HAUNTED HOUSE SIMULATOR
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2019
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4:27 “WHERES MY KE- is that a pizza? i wanna pizza.”
ME.
AvengerNut2018 same
AvengerNut2018 haha ur so quirky and cool haha you eat food
That part had me laughing so hard😂
Okay, but SAME
lmao same
If I remember correctly last time you sang something like:
“Driving a car in the woods ohhhh woahhh ohhh,
Gonna hack my girlfriend with an axe ya knowwww.
In a weeks time...”
😂😂😂 *it was a classic*
Its gonna be number 1 in the charts 😂😂😂
What was the name of that video
The first video was call
I Screamed! | The Beast Inside
Daz Games
More girlfriend videos you guys are e fabulous couple
Melody 22 I’d hit the golden buzzer on X Factor
"I think I will definitely finish this game"
Few days to 2023:
2023: still no finish 💀
Saves me the trouble of looking for it 😂
Thanks I was looking too lol
Ugh same.
Oh my god ikr😭😭
"I'm gonna finish this game!"
A year later and we're still waiting on it lol
nearly three now
3*
its almost 3 years now... ;-;
@@victoriabalitskaya5539 what gives? He said he loved this game and completely forgot about it lol
Still waiting hahaha this is the second game i couldnt find fhe next part to.... sad times
Daz: *Sees a deer hanging*
Daz: Oh Deer
nobody
not a soul
me: alastors mug
the “we’re drving in the fucking woooods” got me
Army~
ARMY
its DAX
ARRRRMMMMYYYYYY 💜💜
taes angel haha he is a legend and we love him #dazzlersarethebest
I love how in both versions he is so excited he has a lantern😂😂
16:14 I DONT WANNA FIND IT ! I'M GONE ! I'M OUT !! I'M MOVING , I'M MOVING !!!! 😂😂 When I tell you I was cackling in a pitch I've never even heard from myself before
Imagine having a friend like daz
I am the friend
I would never be sad again...
I will
My perfect world would be if daz was my next door neighbour
Imagine having friends 🙁
Daz: *is British*
Also daz: Still puts on a british accent
Harrold_DFC 1 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Harrold_DFC 1 wdym british accent
Dan R I think he means the one when he was playing as the guy in the diary
Harrold_DFC 1 😅😂
It just goes to show how British British people can actually get!!!! LMAO😄😅😎
Harrold_DFC 1 omg I just realised that😂😂😂😂
i love how he never bothers trying to tell his wife that some guy's been in their house, and hid their fuse in a deer carcass
The good ol deer carcass ruse 😂 a tale as old as time
who else thinks this house looks like the house from the film “The conjuring”
Didn’t he play this game before
@@sym8774 the film came out in 2013 and he played this a year ago but it depends when the game came out
omg yesssssssss i wass trying to think of the name of the movie
Exactly what I was thinking!!
@@taylor4927 but he played the game twice I remember him screaming at that jumpscare different times
My favorite part was Daz yelling at the dude’s wife! 😂😂
“I’m going down to the basement.. Keep working, honey! Keep WORKING!”
😂😂
Same
For me it was "going to the shed, not that you give a f##k, keep staring out the window, BYE!"
Don't know why I found that soo funny!!?? 😂
“ Excuse me albino man”
Daz 2019
In his first vid on this he said "OH MY ALBINO MAN!!"
*666 likes coming up!*
Sorry if you think its annoying but I cant help it... I really like *perfect number* ...
26:59 "And we will burn it. With your wife."
Daz roasting Emma for bitching about how nothing's getting done while she's off having a shower and staring out the window is *hilarious.* 🤣
Anyone else squints their eyes and turns the brightness low so you can barely see the jump scares every time Daz plays horror games, but always comes back to watch more because its exhilarating and Daz's reactions are priceless? no , just me.😂
Who else realized that this is the house from the conjuring
caleb ash OMG I thought I was going crazy!! IT IS!!
Caleb md
thank you
I was literally about to comment this
caleb ash yes it is
Who else noticed that the layout of the house looks like is what modeled from the house in conjuring
Brant Fowler MEE I saw it straight away!
