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  • @AvengerNut
    @AvengerNut 5 років тому +3957

    4:27 “WHERES MY KE- is that a pizza? i wanna pizza.”
    ME.

    • @thanoswife1254
      @thanoswife1254 5 років тому +6

      AvengerNut2018 same

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 5 років тому +10

      AvengerNut2018 haha ur so quirky and cool haha you eat food

    • @jerricahcarpenter
      @jerricahcarpenter 5 років тому +4

      That part had me laughing so hard😂

    • @s._.259
      @s._.259 5 років тому +2

      Okay, but SAME

    • @Eva-ur5vz
      @Eva-ur5vz 5 років тому +2

      lmao same

  • @megancollier9945
    @megancollier9945 5 років тому +4617

    If I remember correctly last time you sang something like:
    “Driving a car in the woods ohhhh woahhh ohhh,
    Gonna hack my girlfriend with an axe ya knowwww.
    In a weeks time...”
    😂😂😂 *it was a classic*

    • @thejman1132
      @thejman1132 5 років тому +20

      What was the name of that video

    • @Nicolas-vm5td
      @Nicolas-vm5td 5 років тому +8

      More girlfriend videos you guys are e fabulous couple

    • @trippa3553
      @trippa3553 5 років тому +9

      Melody 22 I’d hit the golden buzzer on X Factor

    • @nicklopez8004
      @nicklopez8004 5 років тому +2

      i liked dashiegames rap better

    • @nicklopez8004
      @nicklopez8004 5 років тому +3

      dashiegames is great at improv rap and dazgames is great at comedy

  • @coolaidkiller64
    @coolaidkiller64 5 років тому +2786

    Daz: *is British*
    Also daz: Still puts on a british accent

    • @thediaryofnunu
      @thediaryofnunu 5 років тому +22

      Harrold_DFC 1 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @danr2562
      @danr2562 5 років тому +9

      Harrold_DFC 1 wdym british accent

    • @xeixie4767
      @xeixie4767 5 років тому +29

      Dan R I think he means the one when he was playing as the guy in the diary

    • @artistiquelife9577
      @artistiquelife9577 5 років тому +34

      Harrold_DFC 1 😅😂
      It just goes to show how British British people can actually get!!!! LMAO😄😅😎

    • @sashametaxa6512
      @sashametaxa6512 5 років тому +5

      Harrold_DFC 1 omg I just realised that😂😂😂😂

  • @snehakumarib5286
    @snehakumarib5286 2 роки тому +506

    "I think I will definitely finish this game"
    Few days to 2023:

  • @cassv-j2863
    @cassv-j2863 5 років тому +774

    “ Excuse me albino man”
    Daz 2019

    • @cianahern2274
      @cianahern2274 5 років тому +5

      In his first vid on this he said "OH MY ALBINO MAN!!"

    • @lastseen6991
      @lastseen6991 4 роки тому

      *666 likes coming up!*
      Sorry if you think its annoying but I cant help it... I really like *perfect number* ...

  • @Jaypill
    @Jaypill 4 роки тому +1090

    💥Scare List💥 (with accurate scare times)
    10:15 upstairs noise (minor)
    11:26 bird and man in tophat (minor)
    14:32 Daz sings (medium)
    15:12 the man looks into your soul (minor)
    16:13 kitchen poltergeist (minor and loud)
    17:31 knock knock (minor)
    18:22 shadow (minor)
    20:18 loud footsteps (minor)
    21:46 Daz screams loudly (major)
    22:18 rude spirit closes door (minor)
    22:49 loud footsteps (minor)
    22:56 hello sir (medium)
    23:42 brace yourself for a minute (medium)
    29:43 guess what hunni? SLAM (minor)

  • @mietzepeople
    @mietzepeople 5 років тому +738

    Daz: * finds the word "basement" written in blood *
    UA-cam: * plays tampon ad *

    • @shayhiggins8616
      @shayhiggins8616 5 років тому +2

      Lmao ikr

    • @bumblebeeinnit5177
      @bumblebeeinnit5177 5 років тому +2

      LMAO that happened to me😂😂

    •  4 роки тому +1

      I like that the lead character finds fresh blood, discovers a fuse from deep inside his house inside a gutted hanging deer, has prove someone has been there and can get into their house, yet doesn't immediately gtfo

