park across the street, but they may have just been having lunch. His red tie crowd only appears to do their spiel and then goes away. They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers.

    • @Uup9xn
      @Uup9xn 9 днів тому +2

      "They know better than to try to mingle with New Yorkers." Yes, because like most leftists they are violent and a bit loopy, and capable of being driven to extreme anger by comedians on TV, etc.

  • @petyrkowalski9887
    @petyrkowalski9887 12 днів тому +24

    « I dont rest » said the guy who sleeps more than a hibernating bear.

  • @catcitycover
    @catcitycover 12 днів тому +91

    Junior’s wearing a bulletproof vest under his shirt. What a brave guy.

    • @tommymurphy459
      @tommymurphy459 12 днів тому +2

      He looks like he's wearing an iron lung! 😲

    • @Lisazab
      @Lisazab 12 днів тому +1

      Guess he dosent know his head is vulnerable lol😂

    • @aprilpavis-shroeder
      @aprilpavis-shroeder 11 днів тому +5

      @@LisazabIS his head vulnerable, though? Not much up there….😅

    • @debmadden4157
      @debmadden4157 11 днів тому

      ​@@aprilpavis-shroeder 👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz 11 днів тому +2

      Who would waste the bullets?

  • @rosalielarsen1
    @rosalielarsen1 11 днів тому +13

    I love JK!!!!! I love his plain unadulterated “DJT” truth.

  • @jasonjohnson3119
    @jasonjohnson3119 12 днів тому +16

    As a disabled Army veteran, keep your traitorous money, Rudy... You need it more than we do!!! ✌️🇺🇸

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 12 днів тому +365

    "AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM"
    CLASSIC!

    • @michaelstecyk7365
      @michaelstecyk7365 12 днів тому +19

      Hilarious

    • @user-ly5qi9zb5t
      @user-ly5qi9zb5t 10 днів тому +4

      my thought too, you saved me time typing the same post myself. thanks bro'.

    • @lolodee3528
      @lolodee3528 9 днів тому +1

      Simultaneously!😂thx Bill Maher

    • @4Sunflower
      @4Sunflower 8 днів тому

      That was epic! 🤣🤣

  • @michelehemlokhexwhite4310
    @michelehemlokhexwhite4310 12 днів тому +1976

    That unified reich thing in his post was wild. This guy needs to be sent to the dumpster fire of history.

    • @Jain1906
      @Jain1906 12 днів тому +81

      STAT.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 12 днів тому +11

      trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 12 днів тому

      The "unified reich" thing was Hitler's policy of cutting back on the autonomy of the German provinces. Does Trump plan to abolish States' Rights? That's one of the things a dictator could do after suspending the constitution. Putin already did that. Russians used to elect their provincial governors, but Putin put a stop to that and he appoints them himself now.

    • @benfriedman5492
      @benfriedman5492 12 днів тому

      @@tuyenle8107 Your rubles are in the mail - Vlad

    • @kramnoslaw4474
      @kramnoslaw4474 12 днів тому +65

      It's not wild it's down right scary

  • @geralyn-mm
    @geralyn-mm 11 днів тому +69

    AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM. absolute perfection !

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal 11 днів тому +45

    Jimmy Kimmel vs. Donald Trump is one of the best prizefights that has ever existed, and I'm glad Jimmy always gets the best of him

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 12 днів тому +180

    Are we paying these people to be there??? Are we paying for their airfare or their meals? Why the hell aren’t they working?

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 12 днів тому

      @marcisunshine. That was my first thought, aren't you suppose to be at work? WTF. We should flush our the deadwood, or most of our leaders, and get some new blood in there. There is a whole generation that is lost and I'm sure some of them have good ideas we need to give them a chance. They couldn't possibly mess up as much as it is now. Besides, they'd be less likely to be corruptable, or, it will take a longer time. A lot of our politicians are older and out of touch. The religious nuts also need to go. No place for religion and politics to mix on the floor of Congress, the House or Supreme Court. No one is keeping them separate these days. This is one of the few countries where you don't have to believe in any kind of god. It used to be premoninently Christian (and Catholic) but that's changing. We need leaders who aren't relying on ancient religious texts or ideologies to inform their legislative decisions.

