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Welcome to Daz Games! Here you’ll find all my Try Not To Laugh Challenge, Sketches and Reaction videos where you’ll enjoy my responses to videos from “LIFE HACKS THAT MAKE NO SENSE” and everything else on the internet you could think of. I like to do commentary walkthroughs and playthroughs of games like The Sims, ARK, GTA V, Minecraft, Horror Games and many others. New gaming videos will be posted five to six times a week. Be sure to Subscribe to never miss one!
I’m getting flashbacks of the first mortuary assistant game.
_”Oh… oh shit, she’s Michael Jackson!”_
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h SHUT UPPP
Having forgotten that video and that scene makes this comment so much funnier and random
@@bethanysirmans1932 what video is it from?
@@kickingkidsisentertaining4871 it’s the first mortuary assistant game demo demo, it was made last year
@@kickingkidsisentertaining4871 ua-cam.com/video/Ayj6y0eKaJY/v-deo.html This is it
“Put him in there like a pop tart”
Daz I don’t think that’s how it works 😂
How the heck did you get into the video already, legendary speed my guy
@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 please just stop, your not the real one.
@Тоmmуlnnit 🅥 haha nice try
@@anirosia9526 true
@UCVWQslWEpIff2_1QAcgJBUA go away your not fooling anyone
“Oh look, a vase.”
*Proceeds to aggressively throw the vase out of existence*
so happy yu caught that i laughed so hard😭
He went “I’ll put it there” 😭😭
And now it’s an achievement and everything xD
“I can pick up food? The perfect game exists”: flashes back to Cooking simulator
HAHAHA THE COOKING SIMULATOR
I was just thinking that
“I might actually have a dish to serve”
This is the peg comment.
Legendary series
The fucking door slamming over and over and Daz saying “Stop it!” like a dad dealing with a little kid made my day. 😂
It sounded like a gun didn't it?🤣
Okay
at least SHE's being behaved
I mean kids also slam doors.
I WAS LAUGHING BUT ALSO CRYING
-Cabinet slams repeatedly-
Daz: "She takes my money"
Me: "When I'm in neEeEed"
DaZ needs to keep coming with these bangers!..
Fr
lol
@Bruh Bruh Ok spammer
Hi
@@adultsite5699 his best videos are the horror ones, I’m obsessed… I check his channel every day for new uploads of horror game 😭
Daz: Why isn't she reacting like a normal human being?!!
Mortuary assistants everywhere: Just another day at the office...
When he got scared and said “ahh shit, balls and arse twat” I was literally laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe I rewound the video a few times to hear him say it again. Daz you are truly an awesome guy you always put a smile on my face.
You missed the "good f***ing" before shit. Other than that, it was word for word what he said!
Same !!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yep
Same lmao 🤣 😂 I love daz so much
Daz: “I’ve played this game before, it’s not too scary.”
Proceeds to freak out every few seconds
😂😂💀💀
casually opens computer to confusing menu
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?
That was from part 1, this is part 2 he hasn’t played this part before
haha yes lmao
Me having already since watched Jacksepticeye and Markiplier's playthroughs xD Idk why they spooked me so bad this time but I realized that there's not really a set pattern for certain spooks
4:21 Daz looks into the mirror: "I'm hot as shit!"
I laughed so hard at your reactions I'm sorry daz
❝I’m sorry, I hope you’re not motion sickness❝
Daz darling, he’s dead 😭
Maybe, maybe not
That’s the joke lol
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h shut up
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h SHUT UP
People don’t respond to bots. You’re the reason why they never go away. Only report them.
I love how Daz just names all the characters like “Bethany”
I also love how last time he said “The second you sit up, i’m gonna slap your lips off” Then this time he said “if you move i’m gonna rotate your head off”
And he said this time "if you move I'm gonna slap your skinny tits off"
Lol
@@_ayesha-erotica_ HAHAHAHA
Uhh my names bethany....
@@bethanythomas1838 okay? Not sure why i needed to know that
8:39 is the most British freak-out I've ever heard 😂😂😂
I didn't even catch all the words but "ass twat" is funny enough on it's own 🤣
@@chloeportia9012 I believe he said "God fucking chip balls and ass twat" which is yeah the British-est thing I've ever heard to date lmao
@@kiarranarisse Aha fantastic 😂
This game is gonna be a horror masterpiece. The demon on the cabinet was terrifying!!!