    • @fazevizion3739
      @fazevizion3739 4 роки тому +1

      This is so funny

    • @fazevizion3739
      @fazevizion3739 4 роки тому +1

      dictatorofbutts omg lol

  • @kurtissteele7065
    @kurtissteele7065 3 роки тому +568

    "I'm gonna finish this game!"
    A year later and we're still waiting on it lol

    • @theedcguy6568
      @theedcguy6568 3 роки тому +16

      nearly three now

    • @yandereshizumai2936
      @yandereshizumai2936 3 роки тому +5

      3*

    • @victoriabalitskaya5539
      @victoriabalitskaya5539 2 роки тому +11

      its almost 3 years now... ;-;

    • @djentyman4002
      @djentyman4002 2 роки тому +12

      @@victoriabalitskaya5539 what gives? He said he loved this game and completely forgot about it lol

    • @Chibibeech
      @Chibibeech 2 роки тому +8

      Still waiting hahaha this is the second game i couldnt find fhe next part to.... sad times

  • @jessx6549
    @jessx6549 5 років тому +202

    *daz: “don’t call me angel, you don’t have me right, don’t call me angel, i just found the kitchen”*
    **dishes jump up or whatever they did**
    *daz: “AHHHHHH, I DONT WANNA FIND ITTTT, IM GONE, IM OUT, IM MOVINGGG”*

    • @jessicabaker3986
      @jessicabaker3986 5 років тому +2

      jess x my favourite part😂😂

    • @jessx6549
      @jessx6549 5 років тому +2

      Jessica Baker same ahahha

    • @inezarbella
      @inezarbella 5 років тому +1

      This was the best part of this video

    • @karmaqueen6850
      @karmaqueen6850 4 роки тому

      OH MAH GAWD AS I STARTED READING THIS HE DID IT AHHHHHH SCARED 😱

  • @jayd8712
    @jayd8712 5 років тому +564

    My favorite part was Daz yelling at the dude’s wife! 😂😂
    “I’m going down to the basement.. Keep working, honey! Keep WORKING!”
    😂😂

    • @hunterb8891
      @hunterb8891 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @michelletebbutt86
      @michelletebbutt86 4 роки тому +11

      For me it was "going to the shed, not that you give a f##k, keep staring out the window, BYE!"
      Don't know why I found that soo funny!!?? 😂

  • @julianapanaligan2524
    @julianapanaligan2524 5 років тому +1005

    Daz: *Sees a deer hanging*
    Daz: Oh Deer

    • @Mitsuba.xoxo.
      @Mitsuba.xoxo. 10 місяців тому +2

      nobody
      not a soul
      me: alastors mug

  • @MJ-xi8ry
    @MJ-xi8ry 3 роки тому +16

    16:14 I DONT WANNA FIND IT ! I'M GONE ! I'M OUT !! I'M MOVING , I'M MOVING !!!! 😂😂 When I tell you I was cackling in a pitch I've never even heard from myself before

  • @AcidZaza
    @AcidZaza 5 років тому +359

    IM late :(((( BUt im drinking teaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAH!
    JumpScare List D:
    - 10:15 crack or a bang i don't really know :P)
    - 11:26 crow flying into the window scared the hell out of mee D:)
    - 15:12 creepy figure looks then disappears creepy as hell
    16:14 dishes are thrown and its kinda funny how daz ran out of the kitchen
    18:23 shadow figure walks by eep
    21:46 albino dude speed crawls torward you
    22:21 door shuts and black roots appear
    -23:52 figure comes out of door; not really jumpscare,scared me like the other ones )
    - 26:50 flashlight turns on the wooden horse not scary
    27:40 loud wooden bang eep
    30:00 scary jumpscare music)

    • @lakelynstuart641
      @lakelynstuart641 4 роки тому +8

      This deserves waaaaaay more likes 😀

    • @AcidZaza
      @AcidZaza 4 роки тому +1

      @Denise Phandanouvong yw

    • @mythicalqueen3621
      @mythicalqueen3621 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks god bless your heartT^T my anxiety went down alittle

    • @boredaf6103
      @boredaf6103 4 роки тому +1

      thnxx u

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 4 роки тому +3

      Does scary jumpscare music mean that there is one?

