Struggles Only Girls Understand Except im a guy...

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 17 тис.

  • @BijuuMike
    @BijuuMike  5 років тому +5094

    Admit it girls... You have couches and probably beds inside the bathrooms! I have finally exposed you all! 😈 if you missed the first part of this sort of series of me reacting to Whamens struggles except i am a guy, you can find that here ua-cam.com/video/hBzmOxnj4wM/v-deo.html

  • @afterartist158
    @afterartist158 5 років тому +149

    “Girls have couches in their bathroom”
    My female friend watching over my shoulder: “we do?”

    • @kennymccormick4428
      @kennymccormick4428 5 років тому +15

      Yes...it's a small couch called a toilet and you poop on it ;-;
      Ps: I'm a girl btw

  • @meganl9573
    @meganl9573 4 роки тому +390

    only department store girls bathrooms have couches, theyre normally for women to breastfeed

    • @ohok1356
      @ohok1356 4 роки тому +10

      Or for pregnant women to sit

    • @ANXIETYPRIMEISUNCANCELABLE
      @ANXIETYPRIMEISUNCANCELABLE 4 роки тому +5

      True, but I have only seen a couch in the girl's bathroom 1 time and all the rest of the times anywhere I don't see them but yes it is to breastfeed or just sit sometimes.

    • @TheeGreenApple
      @TheeGreenApple 4 роки тому

      But men can breastfeed too >:(

    • @gfalconi
      @gfalconi 4 роки тому

      Or for mums to sit their toddlers, women to put their bags for a while... That works too ;-;

  • @PartyVelocity
    @PartyVelocity 4 роки тому +2886

    For how the strapless bra stays in place: it doesn't.

    • @imafvckingqueen8724
      @imafvckingqueen8724 4 роки тому +26

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      DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!

    • @imafvckingqueen8724
      @imafvckingqueen8724 4 роки тому +20

      It looked as if you needed another comment and if it helps I gave a like!!!
      I don't want you to end up like me, with either 2,1or 0 likes.........

    • @LeoForgetsToCreate
      @LeoForgetsToCreate 4 роки тому +29

      @ANNABELL CANNON Just dig into the dirty clothes and find a sufficient bra, no one has to know

    • @LeoForgetsToCreate
      @LeoForgetsToCreate 4 роки тому +8

      @ANNABELL CANNON My advice is still relevant

    • @K-00-0x
      @K-00-0x 4 роки тому +9

      Exactly unless you get 4 sizes too small to make it tighter but it also wants to slide off

  • @neelix3821
    @neelix3821 4 роки тому +232

    “Girls have couches in there bathrooms!”
    Me: we don’t tho

    • @khanuse4520
      @khanuse4520 3 роки тому +5

      I dont have a couch in my bathroom am a child

    • @wealllovemia
      @wealllovemia 3 роки тому +2

      @riverwave26 well not tryna roast us all but do we look fancy to you lol

    • @christysgamez2925
      @christysgamez2925 3 роки тому

      @@wealllovemia true

    • @softsoba4427
      @softsoba4427 3 роки тому +1

      @@wealllovemia in like malls sometimes there are couches or chairs

    • @skylergeibel7892
      @skylergeibel7892 3 роки тому

      I wouldn't say couches. more like love seats! :)

  • @yaxio8
    @yaxio8 5 років тому +662

    I don’t have a couch in my bathroom. We can struggle together

  • @paper2114
    @paper2114 5 років тому +769

    **scrolls through comments**
    *_"Wow, he wasn't joking when he said that most of his views were from whamen..."_*

    • @Linirie
      @Linirie 5 років тому +6

      Yes , he wasn't joking,and I am a girl

    • @peachblossom3133
      @peachblossom3133 5 років тому +1

      I'm a boy.

    • @paper2114
      @paper2114 5 років тому

      @@peachblossom3133 .... _tHaNk YoU_ xD

    • @skysapfire9086
      @skysapfire9086 5 років тому +2

      Say 2,000,050people watch bijuu,2,000,000 of them are girls.

    • @eighteenthangel3285
      @eighteenthangel3285 5 років тому +4

      I’m a rat

  • @emilyscholes6918
    @emilyscholes6918 4 роки тому +417

    Correction: RICH girls have couches in their bathrooms

    • @varianmetcalf8220
      @varianmetcalf8220 4 роки тому +17

      yeah it's at more fancy bathrooms at posh restraunts

    • @SunnySky-
      @SunnySky- 4 роки тому +8

      Yes im poor i dont even have a floor or a wall in my bathroom because we have been "renovating" it for like two years idk man

    • @kated2147
      @kated2147 4 роки тому +1

      Right, I’ve only seen them in like the lobby of a fancy hotel or older theaters.

    • @OscarPerez-vs2ek
      @OscarPerez-vs2ek 4 роки тому

      this is not true

    • @evak1948
      @evak1948 4 роки тому

      no more like rich restaurants

  • @feverdreaminq301
    @feverdreaminq301 4 роки тому +110

    Am I the only girl who had no clue about there being couches in bathrooms until I saw bijuu mike talking about it..?

  • @olivialeigh8098
    @olivialeigh8098 5 років тому +4763

    There’s couches in our restrooms? Huh? Since when?