It already IS a masterpiece!! That jumpscare gave me F.E.A.R. vibes!!!
BRO THIS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MY FRIEND
That really messed me up 😂
“Slurping her like she’s a McDonald’s milkshake”😂😂
@@mymovingcastle9250 BRUH IKR
@@mymovingcastle9250 Me *who reports all of them*:"I agree, give me a break". Stupid bots
@@ns___________7405 GO AWAY NOBODY GAF
Lol that's what he said
Actually it's pride month so that's what she said
God, I'm sweating out my eyes.
Daz I'm pretty sure that's called crying.
Sometimes there is sweat around your eyes, but yeah
His reactions are everything😭😭 I cannot watch horror games with anyone else apart from him bc it’s scary but so funny I swear😭😭
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h shut up
Omg LMFAOOOO I swear 😭😭
SAME 😭💀
Daz: "She looks a bit bad."
YEAH NO SHIT DAZ... SHE'S EXPIRED!!! 😂
😂😂😂
😭😭😂😂😂
Hahaha very funny 😐
“Who wakes up in the morning and wants to do this as a job”
Me Daz. This is literally my job 😂😂😂
How is the job? Do you ever get scared working there?
How can you do that id be hella scared all the time
@Bruh Bruh how do u feel knowing you’ll never be able to have a UA-cam career? Get back on ur meds pal and stop trolling random people on the internet
Well SOMEONES gonna be traumatised after this
can i ask- why? does it not horrify you everyday
The "Shut up Bethany!" Was all I needed to make my day better.
Same :)
And the "I can pick up food?!" made it even better
As a Bethanie I started losing it LMAOJDWKJS
If it makes you feel better I liked this comment with a spoon..
@@NativeKayKay That's impressive
my name is bethany i was like "why me?!"
JUMSCARES:)
08:36 banging
10:38 cuboards open
13:58 lady runs towards him
14:38 lady out window
14:56 lights turn off and lady is out the window
15:26 lady turns into fog
16:05 lady pounces on top of him
17:50 banging
18:35 lady in shadow
18:50 lady pounces on him
19:20 creepy man on top of cuboard
22:57 lady talks and cpmes back to life for a while
23:15 she runs away:)
23:58 a ghost appears and is talking about how ugly she is
24:30 random jumpscare
Thank youuu :)))
Great spoil
Love you
@@angiehewitson3614 no one cares, if you don't want it to spoil you then scroll down and ingore this comment or ingore comment and continue watching the video, easy, no point saying "spoil"
@@baguette7073 you kinda cant when its at the top
"Okay, age? Dead."
I mean....not entirely wrong
Scare list:
8:38: Loud banging (Moderate)
10:08: Door knob rotating (Mild)
10:39: cupboards fling open (Mild)
11:24: Small bell creates sound (Mild)
12:30: Patient moves right arm, pointing to the hallway (Mild)
13:12: Whispering begins (Mild)
13:58: Deceased woman runs towards the character (Moderate)
14:23: Loud footsteps that appear to be from the second floor (Mild)
14:36: Lights flicker and deceased women stands low at the window (Moderate)
14:54: Lights completely switch off along with thunder, the deceased women leans against the window (Strong)
15:03: Door slightly opens (Mild)
15:06: Shadow figure with red pupils appear at the end of the hallway (Mild)
15:25: Shadow figure disappears into black fog (Moderate)
15:38: Door flings shut and locks behind the character (Mild)
(Thats all I hade time for)
I was okay without this list until her arm went up 😵☠️
And then I realized this wasn’t a full list 😭
ILYSM
@@Jenn-W frr and then i saw her clicking her fingers 😭
@Baby with a gun scared the shit out of me😭
“Why would you do this as a profession.”
Aspiring Morticians: :(
Honestly I have the same question...
I’m going to school to become a mortician and love his reactions to it.
@@Dyslexiella I guess I kind of like being that person to kind of put the family at ease in a way with the final stage of life
@@MIDNIGHT_23 Really? Is the game fairly accurate? Outside the demonic presences and moving corpses, I mean. The flushing and the filling.
@@Bluesit32 yes, i’m not training to be a mortician but from what i’ve heard about it, this game is pretty accurate
I’m so excited for this! Absolutely loved the demo!
Edit: that was absolutely insane!🤯
congrats on the heart!
