"Girls Secrets" that Guys don't know about with LaurenzSide

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 6 тис.

  • @BijuuMike
    @BijuuMike  5 років тому +2429

    Don't forget to check out the video we did on Laurens Channel! ua-cam.com/video/5qg3FkqEwQc/v-deo.html

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 5 років тому +1716

    This was a collab that caught me off gaurd

    • @Deadbyte-wn8kc
      @Deadbyte-wn8kc 5 років тому +15

      I was gonna say that i didnt wanna like cuz 69 BUT SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT ANYWAY

    • @oikawasmilkbread478
      @oikawasmilkbread478 5 років тому +11

      I have nothing to say but I wanted to be the second comment😅

    • @teaginkaffenberger3000
      @teaginkaffenberger3000 5 років тому +1

      Same though.

    • @antholojade
      @antholojade 5 років тому

      Kawber me too

    • @earthwormsally3006
      @earthwormsally3006 5 років тому +3

      @@Deadbyte-wn8kc I would've ruined it on purpose cause I'm a Bad person, but this comment is almost at 240 likes

  • @banjofrog1218
    @banjofrog1218 5 років тому +6101

    The couches are for early moms to sit and breastfeed their children

    • @audreyblocher3664
      @audreyblocher3664 5 років тому +630

      wow....someone who actually knows thing in the comments good job

    • @ahiakwneke
      @ahiakwneke 5 років тому +265

      @Emma Bannister I'm sorry,but how did you get fed as a baby? It's normal

    • @marsbarr4144
      @marsbarr4144 5 років тому +37

      What.............

    • @supercookiegameuse2634
      @supercookiegameuse2634 5 років тому +96

      .... We don't have those in France... ;-;

    • @gachacat102
      @gachacat102 5 років тому +317

      Arent they Also for pregnant womens? It must be heavy to carry a baby for 9 months non-stop

  • @silvershademusic
    @silvershademusic 5 років тому +3791

    I only put my hair on the shower wall cuz i cant get it off my fingers any other way 😂

  • @bonbuilder3256
    @bonbuilder3256 4 роки тому +693

    Bijuu Mike: *I always wondered why girls never blink*
    Me: *Starts blinking rapidly*

    • @planet_trapss
      @planet_trapss 4 роки тому +5

      Mood-

    • @mibowser1494
      @mibowser1494 4 роки тому +11

      one time I didn't blink for 10 minutes

    • @rubenchen8693
      @rubenchen8693 4 роки тому +7

      I have this weird habit of blinking rapidly

    • @cantaloupe12
      @cantaloupe12 4 роки тому +7

      @@mibowser1494 Same I usually zone off and then realize.My family asks why I stare with my mouth open.Usually because im curious and have alot of questions in my head.

    • @mibowser1494
      @mibowser1494 4 роки тому +3

      @Wäffle Toäster exactly

  • @clarppink
    @clarppink 5 років тому +759

    Bijuu Mike : Are girls lizards??
    Attention all ladies: The secret’s out he got onto us

    • @strangerthingsfanthatsalso601
      @strangerthingsfanthatsalso601 5 років тому +42

      We must get rid of him. No one else must know.

    • @danyelPitmon
      @danyelPitmon 4 роки тому +22

      Vocal Heart so who is hired assassin to take him out don’t say did you keep secret on who the killer will be

    • @mistyclark9853
      @mistyclark9853 4 роки тому +24

      *whamen secrets Revaluation begin*

    • @AveryWillim
      @AveryWillim 4 роки тому +18

      Who told?

    • @abpg66
      @abpg66 4 роки тому +13

      Avery I think it was Emma

  • @username-fx8pe
    @username-fx8pe 4 роки тому +2002

    Guys: why can’t you just hold your period?
    Girls: *grabs knife slashes arm*
    Why can’t you hold your gash?

    • @grannynormasleftoe7959
      @grannynormasleftoe7959 4 роки тому +42

      dErp PiGeoN27 ikr I just started lol

    • @InactiveTwig
      @InactiveTwig 4 роки тому +66

      *slow claps*

    • @type-1-awesome499
      @type-1-awesome499 4 роки тому +108

      dErp PiGeoN27
      Guys: are you ok should you see a doctor
      Girls: yes I’m fine
      Guys: are you sure want to go in public like that
      Girls: 1.EXCUSE ME 2. Do you want to go to the store and buy pads, tampons, and female underwear. No no you don’t
      Edit OMG 20 Likes I usually get zero thank u guys :)

    • @DasherDF
      @DasherDF 4 роки тому +44

      @@grannynormasleftoe7959 i started when I was 10, and on Christmas ಠ_ಠ

    • @grannynormasleftoe7959
      @grannynormasleftoe7959 4 роки тому +27

      Vaggie Motha i had my first when I was nine ಠ_ಠ I started two days before my bday

  • @grumpygato99
    @grumpygato99 4 роки тому +110

    I remember one boy at my old school always complained about the lack of mirrors in the boys bathroom. he was a makeup artist and near the end of the year he would just occasionally walk in the girls bathroom to check his makeup if that was the best solution and it was only girls in our grade there. we didnt care, we agreed ages ago he was the boy we all felt most comfortable with. I hear he's running for Prom Queen nowadays

  • @eszterszabo3577
    @eszterszabo3577 5 років тому +476

    Lauren pronounce it hwamen ( like Bob Ross saying titanium hwight)

    • @yooseul__
      @yooseul__ 5 років тому +14

      Playlist Person
      *Intense brush hitting sounds”

    • @skydog0_038
      @skydog0_038 5 років тому +2

      @Playlist Person lol

    • @skydog0_038
      @skydog0_038 5 років тому +1

      @@yooseul__ xd

    • @skydog0_038
      @skydog0_038 5 років тому +1

      true lol

    • @eszterszabo3577
      @eszterszabo3577 5 років тому +2

      Thank you for the likes❤️

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 5 років тому +1126

    "Today we create gender equality with this silly little quiz." _-Buzzfeed_

    • @aggelossourelis1040
      @aggelossourelis1040 5 років тому +33

      Gender equality, you say?
      *KAZUMA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

    • @onyxlol1404
      @onyxlol1404 5 років тому +10

      You see, being a gender fluid person has its benefits. I can side with either gender and not be considered sexist or offensive.

