I love how Bowl usually dominates most passive-agressive exchanges he has, however, Spermacist straight up just...."wins" most of their exchanges. Truly a great addition to the cast.
Spermacist is The Unstoppable Force, and we are yet to meet The Immivable Object (might be Harry, who has been missing from action for a while, gathering intel, no doubt)
@@bluestrategist9aby540Harry was probably assassinated by the Emus because he was too much of a threat, but he also probably revived himself in his perfect AI mind as a robot ready to get revenge for the destruction of his flesh body
The Spermacist feels like an old Metal Gear boss. He monolouges about insane things in such a serious way. This video in particular is a great example, as at the beginning, with Caffeina being the Snake expy, mostly just reacting to what Spermacist says, and the jarring live-action photos thrown in. Edit: This man is the greatest intellectual of our time. He just doesn't miss.
Expand on murder-hornets, please. If insects are a part of this plan too I'll have to consider strengthening my alliance with ants and reestablishing Arachnid Council.
You fool, pretending to help someone against an enemy invasion is one of the classic tactic used to invade another enemy. The ants are obviously working with the murder hornets. This is why they create tunnels: to funnel ressources from assimilated countries back to the base. Arachnid are known to not involve themself in politics, and would be of little help in this situation. No, what you need is forging ties with the bats: they strike under the cover of night with great precision - Notabat Wayne
Yea I’ve seen those guys in france Edit: Imma elaborate, I saw and *caught* one myself. It was the size of my finger. Luckily it was dying so I just grabbed it by the wings and placed it in a spider nest. Still changed my walking route tho.
@aquadraws5833 Uh-huh. So their mere presence forced you to change your usual route. Hornet danger can effectively create desolate areas even in busy districts and redirect pedestrian traffic. I don't have enough information to determine whether it's to prepare for covert operations in such areas or to worsen traffic in chokepoints which are easily overwhelmed by panicking crowd. Will have to piece togeether more hornet interrogation reports, your contribution is welcome. In any case, murder hornets seem to herd us to or from specific locations. What was near your previous route? How does new one differ?
@@mr.textwall5327 my previous route went through the forest in my home (I found the hornet at the exit street, where the forest ends and street begins if that makes sense) I started using the cemetery route instead. I also made a report after I found the hornet. My hands were a little shaky ngl 😅
@@mr.textwall5327 The thing even if you kill them there corpse's are still a hazard since if someone steps on them they can still get stung. Practically speaking killing a swarm of them would cover the area with poisonous spikes.
Its still surprising to me how Australians lost to EMUS. They obviously had a whole array of weapons that they could use, but to be fair… emus are very strong.
@@LaCabraAsada Nah nah mate. We strayans still all have the placenta and boob things definitely. Just doing normal opposable thumb stuff with the rest of you stupid humoids. Completely not infiltrated or you know whatever.
Sadly, Spermacist lacks one key component. This supposed scenario has already been recreated in South America. A Kangaroo Invasion would be fought bravely by every single Uruguayan, but every citizen would fight 3 kangaroos each. That was until a smart man decided to take a side humanity has lacked a stable alliance with: the MCA (Ministry of Cow Affairs) is a turning point due to the Uruguayans cow's nummerical advantage, each kangaroo in this case would have to fight 10 cows, along with support from humans weaponry AND technology. It'll be a very cold day in hell when humans and farm animals get along and help each other in warmongering and defending our homes, but with Australia's defeat, they'd be willing to help free their fellow cows, but if we wish to survive this battle, it's worth a shot, we could even consider pigs and chickens our allies as well, if bullets and conventional weapons fail, it is for the animals to fight the animals, especially with such a veteran side like the emus. *Also really liked how quickly Spermacist overpowered Bowl with nonsense, that's a new one!*
One problem with the aid from the cows is that a lot of them in the west are very young and inexperienced, this will lead to a heavy decrease in morale as they didn’t know what they would’ve been getting into from the start
According to the simulations(Xcom Files) a cow is easily capable of killing elephant sized spiders if it gets the jump on them or if the first strike of the ele-spider fails. So superior tactics would ensure that, even outnumbered, the cows would dominate the battlefield.