Brant Fowler my exact thought!!
that's was the first thing I noticed
I was gonna say that aswell ahaha
Daz : " Oh no don't let it out "
Also daz : opens door anyway
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Daz: Gets scared of everything but still plays horror games.
Honestly 😂 😂
Ugh I hate when people meme everything but that's so true 👍
"OH NO DON'T LET IT OUT"
*proceeds to let it out*
"I see you're hard at work..looking..AT NATURE." -Daz 2019
Daz yelling at the wife is my favorite part lmao
DAZ PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE THIS GAME! I'm so invested in the plot, and it seemed like you were too
and he never did....
Daz: * finds the word "basement" written in blood *
UA-cam: * plays tampon ad *
Lmao ikr
LMAO that happened to me😂😂
This is so funny
dictatorofbutts omg lol
I got a condom ad...
“I smell a divorce” 😂😂
When does he say that
Carson Hogan 25:40
„I‘m definitely going to finish this“
jup that was the moment I started chuckling because I just knew there wouldn‘t be a part 2 lmao, off to find the ending somewhere else now I guess
18:33 Game: The Diary has been updated
Daz : "The Diary has been updated.....Dear diary, today I shit my pants"
“Oooooooohhh white man” - Daz 2019
Diego Yepez we have a real singer
He said Albino man too lmao
"You check the shed!" 😂😂 for someone who gets scared easily at horror games it makes me laugh that you still play them 😂😂
”I remember this house” yes from The Conjuring
21:45 when I tell u I threw my phone I RHREW MY PHONE
Draco? How’s hermione been?
i thought i was about to shit my pants when that happened
None one:
No one in the world:
Lady: ADAM
Thanks for this many likes guys!🥰
Jess Millie that vine
Jess Millie thats the most unfunniest thing ever
@thomas meaney
Yea repeat the same “no one:” jokes over and over in the comments guys super funny
1,000 subs with one video ? Ur the most ur funniest thing ever
The house looks exactly like the house from the movie “the conjuring”
That’s my thought exactly XD
Happy I’m not the only one who noticed
Lol that's scary af
finally, someone who recognizes the house
I noticed that, probably got their inspiration from there
At first I was brave and was like "pfft this is nothing!" Then at the part where it REALLY got me is when he went into the basement and saw that shadow. Now THAT got me.
The way daz scurried out of the kitchen 😂😂
"I'll definitely finish this one."
2 months later...
ikr. i want him to finish it soooo bad☹️
4 months later
4 months later..
8 months later....
5 months later...
This house is the *EXACT* layout of the house in The Conjuring...
I love it how he says he doesn't want to do or go somewhere as he continues to walk/do what he said he didn't want to do.
Please finish this game! The horror sections get SO GOOD!
“ I just found the kitchen..!”
..
*Dishes burst*
“AAHHH I DONT WANNA FIND IT!
IM GONE - IM OUT!
IM MOVING..!! IM MOVING!!
IM NOT- I CANT-
eeuueee ahehahaa”
🤣🤣
Spot on! 😂😂
It reminds me of when he was playing suit 776 AHHEHWHHAAHAHSEH AAHAH IM IN THE KITCHEN Christ I sound like Michael Jackson IN THE KITCHENA
"Well it's someones blood and I'm damn sure it's not going to be MIIIIiiiIiIIINnnNnNNeeeEe!!!!"
i think I pee ed
If you need yourself then you're lucky. My heart moved when he said that
Y'all are both lucky. I screamed and started crying
I found this comment about two seconds before It happened in the video. Thank you for this. It mentaly prepared me😂.
Bro the whole time I laughed it wasn’t really scary 😂😂😂😂
Wonder Gaming same
14:34 damn daz got some vocals
daz: if someone writes ‘basement’ in blood, what do you do?
me: DONT👏🏼GO👏🏼IN👏🏼THE👏🏼BASEMENT👏🏼
"YOU HEAR THAT JESUS AND MARY?! A GAMING ROOM!"