@@isabellearaindrop thank you!!
"alright, just did it with my bare hands, that's how much of a pro I am."
**whips out clipboard**
21:17
🤣
"As a solo developer handling every aspect of the game" JESUS, you're telling me ONE person developed this masterpiece??
The thing is... my ptsd causes terrible sleeping issues, but listening to his voice is so calming to me, I fall asleep way quicker than I used to. No watching, just listening. And yes, even horror games are helpful, it's just his voice for me 🙏🏽
@@ns___________7405 Don't think its gonna help dude
@@ns___________7405 GO AWAY
Same here. I’ll play random gamers in the background as background noise and fall asleep to it lol
18:50
Daz: go away
Ghost lady: **leaves**
Daz: **jumps and scream curses**
Aka the entire video
that jump scare scared me so bad😭✋
So many jumpscares but yet each one was actually terrifying and not cheesy, best horror game in a while for sure.
Dude I've watched 4 people play this game now and each time the jumpscares are different. Amazing
Yup! I love it. Makes it more interesting and creepy
"SHUT UP BETHANY" I LOST IT FOR NO REASON THERE. keep up the great comedy daz!🤣
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h Shut🤐
The character when something happens: "hmm must've been the wind"
''See I told you it was fine''
Daz: SHUT UP BEFFANY
lol
(It’s Chloe) bruh I love how there’s so many bots that commented
@@Egg.Nutmeg Ik- they embarrassing themselves 💀🤚
Here after 5min Posted
Medal?
Well done?
Yes please 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao same
18:09 *door slamming
Me: getting into the rhythm 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗
It takes a lot for me to genuinely feel scared while playing a game, even more so when watching someone else play a game, but this one genuinely makes me feel ill from the way this game did the pacing and noise and ambiance. Gotta be one of the scariest games I’ve ever seen
Agreed, I’m usually only scared one time during a game and it’s usually when the player screams but this game genuinely made me jump…
This game is really well made even though they cheated with jump scare marathons. i felt the same way you describe when I first watched people play Phasmophobia.
The fact that Daz scares him self , just for content! I respect you Daz❤️
13:27
The wall: "God has left you"
Daz:
*YES HE HAS!*
"Jesus is not going to help me now"
One second later creepy writing as "God has left you" Damn I didn't Daz became psychic
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h shut 🤐
@15:22 I LOVE HIS SCARED LAUGH WHEN SHE TURNS INTO SMOKE💀💀
“You did a great job.”
Daz: THANKS! 😃
Good to know I’m not the only one who talks to my games like this. My family thinks I’m crazy. 🤣
@@adultsite5699 GO AWAY
@Bruh Bruh GO AWAY
@@ns___________7405 GO AWAY
Wait I do too
I do that too! 🤣
going back to A MORGUE at NIGHT, ALONE, in the middle of NOWHERE is almost as bad as missing tea time 🍵
18:26 “at least she’s being well behaved” HAD ME WHEEZING
Daz: Oh look, a vase!
*yeets vase across room*
I'll put it there
me being in a bad mood
daz: how’s it going dazzlers
me now in a good mood
Same 🥰
FRRR
The serotonin ❤️✨
Ur comment is infested with bots xd
@@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL tis is lord fartquaad tis is
"I just put him in like a pop tart" 👏🏻
Not only has this statement made me crease myself, everytime I pop my pop tart in the toaster, I'll think of this game 🤣🤣❤️
19:56
Idk why but I laughed so fucking hard when he zoomed into that face😂 It was supposed to be scary but it has such a derpy look I can't even😂😂💀
"drained her like a grape" "how much can be in her?? she's the size of a prezel" 😂
17:53 "take my money" had me rolling I love that song
20:05 that looks like the goth version of Ronald McDonald
been a fan for years, love ya daz, since the vine days.
Same
Me too 😊
This is just a teaser?! I would be happy with just that being the full game. I’m so excited for the full release
THIS IS A TEASER
12:55
Daz: PUT YOUR ARM DOWN! DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve watched multiple gamers play this and everyone has different jump-scares and unique scenarios that occur, which makes it super interesting! The white bald dude on top of the cabinet fucks with me every time! It happens so fast lol 😂
Where does that happen?