    • @SusanMcLean-cq1xl
      @SusanMcLean-cq1xl 12 днів тому +20

      That’s nothing compared to the millions we spent for Trump to play golf while he was in office.

    • @Mike-sl3gd
      @Mike-sl3gd 12 днів тому +5

      You sure are lol

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 12 днів тому +4

      Starting pay of $174,000/yr of taxpayer money

    • @marcisunshine18
      @marcisunshine18 12 днів тому +5

      @@Tonyhouse1168 it was rhetorical. I wonder if if we paid for their airfare?

  • @DWamericanfrets
    @DWamericanfrets 12 днів тому +17

    His attorney is nuts. He’s ruining his own reputation AND will never get paid.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 12 днів тому

      Who cares.

    • @zookytar
      @zookytar 12 днів тому

      Lara will funnel RNC money to him

  • @user-kl6ef1tn5g
    @user-kl6ef1tn5g 10 днів тому +4

    Nice to see Daddy’s been spending quality family time with Jr. teaching him how to play accordion. 👍

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden 11 днів тому +14

    Innocent people testify in their own defense. Tells me what I need to know about that trial.

  • @thedahkterizzin8831
    @thedahkterizzin8831 12 днів тому +287

    DJT isn't only wrong...he's Reich!

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 12 днів тому +26

      He's the Reich man at the Reich time!
      He's just not Reich for America.

    • @shuckydarn2856
      @shuckydarn2856 12 днів тому +2

      LoL I wonder if they will have armbands of an giant orangepoodiddle?

    • @joeystillpoppin1173
      @joeystillpoppin1173 12 днів тому +2

      That's a great description 😂

    • @user-tb4ij7zx1y
      @user-tb4ij7zx1y 11 днів тому +1

      @@shuckydarn2856😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's funny but at the same time- it funny!!! Terrifying!

    • @b.freanch227
      @b.freanch227 11 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 12 днів тому +383

    Trump not keeping his word? Trump not testifying after saying he would testify? Trump whining? I’m shocked, I have no words!! Such shockers, probably the biggest shockers of ALL TIME!! 😳🤣

    • @rhondakoenig6452
      @rhondakoenig6452 12 днів тому +13

      lol good one!

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 12 днів тому +10

      @@rhondakoenig6452, Thank You!! 🤣💜

    • @B4Zathras2257
      @B4Zathras2257 12 днів тому +19

      Like no one has ever seen before.

    • @Coolestmovies
      @Coolestmovies 12 днів тому +9

      Big shockers, with tears in their eyes.

    • @smitty5890
      @smitty5890 12 днів тому +7

      Making shocking great again !

  • @vincentriley3698
    @vincentriley3698 11 днів тому +5

    When I need a lift and want a laugh I just watch this .
    Cheers JK. n team . Bring a little joy to my day 😉👍😊

  • @suemoses9330
    @suemoses9330 12 днів тому +14

    Geezus this is ludicrous, he's making a fool out of Americans.

  • @dbilly7
    @dbilly7 12 днів тому +161

    I’m always amazed how so many are ok with ruining their careers and lives for this conman.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 12 днів тому +15

      It’s a terribly sad and distressing comment on human nature

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 12 днів тому

      It's what narcissists do. They have enough superficial charisma to suck in people and persuade them that no, they're not like those OTHER losers.

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 12 днів тому

      That's right. Trump donated 100% of his Presidential Pay to charity and he actually lost huge wealth during his Presidency. OTOH, The Biden Crime Family has raked in $247M from China, Russia, Romania, etc for their own personal profit and gain WITHOUT paying taxes on it.
      Surely The Bidens know the US Political Profit system far better !

    • @Uup9xn
      @Uup9xn 9 днів тому

      I'm amazed at how bad you guys are at understanding half of your own citizens.

    • @denisewatkins1585
      @denisewatkins1585 9 днів тому +6

      I am amazed that Americans voted for him.

  • @quinnlewis8144
    @quinnlewis8144 12 днів тому +52

    The judicial system is broken let's see an average person get the breaks that this idiot got!!!!