    • @midnightwisp3342
      @midnightwisp3342 5 років тому +85

      I agree

    • @RestInReeses
      @RestInReeses 5 років тому +82

      since DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?! EVERY GIRL HAS COUCHES IN THE RESTROOMS!! XD

    • @splashtheskeleton4292
      @splashtheskeleton4292 5 років тому +26

      Yeah

    • @PikaChu-hd8cz
      @PikaChu-hd8cz 5 років тому +92

      Its for wemon for babys for to breastfeeding

    • @peepawliliavanrouge
      @peepawliliavanrouge 5 років тому +111

      Ikr ahahaha and if there was, I would love that, because:
      pregnant people
      breastfeeding
      people on their period (because F*CK I'M DYING)

  • @julied1624
    @julied1624 4 роки тому +455

    Bijuu Mike: Are you girls sleeping in the bathrooms or something?
    Well it is a RESTroom

  • @kittykitty2326
    @kittykitty2326 4 роки тому +704

    The couches are for the women that have to breastfeed their babies

    • @devynartandstuff3815
      @devynartandstuff3815 4 роки тому +16

      Kitty kitty 23 I did not know that. That is cool

    • @quibily
      @quibily 4 роки тому +27

      Probably also because we gotta wait to use the bathroom, and men typically don’t have to wait. This is the one issue I am not egalitarian on. Women need more stalls in their bathrooms than men do!

    • @riana4691
      @riana4691 4 роки тому +1

      quibily men have urinals, so it’s kinda like having more stalls

    • @samic849
      @samic849 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, you know, the babies they pushed out of their vaginas so humankind could live on? Yeah. Those. The ones men put there.

    • @weebhub6229
      @weebhub6229 4 роки тому

      Ohhh that couches I thought that one in the living room

  • @kkmjpkj3658
    @kkmjpkj3658 4 роки тому +48

    Bijuu: I’ve never sat in a bathroom before
    The toilet: 👁👄👁

  • @crimwolf5216
    @crimwolf5216 4 роки тому +756

    Is he talking about the maternity area in the bathrooms 😂

    • @yaoimafia
      @yaoimafia 4 роки тому +52

      "BoYs NeEd A mAtERnITy ArEa"

    • @basically_shakespeare2744
      @basically_shakespeare2744 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @cbsumm88
      @cbsumm88 4 роки тому +1

      ana Lol

    • @CumPrincess
      @CumPrincess 4 роки тому +20

      All my life of walking in an out of women's bathrooms, I have actually never seen a maternity area. But it's very thoughtful that people do that for breastfeeding women!

    • @cbsumm88
      @cbsumm88 4 роки тому +11

      It’s sooo rare too see one though.

  • @identitycrisis6010
    @identitycrisis6010 4 роки тому +250

    He pretty much talked about the couches for 4 minutes. XD

  • @nowhy3066
    @nowhy3066 5 років тому +88

    "How do the bobs stay??"
    Will be forever my favorite Bijuu quote

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 4 роки тому +124

    Mike: [is mad cus of girls have couches in the bathroom]
    Me:.... I-... I do?-

    • @faenene
      @faenene 3 роки тому

      Why do I love your pfp so freaking much adorable

    • @ambersquirrel2514
      @ambersquirrel2514 3 роки тому

      Only in the fancy ones

    • @idkwhathandletogowith
      @idkwhathandletogowith 2 роки тому

      @@ambersquirrel2514 yeah, most of them dont

    • @MusicalLoveAMV
      @MusicalLoveAMV Рік тому

      I think the closest thing we actually have to a couch compared to a boy is we never stand, we always sit; but i'm only a woman....maybe there are women i don't know that stand instead? I don't think it physically possible but props to anyone that can. So yeah, for the guys that stand, i think the closest we have of an advantage is we are the ones that sit down more.

  • @carrotsprig
    @carrotsprig 5 років тому +70

    There's graffiti in the girls room... No couches... just cuss words and crappy tampon and pad machines...*flashbacks, cries*

    • @vivmajig
      @vivmajig 5 років тому

      Yeah it's greeeaaat them being there BUT THEY NEVER WORKKK

    • @mikacookiegaming1294
      @mikacookiegaming1294 5 років тому

      *cRIES FROM THE MEMORIES*

    • @vayyah3967
      @vayyah3967 5 років тому

      At my school in 6th grade peoole was saying sum nasty stuff 😕

    • @pointt_
      @pointt_ 3 роки тому

      Finally someone being honest

  • @SolarEclipse-po7iu
    @SolarEclipse-po7iu 4 роки тому +354

    No one:
    Literally No one:
    Mike: *Spends half a video ranting about couches in bathrooms*

  • @bazinga4166
    @bazinga4166 4 роки тому +600

    When you walk in the girls restroom you smell
    period blood, makeup, perfume all mixed together.
    So you see.
    It sucks man.

    • @imafvckingqueen8724
      @imafvckingqueen8724 4 роки тому +6

      I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!

    • @LeoForgetsToCreate
      @LeoForgetsToCreate 4 роки тому +31

      The smell of perfume is fine, but when it's 30 different types all used by people who hasn't once heard of the word moderation. Yeeeeaaaah, it sucks.

    • @ComfySocksBoi
      @ComfySocksBoi 4 роки тому +1

      I get that

    • @lindapaegle9592
      @lindapaegle9592 4 роки тому +1

      Tmw nagito goes into girls bathrooms

    • @Princecharles12290
      @Princecharles12290 4 роки тому +1

      I like to dislike comments but this 1 I cant dislike because it's TRUE

  • @Mike-vn9gg
    @Mike-vn9gg 4 роки тому +83

    There’s only couches in a few fancy bathrooms.

  • @totallyreena
    @totallyreena 5 років тому +87

    Bijuu Mike: We need COUCHES in the MENS BATHROOM
    Me as a female: There’s a couch in my bathroom??

  • @xxalexandriaxx8450
    @xxalexandriaxx8450 5 років тому +324

    Bijuu: never sat in a bathroom
    Me: How do you poop?
    Edit: Jeez 200 thanks

  • @heartlove-xx
    @heartlove-xx 5 років тому +279

    Bjuu:Girls have couches at their bathrooms!
    Me: MOM AM I REALLY A GIRL?