My main takeaways from this are that I learned about a boxer I didn't know about until now and that I'm impressed at how the Spermacist accidentally connected Austria and ostriches due to their similar names.
Sadly it seems even Spermacist isn't yet aware of the skeleton mercenary group based in the Paris Catacombs. Much like 🗿 the 💀 emoji has become rather popular recently, Coincidence? I think not!
A nice touch from FC to vouch for the Frenchman in the Titan. It was a tragedy caused by the negligeance of the company that operated the submersible, not some karmic retribution that we should cheer for.
@@VashdaCrash There were protocols in place and they were ignored by the CEO. I do agree that they should have been straight up unallowed to go down in that thing
So wait, is this the person typing this, or the spider controlling the person like Remy from Ratatoullie? If the later, can you ask the tarantula in my front lawn to fuck off; he keeps digging holes in the ricks and generally being an asshole.
Once again, The Spermacist returns with his divine knowledge of the political climate. May this man, the pinnacle of American patriotism, lead us all to triumph against the Great Emu Onslaught.
'ostrich sounds like austrian' Oh Mason, if only you knew how right you were. In german, Austria is called 'Österreich', and the natives are 'Österreicher'... and we absolutely loath to be lumped together with germans, so indeed, we are more osterrich then german. Since everyone is hellbent on confusing us with australia anyway, we figured we might as well join them. American ignorance will bring about Europes fall to our glorious sisters of the Emu Empire! [Seriously though, this is hilarious.]
22:46 It is not far-fetched. It is for a reason that the German word for Austrian is “Österreicher”, which is suspiciously similar to “Ostrich”. A German will defend themselves, saying that the German word for ostrich is “Strauß”, but since the majority of Germany is fluent in English, it is pretty clear that they understand the similarity between “Österreich” and ostrich, and that they recognize the authority ostriches have there. The ostriches will aid the emus and the kangaroos in the invasion.
A wise move by the Emus, they see the strength and power of their larger African brethren and understand that a war against them could spell their doom.
The answer is yes because of the winter, European winters are way colder than Australian ones, yeah, the Mediterranean would fall, but the rest of the continent would be fine Now let’s watch the video 🗿
@@vadandrumist1670 You are assuming they’ll use cars ignoring that doing so would completely make useless their tactics, they will probably reach Europe trough boat, but once in land they can only walk
Being on FC's discord server must be hell. Imagine reading this but after it happened. I would hate missing an opportunity to take poart of this delightful nonsense
Spermacist is... fascinating. Honestly, I'd love to get into private DMs with him just so I could hear what he thinks. His ideas are just so... novel, and he says them with such convection and seriousness. I'd be entertained for hours, maybe even days, just talking to him.
I think us Finns will be fine. It's really cold in the winter and the food for the emus would be lackluster at best, not to mention we could shell their known positions with one of the largest if not the largest artillery arsenals in Western Europe.
I think we Finns should be worried too, what if our archenemies mosquitos, black flies (mäkäräiset) and horse flies (paarmat) decide to make an alliance with the Emu-Empire? Then we would be in big trouble too, artillery would not work against them.
A problem is this: While artillery can be very effective against emu forces, the problem remains of time on target. The minimum ToT of well trained artillery crews is somewhere around two minutes, during which most kangaroo and emu forces will displace from their positions, even on foot, let alone mechanized or motorized infantry. This is the problem facing most militaries of how to successfully find and fix their opponent. Destroying the enemy is easy, but emu and kangaroo forces have extremely good crosscountry mobility that will make them difficult to intercept and tighten exploitable windows should gaps in their lines open. Further, as some kangaroo formations will be equipped with personal armor, it may be very difficult to incapacitate this threat with anything less than sustained barrages, which will reduce the number of fire missions a battery can undertake.