  • @dougmorton4947
    @dougmorton4947 11 днів тому +10

    Rump never tells the people what he's going to do. He just rambles like the old man he is. 😂

  • @GLN14659
    @GLN14659 11 днів тому +14

    Thank you Jimmy and team. I really needed that! Keep them coming!! The part when "trump screwed both", made me laugh so hard I leaked 😮😊Well worth it! I will wear depends for the next 2 weeks bc of your show😂

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 12 днів тому +976

    I prefer my presidents that doesn’t turn America into a unified reich we already defeated one In ww2 and doesn’t downplay our vets that fought in that war

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 12 днів тому +5

      trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlocalingasan998
      @carlocalingasan998 12 днів тому

      But Joe is killing Palestinians

    • @joshuastanton6731
      @joshuastanton6731 12 днів тому

      Chump is a traitor to this nation. He sent his followers to try to commit a coup on Jan. 6th. He is a disgrace to everyone who ever wore the uniform and served our country. Marine Infantry/Intelligence Veteran Iraq x 2.

    • @EarlyRound
      @EarlyRound 12 днів тому +50

      @@tuyenle8107 .. in a 1 piece that matches his skin tone and flip flops.

    • @OsirisIxchel
      @OsirisIxchel 12 днів тому +32

      @@tuyenle8107 Troll

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 12 днів тому +1211

    If he doesn't get a guilty verdict the jury is either paid off or threatened. This man has a mountain of corruption and evidence against all the laws he's broken. Send him to jail already and end the cult.

    • @sharrielee911
      @sharrielee911 12 днів тому +62

      Totally agree with you 😏

    • @d.genxerWV
      @d.genxerWV 12 днів тому +27

      I doubt he will go to jail. The felonies are the lowest in NY, class e with a max time of 4 years.

    • @JasonBoyce
      @JasonBoyce 12 днів тому +65

      As a first-time felon, he would not be going to jail if convicted. I also wouldn't put it beyond one juror to fake being non-MAGA and then refuse to convict. There's a lot of crazies out there

    • @blueberry-ri7eb
      @blueberry-ri7eb 12 днів тому +37

      If it is a hung jury...trial all over again..Trump should love that

    • @deanedwards3453
      @deanedwards3453 12 днів тому

      @@d.genxerWV It is the USA. One of the most unequal societies in the world. The Rich and Powerful do not pay taxes and are above the law.

  • @thomaszitting2672
    @thomaszitting2672 12 днів тому +3

    Sweating after coming out of what he called a refrigerator 😂😂😂

  • @isabelsurkis3620
    @isabelsurkis3620 12 днів тому +8

    Jimmy, you say it like it is!

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 12 днів тому +145

    How can you expect Trump to take the stand if he has bonespurs?

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 12 днів тому +1

      Do you mean accept or expect? Petty grammar corrections are one thing but when your sentence makes no sense it's probably acceptable.

    • @plantitude8042
      @plantitude8042 12 днів тому +11

      @@KrakenIsland64 still a good joke

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 12 днів тому +2

      @@plantitude8042 not really. Someone with bone spurs can take the stand just fine. The joke is supposed to be "if he couldn't enter the military how can he take the stand", which is a false equivalency. It's easy to make fun of him why do it poorly.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 12 днів тому +8

      @@KrakenIsland64 Actually his statement is grammatically correct.

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 12 днів тому +4

      Just tell him there are classified documents in it

  • @rclausen
    @rclausen 12 днів тому +572

    Eric Trump always looks like he's about to break out in tears, and sounds like it too

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 12 днів тому +53

      Eric has finally figured out that his father has "a heir and a spare", and that he isn't either one of them...

    • @jpw5820
      @jpw5820 12 днів тому +6

      Kimmel literally breaks into tears

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 12 днів тому +5

      ​@@corrinerosales3615 Why are you putting the American flag in your comment? You hate your country.