    • @onyxlol1404
      @onyxlol1404 5 років тому +3

      @Bodrul Jamal Yeah, I know. Though gender equality would be pretty nice. ;--;

    • @cogniferous2537
      @cogniferous2537 5 років тому

      @@onyxlol1404 So are you a gender fluid boy or a gender fluid girl?

    • @onyxlol1404
      @onyxlol1404 5 років тому +4

      @@cogniferous2537 I was born female, but I prefer not to have any pronouns. ;)

  • @meansnowflake
    @meansnowflake 5 років тому +852

    Mike: Can't you just hold it?
    Every girl that has started their period: NOOOO

    • @emilythezeldafan848
      @emilythezeldafan848 4 роки тому +21

      how can I like 1000 times

    • @imagofuckagorrilla3531
      @imagofuckagorrilla3531 4 роки тому +19

      And the one that still haven't got it yet
      I HAVE ALL POWER
      when it hits
      STILL HAVE ALL THE POWER

    • @chee3930
      @chee3930 4 роки тому +7

      Flip flip flip flip flip I'm a girl *TEN* year old girl danm I tried not to say it

    • @Dr.ShadowC
      @Dr.ShadowC 4 роки тому +2

      Lol yep

    • @-nikki-695
      @-nikki-695 4 роки тому +4

      The truth in this comment

  • @salad608
    @salad608 4 роки тому +373

    Bijuu Mike: can't you hold your period
    Me: oh my frick

  • @coolgirlsoda
    @coolgirlsoda 5 років тому +370

    "I've always wondered why women don't blink"
    Lauren: *blinks every five seconds*

    • @HeraRose
      @HeraRose 4 роки тому +6

      leather_ Crows women actually blink more times on average then men 😂

    • @-online-reshaleie6677
      @-online-reshaleie6677 4 роки тому +2

      @@HeraRose I don't

    • @HeraRose
      @HeraRose 4 роки тому +1

      -ONLINE- ØRËØS Haleie its just on average.

    • @mikudayoooooo
      @mikudayoooooo 4 роки тому +2

      now you got me *manually blinking* bro

    • @cyruszzz4836
      @cyruszzz4836 4 роки тому

      Two*

  • @x6hana
    @x6hana 5 років тому +2314

    When you're a girl and never seen a couch in a girl's bathroom

    • @strawberrysmiles44
      @strawberrysmiles44 5 років тому +35

      Fr tho im confusion

    • @zenoviareyes5159
      @zenoviareyes5159 5 років тому +109

      Strawberry Smiles The couches are for women to breastfeed their children. The couches are only in bathrooms of nice places, for example, some churches or a wedding (like Lauren said). You wouldn’t find a couch in a fast food restaurant or a school.

    • @strawberrysmiles44
      @strawberrysmiles44 5 років тому +14

      @@zenoviareyes5159 Oh thank you!

    • @ThatOneLadyOverHere
      @ThatOneLadyOverHere 5 років тому +22

      I've seen them in large malls, like the bathrooms in one of the large stores.

    • @gothic_ace2037
      @gothic_ace2037 5 років тому +9

      I see them in some restaurants and i think i saw one in a movie theater once

  • @sushicat3576
    @sushicat3576 5 років тому +348

    Mike: Whamin!
    Lauren: *Struggling to say whamin*

  • @i_do_random_stuff
    @i_do_random_stuff 4 роки тому +80

    Literally right after he said “I’ve always wondered why girls never blink” I blinked

  • @smw_marytime6692
    @smw_marytime6692 5 років тому +2136

    Mike: Can't you hold it?
    Every girl in the comment section: *facepalm*

  • @cease842
    @cease842 5 років тому +306

    Those times when you ask for a trim and they cut off like 6 inches of your hair

    • @thehoodrivervbz
      @thehoodrivervbz 5 років тому +3

      ViViSenpai ViViChan I know right

    • @お茶-r9t
      @お茶-r9t 5 років тому +3

      True

    • @AB-jt4rs
      @AB-jt4rs 5 років тому +5

      They actually only cut 1 inch but girls just cant understand that an inch is not the same as a milimetre

    • @Madame_Penty
      @Madame_Penty 5 років тому +7

      Funny enough. When I get my haircut. When I ask for a trim. They LOWKEY ask me how much that is to me. It's sooo nice :3

    • @miathedork
      @miathedork 5 років тому +1

      Peppa Pig, i Don’t think you should assume no one’s ever had a botched haircut and I can understand that they may feel dramatically about their trim but you shouldn’t say that no one’s ever had there hair cut way more than expected.

  • @frogfrog505
    @frogfrog505 4 роки тому +286

    Mike: Can’t you just hold it?
    Lauren: *laughs*

    • @EmilyMedlin
      @EmilyMedlin 4 роки тому +5

      Hold it?.. Are you human.-.

    • @saysay3036
      @saysay3036 4 роки тому

      100 LIKE ON THIS COMMENT!!

    • @justcats22theonce95
      @justcats22theonce95 4 роки тому +6

      *Forces Mike to play ddlc again* " can't you just hold your tears?"

  • @ninasukacz4802
    @ninasukacz4802 4 роки тому +603

    Bijuu: Can't you just hold it?
    *No girl liked that*

    • @ninasukacz4802
      @ninasukacz4802 4 роки тому +18

      @Not dave don't they teach that shit in class lol?

    • @ninasukacz4802
      @ninasukacz4802 4 роки тому +7

      @A Random Dude Sheesh what country rip

    • @ninasukacz4802
      @ninasukacz4802 4 роки тому +2

      @A Random Dude makes sense then lol, anyway sorry for the assumption 😬 but no, it can't be held lmao 😂

    • @kawaiipotato2505
      @kawaiipotato2505 4 роки тому +8

      A Random Dude That might just be a you thing. In my health class, everyone learned the same things, and we covered the biology of all genders. So it’s not illegal in America, just some classes cover it separately.