  • @KatMEW93Productions
    @KatMEW93Productions 5 років тому +318

    "You check the shed!" 😂😂 for someone who gets scared easily at horror games it makes me laugh that you still play them 😂😂

  • @wondergaming4710
    @wondergaming4710 5 років тому +541

    "Well it's someones blood and I'm damn sure it's not going to be MIIIIiiiIiIIINnnNnNNeeeEe!!!!"
    i think I pee ed

    • @kimbiggz8108
      @kimbiggz8108 5 років тому +2

      If you need yourself then you're lucky. My heart moved when he said that

    • @syaniho-shing3816
      @syaniho-shing3816 4 роки тому +5

      Y'all are both lucky. I screamed and started crying

    • @griff6762
      @griff6762 4 роки тому +3

      I found this comment about two seconds before It happened in the video. Thank you for this. It mentaly prepared me😂.

    • @sydneec9054
      @sydneec9054 4 роки тому +1

      Bro the whole time I laughed it wasn’t really scary 😂😂😂😂

    • @dog_care7916
      @dog_care7916 4 роки тому

      Wonder Gaming same

  • @majora5651
    @majora5651 2 роки тому +9

    „I‘m definitely going to finish this“
    jup that was the moment I started chuckling because I just knew there wouldn‘t be a part 2 lmao, off to find the ending somewhere else now I guess

  • @nyixxo8139
    @nyixxo8139 5 років тому +627

    “ I just found the kitchen..!”
    ..
    *Dishes burst*
    “AAHHH I DONT WANNA FIND IT!
    IM GONE - IM OUT!
    IM MOVING..!! IM MOVING!!
    IM NOT- I CANT-
    eeuueee ahehahaa”

    • @ColdFallRain
      @ColdFallRain 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @craftingwiththea1586
      @craftingwiththea1586 5 років тому +3

      Spot on! 😂😂

    • @robbyruck3944
      @robbyruck3944 4 роки тому +3

      It reminds me of when he was playing suit 776 AHHEHWHHAAHAHSEH AAHAH IM IN THE KITCHEN Christ I sound like Michael Jackson IN THE KITCHENA

  • @cardog6865
    @cardog6865 5 років тому +367

    Imagine having a friend like daz

  • @brantfowler5851
    @brantfowler5851 5 років тому +147

    Who else noticed that the layout of the house looks like is what modeled from the house in conjuring

  • @izzyleoni2613
    @izzyleoni2613 4 роки тому +79

    I love how in both versions he is so excited he has a lantern😂😂

  • @nivaharaldsson
    @nivaharaldsson 5 років тому +457

    "YOU HEAR THAT JESUS AND MARY?! A GAMING ROOM!"
    - daz 2019

  • @bunanna8495
    @bunanna8495 5 років тому +268

    "I see you're hard at work..looking..AT NATURE." -Daz 2019

  • @kax102
    @kax102 4 роки тому +618

    14:34 "ooooOOOOOooOOoooOU! White man! WHITE MAN IN MY ROOM!"

  • @emelinecarvajal3661
    @emelinecarvajal3661 4 роки тому +21

    Anyone else squints their eyes and turns the brightness low so you can barely see the jump scares every time Daz plays horror games, but always comes back to watch more because its exhilarating and Daz's reactions are priceless? no , just me.😂

  • @maeoo911
    @maeoo911 5 років тому +238

    WHY do I ONLY watch these when it’s 1 AM AND WHEN IM ALONE

  • @sel.4708
    @sel.4708 5 років тому +1460

    the “we’re drving in the fucking woooods” got me

  • @deeaandreea3541
    @deeaandreea3541 4 роки тому +412

    my mom: "oh god! are you ok?!"
    me:"yeah just a "LITTLE" panic attack..."
    my mom : "oh my god."
    ( 21:46 )

    • @imshxxt
      @imshxxt 4 роки тому +7

      well that’s lovely since i’m on 21:00 :(

    • @imshxxt
      @imshxxt 4 роки тому +2

      OMFG I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN AHHHhahHfinszibricbekzovnekc