    • @Bill-cu4dl
      @Bill-cu4dl 12 днів тому +2

      Probably is

    • @timetothinkbereal
      @timetothinkbereal 12 днів тому

      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
      Cocaine
      She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
      Cocaine...... Eric Clapton

  • @nancydouglas8772
    @nancydouglas8772 11 днів тому +4

    Great show jimmy. Keep up the great work

  • @mojo500100
    @mojo500100 12 днів тому +6

    An apt Blanche observation. A picture is worth a thousand words.

  • @Al-oe8ib
    @Al-oe8ib 12 днів тому +92

    Rudy….” you know I always stand by the truth”…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood 12 днів тому +3

      Yeah like he did against innocent workers at the Georgia poll - the Freeman's ! Hope they take all his coffee proceeds & award to them !

    • @dblack2630
      @dblack2630 11 днів тому +2

      But he does, kinda...like a bystander who's not involved and doesn't care.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 11 днів тому +1

      Aaaaahhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

  • @Allegheny500
    @Allegheny500 12 днів тому +17

    His attorney's thinking why did I take this case? I can't shut him up and he's ruining my career.

  • @reneejkd
    @reneejkd 11 днів тому +12

    Running his mouth outside the courthouse but no “on the record” testimony. Coward!!!

  • @laureloien6754
    @laureloien6754 12 днів тому +12

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, you make me laugh and smile everyday

  • @karendeitrick2655
    @karendeitrick2655 12 днів тому +1197

    How does that attorney stand beside him every day without laughing at the lies and vomiting at the smell?

    • @minutemeditations14All
      @minutemeditations14All 12 днів тому +71

      According to credible sources in the room they were struggling very hard to get through it.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 12 днів тому +47

      For the hope of getting a huge paycheck at the end of the whole awful mess...

    • @adb888
      @adb888 12 днів тому +47

      The stench and the lies are why he's scowling so much...

    • @kenglasson2920
      @kenglasson2920 12 днів тому +54

      Vicks Vaporub under his nose, and a lot of drugs.

    • @billytheweasel
      @billytheweasel 12 днів тому +23

      Same reason Stormy had.

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 12 днів тому +139

    "And in case I didn't mention it five times already, he's my father.....no matter what he tells people."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @demingfan1
      @demingfan1 12 днів тому +13

      A lot of kids say that to him. And then he makes the kid sign an NDA - Perfect NDAs😅

    • @michaelharrison4423
      @michaelharrison4423 12 днів тому +10

      Thank you Jimmy

    • @janethoward2155
      @janethoward2155 10 днів тому +1

      😮😮😮😮😅😂😂

  • @donnarichardson5834
    @donnarichardson5834 11 днів тому +3

    Did Chump get a new suit & tie? After wearing the same ones for 9 years, that suit can stand up without him in it.

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o 12 днів тому +4

    Great show 👏 👍 ❤🎉

  • @Lakesgirl42
    @Lakesgirl42 12 днів тому +223

    Donald Jr. is not a sober man….😳🙏🏼 Eric is just sadly desperate

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 12 днів тому +13

      Every day 😂

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood 12 днів тому

      The whole family is Corruption INC.

    • @NealGutierrez
      @NealGutierrez 11 днів тому +7

      The more Eric tries to be his father the more ridiculous he becomes.

    • @CherylRitenburg-do9og
      @CherylRitenburg-do9og 11 днів тому +4

      Don Jr looks unnaturally sweaty

    • @manadojones9638
      @manadojones9638 11 днів тому +2

      Stephen Colbert's improvisation of Eric Trump is my favorite!!

  • @coraleahs
    @coraleahs 12 днів тому +29

    Yesterday the red tie traitor brigade were savaged by the crowd!

  • @patu1540
    @patu1540 12 днів тому +5

    Oh Jimmy!! You are so hilarious!!

  • @yappity
    @yappity 12 днів тому +7

    Thanks for the TikTok videos at the end, so hilariously on point about why I personally would never use it. ;-)

    • @cindypragoff814
      @cindypragoff814 11 днів тому

      No love for the Nyquil spaghetti ASMR? :D

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 12 днів тому +37

    Thank you Jimmy for making me smile and laugh. I got upset about the orange monster this evening, as usual, and feel so much better after your monologue! I am still petrified about November results and nauseated and infuriated - but I do feel better❗😁

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 12 днів тому +2

      Keep hope alive & No worries bc America is here for yah!