@@KoishiVibin Ukraine war might not be the BEST demonstration of good use of artillery, but Russians had been using it for a pretty decent effect to deny Ukrainians ability to concentrate forces in one location for a big push (large troop concentration efforts are impossible to hide in this day and age with all the drones and satellites hanging around). Russian artillery has been remarked to be an constant headache for Ukrainians iirc. Russians do seem to be rather trigger happy with their artillery after all. (especially during the first year of the war). Ukrainian artillery on the other hand seems to be largely focusing on counter battery efforts It would logically follow that us Finns would at the very least be able to use artillery for the same purpose. Deny Kengaroos and Emus the ability to concentrate troops and therefore deny them the ability to make a "dense" push in one sector of the front line. Finnish use of artillery has been historically considered very good (as in we are very accurate with them and use them very efficiently and effectively). Tho i know very little about that. I was not in the artillery or fire control (not sure what it's called, basically the spotters and plotters for artillery) during my conscription training.
I think we should return to tradition and learn the ways of the sword, with the kangoo-emus being able to dodge bullets, we can't even hit their limbs, thus by cutting them off will render them very easy to kill, because what are emus without their legs, and one must assume how well a kangaroo can fire bullets with no arms. While one must stop to think, if one were to slice a kangaroo, would they start with the legs or the hands first? This is a very important question yet to be answered
This is pointless. While spear formations to repel kangaroo units in close quarters are possible, the fact remains that kangaroo infantry are superior in hand to hand combat. The best means of engaging them is therefore a rifle, as at this range their dodging capabilities are much lower.
22:25 "Ostrich" sounds like "Austrian" The Spermacist chanelling his inner Baldrick on the topic of Austria and wars: "I heard it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an Ostrich, because he was Hungry."
Thank you for sparing us from... whatever that was he was about to get into at the end there, as ineresting as his tangents are I can only handle so much bizzarre absurdity at once. Also it was interesting to see Bowl speaking more generally for a change since I imagine his trolling is more of a context or person dependent thing then it is his norm.
If we're conquered by the emus, Spain would make another "Reconquista" we're experts in kicking out invaders. By the way spain is called that way because roman "Hispania" meant land of bunnies, so we are the base of the bunny mafia, not easter island, that's a common american mistake
There's also the case of the Spanish war of Independence, where we also threw out foreign invaders with guerrillas, so It would be easy for Spaniards to eliminate the occupiers.
I love Bowl. I want to spend my days talking with him about history. Like, did you know the Football War is a great and old war that I love? It was in the year 1969.
we in france have way more than enough than what is needed to erased kangaroo from existance 1 we are proud member of the community that rendered extinc the most species in the world : the european ( like for example the mediteranean lion and whales) 2 we have the most blood crased soldier in the world , in the "commune de Paris" incident , soldier killed with only Baïonnette ( basicaly a knife attached to a gun) 20000 people in 3 day , there is no fear of death when death is a delicacy
I'm not sure of what I had seen, and that's something else considering what kind of things I had seen with the Spermacist guide. The only thing I know for real, is there will be blood, shed, the man in the mirror nods his head, the only one, left...
The LASER Kiwi is a boondoggle. As you may have seen, the LASER Kiwi is only effective at short ranges. While in the past there was little effective protection against them except for armored vehicles, which large groups would overwhelm via superheating specific sections of vision blocks or weapon barrels, in recent years there have been an innovation. Ceramic armor. Boron carbide provides strong ballistic protection when backed by ballistic textiles like kevlar, twaron, spectra. However it is also highly heat resistant, and therefore can protect both soldiers and vehicles from laser weapons long enough to return fire. Furthermore, the increased range of modern weapons due to better fire control has made engagement of LASER Kiwis outside of their effective ranges very possible. Further complicating matters is their lens width and beam jitter. The American LASER air defence systems all have very large lenses to extend their reach. However, lacking those, as well as a stabilized firing system such as those of chickens, LASER Kiwis cannot be viable in mobile warfare that has become commonplace in the 21st century.
Australia is a rather flat land, is it not? They'd have to overcome the mountains. I shall become nordic Grug and I shall throw rock upon the climbing australian animals
So it went from a political subject, to Emu won a war against Australia, to Kangoroos are with them ready to invade Europe, to the Bee movie is a prediction of how America will die.
I love how Bowl usually dominates most passive-agressive exchanges he has, however, Spermacist straight up just...."wins" most of their exchanges.