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 4 роки тому +9

      Yesss I wish you could hold it in!

  • @ironman-uc7ek
    @ironman-uc7ek 5 років тому +1515

    If there was couches in the boy's bathroom it will probaly get destroyed after less than a week...

    • @fnaf_love4rp402
      @fnaf_love4rp402 5 років тому +41

      Lol sad true but I'm a wamen

    • @midanChaos
      @midanChaos 5 років тому +8

      thats so true lol xD

    • @Supergamer2011
      @Supergamer2011 5 років тому +2

      Meh

    • @oikawasmilkbread478
      @oikawasmilkbread478 5 років тому +37

      The couches in the female bathroom are for breast-feeding😐

    • @kitlindberg127
      @kitlindberg127 5 років тому +8

      @@oikawasmilkbread478 in Denmark, Odense at least where I live we have something like that but its not so much a couch and more like a bench

  • @Caitluz
    @Caitluz 5 років тому +596

    I've literally never seen a sofa in the girl's bathroom! I don't know if it's because they don't have them in Wales/England, or because shop's and restaurants that I go to just don't have them

  • @thatoneweeb.-.9548
    @thatoneweeb.-.9548 5 років тому +1493

    Biju mike: are girls lizards?
    Me: oh no..... he’s onto us

    • @HalaNixNyx
      @HalaNixNyx 5 років тому +24

      but im a girl and im a wolf wait that means im a wolflizzard

    • @ace-is-trying8977
      @ace-is-trying8977 5 років тому +37

      Ok every girl, time to rise up and show the world how glorious we are being lizards!

    • @HalaNixNyx
      @HalaNixNyx 5 років тому +14

      @@ace-is-trying8977 yess

    • @enderthefox2093
      @enderthefox2093 5 років тому +17

      Eloise Myers fabulous scales

    • @ace-is-trying8977
      @ace-is-trying8977 5 років тому +11

      @@enderthefox2093 most fab scales

  • @saltedlemons5908
    @saltedlemons5908 4 роки тому +344

    Mike: "can't you just hold it"
    No, if we could, we would

  • @ameliaaa0606
    @ameliaaa0606 5 років тому +595

    Lauren: Maybe they’ll pee on it
    Bijuu Mike: Good point
    *Wait what?!*

    • @jenniferowen2801
      @jenniferowen2801 5 років тому +20

      Be a janitor for a school. You see a lot of stuff in those bathrooms and not just the Boys.

    • @metalsonic7344
      @metalsonic7344 5 років тому +19

      Jennifer Owen, stuff in the bathroom and not just the boys...
      *Wait*

    • @SabreSouls
      @SabreSouls 5 років тому +9

      Im a boy and i understand why

    • @marie.mohamed
      @marie.mohamed 5 років тому +5

      @@jenniferowen2801 i can confirm but never be a janitor at school those washrooms horrible i always found s*** on the walls

    • @lespoon5392
      @lespoon5392 5 років тому +3

      Last school year some guys got piss and soap all over the restroom, I'm in high school

  • @violetamorales2079
    @violetamorales2079 5 років тому +2035

    *is a girl*
    Wait there's couches in bathroom?

  • @strawb._.m1lk
    @strawb._.m1lk 5 років тому +1796

    Im a whamen and ive NEVER EVER had a couch in a bathroom
    Edit : im from the UK thats probably why 😂

    • @mintmacha9186
      @mintmacha9186 5 років тому +44

      PREACH GURL SPILLING THE WORD OF BATHROOMS 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @yumichan3256
      @yumichan3256 5 років тому +22

      Daisy galaxy I’m French and same

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz 5 років тому +24

      Same
      At least I've never seen it

    • @daveclark6387
      @daveclark6387 5 років тому +21

      Stop hiding youre secrets whamen

    • @farrahreed4250
      @farrahreed4250 5 років тому +6

      Same

  • @feefeefnaf8259
    @feefeefnaf8259 4 роки тому +79

    “I am the REAL LIFE weeman, wooman, wamanz”
    -Lauren 2019
    (Beautiful squidward falls gracefully)

  • @jessicathompson5891
    @jessicathompson5891 5 років тому +563

    The couches are for breastfeeding mothers so that the can hold their baby better

    • @abdcefg1232
      @abdcefg1232 5 років тому +5

      That’s what I thought too 😂

    • @vermyn_vern5315
      @vermyn_vern5315 5 років тому +9

      Wait really? I just thought it was like, so the ladies can sit while waiting

    • @caughtinyourtrance
      @caughtinyourtrance 5 років тому +7

      Apparently in the UK, males can breastfeed in 2021 :P So men will get couches too idk hopefully they do not that I am a man lol 😆

    • @jaddyman_
      @jaddyman_ 5 років тому

      Wait why doesn't the guys get one for the guys to breast feed (I'm just kidding I'm not dumb)

    • @Leepatyme
      @Leepatyme 5 років тому +1

      Also for pregnant women

  • @AnahhhAnimates
    @AnahhhAnimates 4 роки тому +381

    " men sometimes has woman hair in..odd places "
    Me and my theatre cult: kInKy

  • @grometheus4556
    @grometheus4556 5 років тому +379

    "I've always wondered why girls don't blink." - Bijuu Mike

    • @Ceo_OfRarepairs
      @Ceo_OfRarepairs 5 років тому +9

      And I've always wondered why Eric William Morris doesn't blink...

    • @ayquainky130
      @ayquainky130 5 років тому +12

      I don’t blink because I’m a lizard

    • @fgc7596
      @fgc7596 5 років тому +8

      Did you know girls blink twice as much more than a boy does?

    • @Mawfet
      @Mawfet 5 років тому +6

      @@ayquainky130 STOP GIVING US AWAY

    • @RedRose-xe5qq
      @RedRose-xe5qq 4 роки тому +2

      @Laila Fugate i cant last 5 seconds.

  • @jazleneborke9883
    @jazleneborke9883 4 роки тому +238

    I went to a wedding, and there was a whole living room area in the bathroom

  • @FowlsNest
    @FowlsNest 5 років тому +696

    Problems only wahmens understand: Don't you hate when your egg rips out your uterus as it leaves and causes you to bleed?