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 12 днів тому

      Your Hate and Intolerance will overcome Reason and Law

    • @NotFromUtahRy
      @NotFromUtahRy 12 днів тому +2

      @@devilshaircut9 Is that the new Qanon/Maga slogan?

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 12 днів тому +1

      @@carolw8579 Thanks Carol! Marjorie

  • @becker8565
    @becker8565 12 днів тому +75

    His lawyers always look so desperate like shut the hell up

    • @jschuler53
      @jschuler53 12 днів тому +2

      @becker. So far a lot of the drama has come from non verbal behavior, which actually has no reprecussions in most cases. When the judge talks about courtroom decorum he's right, certain places require an orderly populace to proceed smoothly. I wonder what it is like to be on that jury.

    • @MaggieLoveMTC
      @MaggieLoveMTC 12 днів тому

      😂😂😂

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 12 днів тому +1

      I think that's the sort of expression Darth Vader had on under the mask, just before he threw the Emperor into a bottomless pit.

  • @islanderbyrd1881
    @islanderbyrd1881 12 днів тому +6

    Is Don JRs neck getting shorter? Or is his spine shrinking even further?

  • @jimnewton6887
    @jimnewton6887 11 днів тому +14

    It’s just amazing that all his people in Congress follow him after saying stuff like that. What is wrong with these people?

  • @user-yf7xe7zc6g
    @user-yf7xe7zc6g 12 днів тому +18

    He gave Jerusalem to the Israelis, then calls for a reich? His mind is so bizarre.

  • @KeithM-kv9tt
    @KeithM-kv9tt 12 днів тому +144

    He seems to be hallucinating. No one is there.

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand 12 днів тому +6

      By counting all random pedestrians and passing cars in front of the courthouse, then it’s clear that 10.000 people came by. Let’s just assume everyone there was pro Donny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 12 днів тому

      Joe Biden ?

    • @ghostpine
      @ghostpine 11 днів тому

      ​@@devilshaircut9defect??

  • @officialSgtPepperArc360
    @officialSgtPepperArc360 9 днів тому +3

    It's the “AND MY DAD SCREWED BOTH OF THEM” for me!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maximilliancunningham6091
    @maximilliancunningham6091 12 днів тому +19

    When his "little" concertina accordion comes out, the LIES fly !

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 11 днів тому +1

      That's why the tiny concertina hands are always out.

  • @HarpoonB2
    @HarpoonB2 12 днів тому +75

    I love when you rip Daddy Dump.

    • @anitatimmons9525
      @anitatimmons9525 12 днів тому +1

      I can`t type that Eric will get jealous that`s his Father . lmao

  • @dj_snej
    @dj_snej 12 днів тому +162

    Greetings from Germany. Thanks Jimmy, I love your show! ✌🏼

    • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
      @InnocentPotato-pd7wi 12 днів тому +12

      Hello Germany! German -Swiss American here! Thanks for your support! 😊🇩🇪 🇨🇭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @rock-n-rollfoodie
      @rock-n-rollfoodie 12 днів тому +8

      … love Germany. Visited Germany 5 times in past 46 yrs. Kinda hard to post that number. I’m old. 🙂

    • @Dbeckdesign68
      @Dbeckdesign68 12 днів тому +5

      Hi person in Germany! I was in Munich last year and really enjoyed it. Love your country!

    • @dj_snej
      @dj_snej 12 днів тому +5

      Thank you for your comments... I live near Wiesbaden, that's the Capitol of Hessen which is a state in the middle of Germany with Frankfurt as its biggest city.
      You're very welcome to visit Germany. I've been to Detroit several times and really would love to see L.A. and also N.Y. one day.

    • @christinashadinger3074
      @christinashadinger3074 12 днів тому +3

      Hello Germany! German living in the US here. Thanks for hanging in there with us! Yes, Jimmy is great!