Truly a great addition to the cast.
Spermacist is The Unstoppable Force, and we are yet to meet The Immivable Object (might be Harry, who has been missing from action for a while, gathering intel, no doubt)
Bowl’s tactic is ad hominem attacks. These can’t work on a man whose mind is firmly situated in another galaxy.
@@bluestrategist9aby540Harry was probably assassinated by the Emus because he was too much of a threat, but he also probably revived himself in his perfect AI mind as a robot ready to get revenge for the destruction of his flesh body
@jandalljinky2910 and with all the security cameras in that camp, it sure has a lot of intel for backup plans.
@@bluestrategist9aby540 Nah its Volkeh who is the immovable object
If you think Emus are bad, wait until you hear about what Cassowaries have been up to.
Wait till you hear about the sparrows in China.
Birds in general, really. Crows are concerningly smart, most pelicans are sociopaths, and for the most part, I'd be watching them all.
Hey whats the sonh hey whats the song used in 2:56 ?
What about the terrifying apex predator, the drop bear?
Honey Badgers, anyone?
“Naive little bee” is some crazy rizz, I’m ngl.
EDIT: Fully convinced FC knows about every French person after this video.
The Spermacist feels like an old Metal Gear boss. He monolouges about insane things in such a serious way. This video in particular is a great example, as at the beginning, with Caffeina being the Snake expy, mostly just reacting to what Spermacist says, and the jarring live-action photos thrown in.
Edit: This man is the greatest intellectual of our time. He just doesn't miss.
He is liquid, down to the mannerisms; i would not bat an eye if he started to possess someone
Old Metal Gear Boss... Doesn't EVERY Metal Gear Boss do that? Senator Armstrong, Skullface, heck the only boss/villian who doesn't is Quiet.😂😂😂
Expand on murder-hornets, please. If insects are a part of this plan too I'll have to consider strengthening my alliance with ants and reestablishing Arachnid Council.
You fool, pretending to help someone against an enemy invasion is one of the classic tactic used to invade another enemy. The ants are obviously working with the murder hornets. This is why they create tunnels: to funnel ressources from assimilated countries back to the base. Arachnid are known to not involve themself in politics, and would be of little help in this situation. No, what you need is forging ties with the bats: they strike under the cover of night with great precision
- Notabat Wayne
Yea I’ve seen those guys in france
Edit: Imma elaborate, I saw and *caught* one myself. It was the size of my finger. Luckily it was dying so I just grabbed it by the wings and placed it in a spider nest.
Still changed my walking route tho.
@aquadraws5833 Uh-huh. So their mere presence forced you to change your usual route. Hornet danger can effectively create desolate areas even in busy districts and redirect pedestrian traffic. I don't have enough information to determine whether it's to prepare for covert operations in such areas or to worsen traffic in chokepoints which are easily overwhelmed by panicking crowd. Will have to piece togeether more hornet interrogation reports, your contribution is welcome. In any case, murder hornets seem to herd us to or from specific locations. What was near your previous route? How does new one differ?
@@mr.textwall5327 my previous route went through the forest in my home (I found the hornet at the exit street, where the forest ends and street begins if that makes sense) I started using the cemetery route instead. I also made a report after I found the hornet. My hands were a little shaky ngl 😅
@@mr.textwall5327 The thing even if you kill them there corpse's are still a hazard since if someone steps on them they can still get stung. Practically speaking killing a swarm of them would cover the area with poisonous spikes.
Australians are shaking in their boots rn
Its still surprising to me how Australians lost to EMUS. They obviously had a whole array of weapons that they could use, but to be fair… emus are very strong.
Shut
Nah. They were all overtaken by the Emu empire.
Any "Australian" you know is actually just an Emu/Kangaroo in disguise
@S3AN0R1 Emus are built different. None can beat them. They're fast resilient smart got frickin dinosaur feet.
@@LaCabraAsada Nah nah mate. We strayans still all have the placenta and boob things definitely. Just doing normal opposable thumb stuff with the rest of you stupid humoids. Completely not infiltrated or you know whatever.
Sadly, Spermacist lacks one key component.