    • @alltidi
      @alltidi 4 роки тому +4

      that actual scared the life out of me

    • @TWINBEARD
      @TWINBEARD 4 роки тому +3

      Im fucking scared now, Im at 20:13

    • @TWINBEARD
      @TWINBEARD 4 роки тому +2

      AAAAGGHHHH OKAY I UNDERSTAND

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 3 роки тому +38

    26:59 "And we will burn it. With your wife."
    Daz roasting Emma for bitching about how nothing's getting done while she's off having a shower and staring out the window is *hilarious.* 🤣

  • @lilyhiggins632
    @lilyhiggins632 5 років тому +295

    The house looks exactly like the house from the movie “the conjuring”

    • @alexb7065
      @alexb7065 5 років тому +11

      That’s my thought exactly XD

    • @lexibriggs7177
      @lexibriggs7177 5 років тому +11

      Happy I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @No-zj7dx
      @No-zj7dx 5 років тому +8

      Lol that's scary af

    • @yohanah3831
      @yohanah3831 5 років тому +9

      finally, someone who recognizes the house

    • @missfit7174
      @missfit7174 5 років тому

      I noticed that, probably got their inspiration from there

  • @meganlxtham6433
    @meganlxtham6433 5 років тому +354

    "OH NO DON'T LET IT OUT"
    *proceeds to let it out*

  • @imiwren9040
    @imiwren9040 5 років тому +768

    When you're too early to hide in the comment sections

  • @jannalawlor5832
    @jannalawlor5832 4 роки тому +11

    DAZ PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE THIS GAME! I'm so invested in the plot, and it seemed like you were too

  • @diegoyepez5308
    @diegoyepez5308 5 років тому +641

    “Oooooooohhh white man” - Daz 2019

    • @Morgan-xp8no
      @Morgan-xp8no 5 років тому +4

      Diego Yepez we have a real singer

    • @ColdFallRain
      @ColdFallRain 5 років тому +3

      He said Albino man too lmao

  • @burns_813
    @burns_813 4 роки тому +137

    21:46 DAMMIT I NEARLY GOT MY SOUP EVERYWHERE

  • @leah_bxxc6793
    @leah_bxxc6793 5 років тому +184

    I love how Daz just goes into song whenever he's scared

  • @Beans_OW
    @Beans_OW 4 роки тому +80

    i love how he never bothers trying to tell his wife that some guy's been in their house, and hid their fuse in a deer carcass

    • @rae7864
      @rae7864 Рік тому

      The good ol deer carcass ruse 😂 a tale as old as time

  • @minipigeon18
    @minipigeon18 5 років тому +52

    Daz is so good at singing.
    He should make his own album.

  • @amberbray8607
    @amberbray8607 5 років тому +1128

    “I smell a divorce” 😂😂

  • @oopsmafingerslipped5119
    @oopsmafingerslipped5119 4 роки тому +622

    “Im gonna finish this one” i wish that was true

  • @jasonhall7952
    @jasonhall7952 4 роки тому +129

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Daz: Gets scared of everything but still plays horror games.

    • @Nenii4president
      @Nenii4president 3 роки тому

      Honestly 😂 😂

    • @CHKNdinnner
      @CHKNdinnner 2 роки тому

      Ugh I hate when people meme everything but that's so true 👍

  • @camipowell9969
    @camipowell9969 5 років тому +969

    "I'll definitely finish this one."
    2 months later...

  • @l.b.r2134
    @l.b.r2134 5 років тому +65

    This house is the *EXACT* layout of the house in The Conjuring...

  • @jessmillie1392
    @jessmillie1392 5 років тому +358

    None one:
    No one in the world:
    Lady: ADAM
    Thanks for this many likes guys!🥰

    • @charlie5256
      @charlie5256 5 років тому +12

      Jess Millie that vine

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 5 років тому

      Jess Millie thats the most unfunniest thing ever

    • @brickmidget
      @brickmidget 5 років тому +1

      @thomas meaney

    • @PastLifeVillian
      @PastLifeVillian 5 років тому

      Yea repeat the same “no one:” jokes over and over in the comments guys super funny

    • @ellaaaaaaaaaaaaaa750
      @ellaaaaaaaaaaaaaa750 5 років тому

      1,000 subs with one video ? Ur the most ur funniest thing ever

  • @thxvvxtchx7340
    @thxvvxtchx7340 Рік тому +1

    Please finish this game! The horror sections get SO GOOD!

