Trump Promises “Unified Reich,” Defense Attorneys Rest After Only Two Witnesses in Hush Money Trial
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
- Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Trump's defense attorneys resting in his hush money trial after only calling two witnesses, Trump promising a "unified Reich" if he wins the 2024 presidential election and the head of Canada's intelligence agency warning people to stay off TikTok.
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Trump Promises “Unified Reich,” Defense Attorneys Rest After Only Two Witnesses in Hush Money Trial
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The word "Reich" should not even be in a conversation in 2024, except in history class.
Says volumes, doesn't it?!
German language conversations are banned?
And they soon won’t let that history be taught at this rate
The MEGA suddenly know a new word
When someone tells you what they are you should believe them. It was never about freedom.
In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.
Make it sooner. Please make it sooner. Btw, name all the Watergate guys who got jail time. Do we really remember those guys? Exactly. Vote. 🗽💙🌊🗽
Or everyone will have to wear red ties😮 that said vote 💙
Noooo. We can't forget. We have to keep an eye out, they are dangerous. Who knows what other cult they might join?
Or we’re 9 years into a Unified Reich.
Vote Blue.
"We were just following odors."
I prefer my presidents that doesn’t turn America into a unified reich we already defeated one in ww2 over in Europe
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I prefer presidents that aren't indicted 4 times
I prefer presidents that haven't cheated on their newborn child with a porn star
I prefer presidents that don't try to subvert elections
I prefer presidents that praise dictators and Hannibal Lectur
I prefer presidents that aren't Trump
Unfortunately, too few people who lived through WW2 are left and too many Trump supporters are either white supremacists who look forward to a 4th reich or of the 'those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it' ilk.
I mean... The US is a Reich lol Reich just means empire in German
@@jaytbo5676 Well, Hitler ruined the "just means" part of that sentence forever, didn't he?
They ain't even pretending now. #ChristianFascism
Religion is terrorism.
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They don't use the term "Christian" as much as "Evangelical" these days. In fact, Christian is secondary in their church signs, if it appears at all.
They preach politics from the pulpit, instead of the word of God, but still want to be a tax-exempt business.
They pop up faster than gas station convenience stores... (or self storage joints )
Prison 2024
For biden
@@jaybruminatorTrump is the only one who committed crimes .
No for Don the con who loves stupid people. Trump for prison for the rest of time @@jaybruminator
@@jaybruminator wtf did biden do you stupid fuck? They [GQP] ain't even pretending now. #ChristianFascism
@@jaybruminatorwhat a silly rapist fool
Enjoy
The Nazis used the slogan," Make Germany Great Again."
Didn’t know. Documentary about Hitler’s doctor Morrel. Was fascinating.
I've got news for you.
They still use that same phrase, but now it says "America" instead of "Germany".
TRUMP 2024 save America stop the invasion!!!
I know.
Hitler has his brown shirts.
Trump his red tie brigade
Is that reich? hahhaha, kidding, good to know, thanks. Cheers. 🥸
Using Reich in a MAGA ad was no mistake. It was a ploy to appease and recruit.
Exactly 👍
How can you expect Trump to take the stand if he has bonespurs?
The prosecutor just needs to tell him that the ratings would be the most tremendous, and Biden will be testify too
😂😂😂 seems bone-spur still spray-tan nero's defence not to testify.
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ODOR in the court!
In the immortal words of John Belushi, “I hate Illinois Nazis”.
Trump would have hated the von Trapp family from The Sound of Music.
😂
He prefers the Don Shitzinpants family.
He would have loved the girls.
Such disloyalty
Rich or Poor = President or Peasant = Same Punishment = Justice = No Fear = No Favour
In the fantasy land of Oz.
Attention Jimmy Fallon - can you please have Tennessee Brando on your show for his new song. PLEASE.!!!
I for one do not believe Donald Trump would know how to spell reich. 😅
🇺🇸 Late night shows standing up for American citizens is what The United States Of America is about. If anyone knows who I am, Then you know I am surely the most thankful viewer of every single show. 🇺🇸
The Austin butler and Shaw bit was hilarious😂
They should make the deal of prison or stay completely out of politics and give up any and all social media
We have a real problem. Real😮
As an Auntie of 11 Gen Z-ers, I understood that entire Coles commercial 😩😂
Trump trial end surprised nobody.
bill muaher seth myers colbert all of you should show up at trumps trial sitting behind him
You didn't make a Noem joke that she could have fed her dog the contaminated metal dog food? :)
she had a faster method for metal fragments.
Low hanging fruit.😂😂
Shaq phone call was hilarious the best part of sketch.
Surprised there's no Noem Dog.
Really like your Show Jimmy!!! Would Love to see a Special 2 Hour Show ith You, Daly, Colbert, Kimmel, and Trump!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"High Key, GOATED."
Bill Maher seems to be leaning more and more to the Right . . . not liking him as much these days
Same here, he's full of himself
I question his comedy many years ago, it's just cruel
I stopped watching him during Covid . He's not funny.
Haven't watched him in years.
he's always been pretty conservative, the last couple of decades it's just gotten worse
Thanks Jimmy. Great monologue 😁
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
I have never wanted to shop at Kohl's less than I do now after watching that fake Kohl's advertisement lol
Dude shaq is so funny
MAGA campaign slogan: *_“Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Trümper”_*
Not to mention their Bible, " WHINE KAMPF"
ikr??