    • @random_person8802
      @random_person8802 5 років тому +40

      Simple way: period?
      Sorry had to say it, I hate it tho

    • @chocomilk2529
      @chocomilk2529 5 років тому +9

      уσσ ∂υ∂є кєєρ ιт ρg

    • @chocomilk2529
      @chocomilk2529 5 років тому +10

      @Lucky Tutorials мнм αℓѕσ ι нανєηт gσттєη му ρєяισ∂ уєт αη∂ ησω ι'м ѕ¢αяє∂ ℓσℓ (му кιяιѕнιмα ¢нιℓ∂)

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 5 років тому +22

      @@chocomilk2529 you should be scared.
      It's AWFUL.
      Be prepared, young one.

    • @jahzara2431
      @jahzara2431 5 років тому +5

      yes... im on it right now i was just changing im gonna sleep now.

  • @iio3.kamera
    @iio3.kamera 4 роки тому +142

    Some People:
    "It's Hammer Time."
    Bijuu Mike:
    "It's lizard time."

    • @XurAziX
      @XurAziX 4 роки тому +2

      Jacksepticye: It's meme time
      😂
      Interesting comment section.The comment is from 4 months ago and divide that by 2 and you get 2.And that is the number in the comment section(2 hours,2 months).Tryna dound smart lol.

    • @wafflewolf498
      @wafflewolf498 4 роки тому +2

      @Nadia x Luv
      YES YES AND YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

    • @Yes-di2ln
      @Yes-di2ln 4 роки тому +2

      And now
      “Its corona time”

    • @no-ob6xp
      @no-ob6xp 3 роки тому

      Idk what to say lol
      I just wanted to be the 5th reply

  • @BargainBoxJB
    @BargainBoxJB 5 років тому +290

    "They're probably worried theyll pee on it"
    Me: *Drinking Hawaiian punch*
    Me: *CHOKES*

  • @cats4life147
    @cats4life147 4 роки тому +155

    Girls go to washroom together cuz:
    Hermione got attacked by a troll
    Myrtle died
    Ginny got abducted and
    Katie was cursed

  • @ilyssahunt2529
    @ilyssahunt2529 5 років тому +1201

    Reasons females never go to the bathroom alone:
    1: Myrtle Died
    2: Hermionie was attacked by a troll
    3: Ginny has a whole crazy story to do with the bathroom which almost resulted in her dying
    4: Katie was cursed (sorry I forgot to add that originally)
    Like if these are the reasons you always take a friend
    edit: OMG tysm for so many likes!!!!!!
    By the way lots of people are saying I stole this off other places, I never meant it to be original content I commented it because I saw it and I decided I liked reading it, so I wanted to let other people see it that haven't already. I'm not trying to take this as my own when it is not, I am just showing more people something I find entertaining and cool. So please stop hating about the fact that it isn't original. I never meant for it to be.

  • @kayleighrose
    @kayleighrose 5 років тому +202

    "Can you just hold it?"
    Me: **triggered**

    • @urmomlol1022
      @urmomlol1022 5 років тому

      Kayleigh Rose R u army if u are JHOOoOOOoOOPE and ARMYYyYyYyYyyYy

    • @alyssabrooke5638
      @alyssabrooke5638 5 років тому

      ARMY!!!!

    • @kayleighrose
      @kayleighrose 5 років тому +3

      Please stop just replying with "army" ;-;

    • @alyssabrooke5638
      @alyssabrooke5638 5 років тому

      I'm replying to Jimena. and I can reply with whatever I choose to.

    • @kayleighrose
      @kayleighrose 5 років тому +5

      @@alyssabrooke5638 sorry if I came across rude. I just get a lot of replies like that and it kind of annoys me because it's as if what I said doesn't matter. I apologise.

  • @ellbell585
    @ellbell585 5 років тому +195

    Mike: are girls lizards?!?!?
    Me: you're a lizard Mary.

  • @stablekat5011
    @stablekat5011 4 роки тому +45

    “Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?”
    Hermonie: *am I a joke to you*

  • @strawberrythefairy323
    @strawberrythefairy323 4 роки тому +127

    "Can you just hold it in?" Someone clearly doesnt know what a period is!!!! You cant just hold it in like pee, we have no control over it at all!!!!

    • @blooky2394
      @blooky2394 4 роки тому +14

      Because it FRIGGIN DOSENT COME FROM YOUR BLADDER GOD DAMMIT

    • @erin6439
      @erin6439 4 роки тому +5

      Me responding: “if I was to cut your arm off, would you be able to hold it in?”

    • @gamingwithsnow9110
      @gamingwithsnow9110 4 роки тому +1

      @@erin6439 Ik its random but dif you take that reply from a comment 3 months ago?

    • @Ryrrii
      @Ryrrii 4 роки тому +4

      Mike : "Can't you hold it?"
      Me : *Laughs*
      Also Me : *There's your answer.*

    • @meydana538
      @meydana538 4 роки тому +2

      A Random Dude Still it’s just uncomfortable, it doesn’t hurt you

  • @ravenwilson7498
    @ravenwilson7498 5 років тому +94

    NASA: "we found a new planet!"
    *meanwhile with Lauren and Mike*
    Lauren: "there's a couch in our bathroom."
    Mike: **shook**

  • @Soup13947
    @Soup13947 4 роки тому +680

    anyone else feel rlly uncomfortable when other people are laughing and talking to each other and your stall is in the middle of them...? no, just me?
    holy moly- i completely forgot about this comment until i checked my inbox and wow thats a lot of like! xD tyy

    • @imstinky4964
      @imstinky4964 4 роки тому +10

      R o s e h i p f a i r y meh this one time I was in the bathroom and my friends slammed the door opened and started talking to each other I felt so uncomfortable xD

    • @kvilhs211
      @kvilhs211 4 роки тому +4

      I feel sneaky but not guilty

    • @anaeliseianna
      @anaeliseianna 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, I just join in the convo.... Just me?