  • @makenzieknight5541
    @makenzieknight5541 5 років тому +304

    “OoOoOoOOOoOoOooooOoOoOHH WHITE MAN!” 😂

  • @turg532
    @turg532 5 років тому +40

    Daz: "Oh no, dont let it out!"
    Also daz: Opens door anyway
    17:46

  • @lexiwexiwoo
    @lexiwexiwoo 5 років тому +172

    "Dear Diary, today I shit my pants!" lmao but the whole "Oh look there's an ax covered in a little bit of blood. That's when you know you moved into the right house, making good life choices."

  • @amber-louise2007
    @amber-louise2007 3 роки тому +14

    Daz : " Oh no don't let it out "
    Also daz : opens door anyway

  • @petramancuso5515
    @petramancuso5515 4 роки тому +243

    I died when Daz said OOOOOOOWWWOOOO~WOOOO~OOOOOOOOO WHITE MAN! WHITE MAN IN MY RUM EXCUSE ME ALBINO MAN!! 14:34

    • @CEAccess
      @CEAccess 3 роки тому +2

      I was just about to comment this 😂

    • @its_just_nina_25
      @its_just_nina_25 3 роки тому

      Hahaha yes very funny

  • @cxmr4derie343
    @cxmr4derie343 4 роки тому +162

    Everyone after they listens to Daz’s vocals: Mariah Carey who

  • @haileystrait4497
    @haileystrait4497 4 роки тому +26

    Daz yelling at the wife is my favorite part lmao

  • @atefa5474
    @atefa5474 5 років тому +143

    00:07 when my mum approaches me and i haven’t cleaned my room

    • @peaches554
      @peaches554 5 років тому +3

      Atefa Qhadamzadah lol bravo 👏🏻 you did well with this comment, you haven’t disappointed

  • @victoriabakerjones
    @victoriabakerjones 5 років тому +156

    *"This horse will haunt me in my dreams"*
    "It will, and we will burnt it .. with your wife--KAY LEts"

    • @adriangodino8747
      @adriangodino8747 5 років тому +2

      Victoria Jones He even named the horse Larry

  • @calebash5058
    @calebash5058 5 років тому +2818

    Who else realized that this is the house from the conjuring

  • @nicoleelizabeth8288
    @nicoleelizabeth8288 4 роки тому +79

    18:33 Game: The Diary has been updated
    Daz : "The Diary has been updated.....Dear diary, today I shit my pants"

  • @kaitlynnelson1679
    @kaitlynnelson1679 5 років тому +166

    game- “this horse will haunt me in my dreams”
    daz- “it will, and we will burn it with your wife” i’m deceased

  • @bradleysmith7824
    @bradleysmith7824 5 років тому +23

    Omg I can literally remember watching this 2 years ago, nostalgia at its finest 😂

  • @Sam-fr1bj
    @Sam-fr1bj 5 років тому +179

    “Don’t call me angellll you don’t have me right, don’t call me angel I just found the kitchen
    *a few seconds later*
    AHHHH I DONT WANNA FIND IT IM GONE IM OUT IM MOVINGGGG IM MOVINGG

    • @robertb.5095
      @robertb.5095 4 роки тому +1

      Literally read that AS he was saying it it was incredible.

  • @cadence_mcdd
    @cadence_mcdd 4 роки тому +20

    21:45 when I tell u I threw my phone I RHREW MY PHONE

    • @stqrrysvnflowers4652
      @stqrrysvnflowers4652 4 роки тому +2

      Draco? How’s hermione been?