- daz 2019
niva almstedt hahahha
Wait what does this sat ;-; what did i write?
@@Zero_number1 Huh?
*daz: “don’t call me angel, you don’t have me right, don’t call me angel, i just found the kitchen”*
**dishes jump up or whatever they did**
*daz: “AHHHHHH, I DONT WANNA FIND ITTTT, IM GONE, IM OUT, IM MOVINGGG”*
jess x my favourite part😂😂
Jessica Baker same ahahha
This was the best part of this video
OH MAH GAWD AS I STARTED READING THIS HE DID IT AHHHHHH SCARED 😱
14:34 DAZ YOU SANG SO GOOD YOU REALLY THOSE NOTES!!!😂 but really I was impressed
Daz: I'll do a part 2
Me: It's been 4 years!
When you're too early to hide in the comment sections
*still hides anyways* 🥺☕️ hide with me in the bed
Imi R frrrr😂
666 likes
jamm_________ No 🤣
me being ten months late 👁👄👁
14:34 "ooooOOOOOooOOoooOU! White man! WHITE MAN IN MY ROOM!"
Dva Gamer lol
First black man now white man
He hit that high note tho
Jess he should be in an opera 😌
15:42
PLEASE PLAY MORE OF THIS!!!
I love his barbosa impression 😯🤩
“Im gonna finish this one” i wish that was true
still waiting :,)
@@abijoy6492 same
@@faizzeeboi9026 same here, still waiting for Daz to finish this game lol
@@felixtheenby8751 yep...
Still waiting 🤣
WHY do I ONLY watch these when it’s 1 AM AND WHEN IM ALONE
Me 2 tbh😭😂
i was tired at a normal time in like 3 weeks and instead of sleeping, i decided to watch this. its so scary, yet so entertaining
I do to what is wrong with me! 😂😂😂😂
Same
4 am for me lmao
Dazzzz you really need to finish this 🤩
DAZ! Please finish the game, this was so good!
Love how she’s saying “Adam!?!?” Like he’s gonna reply...he’s literally headless 😂
You mean 👀bottomless..😂
Always have hope 😂🤣😂
@Ginger NoSoul you see your husband headless, you're gonna cry their name idiot
@Ginger NoSoul you're implying that if your husband/wifes dead body was laying in your bed, you wouldn't scream?
@@snovaspectre2 ever heard of a joke?
00:07 when my mum approaches me and i haven’t cleaned my room
Atefa Qhadamzadah lol bravo 👏🏻 you did well with this comment, you haven’t disappointed
“Excuse me ALBINO man” 😂
21:41 I don't know what scared me more the creature or daz screaming
Everyone after they listens to Daz’s vocals: Mariah Carey who
“OoOoOoOOOoOoOooooOoOoOHH WHITE MAN!” 😂
Makenzie Knight subbed
eXcUsE mE! AlBiNo MaN
I saw this and heard that
Those vocals thoooooo
game: makes noise
daz: alright calm down
18:16
Daz: "oh heavenly father..."
*MY WORDS EXACTLY!!!!!!* 😂😂😂
POV: you're looking for the jumpscare list
How did you know
Give it to me
Actually I didn't know that existed
Well maybe
Im usually the one who makes them but I missed this video 😅
*"This horse will haunt me in my dreams"*
"It will, and we will burnt it .. with your wife--KAY LEts"
Victoria Jones He even named the horse Larry
Continue THIS ONE DAZ
The good ol deer carcass ruse 😂 a tale as old as time
Daz is so good at singing.
He should make his own album.
Yass
Out of all the horror game plays he sings in from fear 😂😂
I love how Daz just goes into song whenever he's scared
Samee
The singing in this is
🌌I m m a c u l a t e🌌
14:33 Daz pulled a ‘Christina Aguilera’😂
At first, I read the title as "Haunted Horse Simulator" and I was just skipping through the video to see where the damn horse is. Then I realized
26:49
So did I lol
26:53 i mean...
@@max-hq9si NOOO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT.