This supposed scenario has already been recreated in South America. A Kangaroo Invasion would be fought bravely by every single Uruguayan, but every citizen would fight 3 kangaroos each. That was until a smart man decided to take a side humanity has lacked a stable alliance with: the MCA (Ministry of Cow Affairs) is a turning point due to the Uruguayans cow's nummerical advantage, each kangaroo in this case would have to fight 10 cows, along with support from humans weaponry AND technology. It'll be a very cold day in hell when humans and farm animals get along and help each other in warmongering and defending our homes, but with Australia's defeat, they'd be willing to help free their fellow cows, but if we wish to survive this battle, it's worth a shot, we could even consider pigs and chickens our allies as well, if bullets and conventional weapons fail, it is for the animals to fight the animals, especially with such a veteran side like the emus.
*Also really liked how quickly Spermacist overpowered Bowl with nonsense, that's a new one!*
Yeah he literally just bulldozed through Bowl with faulty cat logic
One problem with the aid from the cows is that a lot of them in the west are very young and inexperienced, this will lead to a heavy decrease in morale as they didn’t know what they would’ve been getting into from the start
I think it was 14 kangaroos each, and just 2 cows for each kangaroo. Which only reinforces your point.
If we're getting animals involved then you should check the sheer number of cats and dogs O.o They'd kill us all!
According to the simulations(Xcom Files) a cow is easily capable of killing elephant sized spiders if it gets the jump on them or if the first strike of the ele-spider fails. So superior tactics would ensure that, even outnumbered, the cows would dominate the battlefield.
My main takeaways from this are that I learned about a boxer I didn't know about until now and that I'm impressed at how the Spermacist accidentally connected Austria and ostriches due to their similar names.
It's so sad that Mason died in a plane crash shortly after this conversation. We will miss him dearly.
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What I love about the Spermacist is that I can't tell if he's shitposting, if he's high/drunk or he's actually just straight up insane
Genuinely sounds schizophrenic
@@dumblenutz5561Nah, no way he isn't trolling. His shit is too hilarious to be actual schizophrenia
@@dumblenutz5561 asking so someone more knowledgeable than me can confirm: actual schizophrenia would be a lot less coherent, right?
Sadly it seems even Spermacist isn't yet aware of the skeleton mercenary group based in the Paris Catacombs. Much like 🗿 the 💀 emoji has become rather popular recently, Coincidence? I think not!
Dude I heard they've been hiding everywhere, there could be one skeleton for every person! One of them might be inside you too!
A nice touch from FC to vouch for the Frenchman in the Titan. It was a tragedy caused by the negligeance of the company that operated the submersible, not some karmic retribution that we should cheer for.
I agree. Also, shouldn't that company have been under some kind of external security control? There were lives on stake there.
@@VashdaCrash There were protocols in place and they were ignored by the CEO. I do agree that they should have been straight up unallowed to go down in that thing
@@leirbag1595 Maybe that CEO should go to jail
@@VashdaCrash Well, uh, he was part of the five victims.
@@leirbag1595 oh... Sorry. I was very ignorant there. Back to the "they shouldn't have been allowed" argument there
Thankfully brazil is safe due to the fact that everyone fears the mindcontroling spiders that we have attached to our bodies
But everyone loves the barking creatures and that's why alchohol is number 1 in sales.
with chupacu at our side, none country stands a chance.
So wait, is this the person typing this, or the spider controlling the person like Remy from Ratatoullie? If the later, can you ask the tarantula in my front lawn to fuck off; he keeps digging holes in the ricks and generally being an asshole.
@@leviemanuel6792 A cobra vai fumar....
The thing about The Spermacist is that I’ll never be able to understand what he’s saying, but he’s so motivating that I’m with him anyways.
Once again, The Spermacist returns with his divine knowledge of the political climate. May this man, the pinnacle of American patriotism, lead us all to triumph against the Great Emu Onslaught.
18:39 this is actually kind of a badass line
Who needs an AI when you got The Spermacist.
Man should be writing books
'ostrich sounds like austrian'
Oh Mason, if only you knew how right you were. In german, Austria is called 'Österreich', and the natives are 'Österreicher'... and we absolutely loath to be lumped together with germans, so indeed, we are more osterrich then german.