    • @runningwildwithkatie5361
      @runningwildwithkatie5361 4 роки тому +1

      Omg yes

    • @runningwildwithkatie5361
      @runningwildwithkatie5361 4 роки тому +4

      @@anaeliseianna yeah just you

  • @brigidnativio3772
    @brigidnativio3772 4 роки тому +111

    Nobody:
    Him in the description:
    A rAeL lIfE GiRl

  • @violetmoon2298
    @violetmoon2298 5 років тому +84

    ''maybe They're Worried Guys Will Pee On It"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kioyka
    @Kioyka 4 роки тому +144

    When the your two favourite colours/people “hate each other”.

  • @ExtraScaffolding
    @ExtraScaffolding 4 роки тому +138

    Mike : she’s also kinda my enemy
    Me : so female Gatcha Mike?

  • @idontknowyouatall6269
    @idontknowyouatall6269 4 роки тому +35

    It's actually true to have couches in bathrooms and another reason is when you get *CRAMPS*
    LIKE YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN CUZ U GOT BAD FEELINGS IN UR STOMACH

  • @audi8286
    @audi8286 4 роки тому +292

    Bijuu Mike: I wasn’t being a perv I swear!
    Also Bijuu Mike: *Has anime girl pictures in the background*
    *EDIT: GUYS IT’S A JOKE. STOP ATTACKING ME! 😅😔*

    • @mellowlemons22
      @mellowlemons22 4 роки тому +3

      Plxo Tato shh don’t worry about it

    • @tomfooIeryz
      @tomfooIeryz 4 роки тому +7

      NOT THE HENTEE!

    • @D1sturb3d.gh0u1
      @D1sturb3d.gh0u1 4 роки тому +3

      Got problems with that? It’s literally the same as wearing merchandise

    • @tomfooIeryz
      @tomfooIeryz 4 роки тому +5

      Firestar the Alpha I was joking if it wasn’t obvious

    • @coxonutz7101
      @coxonutz7101 4 роки тому +3

      You are getting attacked Guys Chillllll

  • @funnyweirdness1237
    @funnyweirdness1237 5 років тому +342

    Girls all go to the bathroom if their friend goes, and then they just sit there

    • @briannamorris4424
      @briannamorris4424 5 років тому +9

      funnyweirdness123 that’s why there are couches 😂

    • @Enderr_Mann
      @Enderr_Mann 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @gacharainbow2236
      @gacharainbow2236 5 років тому +5

      funnyweirdness123 and we talk there

    • @babiik4040
      @babiik4040 5 років тому +4

      And that’s why we 7th graders have to go individually and wait for them to come back-

    • @nomochord3364
      @nomochord3364 5 років тому +3

      It’s probably for early mothers for breastfeeding.

  • @cindyvega4935
    @cindyvega4935 4 роки тому +787

    Mike: Can't you hold it?
    Lauren: *im going to end your career*
    (You'll get it if ur mad on ur period)

    • @grannynormasleftoe7959
      @grannynormasleftoe7959 4 роки тому +6

      Cindy Vega I just started!

    • @type-1-awesome499
      @type-1-awesome499 4 роки тому +33

      Men: calm down your constantly mad at me constantly and you constantly want stuff just get it yourself
      Women: EXCUSE ME IM ON MY PERIOD SO EITHER A) LEAVE ME ALONE OR B) GET ME MY GOD DAMN HOMEY NUT CHEERIOS AND LET ME SUFFER IN PIECE

    • @rebekahc8442
      @rebekahc8442 4 роки тому +5

      @@type-1-awesome499 ahahahaa sooo quirky youre cringey shut up

    • @xy907
      @xy907 4 роки тому +1

      I am a bean •_• me too today 😖

    • @xy907
      @xy907 4 роки тому

      XXMysticXFaeX X haha

  • @arieden1015
    @arieden1015 4 роки тому +90

    "ArE gIrLs lIzArDs???"
    *Says the one with the green hair*

  • @kingpoke2934
    @kingpoke2934 5 років тому +84

    I’m a woman and I’ve never, EVER seen a couch in a bathroom

  • @urdad6144
    @urdad6144 5 років тому +162

    I’m sad I don’t have a couch in the girls bathroom at my school to be fair ceiling tiles have fallen on some of the kids’ heads soooo 😬😬😬

    • @coconutcat1755
      @coconutcat1755 5 років тому +1

      Yep

    • @brookeunikitty566
      @brookeunikitty566 5 років тому +7

      The couches are for Breast feeding...

    • @kennncheese435
      @kennncheese435 5 років тому +6

      Kay wolf Lover that’s because pregnant women probably wouldn’t be in your school.

    • @monkebae8367
      @monkebae8367 5 років тому +2

      Another reason you could use the couches is when I was 8 and my nephew was a newborn I would sit there and hold him while my sister would go to the bathroom he is three now and today I’m turning 11 😂

    • @zenoviareyes5159
      @zenoviareyes5159 5 років тому +2

      Kay wolf Lover Some of y’all don’t understand. They wouldn’t have couches in the bathrooms of schools because the couches are for moms to breastfeed their children. It’s obviously not going to be in a school. It’s mostly in nice places, like a wedding (like Lauren said) and some churches. You wouldn’t find one at a fast food restaurant or anything.

  • @numberletter1312
    @numberletter1312 5 років тому +417

    "when your boyfriend and or husband goes in the shower next"
    Oh no my boyfriend is showering with my husband again!

  • @anonymouslyme8193
    @anonymouslyme8193 4 роки тому +68

    When I had captions on when he said "woman",it translated to "famine"

    • @pearlescen
      @pearlescen 4 роки тому +6

      Kaylynn Flemons famine? More like women diet

    • @gossipgirl7978
      @gossipgirl7978 4 роки тому +2

      @@pearlescen sir/ma'am/(insert pronoun here) le people of Ireland were only able to eat potatos because they were easy to grow in our climate and 2. Britain really only let Irish people eat them but then in 1845 after Irish people started growing lumper potatos the potato blight came to Ireland the potato's started rotting and yeah we starved. People committed crimes to be sent to Australia or sneaking onto 'coffin' ships to be transported to NY so hence the big population of Americans with Irish heritage.(theres alot more but i am really lazy) so it ain't a woman diet cus tbh we don't have to eat rotten potatos.