    • @kayandky8925
      @kayandky8925 5 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @newphonewhodis9474
      @newphonewhodis9474 5 років тому +1

      I've seen couches in women's bathrooms

    • @samilynn04
      @samilynn04 5 років тому +4

      Yes hes lying there's only memes in girl bathrooms

    • @Kim-ul7uq
      @Kim-ul7uq 5 років тому

      Me too

    • @mexicanturtle6207
      @mexicanturtle6207 5 років тому +1

      My brother comes up to me one day and says: WHY DO YOU HAVE COUCHES!!

  • @ryns_2630
    @ryns_2630 4 роки тому +36

    I’m a girl and I love watching lettuces reacting to our struggles

  • @morganjones5078
    @morganjones5078 4 роки тому +46

    Boys bathrooms: smelly, no locks, fights
    Girls bathroom: all that but we have mirrors

  • @Bloody_Polly
    @Bloody_Polly 5 років тому +350

    *Bijuu Mike: Talking about girls having the luxury couch in their bathrooms.*
    *Fancy Restaurant Bathrooms: **Nervous sweating.***

    • @Bloody_Polly
      @Bloody_Polly 5 років тому +3

      Marie Lherisson you don’t what?

    • @bluesymm
      @bluesymm 5 років тому +2

      Are.....we supposed to? Lol

    • @Bloody_Polly
      @Bloody_Polly 5 років тому +1

      @@bluesymm I don't have a couch in my bathroom lol.

  • @jakeivanov1839
    @jakeivanov1839 5 років тому +216

    Bijuu: YoU gUyS aRe PuTtInG eGgS iN yOuR pAdS???
    Random Meme: *WHY*

    • @brooklynnehoff9581
      @brooklynnehoff9581 5 років тому

      tbh we dont that would hurt like O.O

    • @jakeivanov1839
      @jakeivanov1839 5 років тому +1

      brooklynne hoff ik ;n; it’s true it will hurt tho

    • @gfy07
      @gfy07 5 років тому +1

      Who would do that 😂

    • @jakeivanov1839
      @jakeivanov1839 5 років тому +2

      Water Queen idk lol XD

  • @InstaTechGaming
    @InstaTechGaming 3 роки тому +5

    never did i think a grown man with hair made of lettuce would yell "WHAT IF I WANNA BREASTFEED?" at a camera

  • @ACandCC
    @ACandCC 5 років тому +120

    Me: Admit it, Bijju Mike, you know we don't have couches in our bathrooms!

    • @toe9620
      @toe9620 5 років тому +2

      hmmm yes we do

    • @Bimbat_
      @Bimbat_ 5 років тому +1

      We acctually did have one at my school, but it had a couch on the men's too. (Dont ask why i know)

    • @josephjoestar1550
      @josephjoestar1550 5 років тому +1

      We boys have assault vehicles in our bathrooms

    • @itsray1878
      @itsray1878 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

    • @starllia9958
      @starllia9958 5 років тому +1

      In my country there's this gas station where there's a couch it's also airconditioned there's also painting it feels like a living room 😂😂😂

  • @xyzamae15galaxy88
    @xyzamae15galaxy88 5 років тому +452

    0:31
    Bijuu: I hate all girls
    Me: pssst.. Natsukis behind you!

  • @tcmmxgo
    @tcmmxgo 4 роки тому +179

    Him: mad at us because we have couches in their bathrooms
    Me: (confused girl noise) we do?

    • @salem_spectre
      @salem_spectre 4 роки тому +3

      Yea I guess we do?!?

    • @lvlv_
      @lvlv_ 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah same, I've never seen a couch in a bathroom!

    • @michelle9085
      @michelle9085 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah that sounds pretty unhygienic lmao

    • @nadiajones438
      @nadiajones438 4 роки тому +4

      It’s normally at like churches and stuff but I’ve only seen it once

    • @M3ltedicicle
      @M3ltedicicle 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly me too, WAIT WAT??? WE DO??????

  • @sinister8040
    @sinister8040 3 роки тому +5

    Bijuu Mike: "girls have couches in their bathrooms"
    Me in my cubical sized bathroom: "wait, we're supposed to have couches?"

  • @Maussssssyttt
    @Maussssssyttt 5 років тому +251

    Yeah I know righ-
    *Sneezes*
    Oh shi-
    *BLOODY MARY*

    • @Alyssaf1220
      @Alyssaf1220 5 років тому +3

      RUN

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 5 років тому +7

      The funny part:
      _my name is mary_

    • @kennymccormick4428
      @kennymccormick4428 5 років тому +3

      @@ms0_u O_O *DAMN*

    • @B3XBP0
      @B3XBP0 5 років тому +4

      Guys are lucky -_- they dont know how good they have it

    • @Maussssssyttt
      @Maussssssyttt 5 років тому +4

      Gacha Master IKR

  • @merrituber
    @merrituber 5 років тому +258

    Bijuu mike: "girls have couches in their bathrooms!"
    me: "oh really what couch?"

    • @diamondgacha4753
      @diamondgacha4753 5 років тому +10

      Toilet... It's because the boys "stand" while using the bathroom... And girls get to sit...
      Or if he's talking about a public place where it's fancy... Then yea.

    • @mc9864
      @mc9864 5 років тому +5

      Baby changing area probably

    • @diamondgacha4753
      @diamondgacha4753 5 років тому +1

      @@mc9864 yea or that

    • @babyrat979
      @babyrat979 5 років тому +3

      Me:WhAt Is A cOuCh??

    • @Sppoky_Luce6422
      @Sppoky_Luce6422 5 років тому +1

      night bunny 1 the American word for sofa

  • @phykoha
    @phykoha 5 років тому +898

    Honestly, public female bathrooms are like.... disgusting. There are very *VERY* few bathrooms out there that are actually clean. And even fewer that have couches.
    I am wamen. I am suffer,,,,

    • @Shadow10201
      @Shadow10201 5 років тому +21

      Went to the girls bathroom at my brothers school and i didn't like the toilets. The toilet seat had a greenish thing on them. I didn't do my business in the bathroom even if i really needed to.