Timmie’s 👋 👋🇨🇦🤣🤣
Finance guy with trust funds sounds great
Biden Harris 2024
In canada
We hit with Donuts
I can confirm this👍
LoL 👍🎉
While says "sorry"?
We love your show jimmy fallon
Personally not a fan of cocaine, but I will admit I enjoy the smell of it
If you don't like Biden then I KNOW for a fact you don't pay attention to politics. How could I be 100% positive of that? Don't you find that odd that I know that about you?
My BIL told me yesterday with a straight face that Trump is a SELF MADE MAN,!!!!!
Either you have been drinking orange Kool aid or you're not paying attention. I am not interested in a racist rapist with no morals and thinks it's all good to take away a women's right to choose, quote Hitler, STEAL GOVT SECRETS AND SAY, MINE MINE MINE, and LIE TO HIS WIFE ABOUT FUCKING A PORN STAR AND PAYING HER $130,000 unless of course, you have no shame either. Disgusting .
Defend that behavior, I dare you.
Orange Kool aid for everyone.
Just as I know as Trump supporters love lies and fascism.
Always loved the live phone call bids.
Austin & Shaq
The one with Usher also one of my fav.
The Bob Dylan & Bruce Springsteen one was really good
Above ground cocaine is like up hill cows and down hill cows on cocaine.
'Oh man you better not be passin off that above ground cocaine.'
Kohls omg
Beaver tails is what Canucks use...maybe hockey sticks of Vancouver's in the finals... Timmy's coffee lids are frisbees
Written questions written answers debate...give the stable genius favorable conditions
Hahaha that was funny they should switch medications for the debate that was a good one I actually lol -ed
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so sad that today's conception of "politics" is almost indistinguishable from the concept of "corruption."
creepy
"Made with lightning - REAL LIGHTNING!"
Alexa acts like she knows ScarJo
Omg nestle
Who else is just like, “ok, umma die on this toilet” besides Elvis butler?
I love whenever the show comes up with fake gen z slang commercials lol
Fani won🎉🎉🎉🎉
Justice won! Go DA Willis! Go Georgia! ⚖️💙⚖️. Don't forget to vote!
No she didn’t lmfao! 😂
More Likes For Jimmy Fallon 👍
Vote 🗳 VOTE VOTE BLUE UP & DOWN the ticket
Kennedy is the way
I'm 45, different candidate would be great.
'Drumptf' is a german surname of the early 1600's .
Reich translated to English means realm or empire. However I doubt if Trump knew that.
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CNN corrected this, will you?
Google girl 😂😂😂😂😂😅
Lol goodone fallen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍💖💖
Heavy D & the boyz - nuttin' but love cris Tucker ft. 2024 UA-cam 🎶🎵
HAHAHAHAHAHA Im Shaq!! love it
Are we sure he didn't mean ROBERT Reich?
Dru Hill
Өлдімау😂😂😂
Oh, thats where I left the coke
Y entonces
Trump is new Bismarck now
No. Bismarck is the man who put Hitler in power because he thought he could control the little corporal and he was wrong. They were all wrong. Just like it’s wrong in this country and the people who are in line with him they’ll either become his bullies or they’ll be demoralized there’s a lot of evil people in this country. They have quite an army.
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Only with Bob Reich
Trump is Baron Harkonnen from the Dune series. YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS ARE AT STAKE.
Not a fair comparison. The Baron was smart, and knew his limits.
What that MEANT was that when Frump's "elected president again" he will "unify Eric" by getting him into NarcAnon.
Kohl’s is Goals! 😂
That pick up line will get you my son! Except for the height.
😹😹😹 0:30
hi👋
2024
Why won’t they play the whole video? lol
They won’t tell you that the template they used for the ad was just a template of several old fake news subjects. That weren’t original to the ad. You can actually find the template on a video website that the person used. The ad only talked about his policies which the left is hiding.
Show the full ad. Not the template
IMO T is bored and z's because he has a ringer in the jury. It's Kabuki theater.
“100% want different candidates” - WRONG❗️ I and ALL INTELLIGENT People want PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN for FOUR MORE YEARS🇺🇸🦅🗽💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
- BECAUSE he is One of The GREATEST PRESIDENTS in MODERN HISTORY - Fallon, I always thought you were One of The INTELLIGENT People - NO??
Signing legislation, I'm for it. Getting things done, I'm for it. Vote 💙 up and down the ballot. 🗽💙🌊🗽
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Dru hill - How Depp is your love ft redman 🎶🎵🎶 UA-cam
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I’ll pass on Bill Maher. Tiresome dope.
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100% want different candidates,because this election is totally about equality bad candidates and not, oh I don’t know, whether we’re going to live in a United Reich Venn diagram between 1984, the handmaid’s tale and idiocracy 🙄
Comparing the rapist fraud and self-confessed p-grabber to Biden is like comparing apples to oranges.
ill come back to the gop when they wake up
Haha
2:56 fun debate ideas. Fairness requires each presidential candidate equal access to airtime / voice-Democracy. Remember democracy?
What the hell happened to your backdrop?
Its hard on my eyes
#detaindonnie2024
ex pat
💙 VOTE BLUE 💙
Kennedy
Michael Jackson ft Beyoncé
Alexa is cute 🥰
Jimmy......looking a bit thin!
Interesting how Trump didn't promise that...do better research Fallon
lol, i didn't know this show was still a thing