Since everyone is hellbent on confusing us with australia anyway, we figured we might as well join them. American ignorance will bring about Europes fall to our glorious sisters of the Emu Empire!
[Seriously though, this is hilarious.]
Join them and we shall enact protocol Schluchtenscheißer. All schnitzels will be dunked in Tunke
Ye
"You naive little bee" is a great line, using it in conflict situations irl
The question is not "can", but "for how long"?
22:46 It is not far-fetched. It is for a reason that the German word for Austrian is “Österreicher”, which is suspiciously similar to “Ostrich”. A German will defend themselves, saying that the German word for ostrich is “Strauß”, but since the majority of Germany is fluent in English, it is pretty clear that they understand the similarity between “Österreich” and ostrich, and that they recognize the authority ostriches have there. The ostriches will aid the emus and the kangaroos in the invasion.
A wise move by the Emus, they see the strength and power of their larger African brethren and understand that a war against them could spell their doom.
It is even more obvious in french, Austria is "Autriche", and ostrich is "autruche".
So a single letter keeps Austrians from becoming birds.
Someone I know saw someone raising emus in their backyard in Utah...
THAT PET OWNER IS A SPY
The answer is yes because of the winter, European winters are way colder than Australian ones, yeah, the Mediterranean would fall, but the rest of the continent would be fine
Now let’s watch the video 🗿
Implying the emus wouldn't win within three seasons.
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You are assuming they’ll use cars ignoring that doing so would completely make useless their tactics, they will probably reach Europe trough boat, but once in land they can only walk
Shut up, bunny imperialist, you don't fool me.
@@vadandrumist1670what about the northern countries like Norway and Sweden, not to mention Finland would destroy emus just with the climate alone.
Are you part of the bunny mafia?
This video has some of the most hardcore Australian slander I have ever seen.
Being on FC's discord server must be hell.
Imagine reading this but after it happened. I would hate missing an opportunity to take poart of this delightful nonsense
I feel like the ending robbed us of the best part. We need a sequel.
That's it. I'm terribly sorry for this betrayal, FC, but it's now official : The Spermacist is my favourite character.
@PeachCrusher69 He's a character all right.
@@versok2999what if he is a bee?
Is that club penguin music? Project blackout I just remembered
I was just thinking of that too xD
NO DONT CUT IT OUT, I WANT MORE lmao. Thay guys hilarious.
Honestly it must be phenomenal to just get through your day, doing whatever, then speak to an organic argument generator
I've never seen bowl not being able to find a comeback line to an insult, i tip my hat to the spermacist!
"I'm a kangaroo." - "I'm a Spermacist." - "Oh great, then we can be friends! At least until the emu war. Then it gets difficult."
Spermacist is... fascinating. Honestly, I'd love to get into private DMs with him just so I could hear what he thinks. His ideas are just so... novel, and he says them with such convection and seriousness. I'd be entertained for hours, maybe even days, just talking to him.
I don't know why Caffeina is surprised about the asian on a leash
I take my asian on walks all the time
i want the full story on how ken from bee movie represents the sad story of the america becoming a bee hive
I think us Finns will be fine. It's really cold in the winter and the food for the emus would be lackluster at best, not to mention we could shell their known positions with one of the largest if not the largest artillery arsenals in Western Europe.
I think we Finns should be worried too, what if our archenemies mosquitos, black flies (mäkäräiset) and horse flies (paarmat) decide to make an alliance with the Emu-Empire?
Then we would be in big trouble too, artillery would not work against them.
@@finnguy1549 i think the mosquitos are too greedy and would instead drive the emus crazy instead.
@@kirby1225 we can only hope…
A problem is this: While artillery can be very effective against emu forces, the problem remains of time on target. The minimum ToT of well trained artillery crews is somewhere around two minutes, during which most kangaroo and emu forces will displace from their positions, even on foot, let alone mechanized or motorized infantry.
This is the problem facing most militaries of how to successfully find and fix their opponent. Destroying the enemy is easy, but emu and kangaroo forces have extremely good crosscountry mobility that will make them difficult to intercept and tighten exploitable windows should gaps in their lines open.