    • @julesmf1288
      @julesmf1288 3 роки тому

      i thought i was about to shit my pants when that happened

  • @fernreeves8002
    @fernreeves8002 5 років тому +44

    When Daz started talking posh I lost my shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Daz: *picks up candle stick holder
    Throws it
    Daz: Bollocks to that 😂😂😂

  • @arononisor3348
    @arononisor3348 5 років тому +117

    At first, I read the title as "Haunted Horse Simulator" and I was just skipping through the video to see where the damn horse is. Then I realized

  • @fred5998
    @fred5998 5 років тому +255

    Me: hides in comment section so I don't get jumpscared
    Jumpscare: uno reverse byatch

    • @deannabobadilla9361
      @deannabobadilla9361 4 роки тому +4

      Vibez yup this was definitely me just now

    • @_kaileemarie_
      @_kaileemarie_ 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @taylor4927
    @taylor4927 4 роки тому +67

    who else thinks this house looks like the house from the film “The conjuring”

    • @sym8774
      @sym8774 4 роки тому

      Didn’t he play this game before

    • @taylor4927
      @taylor4927 4 роки тому

      @@sym8774 the film came out in 2013 and he played this a year ago but it depends when the game came out

    • @denicegummels1675
      @denicegummels1675 4 роки тому +2

      omg yesssssssss i wass trying to think of the name of the movie

    • @xcarabeara7870
      @xcarabeara7870 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking!!

    • @sym8774
      @sym8774 4 роки тому

      @@taylor4927 but he played the game twice I remember him screaming at that jumpscare different times

  • @nammy5366
    @nammy5366 5 років тому +28

    I love watching you play horror games it honestly makes my day, you’re so funny and your reactions and random sentenced together reactions as just so entertaining, thank you!

  • @lucysmith4328
    @lucysmith4328 5 років тому +23

    21:46 omg im lying on my stomach and i literally had a spaz attack when this happened. like wow my heart isnt stopping pounding

    • @maddieskelton1561
      @maddieskelton1561 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks for the warning😂😂❤️

    • @Sadine_gacha
      @Sadine_gacha 4 роки тому

      Lol now me is scared lol but thanks for the warning

  • @imnotraee
    @imnotraee 4 роки тому +179

    21:45 "well its someones blood and damn sure its not going to bE MINEEeeEEEeEEEeeeE

  • @IzRainaYall
    @IzRainaYall 4 роки тому +3

    14:34 DAZ YOU SANG SO GOOD YOU REALLY THOSE NOTES!!!😂 but really I was impressed

  • @emmathurman-newell2020
    @emmathurman-newell2020 5 років тому +146

    i was bent over putting socks on and daz said
    "ugh, this is not nice"

  • @mattywolf95
    @mattywolf95 5 років тому +134

    Picks up candle stick
    "what is this?"
    Lobs candle stick down the stairs
    "bollocks to that!"
    🤣😂

  • @maddiefidge1501
    @maddiefidge1501 4 роки тому +606

    daz: “tHe DiArYs BeEn UpDaTeD”
    also daz: dear diary,
    today, i shit my pants.

  • @chelseaburgin8366
    @chelseaburgin8366 4 роки тому +1

    This game does look awesome, the developers have worked very hard on it. And who better than Daz to present it.
    Is it just me though, or does the house look exactly like the one from the ‘Conjouring’ film?
    I mean the whole layout both inside and out matches from the film.
    (I know this may not have been intentional - and I’m not criticising the game play - but I just remembered seeing the old video and I had the same feeling back then.)

  • @sebastianconley8950
    @sebastianconley8950 5 років тому +49

    Nobody:
    Ghost: Slings kitchen wear
    Daz: AND WERE MOVINGGGG

  • @spring4038
    @spring4038 4 роки тому +115

    5:19 his scream sounded like the scream of the guy that went “you almost made me drop my croissant”😂😂

  • @rosaduisheeva3178
    @rosaduisheeva3178 5 років тому +156

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Daz: Ahahaha!!!!!!!!
    Also Daz: Albino man!
    More Daz: Oh ohh ohhhhh ohhhh ohhh oh oh oh!