There is a horse at 26:57
i was bent over putting socks on and daz said
"ugh, this is not nice"
is it only me but when I'm scared i always go to the comment section
I think i will definitely finish this game... DAZ ITS BEEN 4 YEARS WHERE IS PART 2 please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
💥Scare List💥 (with accurate scare times)
10:15 upstairs noise (minor)
11:26 bird and man in tophat (minor)
14:32 Daz sings (medium)
15:12 the man looks into your soul (minor)
16:13 kitchen poltergeist (minor and loud)
17:31 knock knock (minor)
18:22 shadow (minor)
20:18 loud footsteps (minor)
21:46 Daz screams loudly (major)
22:18 rude spirit closes door (minor)
22:49 loud footsteps (minor)
22:56 hello sir (medium)
23:42 brace yourself for a minute (medium)
29:43 guess what hunni? SLAM (minor)
Legend
Finally someone who adds the 20 minute jumpscare
Thank you queen or king
@@kaleydanielle5554 queen lol 😆
Thank you
"Dear Diary, today I shit my pants!" lmao but the whole "Oh look there's an ax covered in a little bit of blood. That's when you know you moved into the right house, making good life choices."
so true XD
Daz's Barbossa impression caught me off guard
I only really need the jump scare list to know when Daz screams so I can turn my volume down and not bust my goddamn ear drums!
Picks up candle stick
"what is this?"
Lobs candle stick down the stairs
"bollocks to that!"
🤣😂
Matty Wolf subbed
Me: hides in comment section so I don't get jumpscared
Jumpscare: uno reverse byatch
Vibez yup this was definitely me just now
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
9:09 me a George Michael fan just vibing ✨
I think you should finish this game LOL
I’m a simple human,
When daz posts,
I click.
IM late :(((( BUt im drinking teaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAH!
JumpScare List D:
- 10:15 crack or a bang i don't really know :P)
- 11:26 crow flying into the window scared the hell out of mee D:)
- 15:12 creepy figure looks then disappears creepy as hell
16:14 dishes are thrown and its kinda funny how daz ran out of the kitchen
18:23 shadow figure walks by eep
21:46 albino dude speed crawls torward you
22:21 door shuts and black roots appear
-23:52 figure comes out of door; not really jumpscare,scared me like the other ones )
- 26:50 flashlight turns on the wooden horse not scary
27:40 loud wooden bang eep
30:00 scary jumpscare music)
This deserves waaaaaay more likes 😀
@Denise Phandanouvong yw
Thanks god bless your heartT^T my anxiety went down alittle
thnxx u
Does scary jumpscare music mean that there is one?
21:46 is a bloody good scare i will tell ya that much!!!
the house reminds me of the Conjuring house, anyone else think that? I love the movies too!
yes I think it’s top comment that it is the conjuring house lol. I knew it looked like something from a. Movie
21:46 DAMMIT I NEARLY GOT MY SOUP EVERYWHERE
Really? I could have dropped my croissant
Surferkitty 123 damn you beat me to it 😂
Haha
Surferkitty 123 I was gunna say that 😼😂
Omg same lmao I had soup to 😰😂
5:19 his scream sounded like the scream of the guy that went “you almost made me drop my croissant”😂😂
The scream at 5:20 sounded like the Stop I could have dropped my croissant!
ngl idk how daz sleeps at night w these games
Instructions: check the shed
Daz: *YOU CHECK THE SHED LOOK AT IT*
"I will definitely finish this game"
2020:
fr im hella mad
😂 literally. I wanted to see more
Amelia Hitchcock yeah.
😂😂😂😂
literally me rn
0:07
Omg I paused the video at 0:06 and started like singing ''dAz gAmEsSsS'' bc Im home alone and I can sing my heart out for once..lol anyways I sang really loudly and then I unpause it and Daz says.. ''Alright came down''
When will you finish this game Daaaazzzzz??????
20:50
Daz:"Or maybe we go to bed"
Mood 😂😂
Omg I can literally remember watching this 2 years ago, nostalgia at its finest 😂
Noone Daz: we will burn it with your ✨WÍFÊ✨
I was so excited to see you play this series we need more ='(