Further, as some kangaroo formations will be equipped with personal armor, it may be very difficult to incapacitate this threat with anything less than sustained barrages, which will reduce the number of fire missions a battery can undertake.
@@KoishiVibin
Ukraine war might not be the BEST demonstration of good use of artillery, but Russians had been using it for a pretty decent effect to deny Ukrainians ability to concentrate forces in one location for a big push (large troop concentration efforts are impossible to hide in this day and age with all the drones and satellites hanging around).
Russian artillery has been remarked to be an constant headache for Ukrainians iirc. Russians do seem to be rather trigger happy with their artillery after all. (especially during the first year of the war). Ukrainian artillery on the other hand seems to be largely focusing on counter battery efforts
It would logically follow that us Finns would at the very least be able to use artillery for the same purpose. Deny Kengaroos and Emus the ability to concentrate troops and therefore deny them the ability to make a "dense" push in one sector of the front line.
Finnish use of artillery has been historically considered very good (as in we are very accurate with them and use them very efficiently and effectively). Tho i know very little about that. I was not in the artillery or fire control (not sure what it's called, basically the spotters and plotters for artillery) during my conscription training.
What a wonderful video that I watched from start to finish!
Im not sleeping until we get a Part 2 for this expanding on Murder Hornets and possibly the agenda in Asia, Africa and South America
Club Penguin music!?!?!?!?
wtf my comment saying that emus may already be hidden within the comment section just disappeared 😭
keep talking and the emus might make *you* disappear
I think we should return to tradition and learn the ways of the sword, with the kangoo-emus being able to dodge bullets, we can't even hit their limbs, thus by cutting them off will render them very easy to kill, because what are emus without their legs, and one must assume how well a kangaroo can fire bullets with no arms. While one must stop to think, if one were to slice a kangaroo, would they start with the legs or the hands first? This is a very important question yet to be answered
This is pointless. While spear formations to repel kangaroo units in close quarters are possible, the fact remains that kangaroo infantry are superior in hand to hand combat.
The best means of engaging them is therefore a rifle, as at this range their dodging capabilities are much lower.
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Spermacist monologues with club penguin agent music has to be the best thing to ever exist
My dumbass tried to turn on closed captioning.
When is part 2? It is imperative America learn to defend against the Murder Hornets.
1:48 holy shit i never thought anyone would use operation blackout ost again
Absolute legend. I was trying to search that song for a while and couldn't. Thanks a lot mate.
I didn’t know that those sprites for the spermacist’s character existed but they had me rolling
22:25 "Ostrich" sounds like "Austrian"
The Spermacist chanelling his inner Baldrick on the topic of Austria and wars:
"I heard it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an Ostrich, because he was Hungry."
The Spermacist vs The Bowl, a battle to be remembered for generations.
Thank you for sparing us from... whatever that was he was about to get into at the end there, as ineresting as his tangents are I can only handle so much bizzarre absurdity at once. Also it was interesting to see Bowl speaking more generally for a change since I imagine his trolling is more of a context or person dependent thing then it is his norm.
Anyone notice spermacist is about as muscular as a kangaroo? That casts suspicion on him.
This is easily the best conspiracy I've ever heard, assuming that its actually a conspiracy.
If we're conquered by the emus, Spain would make another "Reconquista" we're experts in kicking out invaders. By the way spain is called that way because roman "Hispania" meant land of bunnies, so we are the base of the bunny mafia, not easter island, that's a common american mistake
There's also the case of the Spanish war of Independence, where we also threw out foreign invaders with guerrillas, so It would be easy for Spaniards to eliminate the occupiers.
I love Bowl. I want to spend my days talking with him about history. Like, did you know the Football War is a great and old war that I love? It was in the year 1969.
Don't worry, we have 120000 brown bears and 2000 polar bears in Russia! We'll send help to France!
I dunno if there's anything to be done about it, but the need to maintain eye contact gets in the way of me enjoying your videos.
Yeah I do wish I could read it in the background
I hope the Spermacist never shut up.