  • @tthesurvivalist7737
    @tthesurvivalist7737 4 роки тому +2

    21:41 I don't know what scared me more the creature or daz screaming

  • @natfleites9498
    @natfleites9498 4 роки тому +213

    Instructions: check the shed
    Daz: *YOU CHECK THE SHED LOOK AT IT*

  • @Itzwolfgirl
    @Itzwolfgirl 5 років тому +84

    Door:eeEeeeeEEEEeee
    Daz:alright calm down 😂😂✌🏻

  • @oceansauce1508
    @oceansauce1508 5 років тому +59

    I’m a simple human,
    When daz posts,
    I click.

  • @lolmoment4u
    @lolmoment4u 4 роки тому +1

    0:07
    Omg I paused the video at 0:06 and started like singing ''dAz gAmEsSsS'' bc Im home alone and I can sing my heart out for once..lol anyways I sang really loudly and then I unpause it and Daz says.. ''Alright came down''

  • @lbk1106
    @lbk1106 4 роки тому +1055

    POV: you're looking for the jumpscare list

  • @danielnadtochiev2719
    @danielnadtochiev2719 5 років тому +23

    20:50
    Daz:"Or maybe we go to bed"
    Mood 😂😂

  • @PandasArentBears
    @PandasArentBears 5 років тому +55

    "Hope you're enjoying your SHOWER!!!" 🤬
    Literally me when I need my sister to *hurry UP* and get the hell out of the shower.

    • @astrologybabe9851
      @astrologybabe9851 5 років тому

      Thunder Rose 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @steph_decker8186
      @steph_decker8186 5 років тому

      Is it bad that I'm that sister

    • @PandasArentBears
      @PandasArentBears 5 років тому

      @@steph_decker8186 oh not at all 😂, my little sister has to go in the shower first, but once she's out nobody is allowed in the bathroom for at least half an hour while I have my shower 🤣

  • @tiaskyes
    @tiaskyes 4 роки тому +7

    The way daz scurried out of the kitchen 😂😂

  • @sambrownbower690
    @sambrownbower690 5 років тому +35

    Daz: Well i'm damn sure it's not MMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!
    Me: are you sure about that

  • @1-worm-1
    @1-worm-1 5 років тому +111

    Emma: stay away don’t
    AS SHE IS TIED TO A CHAIR
    Like love what do you think he’s gonna do
    Kidnapper:ho shit sorry I’ll just let you go
    Hate to break it to you but that’s not gonna happen

    • @alxiiii
      @alxiiii 5 років тому +2

      Eilidh W I always think of that when people who’re kidnapped are like LET ME GO!! 😂😂

    • @1-worm-1
      @1-worm-1 5 років тому +2

      SunnyJim I know

  • @offthefantaa461
    @offthefantaa461 4 роки тому +758

    "I will definitely finish this game"
    2020:

  • @missyburke4312
    @missyburke4312 4 роки тому +3

    14:34 damn daz got some vocals

  • @Bull66th
    @Bull66th 5 років тому +36

    23:18 Daz was so scared he summoned his inner Pennywise the Dancing Clown laughs right there hahahaha...

  • @sophiahammersley1363
    @sophiahammersley1363 5 років тому +170

    No one :
    Not a soul
    Daz: I’m if someone writes basement in blood what do you do ? What do you do?

    • @ebeth3852
      @ebeth3852 5 років тому +8

      new presenter of the show ‘what would you do’

    • @Morgan-xp8no
      @Morgan-xp8no 5 років тому

      Sophia Hammersley but at first it was ketchup 😂

    • @BeezusOfc
      @BeezusOfc 5 років тому

      Write back 'No U' and then get the hell out of there.

    • @JamesJohnson-cc2tu
      @JamesJohnson-cc2tu 5 років тому

      You move planet that's what you do

    • @RavenMysticX
      @RavenMysticX 5 років тому

      RUN AWAY FROM THE BASEMENT!!!!

  • @artyknighto6052
    @artyknighto6052 5 років тому +62

    I read the title as “Haunted Horse Simulator” and now I feel like a wally

  • @VaDejSj
    @VaDejSj 3 роки тому +1

    Continue THIS ONE DAZ

  • @ghostworld7403
    @ghostworld7403 5 років тому +53

    Girlfriend: "We need to get started on this place."
    Me: "WE?!"