    • @isabelthomas4629
      @isabelthomas4629 5 років тому +5

      Your right

    • @lydiasoares88
      @lydiasoares88 5 років тому +18

      Same none of the places I go has a couch in the bathroom

    • @Emily-gl3ld
      @Emily-gl3ld 5 років тому +6

      My old school p.e bathroom didn’t ever have any soap or paper towelss

    • @patuljastislon
      @patuljastislon 5 років тому +2

      Sad

  • @rukillienlove6163
    @rukillienlove6163 4 роки тому +233

    "Girls have couches in their bathrooms"
    Me: NaNI?
    Edit: what the- HOW IN THE WORLD DID I GET 107 LIKES?!

  • @nrctx
    @nrctx 5 років тому +216

    Who else was staring at the cat on the microphone The Whole time...lol

  • @izzythecorgi9540
    @izzythecorgi9540 5 років тому +253

    You said you don’t understand how strapless bras work, that’s because THEY DONT WORK

  • @dreamwish286
    @dreamwish286 4 роки тому +362

    Bijuu: Why do girls have couches in their bathrooms?!
    Me, a girl: There are couches in girl’s bathrooms?

    • @j-j5488
      @j-j5488 4 роки тому +5

      Ikr!?

    • @hextier437
      @hextier437 4 роки тому +8

      Sorry, there are CoUcHeS in our bathrooms?! Must be a rich girl thing...

    • @rosiovalenzuela1582
      @rosiovalenzuela1582 4 роки тому +1

      Roses are red
      flowers from Havana
      Florida man attacked women with a banana
      I
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    • @rosiovalenzuela1582
      @rosiovalenzuela1582 4 роки тому +1

      II
      O

    • @anxiety8660
      @anxiety8660 4 роки тому +2

      wait i dont have seen that i my life

  • @Legenbeery
    @Legenbeery 4 роки тому +6

    9:03 ye pink is one of my least favourite colours if there’s too much of it, it’s overwhelming

    • @navareeves8976
      @navareeves8976 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah. Its ok but I don't really like it. I don't have a provlem with it, its just to much and it feels princessy.

  • @bellameltzer
    @bellameltzer 5 років тому +66

    In fancy bathrooms like broadway shows or something have couches but not random public places like school or something

    • @evfrt
      @evfrt 5 років тому

      Ik I never saw one tho .-.

  • @nini_a22
    @nini_a22 5 років тому +500

    Bijuu Mike: “This is what the girls bathroom looks like!”
    Me: *I guess I never been in a girls bathroom before 😂😂*

    • @Zenith7jpg
      @Zenith7jpg 5 років тому +3

      Welcome to My World 100th to like this

    • @seachel10
      @seachel10 5 років тому +1

      True

    • @hiim4373
      @hiim4373 5 років тому +1

      I know right?

    • @amandamoney8315
      @amandamoney8315 5 років тому +1

      Riiiight?

    • @ssuegiku
      @ssuegiku 5 років тому +1

      Welcome to My World 😂 wow same then XD

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 5 років тому +319

    Bijuu: **is mad at all the girls**
    Me, a girl who has dreamt about meeting him: **cries in a corner**

  • @addie163
    @addie163 3 роки тому +6

    “How do the bobs stay!?!?!”
    I can’t even-

  • @mysticplays2085
    @mysticplays2085 4 роки тому +508

    "When girls sneeze"
    Oh man, he dunt understand the embarrassment

    • @milo4018
      @milo4018 4 роки тому +6

      IKR! Im in a 1300 school you dont understand how many times this happens to ppl

    • @eyeoftheelm7057
      @eyeoftheelm7057 4 роки тому +9

      The white pants make is soooooo mutch worse

    • @doodlezjay
      @doodlezjay 4 роки тому +12

      I did this once while I was at work and just walked straight into the nearest restroom. A fellow girl walked out and patted my back before saying, "I know the pain.".

    • @imafvckingqueen8724
      @imafvckingqueen8724 4 роки тому

      OOF

    • @imafvckingqueen8724
      @imafvckingqueen8724 4 роки тому

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      ME: takes a HUGE breath in
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      DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME! cause so far no-one else has....
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  • @sonjan-macd.2914
    @sonjan-macd.2914 5 років тому +217

    My bathroom couch also goes by the name ‘toilet’
    I sit and play on my phone.
    It’s very uncomfortable.

    • @violetmoon2298
      @violetmoon2298 5 років тому +3

      Hecking Ally * MY LIFE*

    • @leotheaxolotl5337
      @leotheaxolotl5337 5 років тому +6

      Yeah. It is very uncomfortable.

    • @roserefi7363
      @roserefi7363 5 років тому +1

      YES

    • @Neroshy
      @Neroshy 5 років тому

      Hecking Ally that is actually disgusting. Who would use there phone while on the toilet? That is so gross.

    • @xxkawaii_kittyxx9052
      @xxkawaii_kittyxx9052 5 років тому

      Same, it's also where I cry in public

  • @kristiannelood
    @kristiannelood 4 роки тому +576

    biiju: girls have couches in their bathroom
    me, a gal: hold up, whAT-

  • @CAMisDoing
    @CAMisDoing 4 роки тому +18

    2:55
    That’s our girls bathroom.

  • @carrotsprig
    @carrotsprig 5 років тому +164

    Strapless bras, here's how they work: THEY EVEN TIGHTER AND MORE UNCOMFORTABLE.