His words are a beautiful orchestra to my ears
" kangaroos arent usually aggressive unless you provoke them"
Wait till she sees what the cause of 90% of Australian car accidents are
Just eat the emus ??
Bark, bark, time to lard!
Spermacist is the Alex Jones of French Baguette Intelligence.
Damn, the Emu wars made me aware that i really didn't know the crew in the sub
Thought this was an argument about emulators, but it's real.
we in france have way more than enough than what is needed to erased kangaroo from existance
1 we are proud member of the community that rendered extinc the most species in the world :
the european ( like for example the mediteranean lion and whales)
2 we have the most blood crased soldier in the world , in the "commune de Paris" incident , soldier killed with only Baïonnette ( basicaly a knife attached to a gun) 20000 people in 3 day , there is no fear of death when death is a delicacy
This might just be the funniest video of this channel.
Now we're really asking the good questions!
when the club penguin music started playing my jaw dropped all the way to the core of the earth
Spermacist gives me the vibes of someone who pronounces Emu like “Eemyu”
I'm not sure of what I had seen, and that's something else considering what kind of things I had seen with the Spermacist guide.
The only thing I know for real, is there will be blood, shed, the man in the mirror nods his head, the only one, left...
Spermacist is my favorite now.
we must prevent spermacist from finding out about nanachi
This is the quality content I come to the FBI for
"You suck at both" had me dying
I missed this style of thumbnail
how will europe being destroyed by emus affect lebron's legacy?
The world worrying about Emus while the New Zealanders have their Laser Kiwis.
All according to plan.
The LASER Kiwi is a boondoggle. As you may have seen, the LASER Kiwi is only effective at short ranges.
While in the past there was little effective protection against them except for armored vehicles, which large groups would overwhelm via superheating specific sections of vision blocks or weapon barrels, in recent years there have been an innovation.
Ceramic armor. Boron carbide provides strong ballistic protection when backed by ballistic textiles like kevlar, twaron, spectra. However it is also highly heat resistant, and therefore can protect both soldiers and vehicles from laser weapons long enough to return fire.
Furthermore, the increased range of modern weapons due to better fire control has made engagement of LASER Kiwis outside of their effective ranges very possible.
Further complicating matters is their lens width and beam jitter. The American LASER air defence systems all have very large lenses to extend their reach. However, lacking those, as well as a stabilized firing system such as those of chickens, LASER Kiwis cannot be viable in mobile warfare that has become commonplace in the 21st century.
Disappointed by the lack of the pun "Emupire", its right there!
This was a fantastic upload
When you’re early but can’t watch the video right now
5:26 This is just absurd, but extremely funny.
Happy to state that i've been blessed by being born during the reign of the modern era's Plato. Spermacist is - and will be - forever undefeated.
Whenever Spermacist appears, you know he’s going to be an absolute treat thanks to his… interesting takes.
I need more of this.
Spermacist HAS to write a book
Incredible.
My ears are ringing because of these beeping sounds.
Australia is a rather flat land, is it not?
They'd have to overcome the mountains.
I shall become nordic Grug and I shall throw rock upon the climbing australian animals
i do not think Spermacist understands how animals function-
i wish these had tts so i could listen to em while gaming
So it went from a political subject, to Emu won a war against Australia, to Kangoroos are with them ready to invade Europe, to the Bee movie is a prediction of how America will die.
Genuinely terrified right now
The spermacist is an gift from god and none can change my mind
Peak fiction once again from FBI.
(BTW, what's that song at 17:34?)
I can't imagine what could happen if cassowarys decide to side with the kangaroos...
i'll have what he's having
his name is MASON?!
The Spermacist just makes real life fanfiction
me: Objection!
Just get some cops from the survival mode of D2, especially from the 2nd city, soulless cops and annoying af siren
or just bring canadians in the fight, they will make them says sorry
Ranking some of the greatest minds of our generation:
1. Harry
2. Bowl / Spermacist
3. FC
4. Seraphina / Gringo
5. FF (Fridge Fucker)
6. Cleophoebs
7. Goblin Tyrant
8. Caffeina
Wait what video did FF apear in
Australia be shaking violently