  • @captaingranola4726
    @captaingranola4726 5 років тому +153

    No one:
    Daz:
    “Can I just go to an airbnb”😂

  • @morssmort639
    @morssmort639 4 роки тому +74

    Goes to the backyard
    Daz:''I'd sacrifise a kitchen for this''

  • @EllieDickinson28
    @EllieDickinson28 4 роки тому +1

    Daz’s Impressions:
    9:45 - Hector Barbosa, 🏴‍☠️🌴
    from Pirates of the Caribbean
    11:19 + 12:13 - Posh Accent 🕯☕️
    15:03 - Monkey 🐵🍌
    23:18 - Scooby-Doo’s laugh 🐕👻

  • @morbidcuriosityz
    @morbidcuriosityz 5 років тому +105

    Daz: *”The beast inside”*
    Me: You mean the doughnut I just ate? Cause I love Eating too much

    • @owinlaa
      @owinlaa 5 років тому +6

      Okay, who is dad supposed to be, this isn’t funny and I’ll have to decipher this like Daz with puzzles.

    • @adelina2332
      @adelina2332 5 років тому +3

      @@owinlaa it's probably because d and z are close together

    • @dovacraft5772
      @dovacraft5772 5 років тому +2

      @@adelina2332 that or auto correct

    • @murderousashes9690
      @murderousashes9690 5 років тому +1

      **Daz*

    • @tinkerbelliscool13
      @tinkerbelliscool13 5 років тому +2

      Ahahah mood

  • @briannabella395
    @briannabella395 5 років тому +112

    no one:
    Literally no one:
    Daz: aAaAaaAAhAoWaOH, wHiTe mAn
    Me💀💀💀

  • @Blue_bell24
    @Blue_bell24 5 років тому +32

    the game :"Creeeeeeeeek"
    Daz:"alright calm down"

  • @gvlogs4290
    @gvlogs4290 4 роки тому

    jump scare list for everyone!! (if you have bad anxiety (like me) but can't not watch daz's video this was made mostly for that purpose so you can enjoy the video but know when the jump scares are comin for ya :) enjoy!)
    10:15 - big bang
    11:25 - crows
    12:45 - lightning
    14:33 - white man
    15:02 - door shuts aaaaand daz screams a bit (lol)
    15:13 - white man looks at daz and daz screams again
    15:29 - candle light chandelier swaying back and fourth
    15:40 - very lOuD crEEeeEeEEeeeAaaAaaAAaAaking
    16:13 - pots get thrown across the room violently but daz screaming will either make you laugh or more scared (i laughed)
    17:31-17:47 - very audiable creaking coming from a door and very loud thumping (pretty scary i would say)
    18:23 - shadow figure of a man at the bottom of the basement stairs and daz is scared as well (ur not alone champ)
    20:14 - not a jumpscare! daz is a bit startled so i put it in because it made me jump haha
    21:17 - no jumpscare again but it was loud and im sure if ur wearing headphones that wasn't very amusing lol
    21:46 - BIG JUMPSCARE!! turn volume down white man is back and he actually... screeched whilst running directly at the screen. daz screamed as well
    22:20 - door slams and daz screams. vines seen growing rapidly then, surrounding the player
    22:50 - extremely loud thumping from upstairs and literally 8 seconds later the camera is pointed at the white man standing at the top of the stairs by a railing
    HEY YOU'RE HALFWAY THROUGH!! YOU GOT THIS!
    23:10 - not really a jumpscare, church bells start dinging
    23:45 - door swings open by itself
    23:51 - BIG JUMPSCARE TIN MAN APPEARS!! (ummm...actually im not sure really what that is? kinda looks likea buddah- oop. jk looks like the tin man from the wizard of oz lol)
    24:00 - guy falls andthe screen goes black
    27:40 - semi loud bang (hey 3 minute break from the scary shit! not bad!)
    29:46 - door slams again (lmao so many door slams)
    38:32 - daz screams because the wife scared him by saying boo
    that's all ! hope you enjoyed!!

  • @user-dc1uf1ws9e
    @user-dc1uf1ws9e 4 роки тому +32

    “WHITE MAN WHITE MAN IN MY ROOOOOM EXCUSE ME ALBINO MAN”
    Me when I see my dad lmao