  • @koijtoh
    @koijtoh 5 років тому +137

    *Bijuu:* I'M MAD AT ALL WOMEN
    *Me:* Bish, what?!

  • @Rani-yi2fc
    @Rani-yi2fc 5 років тому +39

    We don't have luxuries, WE HAVE NIAGARA FALLS OF BLOOD EVERY MONTH

    • @charlottesmith2776
      @charlottesmith2776 5 років тому +3

      Also known as Satan's sacrificial waterfall.

    • @KalDoesStuff
      @KalDoesStuff 5 років тому

      Well if you are not regular, it is not every month

  • @pikahet314
    @pikahet314 4 роки тому +5

    "Girls have couches in their bathroom"
    Me: Where are they?!

  • @melodydeprey1840
    @melodydeprey1840 5 років тому +457

    "Women have couches in their bathrooms!"
    Me: "We do?!?!?"

    • @imveryunoriginallol8683
      @imveryunoriginallol8683 5 років тому +2

      We don't!? *wow*

    • @ojrw07
      @ojrw07 5 років тому +10

      XD I have one in mine. It's a toilet. It just has a nickname.

    • @emmers._.1752
      @emmers._.1752 5 років тому +8

      MY REACTION EXACTLY

    • @phantom_artz7710
      @phantom_artz7710 5 років тому +8

      We do it’s called a toilet

    • @p1nkmaggit
      @p1nkmaggit 5 років тому +5

      I got confused at first too my man 😂 but we actually do. So, dont you ever see a couch or something inside a public restroom??

  • @bluejay5326
    @bluejay5326 4 роки тому +152

    “Girls have couches in their bathrooms”
    Me: wait when did this happen!?

  • @xxshxdowii6647
    @xxshxdowii6647 5 років тому +329

    Bijuu: "I've never sat in the bathroom before."
    Me:...Do you not sit on the toilet???

    • @whatno8277
      @whatno8277 5 років тому +3

      True

    • @lilpeach_7776
      @lilpeach_7776 5 років тому +13

      You hover over the seat..
      I do that...

    • @speedwagon1824
      @speedwagon1824 5 років тому +6

      The toilet is covered in pee. He mentioned that.

    • @lyrex6639
      @lyrex6639 5 років тому +6

      He uses the perched bird position to take shits!

    • @dutchsfavourite
      @dutchsfavourite 5 років тому +3

      He hovers or he stands because as he said the toilets covered in urine and poo

  • @llilix9125
    @llilix9125 4 роки тому +3

    I'm not sure, but I've heard that couches in bathrooms are only at weddings and special VIP places. And yeah they're for breastfeeding babies.

  • @animerhi9811
    @animerhi9811 5 років тому +402

    Im a girl and i have no couches in my bathroom
    I never even know girls put couches in bathrooms 😂

  • @toastwyrm
    @toastwyrm 5 років тому +43

    As a male who had EXTREMELY long hair, and still does, I know the pain of the evil chairs

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 5 років тому +3

      I am a girl and those chairs are the worst with pulling out your hair. It is so painful when that happens

    • @chelidemi2863
      @chelidemi2863 5 років тому +4

      It's even worse if your hair just gets tangled on everything in a blink of an eye-

    • @nini_panini008
      @nini_panini008 5 років тому

      @@maem7462 omg, its painful. Those chairs are horrible.

    • @maxautisticpro
      @maxautisticpro 5 років тому +1

      I have never sat on one, but I have a long hair so I can just imagine the pain..

    • @toastwyrm
      @toastwyrm 5 років тому +1

      @@maxautisticpro trust me, those chairs are evil, vile beasts. Not only are they uncomfortble, and will mess up your posture, they also mess your hair up!

  • @ratchild2732
    @ratchild2732 5 років тому +391

    I didn’t know I was supposed to have couches in my bathroom-
    :(

    • @samilynn04
      @samilynn04 5 років тому +2

      Your not your supposed to couches you need to have memes or nuggets

    • @CrazyyeahWorld
      @CrazyyeahWorld 5 років тому

      :(

    • @sukisugrbby6711
      @sukisugrbby6711 5 років тому

      Lol same 😂 :(

    • @_rakeish9340
      @_rakeish9340 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @_rakeish9340
      @_rakeish9340 5 років тому

      I heard at the gym boys have TV's in their bathrooms and not the girls

  • @Legenbeery
    @Legenbeery 4 роки тому +8

    I admit that is girls have couches (probs for breastfeeding or when having period cramps since those are painful af) but admit it Mike, boys bathrooms aren’t that bad, I went in multiple as a child and none were no where near that bad, side they smelt but I rarely ever found anything like that. I’ve exposed u now 😈

  • @BlueberryBunny11037
    @BlueberryBunny11037 4 роки тому +493

    Bijuu: All girls are aliens from Area 51
    Girls: HES ON TO US!!!
    Plus I NEVER HAD A COUCH IN A BATHROOM

  • @Aj..
    @Aj.. 5 років тому +166

    Bijuu Mike:"I know your secret!"
    Me:"Oh flip-"
    Bijuu Mike:"You DO have couches in your bathrooms!"
    Me:"What the heck-"

    • @kulcsocska
      @kulcsocska 5 років тому +4

      which universe is that?

    • @n0ri_riptide
      @n0ri_riptide 5 років тому +2

      Soz Bijuu but what time line are you from? XD

  • @akitsm
    @akitsm 5 років тому +257

    Bijuu Mike: Wahmen
    Pewdiepie fans: Ah, I see you are a man of culture aswell.