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 4 роки тому +1

      i love farkle minkus more than i love shawn hunter
      “Famine” doesn’t automatically equal “the great famine” you sound like an idiot trying to correct people like that.

    • @anonymouslyme8193
      @anonymouslyme8193 4 роки тому +2

      @@SoybeanInTheMilk what?

    • @SoybeanInTheMilk
      @SoybeanInTheMilk 4 роки тому +1

      Kaylynn Flemons
      Is there a problem with what I said? If so, I beg of you to tell me whatever I have done wrong. although, you probably should have said so earlier madam.
      Since we are not on an application designed for talking back and fourth it is only proper for us to get all our thoughts across in the minimum of exchanges. meaning to avoid short responses such as “what?” In place of responses that let me and others in the future know what your concerns are.

  • @vermyn_vern5315
    @vermyn_vern5315 5 років тому +83

    My guy friend since grade 4, still my guy friend right now and we're in 7th grade, saw a red stain on my pants and carried me to the clinic
    He thought I had a wound and was bleeding to death but didn't wanna worry him... Yes, I was on my period

    • @nu5417
      @nu5417 4 роки тому +2

      I'm honestly surprised that a guy in 7th grade doesn't know about it because when I as in 5th grade, everybody knew about it and who had it ._.

    • @tiannacaldwell6388
      @tiannacaldwell6388 4 роки тому

      NOOOOO i literally got my period in school AHHHHHHH
      THE EMBARRASSMENT AHHHH

    • @Strawberry-yf2xr
      @Strawberry-yf2xr 4 роки тому

      Oh my god I’ve never bled through my pants but I can promise you that any of my guy friends would act all awkward (also 7th grade lmao)

    • @Elle-hu2vr
      @Elle-hu2vr 5 місяців тому

      @@Strawberry-yf2xrhow’s 11th grade going?

  • @tkzna
    @tkzna 5 років тому +417

    First thing I hear
    *w a m a n*

  • @Cryingg_onions
    @Cryingg_onions 5 років тому +176

    Bijuu Mike is secretly a girl That's why he knew about most of these

    • @Moonlight-mj5gv
      @Moonlight-mj5gv 5 років тому +1

      @@susannahpaulaski3138 r/whoosh

    • @electraheart3868
      @electraheart3868 5 років тому +1

      @@Moonlight-mj5gv this ain't reddit gorl

    • @Moonlight-mj5gv
      @Moonlight-mj5gv 5 років тому

      @@electraheart3868 Ehh Ima still do it :3

    • @electraheart3868
      @electraheart3868 5 років тому

      @@Moonlight-mj5gv Ehh okay :3

    • @MaddieOtto
      @MaddieOtto 5 років тому

      Susannah Paulaski lol wait, hang on, he’s married and he doesn’t know that girls can’t hold their periods?

  • @myokyuu
    @myokyuu 4 роки тому +39

    Omg I feel you...like legit, in our school, the girl’s bathroom has five stalls, while the boys have only two.
    The boys have to wait a long time...😂

    • @brookerr5720
      @brookerr5720 4 роки тому +2

      How would u know?? Lol I'm jk

    • @absolutegarbage4582
      @absolutegarbage4582 4 роки тому

      I needed to pee during gym once and the closest thing was the locker rooms, whatever. The urinals arent in the same area as the stalls, but you have to walk past them, and when I walked past them the stalls just D i d n t h a v e d o o r s and there was just this kid staring at them. I was really funny, but also, why the fuck-

  • @teaganlongwell502
    @teaganlongwell502 4 роки тому +37

    “Dang it I can relate to most of these.” This makes me think......

  • @midanChaos
    @midanChaos 5 років тому +160

    i already started and im diying of laughter
    im a girl and im just laughing

  • @mari-fi1gy
    @mari-fi1gy 5 років тому +410

    "When girls go to the bathroom together"
    *ashamed*
    *me and my friends used to go to the bathroom and used to just talk in different stalls*
    Edit: TYSM FOR 144 LIKES AAAA
    Edit: IM DYING I GOT 168 LIKES
    Edit: OMIGIGIGIFHHHSIDISHSH 302 LIEKSKSKEOSKZ
    Edit: 324 OMGMMGMG

    • @thatonecandor
      @thatonecandor 5 років тому +14

      *my friend walks in*
      Us: has *_FULL BLOWN 10 HOUR CONVERSATION_*

    • @gothgfmod
      @gothgfmod 5 років тому +4

      Yassssssss gurllll!!!

    • @lexifrood8692
      @lexifrood8692 5 років тому +2

      I still do that xD

    • @pearleaf3052
      @pearleaf3052 5 років тому +3

      Melanie SAME AND STILL DOING IT

    • @mari-fi1gy
      @mari-fi1gy 5 років тому +1

      HOLY I DIDNT NOTICE HOW MUCH LIKES OMG TYSM

  • @blackbeautysister3
    @blackbeautysister3 4 роки тому +25

    "cant you hold it? isnt it like going to the bathroom?" honey those are two different tubes XD

  • @Cubisticking
    @Cubisticking 5 років тому +26

    No one:
    BijuuMike: "What if *I* wanna sit down on a long day in the bathroom? I can't!"
    LaurenzSide: _"Maybe they are worried that guys will pee on it"_
    Honestly- Good point.

  • @thesavagegachabunny8220
    @thesavagegachabunny8220 5 років тому +210

    The person who disliked this video is probably David's moms(43 hating moms)
    Thank you for so many likes I NEVER got this manys

    • @iisliz
      @iisliz 5 років тому +5

      David has six moms

    • @moonbbxe
      @moonbbxe 5 років тому +2

      Lizzy No, he has seven. We don’t talk about her though......

    • @Luvlenaa
      @Luvlenaa 5 років тому +1

      The savage Gacha Bunny 24

    • @KittenPanda
      @KittenPanda 5 років тому

      Yep she made a ton of accounts just so she could dislike all of mikes vids...