@@IsabelleHAwesomegirl 19:20
@@IsabelleHAwesomegirl I made a jumpscare list, although its probably drowned in the comments :'D
@@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL don’t worry I’ve found it, thank you so much! 😊
@@SATANFUCKSMYSOUL My lord and saviour lord farquaad ❤️❤️
That game was probably one of the scariest horror games I've seen you play and the fact it's back again is amazing !!
I love how Daz is initially grossed out about the dead bodies and then when he finds the crematorium, he's like, "I'm gonna be doin' that."
I see Daz is treating us with several horror games. Please, I love his reactions to things! haha
SAMEE
I'm currently binge watching the person who has helped me through so much and while binge watching he has still been such a help with my problems just with him turning my mood from literally breaking down to smiling and laughing. I'm very thankful for having daz as a youtuber and as a dad I've never really had, I just really wanna say I love you Daz and you have gotten me so far and if it wasn't for you I wouldn't know where I would be at rn ♡
Oh my gawd, I’m crying. Come here for a hug, you’re apart of our Daz family- 😭💗
3:33- Daz-“NO! Find a way to get fired! We don’t want to work here!!!” 😂🤣😂💀
I’m dead already! A whole lot of NOPE for me also!
Lol!!! I died there to
Omg daz face was hilarious 22:58
14:25 I love how daz looks up like he is actually in the game
Daz makes horror games funny. I remember when you played the demo of this. One of my favorite playthroughs on the channel
17:17 "I mean, it was time to leave, a WHILE ago.." Lmfao
“Congrats to everyone who is early and found this comment”👻
Shalom
Shush
Meow
Woooooooooo ops I meeen boooooo
Yay
SHIT this demo was scary as fuck! Cant wait to see daz play the whole game
@@user-fo2ko2jx5h bad Jennie, bad
Jumpscare list:
(Note, my english skills arent the best, so im trying to make this make sense)
3:52 Daz gets scared by thunder (minor)
5:20 Daz turns computer on (minor)
5:36 Oven door opens, and daz gets scared (minor/medium)
5:48 Daz pulls out an old womans corpse from the oven (minor)
6:33 Daz pulls mans corpse in front of him (minor/medium)
7:21 Daz opens ovens door (minor)
7:41 corpse suddently gets lifted up by the electric bed (minor/medium)
8:04 Daz opens ovens door (minor)
8:07 Old womans bed slightly bounces (minor/medium)
8:38 Rapid knocking, lasting for a short time, daz screams (minor/medium)
9:38 Quiet thundering outside, while daz is turning checking the old womans head (minor)
9:46 Daz turns the computer on (minor)
10:09 Quiet floor creacking sound (minor)
10:14 Loud beep from the computer (minor/medium)
10:40 Suddently, every object from counters fall on the floors (minor/medium)
12:16 Sound from the computer, when Daz leaves it (minor)
12:31 Dead womans arm starts moving slowly (minor/medium)
13:47 From the dark hallway, you can slightly see a womans figure (medium, the ambiance is scary, so therefore medium)
13:56 Womans figure comes suddently close (MAJOR)
14:24 Footstep sounds from the hallway (minor)
14:38 Lights flicker, Daz seems something from the window (minor)
14:57 Lights go out, with thundering outside (minor/medium)
14:59 Lights turn back on, old woman has dissapeared from the bed, and has reappeared on the window (minor/medium)
15:26 Lights from the dark hallway turn on, daz screams (medium)
15:37 Door closes behind daz (minor)
15:51 Theres a womans head(?) in the darkness (minor/medium)
16:10 Lights go out and loud thunder (medium)
This was what I was looking for, THANKS!
@@matthewferguson9054 Thanks, im still making it though, so its not complete yet. :)
Edit: Jumpscare list is finished!
I reached word max so heres the other ones (PT 2)
16:46 Lights go on (minor)
17:04 A light flashes (minor)
17:10 A dead young h*ng womans corpse suddently drops from the ceiling (medium)
17:16 lights flicker (minor)
17:53 Metallic sound comes from another room (minor)
18:07 Ovens door opens and closes rapidly, which creates the metallic sound (minor)
18:35 A womans silhouette appears on the hallway (medium)
18:50 Womans silhouette suddently comes close (MAJOR)
19:20 A white figure appears on a shelf (MAJOR)
19:59 White mans head appears in the corner of the room, dissapears when daz moves (minor)
20:29 Thunder outside (minor)
20:41 A very loud noise comes from the machine (minor/medium)
22:58 Womans back suddently arches when being pulled (medium)
23:15 A strange thing grabs the womans corpse into the darkness (major)
23:47 The woman appears in the end of the hallway, it walks towards Daz
twisting, and drops to the floor (medium)
24:05-24:20 Lights flicker (minor)
24:22 a silhouette appears next to the womans corpse, everything goes black (medium)
24:30 Silhouette jumps at the screen (MAJOR)
Why didn't I find this earlier???