  • @thatoneweirdo7701
    @thatoneweirdo7701 3 роки тому +3

    “The girls have couches in their bathrooms”
    Oh well I guess I have to go and get shiggy to get me a couch in the bathroom

  • @redsmearage
    @redsmearage 5 років тому +168

    What are the comments are made:
    50%- Saying why the heck is there a couch in a bathroom
    30%- Whamen saying they hate pink
    19.99%- Saying they are a gurl
    0.01%- Normal comments
    Edit:Tnx for the likes never got a huge amounts of likes before

  • @cosmicallydelirious
    @cosmicallydelirious 5 років тому +118

    50% = couches in bathroom
    40%:girls who hate pink
    10%:other

  • @yoongeekim1668
    @yoongeekim1668 5 років тому +308

    “Why do girls have couches in bathrooms?”
    Me: Why do “gUYs” have the ability to piss wherever the hell they want without struggling?? (Hmmmmmm????)

  • @wolfy_gacha_animelovertodo3333
    @wolfy_gacha_animelovertodo3333 4 роки тому +11

    At the beginning when he was mad at the girls my brain kinda processed that as "I hate girls" and I kinda cried a little bit lol I'm sorry this is no hate to bijuu you are my favorite youtuber its just that I'm weird and...ya

  • @LocalAceAJ
    @LocalAceAJ 4 роки тому +322

    “Girls have couches in their bathrooms”
    Me: We do??
    I was also thinking about how guys complain about how dirty their bathrooms are EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE THE ONES THAT MAKE THEM SO FILTHY.

    • @luminouscanstab
      @luminouscanstab 4 роки тому +4

      Us females do infact have couches in our bathrooms only because of breast feeding as so then we may breast feed our babies

    • @irliiMicrophone
      @irliiMicrophone 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 4 роки тому +1

      AJ yes
      It’s called the toilet and it’s exclusive to the bathroom.

    • @shrimpletonzz
      @shrimpletonzz 4 роки тому +2

      True

    • @shrimpletonzz
      @shrimpletonzz 4 роки тому

      @Jarmyn Yeet i DID lIkE yOuR cOmMeNt and i dont know but it sounds disturbing ;-;

  • @seasonalgacha
    @seasonalgacha 5 років тому +391

    I woke up in a pool of blood this morning so I’ll probably understand just looking at the thumbnail lmao

  • @crashbomb1846
    @crashbomb1846 5 років тому +158

    ...Um...Has he gone crazy like Game Theorists...We don't have couches in our bathrooms...😑😑😑

    • @six3512
      @six3512 5 років тому +14

      Ya we do: it's called a Toilet

    • @MakiSmolRoll
      @MakiSmolRoll 5 років тому +6

      Y’all need to chill. It was a joke. Lmao

    • @charlesreyes2012
      @charlesreyes2012 5 років тому +10

      Well in some places girl restrooms have couches but not all

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 5 років тому +6

      It’s a reference to the game Kindergarten, I think....in which, I think that’s a reference to the fact that we have “vending machines” in our bathrooms 😂 (which in a way we do, just not the kind you get a candy bar from...”

    • @scroll9728
      @scroll9728 5 років тому +1

      Ikr... A lot of public bathrooms are gross aswell... Ive never seen a couch in a bathroom 😅

  • @lvlv_
    @lvlv_ 4 роки тому +14

    Mike: **raging about how messy boys bathrooms are** IM NOT THAT KINDA GUY!
    Me: Then why is your hair green

  • @melloyello9639
    @melloyello9639 5 років тому +356

    Bijuu: THERE ARE COUCHES IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM
    Me: ...i wish

  • @miam6920
    @miam6920 5 років тому +287

    Sorry what? There’s no couch in myyy bathroom...
    *shoves couch under sink*
    Wh- why would you think that?...

    • @kyleej3673
      @kyleej3673 5 років тому +5

      I don’t have a couch
      I have a bean bag

    • @persephonixx
      @persephonixx 5 років тому +5

      Y-Yeah! You baka!
      *hides couch in shower*
      What even is a couch? 😅

    • @n1chole_1
      @n1chole_1 5 років тому

      Malenitaplays they mean in public restrooms

  • @sozan8899
    @sozan8899 4 роки тому +270

    Bijuu Mike: talks about how girls have couches
    Me: sits there in silence knowing ive never had a couch in a girls bathroom 😢

  • @aubreyannpineda8414
    @aubreyannpineda8414 4 роки тому +3

    Alright, the secrets out.....
    At my school, there’s a couch, 2 chairs with pillows, a coffee table, a full length mirror, and whole other room for the actual stalls....... I am not joking

  • @BubbleGoose0613
    @BubbleGoose0613 4 роки тому +260

    I've been a girl for a whopping 18 years and I've never in my life seen a couch in a women's bathroom 🤔🤨

    • @alextheangel9398
      @alextheangel9398 4 роки тому +8

      Ive been a girl for my entire life

    • @kiwilord0717
      @kiwilord0717 4 роки тому +4

      SAME😀 FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME😃😁

    • @genius2655
      @genius2655 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @dogabilici1415
      @dogabilici1415 4 роки тому +2

      Me to

    • @devilchicken4794
      @devilchicken4794 4 роки тому

      I don’t think couches in bathrooms are that common, because I’ve also never seen that

  • @pirate_girlll7477
    @pirate_girlll7477 5 років тому +161

    Someone: calling me a dude on internet.
    Me: DiD U lOoK aT mY NaMe?!?!

    • @peepawliliavanrouge
      @peepawliliavanrouge 5 років тому +4

      Well that sucks, but that hasn't happened to me yet though

    • @ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520
      @ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520 5 років тому +9

      @@peepawliliavanrouge You are one lucky guy.