    • @MarshallMelloooo
      @MarshallMelloooo 5 років тому +1

      33 moms

  • @noonebuteveryone1420
    @noonebuteveryone1420 5 років тому +111

    It’s so random hearing Lauren talk about like period stuff😂

  • @nayaalexander2263
    @nayaalexander2263 4 роки тому +38

    When I saw the thumbnail I was like "The struggle is real ;-;"

  • @lilymartin2630
    @lilymartin2630 5 років тому +81

    15:15 hold up hold up hold uppppp
    Is is just me or would lauren look really cute with chin length hair?

  • @666HYUCK
    @666HYUCK 5 років тому +45

    The debate of the couches will always be legendary!

  • @sillysausage1546
    @sillysausage1546 4 роки тому +329

    Lauren: oh and sometimes we have vanity’s
    Bijuu mike: we’re lucky if we have mirrors.
    Thanks for the likes everyone !

  • @Dr.Bansick
    @Dr.Bansick 4 роки тому +38

    Lauren: girls like to talk to each other in bathrooms
    Me: *being an introvert* wait thats illegal-

    • @mina_ashido1841
      @mina_ashido1841 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah unless it's just me and my bff like I ain't gonna speak a word

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 3 роки тому

      I refuse to leave my school washroom until EVERY STRANGER is gone.
      I once missed 30 minutes of gym and I think my teacher hates me.

  • @lunanescente2704
    @lunanescente2704 5 років тому +77

    oh my god the hair thing i thought like no one else did that 😂

    • @lor1111_
      @lor1111_ 4 роки тому +1

      Me too 😂😂😂

  • @sunwatr
    @sunwatr 5 років тому +88

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    Also me: I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE-

  • @iluvpinkfloyd08
    @iluvpinkfloyd08 5 років тому +143

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    Me: "omg Relatable"
    Me: *seeing the "girls going in boys bathroom" one*
    Also me: "again, relatable"

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому +5

      Can us men go to the womens then?

    • @iluvpinkfloyd08
      @iluvpinkfloyd08 5 років тому +7

      @@MoronBoshi I honestly don't see why not. We have stalls so it not like your gonna walk in and see pussy. So I mean, you could if the was a super long line at the men's room

    • @helpivefallenandicantgetup4234
      @helpivefallenandicantgetup4234 5 років тому

      Y'all weirdos lol and yes I'm a girl

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому

      @@iluvpinkfloyd08 Cool! Luckily, I have never had a long line to the bathroom.

    • @sillaybillay
      @sillaybillay 5 років тому

      Emma Williams THE DAREEES

  • @lu·cas-r4s
    @lu·cas-r4s 4 роки тому +79

    Bijuu: "can't u just hold it?"
    All girls: *ready to attack him*
    Me, a transboy: I feel u girls *grabs knife* T_T

    • @user-sl1lx9sw1x
      @user-sl1lx9sw1x 4 роки тому +4

      I like how this is a joke but people are going to attack you

    • @no_
      @no_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@user-sl1lx9sw1x why ?

    • @hihello1856
      @hihello1856 3 роки тому +4

      luna yea why?

    • @Lshap
      @Lshap 3 роки тому +5

      Ur valid

    • @olliepoplol
      @olliepoplol 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @baandersson2737
    @baandersson2737 4 роки тому +120

    "Can you hold it??"
    About as much as you can hold in the snot if you have a runny nose.
    Except you can't try to breathe it back in and yeah, I'm gonna stop the comparison there.

  • @qisu5765
    @qisu5765 5 років тому +115

    Plot twist: Waman all are lizards

  • @calilamirra9096
    @calilamirra9096 5 років тому +180

    When she said boyfriend AND/or husband at 6:31 I was like
    HOLD UP *AND*
    *AND*
    Edit: thanks for 50 likes! That is the most I've ever gotten!!! ❤❤❤

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 років тому +8

      Poly relationships exist.

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 років тому

      Cali Meuchel ?

    • @poisontippedsword3457
      @poisontippedsword3457 5 років тому +4

      Cali_ Cat She has to be inclusive, so she doesn’t leave anyone out. What’s with the “Still tho”

    • @minimumheight
      @minimumheight 5 років тому +3

      @@calilamirra9096 whats with the "still tho"?

    • @Ceo_OfRarepairs
      @Ceo_OfRarepairs 5 років тому +5

      @@poisontippedsword3457 as a polyamorous person, I appreciate her for this.

  • @M4D_F0XTR0T
    @M4D_F0XTR0T 4 роки тому +28

    Lauren: *reveals some girl secrets but keeps some girl’s secrets*
    Me: we must summon the council to see what they will do with you

  • @_classy_9448
    @_classy_9448 5 років тому +100

    Okay I thought- there were no couches in whamens bathrooms
    As a whamen
    However, I went to a hotel
    And there was, in fact
    A couch

    • @Idkigcandyfloss
      @Idkigcandyfloss 5 років тому +1

      Lucky

    • @IndependentOreo
      @IndependentOreo 5 років тому +2

      LeDangerNoodle are you papyrus?!?

    • @hunterphantomhive5723
      @hunterphantomhive5723 5 років тому

      They are for early moms to breastfeed their kids....
      I saw this in and other persons comment so thank you

  • @esthergoldfarb5373
    @esthergoldfarb5373 5 років тому +42

    When I’m on a party and don’t want to talk to people I just stay on my phone on the bathroom couch lol

  • @rivkavermeij
    @rivkavermeij 5 років тому +56

    I've never seen a couch in a toilet in my life, and I've never shared "the look" with someone, cause the cracks between the door and wall aren't big enough for that here...

  • @roo_j0713
    @roo_j0713 4 роки тому +7

    When he said that Lauren was his ENEMY I thought of an INTENSE BOYS VS. GIRLS LASER TAG MATCH.

  • @WIZURDD
    @WIZURDD 4 роки тому +93

    Mike: do girls go to the bathroom together because they have USB plugs in the back of their head and they send information to each other?
    Girls: he found us out we have to run

    • @Strawberry-yf2xr
      @Strawberry-yf2xr 4 роки тому +2

      Violet Star
      Honestly I go to the washroom with my friends because we can chat and it’s honestly kinda fun like “girls trip!!”