THANK U SO MUCH YOUR THE BEST😇💕
Daz...as always its amazing watching your vids! I am a mortician, now my funeral home is not anywhere near as haunting as in the game, but someone has to preserve and restore people for their final viewing especially for the family and friends. Its a very rewarding career and I enjoy taking care of people after they pass on. I have scared myself sometimes when working at night lol. Great video mate!!!
“ at least she’s being well behaved” i come here as therapy
*continuous banging *
Daz: *starts singing to the beat * She takes my moneyyy
i was looking for this comment ☠️
@@maddox3112 💀💀
Imagine Daz playing this in VR... I would pay to watch that!
We need this. I DEF NEED THIS OMG
hey daz!! I've been watching you since u was 8 and wanted to let you know that you changed my life and you played a role my father couldn't. thank you for that
this
So true 🥰
@@dyl.6774 bruh why u laughing😐
8:39 i laughed WAY louder than i should have!!
Same
I would not watch this game without DAZ playing. Also this has to be one of the scariest games ive seen
Always makes me smile when I see that Daz has posted.
Everyone, we all have to add that to our wishlist. This game deserves our support for scaring Daz this much 😂
24:01 this part had me crying with laughter like that part was so funny to me.
19:20
This was one of the best videos yet !!
Absolutely terrified and funny
Love this video!
Who else’s day brightens up when they hear: “welcome back to Daz games!”
@@ns___________7405 GO AWAY
@@adultsite5699 GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY
12:32 daz's face when the corpse started moving 😭😭😭🤣✋
Daz's facial expressions throughout this game has got me gasping for air🤣🤣🤣
All thanks to daz I've mastered the art of screaming and laughing at the same time
6:00 freaking in and out burger 😂
I remember you playing the Demo and you're right, this is one of the best horror games I've seen so far. I can't wait until the full game comes out. Once again, thank you Daz for making my day!!!!
famous last words
Daz: “I’ll show her!”
"I'll show her"
*Mean face*
Cue Daz's lil scream
This was so good. No break for you, one scare after another. And nothing like the usual "itll go away the closer we get" naah that shit chased you
Loved it!!
18:49 that made me jump ngl
this is literally my comfort video.... the amount of times i've seen this.
"whats behind door number 3 jhonny!" "oh an old bitch" XD best line ever
I was having a shit day and now it’s getting better love you daz!!
Family issues aren’t a joke I’m convinced my grandmother hates me tbh-
Oh hun how come!?
@@sammiec6511 she always yells at me and says I’m lazy and faking my depression and anxiety and panic attacks for attention
@@Rosalie_Winchester04 oh my god I am so sorry, I suffer with panic attacks too and anyone with a brain cell should help you please please don’t pay attention to her it’s hard I understand x
The way he checks himself out in games 😂
The audio in this game is literally terrifying! Props to the devs!
I absolutely love how when Daz gets to see himself in a game, no matter what his character looks like, he's just like I AM A FIT BITCH! YAS! SWEETIE YOU COULD NEVERRR!
Hi froppy
The Mortuary Assistant was the first video I ever watched of Daz’s after randomly popping up in my recommendations. Halfway through the video I hit subscribe and there began many a laughs at Daz’s constant feminine screams through horror games and his ability to laugh at his own jokes 🤣
I absolutely adore this man✋
who doesn’t😆
As a medical Student, I was so focused on the procedure rather than being scared bother jumpscares 🤣
Was the game getting it right?
@@Bluesit32 surprisingly, yes :D
@@insignia9325 I appreciate it when the content creator does their research. It's so easy to just make it sound legit, rather than making sure it actually is.
@TheBlues32 me too, because many medical things are incorrect but when I do see the ones where it's correct, my little scientists heart blooms
18:35 reminded me of “lights out”. I was like “Diana you better get tf on bitch” 🙃😭💀💀