  • @freedomfighter313
    @freedomfighter313 11 днів тому +11

    Why is tRUMP the only guy (future fellon) who gets the privilege of a Kangaroo Court, EVERY SINGLE TIME.??? 😂😂😂

  • @redgree1645
    @redgree1645 10 днів тому +4

    Love, love Jimmy, thank you.💙💙💙

  • @elfritts9895
    @elfritts9895 12 днів тому +44

    Todd the attorney isn't worried about getting paid as much as he's worried about ending up like all the rest of his attorneys

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 12 днів тому +2

      And perhaps afraid his face will freeze that way.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 12 днів тому +4

      In the witness stand, testifying against Trump?

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons7445 12 днів тому +67

    I have to congratulate and command Jimmy and his team. The work they go through to bring out the truth is just touching I just bless you bless you I'm voting blue all the way down the ballot💙

    • @mogznwaz
      @mogznwaz 12 днів тому

      You think Kimmel is a source of truth? Bless 😂

  • @SeattleSun2013
    @SeattleSun2013 11 днів тому +4

    Thank you for standing up for Democracy 🇺🇸❤️

  • @JAMESRS58
    @JAMESRS58 11 днів тому +1

    His Lawyer is thinking . This a-hole has ruined my law career ..

  • @BellaDelilahWho
    @BellaDelilahWho 12 днів тому +448

    Why doesn’t he tell the country what he wants to do in office every time he stands in front of the journalists instead of saying kangaroo a thousand times.

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 12 днів тому +13

      👍👍👍

    • @desireeburton3923
      @desireeburton3923 12 днів тому +34

      He has NOTHING TO TELL‼️

    • @msanns6467
      @msanns6467 12 днів тому +17

      Exactly

    • @danielcoronado1757
      @danielcoronado1757 12 днів тому +33

      Exactly what I've been saying. He has no plans but to go after who oppose him.

    • @noelmclean3354
      @noelmclean3354 12 днів тому +26

      @@desireeburton3923 Well, He COULD tell us all about The Honourable Hannibal Lecter.

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 12 днів тому +149

    I hope the judge calls Donnie in for the rest of the gag order violations and gives him the max for each violation of 30 days each then gives him the max sentence for the guilty verdict. Then send him straight from court to Rikers.

    • @andercoyote4170
      @andercoyote4170 12 днів тому +6

      That would be over seven years.
      I like your thinking.

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 12 днів тому +7

      Hopefully Jack Smith will get him in the Stolen Document trial.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 12 днів тому +4

      Oh how sweet that would be. Stay happy.

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 12 днів тому

      It will never happen, the judge is too afraid to do his job!

    • @devilshaircut9
      @devilshaircut9 12 днів тому

      ...because your core values are Hate and Intolerance over the Rule of Law?

  • @twokittensinabasket9461
    @twokittensinabasket9461 11 днів тому +4

    How does Trump know what happened in court, since he sleeps through it?

  • @debprobst330
    @debprobst330 12 днів тому +34

    Michael went to prison for his involvement....now it's Daddy's turn

    • @erikkarsies4851
      @erikkarsies4851 11 днів тому

      Micheal should be back in prison for perjury and larceny ( well sorry my english... it's embezzlement which is considered the same as theft in NY) or his entire testimony should be ignored. The DA waited until after the statue of limitations of his grand theft so he would testify. That should be considered a plea deal between the witness and the DA. And if there is a plea deal Cohens testimony is unadmissable because of the perjury for the plea deal.

  • @gerthao12
    @gerthao12 12 днів тому +9

    Please someone lock him up to shut him up

  • @mg5719
    @mg5719 5 днів тому +2

    Everytime you say his name on the air, have everyone in the crowd, SQUEEK the rubber chicken. Give them out at the door....awesome

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne 10 днів тому +2

    Man, that Rudy commercial..... how the mighty fall .... having said that, there's something admirably stubborn and optimistic about how some of these uniquely-American conmen seem to 'fall', in that instead of flat giving up they continue the squeeze and ply whatever wares they think have until the gig is truly up.

  • @driftlessman2094
    @driftlessman2094 12 днів тому +33

    Love how Don Jr. is in the background just wishing his father would recognize him for anything ever! The day his dad gives him credit for something is the day I sh!t a golden egg!