    • @WIZURDD
      @WIZURDD 4 роки тому +3

      Please Keep Me Anonymous
      Exactly it’s our tea spill time

    • @WIZURDD
      @WIZURDD 4 роки тому

      Happy_. ._Pills
      It’s time for us to leave, you coming?

    • @WIZURDD
      @WIZURDD 4 роки тому

      Happy_. ._Pills
      Ayyee let’s go

    • @WIZURDD
      @WIZURDD 4 роки тому

      Happy_. ._Pills
      It’s 9 PM where I am but I’ll make it as fast as I can

  • @VioletteGachaXx
    @VioletteGachaXx 4 роки тому +75

    As a girl, I've never seen a couch in a bathroom, but I have seen vanities

  • @sofialightningtiger167
    @sofialightningtiger167 5 років тому +61

    There’s never been any couches I’m the bathrooms I go into😂😂

  • @kimsuckjin1404
    @kimsuckjin1404 4 роки тому +11

    Im subbed to Lauren already.
    Lauren is a fun person.
    That’s why I’m subbed.

  • @patricksimpson4837
    @patricksimpson4837 5 років тому +226

    “Even if I was a manly man” WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED MEAN LAUREN

    • @tootsiefan111
      @tootsiefan111 5 років тому +3

      Colby is Awesome manly man meal of blue ramen

    • @cannibal_potato1728
      @cannibal_potato1728 5 років тому +2

      I love how when you reply it first says Colby is awsome XD

    • @urmum884
      @urmum884 5 років тому +3

      I subscribed because of your name 😀

    • @ihartkai1255
      @ihartkai1255 5 років тому +2

      Hey I’m a sam and Colby fan lol

    • @audreyloomis526
      @audreyloomis526 5 років тому +1

      Yeet on a stick same and you too! I love your name lil

  • @user-xh4ww7bg4m
    @user-xh4ww7bg4m 5 років тому +44

    1970: Flying cars?
    2019: WE CAN'T HOLD THE BLOOOOOOOOD

  • @allexchuu9822
    @allexchuu9822 5 років тому +67

    I get a notification from at the same time that I got the notification from her xDDD

  • @FirstLast-bi1fv
    @FirstLast-bi1fv 4 роки тому +14

    Bijuu: what about running out of toilet paper!?
    Frys during quarantine: am i a joke to you

  • @Styxios
    @Styxios 5 років тому +32

    0:19 when I have to do chores
    My schools stalls don't have locks
    Long story short a girl named Maddy kicked the door open and it hit my head

  • @TCB_Day
    @TCB_Day 5 років тому +50

    Wait, fancy places have couches?? Alright. I didn't know that

  • @littledino2735
    @littledino2735 5 років тому +26

    When you go to the restroom to talk about something important and you realize someone’s in the stall (•.•) “frick”

  • @akariizumi4221
    @akariizumi4221 4 роки тому +43

    once when I was in grade two, i secretly couldn't read, and I was in a new school, I accidentally went into the men's/boys washroom and I thauth that the urinal wat a water fountain and then a boy came in and asked what I was doing in there... I said I was in the "drinking room" were all the fountains were, and He ran out thinking I was a pervert, and then 2 minutes later, another guy comes in and tells me this was the boys washroom.. I ran out crying and called home saying that I threw up and it hurt my gut. then when I got home I told her what happened and then she brought me back to school, and I never used the washroom in a school ever since that very day... THE SAME GUY HAS BEEN BULLYING ME EVER SINCE AND I'M IN GRADE 12!!!

    • @astridl5907
      @astridl5907 4 роки тому +5

      Aw that sucks

    • @thatrandomperson5144
      @thatrandomperson5144 4 роки тому +4

      ... how do you even react to this O-O

    • @lyvina77
      @lyvina77 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahah..... Eheheheh.....
      So is it much more terrifying instead of hearing an old lady's voice in the bathroom singing a song?
      My friend checked every stall no one was there, the door was going to shut close, she ran to the door opened it and ran out, she was lucky she was alive, and you are lucky it wasnt terrifying for real (happened at Grade 1)

    • @user-sl1lx9sw1x
      @user-sl1lx9sw1x 4 роки тому

      @@lyvina77 Yes

  • @idontlikebluecheese1361
    @idontlikebluecheese1361 5 років тому +24

    “Can you hold it?” (Period talk)
    Me: THEY ARE DIFFERENT PLACESSSSSS

  • @Sar4zu
    @Sar4zu 4 роки тому +76

    Bijuu: “I have a bone to pick with all Whamen”
    Me, a proud non-binary: ( ̄▽ ̄)

    • @softierobinvods
      @softierobinvods 4 роки тому +7

      I'm happy for you 😃 I'm pansexual so i look past the gender stereotypes and general genders and see them for who they are

    • @isla.luvs.skellies
      @isla.luvs.skellies 4 роки тому +1

      @@softierobinvods hey im unsure if pans and bis' are the same. If not can you tell me their differences..?

    • @softierobinvods
      @softierobinvods 4 роки тому +6

      @@isla.luvs.skellies pan is where u like all genders, like trans, nb, ace etc.
      bi is just male/female

    • @lmao-rh3ey
      @lmao-rh3ey 4 роки тому

      Hehe lol

    • @lmao-rh3ey
      @lmao-rh3ey 4 роки тому

      @@isla.luvs.skellies yeah bi is when you like men and women and pan is where you can like all genders, even inanimate objects

  • @itonlygetsstranger753
    @itonlygetsstranger753 5 років тому +138

    Hewo Clarence Abuser and Bread Qween
    Wooooooahhh what if you did a colab with JESSII VEE!!!
    Like if you agree, (I'm not forcing you)
    Also he needs to do some Stranger Things relatable Content!
    WE NEED MORE MILEVEN! 👏👏👏

  • @iamkooma5982
    @iamkooma5982 4 роки тому +55

    Mike: Can’t you hold it?
    Me: I wish... actually probably not that sounds like it would hurt.
    *(I know I’m late, so I don’t care if I don’t get many likes)*