    • @jencannon3048
      @jencannon3048 5 років тому +5

      i call everyone a dude- but i cant blame someone if they dont know- my pfp is a dude

    • @itsgrayson6777
      @itsgrayson6777 5 років тому +4

      Lol I call everyone dude, and man, 😂

    • @peepawliliavanrouge
      @peepawliliavanrouge 5 років тому +3

      @@ihopeyouhaveaniceday2520 Did you call me one lucky *guy* on purpose, as a joke, or was it by habit? lol

  • @poopfart6766
    @poopfart6766 5 років тому +349

    I thought the title said: Struggles girls understand except I’m gay

  • @catraapplesaucemeowmeow-ra6772
    @catraapplesaucemeowmeow-ra6772 4 роки тому +6

    Me: **starts video**
    **sees picture of ‘Suki**
    Oh, C’mon KyLe!
    Who’s.. Kyle?
    I don’t even know a Kyle....!
    Uh....
    What? WHO iS KYLE!?!

  • @Cheiriko
    @Cheiriko 4 роки тому +163

    2:52
    “This is what the girls restroom looks like, and this is what the guys restroom looks like”
    It’s not my fault y’all make it gross 😂

    • @imafvckingqueen8724
      @imafvckingqueen8724 4 роки тому

      It's just their GROSS personality
      I wish we could change it!

    • @2eryth
      @2eryth 4 роки тому

      In my school they are all the same ':^

    • @weebhub6229
      @weebhub6229 4 роки тому

      Why is it real

    • @adrestiaa_5320
      @adrestiaa_5320 4 роки тому

      I...
      Have actually been to a guys restroom...
      When i was a kid XD
      It depends really I've been to dirty ones and clean ones da end :>

  • @tgegalacticempire6716
    @tgegalacticempire6716 5 років тому +51

    2 months ago my dog, his name was Cheeto and he was a chihuahua, died, bijou mike helped me through those dark times. I just wanted to say thank you Bijuu Mike.

  • @momofmeowmeows
    @momofmeowmeows 4 роки тому +200

    "I never sat in a bathroom"
    So you never sat on a toilet?!

    • @MadameLucario
      @MadameLucario 4 роки тому +7

      I mean, some people do that weird like hover over the toilet I think? So I guess some people really have never sat on a toilet lmao. Joking aside, I'm just as confused.

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein 4 роки тому +5

      You don’t understand, the boys bathroom is the definition of hell. You don’t sit on the toilets in there unless you’re not afraid to die in an instant. Only the most desperate of men, or just the toughest of them, have ever really sat on a toilet and used it that way within the world that is, the Men’s Room.

    • @MadameLucario
      @MadameLucario 4 роки тому +4

      @@KleinesStein To be fair, I feel like most public bathrooms where the staff just honestly do not give a flying fuck about cleaning it are a frightening sight to behold. But I will say, back when I used to work at a retail store and I was an SPS, I remember checking the bathrooms to make sure no one was hiding/loitering after store hours. When it was time to check the men's bathroom, I kid you not, one of the stalls had a big fucking shit smear on the floor next to the toilet. The same can be said for the women's bathroom when I found blood smeared on one of the stall walls at a later date in time so I can only imagine some woman was on their period and made that bathroom look like a crime scene. Public bathrooms are a nightmare depending on the place.

    • @digitaldrvgs
      @digitaldrvgs 4 роки тому +1

      @@KleinesStein but he said he's never sat in a bathroom, not just in a public bathroom. also this park near my house you have to use the mens because the girls is sooooo filthy all the time

    • @imafvckingqueen8724
      @imafvckingqueen8724 4 роки тому

      @@MadameLucario it's the life of a boy

  • @princesspea6483
    @princesspea6483 4 роки тому +5

    Dude is that a all might shirt :0 I LOVE MY HERO ACADEMIA

  • @ambivalentambiguity6435
    @ambivalentambiguity6435 5 років тому +179

    only girls bathrooms in big fancy places have couches in them. any common public bathroom wont have a couch and would be EXTREMELY dirty.

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 5 років тому +2

      Green Tee , where do you live?
      I live in a rinky dink, little hick ass town, and our bathrooms are quite clean. (usually)

    • @kawaiiunicorn9098
      @kawaiiunicorn9098 5 років тому +2

      Alex Shepard people take the bathrooms for granted that’s why they don’t care.

    • @alexxxanonymous8575
      @alexxxanonymous8575 5 років тому

      Kawaii Unicorn . I suppose. Most people are jerks, so I guess that makes sense.

    • @thumbrat
      @thumbrat 5 років тому

      Know the truth, spread the truth.

    • @ambivalentambiguity6435
      @ambivalentambiguity6435 5 років тому

      Gothic Otaku Trash I live in California and I've moved a lot because my dad used to be in the military and most public bathrooms I've been to are gross. :/

  • @heavensdoorofficial4977
    @heavensdoorofficial4977 5 років тому +332

    Meme: *when u accidentally sneeze*
    Boys: "EHHH?!"
    Me: *sobbing* "ITS SOO TRUE DAMMIT"

    • @isabellaweakliem24
      @isabellaweakliem24 5 років тому +11

      Why is that so true tho to be honest I think most of the boys at my school are more totally terrified of periods XDD

    • @heavensdoorofficial4977
      @heavensdoorofficial4977 5 років тому +9

      Isabella Cat bro yes same with me😂 all my friends as dudes and one of them treats me like a queen when I'm on it, and the other just fumbles around like a fish or of water afraid I'll kill him😂

    • @logancrofters7099
      @logancrofters7099 4 роки тому +2

      It is sooooo true😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lunaeruption948
      @lunaeruption948 4 роки тому +1

      Izuku Midoriya I feel you

    • @ei7758
      @ei7758 4 роки тому +1

      I dont hit girls when i am on my period because i feel there pain i only hit boys

  • @sebby4915
    @sebby4915 5 років тому +131

    *OMG* *YESSSS* when we sneeze it like a Niagara falls of blood

    • @TheRosakidd06
      @TheRosakidd06 5 років тому +3

      CAT NOIRRRRRRR!!!!!

    • @lydiasoares88
      @lydiasoares88 5 років тому +2

      Yep

    • @bayarmaapuntsag199
      @bayarmaapuntsag199 5 років тому +4

      Oh mah gawd I'm literally having my period right now.

    • @naammh1784
      @naammh1784 5 років тому +1

      @@bayarmaapuntsag199 oh god I'm sorry.. I hope you have a couch.. like iT woULd aCtuaLly hELp thO

    • @dartedleaf6944
      @dartedleaf6944 5 років тому +1

      Lol I started mines in the middle of school

  • @Hotpops-kl1er
    @Hotpops-kl1er 4 роки тому +3

    Everyone knows that we have couches in the bathroom we've been exposed 💀

  • @petermcdonald2435
    @petermcdonald2435 4 роки тому +239

    Me who doesn't wear makeup: wow some of these aren't that relatable.

  • @stabbytheunicorn4467
    @stabbytheunicorn4467 5 років тому +74

    I am a girl and
    my room is blue
    my eyes are blue
    I have a book that is blue
    I paint with the color blue I have a journal that's blue
    I have a pillow that's blue
    I have stuff animals that are blue
    biju mike is green
    scrub is green
    we both like anime
    I dont like pink or purple as much as I like blue
    the like button is blue
    * wait what!? *

  • @raes3742
    @raes3742 5 років тому +113

    1) I hate pink
    2) SOME restrooms have couches
    3) Periods are hell.

    • @lovegold3225
      @lovegold3225 5 років тому +4

      Satan himself to keep us humble.

    • @whoareyou3803
      @whoareyou3803 5 років тому +6

      We have period vending machines

    • @lovegold3225
      @lovegold3225 5 років тому +3

      To me I would feel awkward using one in public.

    • @rosetheeevee1216
      @rosetheeevee1216 5 років тому +3

      @Rae S same girl

    • @raes3742
      @raes3742 5 років тому

      @@whoareyou3803 Wdym?

  • @feliciaaritonang1679
    @feliciaaritonang1679 4 роки тому +4

    5:07 yeah, I'm a girl, and when I try to put on eyeliner it's like torture ya know,, it hurts my eye hoohoo

  • @l1v3laughl0v3
    @l1v3laughl0v3 5 років тому +3594

    I have a couch in my bathroom
    It's called a toilet
    Omg 92 likes? TYSM

  • @vilemugman
    @vilemugman 5 років тому +193

    Once I looked into the boy's bathroom for a dare....it honestly...HAD MIRRORS!

    • @Chappy64
      @Chappy64 5 років тому +7

      S
      SA
      SAM
      SAME
      SAM
      SA
      S

    • @recordlps
      @recordlps 5 років тому +1

      Poor boys

    • @vilemugman
      @vilemugman 5 років тому +4

      @@recordlps there was no one but the guy who dared me to look tbh

    • @recordlps
      @recordlps 5 років тому +2

      @@vilemugman No
      I meant poor them bc they have to see such a horrible image everyday

    • @vilemugman
      @vilemugman 5 років тому +2

      @@recordlps ohhhh

  • @chendahan7388
    @chendahan7388 5 років тому +76

    Bijuu trust me, the girl's bathroom is just as bad as the boy's. In my school I once found a freaking rat on the floor!

    • @Mothalas
      @Mothalas 5 років тому +1

      Lmao once i was forced to use a lockless stall

    • @thisishomee
      @thisishomee 5 років тому

      moonwalker chen what I don’t go to your school

    • @goofy_boy6976
      @goofy_boy6976 5 років тому

      I found a family of spiders in mah school

    • @aquasquidwardlol-1304
      @aquasquidwardlol-1304 5 років тому

      Creepy Crawly Death Dealers!!😨

    • @ohnoweregonnarockdowntoele119
      @ohnoweregonnarockdowntoele119 5 років тому

      They get to have little friends in the bathroom too that’s unfair

  • @mosie7016
    @mosie7016 4 роки тому +1

    your commentary made me laugh so hard, i almost choked on my eggroll and i had to pause the video to stop myself from laughing and dying

  • @asevi
    @asevi 5 років тому +37

    I'm a girl, and I've never heard of the *"legend"* that girls have couches in the bathrooms.. also..
    No, we don't have couches in our bathrooms, otherwise, I would've known about the "legend"

    • @christianawright4435
      @christianawright4435 5 років тому

      • koff • some do, lots of bathrooms for girls have couches

    • @asevi
      @asevi 5 років тому +2

      @@christianawright4435 Oof, well, I've never seen couches in bathrooms, so I'm only speaking based on my experiences.
      Thanks anyways!

    • @Bee-ko9jp
      @Bee-ko9jp 5 років тому

      @@asevi same

  • @XyKiko
    @XyKiko 5 років тому +42

    Bijuu: "girls have couches in the bathroom.
    Me: oh crap he found out abort mission-

  • @EdibleWallpaper
    @EdibleWallpaper 5 років тому +39

    bijuu: **goes off wondering how strapless bras stay up**
    me: **pained laughter** THEY DONT.

    • @emily5476
      @emily5476 5 років тому

      Is that a homestuck refrence?

    • @EdibleWallpaper
      @EdibleWallpaper 5 років тому +1

      @@emily5476 no its me telling the truth. strapless bras literally never stay up

    • @avalarossa9640
      @avalarossa9640 5 років тому +1

      one time, I was in dance class and I wore one for a performance and we used to do jumping Jack's......let's just say I had a new skirt by the end of class:,)

    • @Biggie_H
      @Biggie_H 5 років тому +1

      So true 😂✌🏻

    • @acy4259
      @acy4259 5 років тому +1

      I don't have boobs can't relate ( hello I am a female )